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I'm so pleased that you boys care about the environment.
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Hey, recycling cans is important,
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And I love this planet,
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and I want our children to live in a better place.
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Maddie's not here.
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Oh. Then you carry this junk.
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Hey, Mister, are you finished with that can?
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Good. Thank you.
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You can't touch that man's can.
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And why are you dragging these bags through my lobby?
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Sorry.
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Great. What else could go wrong today?
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Well, that answers that.
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Good thing those cans were there to break her fall.
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Moseby, has my new yoga mat arrived?
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I'm busy, London.
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Someone needs to relax.
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Please. He's never relaxed a day in his life.
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Not true. I was very relaxed
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Before you and the twin tornadoes moved in.
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You leave my tornadoes out of this.
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You know, you guys should really do yoga.
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You are so stressed.
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I am not stressed.
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Neither am I, and if I am it's because of you.
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Me? You're the one who lets those kids run wi--
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Wow. What did you do to them?
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It's a relaxation technique I learned from a Tibetan monk.
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Show us.
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- Me first. - No. Me.
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I love you, Cody.
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I love you, Zack.
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Here I am in your life
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Here you are in mine
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Yes, we have a suite life
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Most of the time
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You and me, we got the world to see
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So come on down
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Just me and you know what to do
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So come on down
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It's you and me and me and you
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We got the whole place to ourselves
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You and me, we got it all for free
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So come on down
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This is the suite life
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We've got a suite life
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I don't care what your teddy bear has told you, Emily.
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It's not polite to stick crayons down someone's back.
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Maddie, I hurt my finger again. Can you kiss it?
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Randall, I've already kissed it 5 times.
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I think I cut my lips.
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Nice try.
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She wants me.
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Hey, Maddie. I'm recycling. You know why?
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Because I love this planet almost as much as I love you.
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Good for you.
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She wants me.
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Now, get to work.
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You guys didn't see Blake, did you?
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He's supposed to be here helping me.
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No, but we'll help you.
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Thanks. But I'm not sure
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you guys are mature enough to handle this.
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Please. Who knows more about
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taking care of kids than a kid?
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What's it gonna cost me?
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Dinner, a movie,
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And something smokin' to write in my blog.
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Hey, blondie, stay away from my girl.
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Aw. You have a "Wittle" Crush on Maddie.
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That's so cute.
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I bet I have more armpit hair than you.
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Everyone has more armpit hair than him.
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Hey. They're blond, and they're hard to see.
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Yeah. All 2 of 'em.
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Good one.
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If you're going to help,
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You can start by not acting like children
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in front of the children.
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Do you like coloring?
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I sure do, little one.
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When I was in 1st grade,
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I won a free ice cream sundae
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for my work on the enchanted pony island coloring book.
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You're weird.
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He's got you pegged.
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Little boy, it's not nice to kick people in the shin.
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Look, kid, I know Santa,
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And someone just made the naughty list.
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I'm Jewish.
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Come on, Moseby.
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No. I feel silly.
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People will laugh at me.
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No one will laugh at you.
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Ok, I need to get in, get relaxed, and get out.
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Grab my ear.
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I can't follow you around all day
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pinching your ear to relax you.
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You have to find other ways to allow the stress
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to break free from your inner core.
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Good luck cracking that shell.
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Welcome. For the next hour,
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This room will be a sanctuary of peace...
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and quiet.
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Ooh. Got to take this.
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Please continue with your peace and quiet.
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What?
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Moseby, you're disrupting the class.
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There's a woman in pajamas doing the limbo in the lobby.
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And you have other employees who can deal with it.
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I hear them complaining about you all the time.
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Who complains?
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Is it Jenkins? He's never liked me.
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That's because you're always stressed-out and cranky.
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Try being nice.
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Deal with it!
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Now, listen to the teacher.
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She's the expert.
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Let's start with a bhastrika breathing technique.
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Where'd you get that? The back of a cereal box?
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Excuse me?
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Well, it's just
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when I was taught yoga the right way,
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We always began with the promari breathing technique.
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I'll have you know I have been teaching yoga for 20 years.
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Badly.
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And I was worried this wasn't going to be relaxing.
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Well, hello there, Mr Dog.
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Hi there, Mr Giraffe.
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What's it like up there?
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I'll tell you what it's like down here.
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Boring.
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Here you go, little guy.
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Maddie, your grandmother's in the lobby
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doing the limbo in her pajamas.
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Again?
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That's horrible.
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Actually, she's very good. How low can you go?
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I should've known not to leave my brother in charge of her.
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Oh. He did leave this note stapled to her nightie.
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"Went to the movies. Here's grandma. Love, Liam."
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I've got to get her home.
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Esteban, you have to stay here and watch the kids.
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Oh, I can not.
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I just need to walk grandma home, and I'll be right back.
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Besides, it's nap time.
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But I'm not tired.
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Not you. The kids.
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Zack and Cody will help you.
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Wait. Wha--
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Don't worry, Esteban. Taking care of kids is easy.
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I'm bored.
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Good. Then go to sleep. Nap time, Everyone.
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I just ate 12 sugar sticks.
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You ever eat 12 sugar sticks?
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Try 12 sugar logs, with a 6-pack of soda.
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So don't mess with me, kid.
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Now, go grab your mats and let's go nappy-bye.
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I want my dolly!
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Ok, ok, ok. Is it this one?
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No.
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How about this one?
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Nuh-uh.
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This one? Please say yes.
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No.
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Ok. Do you remember
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where you last saw your dolly?
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At the park. Last summer.
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Esteban, we need some help
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getting these kids to sleep here.
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Do you know any lullabies?
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Yes. I sing one to my pet chicken Dolly every night.
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Ok, ok.
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Lie down, little ones. Lie down.
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Rock-a-bye, chicken
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In the treetop
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Watch out for the farmer
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Your head he will chop
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Do you have anything
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that doesn't involve decapitating poultry?
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Take in a deep breath and let it out slowly.
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Can I make a suggestion?
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If it's another comment about my split ends,
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I would prefer you didn't.
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It's not. It's about your lousy yoga technique...
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and your split ends.
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Before I taught yoga,
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I was a female golden glove champion.
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So what? All my gloves are golden.
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I'm trying to teach a class here.
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You're trying but not succeeding.
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Well, I'm not relaxed, but I am entertained.
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If you think you could do better, you teach the class.
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That's the best suggestion you've had all day.
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Fine.
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All right. Ok. And I am out of here.
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No! I'm doing this because I care about your health.
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
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I'm taking over the class.
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Oh, this should be good.
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Class, everyone, relax,
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And let's go to a happy place.
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Don't make me come over to that mat.
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Moseby's in trouble
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Would you stop.
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No. No, I can't talk right now.
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Because I will get in trouble with the teach--
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er.
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Tell Esteban to drop everything and take care of it.
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Sorry about that.
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- Teacher. - Yes.
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Moseby's text messaging.
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No, I am not. The phone is in my pocket.
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It's on vibrate.
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Continue.
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You're really good at this.
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How did you figure out that rock-and-bounce technique?
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It's not a technique.
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I just really have to go to the bathroom.
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Maddie.
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Must destroy Zack.
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That kid should be locked up somewhere.
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This is Esteban Ricardo Montoya
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De Rosa Ramirez.
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What? In the lobby?
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That is horrible.
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Go on, Esteban. We can take care of the kids.
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But Maddie left me in charge here.
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I can't leave little peoples in charge of littler peoples.
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We can handle it. They're all asleep.
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Oh, gracias. I'll be right back.
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Zack, don't just stand there.
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Do something.
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You are not my mommy.
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I...
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want my mommy!
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Cody, I think she wants you.
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I wanna play horsey.
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Ok.
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Come on, horsey! Faster!
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Faster!
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My parents paid good money for me to have fun.
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And guess what.
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You wanna give me a tip
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Sure. You should do something
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about your disproportionate head.
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It was a bad haircut.
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I wanna play in the hotel.
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How about sliding down the air ducts
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You're not ready for that.
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Surfing on a luggage cart
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Overrated.
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Fishing in the restaurant aquarium
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Nah. Huh. Interesting.
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I wanna play hide-and-seek.
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Ok. You hide. We'll count.
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No peeking.
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1, 2, 3, 4,
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8, 9, 10.
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Wow. They're good.
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Where are the littler peoples
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We're playing hide-and-go-seek.
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Oh.
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And we lose.
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- What do you mean - They're gone.
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Ay, dios mio. This is terrible.
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Yeah. I only did this to impress Maddie.
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But I don't think losing the
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kids and getting her fired is very impressive.
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Esteban, you stay with the baby.
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Hello.
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But I'm busy.
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00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,920
Oh. Ok. If Mr Moseby says I must,
274
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I must.
275
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I'll be there right away.
276
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This stinks.
277
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This really stinks.
278
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:12,420
Are you feeling relaxed now, Moseby
279
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Not really.
280
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,760
But I have lost the feeling in both my legs.
281
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I really think we should stop.
282
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I won't let you stop.
283
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:29,900
Just like when you wouldn't
284
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let me stop when you taught me the alphabet.
285
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But that took 14 years.
286
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,870
And now I know my ABD's.
287
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,810
Ok, everyone breathe deeply
288
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,750
and put your right toe in your left ear.
289
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,820
Couldn't I just use a cotton swab
290
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,230
Did you find anything
291
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Nothing.
292
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,430
I brought us these walkie-talkies
293
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So we can split up and stay in contact.
294
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,640
Where do you think they went
295
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I'm not sure. But look at this.
296
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"Ha ha ha. Turn around"
297
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Incoming!
298
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:16,580
Duck!
299
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,410
Suckers!
300
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,490
I really hate that kid. Let's get him.
301
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,360
You take the elevator. I'll take the stairs.
302
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,600
Zack.
303
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,600
Yeah.
304
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,030
Be careful out there.
305
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,230
You, too, little brother. You, too.
306
00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,810
Papa bear to mama bear.
307
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,310
Why do I have to be mama bear
308
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,680
Ok, fine.
309
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,780
Papa bear to goldilocks.
310
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,620
I hate you.
311
00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:03,830
I've locked in on another target.
312
00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:06,300
Stand by for delivery.
313
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,930
Hi, Emily.
314
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,670
Teddy
315
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,440
Come quietly or the bear gets a mustache.
316
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,040
No!
317
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:22,210
Gotcha.
318
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,410
I hate you.
319
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,680
Get in line.
320
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,430
Shh.
321
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,970
Gotcha!
322
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,070
Do you mind
323
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:47,000
I'm eating here.
324
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,280
Come on. Come on. Go get him. Get him, get him.
325
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,790
Welcome to the Tipton.
326
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,390
Just one more minute.
327
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,460
Ok, it's...
328
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,730
Esteban cute baby.
329
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800
Thank you.
330
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,170
Where are the other kids I put you in charge.
331
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,230
Mr. Moseby put me in charge of everything else.
332
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,170
Do not worry. Zack and Cody have everything under control.
333
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,240
Get back here, young man.
334
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,280
Not gonna happen, old man.
335
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:30,010
I'll be back for you, my love.
336
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,850
Did I ever tell you how pretty you are when you're angry
337
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:38,650
Well, I must be gorgeous because I'm furious.
338
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,220
Hey, I would never let you down.
339
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,990
You'll be so impressed
340
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,190
when you see how this great father-to-be
341
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,190
has corralled these little suckers.
342
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,000
How could you let this happen?
343
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:55,100
Well, the little blonde girl tripped me
344
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,070
And then... it's all a blur.
345
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,670
You'll never find me. You'll never find me.
346
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:08,850
You let the enemy get a hold of your talkie?
347
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,550
Great. Now I'm going to lose my job.
348
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,990
Wait a minute. There's a homing device on the talkies.
349
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,920
Yeah. We'll use yours to track Randall down.
350
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,260
Hey!
351
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,170
There. By that plant.
352
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,580
We're dealing with an evil genius.
353
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,520
"A rose for Maddie.
354
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,290
"You make me wish I were a better person.
355
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,820
Love, Randall."
356
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,420
That's so sweet.
357
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:51,590
I can't believe
358
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:54,890
I'm losing you to a younger man.
359
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,930
How are we gonna find them now?
360
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,200
There. Sugar stick dust.
361
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,700
Wait. This could be a trap.
362
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:07,540
For Maddie, that's a chance I'm willing to take.
363
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,440
You go first.
364
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,850
And to think I wouldn't even be here
365
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,080
If it weren't for those monsters you call children.
366
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:22,820
I meant "Monsters" in a good way.
367
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:26,790
I don't think you're in any position to be criticizing my kids.
368
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,300
Mama mia!
369
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:32,930
That's it, Moseby.
370
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,770
Release all that bad energy.
371
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,370
I will as soon as she releases my hands.
372
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,910
May I please go now?
373
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,910
Moseby, stop resisting. Just try it.
374
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,850
Cross your legs.
375
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,850
Close your eyes. Take deep, slow breaths.
376
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,920
Now, clear your head of all thoughts.
377
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,290
Easy for you to say.
378
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,960
O-k.
379
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,330
Now, relax all of your muscles.
380
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,770
Breathe into every part of your body
381
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,900
And exhale all the stress away.
382
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:12,170
I can't believe it.
383
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,740
I actually feel relaxed.
384
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:23,580
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
385
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,450
Freeze!
386
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,790
Sit.
387
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,990
Would someone please untangle me.
388
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,100
What is going on here?
389
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,330
Why are the children running around my hotel?
390
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,030
And where are my day care workers?
391
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,040
Wait. I think they ran in here.
392
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,540
Freeze!
393
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,210
Step back.
394
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,140
About face.
395
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,910
Oh, Mr. Moseby.
396
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,280
Hope the children did not disturb you.
397
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,080
They did.
398
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,650
Madeline, what is the meaning of all of this?
399
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,790
Oh, well, it's a yoga class, and people come here to relax.
400
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,520
That's not what I meant.
401
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,830
I'm so sorry, Mr Moseby.
402
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,230
But I had a family emergency
403
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,000
and I had to leave Esteban in charge.
404
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,400
I'm sorry, too, Mr Moseby,
405
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,830
But I had to leave Zack and Cody in charge
406
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,100
So I could follow your orders.
407
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,840
Which means this is clearly your fault, Mr Moseby.
408
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:23,210
But rest assured, we forgive you.
409
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,240
Oh, well, that's awfully big of you.
410
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,680
But somebody here has to take responsibility.
411
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,570
Mr Moseby, you just don't know
412
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,920
what it's like to deal with kids.
413
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,990
They don't listen to you.
414
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,320
They have no respect for authority.
415
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,890
They run all over the lobby like maniacs.
416
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,830
Welcome to my world.
417
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,360
Not so easy being in charge, is it?
418
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:46,030
Maybe from now on, you'll be a little more considerate.
419
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,070
That's right. Not gonna happen.
420
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:53,370
Look, I understand that you all tried your very best.
421
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,840
But the fact is,
422
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,330
The reputation of the Tipton hotel
423
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,880
has been irreparably damaged.
424
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:00,380
Excuse me. My son just told me
425
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:01,780
about the day that he had at camp Tipton.
426
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:04,380
Oh, I am terribly sorry, ma'am.
427
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,220
Sorry? He had a great time.
428
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,010
He wants to come back tomorrow
429
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,350
and play with Zack and Cody.
430
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:10,420
And I'm bringing all my brothers and sisters.
431
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,630
Yay!
432
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,990
No!
433
00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:21,300
Hey, toots, looks like we have a date tomorrow.
434
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,880
And as if this day hasn't been bad enough,
435
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:37,380
Now I have to go home and limbo with granny.
436
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,690
Maddie, how low can you go?
437
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,060
Well, you should try yoga to relax.
438
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,960
Oh, yeah. In all my spare time.
439
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,520
when I'm not doing homework or selling candy bars
440
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,580
or wrangling little kids
441
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,690
or scrubbing crayon off my backside.
442
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:55,970
I love you, London.
443
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,270
Everybody does.
444
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:02,870
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