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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,555 --> 00:00:06,755 Did you bring in the newspaper? 2 00:00:06,812 --> 00:00:08,852 What do you need the newspaper for? 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,950 Remember our current events homework? 4 00:00:11,018 --> 00:00:13,788 The teacher was serious about that? 5 00:00:13,844 --> 00:00:17,484 Yes, and we find current events in the newspaper, 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,550 Ergo we need the newspaper. 7 00:00:19,618 --> 00:00:21,348 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 8 00:00:21,416 --> 00:00:24,946 Did you just say "Ergo"? 9 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:27,052 Yes, it's my word of the day, 10 00:00:27,109 --> 00:00:29,279 And I got to use it before breakfast! 11 00:00:31,185 --> 00:00:32,845 My word of the day is pathetic. 12 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:34,583 Guess when I'm going to use it? 13 00:00:34,651 --> 00:00:36,281 When you get your essay back, 14 00:00:36,349 --> 00:00:38,079 And see your grade? 15 00:00:38,147 --> 00:00:39,747 No. Now. 16 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,743 Hey, Zack, let me in! 17 00:00:42,811 --> 00:00:46,451 Ergo pathetic. 18 00:00:47,616 --> 00:00:49,746 Here I am in your life 19 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:51,603 Here you are in mine 20 00:00:52,141 --> 00:00:54,181 Yes, we have a suite life 21 00:00:54,598 --> 00:00:56,648 Most of the time 22 00:00:56,975 --> 00:00:58,735 You and me, we got the world to see 23 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,543 So come on down 24 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,360 Just me and you know what to do 25 00:01:03,578 --> 00:01:05,398 So come on down 26 00:01:06,175 --> 00:01:08,025 It's you and me and me and you 27 00:01:08,272 --> 00:01:10,542 We got the whole place to ourselves 28 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,689 You and me, we got it all for free 29 00:01:12,997 --> 00:01:14,797 So come on down 30 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:18,023 This is the suite life 31 00:01:20,688 --> 00:01:22,798 We've got a suite life 32 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,584 The Suite Life of Zack&Cody S02E14 Bowling 33 00:01:29,108 --> 00:01:32,178 You locked him in the hallway with no clothes! 34 00:01:32,245 --> 00:01:34,215 But 2 weeks of no tv 35 00:01:34,283 --> 00:01:36,243 Is a cruel and unusual punishment. 36 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,470 Don't push it, and if you do it again, 37 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:39,638 I'll ground you so long 38 00:01:39,646 --> 00:01:41,816 they'll write country music songs about it. 39 00:01:42,983 --> 00:01:43,493 I can't believe Ilsa and 40 00:01:43,493 --> 00:01:45,642 the St. Mark hotel beat us again. 41 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:48,009 Ok, so we didn't play our best. 42 00:01:48,077 --> 00:01:49,247 Oh, sadly we did, 43 00:01:49,315 --> 00:01:51,245 And we stunk like a donkey in August. 44 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:56,652 How does a donkey smell in say October? 45 00:01:56,707 --> 00:01:59,947 Better. Not good but better. 46 00:02:00,013 --> 00:02:02,713 You know, it's hard being a cheerleader 47 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:03,740 For a team that stinks, 48 00:02:03,809 --> 00:02:05,679 But I managed to have fun. 49 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:07,577 You started cheering for the other team 50 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:09,114 At 2 minutes into the game. 51 00:02:09,173 --> 00:02:12,713 Well, that's because I can't stand losers. 52 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:15,809 Yeah, you're lucky I'm even talking to you guys. 53 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,375 Yeah, I feel lucky. 54 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:20,273 Hello, losers. 55 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,880 I came over to show you ze highlights of your game, 56 00:02:23,946 --> 00:02:25,576 But you don't have any, 57 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:28,814 Because you played like a bunch of girlie-girls. 58 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,010 Well, just because you beat us at flag football 59 00:02:31,078 --> 00:02:32,608 Does not make you the better hotel. 60 00:02:32,676 --> 00:02:33,715 Oh, face it. 61 00:02:33,715 --> 00:02:35,905 Ve could rip your fleagels at any sport. 62 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,572 How about bowling? 63 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,376 That was odd. 64 00:02:53,302 --> 00:02:54,702 Well, it was Arwin. 65 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:59,069 So, Moseby, do you have a bowling team? 66 00:02:59,136 --> 00:03:01,466 Give me just one second. 67 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:03,803 Staff, huddle up! 68 00:03:06,038 --> 00:03:07,838 Ok, who's good at bowling? 69 00:03:07,906 --> 00:03:10,536 I am. My average is 225. 70 00:03:10,603 --> 00:03:13,233 Good! Is that good? 71 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:16,298 It's fantastic. 72 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:17,596 When we were on the road, 73 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:18,964 I was always looking for something to do with the boys, 74 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,063 And every town has a bowling alley. 75 00:03:20,132 --> 00:03:21,202 Are we going to bowl, 76 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,600 Or are we just going to do the chatty-chat. 77 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:24,798 We're bowling! 78 00:03:33,826 --> 00:03:34,796 Esteban? 79 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,365 You're facing the wrong way. 80 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,193 Oh, this the way we do it in my country. 81 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,261 Well, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 82 00:03:40,329 --> 00:03:42,029 Why don't you... 83 00:03:45,633 --> 00:03:46,853 Welcome to the team. 84 00:03:51,326 --> 00:03:52,366 Cody, have you seen Arwin? 85 00:03:52,635 --> 00:03:54,565 I asked him if he wanted to come bowling. 86 00:03:54,632 --> 00:03:55,572 What did he say? 87 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:01,506 Zack, you're up. 88 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:14,132 Zack, you really are good. 89 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,370 Tip of the iceberg, baby. 90 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,236 Carey? 91 00:04:21,062 --> 00:04:23,032 I think we have a pretty decent team 92 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,670 Except for one glaring weakness. 93 00:04:29,463 --> 00:04:31,663 Oh, I got a split! 94 00:04:33,748 --> 00:04:35,318 And I've decided to name you captain. 95 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,376 Really? 96 00:04:36,445 --> 00:04:37,715 Well, you are the mother of our star bowler, 97 00:04:37,783 --> 00:04:38,943 And you're pretty good yourself. 98 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,882 And you want me to tell London she's off the team. 99 00:04:40,949 --> 00:04:43,179 And you're quick as a whip. 100 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,147 Good luck with that. 101 00:04:47,072 --> 00:04:49,542 So, London, we've got our team set. 102 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:52,070 Oh, goody. Tell me about me. 103 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:55,707 Shh. This is a team secret. 104 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:02,778 You get to be our alternate. 105 00:05:02,834 --> 00:05:03,774 Is that good? 106 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:04,703 Good? 107 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,202 It's great! 108 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:09,940 It means that if somebody else can't bowl, 109 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,466 You get to be our secret weapon. 110 00:05:14,102 --> 00:05:16,102 Well, can I still wear my cheerleading outfit? 111 00:05:16,169 --> 00:05:17,099 You can wear whatever you want. 112 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:18,098 Yay, me! 113 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:19,337 Shh! Shh! 114 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:21,705 Yay, me. 115 00:05:40,531 --> 00:05:42,401 Won't you throw the ball? 116 00:05:45,296 --> 00:05:48,496 Oh, is the little dutch boys the best you can do? 117 00:05:48,562 --> 00:05:50,532 Well, what are you doing here? Spying on us? 118 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,600 I don't need to spy on you because you stink. 119 00:05:55,794 --> 00:05:56,734 Ve bowl now? 120 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:57,963 Not yet, my pet. 121 00:05:58,031 --> 00:06:00,901 In my country, we have volcanoes smaller than her. 122 00:06:03,895 --> 00:06:06,365 This is Gretel, our star bowler 123 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:07,762 And knockwurst counter girl. 124 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:10,030 The St. Mark doesn't have a knockwurst counter. 125 00:06:10,098 --> 00:06:11,328 Ve do now! 126 00:06:11,396 --> 00:06:13,196 Down, Gretel, down. 127 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,194 Good. Schnitzel? 128 00:06:16,261 --> 00:06:17,231 Use your vords. 129 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,999 Good. 130 00:06:19,057 --> 00:06:21,797 Ooh! Good, my darling. 131 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,764 Oh, yeah? 132 00:06:23,822 --> 00:06:26,162 Schnitzel this. 133 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:36,160 Well, who schtinks now? 134 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:38,858 Oh, who cares? Ve crush you anyvay. 135 00:06:38,925 --> 00:06:40,095 Come, Gretel. 136 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:46,390 I love a man in uniform. 137 00:06:55,855 --> 00:06:57,485 I hate those rented shoes. 138 00:06:57,553 --> 00:06:59,153 2 hours in the shower, 139 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:02,092 And I can still feel the fungus between my toes. 140 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:03,958 Speaking of fungus, 141 00:07:04,016 --> 00:07:05,086 Hand me that soda. 142 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:06,855 What does that have to do with fungus? 143 00:07:06,923 --> 00:07:10,393 Nothing. I just want my danged soda. 144 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:13,089 Well, why can't you get your danged soda yourself? 145 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:16,486 Mr. Moseby wants me to ice my bowling arm. 146 00:07:16,552 --> 00:07:20,092 Boy, you are milking this star player thing. 147 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,588 Speaking of milking things, 148 00:07:23,654 --> 00:07:26,354 I need you to do my current events homework. 149 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:30,000 Mr. Moseby wants me to rest my golden arm. 150 00:07:30,196 --> 00:07:31,666 Well, you better get the newspaper first, 151 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,924 Because you're doing your own stinkin' homework. 152 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,492 Fine, fine, fine. 153 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,830 But if I pull a finger muscle, 154 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:38,628 It's on your head. 155 00:07:38,696 --> 00:07:40,536 Well, it's better than where it usually is, 156 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:43,144 Up your nose digging for gold. 157 00:07:43,211 --> 00:07:46,151 That's funny. 158 00:07:47,516 --> 00:07:48,976 Hey, check it out! 159 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:51,185 There's some loser in the hall in a towel. 160 00:07:51,242 --> 00:07:52,912 No way! Who is it? 161 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:53,910 You! 162 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,177 Hey, let me in! 163 00:07:57,245 --> 00:07:58,775 Zack! 164 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,710 Can't believe you fell for it again. 165 00:08:03,778 --> 00:08:05,648 He did it differently this time. 166 00:08:05,706 --> 00:08:08,446 Well, he's never gonna do it again! 167 00:08:08,512 --> 00:08:09,442 Right! 168 00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:11,011 What is it with you? 169 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:12,009 I tell you not to do something, 170 00:08:12,078 --> 00:08:13,238 You promise not to do it, 171 00:08:13,307 --> 00:08:14,647 And then you go right ahead, and you do it anyway. 172 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:17,845 Life. It's all a learning experience. 173 00:08:17,912 --> 00:08:19,572 And you've learned nothing. 174 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,540 I'd go with no allowance. 175 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:26,006 That and I'm grounding you for the month. 176 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,112 What? 177 00:08:27,171 --> 00:08:29,941 Starting now. You are not to leave this hotel, 178 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:31,038 Except for school. 179 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:33,307 But what about the bowling tournament tomorrow? 180 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:35,704 You'll let me out of grounding for that, won't you? 181 00:08:35,771 --> 00:08:38,641 Grounding doesn't have exceptions except for school. 182 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,278 But the team needs me! 183 00:08:40,336 --> 00:08:41,725 Well, you should have thought of that 184 00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:42,604 before you disobeyed me. 185 00:08:42,673 --> 00:08:44,603 But, mom... 186 00:08:44,671 --> 00:08:46,671 You're the captain of the team. 187 00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:48,769 How can you fire your star player? 188 00:08:48,836 --> 00:08:50,106 Because I'm your mom first. 189 00:08:50,175 --> 00:08:51,635 You're off the team. That's final. 190 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:03,912 Everyone, I made up a cheer for our team. 191 00:09:03,969 --> 00:09:04,909 Ready? 192 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,938 2-4-6-8! Who do we appreciate? 193 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:09,844 London! London! 194 00:09:09,902 --> 00:09:11,872 Yay, me! 195 00:09:13,838 --> 00:09:16,208 Very inspirational, London. 196 00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:21,873 Ha, ha! Here comes our star bowler now. 197 00:09:21,939 --> 00:09:23,669 - The Zackinator! - Zackmeister. 198 00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:24,676 Zack attack. 199 00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:26,005 Zack-a... 200 00:09:26,074 --> 00:09:29,044 Person who's real good. 201 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,540 Now we're finally gonna beat the St. Mark. 202 00:09:31,608 --> 00:09:34,268 I'm gonna look Ilsa right in the mole and say, 203 00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:36,134 "Loser, loser, loser..." 204 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,972 Lo... why aren't you wearing your bowling shirt? 205 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,399 Because he's not bowling. 206 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:42,007 He's been grounded, 207 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:45,236 And when the team loses, it'll be all your fault. 208 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:48,272 Carey, Carey, Carey, Carey, Carey. 209 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,508 I beg you to punish Zack on a daily basis and nothing! 210 00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:53,565 And now, the one time that I need him, 211 00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:54,732 You decide to get tough? 212 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:57,631 Oh, you hate me, don't you? 213 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,468 Reporting for jailer duty. 214 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:00,596 Don't worry, Carey. 215 00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:03,304 I'll make sure Zack doesn't have any fun. 216 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,271 Although, we may play laser tag or something... 217 00:10:05,329 --> 00:10:07,669 Ok, no fun! 218 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:08,666 Thank you, Arwin. 219 00:10:08,735 --> 00:10:09,835 Anything for you, Carey. 220 00:10:09,894 --> 00:10:11,864 Mom, please! 221 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,231 Punish me tomorrow. 222 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,330 - Good idea. - I like that. 223 00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:15,329 Tomorrow works for us. 224 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,197 His punishment starts today. 225 00:10:17,265 --> 00:10:19,235 I'm sorry, guys, but Zack has to learn 226 00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:20,493 That there are rules and when you break them, 227 00:10:20,562 --> 00:10:21,832 There are consequences. 228 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,760 Well, who's going to take my place? 229 00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:25,898 Well, London is our alternate. 230 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:26,875 Ohh, me? 231 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,774 You mean I'm doing the round thingy at the white thingy? 232 00:10:29,082 --> 00:10:30,482 Oh, yay, me! 233 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,950 We're doomed. 234 00:10:35,315 --> 00:10:36,845 I know we have suffered a great blow 235 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:39,553 With the loss of our most valuable player. 236 00:10:42,716 --> 00:10:45,245 But I believe, if we all pull together, we could... 237 00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:46,213 Left! 238 00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:48,602 Left! Left my husband with 28 kids. 239 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,740 Right! Right! 240 00:10:49,808 --> 00:10:52,178 Right in the middle of the living room floor. 241 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:56,105 Left, left! Team halt! 242 00:10:56,940 --> 00:11:00,040 - I'm scared. - Hold me! 243 00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:04,974 So, Moseby, you really think you can beat us 244 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,301 With your pathetic team 245 00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:08,039 Of children and girly-girls? 246 00:11:08,107 --> 00:11:10,137 Well, we've got something that you haven't got. 247 00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:12,235 Team spirit! 248 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,873 We've got spirit! Yes, we do! 249 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,201 We've got spirit! How 'bout... 250 00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:16,339 You? 251 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:18,338 Ve've got spirit! Yah, we do! 252 00:11:18,406 --> 00:11:20,706 Shut your mouth, or I'll crush you! 253 00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:24,341 Back off, bertha. 254 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:27,739 Oh, ze spiky hair has the backbone. 255 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,064 I hate ze backbone! 256 00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:34,499 London, drop your pom-poms. 257 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,267 - You're up first. - Ok. 258 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,666 Oh! I did it! I did it! 259 00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,063 I bowled a strike! 260 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:51,172 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Too bad it was in our lane! 261 00:11:51,228 --> 00:11:53,268 Ha, ha! Gretel, bowl. 262 00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:06,164 The ball never touched the ground. 263 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,294 Philip's head. 264 00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:15,292 Regular head. 265 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:17,501 Flat head. 266 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:19,558 Bored out of my head. 267 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:22,366 Sorry. Your mom said no fun. 268 00:12:22,422 --> 00:12:24,292 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 269 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,760 I finished my homework. 270 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,659 Oh, why don't you go over what you did, 271 00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:29,496 And, you know, review it. 272 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,554 Ah, come on. 273 00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:32,793 It's bad enough I had to do it once. 274 00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:37,327 Hey! 275 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:39,195 A bowling trophy. 276 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,821 Arwin, you bowl? 277 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,028 No, no, no. 278 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:46,927 I found that in the trash. Makes a great paperweight. 279 00:12:46,994 --> 00:12:48,794 But... but it says, 280 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,851 "First place, Arwin Hock Hauser." 281 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,480 That's... my sister. 282 00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:56,247 It's her trophy. She won it, ahem. 283 00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:58,584 She has the same first name as you? 284 00:12:58,641 --> 00:12:59,771 We were a poor family. 285 00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:04,739 - We could only afford one. - But it... 286 00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:05,944 Ok, I confess! 287 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,793 Oh, stop badgering me. I can't take it anymore. 288 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,719 It's me! It's me! It's me! 289 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:15,223 You bowl? 290 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,732 Yeah. 291 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:18,939 I traveled the circuit, hung with the champions. 292 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:23,206 They said I could have been a hall-of-famer but... 293 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,433 But what? 294 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:26,502 But then there came... 295 00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:31,835 That night. 296 00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:35,731 This was the national finals, 297 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,799 And first place meant money, 298 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:41,136 Product endorsements, and chicks... 299 00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:44,102 Chicks who dig professional bowlers. 300 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:48,835 Those were the days. 301 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,534 Anyway, mother had never seen me bowl before, 302 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,031 But her arm-wrestling match got postponed. 303 00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:55,798 So, she came to support me in the finals, 304 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:58,796 As only a mother can. 305 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:01,532 Arwin! Come on! Do it! 306 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,499 Try and make something out of yourself! 307 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:06,337 Don't be a loser like your father! 308 00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:10,933 Mom was giving me a pep talk from the sidelines. 309 00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:11,888 You better win! 310 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,897 I was under a lot of pressure. 311 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:16,105 What happened? 312 00:14:16,163 --> 00:14:17,633 My hand was sweating so much 313 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,101 That I lost it on the back swing. 314 00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,199 Aah! 315 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,360 I lost the match. 316 00:14:28,429 --> 00:14:30,729 I lost the championship, and mother... 317 00:14:30,796 --> 00:14:32,496 She lost a foot. 318 00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:33,694 Oh, my gosh. 319 00:14:33,762 --> 00:14:35,532 Does she walk with a limp? 320 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,860 Oh, no, no, no. The ball actually landed on her head. 321 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,828 She lost a foot. 322 00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:41,525 She was 6 feet, now she's 5 feet. 323 00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:43,464 That math I can do. 324 00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:46,031 Well, after the accident I... 325 00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:48,868 Hung up my bowling ball and shoes and... 326 00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:50,525 I haven't bowled since. 327 00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:53,463 Arwin, if you're a good bowler, 328 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,130 You could take my place in the match 329 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,528 Against the St. Mark hotel. 330 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,596 Our team needs you! 331 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,695 No, no, no. I can't. 332 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,724 - Sure you can. - No, no, no. I can't. 333 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,562 I swore I would never pick up a bowling ball again. 334 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:06,760 Arwin, facing your fears helps you grow as a person. 335 00:15:06,825 --> 00:15:09,425 Zack... 336 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,062 I don't know if you've noticed, 337 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,460 But, uh, I'm a grown man 338 00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,758 Without a girlfriend living in a basement. 339 00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:19,364 Facing my fears isn't exactly my forte. 340 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:21,689 Please? 341 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:25,088 I really messed up and let the team down. 342 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:26,894 If we lose to the St. Mark, 343 00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,652 Everyone is going to hate me. 344 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,990 Bummer! 345 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,724 I'm pretty sure if we won, 346 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,523 Mom would give you a kiss. 347 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,119 Let's bowl. 348 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:01,555 You vill fall! 349 00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,448 Oh, we're getting destroyed. 350 00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:08,715 It's that Gretel. 351 00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,814 There's gotta be some way to throw her off her game, 352 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:11,812 To distract her. 353 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,350 Don't worry. 354 00:16:13,419 --> 00:16:16,019 For the good of the team... 355 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:17,616 I will get her mind off bowling. 356 00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:19,984 Esteban, no. You don't have to do this. 357 00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:21,351 Ok, thanks. 358 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,150 Oh, yes, he does. 359 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,293 Well done, my son. 360 00:16:45,262 --> 00:16:48,292 Hola, muchacha. 361 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:51,059 That bowling shirt really brings out the highlights in your... 362 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,866 Mustache. 363 00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:07,259 Whoo, yeah! 364 00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:10,396 That didn't work. 365 00:17:10,454 --> 00:17:12,024 Oh, no! 366 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:15,292 Oh, now she's taking me to her cave! 367 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,757 So, Moseby, 368 00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:20,455 It vould take a miracle for you to vin now. 369 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:21,592 Care to give up? 370 00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:23,151 Well, looks like you are... 371 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,059 Going down! 372 00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,587 Oh, ho, ho! I knew you'd show up. 373 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,754 I knew you wouldn't let some stupid punishment 374 00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:31,721 Keep you from the tournament. 375 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:32,789 Ahem! 376 00:17:32,858 --> 00:17:34,218 Do I have to ground you, too? 377 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,886 I'm not going to lift Zack's punishment, 378 00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,283 Whether we're losing or not. 379 00:17:38,352 --> 00:17:39,622 That's good parenting. 380 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,350 Oh, thanks. 381 00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:43,218 I'm not here to bowl. 382 00:17:43,286 --> 00:17:44,216 Arwin is. 383 00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:46,155 Arwin? You bowl? 384 00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:49,183 I'm, uh, sort of a champion. 385 00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:52,689 Why didn't you tell us? 386 00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:55,984 Are we bowling or vhat? 387 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:56,981 Ve have a last minute... 388 00:17:57,050 --> 00:18:00,290 We have a last-minute substitution. 389 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,687 Zis is not a deli. 390 00:18:01,745 --> 00:18:03,485 There are no substitutions. 391 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:05,753 Except in the case of injury. 392 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:11,217 Ok. 393 00:18:11,284 --> 00:18:13,984 For the good of the team. 394 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:20,917 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess my aim isn't very good. 395 00:18:21,982 --> 00:18:23,582 I kiss it make it better? 396 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,650 I'm ok. 397 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,309 No, no, no. 398 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:29,277 No! Uhh! 399 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,913 So that means... 400 00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,782 Arwin's in. 401 00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:39,513 Hello, baby, 402 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:42,312 Long time no see. 403 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,947 All right, just imagine you're a kid again, 404 00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,213 Doing the one thing you love to do most. 405 00:18:49,281 --> 00:18:51,581 Playing with my ant farm. 406 00:18:51,638 --> 00:18:54,708 No, the other one thing. 407 00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:55,804 Bowling. 408 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,113 Right, bowling. 409 00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:00,112 I do love to bowl. 410 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,337 What? 411 00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:49,036 Look, ze deadly 7-10 split. 412 00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:51,202 You can get ze 7 or you can get ze 10, 413 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,200 But you can not get zem both! 414 00:19:55,935 --> 00:19:57,235 There's no pressure, Arwin. 415 00:19:57,303 --> 00:19:58,903 Just the fact that you bowled makes you a winner. 416 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,231 But if you miss this, we're all big, fat losers... 417 00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:03,228 You, young lady, go stand back there. 418 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,096 What are you doing? 419 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:35,693 It's just for dramatic effect. 420 00:20:35,759 --> 00:20:37,859 If you go slower, the tension builds... 421 00:20:37,927 --> 00:20:39,997 I'm gonna go again. 422 00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:06,288 Well, who's the biggest loser now, huh? 423 00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,424 You may have von this round, Moseby, 424 00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:10,762 But I'll get you next time, my pretty. 425 00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:12,819 And your little staff, too. 426 00:21:20,118 --> 00:21:22,088 Hey, smile. We won. 427 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:26,056 I know. I'm happy for you guys. 428 00:21:26,122 --> 00:21:27,922 It's just... 429 00:21:30,387 --> 00:21:33,187 You wish it was you they were carrying off instead of Arwin? 430 00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:35,453 Well, I am easier to lift. 431 00:21:35,521 --> 00:21:38,021 Honey, I'm sorry you're disappointed, 432 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,418 But you remember this feeling 433 00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:40,235 The next time you want to do something 434 00:21:40,236 --> 00:21:41,486 mean to your brother. 435 00:21:41,554 --> 00:21:44,584 Then next time, they'll be lifting you up. 436 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,790 Arwin! Arwin! 437 00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:53,254 Hopefully, I'll have some stronger teammates. 438 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:57,247 There's our champion. 439 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,616 Is mother ok? 440 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:04,216 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29496

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