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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my brother and I
never liked the same music.
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That is, until we heard
a group that would change
our lives forever.
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* Well, I'm Mike D,
and I'm back from the dead
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* Chillin' at the beach
down at club med *
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ADULT ADAM:
The Beastie Boys.
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To us,
they weren't just
a rap group.
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They were a way of life.
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We copied their videos
and memorized
every single lyric.
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Simply put,
they were a game-changer.
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I'm telling you, dude,
if Mike D met us,
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he would be like,
"We should be best friends."
For sure!
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We're practically related.
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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.
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All three of them!
What are the chances?
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Wait a minute.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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If the Beasties
can make it,
so can we.
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Answer me this.
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Do we not have
a license to ill?
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Dude, you spelled
"license" wrong.
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Don't pass this offer up,
Ad-Rock.
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I think you have
what it takes
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to join my Beastie Boys
inspired supergroup,
The Tasty Boys.
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Could we give it
five more minutes
on the name?
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No!
The name has stuck.
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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?
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Of course.
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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man
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and an old woman
stuck in your body,
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so I'll clearly be
the breakout star.
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I accept!
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Ill.
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We are so ill.
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Who's ill?
Oh, my God, get to bed.
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No one's
going to school today.
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But...
Ba-ba-ba!
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We're both ill and sick.
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I guess the only thing
I can do is wait on you hand
and foot in front of the TV.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Being a rap star
is awesome!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was
January 6, 1980-something.
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The fateful day my mom
first laid eyes
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on our neighbors'
new kitchen.
Ta-da!
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Everything was brand-new.
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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of Formica
in every shade of brown.
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Is that a lazy Susan?
It is!
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Is this almond-colored?
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It's beautiful.
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Like dirty snow.
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This linoleum,
it looks like real tile.
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Oh, it spins around!
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Look! The cinnamon
was in the back,
and now it's in the front!
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And the best part,
Charles did
the whole thing himself,
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and it cost
half the price.
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Get out.
I swear.
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No, get out of my way.
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Move your body.
I must speak to Murray now.
Wha...
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We're getting
a new kitchen.
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What's wrong
with the old kitchen?
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You just said it.
It's old.
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It doesn't have
what I need in a kitchen.
Hello, Bill.
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All you need in the kitchen
is food and forks.
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And maybe a cup or two.
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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.
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Then it's settled.
We're gonna get a juicer.
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Damn it, Bevy,
you win again.
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I mean it.
We need to renovate.
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This thing
should be in a museum.
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A museum
of ugly refrigerators.
Blech!
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And look at this floor.
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No, don't.
It'll give you a seizure.
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And what about these
lazy-Susan-less cabinets?
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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way
like a wild animal.
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Like, "Oh, here's
the tarragon." Oh.
(CLATTERING)
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And now
I'm stressed out.
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She did make a mess.
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Bevy, I'd love to give you
a new kitchen,
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but it would cost
a fortune.
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And the
materials alone...
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I'm a tile man.
I'll hook you up
for free.
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Yeah, but the labor.
I'll install it myself.
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Bill, read the room.
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I see
what this is about.
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You don't want this
'cause you're
afraid of change.
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(SCOFFS)
What are you
talking about?
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You're
a creature of habit.
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For the last 10 years,
you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.
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Just because I like
things a certain way
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doesn't mean
I'm a creature of habit.
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Then how do
you explain this?
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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
Coca-Cola announced new coke,
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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.
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The second
you find out that coke
is changing their recipe,
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you start to stockpile.
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What kind of person
is afraid of new coke?
It's nuts.
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I'm not afraid.
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I just like
the old-timey original kind.
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Okay, see?
You're just
proving my point.
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Bevy, I try new stuff.
Like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.
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The grapefruit?
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Yeah.
Never again.
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The point is,
I love change.
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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes
around here.
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Big changes!
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
was laying down the law,
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Barry was laying down
some tracks.
(BEATBOXING)
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* Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
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* I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary *
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You morons!
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I told you to stop going
in my room
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and stealing
my old glasses.
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But we need 'em
to get the cool
fisheye-lens effect.
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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop
supergroup's game.
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I'm sorry.
Supergroup?
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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,
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but I'm the real musician
in the family.
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I'm just happy
he's including me.
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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.
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Dude, you're not
a real musician.
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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,
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unlike me,
who can do all of it.
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Hiding in your bedroom.
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You've written tons
of lame chick songs,
but no one's ever heard them.
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I'm just...
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Perfecting each one.
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No. You're stalling
'cause you're afraid
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of what people
might think of you.
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I, on the other hand,
don't think at all.
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It's true.
He does not think.
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Just because
you like Beastie Boys
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doesn't mean
you can be them.
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They're three
awesome musicians,
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and you're two
clueless idiots.
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You're right.
We need a third.
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I feel like
I could say anything,
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and you would just do
whatever you want.
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She's right!
We should
hold auditions!
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(RAPPING)
* Check it. One, two
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* Two, one
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* Three, two, one
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* One, two, three
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* Three, two, one
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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?
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(JAZZ RIFF PLAYING)
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Before you say yes,
I have a list
of 200 demands.
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* My rhymes are hotter
than a candle's wick
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* Call a doctor
'cause my flow is sick
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* The ladies say
Rob's gonna make it
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* 'cause when I rock the mike,
I get buck naked *
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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Is there any way
Naked Rob can rap
without getting naked?
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Nudity, or I walk.
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Yeah, no, okay.
(STUTTERING)
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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,
but I just... I can't.
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(STUTTERING)
I get wicked stage fright.
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You're in.
What?
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Dude! You look
just like Ad-Rock.
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The resemblance
is uncanny.
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Oh, my God.
It really is, bro.
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Does Ad-Rock
break into hives onstage?
Oh, no.
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The room is spinning.
I'm going down.
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He said yes!
The Tasty Boys are in!
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ADULT ADAM: While my brother
and I had assembled
our new group,
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my dad had come home
to his old habits.
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BEVERLY:
Oh, look at that.
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My creature of habit
dropped his pants
at the door.
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What a surprise.
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TOGETHER:
Damn it, I just got home!
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See? I knew
that was gonna be
your reaction.
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TOGETHER:
Stop aggravating me.
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TOGETHER:
Drop it already!
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TOGETHER: Gah!
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If you do just
one of the things
on my list
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I've been begging you
to do for ages,
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I'll forget
all about the kitchen.
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"Wear a turtleneck."
No.
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"Couples massage."
No.
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"Floss."
No one does that.
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"Yoga?" Never.
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"Picnic." pass.
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"Boxer shorts?"
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How dare you?
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This is the worst list
ever made.
I hate this list.
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Just pick one.
Fine.
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"Jean dungarees."
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I'll wear your damn
jean dungarees.
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ADULT ADAM: For the
first time ever,
my dad wore a pair of jeans
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to prove to my mom
he could be flexible.
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Unfortunately,
he could barely move.
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I like them.
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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?
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Be specific.
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Well, I like that there's
one leg for each of my legs.
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I love the stiff,
unforgiving fabric.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Nope! I can't
sit in them!
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They chafe, Bevy!
They chafe!
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My God,
you can't even wear
a new pair of pants
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for 30 seconds?
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Fine. I'm a creature
of habit.
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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.
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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.
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I can get it
without you giving it.
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I don't get it.
I'm gonna build it myself.
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Wait!
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I can't move!
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Take them off!
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was on a mission,
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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.
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Okay!
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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.
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Run-DMC has Adidas.
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Public Enemy
wears clocks.
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The Fat Boys
have obesity.
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I got it! We each
dress like a Fraggle.
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You be Boober.
Geoff is Wembley.
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I'll be a Doozer.
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No. A Gorg.
No! Doozer!
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You're mispronouncing
"dork" and "loser."
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Next.
Oh, I know.
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What if we dress
like things that
Erica likes?
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I could go
into her room,
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poke around,
see what makes her tick.
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No, no.
That's weird.
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You're both weird.
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I know exactly the style
we're gonna rock.
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Boom!
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Now, this is a look.
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But aren't we just
dressed exactly like
Beastie Boys?
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No.
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Mike D
wears Volkswagen.
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I'm wearing
Station Wagon.
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MCA wears
a leather jacket.
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Yours is pleather.
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Ad-Rock wears
a Stuyvesant
Phys-ed shirt.
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Yours is from
Jenkintown Elementary.
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00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,520
Nice.
Super-different.
242
00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:41,889
Now that we're
rocking our look,
243
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,423
there's only
one thing left.
244
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,558
Entourage?
245
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,026
You can massage
our shoulders,
246
00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,795
polish our gold,
lie to our wives,
247
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,197
and romance
second-tier groupies
not hot enough for us.
248
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,298
We're in.
249
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,866
Picking up the crumbs!
(LAUGHS)
250
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,267
ADULT ADAM:
Everything was in place.
251
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,469
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,
252
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,773
the next logical step
was to shoot an album cover.
253
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,075
ERICA: Hey.
It's the Pasty Boys.
254
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,310
What are you
wannabes doing?
255
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,978
Just locking down
our album cover.
256
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,580
Without writing
any songs?
257
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,149
Songs.
We got that covered.
258
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,350
Actually, she's right.
259
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,219
We haven't, like,
written anything.
260
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,955
Hello? Ever hear
of Eric B. & Rakim?
261
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,489
We're just like them!
262
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,458
We don't write.
We feel the beat,
263
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,161
let it flow, freestyle.
264
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,764
Wait. Like
make it up as we go?
That seems hard.
265
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,165
Is it?
266
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,300
* Good Afternoon,
My name is Barry
267
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,937
* I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
268
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,640
Boom!
Oh! Oh!
269
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,208
Whoo!
He just rhymed
'Barry' with 'scary'
270
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,277
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.
271
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,613
Erica, we're not like you.
272
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,681
We don't live in fear.
273
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,750
Okay. You're delusional.
274
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,685
You can't have
an album without songs.
275
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,353
And you can't be superstars
276
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,988
without ever
performing a concert.
277
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,690
She's right.
278
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,458
We need a gig.
Huge one!
279
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,559
Okay, not what I meant.
280
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,661
Entourage...
281
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,928
You run west.
282
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,363
You run east.
283
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,966
Spread the word
that the Tasty Boys
are coming.
284
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,201
All right.
285
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,036
The hype machine begins.
286
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,271
(LAUGHS)
287
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,276
ADULT ADAM:
Even though my dad
was scared of change,
288
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,445
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.
289
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,214
What are you doing?
290
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,184
Oh, since you won't
build my dream kitchen,
I'm gonna build it myself.
291
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,752
You were serious
about that?
292
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,754
You call a hammer
a 'poundy thingy.'
293
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,255
Well, now I don't
need your help,
294
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,726
because now I have
someone on my side
who loves change.
295
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,461
Bob Vila from
This Old House.
Ha!
296
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,497
ADULT ADAM:
That's right. In the '80s,
297
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,466
Bob Vila was
the original voice of DIY
home improvement.
298
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,368
Fine. Go ahead.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
299
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,604
But I'm not gonna
clean up your mess.
300
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,272
Shows what you know!
301
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:43,610
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!
302
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,746
ADULT ADAM:
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.
303
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,547
She just destroyed
the old one,
304
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,683
down to the very
last cupboard.
305
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,151
What the hell happened?
306
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,020
I wrecked the kitchen.
307
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,288
Now I have
no place to cook.
308
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,190
We're gonna have
to order italian takeout,
309
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,525
like a bunch of hobos.
310
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,761
That Bob Vila
is a real piece of work.
311
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:04,164
Building us up,
making us think
we could lay tile.
312
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,766
We can't lay tile.
313
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,136
I'll call Bill,
and we'll fix this.
314
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,639
Oh, you would
do that for me?
315
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,375
Oh, thank you, honey.
You're the best.
316
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,810
(GROANS)
317
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,212
(LAUGHS)
318
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,414
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?
319
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,818
What's happening is,
I ruined the kitchen
on purpose.
320
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,987
No. You wouldn't.
321
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,588
I mean, you would.
322
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,191
I know he'll be happier
when it's all said and done.
323
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,626
I mean, sometimes
creatures of habit
324
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,296
just need a tiny
bit of nudging.
325
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,168
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was planning the perfect
place to eat,
326
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,037
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.
327
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,974
Oh, my God!
You're playing
the pep rally?
328
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,375
This is so out of hand.
329
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,443
No, the Tasty Boys
are the real deal.
330
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,446
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.
331
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,915
I heard Capitol Records
332
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,283
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.
333
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,918
Plus, they're
bonkers hot.
334
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,419
No. None of that is true.
335
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,954
You're not true.
336
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,689
Oh, my God,
here they come!
337
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,697
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, miss.
338
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,499
This is a VIP area.
339
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,767
It's okay.
She's a groupie.
340
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,769
I am not...
just let me through.
341
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,237
This is crazy.
342
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,538
Why does everyone
think you guys
343
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,607
are an actual group
with a record deal?
344
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,942
'Cause we told them!
345
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,277
Isn't that genius?
It's called hype.
346
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,712
No, it's called lying.
347
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,115
Oh. I see what this is.
348
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,750
You're just mad
'cause we're getting
all the attention.
349
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,120
Kind of seems like
someone's jealous.
350
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,922
Oh, my God,
you are insane.
351
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,324
I'm annoyed.
I'm not jealous.
352
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,026
I'm so jealous!
353
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,560
Well, you should be.
354
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,530
I heard
they're teaming up
with Eric B. & Rakim
355
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,731
for their next record.
356
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,034
What? The hype
has reached you, too?
357
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,436
Who told you?
I heard it from
Naked Rob.
358
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,603
Dear God.
359
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,006
I've been
working on my music
my whole life,
360
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,976
and just watch...
Those idiots are
gonna get famous.
361
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,578
Honey, just focus
on your own music.
362
00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,913
That's what matters.
363
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:03,050
Now come on.
Show me what you got.
364
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,719
I'd love to, but I have
a scratchy throat.
365
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,922
And lucky ate my music.
366
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,023
(WHIMPERS)
367
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,324
Oh, I'm sorry.
368
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,826
(WHIMPERS)
Come on.
369
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,628
It's Pops,
your biggest fan!
370
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,864
Play me something.
371
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,566
Okay.
372
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,301
Now, you need
to keep in mind
373
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,104
that these songs are still
a work in progress.
Gotcha.
374
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,973
And the lyrics
kind of suck.
Okay.
375
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,576
And I hate
the way I sound.
Maybe no intro.
376
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,846
* There's a voice
Inside my...
377
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,581
Nope, I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
378
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,782
I'm just not ready.
379
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,085
Got to go.
Bye-bye.
380
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,521
(GASPS) Bev,
I can't wait to see
your new kitchen.
381
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,991
Oh, the boys have been
working hard all weekend.
382
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,058
How's it looking, bill?
383
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,894
I called in
a bunch of favors.
384
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,029
Anything for my
best bud's lady.
385
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,363
Enjoy your
perfect kitchen.
386
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,032
(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
387
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,738
(MUSIC WARPING)
388
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,909
You bastards!
It's exactly the same!
389
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,544
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.
390
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,313
You did this
just to spite me.
391
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,348
Because you
manipulated me.
392
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,516
You think I don't know
393
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,184
that you wrecked
the kitchen on purpose?
394
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,686
Fine. You want
to play it that way?
395
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,592
Stop it! That's liquid gold
you're throwing away!
396
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,860
So, we're gonna go now.
397
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,329
No, no.
398
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,164
You helped him.
Now you're gonna help me.
399
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,399
No, I'd like to...
I'm not gonna do this...
BEVERLY: No.
400
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,001
Pour it out, Bill!
No.
401
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,236
No, I'm not...
pour it out.
402
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,770
Go. Pour it out.
No.
403
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,239
I'm not gonna pour it out.
Do it.
Yes, you are.
404
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,773
BILL: I'm not the one...
Stop pouring.
405
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,942
Pour it all the way out.
406
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,343
No, no, no, no, no!
407
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,710
BEVERLY:
You pour it out.
No, no!
408
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,013
I don't want to pour it.
MURRAY: Stop pouring!
409
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,748
What are you doing?!
I don't know.
410
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,883
I'm so confused.
I just want to go home.
411
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,786
Bevy, stop taking this out
on my old coke.
412
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,721
Just admit that you
manipulated me.
413
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,458
Of course I did!
414
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,859
Do you know
how hard it is
415
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,096
to live with someone
who refuses to change?
416
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:59,632
I thought for once
you could compromise,
but no.
417
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,135
You only care
about yourself.
418
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,738
ADULT ADAM:
Even though my dad won,
it sure didn't feel like it.
419
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,509
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys
were about to conquer.
420
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,911
Everyone huddle up.
We need to drink this in.
421
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,347
This is our last moment
of anonymity.
422
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,516
After today, we're gonna
be mobbed everywhere we go.
423
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,951
You know, I'm
gonna miss this.
424
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,419
There's a peace to it.
425
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,888
Um, maybe
now's a good time
to rehearse,
426
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,457
Since we, like,
never have?
427
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,459
Good idea.
Let's get loose.
428
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,295
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.
429
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,429
(BEATBOXING)
430
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,965
* Robot, Gobot,
Lobot, too
431
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,401
* He's from Star Wars,
Doopie-doo
432
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,702
Oh, my God.
433
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,104
Everyone always
said I was a nerd,
434
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,871
but I never really
heard it until now.
435
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,540
All right, relax.
Watch and learn.
436
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,077
* Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
437
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,713
* I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
438
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,081
Dude, that...
That's not freestyle.
439
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,249
You say that every time.
440
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,284
All right,
just give me a sec.
441
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,489
* Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
442
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,792
* I came to get down,
and my rhymes are...
443
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,498
Oh (BLEEP)
444
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,603
ADULT ADAM:
Seeing how disappointed my
mom was with her old kitchen,
445
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,806
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.
446
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:17,577
Hey! Come on down
and cop a squat.
447
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,779
Let's eat without
back support.
448
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,214
What is this?
What are you doing?
449
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,150
I'm just trying out
all the new things
you wanted.
450
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,120
We got a picnic,
a long-neck shirt thingy.
451
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,656
And I'm sitting,
which counts as yoga.
452
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,858
Stop. Get up.
I can't do that.
453
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,793
Just get up.
I can't.
454
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,596
Just stand up like
a normal human being.
455
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,498
Come on.
Ow. I'll try.
456
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,500
(BOTH GROANING)
457
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,106
Ow.
Damn it, that's it.
458
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,307
I'm a floor person now.
459
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,441
Are you crazy?
460
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,277
Why would you
sit on the floor?
461
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,644
(SIGHS)
462
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,880
Because I felt bad
about what happened.
463
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,349
It's all right.
464
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,351
I'll... I'll be fine
without a new kitchen.
465
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,087
You've got
to understand...
466
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,056
just because I don't
like things to change
467
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,991
doesn't mean you
don't matter to me.
468
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,027
I never thought
I'd be happy.
469
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,930
But you built
this life for us,
470
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,099
and I love it
just the way it is.
471
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,867
Ah, Mur.
472
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,836
But if it means
that much to you,
473
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,471
maybe I can change
the kitchen.
474
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,672
I'll get the tools!
475
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,441
And the little
poundy thingy!
476
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,310
Wait! Don't leave me
down here!
477
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,978
(ALL CHANTING)
Tasty boys! Tasty boys!
478
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,946
ADULT ADAM: We were
at minute 10 of stalling,
479
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,549
and the crowd
wasn't giving up.
480
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,050
Why won't they
stop chanting?
481
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,487
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.
482
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,855
The hype has backfired!
483
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,457
What's the
holdup, guys?
484
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,826
The monster you created
is waiting to eat you alive.
485
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,095
I can't do this.
Erica, look away!
486
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,064
Geoff, no!
487
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,403
Man, he's, like,
really fast.
488
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,605
Our supergroup
is falling apart.
489
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,773
What do we do?
490
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,642
I don't know!
491
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,277
Erica was right.
492
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,379
I should have just
kept my stupid dreams
to myself
493
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,315
and stayed in my room
so no one would ever
chant my name.
494
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,817
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
Erica realized something.
495
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,254
No.
As clueless as Barry was,
496
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,456
he was still smart
to put himself out there.
497
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,824
Everyone's chanting
your name.
498
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,426
You can't just
give that up now.
499
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,328
We have no music.
We got nothing.
500
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,064
You still got
Beastie Boys.
501
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,299
But we lost
our Ad-Rock.
502
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,600
Well, you've got me.
503
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,369
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
forming a rap supergroup
504
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,637
is, like, way harder
than it looks,
505
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,805
which is why we decided
506
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,840
to leave it to the
people who did it best.
507
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,909
(SHAKE YOUR RUMP PLAYING)
508
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,285
* Mike D
* Yeah
509
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,752
* With your bad self,
running things
* What's Up?
510
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,388
* With your bad breath,
onion rings
511
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,790
* Well, I'm Mike D,
and I'm back from the dead
512
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,226
* Chillin' at the beach
down at club med
513
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,494
* Make another record
514
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,629
* 'Cause the people,
they want more of this
515
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,030
* Suckers, they be saying
they can take out
Adam Horovitz
516
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,232
ALL:
* Hurricane
517
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,366
* You got clout
518
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,735
* Other deejays,
he'll put your head out
519
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,003
* Patty Duke
* The Wrench
520
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,905
* And then
I bust the tango
521
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,473
* Got more rhymes
than Jamaica got
mango kangols
522
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,209
* I got the peg leg
at the end of my stump
523
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,644
(MOUTHING)
* Shake your rump
524
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,592
* Full clout, y'all
525
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,860
* Full clout, y'all
526
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,028
* And when the mike
is in my mouth
527
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,330
* I turn it out, y'all
528
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,198
* Full Clout
(LIQUID SLOSHING)
529
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,369
(EXPLOSION)
* Never been dumped
530
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,603
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
* 'Cause I'm the
most mackinest
531
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,038
* Never been jumped
532
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,072
* 'Cause I'm known
the most packinest
533
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,106
* Yeah, we got beef, Chief
534
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,208
* We're knocking
out teeth, Chief
535
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,309
* And if you
don't believe us
536
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,444
* You should question
your belief
537
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,479
* Like Sam the butcher...
538
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,348
ADULT ADAM: Sure,
the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...
539
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,582
It's beautiful.
540
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,184
How about a new coke
to celebrate?
541
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,520
...because trying
new things is hard.
542
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,121
It could leave a bad taste
in your mouth.
543
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,724
Why?
No!
544
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,760
Why would they
do this? Oh!
Stop this! Stop this!
545
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,195
* Running from the law,
the press, and the parents
546
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,430
(MOUTHING) Is your
name Michael Diamond?
547
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,598
No, mine's Clarence.
548
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,666
* From Downtown
549
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,033
* Manhattan
* The Village
550
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,935
* My style is wild,
and you know that it still is
551
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,605
* Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump
552
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,308
* Shake your rump
553
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,877
ADULT ADAM: Truth is,
we could never be as
great as our heroes.
554
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,145
Sure, we grow up
wanting to be just like them,
555
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,014
'cause we dare to dream.
556
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,883
Whoa. No, no!
Hey!
557
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,487
But for one moment,
everyone in that gym
didn't see us as kids.
558
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,888
They believed in us.
559
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,090
They believed
in the Tasty Boys.
560
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,125
And we were legends.
561
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,695
* Whoa
562
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,997
* Whoa-oh
563
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,900
* Whoa
564
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,735
* Shake your rump
565
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,839
Yo, Erica!
566
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,574
I've been practicing
my freestyle.
567
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,009
Want to hear it?
So, what?
568
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,577
You spent all weekend
writing a rap,
569
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,778
and now you're trying
to make me think
570
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,146
that you're making
it up on the spot?
571
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,081
No. It's off the top
of my head.
572
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,383
Check it.
No, no, no, no.
573
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,685
If this is freestyle,
I pick the topic.
574
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,123
Bicycles.
Got it.
575
00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:00,760
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...
576
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,061
Bicycles.
577
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,163
(BEATBOXING)
578
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,301
* My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady
579
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:11,938
* Come back to my crib
and be my... Bicycle
580
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,807
* 'Cause one hot bicycle
can't hold me down
581
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,511
* I got to Have...
Bicycles In every town
582
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,448
* Bicycle, bicycle,
I can't disguise
583
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,684
* I love your neck,
and I love your w... Wheels
584
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,852
What?
585
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,320
You know you're
fooling no one, right?
586
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,155
You just don't
understand hip-hop.
587
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,457
(CLATTERING)
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