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ADULT ADAM: The '80s gave us
the multiplex...
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10 glorious movies
under one roof,
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a heaven where you could
literally spend
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a whole day inside,
delighting in mystery, action,
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and some of the greatest films
ever made.
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One for ET.
One for Indiana Jones,
please.
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One ticket for Mannequin.
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One for The Lost Boys,
please.
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One for Weekend at Bernie's.
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They put sunglasses
on a corpse. (CHUCKLES)
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ADULT ADAM:
And then a movie came along
that changed everything
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for countless young men
on the verge of adulthood.
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Porky's! Oh, yes!
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Hell, no!
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Do you realize that movie is
packed with potty language,
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adult situations,
and Florida attitude?
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Yeah. That's why
I want to see it.
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Not with those beautiful
and innocent eyes.
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One's kind of wonky.
The other one's all right.
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Point is, no Porky's.
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It's rated R,
and you need my permission,
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which I will never,
ever, ever give.
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Well, in a few years,
I won't even need
your permission.
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I'll just rent it on Beta.
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Well, not if I contact
every video store
in the state.
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Well, I'll legally
change my name.
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Well, then I'll do
a mass mailing
for your photo.
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Well, then I'll have
extensive plastic surgery
and change my face.
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Well, then I'll hire
the A-Team
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to capture you
and bring you home.
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Well, then
I'll hire Delta Force
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to combat
your precious A-Team.
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What's going on
with you two?
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What's going on is,
you're a good boy.
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And if I say that movie
isn't appropriate,
then you'll listen.
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(GASPS)
What about Annie, huh?
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I hear you singing
it's a hard-knock life.
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Every morning when you make
your poopalas.
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ADULT ADAM:
But my mom was
on to something.
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That little redhead
would be our perfect cover.
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Okay. Just got our
Annie tickets.
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Now all we got to do
is sneak into Porky's.
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This is it. The last time
we'll see each other as boys.
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Bear witness to the end
of my innocence, bro.
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Okay, no one panic,
but I'm like 99.9% sure
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that ticket guy
is on to us!
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You're freaking out.
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I am not!
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Then why is your voice
all high and squeaky?
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That's just
how I sound now.
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Stop yapping
and come on already.
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Wait!
We missed the first minute!
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All the naughty stuff
will be way less enjoyable
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if we don't understand
how it fits into the story!
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ADULT ADAM:
It was one of those moments
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that show you
what you're made of.
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Was I gonna stay
a scared little boy,
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or would I become a man?
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No, Annie!
There's no way to go but up.
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How is this not rated R?
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This wasn't
in the stage production.
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I was not prepared for this.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 10,
1980-something,
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and Valentine's Day
was right around the corner.
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Barry, you know I love you,
but please don't be an idiot
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and go crazy
on Valentine's Day.
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I mean it.
What?
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All I asked was if there
was anywhere to park
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a hot-air balloon
on your property.
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I'm serious.
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I'm not one of those girls
who likes
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big public displays
of affection.
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Just keep it small, okay?
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ADULT ADAM: Back then,
keeping it small meant
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my brother's only option
was the Love-A-Gram.
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It made the cool kids
feel cooler
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and the lonely goobers
feel even lonelier.
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Hey, uh, I'd like
to send a flower to
chemistry class for,
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um (CHUCKLES)
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Yourself?
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It's okay, Naked Rob.
You'll find love one day.
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Hey, man.
How you doing?
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Uh, I'm fine.
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Gah! You're always,
like, right there.
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Enough already. Okay?
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Look, just do what
every high-school boy
on the planet does.
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Get her flowers.
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You want me to get
Lainey flowers?
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They're nature's trash!
They don't even do anything.
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Trust me.
Every girl loves roses.
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(SINGSONG VOICE)
Erica Goldberg!
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I got roses for you!
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Crap. Why?
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Don't you just love
V-Day?
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Ooh! Here.
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I got 100 roses
from your secret admirer.
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100? Come on, man!
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How mysterious
and sexy.
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Not to mention
bulky and unwieldy.
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Who knows? Maybe today,
your secret admirer will
reveal himself
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and you'll realize that
love was under your nose
the whole time.
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Or I tell him that I have
no feelings for him at all
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and we shake hands
and go our separate ways.
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Or you kiss him 'cause
you realize you're soul mates.
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Or I knee him
in the coin purse
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because now
he's getting creepy.
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(SIGHS) I was so close.
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Were you, though?
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ADULT ADAM: While Erica
was breaking hearts,
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my friends were bragging about
breaking in to Porky's.
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I feel like Porky's graphic
adult content wasn't blatant.
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It was earned, you know?
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I feel like, at its core,
it was a story of friendship.
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Mmm.
And boobs.
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(CHUCKLES) Not to be this guy,
but Kim Cattrall is so hot.
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Psst!
Know who's even hotter?
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Miss Hannigan from Annie.
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I mean,
not in a conventional way,
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but there's
something there.
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This is just sad, pal.
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MURRAY: I can't believe it.
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The boy saw Annie
Instead of Porky's.
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My lord,
you raised a wuss.
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Me? He's your son!
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I take a casual, non-committal
approach to parenting.
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You're the one
in the trenches.
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He's not a wuss.
He's a good boy.
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Too good!
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Now's the time
for taking chances
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and spreading
his wings a bit.
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Would you rather
take over?
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Let's not get crazy.
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How about that scene in gym
class with Ms. Balbricker?
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That was crazy!
(LAUGHS) Yes!
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You want to talk crazy,
Carol Burnett.
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She acts, sings,
and dances.
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She's a Swiss army knife
of entertainment.
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Okay, yeah. That was
full wuss right there.
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ADULT ADAM:
So, I wasn't a bad boy.
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But at least my girlfriend
always appreciated
my sensitive side.
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Geez, I wish I was gonna
see you on Valentine's Day.
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You know what's just as good
as me going to Seattle?
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A 10-minute phone date
where we eat the same pasta
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and watch the same episode
of Diff'rent Strokes.
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It's really not.
(AS ARNOLD JACKSON)
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Dana?
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(TIMER DINGS)
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(NORMAL VOICE)
Dang it. That's time.
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Aw.
Just a few more minutes?
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I can't.
You know how crazy
my parents get
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about the
long-distance bills.
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It's, like, a huge rule.
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Some rules
are made to be broken.
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What the hell
was that about?
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I think he's saying
you can break the rule
and we can keep talking.
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No way.
He's bluffing.
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Not bluffing.
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What kind of crazy
mind game is this?
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Maybe it's not a game.
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Oh, it's a game.
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Not a game.
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He said it's not a game.
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It's worse!
It's a trap!
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It's not a damn trap!
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It's a trap,
and I'm gonna hang up
and win!
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But he said...
(DIAL TONE)
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My God.
What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
What are you doing?
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Get out of my head, man!
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Adam, you're a good kid.
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But sometimes,
you got to take a risk,
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like breaking the phone rule
or going to see Porky's.
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Shh!
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Don't say the "P" word
when the "M" word is around.
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My point is
seeing an R-rated movie,
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that might be a rule
that's okay to break.
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Hey, I break
plenty of rules,
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jaywalking,
I once ran with scissors.
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They were safety scissors,
and I lied about
the jaywalking.
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So lying!
Lying is on the list now.
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Okay. That's it.
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Tomorrow, I'm taking you
to see Porky's.
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What about mom?
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She'll never find out.
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What's going on in here?
Porky's!
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What?
Porky's!
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Pork and beans.
The boy wants pork
and beans for dinner.
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It's tuna taco Tuesday.
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But, I can
move some things around.
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Good suggestion,
my little angel.
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Boy, you're really
not good at this.
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ADULT ADAM:
While I was being forced
to break the rules...
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Psst! Hey, dummy!
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(LAUGHS) You looked!
Means you're a dummy.
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But seriously,
I need your help
and advice. Come on.
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ADULT ADAM: Erica was about
to discover
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that Barry broke into
the AV. Club room.
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Okay, I know you told me
to buy Lainey flowers,
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but that's just
too small a gift
for the love of my life.
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Luckily, I figured out
the perfect Valentine's gift
to get her.
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A new boyfriend?
Burn!
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I don't agree
with your insult,
but I respect it.
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Anyway,
I was watching MTV,
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and this crazy genius video
popped up.
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And there it was,
the answer I was looking for.
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* Hello
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Hello?
How is this the answer?
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* Is It Me You're
Looking For? *
Lainey loves Lionel.
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And this video right here
is the most romantic story
ever told.
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Granted, Lionel is cool
and can pull off
a striped sweater,
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but this whole video is,
like, super weird.
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ADULT ADAM:
33 years before Adele,
this was the "Hello",
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that took the world by storm
thanks to Lionel Richie.
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He's in love
with a blind girl.
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He follows her
through the halls,
and she has no idea.
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It's so romantic.
Is it?
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Yes!
And she loves him, too!
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Just look at the sculpture
she made of his face.
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It's scary but sincere.
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What does this have to do with
Valentine's Day or anything?
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Duh! I'm gonna be
just like the video
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and make Lainey
a clay bust.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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WOMAN:
This is how I see you.
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The point is,
stop while you're ahead.
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Trust me.
Girls don't like it
when a guy tries too hard.
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What up, what up?
Guess who's all about
VD today.
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Wait.
That sounded really bad.
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I've got math class, Geoff.
What do you need?
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Me? Nothing.
Just thought you'd need
something from your locker.
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Nope.
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Well, maybe just check
to see that everything's okay.
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Why wouldn't it be okay?
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Just open it!
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(SCREAMS)
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What the hell?
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Doves.
Someone must like you.
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00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,434
Dear Lord! They pooped
all over my stuff!
242
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,537
It's like a bottle of
Elmer's glue exploded
in there.
243
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,072
Geoff, this has to stop.
244
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,041
Don't worry.
I'll go get some
paper towels.
245
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,744
Geoff to the rescue.
I'm such a good guy.
246
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,813
ADULT ADAM: While Erica
was trying to ignore Geoff,
247
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,448
my dad just wanted me
to ignore the rules.
248
00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,783
All right, son.
249
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,184
I'm not looking.
250
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,153
Now's your chance
to go see your jiggle movie.
251
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,488
What?
Aren't you coming with me?
252
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,124
Who's gonna buy me
a ticket?
253
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,959
That would defeat
the whole purpose!
254
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,293
You got to do this
on your own.
255
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,862
You buy a ticket
for Annie,
256
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,530
and then you sneak
into Porky's.
257
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,632
Easy-peasy.
258
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,466
But I just saw Annie.
259
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,670
You think they'll believe
I'd see that garbage
twice in a week?
260
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,238
(DOOR SQUEAKING)
261
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,343
Even better.
Now it's free.
262
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,012
Now you're telling me
to cheat the theater
out of the price of a ticket?
263
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,814
All right. That's it.
I've had enough.
264
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,915
You go see that movie now
or you're punished.
265
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,886
What? You can't punish me
for not breaking the rules!
266
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,621
Move it now!
267
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,890
Fine!
But I'll never forgive you
for helping me get into
268
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,692
the movie
I've been dying to see.
269
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,631
ADULT ADAM:
Even though I was doing
exactly what my dad said,
270
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:01,034
for the first time in my life,
I felt like a total rebel.
271
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,435
Show time.
272
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,738
That is, until someone
interrupted the movie.
273
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,439
Excuse me.
Pardon me, everyone.
274
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,175
I hate to interrupt your smut,
275
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,277
but my innocent little boy
is in here.
276
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,544
(GASPS) She's here!
277
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,380
I know you're in here,
Adam!
278
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,283
A mother always knows.
Surrender!
279
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,218
Oh, balls.
280
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,688
I don't mean
to judge any of you,
but you're all terrible.
281
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,222
Best of luck.
282
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,560
ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day
was fast approaching,
283
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,463
and Barry had finally found
the perfect gift for Lainey.
284
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,799
How long
have you been here?
285
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,466
Been in here
since the crack of dawn,
286
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,703
but it'll all make sense
once you see my masterpiece.
287
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,070
* Hello
288
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,706
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SCREAMS)
289
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,907
Was that
a scream of delight?
290
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,441
That was terror.
291
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,510
Seriously, this thing
is gonna haunt me forever.
292
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,412
In a good way?
Who gets haunted
in a good way?
293
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,014
Kevin Costner
in Field of Dreams.
294
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,749
Okay, that was
a fantastic example.
295
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,650
But this thing
is beyond disturbing.
296
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,786
Thing?
It looks like Sloth
from the Goonies,
297
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,421
got botched plastic surgery.
298
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,189
It's clearly Lainey.
299
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,491
Lainey?
It looks like
someone sat on a puppet
300
00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,860
from The Dark Crystal.
301
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,062
Damn it! Okay.
I know what I got to do.
302
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,064
See, the girl
in the video was blind.
303
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,899
I've been looking at Lainey
with my eyes
304
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,235
when I should really be
looking at her with my hands.
305
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,070
The hands are the eyes
of the arms.
306
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,504
I don't know, man.
307
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,273
This whole thing is just
so off the rails.
308
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,776
Ceramics, am I right?
Can we talk about us?
309
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,577
There isn't an us.
310
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,312
And you're, like,
terrible at icebreakers.
311
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,716
Cool. Cool.
So, I've come to a major
life decision. We're done.
312
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,351
Sweet.
313
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,886
You do realize
what that means.
314
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,187
Now you have
to just sit back
315
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,822
and watch me date
a parade of hot ladies,
316
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,557
knowing in your heart
that you missed out.
317
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,925
Well, live and learn.
318
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,761
Okay, but you're
making me uncork
319
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,462
all this charm
I've been hiding!
320
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,799
Hey, hallways,
am I right?
321
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,771
You broke my rules,
you broke my trust,
322
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,405
and you broke my heart.
323
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,440
The bad-boy triple axle.
324
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,309
Well, gold medal,
bad boy.
325
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,144
You are grounded
for a month.
326
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,914
No Nintendo, no telephone,
no snuggies.
327
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,816
What?
You can't do that.
328
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,117
You're right.
329
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,651
I'm not gonna
deny myself snuggies
330
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,788
just because
you love perverted cinema.
331
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:04,224
We can snug,
but still, no Nintendo
and no telephone.
332
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,592
But Sunday's
Valentine's Day.
333
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,260
I have a whole phone date
planned with Dana.
334
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,562
Well, too bad.
And if you think
I'm angry,
335
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,498
just wait till
your dad gets going.
336
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,966
This is gonna get ugly.
337
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,202
You're gonna hear it!
Brace yourself, boy!
338
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,007
I am so proud of you.
339
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,274
Please. Don't be.
340
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,509
Oh, but I am.
341
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,044
Go and make mom
unground me.
342
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,678
Oh, I can't do that.
You broke the rules.
343
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,914
Because of you!
344
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,916
And you have my respect.
345
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,684
I don't want it!
I want to have my
first Valentine's Day
346
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,786
with my girlfriend.
347
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,587
You are angry and defiant.
348
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,489
And it makes
my heart full.
349
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,225
No! Stop!
Empty your heart.
350
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,927
Way to go, son.
351
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,462
Don't call me son with pride
ever again.
352
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,865
Son.
You really want me
to break the rules?
353
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,234
That's exactly
what I'm going to do!
354
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,671
ADULT ADAM:
And so, I started my life
as a rule breaker, big-time.
355
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,340
One ticket to Seattle,
please.
356
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,474
My girlfriend lives there.
357
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,809
You flying alone today,
kid?
358
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,212
Uh...is that a problem?
359
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,981
Nope, but you can
meet the captain,
360
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,749
and we'll let you
steer the plane.
361
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,018
ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me,
it was the '80s.
362
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,654
Things were
a tad looser back then.
363
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,422
As I was off
to see my Valentine,
364
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,024
Barry was still
feeling his out.
365
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,392
Hey, babe.
366
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,894
(AS LIONEL RICHIE) Hello.
Oh, boy.
367
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,329
And with that,
Barry did some research,
368
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,398
terrible, invasive research.
369
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,632
Do you trim
your nose hairs?
370
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,368
Wow.
Your forehead's so big.
371
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,103
What's that right there?
I never noticed that.
372
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,471
Your eye looks different
today.
373
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,273
What's going on?
What's happening right now?
374
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,109
Oh, nothing.
Just passing on by before
social studies class.
375
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,743
Thought I'd give you
a little face feel.
376
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,079
(CHUCKLES)
Please don't touch my face.
377
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,346
You got tater-tot hands.
378
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,985
Ooh! That is a big noggin!
(CHUCKLES)
379
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,954
Dude!
I don't know what this is,
but now I'm pissed!
380
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,789
Well done.
Wait. How many teeth
do you have?
381
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:43,957
Let me count your teeth.
LAINEY: Ugh!
382
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,492
Teeth, am I right?
383
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,094
Stop doing
what you're doing!
384
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,628
No, it's not
what you think, okay?
385
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,197
I just
wanted to say sorry.
386
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,199
I've been annoying.
I get it.
387
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,566
Spending all that money
on flowers
388
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,302
and white pigeons
was a real wake-up call.
389
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,937
I thought they were doves.
390
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,172
You put gross albino
pigeons in my locker?
391
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,242
The point is,
I give up, okay?
392
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,743
I made a deal with myself.
393
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,545
If I couldn't win you over
by Valentine's Day,
394
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,147
then it was time
to move on.
395
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,449
So, I guess friends?
396
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,220
For sure.
Friends.
397
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,288
ADULT ADAM: There it was,
the one word that killed
398
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,324
any romantic relationship.
399
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,926
That was very mature
of you, man.
400
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,860
Oh, no. Just wait.
Here's where
she turns around,
401
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,562
gives me a longing look
because she didn't realize
402
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,131
what she had until now.
403
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,966
It's my master plan.
Here we go.
404
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,269
Right now!
405
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,672
Right now!
406
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,841
Right now!
407
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,076
(SNIFFS)
408
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,710
(SIGHS) It's over, bro.
409
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,480
Shut up, Robert.
Everyone knows you gave
yourself that flower.
410
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,516
ADULT ADAM: As Geoff realized
he had to get over his
broken heart,
411
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,352
I was breaking the rules.
412
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,921
Suck on this,
Murray Goldberg.
(BELL DINGS)
413
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,023
CAPTAIN: (OVER PA)
Welcome aboard.
This is your Captain.
414
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,492
Our flight time to Seattle
will be about five hours.
415
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,594
Wait.
Did he say five hours?
416
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,131
Rough weather
in the Midwest, so we'll see
some minor turbulence.
417
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,567
Minor turbulence?
Oh, that's not great.
418
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,369
Or major turbulence.
419
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,471
Just, uh, please keep
your seat belts fastened.
420
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,373
They don't know?
They should know!
421
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,309
Oh, God! Why am I here?
What have I done?
422
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,012
ADULT ADAM: Sure, as a boy,
I was afraid of flying.
423
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,448
But as a man, I wasn't gonna
wuss out and call my parents.
424
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,284
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
425
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,386
Murray!
426
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,954
(CHEERING ON TV)
427
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,655
(VOLUME INCREASES)
428
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,991
(RINGING CONTINUES)
429
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,392
BEVERLY: Murray!
430
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,460
I can't! I'm busy!
431
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,996
(RINGING CONTINUES)
Murray!
432
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,697
Fine.
433
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,265
(TV SHUTS OFF)
434
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,901
Hello?
435
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,770
Uh-huh.
436
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,672
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
437
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,807
Who is it?
438
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,776
Adam's at the airport.
439
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,012
Seattle?
440
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,946
I mean, really?
441
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,616
You are not dressed for
that kind of rainy weather.
442
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,651
At the very least,
pack some duck boots.
443
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,154
I mean, you could have gotten
a head cold and died!
444
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,589
Dad said to break the rules,
so that's just what I did.
445
00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,260
I meant leave the seat up!
Eat a grape at the
supermarket!
446
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,595
Not fly across
the damn country!
447
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,997
But, deep down,
you're proud of me.
448
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,532
No, I'm the opposite
of that.
449
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,899
Gotcha. Mom's here,
450
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,468
so you can't give me
the respect that I deserve.
451
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,503
No respect!
You're a moron!
452
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,205
Yep. I really am.
453
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,441
You really are.
454
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,876
Let's just all agree,
in the future,
455
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,512
we leave the parenting
to me and Bev.
456
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,847
Yes. For sure.
457
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,082
Absolutely.
458
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,417
Guys, guys,
I think the headline here
459
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,153
is that I did the right thing
in the end.
460
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,156
True.
I cried until they turned
that plane around.
461
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,192
That was not easy
and cost me every bit
of my dignity.
462
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,426
He did do that.
463
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,262
And I did not try smoking,
464
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,630
even though
the other passengers said
it would calm my nerves.
465
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,566
You should
head upstairs now.
466
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,301
Same goes for
the tiny vodka bottles.
467
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,103
Head upstairs now.
468
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,371
Everybody go!
469
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,241
Well, I hope you're happy.
You've ruined our son.
470
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,311
Adam used to be a good boy,
and now he's a real (BLEEP)
471
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,446
I'm not gonna apologize
for that.
472
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,483
Bevy, do you really
want to have the only kid
in the world
473
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,485
who's afraid
to see an R-rated movie?
474
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,719
Yes!
475
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,054
That's the dream.
476
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,056
Well, it's not mine.
477
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,157
Look, I know I'm not
down in the trenches
like the two of you,
478
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,827
but we need
to raise a man,
479
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,597
one who's not afraid
to go out and take a risk,
480
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,598
even if it means
disappointing us.
481
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,041
ADULT ADAM:
Valentine's Day had arrived,
482
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,778
and Barry was finally ready
to unveil his masterpiece.
483
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,948
Dude, are you still in here
making Lainey heads?
484
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,284
I'm so close, Erica!
485
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,686
Come.
Prepare yourself for beauty.
486
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,222
* Hello
487
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,589
Oh, no!
488
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,657
(MUSIC STOPS)
Okay. That's a no.
489
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,126
Don't worry.
Got many more.
490
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,427
Behold.
491
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,561
* Hello
492
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,695
(MUSIC STOPS)
Ew!
493
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,931
Okay. Good note.
494
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,266
Feast your eyes on this.
495
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,968
* 'Cause You Know
Just what to say
496
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,370
I got one
you're gonna love.
497
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,972
* And You Know Just What To Do
498
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,774
That's supposed to be
your girlfriend?
499
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:58,111
* And I Want To Tell You
So much
500
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,648
* I Love You
No. Stop.
501
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,417
(MUSIC STOPS)
You can't show Lainey any
of these clay monstrosities.
502
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,952
She'll think
you're a serial killer.
503
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,589
I know.
I blew it.
504
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,092
I ruined the first Valentine's
with the girl of my dreams.
505
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,527
Barry?
506
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,263
Lainey! Lainey,
don't look at me, please,
507
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,298
or anything else
in this room.
508
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,066
Also,
happy Valentine's Day.
509
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,301
What the...
510
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,635
You made all this for me?
(CHUCKLES)
511
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,607
So, you like them?
512
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,842
Don't take this the wrong way,
but they're nightmares.
513
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,778
This was supposed to be
your Valentine's gift.
514
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,714
I just wanted to show
how I see you, but...
515
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,218
It's just impossible to make
something as beautiful as you.
516
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,620
Barry, I told you
not to go all crazy.
517
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,522
I know, but the fact
that you love me
518
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,091
more than any man in this
world is everything to me.
519
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,229
It's everything.
520
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,632
The fact that you'd sit
here for days and try
over and over...
521
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,371
That's exactly
why I love you,
you big idiot.
522
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:03,976
* I've Been Alone
With you inside my mind
523
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:11,918
* And In My Dreams,
I've Kissed Your lips
a thousand times
524
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,720
I saw that.
525
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:19,692
* I Sometimes See You
Pass outside my door
What? Ew. You saw nothing.
526
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,127
Lights out.
527
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,029
* Hello
And mom says
no sneaking TV.
528
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,731
Still punished. Got it.
529
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,700
* Is It Me You're Looking For?
I've got to say,
flying to Seattle?
530
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,469
You really took
a big swing.
531
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,772
* I Can See It In Your Eyes
Don't worry.
I'll get the hang of it.
532
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,609
* I Can See It In Your Smile
533
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,711
* You're All I've
Ever Wanted *
534
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,748
ADULT ADAM:
That night, I decided to
start breaking the rules,
535
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,883
but it wasn't because my dad
said to
536
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,253
or because I thought
I would prove I was a man.
537
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,654
I did it simply because
538
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,657
I was a boy
in love with a girl.
539
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,192
And after being in
such a hurry to grow up,
540
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,763
in that moment,
I just wanted time to stop.
541
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,198
And I was willing
to risk everything.
542
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,104
He snuck out to call Dana.
543
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,841
Well, what do you know?
544
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,310
You gonna bust him?
545
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,778
Oh, for sure.
546
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,880
But he's a good boy.
547
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,615
I'll give him
a couple of minutes.
548
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,990
That's the thing about love.
549
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,327
It makes you
want to take risks
and go out on a limb,
550
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,462
no matter the consequence.
551
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,866
But for the right person,
it's totally worth it.
552
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,068
* I Love You
553
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,608
Ugh. Why is that
Lainey head here?
554
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,943
They made me remove them all
from the school premises
555
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,745
'cause they were scaring
the first graders.
556
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,680
Me and the JTP
are gonna blow this one up
with some fireworks.
557
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,217
Do it now.
I am not gonna sleep
with that thing in the house.
558
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,219
Oh, my...
559
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,887
I get it.
I suck at sculptering.
560
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,088
No.
561
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,292
Baby, you're a genius.
562
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,295
And I am so honored
that this is how you see me.
563
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:06,165
I mean, what a beautiful
tribute to the love
of your life...
564
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,469
Me.
565
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,604
Oh, no.
566
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,972
Mom, just so you know,
this is actually a sculpture
of Lainey's head.
567
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,073
Toss it in the trash.
568
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,244
ADAM: That's my stupid
brother right there.
569
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,712
He's talking
with his girlfriend.
570
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,282
What was that?
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