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He fakes left! He fakes right!
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He jumps up on the bed. Hey!
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Monster dog!
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Hey, there's my lunch.
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I thought I'd lost it.
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That's disgusting!
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Ok, guys, it's time to turn--
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Stepped on a dart!
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Stepped on a dart!
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Disinfectant?
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Yes, please.
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Ok, guys, that's it.
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You've gotta clean up.
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Cody, get to work. Zack...
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Get a bulldozer.
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Ok. you clean, I'll supervise.
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I've been cleaning up your side of the room
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since we were 2.
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And I've been supervising.
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Don't we make a great team?
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No. Now, get to work.
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What a me--aah!
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I found your pudding.
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I could've sworn it was vanilla when I lost it.
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Here I am in your life
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Here you are in mine
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Yes, we have a suite life
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Most of the time
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You and me, we got the world to see
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So come on down
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Just me and you know what to do
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So come on down
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It's you and me and me and you
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We got the whole place to ourselves
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You and me, we got it all for free
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So come on down
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This is the suite life
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We've got a suite life
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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S02E01 Odd Couples
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Maddie...What's a merit scolar?
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Well, it's someone who could read the sign.
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And pronounce the word "scholar."
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But you were delightfully close.
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Oh! It's a bunch of smarty-pants.
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I can't think of anything worse
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than having my hotel filled with
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a bunch of brainiac, nerdy-looking geeks.
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You know, London, just because someone's smart
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doesn't make them a nerdy-looking geek.
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You're not helping the cause, people!
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Ooh! That nerd is cute!
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- Yeah, he is! - Hold him!
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Oh, please.
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Like that guy would give you the time of day.
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Why would I ask him what time it is?
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You got me.
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Hi!
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Hi!
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Are you here for the merit scholar thing?
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Uh...yeah. yeah, I'm Trevor. Phi beta kappa.
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I'm london. buy lots of stuff-a.
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All right! That's clever.
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You know, my mom belongs to that club.
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Last month, my dad couldn't pay the rent-a.
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Oh. by the way...
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Perchance, might you tell me
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what is the time of day?
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Actually, I believe it's time
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to escort a pretty girl to lunch.
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Where've you been?
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I asked you to get me some more dust rags half an hour ago.
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I couldn't find any.
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Where did you look?
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The refrigerator.
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All I found was 2 bagels,
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A soda, and some cheese balls.
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The guys will be here any minute. Get the game board.
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Ok.
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Perfect.
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What the...? How d--what--
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Found it!
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The game board?
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And the other half of my sandwich.
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If mom sees this, she'll be ticked.
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And I am not-- repeat, not--
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Not.
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Cleaning this up again.
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- Fine. - I'm not.
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- Ok. - I mean it.
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I know.
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I've got to clean it up!
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Hey, guys.
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Who's ready to play total world conquest?
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Sorry about the mess, guys.
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Someone doesn't care if he lives in a pigsty!
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That would be me.
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Oink, oink!
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Are we going to talk or play the game?
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It's more than a game.
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It's a test of your will, your strength,
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Your ruthlessness.
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Ooh, my mini-weenies are done!
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Did you make the medley of dipping sauces?
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It wouldn't be total world conquest without it!
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London, you're so delightfully... acerbic.
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Well, I do acerbicize.
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No, London. acerbic means--
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I know what it means.
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After all, I am a merit scholar.
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And I'm an Egyptian belly dancer named Melina.
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Oh! I wear a veil.
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It's quite tasteful.
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And then she said, "who," instead of "whom."
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I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious.
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When somebody uses the subjective case
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instead of the accusative case.
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Will you accuse me for one moment?
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Maddie, help me!
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I can't get through this lunch.
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Unh! ok.
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The fork is the one with the pointy end.
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No. I can't understand a single thing he says.
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Give me my opinion on something.
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Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.
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Where's he been?
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He's dead.
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So he came Bach from the dead?
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Can I see your hat?
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Oh, sure.
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His name is Bach, not that it matters.
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It's not like he's going to ask you out or anything.
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London? I just wanted to ask you out.
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How about that?
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So what do you say? Saturday?
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Do you like modern art?
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Oh, I like anybody named Art,
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And I don't care how old they are.
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Isn't she just--
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Yeah, she's just, all right.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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I don't want to miss te lecture on genealogy.
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Oh! I know all about genealogy.
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It's where you rub the lamp and get 3 wishes.
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I've met bread smarter than you.
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That's why I need your help.
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Why should I help you?
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You are not the boss of me.
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I'll pay you 100 bucks.
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Oh, I was wrong. you are the boss of me.
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Ha! I'm about to overrun your country!
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Any last words?
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Mini-weenies!
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And my array of sauces!
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Do you mind?
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I am trying to conquer the world.
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Well, you can't conquer the world on an empty stomach.
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Well, yeah, that's true.
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Hot, hot, hot!
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Whoops.
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Zack! You just dropped stone ground mustard on the carpet!
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No problem.
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There. All clean.
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It's not clean!
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Now it's a stain!
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Will you just chill?
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I will not chill!
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Not as long as you continue to treat our room
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Like a giant garbage can!
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Hate it when they fight.
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All I ask for are a couple of ground rules.
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Like what?
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Like I need to be able to see the ground!
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Ok. Here you go.
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There.
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Problem solved.
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Problem not solved!
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Problem still here!
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Why you talk like that?
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Because I angry!
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Ohh! I mean, I'm angry!
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What's all the shouting?
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Mr. amd Mrs. Martin are having a spat.
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I'm not going to have you guys playing total world conquest
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if it leads to fighting.
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Ok, that sounded odd.
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Just once I'd like to get through a game!
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We're outta here!
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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Guys.
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Forgot my weenies.
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Thank you.
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Guys!
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Didn't I tell you to clean up this room?
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I did clean it!
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And then Zack messed it up again!
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Cody, I feel as brothers, we should share the blame.
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I can't even stand sharing your DNA.
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And they're tiny.
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Mom, I'm tired of you lumping us together all the time.
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I can't help it.
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I'm the single mother of twins.
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I need to lump.
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Well, this lump is moving out.
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Where are you planning on going?
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Someplace I can call my own.
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Someplace where there's a place for everything
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And everything is in its place.
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The filing cabinet?
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No.
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The coat closet!
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I miss him already.
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Aah! A spider!
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I don't.
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Moseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle.
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The one that doesn't use the word smarticle.
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London, I have something that's going to make you seem smart.
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Smarticle.
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Here. It's a chip.
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Ooh, I love chocolate.
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This tastes terrible.
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It's not a chocolate chip. It's a computer chip.
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Actually it's a tiny-- very damp--hearing device.
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Ok. You put it in your ear
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and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.
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Or you can tell the boy the truth and
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see if he likes you are who you are.
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Good luck with the chip.
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Now, all you have to do is repeat everything I say.
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All you have to do is repeat everything I say.
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Don't start yet, London.
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Don't start yet, london.
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- Stop it. - Stop it.
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This isn't worth 100 bucks.
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Ohh, this isn't worth 100 bucks.
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Maddie, I'm going to pay you 250 bucks.
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Maddie, not going to happen.
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Guys, I'm leaving. You need anything?
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Yeah!
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A machine that erases all memory of my brother!
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That's nice, honey. See you later!
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Mom! I'm changing!
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Can't a man have some privacy in his own closet?
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Sorry, honey. I forgot you were living in there.
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Can I have my coat?
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No, I wanted the blue one.
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Not with those shoes.
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Hey, closet boy, how's the view in there?
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As long as I'm not seeing you,
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I'm happy.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to get back to my renovations.
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Cody, remember, we don't own this place.
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Don't worry, mom.
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I'm only doing a couple of things in there
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to make it a little more homey.
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Nah, I don't wanna know.
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Ok. well, this is either a work of staggering genius
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or painted by a cat.
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How does he hold the brush?
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Bru...right.
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Ah, so what do you think of this one?
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What do I think of...
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"Sunset by Azowa?
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Born 1920, died 1983."
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I feel it's a powerful statement about nature,
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which uses light in a new and creative way.
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You know, I feel it's a powerful statement against nature--
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About nature!
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I mean about nature,
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Which uses light in a new and creative way.
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London, you're amazing.
273
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:19,404
Well, modern art is my life.
274
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,874
You know, you're sitting on a masterpiece.
275
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:25,677
I knew these pants made me look good.
276
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,622
I wasn't talking about that,
277
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,653
But now that you mention it,
278
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Wow!
279
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,967
So what's your favorite piece of art?
280
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That you haven't sat on.
281
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,301
I'd have to say...
282
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:41,374
The Jackson Pollack. He's such a master.
283
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,686
The Jackson Pollack.
284
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,237
He's such a--
285
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Perpetrator heading south on Mcfarland highway.
286
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Proceed with caution.
287
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,469
Excuse me?
288
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,896
Sorry, London.
289
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,223
Sometimes this thing picks up police frequencys.
290
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,711
I know I should occupy Australia,
291
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,046
But I hear they have all these poisonous animals.
292
00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:06,718
Ok. For the last time, it is just a game!
293
00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:12,724
You will not at any time actually have to go to Australia.
294
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,260
I miss Cody. I wonder what he's doing.
295
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,996
He's probably dust busting his socks.
296
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,740
Oh! You think he'll do mine?
297
00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:21,139
I'll go ask him!
298
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,567
No. It's your turn.
299
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,428
I miss Cody so much.
300
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,574
I can almost smell his lamb kabobs.
301
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,644
Wait.
302
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:35,346
Those are his lamb kabobs.
303
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,749
Maybe I should go over there
304
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,684
and see what's taking him so long.
305
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:47,754
You know, I think I'll go help him, too.
306
00:13:53,991 --> 00:13:56,601
You know, I made something exactly like this in first grade
307
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,002
And I got a "D."
308
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,571
You like Tuttle?
309
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,105
Oh! Do I!
310
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,874
Do I?
311
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,609
Just say yes, London.
312
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,610
Yes, London.
313
00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:06,945
Pardon.
314
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,646
Oh, never mind.
315
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,569
So what's your favorite class?
316
00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:11,516
Upper.
317
00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:15,542
That's a great one, if you can get into it.
318
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,189
I like poli-sci.
319
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,525
Oh! I love science fiction!
320
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,227
Stupid!
321
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,294
What?
322
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,796
Not him. I was talking about you.
323
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,464
If he likes poli-sci,
324
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,399
It means he wants to go into politics.
325
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,901
What do you want to do with politics?
326
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:33,951
Oh. well, mayor, governor, senator, president,
327
00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:35,473
and then talk show host.
328
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,111
Maybe I could be vice talk show host.
329
00:14:42,104 --> 00:14:44,775
Ask him what he'll do to help the
environment when he is president.
330
00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,164
So how are you going to help the environment
331
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:47,819
When you're president?
332
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:51,171
Actually I believe t here are too many restrictions
333
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:52,539
on developing the wilderness already.
334
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:53,324
What?
335
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,525
How can you be such a jerk?
336
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,793
How can you be such a jerk?!
337
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:56,728
Excuse me?
338
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:59,464
Tell that jerk it's people like him who are killing our planet.
339
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,234
I'd rather not.
340
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,802
You'd rather not what?
341
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,273
Tell you that jerks like you are killing our planet.
342
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,041
You are so fired.
343
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,852
I don't work for you.
344
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:13,244
And neither do I!
345
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,281
And you can tell Mr. merit scholar that he can--
346
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,016
Hello.
347
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,087
Pay no attention to the woman behind the wall.
348
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,517
Who are you and why are you insulting me?
349
00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:27,258
I'm London's brain.
350
00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:31,262
I'm the one who's been talking to you all day,
351
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,032
and I can't listen to your drivel for one more second!
352
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,969
Ok. what's this about?
353
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,171
Look, the truth is
354
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,441
Maddie's been coaching me through this computer chocolate chip.
355
00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:45,684
Why would you need coaching?
356
00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:46,344
Wait a minute.
357
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,646
Did she just say computer chocolate chip?
358
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,014
Enough said.
359
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:51,916
Well, I'm not smart.
360
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,251
I'm not a merit scholar.
361
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,621
I'm not even sure what we've been
talking about for the last two days.
362
00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:59,090
So all the stuff that you were saying
363
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,625
about art and music and literature,
364
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,226
Those weren't your opinions?
365
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,861
Nope.
366
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,964
Oh! Except for what I said about the banana-nut muffins.
367
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,067
I really do like them.
368
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,668
They're soft from the banana,
369
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,404
yet crunchy from the nuts.
370
00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:16,941
It doesn't get any deeper than that.
371
00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:19,243
The good news is
372
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,412
Nut girl will probably vote for you.
373
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:22,981
Unlike me.
374
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:23,724
Oh, yeah?
375
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,777
Well, I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.
376
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,451
If you have it your way,
377
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,384
There won't be any trees left to hug.
378
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:30,588
Next you're going to blame the oil companies for globe warming.
379
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,889
Yes, 'cause they're to blame.
380
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,091
Oh, cry me a river.
381
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,392
If I did, you'd pollute it.
382
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,426
You bleeding-heart liberal!
383
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,794
Establishment puppet!
384
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,363
You want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
385
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,232
I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!
386
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,937
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
387
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,372
I hate you!
388
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,606
I hate you more!
389
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,112
Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.
390
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:12,897
May I help you?
391
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,066
I'm looking for my friends,
392
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,701
Bob, Warren and Jeremy.
393
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,903
I'll see if I can find them.
394
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,238
Where could they be hiding?
395
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,273
It's a closet!
396
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,941
Ok, fine.
397
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,983
Would you like a juice spritzer?
398
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,451
It's banapple.
399
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,154
It's simply delicious.
400
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,455
Cheers.
401
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,124
Would you get that?
402
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:44,857
Hi. I'm here to measure for the wall-to-wall carpeting.
403
00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:45,630
Come on in.
404
00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:46,864
Hold this.
405
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,719
Excuse me, guys. Coming through.
406
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,301
Excuse me.
407
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,303
Isn't this awesome?
408
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,638
It's like a little house.
409
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,473
It's elegant yet casual.
410
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,575
It's sophisticated yet tasteful.
411
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,244
I think it's stupid yet stupid.
412
00:18:03,658 --> 00:18:04,982
I'm here to make up the bed.
413
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,518
Perfect. Let me show you to the bedroom.
414
00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:09,620
Excuse me. Coming through.
415
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,888
Sorry. Watch out.
416
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,223
Sorry, sorry.
417
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:15,293
- Guys - Thanks.
418
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,761
Let's get back to our game now.
419
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:18,162
Could you get that?
420
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,765
Yeah, it's getting kind of lonely in here.
421
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,593
Housekeeping. I'm here to clean up.
422
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,204
You come here often?
423
00:18:29,663 --> 00:18:30,441
Delivery.
424
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,576
Of course.
425
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:36,214
I have a big screen TV for a Cody Martin.
426
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,515
Great! It goes in the den.
427
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,683
Right this way.
428
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:42,034
Comin' through. Get outta the way.
429
00:18:42,035 --> 00:18:43,955
Come on. Move it. Move it or lose it.
430
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,958
I'd like to hang it up right about here.
431
00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:50,361
How could you afford all this?
432
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:54,163
I made some wise investments with my allowance,
433
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,218
while others invested in gum.
434
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,375
Most of which is still on the floor of our--
435
00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:00,638
Excuse me-- your room.
436
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,374
Ok, so my room's a little messy.
437
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,932
A little? Your room smells like toe jam.
438
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,045
On a hot day.
439
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,221
Come in! Join the party.
440
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:14,733
Hi. Did someone order a massage?
441
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:17,421
Oh, over here. Right here, yeah.
442
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,592
Ooh! food!
443
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,363
Ok.
444
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,732
Ohh! this is the life.
445
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:28,900
You were saying?
446
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,169
People, you're in a closet!
447
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,371
What more can you do in here?
448
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,273
Room service!
449
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:36,841
I should've known.
450
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,776
More food.
451
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,077
- Pretty cool. - wow, Cody,
452
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,490
You really know how to throw a great party.
453
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:46,517
Guys, would you rather be in a 6' x 6' closet--
454
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,953
Actually it's 6 1/2 by 6 3/4.
455
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,821
Like it makes a difference.
456
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,858
Don't be afraid to really dig in.
457
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:55,626
Oh, good. good.
458
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,028
About the dipping sauces,
459
00:19:57,601 --> 00:19:58,829
Is that coconut?
460
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,231
Who cares?!
461
00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:02,545
Would you guys rather stay
462
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,769
in a tiny, airless room
463
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,137
packed with a million people
464
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,915
than hang out in my room?
465
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,873
Yeah!
466
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,342
You know what? Fine.
467
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,810
I'm outta here.
468
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,278
Excuse me.
469
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:15,546
Pardon me.
470
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,415
Ooh. tiniest formality.
471
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,073
Maybe like Janet Jackson--
472
00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:20,952
Not happening.
473
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:30,795
What's going on in there?
474
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,630
A party.
475
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:38,069
Who has a party in a closet?
476
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:54,952
Perfect!
477
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,022
I am so proud of you.
478
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,424
Now give me back my quarter.
479
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,576
Is it safe to come in?
480
00:21:05,489 --> 00:21:06,497
Very funny.
481
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,835
What happened in here?
482
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,404
Your brother has finally seen the light.
483
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,439
And the floor.
484
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,746
So you cleaned this entire room
485
00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:18,976
by yourself?
486
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:20,945
Yeah.
487
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,147
I've never been so tired in my life.
488
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,148
Impressive.
489
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,650
Do you mind?
490
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,285
I just made that.
491
00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:29,228
I'm dreaming.
492
00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:31,422
No one pinch me.
493
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,891
I was thinking. If you move back,
494
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,526
I could keep my side clean,
495
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,347
You would keep your side clean,
496
00:21:37,348 --> 00:21:39,497
And I wouldn't have to clean both sides.
497
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,498
Ok.
498
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,133
Wow! That was easy.
499
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,567
You must've missed me, too.
500
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,735
No.
501
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,371
The fire marshal shut me down.
502
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,473
Apparently the maximum occupancy of my closet
503
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,076
is 3 coats and an umbrella.
504
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,645
So we're roomies again?
505
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,881
As long as you keep everything sanitary.
506
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:57,882
Deal.
507
00:21:57,932 --> 00:22:02,482
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