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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s
game shows ruled the TV.
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There was Pyramid,
Wheel of Fortune,
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Jeopardy!, and
The Newlywed Game.
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But to us kids, none came
close to Double Dare.
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It was the world's
best game show,
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filled with trivia,
physical challenges,
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and host Marc Summers,
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who managed to smile even
when his nice suits got messy.
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Idiots!
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The flag is under
the giant pad of butter!
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Always look
under the butter.
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If we ever get
on this show,
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imagine all the prizes
we'd win.
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We'd be strutting
around in our brand-new
British Knights,
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jammin' out to our
Panasonic portable
sound system,
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as we chow down
on a year's supply
of Chef Boyardee.
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It's all our dreams
wrapped into one.
(LAUGHS)
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But the coolest part,
It was filmed in Philly,
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which meant one thing.
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All right.
Shut your giggle holes.
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I have two announcements.
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First, whoever wrote
my phone number
in the boys' bathroom
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will be found.
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I called and asked
if his refrigerator
was running.
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It wasn't,
so it ended up
being sad.
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Second, some game show
called Double Dare
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is holding auditions
at our school,
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and two of you
will be picked to be
on their show.
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Now let's get those
bodies TV-ready.
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Dude, this is seriously
the best day of my life,
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and I once got mistaken
for Mary Lou Retton.
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Dorothy Hamill.
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We're actually gonna
be on Double Dare.
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You two so have
this in the bag.
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(LAUGHS)
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Bro, you don't
have a prayer.
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Shut up, Dave Kim.
This face was made for TV.
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But that voice...
Youch.
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You two can't compete
with Handsome Ben.
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ADULT ADAM: He was right.
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We all had one growing up...
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The vicious rival
who always won.
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Who always beats you out
for class president?
Handsome Ben.
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And who always gets
the lead in the musical?
Handsome Ben.
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Who was first in line
to see Temple of Doom?
Handsome Ben.
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You had to sit
in the second row,
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like a chump.
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Fine! You're right!
He wins every time.
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But this
will be different.
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Will it?
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Look at him.
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Hey, AG.
Hey, Dave Kim.
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Hi, Ben. (GIGGLES)
Hey, buddy.
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You're right.
He's amazing.
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My only real shot
is to win over the producers
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by picking a partner
that'll make me stand out.
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Perhaps someone like...
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"Cute Dave Kim."
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No one calls you that.
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I was thinking Pops.
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Your grandfather?
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Nothing wins people over more
than an adorable old man.
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Handsome Ben
is going down.
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Kid won't know
what hit him.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was fall 1980-something,
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and Barry and my dad
were sitting down
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to what they did
every Sunday...
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Watch the Eagles...
Go, baby, go,
baby, go!
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...for better or worse.
Fumble? No!
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That's it.
Season's over.
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It's the first game
of the year.
They already blew it.
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We got to fire the coach
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and start thinking
about next year.
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ADULT ADAM:
Whenever they'd watch,
my dad would turn on the team,
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while my brother
was hopelessly positive.
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Look, all we need
is a turnover,
a touchdown,
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a 2-point conversion,
an onside kick,
and two more touchdowns.
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Or 12 safeties.
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Turn it off!
I can't take it anymore.
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And they each handled
an Eagles loss
in their own special way.
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Hey, buddy.
Got you a new
burger flipper.
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I noticed your
old spatula was
a little worse for wear.
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Look at you.
Always so damn nice, huh?
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Well, I'm sick of it.
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Lashing out because
the Eagles lost?
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And I'm sick
of your face.
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I'll just leave this
and go.
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I will kill you
with this spatula,
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you thoughtful,
thoughtful man!
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As for my brother,
an Eagles loss meant
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several heartbroken days
of utter depression.
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Hey. Hugh Hefner.
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Cover your
downstairs stuff.
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You're in school,
not the grotto.
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The Eagles lost.
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Ohhh.
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Take the day.
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Make room, everybody!
Eagles fan coming through!
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Thankfully, a new week
meant a new chance
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for my dad and bro
to help the Eagles win...
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Through a series
of crazy superstitions.
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Let's get this going.
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I got on my good-luck
jersey and underpants.
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Now time for some
pregame cabbage
patching
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to supercharge
our good luck.
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Even if the superstitions
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breached the boundary
of common sense.
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Do it better!
The Eagles need us!
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Or any sense at all.
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Who wants some
double-cheesy nachos?
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Stop where you're at!
Mom, you know the rules!
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Once you step foot on the den
floor, the Eagles will lose.
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What happens in this house
has no impact on the game.
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That is adorable.
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I am not bad luck.
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Would you just stop
with this already?
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What happened the first
Sunday after we got married,
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when you insisted on
watching the game with me?
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They lost
by six stupid touchdowns.
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Just come and get
your nachos.
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Mom, you know the rules.
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Once the game starts,
we can't move
from our spot.
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Now truck it over
on the animal.
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ADULT ADAM:
This '80s toy monster truck
was their typical lifeline,
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mostly due to its retractable
claws for stability.
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(BOTH SIGH)
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The claws did nothing!
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Stay back!
Don't clean it up!
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There's hot cheese
on my rug!
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That's its home now!
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She jinxed us!
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Do your idiot dance!
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Pops,
I have amazing news!
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You're gonna be my partner
on Double Dare!
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That's the best news
I've heard all day.
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Also,
what's Double Dare?
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Only the country's
hottest game show.
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You love game shows,
right?
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You bet.
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That Vanna White
sure can turn a letter.
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Ha ha!
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Don't say any of that
at our audition.
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In fact, leave all
the talking to me.
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You sure
you don't want to do this
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with one of
your little friends?
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Nah. She'll understand.
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Ow! You punched me
in the heart!
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You're picking
your grandfather
over me? Seriously?
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You know it's been my dream
to go on Double Dare.
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It's selfish of you
not to support that.
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How am I
the weak link?
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You got flat feet
and a lazy eye.
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That Double Dare
human-hamster wheel
will eat you alive.
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I had no choice.
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This is the only way
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I can beat
my lifelong rival,
Handsome Ben.
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Dude, you're not his rival.
It's totally one-sided.
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Oh, yeah? Watch this.
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Hey, Ben.
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'Sup, Adam?
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Good luck at the
Double Dare tryouts.
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I hope you get it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Stupid, generous
Handsome Ben.
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Well, I don't need you.
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I'm gonna make it
on the show and win,
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and I won't save
any slime for you!
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Is that a new
trapper keeper, Adam?
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Sweet.
Just got it. Thanks.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I will bury you.
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ADULT ADAM:
While I was plotting to beat
my lifelong rival,
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my mom had plotted a way
into the den.
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What... What is this?
What are you doing?
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Don't worry.
I'm not touching
the floor.
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I'm just gonna bust some
dust and be on my way.
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(VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING)
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Poop!
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Bevy, please! Come on!
Dear lord, no!
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And then
something crazy happened.
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Oh!
(SCREAMING)
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The Eagles intercepted
the moment
my mom stepped on the floor.
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And as soon as she left...
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Come on!
Are you kidding?
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...the Eagles fumbled.
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Dude.
Did you see that?
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When mom was in here,
the Eagles kicked butt.
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The second she left,
the Eagles sucked butt.
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What are you saying?
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Do you think
mom's good luck?
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No. It's just
a dumb coincidence.
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Only one way
to find out.
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Kee-ya!
What the hell!
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Shut up. Shut up.
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Mom! I think
dad spilled something!
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Hey, hey!
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It's okay.
I've always got a rag.
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It's a mom secret.
(CHUCKLES)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
They sacked Bradshaw.
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Get it! Get it! get it!
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...and they did.
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Good god, mom did it!
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No! That was
just another coincidence.
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You keep your mother
out of this. Understand?
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Understand what?
I heard "mother."
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I'm the mother.
Here I am.
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Dude, all these years,
we've got it wrong.
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You're not a jinx.
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You're like a real,
actual lucky charm.
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Thank you, schmoo.
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No. Stop.
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There's no such thing
as actual luck.
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Then why are you wearing your
lucky jersey and underpants?
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This helps the Eagles win,
not your mother.
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Looks like those greeny guys
are celebrating something.
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They scored!
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Mom stays...
Stays forever.
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Oh! Ha!
This is gonna be fun!
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Go, greeny birds!
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MURRAY: No.
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We have a system
when we watch football,
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and the number-one rule
of that system is no talking.
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ADULT ADAM: Naturally,
my mom respected the rules...
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Until the next week,
when she didn't.
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Are the players married
to the cheerleaders?
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Do you think
their families are mad
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'cause they work
on Sundays?
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Ugh! Look at
those grass stains.
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Who washes those pants?
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Aren't we all Patriots?
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Oh ho! Look at
that big, snuggly pileup.
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Why does the throwy guy
keep putting his hands
in the other guy's butt?
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I have a better name
for a team...
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The Yankee Doodles.
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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You know what?
Who wants bagel bites?
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'Cause I'm gonna
put some in the oven.
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What do I set it at?
2,000?
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No! Murray,
you know the rule.
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Don't touch any knobs
in the kitchen.
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Hey! Come back fast.
We need you on defense.
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Isn't this great?
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Woman's got to go.
248
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,795
What? No! she's part
of the game ritual.
249
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:15,996
There's no going back.
250
00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,898
A man needs time
away from his wife,
251
00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,601
and for me,
football is that time.
252
00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,670
So, what? You're just
gonna tell her to go away?
253
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,071
You know mom.
It'll crush her.
254
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,139
Don't worry.
I'll be sensitive.
255
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,610
Hey, honey.
256
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,545
Would you put that down
and get out?
257
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,846
What?
258
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,313
Listen, it's not
that I don't love
259
00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,816
spending every moment
with you,
260
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,018
but you don't understand
football,
261
00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,352
and it's distracting.
262
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,655
Well, that sounds
like an excuse.
263
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,658
Okay, imagine if I go
to your scrapbook club
264
00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,893
and every few seconds,
265
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,728
I interrupt you
with a question
266
00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,597
about what glitter
I should use.
267
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,531
Well,
that would be ridiculous
268
00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,467
because there's opaque,
translucent, chunky,
269
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,438
micro-fine, spray-on,
brush-on, squeeze-on...
270
00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,506
Oh.
271
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,710
I get it.
272
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,777
I'll go.
273
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,145
That means a lot, Bevy.
274
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,115
And that's
how you do marriage.
275
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,851
And so my mom got the message.
276
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,485
Teach me everything
about football.
277
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,021
You've come
to the right place.
278
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,623
It was just the wrong message.
279
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,361
Let's start with the basics.
This is the quarterback.
280
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,931
These are the linemen,
receivers, running back.
281
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,098
Question...
282
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,566
What do
all those words mean?
283
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,970
Simplifying,
there's offense
and defense.
284
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,706
Question... Are those things
I should already know?
285
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,374
Simplifying...
286
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,843
This is a football.
287
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,977
Question...
288
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,879
Is the plural of football
"feetball"?
289
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,313
Ohh! God!
290
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,415
Why won't anyone answer me?
What are you people hiding?
291
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,152
My god. I can't
take this anymore.
292
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,255
Look, there is only one way
to teach mom anything...
293
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,490
Put it in terms
she understands.
294
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,626
Okay,
this is a football,
295
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,162
but I want you to imagine
it's actually me as a baby.
296
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,563
Aww!
297
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,898
(GASPS) ooh!
298
00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,768
Now, your job is to protect
that baby at all costs.
299
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,235
Of course.
300
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,436
Who are they?
301
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,038
Hi, Erica! You called,
and I came right away.
302
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,106
Isn't that nice of me?
303
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,474
As you can see,
they're the enemy.
304
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,076
We call them
the defensive line.
305
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,644
Their job is to stop you.
306
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,613
Translation... They're a band
of evil college recruiters,
307
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,883
wanting to take
your precious
little girl away
308
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,252
to an out-of-state
university.
309
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,421
But that's too far.
How will I see you every day?
310
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,923
You've only
got one choice...
311
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,758
Get that baby
back to our house.
312
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,459
Or the end zone.
313
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,428
(CLEARS THROAT)
Please move.
314
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,097
No way.
Please move!
315
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,965
Oh, we're comin' for you.
Gimme that baby!
316
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,366
Never!
Hike!
317
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,268
Go! Go!
Oh.
318
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,771
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
319
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,839
Whoo!
320
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:39,973
(LAUGHS)
321
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,508
I made it home!
322
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,710
I made it home.
323
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,277
Or the end zone.
324
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,579
Oh! I get it!
325
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,948
Come on, guys.
Where's the "D"?
326
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,516
I just don't know
where to touch her.
327
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,884
Maybe I should
just cover Erica.
328
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,019
I hate you so much,
Geoff.
329
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,121
Shut it, okay?
It's enough.
330
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,756
While my mom
was ready for game day,
331
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,991
I was ready
for my game-show debut.
332
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,593
Hi, kids. I'm Zane,
and this is Ellen.
333
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,830
We've set up
a practice course
334
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,032
to simulate
actual Double Dare.
335
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,366
Now pick a partner.
336
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,002
That's right.
Let's get messy!
337
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,905
Yep, I knew exactly
how to wow the producers.
338
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,008
Three words...
Make an entrance.
339
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,343
Sorry we're late.
340
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,212
Me and my best friend
got held up on the public bus.
341
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,681
No way. You can't
pick a cute old man.
342
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,883
That's not fair.
343
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,952
Sorry, sister...
Not against the rules.
344
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,120
I checked.
(ALL GROAN)
345
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,257
What kind of
a farkakte game
show is this?
346
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,859
I thought
it was just trivia.
347
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,627
Oh, it is.
And some physical
challenges.
348
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,997
It looks slimy
and unsafe.
349
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,399
You're Pops!
You can do anything!
350
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,268
What the (BLEEP)
is that thing?
351
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,203
You play tennis
and date twins
352
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,472
and drink martinis
when the sun's out.
353
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,475
Yes, I do sample from
the salad bar of life.
354
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,410
Then let's show 'em
what we're made of.
355
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,512
(GRUNTING)
Go, go, go!
You got it.
356
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,614
I can't find
the damn flag.
357
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,083
Look under
the pad of butter!
358
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,717
They always hide it
under the pad of butter!
359
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,887
Aw,
there's no flag here!
360
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,122
(GRUNTING)
361
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,624
This is
my good tracksuit!
362
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,026
(GROANS)
363
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,395
Why am I here?
364
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,864
Oh, no, no!
365
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,999
(GROANS)
366
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,134
This is not
a game show!
367
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,635
Faster!
(GROANS)
368
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,004
Po... (SIGHS)
369
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,807
I'm not a hamster!
I'm a human man!
370
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,709
That...
Did not go well.
371
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,177
No, it did not.
372
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,213
I'm sorry
I let you down, kiddo.
373
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,882
I'm gonna dig my watch
out of the butter and leave.
374
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,551
Well, how'd it go
with your adorable
best friend?
375
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,020
Great. So great.
376
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,621
Listen,
I was thinking...
377
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,756
Our friendship
is too important.
378
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,491
We should be partners.
379
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,592
I don't think so.
380
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,194
See, I already got
a partner.
381
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,463
You ready to rock,
muscles?
382
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,565
Seriously?
383
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,168
Of all the people,
you ditch me for that putz?
384
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,536
Now you know
how it feels.
385
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,605
Well, we'll see how you feel
when Handsome Ben chokes.
386
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,574
He's got the looks,
but not the chops.
387
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,943
(LAUGHS) done.
388
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,610
And I got
the course record, too.
389
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,014
Balls!
390
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,683
That is one hard schnoz.
391
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,318
As I was losing
a best friend...
392
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,719
Set...hike!
393
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,122
...my mom was learning
how to win at feetball.
394
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,361
(LAUGHING)
Touchdown!
395
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,795
Whoo!
396
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:16,964
Oh, yeah!
397
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,866
You're in my house now!
398
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,635
You're gonna come in
and take off your shoes
'cause I just vacuumed.
399
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,437
That's how "in my house"
you are!
400
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,672
Whoo!
401
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,574
I think our work
here is done.
402
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,777
I have a feeling your dad
is gonna be a very happy man!
403
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,679
BEVERLY:
Let's go, Eagles "D"!
404
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,847
Sack!
BARRY: Yes!
405
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,849
(LAUGHS)
Yes, baby.
406
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,318
Turns out learning football
just ruined it for my dad.
407
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,686
Isn't this great?
408
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,854
Mur,
you got it all.
409
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,890
Yeah, she did
the thing I asked her to do,
410
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,624
so it'd be wrong of me
to complain.
411
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,160
Watch... Next play, they're
gonna throw the long ball.
412
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,461
That's nuts.
It's third and short.
413
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,662
They're gonna go
up the middle.
414
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,498
No. They're expecting
the rush.
415
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,801
Gah! Stop saying things
with sports-fueled knowledge!
416
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,337
Let's all just not talk
until the Eagles win, okay?
417
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,473
Unfortunately for my dad,
they really were
expecting the rush.
418
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,609
Boom! Ha ha!
419
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,877
Who called it?
420
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,578
Mama bird... That's who!
421
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,779
Face!
422
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,381
Aah! That's it!
423
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,716
You got to go.
424
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,184
Go?
425
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,053
But...
426
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,455
I learned football.
(CHUCKLING)
I did what you said.
427
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,390
Thing is, I lied.
428
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,727
Look, I think the key to
a good marriage is time apart,
429
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,330
and for me,
football is that time.
430
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,432
Well, I think the key
to a good marriage
431
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,834
is spending time
together.
432
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,470
But if you don't
want me here...
433
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,804
I'll go.
434
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,076
While my Double Dare
dreams had been dashed,
435
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,844
Emmy's were looking
better than ever,
436
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,447
thanks to athletic, horrible
Handsome Ben.
437
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,115
Look at Handsome Ben go.
438
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,017
His feet barely
touch the slime.
439
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,219
I feel like
it's right...
440
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,354
Here.
441
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,122
Yes!
Yes! Got it! come on.
442
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,857
Well done,
kids!
443
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,759
Looks like you two
are the team to beat.
444
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,694
Couldn't ask
for a better partner.
445
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,429
(CHUCKLES)
446
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,898
I think that was
directed at you.
447
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,867
Yes!
Thank you, Dave Kim.
448
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,103
Looks like all of
those months of
practice with Emmy
449
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,237
really paid off.
450
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,740
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Months?
451
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,243
Yeah, we overheard
Coach Mellor at
the beginning of the year
452
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,811
saying Double Dare
was coming.
453
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,347
That's when we agreed
to partner up and...
Pbht! What?
454
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,848
Handsome Ben's
just confused.
455
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,217
Let me get this
straight.
456
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,452
You picked him
before I even asked you?
457
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,621
Kinda.
You've been torturing
me for a week,
458
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,356
and you did
the exact same thing!
459
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,325
I was at least gonna lie
and let you down easy.
460
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,859
Well, you make
a great team...
461
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,795
Handsome Ben and
"sack of crap" Emmy.
462
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,063
Take it back, nerd!
463
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,899
ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was
an honest accident.
464
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,068
However,
what happened next wasn't.
465
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,037
After that,
no one was at their best.
466
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,238
Whoa, whoa!
467
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,108
Both of you... Out!
468
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,609
But you said
I was a lock.
469
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,711
That was before you made
a mess of this course.
470
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,079
Now go.
471
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,883
Thanks a lot.
472
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,354
Well, looks like
you're gonna need
a new partner.
473
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,356
For sure.
474
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,158
Hey, Amy,
be my partner?
475
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,227
Definitely.
You're handsome.
476
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,531
Dave Kim...
Always a bridesmaid.
477
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,904
ADULT ADAM:
My dad knew he needed
to make it right with my mom.
478
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,241
Only problem...
He had no idea how.
479
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,509
(CLANKING)
480
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,479
Time to cook
the steak-umms!
481
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,348
Hope I don't make
a mess!
482
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,450
Why are you narrating
your kitchen experience?
483
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,353
I'm trying to lure
your mother downstairs.
484
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,521
I don't know what's wrong.
This always works.
485
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,257
Yeah, well, you really
hurt her feelings.
486
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,025
You're a, uh,
lady person.
487
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,326
How do I un-hurt them?
488
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,995
Hello? Mom took an interest
in something you love.
489
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,997
Just show her that you
can do the same thing.
490
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,600
What... Like yakking
on the phone, shopping,
491
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,969
or pushing the hot thing
over the clothes?
492
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,037
Ironing?
493
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,305
No, those are chores.
494
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,207
I'm talking about stuff
that makes her happy,
495
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,109
like jazzercise.
496
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,910
That dancy thing
where she puts on
the stretchy clothes
497
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,213
and rolls around
on the ground like
a drunk toddler?
498
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,682
Good point. You should focus
on something more your speed.
499
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,650
And by speed,
I mean no speed.
500
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,686
I got it.
501
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,054
Son of a bitch!
502
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,955
This can't be done!
No one can do it!
503
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,557
What exactly
are you doing?
504
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,692
Scrapbooking...
505
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,560
Your mother's
favorite hobby.
506
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,961
But it's a nightmare!
507
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,262
Stupid glue!
508
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,998
Everything I touch
sticks to me!
509
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,333
Just calm down, okay?
510
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,934
I'm sure what
you made is fine.
511
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,569
(HORROR MUSIC PLAYS)
512
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,872
Holy crap!
What is that?
513
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,007
Our sweet memories.
514
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,142
Why did you cut out
the letters?
515
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,542
It looks like
a ransom note.
516
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,212
You know I'm not good
at penmanship!
517
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,679
Why'd you put "look"?
518
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,981
What am I supposed
to look at...
His red demon eyes?
519
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,151
I was trying to make them
sparkle with glitter,
520
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,053
but no one tells you
how complicated
glitter is.
521
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,089
It looks like something
a 10-year-old serial killer
would make.
522
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,457
I know!
523
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,759
Let me break this down for
you in terms you understand.
524
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,197
Imagine this page
is the football field
525
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,899
and this baby picture...
The quarterback.
526
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,601
ADULT ADAM:
As Erica was coaching my dad,
527
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,570
Coach Mellor had
the Double Dare results.
528
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,804
All right,
listen up.
529
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,407
I just found out who got
picked for the game show
530
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,277
that left all sorts of
stains on my gym floor.
531
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,079
And our new TV stars are...
532
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,583
...Handsome Ben
and Regular Amy.
533
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,884
We're in! We did it!
Yes!
534
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,319
Wait... What?
535
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,121
Turns out
losing out on Double Dare
536
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,623
isn't nearly as bad
as losing your best friend.
537
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,792
(SIGHS)
538
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,367
Hey.
539
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,135
I'm not talking
to you, jackass.
540
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,870
That should've been me.
541
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,004
It should've been us.
542
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,506
There is no us.
543
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,844
Look, I don't blame
you for picking Ben
two months ago.
544
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,313
He's not my rival.
545
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,981
He's just amazing.
546
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,116
I guess...
547
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,153
I'm a jackass, too.
548
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,221
Little bit.
549
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,422
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
550
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,857
So much for always
having each other's backs.
551
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,893
I mean, Double Dare
tore us apart.
552
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,761
So fast.
553
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,063
Are we, like,
terrible best friends?
554
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,965
Maybe.
555
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,301
But if we are,
556
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,403
I hope we're terrible
best friends forever.
557
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,939
I'm talking graduation,
college, law school.
558
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,442
Hell, I'm gonna be
the bro of honor
at your wedding.
559
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,812
And when you're like 100
and at an old-age home,
560
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,314
I'm gonna be watching
Double Dare
561
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,415
right there
next to you.
562
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,716
(CHUCKLES)
563
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,751
You think
it'll still be on?
564
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,186
Oh, for sure.
565
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,423
I made you something.
566
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,625
What is this?
567
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,594
I know how hard you worked
learning my favorite thing,
568
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,563
so I thought it was time
I learned about yours.
569
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,266
* Stay with me
570
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,336
You made a scrapbook
for me?
571
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,971
Pretty good, huh?
No. It's a train wreck.
572
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,006
You glittered
where you should've laced,
573
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,842
and you laced where
you should've stenciled.
574
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,244
It's all so complicated!
575
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,945
Doesn't matter.
576
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,046
I love it.
577
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,848
Look, I'm lucky
to have a wife
578
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,351
who wants to spend time
with a man like me.
579
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,419
So what do you say...
580
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,155
Next time, I tag along
to your scrapbook club?
581
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,090
You were right.
582
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,060
Scrapbooking is
my time away.
583
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,128
You just stick
with your feetball.
584
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,797
ADULT ADAM:
With that, my parents decided
585
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,332
to give each other
some space...
586
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,401
Until the Eagles fumbled.
587
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,535
Aah!
588
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,003
That's it.
Season's over.
589
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,905
No, all we need's
a touchdown,
590
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,139
an onside kick,
a field goal,
591
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,408
and then
two more touchdowns.
592
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,709
Stop it.
593
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,378
Off to the craft store.
Be back in a jiff.
594
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,612
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
595
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,314
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
596
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,249
I think the Eagles could
use some of your luck.
597
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,318
* Stay with me
598
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,053
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing
about the relationships
that matter most.
599
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,556
Sure, they get messy,
and sometimes you fumble,
600
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,726
but when you're a team,
you always win.
601
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,195
Ben and Amy,
on what TV series
602
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,864
does Andy Griffith
regularly play a lawyer?
603
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,766
Matlock.
Yes, right again.
604
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,067
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
You have another $10.
605
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,736
Guess we should
call her "Smart Amy".
606
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,004
* Beautiful girl
607
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,575
Ben and Amy,
on what TV series
608
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,412
does Andy Griffith
regularly play a lawyer?
609
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,213
Matlock.
Yes, right again.
610
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,809
Aah!
It never ends!
611
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:17,877
(GROANS)
612
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,084
Come on, big tasty!
Dig deep!
613
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,786
Goldberg! What the hell
are you doing?
614
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,887
Tryouts were yesterday.
615
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,490
Tryouts for what?
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