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This Weather Warriors game stinks.

You can't win with the lame superpowers they give you.

Not me.

Captain Coldfront sneezes ice.

I just snorted out half of Cityopolis.

Let me get the limo for you.

Zack! Cody!

Didn't hear above.

See ya.

It's me.

I have told you repeatedly not to park your bikes in front of my hotel.

Now I am confiscating them.

What gives you the right to do that?

I'm bigger than you.

Well, not by much.

Norman, help me with the bike.

Come on, Norman, get a bike.

Norman, get the door.

This stinks.

Yeah, when you're a kid, you have no power.

Whoa, look, a shooting star.

Quick, close your eyes and make a wish.

I wish I had superpowers.

Good wish.

Well, you feel any different?

Nah.

Wait. Wait, I feel power.

It's swelling inside me. It's building. It's growing. It's... Nah, it's

just gas.

Sweet love!

take a pair from cody i will not i will not what you said you were going to take

my socks well i didn't say it i i thought it huh it's like you read my

because i did read your mind oh what am i thinking now you took five

dollars from my wallet i was gonna give it back no you weren't wow you can read

My wish came true.

I have superpowers.

Well, I made the same wish, but I can't read your mind.

You can barely read a book.

Hey, maybe I have the power to fly.

Up, up and... down.

Morning. What? Blueberry.

How'd you know I was going to ask you what kind of pancake?

It's one of the basic rules of being a superhero.

Well, you know what I think should be a rule?

That if one twin gets a superpower, the other one should too.

Yeah, just make your bed.

And no, I'm not going to make it for you.

Wow! I am super speed!

You know, chicks love superheroes.

I'm going to call Maddie.

No, you...

Now, Jasmine, you need to find a healthy way to get your anger out. So when

you're upset, try hitting this pillow.

After I put it down.

Hello?

You'll never believe what happened to me.

I wished upon a star and got supersonic speed.

What are you going to do with it?

Deliver pizzas in under an hour?

Wait, hold on, Zach. Where are you going?

I'm going to use this to get over my anger at Amy.

What's she thinking?

She's wondering why I'm staring at her.

What's Alan thinking?

In order to make quantized oscillations consistent with quantum mechanics, the

number of space -time dimensions must be restricted.

If I had a monkey, I'd name him Bill.

What's London thinking?

Left, right, blink, breathe.

to go swipe some donuts from the kitchen real quick? I'll be back in a

nanosecond. No!

You can only use your powers for good.

Donuts are good.

Zach, pull up your pants.

Cody, keep your pants on.

Rotten kids.

Why can't they grow up already?

You should hear what Mosby thinks of us.

Eh, who cares?

Now that we have superpowers, he can't push us around.

Hey, you should tell Phonesis to give him a wedgie.

I can't. It's against the rules to use our powers on a mere mortal.

Whoa.

Did you see that?

Mosby must have wished on that star and become a superhero, too.

Mr. Mosby, I want to talk to you about a raise.

Oh, really?

Actually, I think I'm making too much. Could you please cut my salary?

Excited. Dismissed. Yes, sir.

Mosby's no superhero.

He's a supervillain.

Our mom's a really bad negotiator.

Hi, Mr. Mosby.

What's up? I need you to build me an evil ray gun to magnify my evil powers.

Okay.

In fact, you'll need to fill out this work request form first.

Forms? I don't fill out forms.

I'm the Medager.

Ooh, you found out about your nickname, huh? What nickname? Never mind.

Just do as I say or I will use my laser powers on you. Oh, no.

What do they do?

Well, blue is a freeze ray.

Oh, come on. There's no such thing as a...

Oh, thank you. And purple is... Frankly, I don't know what purple does.

Okay, so what are you going to use your evil ray gun for?

To magnify my ability to rob kids of their childhood and turn them into mini

-adults. I won't do it!

Okay, I'll do it, but you still have to fill out the form.

Mr. Bond.

Coming, sir.

Since I know you don't read my memos, you may not be aware that I am now a

supervillain.

And I have decided to make you my evil minion.

Never.

What is a minion?

It means, henceforth, you will do whatever I say.

Oh, I do that now.

yourself. Now, pick your nose.

It's good to be the meanager.

Oh, you found out about your nickname.

What nickname?

Never mind.

So, now that I've been promoted from Bellboy to Evil Minion, do I get a

name? Oh, yes.

From this day forward, you will be known as Bellboy.

Okay, that sounds like a lateral move to me.

Those are super itchy.

Why do we have to wear them under our clothes?

You have to.

It's one of the rules.

Where is this rule book? I want to read it.

Super Rules for Superheroes.

Oh, that's a big book.

I may have super speed, but I still read at a third grade level.

Does that sign look suspicious to you?

I don't know. It went by so fast, I couldn't read it.

Here's your evil ray gun.

I call it the adultifier.

Oh, wow.

I like it. The adultifier.

You forgot the...

It's...

It's not working. Yeah, you need diamonds to power it.

Diamonds? Yeah.

Big diamonds. Oh, yes, good choice.

At any point, did you consider going with something, I don't know, more

affordable like, say, batteries?

So, what are you going to do with the adultifier?

It's going to magnify my green ray.

Hey, guys, what are we playing, hide and seek?

I'll show you.

Bob, get down!

Bob, are you okay?

The name's Robert.

Ah, the green ray makes suits.

It was a nice suit, too.

It doesn't make suits!

It turns kids into adults.

Dude, is that you? Unhand me, you hooligan.

Whose little boy is this?

be laughing after this.

Cody!

Cody?

Still not shiny enough. Stupid diamond.

Oh, no diamond can compare to the sparkle in your eyes.

You're right, Mir.

But I'm still not taking you to the Chateau in France.

Someone's looking puffy.

We're going to save you.

We would have been here earlier, but I had to defrost Cody.

those diamonds to power up my adultifier, which I will bounce off the

satellite, turning every child in the world into a mini -adult.

London, don't give him your diamonds.

Hey, if I didn't give them up when they held Daddy for ransom, I'm certainly not

going to give them up now.

Then I will take them.

Not while we're here, you won't. Well, if you're here, then who's going to save

Maddie? What have you done to her, you fiend?

Oh, as we speak.

She is being tied to railroad tracks by my evil minion, Bellboy.

You mean Esteban? Whatever.

You go, quick guy.

I'll stop the miniature.

Oh, then who's going to save your mother?

You've got her mommy, too?

How could you?

Hello, villain.

She is being held by my evil minion, the Engineer.

You mean Arwen? Yeah, I didn't spend a lot of time on the minion names, okay?

get this straight.

Mosby is a supervillain, and you're his evil minion sent here to kidnap me? That

is the silliest thing I have ever heard.

Silence, captive!

On second thought, that is the silliest thing I've ever heard.

Hey! Did you tie up our counselor?

Maybe.

gonna put me in peril are there any railroad tracks nearby no but there's a

anthill outside you can bury her in it i'll get the shovel i'll get the honey

i'll pour it on her

the meanager and ask the man.

I thought you were the bellboy.

Oh, it didn't catch on.

Wow, that was fantastic.

You really do have superpowers.

That's not something a guy lies about, baby.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go save the children of the world.

He was cute.

Thank you.

You know, you look a little tense. You know, I could give your shoulders a

little massage.

No.

What I want is to be let go.

No can do, cupcake.

I can make the time pass a little quicker, you know, a little music. I

a song. You want to hear it? No, what I want is to be let go!

I love Carrie.

She's pretty as a fairy. I love Carrie.

Forgive me if I stare.

I thought it was painful being tied up.

Don't worry, Mom.

I'm a superhero, and I'm here to save you. Oh, great costume, sweetie, but

chilly outside. Shouldn't you have a sweater?

Mom, superheroes don't wear sweaters.

They do if it's super cold outside.

Well, even if you're toasty warm, you'll never get past the engineer.

I don't have to.

Oh, great job, honey. That's my little superhero.

Mom, not in front of the evil minion.

Come on. Not so fast.

Hey, Arwen, want a kiss?

I knew that song would work. Close your eyes and pucker up.

More diamonds, London, more diamonds.

But this is my favorite. Her name is Tina.

Bye, Tina.

Stop right there, meanager.

Your days of meanaging are over.

Well, you're too late.

I just need one more diamond to power up my adultifier.

Children of the world, say goodbye to recess and hello to rush hour.

Give me the diamond, London.

Her name is Tina.

Fine, give me Tina.

Well,

there's your answer.

Well, except for Bob.

On the bright side, I hear he has a thriving insurance business.

You know what? I think we'd celebrate with some pizza and video games. Oh,

I'm sorry, but the phone's been ringing all night. Apparently a lot of people

need your help.

Let's see.

There's a bus on a broken suspension bridge. Ooh, I think I'd start with the

giant spider that's climbing City Hall.

pizza place.

Sorry, sweetie, but with super power comes super responsibility.

There's no time for kid stuff.

Okay, I guess we'll go.

Oh, wait! I gotta get your sweaters.

You know, being a superhero really stinks.

I wish we never made that wish.

Wait a minute.

If you run us around the Earth at supersonic speed, we could reverse its

rotation, thus sending us back in time to the exact moment we saw the shooting

star.

to be in his evil minions how could you not remember something like that i don't

remember it because you dreamt it you know what something must have happened

when we went through the time vortex or you ate three pieces of cold pepperoni

pizza right before you went to bed hello

You'd think you'd never seen an atomic toilet plunger before.

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