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I'll break out your chainsaw. I need
help carving my Zaka lantern.
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At least when you stick a candle in his
head, he'll be bright.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I wonder where Arwen is.
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Hey, he got a brand new picture of Mom.
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Whoa!
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Yeah, you're right.
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Her makeup's all wrong.
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She's a winter, and she needs to embrace
it.
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Zach?
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Zach?
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Where are you? I'm behind the bookcase.
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It won't budge.
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Wait. Mom's picture.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. She's a
winter.
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Get me out of here now.
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No. I think the bookcase opened when I
picked it up.
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So butts never hurt anyone, huh?
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Wow. A secret room.
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Well,
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apparently the spiders know about it.
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What's behind that secret door?
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Zach, I know reading isn't your strong
point, but that sign says, danger, keep
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out.
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What's the worst that could be in there?
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It's probably just a... teeny tiny
mouse.
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It's a nasty chest cold.
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Well, maybe you need some vitamin C.
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What a baby.
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Well, I think my baby brother put
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I cannot think of anything better to do,
but I'm going to spend the night
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trying.
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You know, I'd love to, but I'm taking my
fish trick -or -treating.
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He's dressing up as a cat.
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I just don't want to go.
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There's going to be a costume contest,
and the winner gets diamonds.
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I'm there. I can't believe I'm going to
miss London's Halloween party to visit
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Mother.
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Last year, I had a costume that scared
the bejeebies out of the entire staff.
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Yeah, what'd you go as? You!
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I had a tiny little suit, a tiny little
name tag. Oh, and I got down on my tiny
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little knees.
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I was like, Eskimo, pick up that
luggage.
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Arwen, pick that radiator.
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Boy, stop having fun.
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Now, maybe next year you can go as an
unemployed hotel engineer.
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Arwen!
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There's something in the basement in
your secret room.
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I don't know anything about a secret
room. The one behind the bouquet? I
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know anything about a bookcase. Arwen. I
don't know any Arwen.
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Okay, come here.
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Listen, whatever you do, do not go
beyond the creepy gate. Inside the
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room, behind the creepy bookcase that I
know nothing about.
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It's a matter of life and death.
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Have a nice day.
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bike helmet?
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Because mom says always to wear it when
we do something dangerous.
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That thing could be an alligator that
crawled in from the sewers.
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Alligators can't peel oranges.
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Maybe it's a monkey.
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Or maybe it's both.
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Maybe it's a monkey gator.
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Or an alagunky.
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grade when you swore you saw a
vampoodle?
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Well, let's open it up and see.
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Okay, it's one of these two.
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I still think we shouldn't disturb it.
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Especially this close to lunch. We're
not going to disturb it.
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We're going to catch it.
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and make a fortune.
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Are you sure this trap is going to work?
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Positive. This is a Cherokee trigger
snare.
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Guaranteed to catch any simple -minded
creature that comes close to it.
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We can only hope the Alec donkey is as
simple -minded as you are.
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Get me out of this thing. Okay, well,
you've got to stop struggling and maybe
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trying to.
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It's not a struggle, but it doesn't work
because you keep getting caught.
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No, no, it's not caught.
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one in the middle. Have you ever heard
of moisturizer?
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Miss London, what is the scariest thing
you've ever seen?
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Portia Tenenbaum without makeup.
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London, about the costume contest.
Sorry, the only way to win my contest is
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have a great costume. Just be creative.
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Like Carrie, the hopelessly haggard
housewife. Great costume.
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I just went out for a jog.
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Who said books never hurt anybody?
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Arwen, what are you doing here?
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Well, there are two theories. One is
evolution.
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No!
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We mean here in the basement.
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Oh, well, I came back from Mother's
early because I thought you two would
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see what's behind the... Holy open gate!
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Open the gate!
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Why did you two come down here after I
told you not to?
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Well, we thought you might have an
alagunky back there.
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That's ridiculous.
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I tried that once and it ate itself.
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Whatever it was, it kind of looked like
you.
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It all started on a Tuesday.
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No, you know what? It was a Monday. No,
it was a... Did you know what it was? I
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think it was a long weekend, so it was a
Tuesday.
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Arwen! It was early in the week.
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You mean to tell us that that thing that
we saw was actually a robot?
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And you built it from scratch?
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Well, I don't know if you'd call it
scratch.
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I got a kit out of a cereal box.
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To construct my creation, I used the
latest in robotic technology.
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Here we go, big guy.
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Wrong switch.
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Yes.
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He's moving.
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He's moving.
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Are we having an earthquake?
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No, no, no. He's moving. He's moving.
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He's alive.
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He's alive.
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He's alive.
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He's walking.
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He's walking. Oh, you know what? My
fault. I forgot. Finishing touch. Come
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Come here.
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Here you go. Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Ready? Ready? Here we go. Here we go.
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we go.
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Huh?
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Huh? Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay. Oh,
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you want a little toaster?
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For a toaster? That's fine. Lots of
iron.
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Okay. Good boy.
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Okay. Okay.
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No light bulbs until you finish your
toaster.
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Yeah, well, life isn't fair.
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Do you want to time out?
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I was
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so proud of my little Arwen Stein.
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But unfortunately, I couldn't work out
all of the kinks.
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Kinks? What kinks? Oh, nothing major.
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He has a lurch when he walks.
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One of his ears is a little crooked.
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And occasionally, he goes into an
unstoppable rampage and destroys
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his path.
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Occasionally? Only when he sees bright
flashes of light. And broccoli.
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I feel the same way about cauliflower.
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For me, it's Brussels sprouts. Hey, hey,
can we return to this episode of My
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Least Favorite Vegetable after we
capture the monster that's somewhere in
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hotel? You're right. You're right. But
don't even get me started on kale. We'll
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be here all night. Monster!
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Right, let's go.
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It's you, Arwen.
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Oh, good costume.
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Ah!
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You're welcome.
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Arwen, back from your mother's. How was
it? Ah!
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Oh, you said a mouthful.
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That's how I feel after I visit my
mother.
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Oh, what are you doing? That's my pen.
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the pipes need fixing?
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Yes, we are.
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How are we going to move him?
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I got an idea.
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He loves oranges.
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Oh, you're right.
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Come on, boy.
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He's right.
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That's a tangelo.
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An aromatic hybrid of a tangerine and a
pomelo.
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He's eating.
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so we can make some money off of them.
You are not going to put Arwen Stein on
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display.
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You know, you gotta treat him with some
dignity.
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Hey, guys.
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Mom,
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we didn't know you were home.
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Yeah, I'm here working on my Halloween
costume. What do you think? I'm static
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cling.
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you putting on your costumes?
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Uh, we're wearing them?
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Mr. Mosby says we're scary enough as it
is.
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Well, I better keep working on mine. It
stinks, especially compared to yours,
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Erwin. I need a picture of this. Oh, no,
I don't... Somebody
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doesn't
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like having his picture taken.
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grab a snack.
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Okay. Okay.
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So much for winning the costume contest.
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Great costume, Mosby.
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What are you?
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Well, I'm the bottom half of the horse.
My head's home with the head cold.
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So now I'm just a horse's never mind.
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What a pretty princess costume.
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Oh, it's not a costume. It came with the
country I bought.
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Want to be my prime minister?
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Some candy?
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All right, but it'll go right through
you.
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I'll handle the joke.
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You mean that didn't tickle your funny
bone?
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Seriously, you're annoying me.
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Hear me, hear me. It is time to start
the costume contest.
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Dazzle me, people and creatures.
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Line up over here.
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Real original, Esteban.
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Abraham Lincoln.
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Next!
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I am the mighty lobster.
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I'm allergic to you. Next!
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I am corn.
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Hello, corn. And where do you dress up
today?
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Know what you mean? I hate broccoli,
too.
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If I eat one piece of that candy, this
dress will pop right open.
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I'll be bride.
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Well, congratulations, Arwen. Thank you.
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Wait, if you're here, then who's that?
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Okay, it's time to get a picture with
our contest winner.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Would you believe three times a week?
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Okay,
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I went yesterday.
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Are you all right?
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Do you want me to get you a glass of
water?
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And apparently she didn't agree with
him.
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No, no, leave him alone.
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Can't you see he's just afraid?
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He may not be human, but he still has
feelings.
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Wow. Is this from a guy who wanted to
turn him into a sideshow freak?
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Well, I was wrong, okay?
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Underneath all those nuts and bolts,
there's a wonderful warm heart.
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Actually, it's a coffee maker.
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But lovely thought. Keep going.
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He may not have hurt Carrie this time,
but I can't have him running around my
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hotel causing havoc. I have you two for
that.
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Arwen, dismantle him immediately.
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No, you can't. No, boys.
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Mr. Mosby may be right.
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I think maybe my little Arwen Stein has
too many glitches.
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First word was argh.
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Still, aww.
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Oh, son, I can't dismantle you.
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I mean, everybody has glitches, right?
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So can we keep him, Mr. Mosby? Yeah, can
we?
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Well... Fri... Fri... Fri... Friend.
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Aw, he likes you.
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All right, the big lug nut can stay.
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Wow, Arwenstein is really good at doing
the robot.
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That's because he is a robot.
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All right.
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Hey, great news. Mother wants Arwenstein
to come stay with her.
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No, no, no, you'll love her. She's got
the cutest little refrigerator.
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You two are going to get along great.
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It's your big guy.
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