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Hey, guys!
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So how'd the summer
job hunt go?
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I tell you.
It's tough to secure employment
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In an economic
climate where interest rates
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Are climbing
and large cap stocks
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Are fluctuating
wildly.
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Plus we got turned down
by taco schmaco.
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Well, senor schmaco
doesall we want to does ee is earn a few bucks
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So we can get
into this new teen club,
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But whenever we ask mom
for some money,
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She just
gives us coupons.
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And it's hard to bribe
your way past a bouncer
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With 12 cents off
toaster strudel.
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The only way we're
going to get into a club
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Is if we
open one ourselves.
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That's not
a bad idea.
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The lounge is empty
on Monday nights.
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That's it!
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We open our own club,
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Fill it with kids,
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Make a fortune,
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Put that
into a record label,
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Make a bigger fortune,
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Then retire
to a south pacific island
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And fan ourselves
with money.
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Great!
And in the meantime,
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You owe me a buck
for the candy bar.
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Cody, give her a buck.
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Do you take coupons?
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got the suite life ♪
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Maddie, if I have
some real exciting news to tell you
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About me, do I
have to ask about you first?
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Well, you do if you
want to be polite.
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Go on.
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Daddy is giving me
my own line of cosmetics,
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And he's letting
me name it
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Just like my cat
cat.
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Here's my list
of possible names:
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Number one,
good smell;
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Number two--
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Eh, who am I
kidding?
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Number one is gold!
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Boy, you're simple.
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How about calling
your cosmetics
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Ooh! I like that!
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I'm gonna tell
daddy.
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Simply...
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What was
the last part again?
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Mr. Moseby, may I direct
your attention
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To the following
presentation?
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This is what your lounge
currently looks like on Monday nights,
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And this is what it
could look like if we open club twin.
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Why would I want
my lounge filled with 100 kids?
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I don't even like
having two of them in my office.
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Listen, pal.
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You know what this is?
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It's opportunity knocking,
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But you're too chicken
to come to the door.
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Ohh!
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Buck, buck, buck,
buck, buck, buck--
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Zack, what did I
say about you being quiet?
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I don't know.
I wasn't listening.
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Just let me do this.
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This is business,
and I know business!
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No. This is fun,
and I know fun!
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Boys, I'd love
to watch you argue in hushed tones,
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But I do have
a hotel to run, hmm?
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That is why
you'll love this next graph.
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Oh.
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Figuring a peak allowance
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Of $20 per kid
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And your current lack
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Of revenue on Monday nights,
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Our plan will bring
a 33% increase to your bottom line.
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That's an attractive
bottom.
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And all it will cost
you is some startup fees.
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I figure 12 gs.
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Mm. Here's one "g."
go!
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How about 60 bucks
for snacks and balloons?
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Deal. Much more
sensible,
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And that is why
cody will be in charge of the money.
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Then what am I
in charge of?
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Blowing up
the balloons.
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[dance music playing]
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Great juice, cody.
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A lot of people
don't like guava.
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It's very high in fiber
and vitamin-c, you know.
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Yes, I do know.
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I wrote a paper
on it.
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You know what I know?
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This place is
a morgue.
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Not for long!
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Max and agnes are here!
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So when do you guys open?
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Two hours ago!
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Oh. That's
not good.
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Well, don't worry.
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This place is about
to take off.
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So am I!
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No, no, no, no.
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Not before you have
a dance!
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Hoo ha, hoo ha!
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Yeah!
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Come on.
You love to dance.
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I sure do.
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You think she's
coming back?
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I wouldn't.
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Well, I better get
all these tips to the bank.
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You don't want to
walk around alone with all that money.
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I'll go with you
for protection.
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Was it really
that bad?
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The only reason
I'm still here
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Is you have
the room key.
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Well, don't worry.
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I'm sure next week
will go better.
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Oh, it will
for two reasons:
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Number one, I'm gonna
be in charge.
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What's
the second reason?
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You won't be.
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That cost 25 cents!
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[pop]
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50!
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[pop]
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75! Quit it!
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Here it is!
The first bottle of my new perfume.
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Want to try it?
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Sure. Wait.
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Has it been tested
on animals?
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No, but it turns men
into animals.
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Watch.
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That doesn't prove
anything.
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Men follow you
around anyway!
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True, but do they
usually follow a chair?
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Whoa! And that chair
doesn't even have nice legs.
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Give me that!
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I hope you two
will be happy together.
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[dance music playing]
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Zack: Sorry.
You guys will have to wait.
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The club is
absolutely full.
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Whoa. Look
at the size of that line!
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How did you get
all these girls to show up?
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Hey. We're looking
for club twin.
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It's girls get in
free night, right?
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Absolutely.
Right this way.
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Hello, hello.
Whoa! Hello! Ha ha!
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Zack, how are we
going to make money
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If you let the girls
in for free?
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It's simple
nightclub math--
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One hot girl equals
3 desperate guys.
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Hi!
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We're looking
for club twin.
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You're letting the babes
in for free, right?
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That's right,
and now that you're here,
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The party can start.
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5 extra bucks,
and I'll put you
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Right in between
her and her.
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5 bucks,
and I'll get you away from him.
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Ka-ching!
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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[dance music playing]
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One guava juice,
please.
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Oh, sorry.
Zack turned off the juice.
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How about
a root beer?
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Gee. I've never had
soda before.
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I'm not allowed
to have sugar, caffeine,
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Or bubbles.
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Hey. I drink it
all the time, and I'm ok,
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Better than ok--great!
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So great I haven't
slept in 3 days.
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Try it, try it,
try it. Go.
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Ok, ok, ok.
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Go ahead.
It's not habit-forming.
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Mm. It is good.
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Hit me again.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Oh, hello, ladies.
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Wow! Impressive.
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Yeah. Well, we're
under new management.
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Heh heh--me!
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Ooh. I'm seeing
lots of vealcake.
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Agnes likes.
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All right, max.
Dance with as many guys as possible
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Because the more
they sweat,
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The more drinks
they'll buy.
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What's in it for me?
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10 bucks and big old
kiss from zack.
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I'll take the cash,
hold the lips.
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Man, that's
tasty stuff!
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What a sugar rush.
Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah.
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Ooh! Yeah!
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All: ♪ go, barbara,
go barbara ♪
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♪ go, barbara,
go barbara ♪
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Zack, this is great.
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The salty snacks are
making the kids drink more,
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And the sugary drinks
are fueling their energy.
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It goes against everything
I believe in,
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And I couldn't be happier!
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♪ oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
oh, baby! ♪
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Correction.
Now I couldn't be happier!
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00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:12,676
Well, me and my
friends agree.
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[knock on door]
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Shh! Shh!
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00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:22,657
You'll wake
the boys!
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00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:24,232
But it's
almost noon!
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00:10:24,309 --> 00:10:26,277
I wanted them to sleep.
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00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:27,790
They were working
late last night,
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My little
club owners.
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00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:33,117
Yes. I understand
why you don't want to wake them.
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00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:35,905
Perhaps you can
pay these bills.
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00:10:35,989 --> 00:10:39,358
Boys, get your
sleeping butts out here!
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You do realize
that I can't be held
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Liable for these
bills in any court of law, right?
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Plus you were dopey
enough to give them the gig.
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00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,727
Ok.
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00:10:47,803 --> 00:10:50,237
Boys, how do you plan
to pay for these bills?
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00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,554
Well, I was
thinking cash.
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00:10:51,629 --> 00:10:54,198
And I was thinking ok!
233
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,149
You sleep with
a huge wad of cash in your pajamas?
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Like a baby.
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00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:01,589
Well done, boys.
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00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:03,399
In fact, how would
you like to take over the lounge
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On Tuesday nights?
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00:11:05,994 --> 00:11:08,196
I sing
in the lounge on Tuesday nights.
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00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:11,587
Yes, yes.
240
00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:16,203
Of course you do. It's
wonder--wonder--wonderful.
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00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:18,498
We'll talk.
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00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:22,349
You will not!
I have a contract!
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00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,610
So for next week,
let's do a theme night.
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00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:29,503
Oh. You mean like
I'll go ironty my orange vest.
245
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,657
No. I mean a theme
that doesn't stink.
246
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,870
Start taking notes.
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00:11:33,952 --> 00:11:36,253
We'll do
a sixties night--
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00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:39,870
Lava lamps,
psychedelic posters,
249
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:42,461
Live music,
and go-go girls.
250
00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:44,510
Or, or, or...
251
00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:47,727
What are you,
a seal?
252
00:11:47,813 --> 00:11:49,414
Maybe we should
take our profits
253
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:52,160
And not push
our luck.
254
00:11:53,552 --> 00:11:57,822
Cody, why are you
questioning me?
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00:11:57,915 --> 00:11:59,749
Who turned our club
into a success?
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00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:00,862
You.
257
00:12:00,936 --> 00:12:02,236
And who was right
about spending money
258
00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,646
To make money?
259
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:04,856
You.
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00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:06,698
And when we were 5,
who convinced you
261
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:07,977
That if you ate
your toenails
262
00:12:08,051 --> 00:12:09,585
A foot would grow
in your stomach?
263
00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:14,982
And yet you still
doubt me.
264
00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:18,011
Look, man.
265
00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:19,386
I'm king midas.
266
00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:22,732
Everything I touch
turns to gold.
267
00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:27,889
You've really got
to work on that low self-esteem thing.
268
00:12:27,987 --> 00:12:29,154
Cody, if you
think small,
269
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,730
You're always
going to be small.
270
00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:31,874
You got to think
big.
271
00:12:31,948 --> 00:12:33,382
I'm going to turn
club twin
272
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,059
Into the biggest
thing boston has ever seen
273
00:12:35,136 --> 00:12:37,838
Because I am
the man.
274
00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,689
What does that
make me?
275
00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:41,502
You? You're
the brother of the man.
276
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,347
Now, give the man
back his money.
277
00:12:51,582 --> 00:12:53,216
Maddie: London,
that perfume you gave me
278
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,093
Is amazing.
279
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:57,004
Everywhere I went,
boys couldn't stay away,
280
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,353
And I gave some
to grandma.
281
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:02,465
Turns out, grandpa
can walk faster than we thought.
282
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,157
I told you
it was great.
283
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:07,137
The smell of london
is the smell of love.
284
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:09,024
You know, I do have
some other
285
00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:10,569
Simply london
cosmetics.
286
00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,012
Are you interested?
287
00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,256
Gee. I don't want
to impose.
288
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,138
What you got?
289
00:13:16,217 --> 00:13:18,719
Well, shampoo,
body powder,
290
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:20,035
Body wash,
body lotion,
291
00:13:20,111 --> 00:13:21,177
Hand cream,
face cream, foot cream,
292
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,552
Ear cream.
Ear cream?
293
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,336
You want
chapped ears?
294
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:27,014
No!
295
00:13:27,092 --> 00:13:29,093
I'll take it all!
296
00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:31,340
[rock music playing]
297
00:13:36,656 --> 00:13:38,724
How tart is your
ginger ale?
298
00:13:38,805 --> 00:13:41,139
Pretty darn tart.
299
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:45,558
My doctor says I'm
tart intolerant.
300
00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:48,419
Why am I not
surprised?
301
00:13:48,504 --> 00:13:50,438
Then maybe I should
go with grape.
302
00:13:50,518 --> 00:13:53,353
Ok. Then grape
it is. Ha ha!
303
00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,173
But I'm wearing
a white shirt.
304
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,752
Oh, please!
305
00:13:57,835 --> 00:13:59,502
There's thirsty
people back here.
306
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:03,416
Boy, for a hippie,
you're not very mellow.
307
00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:05,207
Give me that!
308
00:14:10,924 --> 00:14:12,491
I'm watching you.
309
00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:33,967
Wow! This lounge
looks really...
310
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:37,252
Groovy?
Expensive.
311
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:39,138
Well, whatever
bread it's costing us
312
00:14:39,217 --> 00:14:40,350
We'll make back triple.
313
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,660
Don't bring me
down, bro.
314
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,536
You're turning
my mood ring blue.
315
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:47,423
Ooh. Light
my fire, zack.
316
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:51,610
Oh. I get it.
You're speaking in sixties vernacular.
317
00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:53,003
Right on!
318
00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:55,214
[cell phone rings]
319
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,062
Club twin, inc.
President zack speaking.
320
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,827
No. No, no, no.
321
00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:04,641
When I do hawaiian night,
I want real palm trees,
322
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:05,926
Real coconuts,
323
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,937
And a real pork volcano that
shoots out barbeque sauce.
324
00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:11,728
Then make one!
325
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,851
Wait. Next week
is hawaiian night.
326
00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:17,903
Oh, yeah!
And then the week after that
327
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,216
Is a night in paris.
328
00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:20,559
Can we hold off
on next week
329
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,434
Until we get
through this week.
330
00:15:22,513 --> 00:15:25,248
Your go-go dancers
haven't even shown up yet.
331
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,969
Don't worry.
These babes are gonna be hot.
332
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:33,470
Wow! Far out, man.
333
00:15:33,555 --> 00:15:35,690
Those babes
wouldn't be hot
334
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,705
Even if they were
on fire.
335
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:43,622
Wow! This place is
out of sight!
336
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:47,027
Yeah. Now I can see.
It's very nice.
337
00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:51,218
Woman: Hey, boys.
We're the caged women.
338
00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:52,977
Arr! Arr!
339
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:55,490
Yeah. Well, who
let you out?
340
00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:57,974
No, no, no.
We're the dancers.
341
00:15:58,056 --> 00:16:00,324
Yeah, the go-go dancers.
342
00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:03,106
Oh, ya.
343
00:16:03,191 --> 00:16:07,294
No offense, lady,
but it looks like your go-go went-went.
344
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:10,789
Mm. I love
these cages.
345
00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:12,244
If it really
doesn't matter,
346
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,755
I'd like to dance
in the cage nearest to the bathroom
347
00:16:14,837 --> 00:16:18,106
In case I really
have to go-go.
348
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,395
Zack, you told me
you booked two dancers
349
00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:22,344
Who looked like they
were from the sixties,
350
00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:24,924
Not two dancers
in their 60s!
351
00:16:25,007 --> 00:16:27,742
Well, they
looked great in the pictures.
352
00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:31,596
You didn't notice
the brontosaurus in the background?
353
00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,321
Well, I was a little
busy planning future theme nights.
354
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,605
Oh, that's great
since you did such a good job
355
00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:38,754
Booking tonight's
dancers.
356
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:41,103
Wow. Nice pattern
on your stockings.
357
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:44,286
I'm not wearing
stockings.
358
00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:49,043
So where's this
hot band?
359
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,940
[engine revs]
360
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:53,091
[horn honks]
361
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,433
Oh, don't be
the young rebels.
362
00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:55,576
Don't be
the young rebels.
363
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:56,516
Don't be
the young rebels.
364
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,591
We're
the young rebels!
365
00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,837
Whoo-hoo! Rebels!
366
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:01,647
Hey. Look at this, paul.
367
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,560
They dug up
the caged women.
368
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,612
Did doreen get
a hip replacement?
369
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,668
Looking good,
doreen.
370
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,889
Let's hit the stage.
Come on, guys.
371
00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:18,288
Bob said I can't have
any more soda.
372
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,741
Well, you did go
a little overboard last week.
373
00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:23,996
Listen, mister.
I take ap math,
374
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,644
Ap geography,
ap science.
375
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:28,757
I even
take ap lunch!
376
00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:30,945
Not to mention
cello, piano,
377
00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:34,094
And my bat mitzvah
lessons.
378
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,215
So if once
a week I want to cut loose
379
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:37,594
With a little soda,
380
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:41,240
Just give it to me
without all the mishegas!
381
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:46,366
Ok. Um, bob,
one root beer, hold the mishegas.
382
00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:50,099
Man: All right, kids.
Here's our big hit from 1968,
383
00:17:50,189 --> 00:17:54,292
And I'm sure you'll
all remember it.
384
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,318
I hope
I remember it.
385
00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:03,604
♪ give me, give me,
give me right now ♪
386
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,947
♪ love lightning ♪
387
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:08,660
♪ I've got to have
your love and how ♪
388
00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:10,316
♪ love is like
♪ love tn a lightning bolt ♪
389
00:18:10,394 --> 00:18:11,594
♪ love lightning ♪
390
00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:12,769
♪ it gets me
like a-- ♪
391
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,077
[coughs]
392
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,720
♪ love lightning ♪
393
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,935
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait, guys!
394
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,281
Stay for the finale.
395
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,389
They smash their instruments.
396
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:27,097
It's so cool!
397
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,609
[microphone squeals]
398
00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:32,020
Rock and roll!
Oh, oh, oh!
399
00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:35,111
[electricity crackling]
400
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:36,663
We tried this
40 years ago,o
401
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,409
And it didn't
work then.
402
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,560
Agnes: Zack, your club
is smoking.
403
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,174
Thank you.
You see?
404
00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:44,685
My club is smoking.
405
00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:47,931
No, no. I mean,
your club is really smoking.
406
00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,352
Ohh!
407
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,235
Whoa! This like
chicago in '68.
408
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,023
The man
is hosing us down!
409
00:18:57,113 --> 00:19:01,417
And a really
small man, too!
410
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,010
Nice job, midas.
411
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:05,888
Everything you touched
turned to old.
412
00:19:11,982 --> 00:19:13,516
I want you to know,
413
00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:16,161
People are gonna tell you
that you really messed up,
414
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:17,410
That tonight was
a disaster
415
00:19:17,485 --> 00:19:19,786
And you made fools
of yourselves.
416
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,003
I just wanted to say
417
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,951
I'm one of those people.
418
00:19:26,078 --> 00:19:27,812
Cody: Well, after
paying for the band,
419
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,457
The dancers,
advertising,
420
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,669
And barbara's
sugar intervention,
421
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,984
We're left with $400.
422
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,732
Well, hey.
That's not bad!
423
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:41,181
Oh, no. That should
cover about half the damages.
424
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,716
The rest you can
work off scrubbing pots and pans
425
00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,566
For minimum wage.
426
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,679
Peace.
427
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:50,160
Well, hey.
We got summer jobs.
428
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:52,444
Heh heh...
429
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,059
All right. Say it.
430
00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:55,403
Say what?
431
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:56,645
Say that I was
too busy being a big shot
432
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,921
To listen
to anyone else.
433
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,097
Go ahead.
Tell me off.
434
00:20:00,177 --> 00:20:02,979
Zack, I have to admit
435
00:20:03,064 --> 00:20:05,232
Running a hot nightclub
was a great experience.
436
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:07,480
Thanks.
437
00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:08,928
You know, I don't
think you're really grasping
438
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:11,273
The whole
tell me off concept.
439
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:13,555
Sure. We had
some ups and downs,
440
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:15,469
But it was
a great ride,
441
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,384
Like a roller coaster,
just without the nausea.
442
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:23,813
Although I did feel
a little queasy watching doreen dance.
443
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:26,474
Ehh.
Ehh.
444
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,092
So. You don't
blame me?
445
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:34,146
Oh, I blame you,
but I admire your chutzpa.
446
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,211
Barbara taught me
that word.
447
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:39,592
So you don't think
I'm a total loser?
448
00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:41,215
Total? No.
449
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,226
In fact, one day,
I think you'll hit a winner
450
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:45,673
And stay with it
all the way to the top.
451
00:20:45,755 --> 00:20:47,423
You know, I'm
glad that you mentioned that
452
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,935
Because I heard
about this great new franchise, right,
453
00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:53,020
And I was thinking
that we might dip into our savings.
454
00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:55,807
You don't have
any savings!
455
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:59,727
Well, I was thinking
that we might dip into your savings.
456
00:20:59,818 --> 00:21:04,054
You are not
touching piggy.
457
00:21:04,148 --> 00:21:06,716
It's a can't-miss
opportunity.
458
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,133
All right.
What is it?
459
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:11,010
Glow-in-the-dark pizza.
460
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,329
What makes it glow?
461
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:14,171
Don't ask.
462
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,578
Maddie, maddie!
463
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,886
Maddie?
464
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,130
Where are you?
465
00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:25,640
I have more simply london
cosmetics products for you!
466
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:34,460
Really? And what makes
you think I want to use them?
467
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:36,656
Did my products
do that to you?
468
00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:40,106
No, no. I decided
to go to clown college.
469
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:42,362
Well, then you
look perfect.
470
00:21:42,442 --> 00:21:44,343
Of course
your products did this!
471
00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:46,990
Oh, my.
472
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:49,509
Oh. What's
that smell?
473
00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:52,125
Most people are guessing
dead ferret.
474
00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:56,320
Apparently, your perfume
changes the longer you wear it.
475
00:21:56,405 --> 00:21:57,839
That's not good.
476
00:21:57,915 --> 00:21:59,815
You think?
477
00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:01,062
Did you test
the stuff?
478
00:22:01,138 --> 00:22:05,241
Yes. On you.
479
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,399
I should take
a picture of this
480
00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:07,607
For the boys
in daddy's lab.
481
00:22:07,681 --> 00:22:08,848
They'll probably
want to know about it.
482
00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:09,857
No, no. Please don't.
483
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,365
Ow! I can't see!
484
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,174
You're lucky.
You're not looking so good.
485
00:22:13,253 --> 00:22:14,487
Ohh!
486
00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:15,996
Aah!
487
00:22:20,637 --> 00:22:23,939
Security! Clown down
in the lobby.
488
00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:28,539
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