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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
trick-or-treating was my jam.
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I'd spend months making
the most epic
Halloween costumes
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the '80s had ever seen.
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I was a master
of tape and glue-gunning.
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My costumes
were not only awesome,
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but they were also topical.
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I'm the coolest E.T.
Ever.
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And I'm Elliot,
E.T.'s owner!
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...until my mom turned them
into couples costumes.
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Look out, Jenkintown.
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Here comes a Ghostbuster!
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It was embarrassing.
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And I'm his
Stay Puft Marshmallow
mom.
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And every year, it got worse.
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Freeze, creep.
I'm Robocop.
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And I'm ED-209,
Omnicorp's first foray
into robotic policing.
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I'm Indy!
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...and it got
more frustrating.
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And I'm Mork.
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I thought you said
you were going as Mindy.
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Why would I be going
as Mindy?
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Well, I guess
we're Mork and Indy.
(CHUCKLES)
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But not this year.
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My girl was in town, and she'd
be the Ripley to my Alien.
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I love us.
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Me too.
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Which I why
I want you
to have this.
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Oh, my God.
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Our promise ring.
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I know you gave it back
when you moved,
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but I think
we've proved nothing
can stand between us.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hey, boopie.
What the hell!
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It's me. It's mama.
I'm the Predator.
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(SMOOCHING SOUNDS)
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Stop it.
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The Predator doesn't
talk with smooches.
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He clicks.
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Well, this Predator
kisses instead of kills.
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You're ruining
the property.
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Or is Preda-mom
making it better?
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I told you, this year,
I'm doing a couples costume
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with the person
I'm actually in a couple with.
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Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Dana. Look.
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Your Alien movie has
nothing to do with my costume,
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at least not that I know of.
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(CHUCKLING) God.
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What? Oh, my God.
What is...
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It's your favorite comic book,
Alien versus Predator?
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Now, when did these two
get to know each other?
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You said our costume
was Mom-proof.
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I forgot about
the crossover.
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This is a very happy
coincidence.
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We're gonna make
quite the trio.
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No. You are not
following us around
tonight in that costume.
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You want me to follow you
around without a costume?
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Come on.
I'm gonna look crazy.
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I don't need my mom's help
to go trick-or-treating.
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I'm going with Dana.
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Not you.
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Oh. Okay.
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I guess I'll just go.
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Have a good time
without me.
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If you need me,
just call my name...
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For anything.
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Or I could just stay
if you want.
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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Did someone call me?
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I thought I heard,
"Please don't go."
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No?
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Is there another
way out of here?
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Nope.
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(SIGHS)
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Call if you need me.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM: It was October 31,
1980-something,
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and my siblings
were hard at work
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strategizing how to beat
Halloween.
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Okay, here's our path
through Jenkintown.
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First, we hit
Tom McFadden's kegger,
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then we head north
and hit these three parties.
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Ooh, are you planning
a candy route?
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We should combine our data.
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May I?
You may.
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Nerd punch!
Ow!
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What was that for?
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Dude! Your girlfriend
came across the ocean
to be with you.
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Dana lives in Seattle.
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Exactly.
Do you really think
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she wants to spend
her one night in America
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collecting candy
like a little toddler?
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But that's what
we always do.
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It's what you did.
You're adults now.
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Just listen to your deep,
yet still high weird voice.
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Hurtful, but continue.
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It's Halloween, dude,
a night for romance.
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This holiday's all about
girls getting scared
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and running to a big,
strong man for protection.
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It's evolution.
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Idiot punch.
Ow.
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But he's got a point.
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We do pretend to be scared
to make it easy for boys
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because we feel bad
for them.
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Wow. Okay.
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So I should take her
someplace scary.
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Like JCPenney?
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What?
What?
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They put a bunch
of spider webs up in
their mattress display.
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You know they're fake,
but they make you think,
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"What if my bed
had spiders?"
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Oh, my God, no.
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There's a frat at Villanova
that runs an awesome
haunted house.
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Take her there.
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What? You want me
to pay money
to get tortured
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when candy is free?
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Nut up, bro.
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It's just a stupid
haunted house.
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You'll be fine.
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Hey.
Ready to head out?
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Uh, yeah. Question.
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What would you rather
do tonight...
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Get unlimited
free nougaty candy...
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(MUMBLING)
...or go to a haunted house?
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What?
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(MUMBLING)
Or go to a haunted house?
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What?
Free candy?
(CHUCKLES)
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Or go to a lame haunted
house, super-boring?
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A haunted house
does sound cool,
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although, I might need
you to protect me.
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Told you.
Haunted house it is.
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Hopefully they have
friendly ghosts like Casper.
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Actually,
Casper weirds me out, too.
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Nerd punch!
Ow!
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ADULT ADAM: As I was facing
my first grown-up Halloween,
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my mom was facing
her first one alone.
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What are you up to?
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Hiding a deadly razor
in some candy.
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Okay.
Don't you judge me.
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I'm just creating
a visual aid
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to show Adam the dangers of
getting candy from strangers
without his mother.
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See?
This used to be fun-size.
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Now it's terror-size.
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You know what's terrifying?
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The fact that you still
want to go trick-or-treating
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in matching costumes
with your almost-adult son.
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I don't want to.
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I have to for his safety.
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Halloween is a night
where gangs of street toughs
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roam the sidewalks
looking to rough up children
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and take their candy.
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Street toughs?
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In Jenkintown?
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They drive in.
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And don't even get me
started on the kidnappers.
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They hitch a ride
with the street toughs.
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So they're all carpooling.
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Maybe they're taking
the bus.
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What kind of bus is this?
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The point is,
I don't do this for me.
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Trick-or-treating
is a nightmare,
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and I can't wait
for Adam to give it up.
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Hey, ma,
me and Dana decided
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to go to a haunted house
this year.
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We'll be back by 9:00.
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But what about
trick-or-treating?
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I have a visual aid
to prove a point
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that now doesn't matter.
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Yeah, we're over it.
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But... We always...
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We al... We always...
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Candy.
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Just go.
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
Well, there you go, Bevy.
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Nightmare's over.
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Yeah.
This is just what I wanted.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Maybe I'll make myself
useful by dusting or by...
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Sitting in my room
in the dark
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to save on electricity.
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I'll figure something out.
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Could I eat that?
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Well, that's never
stopped me before.
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Moron!
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There's a razor in it.
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You win this round, old man.
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom's
Halloween was falling apart,
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mine was coming together.
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Aww.
I love this ring.
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I'll never take it off
again.
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Besides being a beautiful
symbol of our love,
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that bad boy
really makes your eyes pop.
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Aww.
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(SCREAMING)
(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVVING)
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Whoa.
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I didn't think
this was gonna be so scary.
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(SCREAMING)
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Don't worry, girl.
Ad-Rock's here
to protect you.
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ADULT ADAM:
Yep, I was the man.
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In that moment,
I couldn't believe
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I ever doubted
Barry and Erica.
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And then a moment later,
I remembered why I did.
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(DOOR HINGES CREAK
AND DOOR SLAMS)
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But since this was
all for love,
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I knew I could handle
some cobwebs and fog...
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(GROWLS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
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...but not a werewolf...
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(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS)
...or a dude with a chainsaw.
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And so I used Dana
as a human shield...
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Aah! Aaah!
Balls, balls,
balls, balls! Aaaah!
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...and then ditched her
and ran for my life.
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Oh. Hey. Lost you in there.
Sup?
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Hopefully she didn't notice.
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You used me
as a human shield.
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She noticed.
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Babe, it, it was just
a goof.
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As you ran out,
you screamed,
"Kill her, not me!"
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You got to commit hard
to the bit, right?
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Oh, God.
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My ring's gone.
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I must have
lost it back there.
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You got to go
get it for me.
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Um...
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Can I just
get you a new one?
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I lied about
it making your eyes pop.
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It makes them look gross.
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(SCOFFS)
Whatever.
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Are you mad?
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No.
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I'm just tired.
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I actually think
I'm gonna go.
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Happy Halloween.
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She's not tired, bro.
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(GASPS) It can talk!
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While my Halloween
had turned sour,
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Pops was busy
handing out sweets.
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Ooh! Look at you!
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It's Spider-guy,
Strawberry Flapjacks,
and hey!
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It's Herman the Frog.
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Wokkity! Wokkity!
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Everything you're saying
is wrong.
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Enjoy!
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Oh, there she is.
Happy Halloween, pumpkin!
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There will be no more
happy Halloweens,
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not if I can't be out there
with my little nub-nub.
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I assume that's Adam.
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Adam is my nub-nub, yes.
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I don't care for nub-nub.
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It... It sounds
wrong to the ear.
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00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,162
It's just...
Adam was the last one.
254
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,998
Now what's the point
to Halloween?
255
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,165
Hey.
You still got me.
256
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,235
Come on,
hand out some candy.
257
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,470
Dad, have you been
handing out this candy
the whole time?
258
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,439
Yeah, why?
259
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,142
Uh, where is
my deadly candy bar?
260
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,310
What's happening?
261
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,978
Where's my deadly
razor candy bar?
262
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,179
What's happening?
263
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,849
I jammed a lady razor
into a delicious treat
264
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,384
to show Adam any crazy
person could do it.
265
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,953
Why would you do that?
266
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,387
You know
what a safety nut I am!
267
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,889
I did it for safety!
268
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,191
That is the opposite
of safety!
269
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,392
I know!
270
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,561
Oh, God.
I got to go find it!
271
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,697
I must save the children!
272
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,599
ADULT ADAM:
And save them she would.
273
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,100
Safety check!
274
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,769
Give me your candy.
No.
275
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,303
I'm not asking,
I'm taking.
276
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,404
Give it.
No!
277
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,173
Give it!
278
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,643
Young man!
Young man.
279
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,646
I'm not a street tough,
I'm a concerned mama.
280
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,013
I'm here for safety.
281
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,882
Run towards safety.
282
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,217
Run towards safety
and away from the razors.
283
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,119
Spider-Man, give me
your (BLEEP) candy!
284
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,520
I'm saving lives.
285
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,856
I'm saving lives!
286
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,493
ADULT ADAM:
Halloween was in full swing,
287
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,996
and the night would be
more trick than treat.
288
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,566
Yo! Guess who I am.
289
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,334
Bruce Lee?
290
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,704
What? No!
I'm Chuck Norris!
291
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,238
Oh, yeah.
292
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,440
It's kind of hard to read.
Can I fix it?
Please do.
293
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,311
Perfect.
294
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,980
You're a good person.
295
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,148
Thanks for nothing,
jerks!
296
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,118
You ruined my Halloween,
you ruined my relationship,
297
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,320
and you ruined
my underpants.
298
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,223
I haven't actually
checked yet,
but I know what I'm in for!
299
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,726
Can we do this later?
Suck Norris and I have
several parties to hit.
300
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:26,827
What?
301
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,361
No, you can't go.
302
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,463
I took your stupid advice,
and I freaked out
303
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,632
in that haunted house
like a scared little baby.
304
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,435
Dude, it's not our fault
you're a nervous,
jumpy, wuss-bag.
305
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,470
Dana dropped her promise ring
in that haunted house.
306
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,139
Barry, you got to go
in there and get it.
307
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,374
No way.
We have six parties to hit.
308
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,177
Come on, just help me.
You're always bragging
309
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,513
that you're literally
not scared of anything
on earth.
310
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,615
Or stuff in the sky,
like birds or meteors.
311
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,984
And you've said many times
that you have
the strength of 10 men.
312
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,920
And 44 medium-sized
children.
313
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,455
And you have claimed
you're an unstoppable
killing force.
314
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:59,459
I did karate kick
a jellyfish at the beach
that one time.
315
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:02,295
It stung pretty bad,
but he floated away lifeless.
316
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,297
My god!
Just go and do it already.
317
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,665
Oh, fine.
318
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,634
I guess
this is my burden to bear
319
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,037
since I'm the one
born with extra testosterone
and no fear.
320
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,471
You'll really help me?
321
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:15,575
Dude, if anyone can find
that ring, it's this guy.
322
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,510
ADULT ADAM: As I was
in search of my ring,
323
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,646
my mom was hunting down
her razor candy.
324
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,315
I'm home!
Come quick, I need your help.
325
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,057
Holy crap!
326
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,827
Did you take all that
from the tiny hands
of little children?
327
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:34,895
And this.
328
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,832
Bevy, the razor's
not in there.
329
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,734
But it might be in here.
330
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,904
I threw it away!
331
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,373
You power-walked out of here
like a panther!
332
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,808
We couldn't find you!
333
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:51,378
Well, this is concerning.
334
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,947
You... You have another bag,
don't you?
335
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,182
ADULT ADAM: She did.
336
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,886
(GRUNTS)
337
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,088
She also had three more
in the car.
338
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,090
Heavy. I got it.
339
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,293
How far did you walk?
340
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,695
Well, I didn't know
if that razor made it
to the next town.
341
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,230
I had to be sure.
342
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,498
(THUDDING)
343
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,633
ADULT ADAM: And all those kids
she stole candy from
344
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,036
were for sure
gonna get their revenge
345
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,337
with a few dozen eggs.
346
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,007
What are they doing?
Egging our house!
347
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,608
Which we deserve.
348
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,576
This is gonna stain
our aluminum siding!
349
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,512
Again, well-deserved!
350
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,915
Just give them
the candy back.
351
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,382
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
352
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,585
The only thing they're getting
is a lecture.
353
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,822
ADULT ADAM: My mom
stormed into the dark night
354
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,925
to defend our home
against Kermit the Frog
and Strawberry Shortcake.
355
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,929
This is a waste
of groceries!
356
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,496
(GRUNTS)
357
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,765
ADULT ADAM: But it became
an alien standoff.
358
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,035
Predator versus Alf.
359
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,738
BEVERLY: Look both ways
when you cross the street!
360
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,510
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
years of power-walking
made her a power-runner,
361
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,613
and Alf's little legs
were no match
for my angry smother.
362
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,385
Hey, Bar, we don't
say this stuff much,
363
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,521
but you're a good brother
for going in there for me.
364
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,992
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, I'm just gonna...
Yeah, yeah.
365
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,693
Are you okay, man?
Of course I'm okay.
366
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,595
Why wouldn't I be okay?
I'm an adult.
367
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,330
(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS)
Aah! What was that?
368
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,598
Are you okay, man?
369
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,934
Yeah! I just had
the bravery shakes, God.
370
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,635
What's happening with you
right now?
371
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,437
Look, I know
for some reason
372
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,107
you think I have
extra testosterone
and no fear.
373
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,777
Yeah, 'cause you've said
those exact words
for the last 10 years.
374
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,246
Right, but the truth is,
375
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,049
I actually have
a normal amount
of testosterone
376
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,351
and a tremendous amount
of fear.
377
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,987
Then why would you say it?
378
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,422
I say it 'cause
people finding out
about my fear
379
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,992
is my greatest fear.
(GROANS)
380
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,294
Fine! Erica, you go in.
381
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,563
Pass.
Seriously? You're scared
of haunted houses, too?
382
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,965
Hell, no.
383
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,600
But there's a frat guy
I made out with in there,
384
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,836
and if I see him,
I know I'll fall
right back into it.
385
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,439
And that's
my greatest fear.
386
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,108
Or at least something
I would like to avoid.
387
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,542
Come on!
Safety in numbers!
388
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,810
We just have to
stick together.
389
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,079
Okay, let's do this.
390
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,948
But, wait!
How's my hair?
391
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,818
Good.
392
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,420
Yeah.
393
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,923
ADULT ADAM: And with that,
the three of faced our fears.
394
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:20,260
The plan was simple,
stick together at all costs.
395
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,230
(DOOR HINGES CREAK,
DOOR SLAMS)
396
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,065
(ALL GASP)
397
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,034
(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS)
(ALL SCREAM)
398
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,770
(CHAINSAW STOPS)
399
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,040
Yo, pretty, pretty.
400
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,643
Hey, Anton!
Go, just go. Leave me.
401
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,445
But what about
sticking together?
402
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,880
So, Anton,
did you like, um,
403
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,349
lose my number
or something?
404
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,688
The ring's got to be
around here somewhere.
405
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,523
(ROARS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
406
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,094
My ankle!
Adam, help me!
407
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,828
I can't hear you
through the fog!
408
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,430
That's not how fog works!
409
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:02,369
Goodbye, Barry!
You were a terrible brother,
but I love you!
410
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,971
ADULT ADAM: That night,
I wasn't the only one
411
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,638
facing an angry monster.
412
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,041
Shame on you kids.
413
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:12,579
Running around like hooligans
in the night, egging my house.
414
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,282
(CHUCKLES) Your mothers
have failed as mothers,
415
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,550
and they are gonna be livid
when I call them.
416
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,652
Hello.
417
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,821
May I give you another take
on this situation?
418
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,356
Not now.
I'm on a roll.
419
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,226
Has it occurred to you
that these children's parents
420
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,795
might think differently,
given all the facts?
421
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,065
It has not occurred to me
and will continue
to not occur to me.
422
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,968
Well, it occurs to me
you've become everything
you fear on Halloween.
423
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,603
Please. I have not.
424
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,271
You hid a razor
in a chocolate bar.
425
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,706
To prove a point.
426
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,642
You stole candy from children
like a street tough.
427
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,177
To protect them.
428
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,280
And then there's
the kidnappings.
429
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,815
All I did
was round them up
430
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,417
and force them
into my house and...
431
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,519
Oh, my God, that is bad.
(GASPS)
432
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,821
Hiya, guys.
433
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,657
On your way out,
you'll each find
a bag of candy
434
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,559
that I put a $5 bill in,
435
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495
so maybe you shouldn't
mention this to your parents.
436
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,797
And by the way,
have a happy Halloween.
437
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,833
Your wife's nuts, dude.
438
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,301
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
439
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,672
Kermit's right.
440
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,341
I really did
lose it tonight.
441
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,776
It's just Halloween.
Who cares?
442
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,013
Don't you understand
what this night means to me?
443
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,581
(SIGHS)
444
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,150
No matter how old Adam got,
445
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,586
he was always so happy
when we would go out
and get candy.
446
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,522
His smile,
the excitement,
447
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,559
his sweaty little hand
reaching up to grab mine,
448
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:37,764
and now his sweaty little hand
is grabbing someone else's.
449
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,466
He'll never need me again.
450
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,003
You got anything savory?
451
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,574
Please leave.
452
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,213
ADULT ADAM: That night,
my mom realized
453
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,382
it was time to let go of
her kids on Halloween,
454
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,917
and my dad realized
he could help her through it.
455
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,920
Hey. Look at me.
456
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,424
I'm an alien man
just like you.
Na-nu, na-nu.
457
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,825
What are you doing?
What is this?
458
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,194
I thought, "Well, if you're
in a couples costume,
459
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,962
"you might as well
be with someone
460
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,598
"you're in
an actual couple with."
461
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,135
You put together
this stupid thing for me?
462
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,671
Yeah, you know, I'm not one
for sentimental crap.
463
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,073
God! Son of a bitch!
464
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,907
Just take it off.
I can't!
465
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:24,711
This is a child's helmet.
It's like
sucking on my head.
466
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,079
My head's in a vacuum.
467
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,480
Why would you just
jam it on?
468
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,083
The more you pull it off,
the more it clamps!
469
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,384
Why would you do this?
470
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,086
I just thought, you know,
471
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,887
you can't have Halloween
with the kids anymore,
472
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,623
and maybe you could
have Halloween with me.
473
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,460
That is so sweet.
474
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,728
And I would love that.
475
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,230
Mama, I need you!
476
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,565
Move!
Boopie, what's wrong?
477
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,067
It's Barry!
He twisted his ankle
in the haunted house.
478
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,336
Oh, no. Where's Erica?
479
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,538
She's in there, too,
with a frat boy named Anton.
480
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,606
Oh, hell, no!
481
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,808
* We're running with
the shadows of the night
482
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,077
All right, so we'll put a pin
in the couples costume.
483
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,414
Maybe after Adam
goes to college.
484
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,316
* They'll come true
(GROANS)
485
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,952
* In the end
486
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,958
(GROWLS)
487
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,995
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out, that night,
488
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,998
the scariest thing in that
haunted house was my mom.
489
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,467
What the...
490
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,601
BEVERLY: Move it!
491
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,069
Out of my way!
492
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,304
* You said, oh, girl
Back off, punk!
493
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,206
* It's a cold world
Oh!
494
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,107
* When you keep it all
to yourself
Mom kick!
495
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,877
Mom slap!
496
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,445
* I said, you can't hide
You! Out!
497
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,947
Damn it! Call me?
* On the inside
498
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,417
* All the pain
you've ever felt
Do not call her!
499
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,654
ADULT ADAM: Dana's ring
wasn't the only thing
I found that night.
500
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,192
I also discovered
that my mom and I
made quite the team.
501
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,626
I found the ring.
502
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,296
Then go. I'll stay
and find your brother.
503
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,130
* We're running with
the shadows of the night
Thanks, mama.
504
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,465
You got it,
my little alien.
505
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,335
* So, baby, take my hand
506
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,470
ADULT ADAM: And even though
that was our last
couples costume,
507
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,839
it turned out to be
the best one ever.
508
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,141
* Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
509
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,512
As much as my mom savored
every single Halloween
when I was little,
510
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547
this was the one
she'd remember forever.
511
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,683
Aah! My ankle.
512
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,986
It's all right, love bug.
You're safe now.
513
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,289
You hear that, Bar?
Mom saved us.
514
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,358
We are the luckiest kids
in the world.
515
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,726
You're grounded
for a month.
516
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,461
For sure.
(CHUCKLES)
517
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,664
* Use every alibi
and words you deny
518
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,334
* That love ain't meant
to last
519
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,471
* You can cry tough, baby
520
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,206
* It's all right
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing about love.
521
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,874
* You can let me down easy
When you face your fears...
522
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,209
* But not tonight
...you can finally
take off your mask
523
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,445
and show people
who you really are.
524
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,882
* We're running with
the shadows of the night
525
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,218
* So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right
526
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,420
Sorry for using you
as a human shield and all.
527
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,057
* Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
Well, you went back in.
528
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,592
* They'll come true
It was so scary in there.
529
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,528
* In the end
It was, but losing you
was even scarier.
530
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,796
* We're running with
the shadows of the night
531
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,298
You know,
Halloween isn't over.
532
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,533
It... It's not too late
to get some candy.
533
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,602
* So, baby, take my hand
it'll be all right
Candy sounds great.
534
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,637
* Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
ADULT ADAM: So my first
535
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,339
adult Halloween ended
the way it always did,
536
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,174
with me and Dana
getting candy.
537
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,243
* They'll come true in the end
And it couldn't have been
more perfect.
538
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,345
You gonna go keep him safe?
539
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,813
* We're running with
the shadows of the night
540
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,750
Actually, I think
he'll be all right
without me.
541
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,686
* So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right
542
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,021
But watching from a distance
can't hurt.
543
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,124
* Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight *
544
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,560
ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
there's a lot to be afraid of,
545
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,663
but when you know
in your heart
your family has your back,
546
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,532
nothing in life is scary.
547
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,477
BOY 1: Yo, man,
this place is really crazy.
548
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,880
BOY2: I KNOW.
God, it looks
scary in the dark.
549
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,649
Oh, this is so creepy.
550
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,083
Look at the cobwebs.
551
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,985
Whoa. What's that?
552
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,621
What was that?
553
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,755
MAN: Aah!
(BOYS SCREAMS)
554
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,995
BEVERLY:
Who wants waffles?
555
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,699
Kids, come on down!
556
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,768
Here you go, Murray.
(PLATE SHATTERS)
557
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,739
Oops. I almost forgot...
I need to get
the kids' lunch money.
558
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,175
Mom's got to stop wearing
her old Halloween costume.
She won't.
559
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,011
BEVERLY:
Whoever's standing there,
let go of my purse.
560
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,747
Her new perm
didn't settle right.
561
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,149
She doesn't want anyone to see
what's going on under there.
(THUMPING)
562
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,518
BEVERLY: (LAUGHS)
Still getting the hang
of this thing.
563
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,554
Yeah, we should go.
564
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,188
BEVERLY: Help your mother.
565
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,890
You have 30 seconds
to comply.
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