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I don't know what I
should have for lunch.
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What are you having?
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Meat loaf and apple pie.
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Which one's which?
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I have no idea.
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Well, I see we got the same lunch.
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Macaroni and cheese
and chicken soup.
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That's macaroni and cheese?
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I thought it was a cookie.
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The food here stinks.
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No wonder the daily special's
the heimlich maneuver.
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Someone should do
something about it.
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Attention, students.
Just a reminder
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Just a reminder that school
elections are in 3 weeks.
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So, show your spirit.
Run for something.
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Also, to the person
who stole my pants,
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Could you please return them?
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No questions asked.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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You're going to return
that guy's pants?
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No. I'm going to run
for school president.
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So I can make a difference.
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Starting with this meat loaf.
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That's not meat loaf.
That's a brownie.
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I'm going to the school
office to sign up.
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Hey, do me a favor.
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While you're there,
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Would you return that guy's pants?
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Here I am in your life
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Here you are in mine
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Yes, we have a suite life
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Most of the time
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You and me,
we got the world to see
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So come on down
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Just me and you know what to do
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So come on down
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It's you and me and me and you
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We got the whole
place to ourselves
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You and me, we got it all for free
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So come on down
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This is the suite life
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We've got a suite life
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The Suite Life of Zack &
Cody S02E07 Election
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Guess what, mom.
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This will soon be the
presidential suite.
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Is Moseby kicking us out?
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No. I'm going to run
for school president.
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That's wonderful news.
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Eh.
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I am very proud of you,
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And I'm rooting for you to win.
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Zack, maybe you should
run for something.
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Like treasurer. You like money.
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Who wants to go
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To boring student
council meetings?
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Even if one of those
boring meetings
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Is in...hawaii?
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Hawaii?
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That's right.
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It's turn out this
year's convention
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Of middle school
presidents is on Maui.
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- Wowee.
- Wowee.
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Mom, I've just decided to
run for school president.
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Well, this should go smoothly.
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You can't be the
president of the school.
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You don't even know where it is.
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Do so.
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It's the last stop on the bus.
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And when I get off that bus,
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I'm gonna kick your
butt in the election.
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Will not.
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You're all flash.
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You're no substance.
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People will see right through you.
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Right, mom?
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Mom's on my side now.
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Right, mommy?
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I'm on both your sides.
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Hey, that's a cop out.
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Yes, it is. Have some cake.
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Ok, here we go.
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Now the elevator will
run more efficiently.
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Why the sudden
interest in efficiency?
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Well, it's not because
Irv Weldon made the cover
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Of hotel engineering quarterly,
I can tell you that.
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The most efficient man
in the hotel business.
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I'm gonna soup this baby up
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So it goes 200 percent faster.
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I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.
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Arwin?
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Heads up.
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Oh, great.
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I knocked the lights out.
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Oh, they're on.
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Maddie, I need your help.
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I'm running for school president.
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Congratulations.
What's your platform?
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Vote for Zack.
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That's your slogan.
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Your platform covers the issues
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That matter to you.
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What do you care about?
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I care about people
who vote for Zack.
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I, on the other hand, am running
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Because I actually
care about the school.
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Zack's only goal
is to go to hawaii.
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No. That's my main goal.
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My other goal is to
impress the babes
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With my power.
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A campaign should be
centered around ideas.
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That's how you get votes.
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No, it isn't.
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You get votes the same
way you get shoes.
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You buy them.
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Not true.
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People want a candidate
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Who best reflects their views.
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And who will put those
views in action.
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Oh, Maddie...
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Dear, sweet, nave, Maddie.
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That's naive.
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You bet it is.
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I like what I'm
hearing here, London.
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I should've gone
to you for advice.
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About politics?
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Please, she thinks debate
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Is what you use to catch
"Da fish."
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Oh, yeah?
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You want my help and my cash,
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You got it.
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Well, how about I help
you with your campaign?
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We'll prove that people
care about the issues.
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Well, we'll prove the only
thing people care about
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Is a winning smile and great hair.
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Both of which I have.
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I have your hair and your smile.
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Yeah. But on me, it works.
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Come on, Cody.
Let's talk strategy.
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Come on, Zack. Let's talk outfits.
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Vote for Cody.
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Here you go, Bob.
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What's this?
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It's my platform.
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The list of things I
want to do as president.
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Oh, do I have to read it?
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Well, you do if you
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Want to be an informed voter.
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The least you could do is recycle.
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That's number three.
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Watch it, watch it.
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Cody, move it.
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What is this?
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It's a poster of our
future president.
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I thought you were voting for me.
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Oh, I was, but Zack promised
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I could be an ambassador.
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To where?
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Who cares. I get a jacket.
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What other stupid
promises is he making?
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Whoo, ice cream.
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Ok. Now he's gone too far.
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Zack Zack, he loves his peops
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Cody just puts you to sleep
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Go, Zack!
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A vote for Zack martin
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Is a vote for happiness.
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Now you're promising happiness
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Get your own campaign vehicle.
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Nice to meet you.
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Who wouldn't be happy
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With free ice cream
and a skate park?
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Yeah.
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Skate park?
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We should be putting school money
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Towards important things
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Like funding for science
and art supplies.
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I'm all for helping
out with the arts.
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Whoa...
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Super models!
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Vote for me,
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And there'll be a super model
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In every art class.
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Male ones, too.
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I plan to introduce legislation
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To give students
an extra 2 minutes
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To get to and from classes.
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That's cute, Cody.
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Ooh, are you voting for me?
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No. Zack promised when
he's elected president,
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He's going to make me his queen.
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Hey.
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Yeah?
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Ambassador? Queen?
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Who's going to be
your court jester?
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Back out now
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And the job is yours, clown boy.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hope you guys vote for me.
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Mr. Moseby.
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I know the elevator thing
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Didn't go as well as we'd hoped.
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Or I'd hoped.
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If there's ever an
elevator olympics,
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We're sure to win the gold.
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Let me make it up to you
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With my new 24 hour bellhop.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come to papa.
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Huh?
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Huh? This will increase
efficiency by 13.4 percent.
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And how did you
arrive at that figure?
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I made it up.
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Now allow me to demonstrate.
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No. Please don't.
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You put the luggage on the cart,
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We flip this switch,
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And voila.
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And back.
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Arwin, it works.
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Yes.
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It does.
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And it can go faster.
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Please don't make it go faster.
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Too late.
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Ha ha. There she goes.
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And then...
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I bring it to a gentle stop.
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Arwin, it's not stopping.
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Or not. It's just
it's got a little...
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Arwin, it's moving.
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Arwin, it's coming around!
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It's jammed, it's jammed.
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When I stop it, I get a turn, ok?
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Oh, I'm gonna have to
use the manual brake.
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Oh, no!
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It's got a mind of its own!
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That's more than I
can say for you.
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That hurts.
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Mr. Moseby.
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What?
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I'm king of the world!
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Oh, but we're not
allowed to play in here.
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So how did it all go today?
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Not bad.
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I got the entire science
club to vote for me.
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Ha! My guy's got the entire
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Science club voting for him.
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Tell her how many
votes that is, Cody.
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Four.
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Your guy is going down!
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Says you.
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This stinks.
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I'm offering good ideas,
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But Zack's promising ice cream,
super models,
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And skate parks.
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I don't even want to
vote for me anymore.
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You can't give up.
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I am sick of London
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Buying everything she wants.
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We're going to show her
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That our precious
democratic process
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Is not for sale!
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How?
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We're going to steal it.
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With dirty tricks.
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But doesn't that go against
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Everything you believe in?
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Yes.
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But in this case,
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The end justifies the means.
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Just promise me no
one will get hurt.
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I can't make that promise.
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Oddly, I'm ok with that.
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Vote for Zack,
get a free Tipton pen.
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00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,350
Here you go.
278
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,550
There's plenty more
where these came from.
279
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,820
Is there a special
pen for the queen?
280
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,520
Sure, it's...
281
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,990
This one.
282
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,500
I'll only use it to
write royal decrees.
283
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,800
Of love.
284
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,670
Great.
285
00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:15,340
There's some royal paper...
286
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,840
Way down there.
287
00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,910
I see my people still adore me.
288
00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:25,550
Well, you do make them laugh.
289
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,150
What do you mean?
290
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,320
"A vote for Zack
291
00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:34,690
Is a vote for a doofus?"
292
00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,190
Cody.
293
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:47,670
You backstabbing, lowlife jerk!
294
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,700
You better be talking to him.
295
00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:49,640
I am.
296
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,640
Well, don't talk to him like that.
297
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,140
He deserves it.
298
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,810
He ruined all my posters.
299
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,240
Cody, that was wrong.
300
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:58,550
Well, Zack's trying
to buy the election.
301
00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,080
That's wrong, too.
302
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,580
Yeah, you no good cheater!
303
00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:02,580
- Loser!
- Whimp!
304
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,620
- Crybaby!
- Doof!
305
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,290
And I thought this election
306
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,390
Would come between you.
307
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,290
You're just jealous
because I'm winning.
308
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,860
That's what you think.
309
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,230
Did you see those people
laughing in the hall?
310
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,530
Who, your geek friends?
311
00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:15,200
All you proved is
that you're childish,
312
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:17,160
And I look great in a mustache.
313
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,870
You'd look better with
a bag over your head.
314
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,700
Well, I guess I'll
be eating alone.
315
00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:29,280
Hey, Carey.
316
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,740
Ok.
317
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,410
Don't be alarmed.
318
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,950
I'm just here to
clean your windows.
319
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,280
See how efficient this is,
Mr. Moseby?
320
00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,650
It's fast, easy
321
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,260
And nothing can go wrong.
322
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,630
Hey, look.
323
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,610
I picked up a little hitchhiker.
324
00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:54,340
Uh-oh. Sweet mother of pearl.
325
00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,110
Is that a hawk?
326
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,210
Oh, this isn't gonna be pretty.
327
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,360
Oh, look.
328
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,460
Tipton towels for your voters.
329
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,160
I'll show Maddie how
to buy an election.
330
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,260
Great.
331
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,800
I got the picture of
Cody you asked for.
332
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:17,530
They want to play dirty,
we'll play dirtier.
333
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,000
And if they play dirtier,
we play dirtier-er.
334
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,770
This is perfect.
335
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,780
This will crush him.
336
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:32,150
You sure we're not going too far?
337
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,820
No. Too far would be dumping Cody
338
00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,720
On a cargo ship to South America.
339
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,890
Where he'll spend the
rest of his miserable life
340
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Working the copper mines.
341
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,330
You've done this before?
342
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:46,600
Let's just say someone
worked here before Moseby.
343
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,970
Mr. Moseby, I just
wanted to apologize again
344
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,640
For landing on that guest.
345
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,010
I guess I'm no Irv Weldon.
346
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,380
Actually, since the employees
347
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,550
Heard you were building
robots to replace them,
348
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,580
Efficiency has gone
up 32.5 percent.
349
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:09,990
How did you arrive at that number?
350
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,490
I made it up.
351
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,690
Great work, Arwin.
352
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,990
Thank you.
353
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:18,460
Arwin...
354
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,160
Cody needs your help.
355
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,160
Arwin...
356
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,260
Neck.
357
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,730
The speeches for class
president are today.
358
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,670
This is my last chance
to show the voters
359
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,000
That a serious candidate,
360
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:27,800
Who wants to improve
361
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,470
their math and science programs
362
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,270
Can also be exciting.
363
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,780
Arwin!
364
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,030
Look, we know Zack's going
365
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,220
to do something really flashy,
366
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,450
And this is my boy's last
chance to wow the votes.
367
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,190
Ok. I'll get my
skates and ukulele.
368
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,220
Vote for Zack.
369
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,990
He'll wipe up the floor with Cody.
370
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,260
Get it?
371
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,860
Wipe up the floor? Towels?
372
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,870
But why don't you
want to wipe me up?
373
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,270
You don't think my candidacy
is a threat to you?
374
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,840
I didn't know you were running.
375
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:04,470
Yeah, me, either.
376
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,810
I just decided.
377
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,540
Oh, you want a button?
378
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,850
It's just a piece of paper.
379
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,350
Yeah, with tape.
380
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,720
How are we doing?
381
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,020
Great. But we're
running out of towels.
382
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,220
No problem.
383
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:21,060
I brought some mini
shampoos and conditioners.
384
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,350
Cool. We'll tell them to wash
385
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,430
Cody right out of their hair.
386
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,130
Get it?
387
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,800
No, see, it's like,
when you have shampoo,
388
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,190
And then you want to wash Cody...
389
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,340
Vote for Zack. Vote for Zack.
390
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,840
Vote for Zack. Vote for Zack.
391
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:37,970
So, still trying to bribe
your way to victory?
392
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,310
Yeah, and it's still working.
393
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,540
Where's your candidate?
394
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,980
Oh, he'll be here,
395
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,710
And he's gonna make your silly,
little shampoos
396
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,710
Look like...
397
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:47,750
Silly...little shampoos.
398
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,590
Vote for Cody. Vote for Cody.
399
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,920
Vote for Cody.
400
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,090
Fellow students.
401
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,130
The P.A. Announcer
couldn't be here today.
402
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,400
Someone stole all his clothes.
403
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,100
So I'll be your
impartial moderator.
404
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,670
And when Zack's selected,
405
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,240
Your queen.
406
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,080
Way to be impartial.
407
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,750
Our first speaker is Bob.
408
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,580
Ok, please, please, please.
409
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,550
Ok, that's enough.
Hold the applause.
410
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,080
Hold the applause.
411
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,890
Hi, I'm Bob,
412
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,190
And I'd like to be
president because,
413
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,260
Well, it's not like I
have anything else to do.
414
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,030
My cable's out.
415
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,000
Anyway, remember, a vote for Bob
416
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,430
Is a vote for Bob.
417
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,940
Oh, thanks, sis.
418
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,640
That's my brother.
419
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:46,840
At this time,
420
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,040
I'd like to formally
withdraw from the race.
421
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,980
It was great speaking to you.
422
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,620
I would've got sunburned
in Hawaii anyway.
423
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,630
Ladies and gentlemen,
424
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,390
Your best candidate.
425
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,600
And my future king.
426
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,130
All hail Zack Martin!
427
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,600
Thank you!
428
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,940
Thank you. Thank...
429
00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:17,870
Thank you.
430
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,170
You're welcome.
431
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,080
Now...
432
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,810
Usually, at this point,
I would tell you
433
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,250
What I would do as your president.
434
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,790
Then, my opponent
would do the same.
435
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,820
But apparently...
436
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:34,190
My opponent is too
scared to show up.
437
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,590
Oh, by the way,
438
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,830
In order for you to make
an informed decision,
439
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,030
I thought you might want to see
440
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,430
What Cody looks like...
441
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,300
When he's afraid.
442
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,940
Now, is that what you
want from a president?
443
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,710
No one ever said,
when the going gets tough,
444
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:57,410
The tough grab blankie.
445
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,650
Just remember, Cody Martin
446
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,950
Wrong for 8th grade.
447
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:07,160
Wrong for America.
448
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,890
Says who?
449
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,960
Stop me.
450
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,760
Thank you.
451
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,400
Rock on.
452
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,000
Ok, ladies and gentlemen,
453
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,270
Students of all ages.
454
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,440
Young voters, I present to you
455
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,640
Your next president.
456
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,640
A man with his feet planted
firmly on the ground.
457
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,740
Cody martin!
458
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,930
Cody! Cody!
459
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,800
Cody! Cody!
460
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,260
Cody! Cody!
461
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:52,100
Cody! Cody! Cody! Cody!
462
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,750
Well, at least you were
463
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,120
wearing your helmet, and, uh...
464
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,650
Padded underwear.
465
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:15,660
Well...
466
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,530
Now that I have your attention
467
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,590
With that exciting entrance,
468
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,330
I'd like to focus on
what really matters.
469
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,500
The look on your face
470
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,070
When you hit the wall?
471
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,700
No.
472
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,140
The issues.
473
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670
Starting with academics.
474
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,850
For example, if you get a
bad grade on an assignment,
475
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,580
You should get another chance.
476
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:41,720
Oh, that's just...
477
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,220
Not a bad idea actually.
478
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,920
And if we get nervous
during a test,
479
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,660
Can we all bring our blankies?
480
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600
I can't watch this.
481
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,830
That's ok.
482
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,030
I'll show it to you later.
483
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,800
And we should let
local restaurants
484
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,470
Open up food stands at lunch
485
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:04,270
So we can have more variety.
486
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,540
I'd go for a taco stand.
487
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:10,650
Yeah. Everyone can wear
their feety pajamas, too.
488
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,420
I'm a fan of the feety
pajamas because they're warm.
489
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,190
You know, most of your body heat
490
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,220
Escapes from your
head and your feet.
491
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,460
Well, I want to escape
from this speech.
492
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,500
Cody, throw in the towel.
493
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,860
Get it?
494
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,770
Towel? Throwing?
495
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,200
And at the end of the day--
496
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,100
We can grab our blankie
and go nite nite.
497
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,110
Hey! Quit picking on him!
498
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,940
You've been picking
on him all week.
499
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,710
That's because he's my brother.
500
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:44,750
It's my job.
501
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,350
You've gotta give him a chance.
502
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,950
Get out of my way.
503
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:53,760
Look, Cody actually
has some great ideas.
504
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,290
I got nothing.
505
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,760
What about ice cream
and skate parks?
506
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:57,890
Yeah? Yeah?
507
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,160
Like that'll happen.
508
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,930
What, do you still believe
in the tooth fairy?
509
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,700
You people would be lucky
510
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,630
To have Cody as your president.
511
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,240
Vote for Cody, or don't vote
512
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,110
Because I'm withdrawing
from the race.
513
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:12,480
Zack's right. Let's not vote.
514
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,440
Yeah. Yeah.
515
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,080
Ok. That's not what I meant.
516
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,580
Vote, but vote for Cody.
517
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,850
Well, I for one am--
518
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:23,020
Voting for Cody.
519
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,790
You don't go to school here.
520
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:26,120
Oh. Well, if I went
to school here,
521
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,760
I'd vote for Cody.
522
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,790
Come on. Say it with me.
523
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,990
Cody!
524
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:36,530
Cody! Cody! Cody! Cody! Cody!
525
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,570
None of you are
getting shower caps.
526
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,570
Thank you.
527
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,840
Thank you.
528
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:46,480
Thanks. Sorry about the mustache.
529
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,280
Sorry about the blankie picture.
530
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,750
Cody, I want you to know,
531
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,050
I'm voting for you.
532
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,080
Will you make me your queen?
533
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,790
How about a hall monitor?
534
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:56,950
Can I wear a crown?
535
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,450
- Yes.
- Done.
536
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:03,050
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