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Ahh, you will love our
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versailles suite, monsieur ambassadeur
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It'll make you feel as though you are in france.
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Yes, but outside the window,
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It's still america.
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Ok.
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Hello.
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Hot babe at 12 O'clock.
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This is why you'll end up living alone with a cat.
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Hey, beautiful.
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I don't always smell like this.
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Unless you like it.
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Je ne comprend pas.
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Je suis desolais.
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What a beautiful name.
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Desolais.
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That means "sorry."
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Her name is Jolie.
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And like the dessert cart,
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She's off limits.
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Well, that's one girl you're not gonna get.
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And I'm not gonna eat this french pastry either.
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Hmm, good.
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Look!
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She's smiling at me!
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Because you have whipped cream all over your face.
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Mmm, mmm, 'barrassing.
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Here I am in your life
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Here you are in mine
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Yes, we have a suite life
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Most of the time
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You and me, we got the world to see
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So come on down
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Just me and you know what to do
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So come on down
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It's you and me and me and you
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We got the whole place to ourselves
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You and me, we got it all for free
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So come on down
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This is the suite life
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We've got a suite life
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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S02E02 French 101
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Looks like Miss London has been shopping again.
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What'd she buy?
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Everything but the building.
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Give that back!
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You can't have this purse!
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It doesn't match your outfit!
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No one insults a woman
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While esteban julio ricardo montoya--
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Ok, we don't have time for your whole name!
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Ok.
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Oh, no, you did't.
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Hands behind your back, dirtbag.
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Nice work.
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We could use you on the force.
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Thanks! but I don't wear polyester.
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Wow, you could've gotten really hurt.
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Lucky this little girl was here to save you.
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I¡ªI think you did good, Esteban.
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Mom, where's the conditioner?
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Next to the shampoo.
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Where's the shampoo?
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Next to the soap.
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Where's the soap?
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This is all new to you, isn't it?
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Pretty much.
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There's a fresh supply under the sink.
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Thanks. I'm taking a bath.
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I met this french girl, and I think I might
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stand a chance with her if I cleaned up.
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Sorry. my ears went into shock
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after "I'm taking a bath."
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So, a french girl, huh?
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Yeah. from france.
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Honey, what's the matter?
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Zack gets all the girls.
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So you like this french girl, too.
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Le duh!
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Why don't you give it a shot?
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You're every bit as handsome as zack.
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No, I'm not.
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Hello. you're twins.
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I couldn't tell you apart for the first year.
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Except for you.
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I always knew which one was you.
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Nice try.
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Honey, have some confidence.
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This girl might pick you.
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Do you really think so?
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Le duh!
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You're sweet and smart.
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And you make a mean pot roast.
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That's true. Zack doesn't even know the difference
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between boiled and braised.
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What a boob.
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Don't count yourself out before you even try.
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But Zack already has dibs.
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Ok, look, you can't dib a human being.
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Especially a woman, who is your equal in every way.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And...
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All's fair in love and war.
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Except no hitting.
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They call that war?
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Hey, Cody.
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Hey, sis.
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Hey, you don't mind me borrowing
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your blue silk shirt, do you?
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Didn't think so.
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Uh, wait.
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It's in the coat closet.
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So how are you gonna talk to Jolie?
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Easy. I'm gonna get somebody to translate.
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That's a great idea.
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Mind if I borrow it? Didn't think so.
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Hey, open up!
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What are you doing?!
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All's fair in love and war.
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What the heck's that supposed to mean?!
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Hey! hey! Everybody!
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I heard--
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Where--
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Ohh! everybody!
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I heard a rumor
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that Esteban got beat up by a girl!
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It was the--hey! Esteban.
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Hi.
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I did not get beat up by a girl.
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I got beat up by a man.
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who got beat up by a girl.
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Esteban, you don't have to make up excuses.
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Not everyone can be a kung fu champion.
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Right, London?
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Oh, that's right.
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It takes strength, coordination,
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and mental toughocity.
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I have all those things.
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You lost to a purse.
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A big scary purse!
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That guy got in a lucky shot.
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I didn't get a chance to show my moves.
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You don't have to prove you have any moves.
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I have moves!
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Here, try to flip me.
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No. you're not supposed to use martial arts
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Unless someone attacks you.
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No, really, it's ok. You can--
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This time you really did get beat up by a girl.
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A big scary girl!
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Excuse me?
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A big scary pretty girl!
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I heard you the first 28 dings.
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I want to ask Jolie out.
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Can you translate for me?
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I'd rather lick the inside of a city bus.
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Point taken. But FYI, Zack likes Jolie, too,
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And he'll be down any minute.
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Oh, no.
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You're trouble, but he's...
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So who's it gonna be,
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Me or the evil twin?
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Apres vous.
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Ok...
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So is it me or the evil twin?
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That means "after you."
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After I what?
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Ow! Ok, just go, go, go!
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Jolie, Cody. Cody, Jolie.
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There. Let's go.
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Enchante.
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Uh, she's not interested.
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Very funny. ask her to go dancing tomorrow night.
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Oh, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
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I feel so used.
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- Oui. - Oui?
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No need to translate that.
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Maybe I'm not so bad with the ladies.
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I guess I do have a few smooth moves.
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There you are!
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Leave my girl alone!
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Moseby, tell her Cody still has guard rails on his bed.
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Sorry, I'm working for your brother.
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Fine. I don't need a translator.
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You...
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Me...
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Dinner...
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Dancing...
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She wants me.
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Yes. arrested.
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Papa. Cody...
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A date?
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They will need a chaperon.
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I agree completely.
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- Good. so you'll do it. - Say what?!
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Say yes, or we're checking out.
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Say, 6:00 tomorrow night?
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It's a date!
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Au revoir, Cody.
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See you...
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Uh, yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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She means tomorrow.
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Isn't that just the cutest thing?
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Well, how do I look?
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And be brutal.
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Like a backstabbing, french-girl-stealing jerk
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in a goofy sweater vest.
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You really think it looks goofy?
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Don't listen to him, Cody.
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You look adorable.
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Zack, enough frosting. Have a carrot.
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Ohh! your date is here.
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That must be her.
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Consider your job before you respond!
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You look lovely, Mr Moseby.
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I brought flowers.
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For me?
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You shouldn't have.
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No, they're for Jolie.
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Somebody has to show some class on this date.
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Go, go, get, get, get.
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Wait!
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Photo op.
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Smile.
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Don't they make a cute couple?
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I heard that!
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It's so unfair.
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If Cody hadn't locked me in the closet,
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I'd be going out with Moseby.
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Honey, all's fair in love and war.
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It was you!
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You told him that!
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This is all your fault!
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I was just trying to build his confidence.
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I've spent years trying to destroy it.
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Can we please get on the same page here?
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Zack, your brother could really use this boost.
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Why are you always falling for
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Cody's sweet and sensitive act?
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It's not an act. That's how he is.
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But he locked me in the closet.
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He's vicious, I tell you, vicious!
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Are we talking about the same kid
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who cries when I vacuum up the dust bunnies?
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Oh, he's good.
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Honey, I can't talk now. I gotta go do my show.
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Why don't you call a friend and do something?
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That's a great idea.
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Good for you.
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Love you!
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Love you, too.
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Hey, Bob. you busy tonight?
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Do you want to come to the club with me?
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No, not as my date!
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Ok, unlike you,
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I'm gonna make Esteban feel better.
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Esteban, I need a big strong man
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to help me get this lid off.
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Can you please help me?
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Why don't you just ask Miss london
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to karate chop it off?
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All I can do is fall in front of it.
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Did it work?
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No.
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You know, I've never seen Esteban so depressed.
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There's gotta be a way to rebuild his confidence.
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Hey, London, I was just repainting the room and I--
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That's it!
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We'll re-enact the purse-snatching.
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Only this time, Arwin will be the thief.
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Yes, Arwin?
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Am I going to get hurt?
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No. you'll be fighting Esteban.
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Good.
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Then I'll be safe.
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Well, there's nothing happening here.
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Let's go somewhere else.
279
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We...uh, dance, yes?
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Oui, oui.
281
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Third door on the left.
282
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You look fabulous.
283
00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:38,356
Uh...pardon?
284
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I need you to translate.
285
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Say, "your eyes are beautiful."
286
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What?
287
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Tell her "your eyes are beautiful"!
288
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What?!
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Your eyes are beautiful!
290
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,978
Thank you.
291
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I like your sweater.
292
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:09,754
I'll take these bags
293
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up to my suite, Maddie.
294
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You stay out there with all the other
295
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expensive things I bought.
296
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I hope a thief does not try to steal them.
297
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Oh--hi.
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If he does,
299
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You can just kick his tuchus like last time.
300
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,606
Help! Robber! Help!
301
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Help! Robber! Help!
302
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:31,976
Help me, Esteban!
303
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I will! I will find someone macho!
304
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London!
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No, you!
306
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You can do it!
307
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I can?
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I must!
309
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I'll call the police!
310
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Gimme--
311
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,830
Is that Esteban fighting with a purse-snatcher?
312
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- yup. - Uh-huh.
313
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,567
Then why are we standing here?
314
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,669
Because it's not a real purse-snatcher.
315
00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:58,770
It's Arwin.
316
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,171
Really?
317
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,635
It seems like Arwin's fighting back awful hard.
318
00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:04,803
Who am I fighting?
319
00:14:05,162 --> 00:14:07,745
Esteban. And don't forget to run away.
320
00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:12,784
Arwin!
321
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,753
Yes!
322
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:19,021
You were supposed to be the purse-snatcher out there!
323
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,625
- Was that tonight? - Yes!
324
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,626
Oh! this is terrible!
325
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,144
What a tragic mistake!
326
00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:24,448
Are you gonna want your money back?
327
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,398
Let go, Esteban!
328
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,733
Let go!
329
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,371
Aha! That will teach you
330
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,718
to toy with Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De Rosa Ramirez.
331
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:39,945
Or, as I will now be known,el diablo.
332
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:50,121
Get up
333
00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:53,491
Feel the beat
334
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,610
This dancing looks dangerous.
335
00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,430
Perhaps we should move to a safer location.
336
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,165
Like the tipton!
337
00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,035
You know, I still can't believe
338
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,324
Cody locked you in the closet.
339
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,273
With a bag of snakes.
340
00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:10,909
You know, that just doesn't sound like him.
341
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,802
It's all an act!
342
00:15:12,802 --> 00:15:14,345
He's vicious, I tell you, vicious!
343
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,915
Now, are you with me?
344
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,549
Ok, but next time you're taking me to a movie.
345
00:15:18,946 --> 00:15:22,287
It's not a date!
346
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,256
Now, go distract cody while I get rid of Moseby.
347
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:27,859
Feel the beat
348
00:15:29,989 --> 00:15:30,561
Bob?
349
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,963
What are you doing here?
350
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,499
I have to ask you a chemistry question.
351
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,700
Now?
352
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,302
On saturday night?
353
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,837
While I'm with a french girl?
354
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,177
Well, forgive me for wanting a better future.
355
00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:49,113
Fine. Excusez-moi.
356
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,551
Bonsoir, ma belle mademoiselle.
357
00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,909
Tu parlez francais?
358
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,579
Bonsoir, ma belle mademoiselle.
359
00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:25,183
Voulez-vous danser?
360
00:16:40,924 --> 00:16:41,432
If you--
361
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,867
If you'll excuse me,
362
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,503
I need to call my chiropractor!
363
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:48,556
For the last time,
364
00:16:48,556 --> 00:16:51,042
That's the difference between boron and freon.
365
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,885
Now I'd like to be free from you, boron.
366
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:57,457
Wow! you're as vicious as Zack said.
367
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,451
Hey, speaking of which,
368
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,155
Isn't that him dancing with your girlfriend?
369
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,826
Excusez-moi, again.
370
00:17:10,582 --> 00:17:11,518
I know what you're up to.
371
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,604
Don't think for one second I don't know what you're up to.
372
00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:15,068
I know exactly what you're up to.
373
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,768
What are you up to?
374
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,727
I'm here to get my shot with Jolie,
375
00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:21,239
The shot that you stole from me.
376
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,873
While I'm on my date with her?
377
00:17:23,949 --> 00:17:26,796
Hey, all's fair in love and war, dude.
378
00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:28,977
Give me those!
379
00:17:28,977 --> 00:17:29,614
No.
380
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,682
I said give me those.
381
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,717
Ok, here.
382
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,319
But I wouldn't use those.
383
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:36,587
Why not?
384
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,256
Those are insults.
385
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,358
How stupid do you think I am?
386
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,893
Look at card 3.
387
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,294
Not right now.
388
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,682
I'm gonna be talking the language
389
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:45,763
of love with my girlfriend.
390
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,031
Thanks to you.
391
00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:48,503
Darn you.
392
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:50,635
Darn you to heck!
393
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,221
Sorry about that. say, did I ever tell you...
394
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,057
Well, how's everything going?
395
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,694
Je suis oww!
396
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,045
Jolie...
397
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,430
You!
398
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,537
Boys. Boys. Boys!
399
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,172
Oh--don't touch me, don't touch me,
400
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,208
Don't touch me, don't touch me.
401
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,512
Does this mean our date's over?
402
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,017
How could you do this?
403
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,120
I told him they were insults.
404
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,104
But you knew he would use them
405
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,021
thinking they were compliments
406
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,957
Because you told him they were insults.
407
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,725
Pretty good, eh?
408
00:18:49,403 --> 00:18:51,028
But I told the truth.
409
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,030
So I am legally in the clear.
410
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:55,967
That's something a master criminal would do.
411
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:59,613
Don't you see? He needs prison.
412
00:19:00,525 --> 00:19:02,607
Zach, just this once, couldn't you have
413
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,342
let your brother win the girl?
414
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,977
And when I say win, i do not mean to suggest
415
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,212
that girls are a prize to be possessed.
416
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,847
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
417
00:19:11,073 --> 00:19:11,974
And what's worse,
418
00:19:11,974 --> 00:19:13,279
In sabotaging your brother,
419
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,798
You also hurt that poor little girl.
420
00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:16,131
I'm going to go back to my show,
421
00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:18,256
But you are going to go apologize to her.
422
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:24,228
You couldn't let me have this one girl?
423
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,098
She's french!
424
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:32,203
It was the first time I ever really felt...
425
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,638
confident.
426
00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:35,733
Oh, don't cry.
427
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:38,543
You're not going to cry, are you?
428
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,578
No.
429
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:43,614
Oh, man. here comes the waterworks.
430
00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:46,384
All right, all right, I'll get her back for you.
431
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,760
Works every time.
432
00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,350
I am tres, tres, tres...
433
00:20:01,454 --> 00:20:04,068
tres...desolais.
434
00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:09,138
Moseby. Tell her it's my fault and not Cody's.
435
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,377
I couldn't help myself.
436
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,379
You're just so beautiful.
437
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,554
Zat is so...
438
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,690
spicy.
439
00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:26,724
She means sweet.
440
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,925
No. Spicy.
441
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,543
This is how you get a girl back for me?
442
00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:40,972
It's not what it looks like.
443
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,274
Well, I'm gonna kick your--
444
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,375
Derriere.
445
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,977
That, too.
446
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,283
Get back, you girl-stealing punk.
447
00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:48,879
Don't--boys--don't-- it's a new--
448
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,548
Don't run in the lobby!
449
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:53,828
Where are they going?
450
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:56,787
With any luck, the bermuda triangle.
451
00:20:57,602 --> 00:20:59,616
So this means Jolie's unattached?
452
00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:01,300
Ask her yourself.
453
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,827
I am through translating!
454
00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:05,162
Ok.
455
00:21:08,815 --> 00:21:09,908
Oui.
456
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,911
Get up
457
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,125
Feel the beat
458
00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:27,725
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