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Hi, I'm Cole Sprouse, and you're watching Disney Channel.

I'm not waiting for Barbara's karate competition.

You know, what's it like having a girlfriend who can kick your butt?

She cannot kick my butt.

Please, she can kick it, flip it, and throw it across the room.

You're right.

I gotta learn karate.

I can teach you.

What? You take karate with your little friends in kindergarten?

No. My dad works on a cruise ship. And while we were docked in Japan, I studied

martial arts at the Tokusawa Academy.

Yeah, and I learned to fly while my rocket ship was docked on Mars.

No, really.

you kid wow can you teach me how to i

could have thrown you further but i i didn't warm up

here i am in your light

here you are in mine yes we have a sweet life

a candy bar.

London, for the last time, a thousand dollar bar does not cost a thousand

dollars.

The Nia owes me a lot of change.

I'll go put this in the lost and found. Wait, I have an idea. You better say it

quickly before it dies of loneliness.

Let's check out the phone and see what stuff is on it.

That's Vivaldi.

I love Vivaldi.

You found your perfect match.

I now pronounce you phone and wife.

Isn't botany fascinating?

Oh, yeah, I love flowers.

How would you like to study these tulips?

Oh, that's a start.

Zach, we're here to study, and you've got a lot...

Looks like it's just you and me.

Konnichiwa, Zack -san.

Right back at you.

Son and son.

Travis is teaching me how to become a master at karate so I can impress

Man,

I wish I could find a way to impress Dakota.

Yeah, just don't show her your report card.

That's not funny.

You know, I won Barbara over by cooking her a gourmet meal.

Oh, great idea!

Except I can't cook.

I can help you out.

I learned how to be a gourmet chef when that ship was docked in Monte Carlo.

Did you know that Monaco is also attached to... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

with the bulls in Pamplona, but you've never been bowling?

Yeah, Dad thinks it's dangerous. Go figure.

What? You got yourself a deal.

Why'd you do that?

Lesson number one.

Expect the unexpected.

Yeah, you know, I'd write that down, but...

Pardon me, miss. I lost the phone here yesterday.

And I found one.

It must be Kismet.

No, it's David.

Hi, David.

Well, thank you.

You know, I'm a cellist. On my way to perform Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

Would you be my guest?

I'd love to.

Where did you get it?

Where did you get it?

Where did you get it?

From the dirty clothes pile?

We ran out of quarters.

Sorry. I was just dreaming about this guy whose phone I found.

He's a rich, charming cellist who works to save the rainforest.

You can tell all that from a phone?

And more.

This Thursday.

He's volunteering at the Feed the Needy Foundation.

That's my favorite charity. They catered my aunt's wedding.

I wish you registered a pawn shop.

Maybe.

Oh, wow, impressive. You could beat up a pillow.

Taught me a lot.

You've only had two lessons. What could he have taught you?

The sleep of the striking cobra. There's no such thing as the sleep... Wow.

It worked.

Come in.

Hey, Barbara.

Hey, Cody.

Why are you wearing a gi?

Well, I'm learning karate, too.

I've been practicing on Zach.

Ah, sleep of the striking cobra.

Yeah, and I've learned much more than that. Check this out.

if I can beat you up.

Because I'm the guy and you're the girl.

And the guys are supposed to be tougher.

And by the way, you're bruising my sternum.

What a sexist attitude.

I thought you were more evolved than that.

I am, it's just... I don't want people to think that I'm the weaker sex.

Oh, so do I have to be weak to be with you?

I charged the battery. Hey, thanks for saving my phone.

Now I'm off to save the rainforest.

All by yourself?

Actually, I was hoping to take along a spunky blonde.

I'm having another fantasy about the guy who owns that phone.

Madeline, if you found the phone, you must put it in lost and found. No!

It would break my heart if the phone rang and someone else answered it.

I'll get it.

What? Hello?

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Okie dokie. Bye, David.

That was David.

Really?

What did he say?

He's coming to pick up his phone at five.

What chances do I get?

Maddie? What are you still doing here?

David didn't show up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How could he have not shown up?

This is the night we're supposed to finally meet and fall in love and swing

on a vine.

Honey, I love that you are a true romantic, but did it ever occur to you

maybe to him...

Just picking up the phone.

Oh, no, no, no. We're meant to be together.

We both love Evaldi and Van Gogh and the Rainforest.

Yesterday? Tomorrow?

I really don't care.

Hey,

Cody, we still on for bowling later?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

But first, I need a favor.

Do you know anything about Japanese tea ceremonies?

What don't I know?

First documented in the Edo period, tea ceremonies... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get

it. Look.

I found out my girlfriend and her grandmother are coming here tomorrow for

and I want to perform a Japanese tea ceremony for them.

To master the tea ceremony takes a...

I got a date.

Good luck.

Travis.

Okay, okay.

I write down everything you need to know.

Because there are many gestures that must be performed in a certain order.

Is that the first gesture in the ceremony?

No, my shirts are just riding up.

Forget him. He's a loser.

Funny. He said the same thing about you.

So, Zach, we're still going bowling, right?

Sure, sure.

But it's important that Dakota thinks I cooked this food, so stay back here and

be quiet.

Oh, a rice paper screen.

Now I'm like the ones they use in southern Thailand for the ancient art of

shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can talk or we can eat.

Well, Jack, you're a lot more sophisticated than I thought.

An understandable mistake. You were misled by my boyish charm and my

collection of action figures.

Hi, Daddy. How did things go with your phone guy? He never showed up.

held up at medical school.

He's studying to be a doctor.

because we had a pillow fight and now we're making up i

hope

travis numbered these

but why did

a doctor about this yeah you should uh goodbye

let me guess

you didn't cook the meal all right i can't lie to you the

truth is is that i dropped out of gourmet chef school to join the marines

like

Well, maybe it's the frog paw talking, but you did.

Really? Any guy who goes to this much trouble deserves a second chance.

Hey, even when I'm bad, I'm good.

You know, you guys really don't have to be here. Oh, we want to see the man

behind the phone.

See, Maddie, there are...

what he looks like.

He could be short, tall, fat, or thin.

Excuse me, um, I'm looking for Maddie.

You left out old.

I'm Maddie.

You must be David.

I can tell by your phone you have a lot of class.

Class of 22.

Okay, that's, you know what, enough of that.

Here's your phone.

I'd like to thank you for taking care of my phone for me. May I buy you a hot

chocolate?

I'd love that.

Good.

By the time they get there, it ain't gonna be hot.

Oh.

Konnichiwa. Cody, what are you doing here?

I wanted to honor your grandmother by performing the traditional tea ceremony.

Arigato. Give me a break -o.

As you know, the water jar represents...

the sun.

And the bowl represents...

proves you that i'm not a sexist pig oh i believe you're not a pig boy please

continue very

good

do you see how he's meditating over the

when you went to so much effort to impress my boss on.

I really did it for you, Barbara.

Oh, Cody.

Oh, Barbara.

Oh, gross.

Come on, Cody.

Barbara and Dakota are waiting for us to take them ice skating.

Nice makeup, Mom.

This is an Amazon mud mask.

According to Travis, it's... and keeping tribal women wrinkle -free for

centuries.

And single.

Hiya, guys. You ready to bowl?

Hi, Miss Martin.

Hi, sweetie.

Gee, Travis.

You know, I feel really bad, but...

Yes, Miss Martin.

See ya.

After everything Travis did for you two, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

If I could move my face underneath this mask, I would be so frowning at you.

Travis,

so glad you're still here.

Look, we changed our minds. We want to go bowling with you. It was my idea.

was against it, but you know, I talked him into it.

Gee, guys, sorry, but I made other plans.

Okay, we're ready.

But those are our girls.

Well, as the Tibetan Sherpas say, when you meet on a narrow mountain path, move

over.

But Dakota, don't let Dakota meet.

How could you stand up this sweet, adorable little kid?

I'm 300 years old.

I like Van Gogh.

I knew Van Gogh.

You are so funny. So are you.

I hope you don't mind my asking, but are you single?

Oh, David, I am so flattered, but my mom doesn't let me go out with anyone older

than me.

Neither does my mom.

I was asking for my grandson.

He's exactly like me, except his hips are original.

Are you ready, Grandpa? We're going to be late for the Vivaldi.

Hello. David?

No, it's Jeffrey.

Oh, right. Sorry.

It just somehow seems like we met before.

He just broke up with his girlfriend.

Oh, what a shame. My name is Maddie.

Do you believe in fairy tales?

Not so fast.

This ramp is uphill.