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Great news!
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The revolution has
begun in my country,
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And the people want
to put my grandmama
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back on the throne?!
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Close.
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I'm having my sweet 16 party
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at the Pimiento Garden restaurant.
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So don't make any plans
for next Saturday.
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Great news!
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The revolution has
begun in my country,
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And the people want
to put my grandmama
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back on the throne?
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Would you give it up?
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Oh, not until my grandmama's
once again wearing her crown.
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You're all invited to the biggest,
most extravagant
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Sweet 16 in the
history of sweet 16s.
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I'll go to yours if
you come to mine.
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And I'll go to yours
if you come to mine.
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Party! Party!
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Mine's next Saturday.
When's yours?
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Next Saturday.
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Huh?
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You can't have your party that day.
It's my birthday.
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So move it.
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Yay!
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Would you stop already?
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I can't move my party.
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My grandma Marilyn is
flying in from Oregon.
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Well, I can't move my party.
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Sheryl Crow's flying in from...
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An airport.
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Look, I spent months having
people organize this.
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Do you know how hard it is
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To get 15 elephants in Boston?
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Ho ho, London, where exactly
is this party going to happen?
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Here at the Tipton.
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Of course.
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Where all the best elephants stay.
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At least they carry
their own trunks.
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London, this isn't fair.
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Your birthday was 6 months ago.
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So? I can have my
party whenever I want.
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I seem to remember on
your actual birthday,
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You took a cruise around
the Mediterranean.
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What do you call that?
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Tuesday.
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Here I am in your life
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Here you are in mine
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Yes, we have a suite life
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Most of the time
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You and me,
we got the world to see
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So come on down
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Just me and you know what to do
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So come on down
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It's you and me and me and you
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We got the whole
place to ourselves
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You and me, we got it all for free
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So come on down
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This is the suite life
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We've got a suite life
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The Suite Life of Zack&Cody
S02E10 Not So Sweet 16
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Esteban, I need to
talk to you man to man.
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Oh, don't tell me you want to talk
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About the birdies and the beesies.
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Don't worry, big guy.
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I already had that
talk with my dad.
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Oh...
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Listen, I want to get Maddie the
perfect gift for her birthday.
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What do you think she wants?
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Well, I know she
wants Miss. London
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to change the date of her party.
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I meant something that I can wrap.
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Well, what man really
knows the perfect gift?
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Here it is! Maddie's perfect gift!
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I guess it would be that man.
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What did you get her?
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A tea set,
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Including a china cup with
her name painted on it,
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Her favorite tea
imported from India,
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And a box of cinnamon sticks.
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Well, how did you know
she wanted all that?
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Because last week, she said to us,
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"For my birthday,
I'd really like a china cup
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"With my name painted on it.
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My favorite tea
imported from India,
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And a box of cinnamon sticks."
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Well, what was I doing
when she said that?
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Staring at her,
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Thinking about that
talk we had with dad.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, man!
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I have to get Maddie the
greatest gift in the world
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For her sweet 16.
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Let me have that one.
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No way.
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I'll buy it off of you.
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Name your price.
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$10,000.
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Name a lower price.
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Zack, I'm not going to give you
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My gift for Maddie.
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Fine.
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Then I guess I won't find
Maddie the perfect gift,
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And she'll never love me,
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And we'll never get married,
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Forcing me to live
on your couch...
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Eating your food,
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Not doing my laundry,
year after year...
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Ok, stop it already!
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How about I help you
buy her a great gift?
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Cool.
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Hey, guys. Get ready to party.
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Like the invitations?
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The theme is "Italian Riviera."
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I drew the gondolas myself.
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Your gondolas look like bananas.
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Hear me, hear me!
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I'd like to invite you
all to my sweet 16 party
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This Saturday!
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Gee, London,
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Maddie already invited us to hers.
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Why are there people
standing in bananas?
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They're gondolas.
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Cute.
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These 2, please.
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This is your invitation?
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You are cordially invited
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To celebrate the magnificence
that is known worldwide
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As the carnival London!
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Now there's an invitation.
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Zack, Cody, of course,
you'll be coming.
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I mean, why wouldn't you?
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Because they're going to my party.
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London, will you really
have a ferris wheel?
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Yep.
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Zack and Cody are not
gonna be taken in
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By your fancy invitations,
your ferris wheel,
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Or your elephant rides.
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Right?
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Right!
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I'm also giving out gift
bags with flat screen TVs.
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That I'll be taken in by.
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Well, I won't.
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Get me an extra gift bag.
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Ok, you can't go
wrong buying jewelry.
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Now, when buying diamonds,
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Follow the rule of the 4 cs--
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Cut, clarity, carat, and color.
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Don't forget about the fifth "C."
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Crime, which is the only way
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I'll be able to get any of this.
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Well, I'm sure there's
something here in your budget.
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Yeah. That light bulb...
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Maybe.
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My good lady, can you help us?
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The potty's on the main floor.
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Madam, we went
before we left home.
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Oh! Goody for you.
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How much for that little bauble?
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$3,000.
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I can't afford that!
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There's a shock.
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Well, what's the
cheapest thing here?
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Apparently, you.
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So how's it feel to be almost 16?
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Almost terrific.
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I may not have rides
and caviar like London,
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But I've got a great place,
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a great band, and a great dress.
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Sounds...great.
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Hey, Maddie. I mean, fatty.
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Liam, be polite and say
hello to Ms. Martin.
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Carey, this is my little
booger of a brother, Liam.
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Nice to meet you, Liam.
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Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
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Look, I got some bad news for you.
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I need braces.
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How is that bad news for me?
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'cause mom and dad
are payin' for 'em
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with your party money.
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So instead of Pimiento Garden,
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It's gonna be at the goose lodge!
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Honk, honk, honk!
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I can see why you call him booger.
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Ok, jewelry isn't the only
thing Maddie would like.
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What about clothes?
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You know, none of the sales people
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Are gonna take us seriously here.
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Sure, they will.
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We just have to act like
we know what we're doing
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Like mature adults--
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Suave, sophisticated.
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Aah! Naked lady!
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Aah! Another naked lady!
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Uh...my brother is just
practicing the Heimlich maneuver.
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You can never be too safe.
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If I sell you a necklace cheap,
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Will you leave and promise
to never come back?
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How cheap?
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The cheapest thing
we have is $100.
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Well, I've got 12
bucks and a bus token,
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Although I need the
bus token to get home.
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On second thought,
keep your money,
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And I'll just kick
you out for free!
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We were just gettin'
to know each other!
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Oh, Mr. Moseby,
I'm rehearsing my entrance.
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How's this?
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Your entrance was wonderful,
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But you need to
work on the landing.
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Ok, this is why we rehearse.
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Now either I need a
higher chandelier,
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Or shorter throne-bearers.
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London, you'll be happy to know
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That everything is in
place for your party.
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Did you make sure mommy and
daddy are in separate rooms?
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Separate wings.
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So, did you change your mind
about coming to my party?
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No. I thought it might be nice
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If I went to my own party.
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Well, you're gonna miss
Sheryl Crow singing.
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Well, you're gonna miss
my uncle Seamus singing,
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And when he does auld lang syne,
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There's not a dry
eye in the house.
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We're here!
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Oh, the new decorations
look fabulous.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
miss it for anything.
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But I thought you guys
were coming to my party.
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Um, Maddie, we will be there...
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Later.
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We promise.
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Uh, yeah. That's why
we got here early.
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Oh, go peddle your
fish somewhere else.
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Maddie! You can't blame them
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for wanting to come to my party.
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They're my friends, too.
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I hope you realize they're
here for all the stuff,
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Not because they like you.
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Is that true?
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You know I'd do anything
for you, London.
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Mm, I'm pretty much
just here for the stuff.
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And I'm ok with that.
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Ooh, stuff! Come on!
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Fine! You guys have a great time.
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Because all of my real
friends will be at my party.
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Well, all of my real friends
will be at my party.
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Well, then... I guess
we're not friends.
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Hey, I was too invited!
Put me down! Hey!
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More party crashers?
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Yes, there are so many crashers,
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They're actually having
their own party outside.
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Fine by me.
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I only want my dearest
and closest friends here.
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London!
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Oh, darling! Oh,
so good to see you again!
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We must catch up later.
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Who was that?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, boy, those elephants can eat.
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By the way, we need new
trees for the west driveway.
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What?
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And a new west driveway
for the west driveway.
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London, when you asked me to
sing at your birthday party,
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I thought you meant in the main room,
not in the bathroom.
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I want my guests to be
entertained every second.
265
00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:22,458
Well, now my career is
literally in the toilet.
266
00:11:29,008 --> 00:11:29,978
Excuse me, gentlemen?
267
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:31,728
This is a private party.
268
00:11:31,938 --> 00:11:33,848
Relax, Moseby! It's me!
269
00:11:34,118 --> 00:11:35,078
Daddy!
270
00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:38,728
Ok.
271
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,908
Mr. Tipton, it's a
pleasure to see you again.
272
00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:44,558
Well, see your
security team again.
273
00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:46,928
Daddy, I'm so glad you made it.
274
00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:49,538
I wouldn't miss it for
the world, princess.
275
00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:50,848
And I brought your gift.
276
00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:52,078
Open up, men.
277
00:11:55,628 --> 00:11:56,198
Yay, me!
278
00:11:57,278 --> 00:11:58,748
I mean, yay, daddy!
279
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,298
Mr. Tipton, I should inform you
280
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,218
That your ex-wife
has already arrived.
281
00:12:03,638 --> 00:12:04,778
Men, form the turtle!
282
00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:14,758
No, sir, you're in the east wing.
283
00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:31,638
Grandma, do you think my
friends are gonna show up?
284
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,008
Oh, of course, sweetie.
285
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:36,078
And until they do,
everyone's having a great time,
286
00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:37,348
Even your parents.
287
00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:39,978
I will not let my baby
have crooked teeth!
288
00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:42,258
I had crooked teeth,
and it never held me back!
289
00:12:42,818 --> 00:12:45,068
You haven't had a job in 5 years!
290
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,548
That's because I can't stand
291
00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:47,858
To be away from you!
292
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,528
You're right, grandma.
Everyone's having a ball.
293
00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:55,868
Zack!
294
00:12:56,368 --> 00:12:56,988
You're here!
295
00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:58,178
Yep, that's right.
296
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,908
And I've brought you the
world's most perfect gift,
297
00:13:01,418 --> 00:13:03,818
Selected by Zack
specially for you.
298
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,268
Oh, that's sweet!
299
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,678
Did anyone else come with you?
300
00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:11,328
No.
301
00:13:11,818 --> 00:13:13,258
But I'm ready to party!
302
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:17,278
Who died?
303
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,708
No one, but grandpa Fitz
could go any second.
304
00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,158
Well, this is kinda nice.
305
00:13:27,008 --> 00:13:28,948
Oh, yeah. It's a dream come true.
306
00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:31,108
This is so unfair.
307
00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,648
I have to have my party
at the goose lodge
308
00:13:33,908 --> 00:13:35,408
Because my brother needs braces!
309
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:36,928
Thanks a lot, you thumb-sucker!
310
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,578
You have no friends.
311
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,678
Except this creepy dweeb.
312
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,558
Come over here, booger!
313
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,138
I'll straighten your teeth!
314
00:13:48,938 --> 00:13:49,538
Hey, did you hear that?
315
00:13:49,848 --> 00:13:51,278
I bet it's the kids from school!
316
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,578
I'm...guessin' they got held back?
317
00:13:58,628 --> 00:13:59,368
Can I help you?
318
00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:03,288
Well, we're here for
our bingo night!
319
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,158
Oh, there's gotta be a mistake.
320
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,968
I booked this place
for my sweet 16 party.
321
00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,298
Well, every Saturday night
322
00:14:11,488 --> 00:14:15,418
Is the swingin'
single seniors bingo.
323
00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:18,538
Try saying that 5 times without
324
00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:20,178
having your teeth fall out.
325
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:27,728
Yes, daddy, I'll be right there.
326
00:14:28,678 --> 00:14:29,748
London, what are you doing here?
327
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:30,988
They've already started
cutting your cake!
328
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:32,288
Who blew out the candles?
329
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:33,588
I don't know.
330
00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:36,058
But whoever it was,
I got a picture with him.
331
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,898
London, your parents are
wondering where you are!
332
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:42,848
I've received constant phone
calls and text messages
333
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:45,338
And the odd cantaloupe
heaved at my head.
334
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,348
You mother has quite the arm.
335
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,848
I just can't keep up!
336
00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:50,388
My mom wants me to be with her,
337
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:51,388
But my dad wants
me to be with him,
338
00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:52,298
But my mom and my dad don't
339
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:53,138
want to be with each other!
340
00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:54,618
Moseby, what should I do?
341
00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:55,708
Breathe in.
342
00:14:57,988 --> 00:14:58,738
Now breathe out!
343
00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:02,288
I made a schedule for you, ok?
344
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,698
Now, each hour, you will spend
345
00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:04,588
29 minutes with your mother
346
00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:05,968
And 29 minutes with your father.
347
00:15:06,748 --> 00:15:07,858
What do I do with
the other 2 minutes?
348
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:08,978
Have fun!
349
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:11,788
Thanks, Moseby.
This should help a lot.
350
00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:12,878
I'm glad.
351
00:15:13,148 --> 00:15:13,928
Now, if you'll excuse me,
352
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,448
I have an elephant emergency.
353
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:17,768
One of them refuses
to wear the funny hat.
354
00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:21,528
Ok, from 7:00 to 7:29,
dance with daddy.
355
00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:49,058
I notice Sheryl Crow's on a break.
356
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:50,778
Any chance I could fill in
for her in the main room?
357
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,038
I don't care. Sing where you want.
358
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:54,598
What's the matter, London?
359
00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,328
Isn't your party
everything you expected?
360
00:15:58,328 --> 00:15:59,108
I thought it was.
361
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,698
Just seems like everyone else
362
00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:02,428
is enjoying this party but me.
363
00:16:03,078 --> 00:16:04,238
I don't know half the people here,
364
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,178
My parents have me
running back and forth,
365
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,588
And my ice sculpture
makes me look fat!
366
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:10,858
Oh, don't worry, honey.
367
00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:12,598
It'll melt.
368
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:17,478
You know, sometimes you
build something up so much
369
00:16:17,698 --> 00:16:20,148
That the real thing can't
possibly live up to expectations.
370
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,928
I bet Maddie's
having a great time.
371
00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,408
She had no expectations.
372
00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:30,968
I wouldn't be so sure.
373
00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,548
I bet she expected her
best friends to be there.
374
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,288
I-29!
375
00:16:43,228 --> 00:16:44,978
I-29!
376
00:16:47,168 --> 00:16:48,598
I...hate my life.
377
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:50,968
Cheer up, Maddie.
378
00:16:51,318 --> 00:16:52,088
I will not cheer up.
379
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:54,368
Give me oneered in any form.
380
00:16:55,508 --> 00:16:57,298
Well... you got bingo.
381
00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,638
Bingo over here, my good man!
382
00:17:08,218 --> 00:17:09,488
I can take it from here.
383
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:16,248
You see, Maddie?
Maybe things are getting better.
384
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:17,738
Nothing can make this better.
385
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:21,078
I'm sorry you came out
all the way from Portland
386
00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:22,038
For this lame party.
387
00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:23,598
Oh, don't be silly, honey.
388
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:25,518
I'm having a wonderful time.
389
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:29,108
I got to see you, and I've
met some very nice people.
390
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,398
Excuse me, honey.
391
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:34,168
I want to see if that hunk
has still got some game.
392
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,918
Great. My nana's hooking
up at my sweet 16 party.
393
00:17:45,228 --> 00:17:45,908
Open my gift.
394
00:17:46,218 --> 00:17:46,968
It'll cheer you up.
395
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,198
I doubt it.
396
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:49,588
Unless there's 100 kids in there
397
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,428
Having a great party,
398
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:51,758
I've hot rock bottom.
399
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:53,848
Oh, I'm sorry.
400
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:55,988
Your card is mismarked.
401
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:57,698
This isn't a bingo.
402
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,618
You just have a "Bing."
403
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:07,338
Sorry.
404
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,598
No one gets in without
an invitation.
405
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:11,358
I don't need an invitation.
406
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:12,568
I'm London Tipton.
407
00:18:12,948 --> 00:18:13,678
This is my party.
408
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:15,128
You got any I.D.?
409
00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:16,508
Don't you recognize me?
410
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:18,338
Yay, me!
411
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:21,688
Oh, yes!
412
00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:23,478
In that case,
why don't you go wait
413
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,988
With all the other London
Tipton who's trying to sneak in.
414
00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:28,538
Yay, me!
415
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,118
Back of the line, yay me.
416
00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:36,808
So are you having a good time?
417
00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:38,368
Not really.
418
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,148
I always dreamed of my sweet 16
419
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:41,488
As the greatest night of my life--
420
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:46,268
With all my friends,
amazing decorations, great presents.
421
00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:47,868
Well, maybe you
don't have all that,
422
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:48,988
But you have something else.
423
00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:52,798
A roomful of people that love you
424
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,318
And want to help you
celebrate a special day.
425
00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:57,028
Except for Liam.
426
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:01,988
Yeah, Liam's a dork.
427
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:07,108
Look, I don't fly across the
country for just anybody,
428
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,068
But I'd do it anytime for you.
429
00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:11,618
Thanks, grandma.
430
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:13,288
I love you.
431
00:19:14,368 --> 00:19:15,238
And I love you.
432
00:19:16,678 --> 00:19:19,068
Maddie, I got you the
greatest gift in the world,
433
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,928
And I insist you
open it right now.
434
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:23,278
This party might
barely have a pulse...
435
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,008
Hey, is that guy breathing?
436
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:29,448
Ok, good.
437
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:33,408
But this present will make
everything worthwhile.
438
00:19:33,578 --> 00:19:34,088
Ok.
439
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:39,608
Wow! It's exactly what I wanted,
440
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,298
Right down to the cinnamon sticks.
441
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:42,608
Oh, a card.
442
00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:43,818
Card?
443
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,778
"Dear Maddie,
Zack didn't buy you this.
444
00:19:48,058 --> 00:19:49,498
I did. Love, Cody."
445
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:51,508
Dang.
446
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,918
Just like him to put an
extra card on the inside.
447
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:56,778
Maddie, I'm sorry.
448
00:19:57,418 --> 00:19:59,048
I wanted to get you
the best present ever,
449
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,708
But everything was too expensive,
450
00:20:01,988 --> 00:20:03,558
And they don't sell
puppies to minors, so--
451
00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:04,658
I love your present.
452
00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:06,138
But it's not even from me.
453
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:08,338
I'm not talking about the gift.
454
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,548
You came to my party,
455
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,598
And that's the best present
I could have ever gotten.
456
00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:16,298
Women!
457
00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:19,698
Women!
458
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:24,128
Oh, more guests!
459
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:27,258
London? What are you doing here?
460
00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:29,348
I've got locked out
by my own party.
461
00:20:30,468 --> 00:20:31,898
I don't need any I.D., do I?
462
00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:33,568
No.
463
00:20:34,118 --> 00:20:35,098
I'm sorry you got locked out.
464
00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,178
Actually, I don't care.
465
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:39,758
I wasn't having a good time.
466
00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:40,968
Neither was I.
467
00:20:41,618 --> 00:20:42,298
And to tell you the truth,
468
00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:44,478
This guy's the life of the party.
469
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:49,208
My parents have been making
my life miserable all night,
470
00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:50,618
And they don't even speak.
471
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,188
You're lucky. I wish my
parents didn't speak.
472
00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:54,978
And the worst part of it is,
473
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,908
We didn't even get to have
a miserable time together!
474
00:20:58,118 --> 00:20:59,448
Well, you're here now,
475
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,698
And the night's still young,
476
00:21:01,378 --> 00:21:02,798
Even if the guests aren't.
477
00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:04,548
Let's make the best of it.
478
00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,088
Yeah. We don't need other people
479
00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:08,498
And fancy stuff to
have a good time.
480
00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:10,938
We can have fun,
just the two of us.
481
00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:12,008
Totally!
482
00:21:19,838 --> 00:21:20,638
Thank goodness!
483
00:22:02,558 --> 00:22:03,618
Thank you guys for coming.
484
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:04,768
We told you we'd show up.
485
00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:06,278
Looks like everyone's
having a great time.
486
00:22:07,148 --> 00:22:08,328
Even London and her dad.
487
00:22:16,298 --> 00:22:18,238
So you're not mad that
I stole your present?
488
00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:20,088
Nah.
489
00:22:20,258 --> 00:22:21,128
Not if you don't mind that
I gave your gift bag away
490
00:22:21,278 --> 00:22:23,128
To that cute maid from
the seventh floor.
491
00:22:26,648 --> 00:22:28,428
And oddly, I'm ok with that.
492
00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:33,028
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