All language subtitles for Teachers s01e06

To the end of a promising career.

A career, anyway.

My more results are a fucking disaster.

In my first two terms, I turned a cup
-winning first XI into a cup, league and

inter -school losing side.

Look at me now.

Yeah, but who cares if the kids pass
running around?

This is English we're talking about. Oh,
here we go.

Oh. And how hard can it be to pass a
GCSE typing a letter and downloading

So how did Jenny get on with her English
grades?

75 % pass rate, right?

You're supposed to be making me feel
better.

Where's Susan when I need her? I want
Susan.

She's still locked in a room with Claire
going through the averages.

You think you've got problems? What
problems?

He's fucked up his mocks. They're
probably going to sack him.

Where's the problem?

Oh, and there was me worrying.

I'll get another round in.

He seems a bit brighter.

Come on!

Go on, 7 .30.

I'm not going in.

Bob had a real go at me yesterday about
my mock results. Made me feel like a

complete fucking twat.

If he'd have been angry, I could have
handled it, but he was so disappointed.

And don't try and talk me into going.

It's a shithole and I hate it. Plus,
I've got a headache, alright?

What? They're probably going to stack me
anyway.

Well, you won't have to go on a tour,
will you?

Ah,

just the man I wanted to see.

If it's about my mock results... I
wanted to let you know it's almost

that your post is going to become
permanent from next term.

The local authority have dredged up some
extra cash from somewhere.

Exciting, eh?

Oh, and...

Could you see a way to having a shave
before the open evening?

The whole point of the exit hide is to
make a good impression on prospective

parents.

Were your mock results bad?

No.

Good.

Ridiculous. Organising an open day in
the middle of the big tush.

For some of us, it's a welcome
distraction.

I'm scared two days off is a welcome
distraction.

Four o 'clock.

Your office.

I wonder if I'll get a last cigarette.

Just a quick word about the open
evening.

I know it's a pain, but it is vitally
important to the future of the school

we make a good impression on prospective
pupils and parents.

It's not just for me, it's for you as
well.

No students, no school.

No school, no jobs.

No jobs, no grief.

No woman, no cry.

Can I have a volunteer to take the
brochures down to the printers, please?

I've got a soccer exhibition to
organise.

I'm expecting a delivery.

Clogged gas tap in lab three, technician
en route.

Simon.

Oh, I can't do it, can I? Why not?

I haven't got a car.

It's all mine.

Oh, it's too dodgy.

What if I had a prang?

Why don't you just say you don't want to
do it?

I don't want to do it.

Thanks, everyone, for all your support.

Maybe we should go and help Susan.

Nah, it's her own fault.

She shouldn't have volunteered for the
job.

Now you, you should make your bid for
freedom while you've still got the

I know.

You were shitting yourself about being
out of work last night. No, I was

shitting myself about being kicked out.
It's all different.

Do you not want the job?

If you'd asked me that last night, I'd
have said yeah.

This morning, no way.

At breakfast, maybe.

Start of school, no again.

In class, yeah. Now.

Fuck no.

Peter D, Jason B, Cheryl D and Arnie EF.

There is one good thing about these
results.

You can only get better.

Why were they so bad?

We're going to analyse that and sort it.
Can you turn to the poem in front of

you? Life doesn't frighten me at all by
Maya Angelou. If I get an F in the real

exam, I'm fucked.

Mox means pretend, not serious.

We've got time to sort things out.

Have I ever let you down before?

I promise that by the time the biggie
comes around, we'll be ready, OK?

Okay now read

Finish

what do you reckon?

Like it, hate it. Okay.

God, no, they'd rather be doing
something else, but here we all are in a

classroom with a lot of work to do,
so... Well, if we don't want to learn

you don't want to teach, what's the
point?

Yeah, well, why did you become a
teacher?

I don't know. I was bowling along,
having an enjoyable, carefree life. Woke

one morning standing in front of you
idiots.

So do you hate it?

At this precise moment in time, very
much.

Why don't you just pack it in, then?
Maybe I will.

Well... Where would that leave us?

With a free period.

Back to the poem.

At least we get to leave this shithole.

If you're not careful, you'll still be
here in 30 years' time.

Life doesn't frighten me... at all.

Sir?

Sir?

You're still not explaining it properly!

Sit up.

Memorise as much as you can before this
evening.

What are they?

That's relating to the school position
in league tables. That's all to say.

Here, we ask questions on this later.

If I could ask about school, you'd look
all right.

What if you didn't know what you were
talking about?

So what's new?

Coming for a drink before we face the
masses.

What? A drink.

With you?

Me, Kurt, Brian.

I've got to speak to that first.

What about Susan?

She's up to her eyes, isn't it?

So you've asked everyone?

I think so.

Are you coming?

No, I've got to see Bob.

Well, you know where we are if you can't
see a drink after. Right, I dare.

Good luck.

You ready?

I'll see you then.

You're not going for a drink?

No. You could give me a hand with these
then.

No, I've got a meeting with Bob.

Right.

I was the last person to be asked for a
drink. Can you believe that?

Did you know my job was being made
permanent?

Not until today. Good news, though.

I don't want to be stuck in this place
another ten minutes, let alone ten

All I ever get is shit on a daily basis.
And whose fault's that? Whose?

Mine. Well, we're considering.

How's it mine?

You don't put in the work.

You're uncommitted. You cover what you
like in class in whatever way you want.

You're unhelpful.

Unmanageable. Anything else?

And when there's extra work to be done,
you're nowhere to be seen.

I do extra work.

And it suits you.

In the meantime, we're the same suckers.
We wait around for help and support.

Diagnosis.

I've had a lot on my mind.

Simon.

How can I stop this? How can I stop
this?

How can I...

Some very interesting answers, some
unusual opinions.

For me it was always about what the poem
was communicating to each individual.

There was a lack of technical expertise,
no understanding of structure, tone,

rhythm. Your coverage of certain areas
of the syllabus is at best patchy and at

worst non -existent.

Your job is to teach... syllabus and get
them through their exams. Anything else

is a waste of time and resources.

That's what you're paid for.

Take it or leave it.

My primary concern is the pupils. We
need to sort this thing out ASAP before

more damage is done.

I'm going to ask another teacher to
oversee your work for the next couple of

weeks.

and get you back on track.

Who? I thought Jenny.

How would that be?

Perfect. Just go.

Where the best part takes you.

Later you'll make the same.

I'll get straight to the point, Claire.

I want to be a better teacher.

Very glad to hear it.

And I don't think I'm going to become
one by just teaching PE.

I feel like I've got more to offer.

Good.

So what would I have to do to get back
into a proper classroom?

Well, you could start by making yourself
available to cover.

Sounds good to me.

Was there anything else?

No, no.

Brilliant. Thanks.

Make sure every parent gets a copy of
the brochure and pamphlet and then

them in here for the welcome speeches.

Are you listening?

They've all got pages upside down.

What? Well, I've looked at a few and
pages two and four are upside down.

Right,

grab a pile and follow me.

We're all going to play for England one
day.

How'd it go with Claire?

Yeah, she's behind me 100%. What do you
call that, the Lombarda?

I mean, I don't want to still be trying
to kick a ball around when I'm 60, do I?

I suppose so.

Whereas if I'm doing what you're doing,
I could still have another five years

left in the classroom.

Why aren't you changed?

I'm sorry, sir. It's Miss Page.

She needs me in the O in ten minutes.

Are you down for soccer skills?

I'm down for reading in the hall. I need
you out here.

Well, she'll rip into me if I'm not
there.

Well, I'll rip into you if you're not
out here.

Well, no offence, sir, but I'd rather
piss you off.

Hang on.

Oh, dear.

Friction about to enter the house of
sweetness and love. Jenny's a reasonable

person. She's a cow.

Oi!

Well, he's got a point.

Aaron's finished. I want you to start,
Emily.

Don't want a huge gap. Watch him sit
down and you get to your feet. So

anticipate. Where have you been?

I need him for soccer skills.

He's down to read.

He's the best player in the school.

Where are you going?

To read.

I'm sure we can compromise on this.

You need him right now?

Just for when people come through the
gate.

Well, I suppose I could move him to the
end if you could let him go as soon as

everyone's in the hall.

Certainly done.

Good.

Oi.

Bit of a shock, is it?

What? Seeing two reasonable people
reaching a compromise.

No, I'm just disappointed.

Well, here's something to cheer you up.

Bob and I spent the afternoon trying to
pinpoint where your coverage of the

syllabus has been poor.

We need to meet up.

Talk about teaching plans, charts and
schedules. Great. Great.

I'm looking forward to it.

Sorted, then.

Me and Brian have stashed a few light
refreshments away.

Is the Pope Polish?

Is he?

7 .45.

Do you memorise the G?

What do you say to get asked an open
question?

What I've said for the last four years.

I'm sorry, I'm new to the school.

Why don't you go and try him?

Then I'll point to Stephen.

And off they go.

Happy to be here.

What part religion plays in the daily
routine?

I'm sorry, I've only been here a short
time.

However, Mr McKenna has been here a lot
longer. I'm sure he can help.

Mr McKenna?

This couple are keen to grasp the
religious make -up of the school.

Really? Yeah.

No need to go into minute detail. I'm
sure a broad overview will suffice.

I'll leave you in his capable hands.

I'll find you later.

Have you met Mr Dawking?

Rejoining yourselves?

Death and repair.

Me both.

It's a waste of time. He's coming here
whether he likes it or not.

Did Susan burn you?

I gave my job to Todd Chambers.

Did you sell her?

No. What are the chances of getting shot
if I light up in here?

Pretty good.

You should just sit round the back.

You can't do that. The place is swarming
with parents wanting to send their kids

to the school.

Say, follow me and try to look
inconspicuous.

Doesn't matter if you don't have a
terminal at home.

All the work can be done here.

I'm taking orders.

I'm going to drink.

Drink?

I'm taking orders.

Three pints of lager and a whiskey
chaser, if you're asking.

A cup of tea and three shoes.

You

need

to get into the first readings.

So who's been handling it?

Arnie. Well, where is he?

He's supposed to be thanking everyone as
well.

Well, maybe Jenny could do it.

Obviously not.

Look, I need to get some more brochures.
You do it. What do I say?

I don't know.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to
present a series of readings performed

members of the school.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs Gately would
like to say a few words.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to
present a series of readings performed

members of the school.

I only started to learn about stuff
after I'd left school.

Yeah, me too.

Didn't have a clue what I wanted to do.
Still don't.

What about you?

No, you take the piss.

I bet you might not need to pass the
subject.

Yeah, well, I'll need English.

Oh, that's a fair way.

I'll need English to be an English
teacher.

Cheers. Fucking hell.

Obviously.

Tried to beat me with the old Cruyff
shuffle. It was never going to come off.

Of course.

At least he can still read.

Have you seen Ernie out there?

I've not.

Have you seen Simon?

No. I mean, what happened to enjoying
life a bit? That's what I told him. We

have time for settling down. It's
everyone's responsibility to pit the bar

put it off for as long as possible. Hang
on. Aren't you the people who are

supposed to be telling me to get a job?
Think about the future.

Bollocks to that.

It's a scary job to do, but it's just a
scary not to do.

I mean, what other profession would have
me?

Simon?

Better get back to the hall.

I was just... I don't want to hear it.

Oh, enough of it, will you?

You're telling me to lighten up?

You take everything so fucking seriously
these days.

Susan?

You really have no idea, have you?

Um, we've run out of pamphlets.

There's an extra pile on the shelf under
the photocopier. And the parent has

turned up with an alternative list of
statistics.

She's challenging everyone.

How can I deal with her? She's asking
where you are.

There's only 20 fucking minutes.

Just decide what you want and then make
it happen. Just decide what you want and

then make it happen.

Peter? Where is she?

No problem.

We had an agreement that she'd leave
once things were up and running.

Maybe she forgot.

She's got exactly 15 minutes to get into
this, put on her make -up and get ready

to go out.

She's up to her eyeballs.

Not for much longer, she isn't.

In this, there's nothing so becomes a
man as modest doingness and humility.

And I'm telling you that these were the
officially published stats for last

year. Yes, now I can carry on. Disguised
fair nature with hard -favoured rage.

Which group had Mr and Mrs Loxton
supposed to be with? Can we just clear

problem? I can't do everything at once.

They're with Arnie's group.

They're not on my list.

No? No, sorry, they're with, um... I
have a list.

Something messed around with these
papers.

Can we get back to you on that?

I had a list.

Why don't we just divvy everyone up now?
Because I had a list. Well, you don't

seem to have one now.

Susan,

what are you doing?

What are you doing? For God's sake,
stand still.

What are you doing here?

You've forgotten, haven't you?

Forgotten what?

It was on the board, for Christ's sake.
You know how important this is to me.

Sorry. You can still make it.

Put this on and let's get out of here.

I'm not coming.

Yes, you are.

Is there a problem?

Get out of those things and into this
dress.

I'm busy.

I gave my own. You need to get changed.

If you not be fellow with the best king,
thou shalt find the best king of

good fellows.

Have I had enough of this?

Yes, we have had enough.

You haven't noticed, have you?

Noticed what?

Not once have you asked me how I'm
getting on with a new job, how my days

how the week went.

All I ever hear is what you want, what
you need.

I've been busy too.

Stuff your dinner, Peter. You can go to
hell.

Thank you.

You're sick of it.

And I'm sick of you. Most of all, you,
actually.

You're one extra thing I could do
without. And up to this place, I've

I can't do it. I feel like I'm
suffocating.

You've done a great job.

I've coped, but I can't cope anymore.

Just leave me alone, everyone.

Leave me alone.

Go to hell.

You've become an arrogant, pompous
arsehole. And the last thing she needs

now is an arrogant, pompous arsehole.

You what?

The only reason people put up with you
these days is because of Susan.

And if she's decided to be honest with
you, why the fuck shouldn't I?

Susan!

You okay?

Looks like I'm off Peter's Christmas
card list too.

I didn't expect much support from him or
Claire. She's on a more pressure than

anyone, but I expected more from you.

It's not a bad philosophy to have. Don't
put yourself out for anyone and people

will stop expecting anything. Don't try,
for you can never fail.

But I'm meant to be your best friend.

And I needed help and you weren't there.

I'm sorry.

Anything that isn't about you isn't
worth bothering with, is it?

That's not true. Isn't it?

Did not being able to make the effort,
even for your friends, make you wonder

whether you were really cut out for this
job?

Because it fucking should.

Poor Susan.

I've never seen her like that before.

Completely irrational.

She even had a go at me.

Well, did anyone go with her to make
sure she was all right?

She drove off before anyone had a
chance.

And how was Peter?

Who cares?

What's she bringing you?

She said that maybe I wasn't cut out for
teaching.

Well, at least you agree on something.

I never said I wasn't cut out for it. I
said I don't know if it's what I want to

do for the rest of my life. Yeah, but if
you hate doing it so much... I don't. I

hate... being it.

Yesterday, one of my kids told me he
wanted to be a teacher.

I did my best to talk him out of it.

Why?

Well, he should aim higher.

Well, what did you want to be at school?

Rich. Oh, and that was it?

It was the 80s.

He probably looked at you and thought,
teaching? What a fantastic dose.

That'd be a laugh.

Yeah.

That means you're a role model.

I want to be like you.

You're a terrifying fucking fool.

How's Susan?

I don't know.

Have you not spoken to her?

No, well, I thought I should, you know,
let her and Peter get things sorted.

What's that like?

It's a framework for responding to
poetry.

I find it useful for looking at tone,
attitude, pace, mood.

A framework to appreciate poetry?

Students like it.

Well, this is going to make me a better
teacher.

There's always hope.

She always struck me as so together.

How long does it take to get over a
breakdown?

I had an auntie who suffered a breakdown
when she was 26.

She was a vegetable till she died at 85.

She's reeling out the light in her room.

We've had four major crashes, three mini
-crises here in four years. Beth?

We should put that in the new
prospectus.

First of all, thank you very much for
your hard work yesterday.

I think it went reasonably well,
considering.

Susan called me at home this morning and
she's decided to take some time off.

How is she?

She says she's feeling fine.

I got the card, if everyone could find
it.

Looking forward to seeing you back at
work, love, Liz.

Well, that's certainly going to cheer
someone up who's just had a breakdown

because of work.

Obviously, with Susan away, we need to
cover her lessons.

Any chance of a late morning, Kurt?

Up to my neck in diagnostics. Simon?

I'm afraid my teaching life's no longer
mine since your thoughtful reassigning.

I'm entirely in the hands of Jenny.
You'll have to ask her.

I've had hope to monitor Simon's work
today, see where we need to concentrate

our efforts.

Sorry, Bob.

Brian! What?

Take a look at your schedule, see if we
can fit you in.

Fantastic.

Susan's duties as head of year will need
to be divided up. Can you take over the

admin side, Jenny? And Simon, can you
take pastoral care?

Well, I think that about covers it.

Any problems, you know where I am.

I'm

not

sure I'm the right person to take over
pastoral care.

Discipline would never really be my
thing, and that's for counselling. Why

you see it as a chance to learn new
skills?

Like Brian.

In fact, Susan suggested you
specifically for the job.

Never know, you might surprise yourself.

Doubt it.

Any further thoughts on your job?

Lots of thoughts, nothing concrete.

Don't think about it for too long.

Susan's not at home at the moment,
she's, um...

She's staying in a B &B.

Be good if someone went round and
checked that she's all right.

Absolutely.

I'll leave it with you, then.

Olly?

Olly?

I've been, er...

I've been thinking about what you said
yesterday about teaching, and I've

realised that may have sounded a bit...
derogatory.

Just because I think teaching is a
difficult job shouldn't mean that you

can't... If you look at me and think,
yeah, then that's

great, really great, actually, and me
and your dad shouldn't... Don't be put

off.

If it's what you want to do, then I'm
behind you 100%. I'm flattered, to be

honest. OK?

Whatever.

I thought Miss Gately got on her
trolley, sir.

Mrs Gately's had a breakdown, that's
all, so I don't want to hear any talk

madness or nutcases.

Is that clear?

Right.

Now, can anyone tell me...

What, you've been working on with Mrs
Gately before she went... home?

Mrs Gately did not go mad.

Someone's sort of being cut off in a
straitjacket. You can see in front of

on the desk are some papers, and this is
a learning aid we're going to use

today. Oh, boring.

Number one, briefly introduce the title
of the poem and the name of the poet.

Challenging stuff so far.

A teacher's allowed to carry on teaching
if they've gone mad.

In some schools, it's a requirement.

So, in here we put, life doesn't
frighten me at all by Maya Angelou.

if it happens to her again?

She might lose it and attack someone.

Put your pens down and listen to me.

Mrs Gately didn't have a breakdown. She
had a normal, healthy rant, and I'm sure

he's now feeling a whole lot better.

Has she left the school?

No, she hasn't. She was...

working hard, trying to keep everything
going, and a lot of people, myself

included, didn't realise how much she'd
taken on.

She's always been there to help and
support others, but when she needed

we... I let her down.

She's a terrific person and has always
been a good friend for me and a lot of

other people in school, and I'm feeling
really shit about it. So, can we change

the subject?

Good.

Number two, classify the poem. Is it a
sonnet, a ballad, a lyric?

Can we get on with the class, please?

What dragon calls it, sir? Well, I don't
know. You're the ones doing psychology.

Psychology is the study of human
behaviour.

Psychiatry deals with mental disorders.

He mentioned mental disorders.

Jackie should be coming back to school
soon.

Look, lots of people go through this
kind of thing and come back. Like who?

Stan Collymore.

Politics. Communication.

What is the poet communicating to the
reader?

That she's not scared of anything.

Except? In her dreams. And her dreams
are? Well, they're her... Jeremy?

Anyone?

I've got a magic charm that I keep up my
sleeves.

I can walk the ocean floor and never
have to breathe.

What is her magic charm?

She has nothing to be afraid of except
in her dreams. What stops her being

frightened?

Jeremy? Herself.

Exactly. She has nothing to be afraid of
because she's always had her belief in

herself.

And she finishes defiantly with...

Life doesn't frighten me at all. Not at
all, not at all.

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Part seven, conclusions.

With a bit of luck, I'll see you all
next week.

Thinking more of the questions about
Susan.

Thanks.

Pity you can't apply that thought
process to things as they happen.

So, what mark do I get for the lesson?

B, I reckon.

Could do better.

Yeah, well, it was a really thrilling
lesson.

If I could program a robot to the point
of the board, I could stay in bed all

day and let him get on with it.

You're still covering all the work.

How have I managed without you all these
months?

Badly.

Claire felt there's someone else to see
Susan.

I'm sending my love.

And she didn't say me.

You're her friend. You'd be the best
person to go.

But I'm crap in those situations.

I start grinning like an idiot. I can't
help it.

Hospital visits, remembrance services,
funerals. Nervous reactions.

Exactly. And I wouldn't know what to
say.

Just say what you just said to the
students.

What did I say?

about how she was under pressure and
felt unsupported and how bad we were

feeling for not recognising she needed
help.

See? You're a natural.

You're making me physically sick now,
Mum. I'm telling you, I had to meet now

the palm of my hand.

Anyone fancy a pint or two?

I've got to go to the library and get a
couple of books out.

Have you been formally introduced to
Yoda?

Don't knock a bit of commitment and
enthusiasm.

God knows it's a rare enough commodity
around here. Lend me your phone.

I'm not knocking commitment and
enthusiasm.

I'm just knocking them in you.

Come

on,

come on, come on, come on.

Hi, mate. It's me.

Thanks for joining us for a drink.

No, I haven't been sad. Not yet.

Yeah, about ten minutes, yeah?

See you down there.

Bye.

How's your daddy going?

He's got to rush off.

Shame. Yeah.

See you down there? See you down there.

Arnie Lawson?

A bit embarrassing, really.

He wants to be an English teacher.

Well, I must be doing something, right?

What? Oh, mate, you think he wants to be
an English teacher because he wants to

be like you?

He just wants to pounce about reading
poetry going, oh, what is this saying to

you?

Mm, look at me, I've never seen you
before. Come on, come on, could you ever

one in a million?

I'm gonna step off the pace if you're
ready to face them.

You should have gone to see Susan
yourself.

She doesn't need someone like me, she
needs another woman. She should have

to see you.

Which is my point. We all need a woman
in that situation.

If I was in need of a bit of looking
after, I wouldn't want Kurt and Brian

turning up at my doorstep.

That'd be very sympathetic.

Exactly.

Ah, fuck me.

It's Socrates.

It's the only one they had on
psychology.

I've got to get work cut out getting
through that before tomorrow morning.

Oh, skimming.

It's a fucking fascinating subject.

Sadly, we could all learn a lot off
these boys.

A pint?

Better have a reading to do tonight.

Make it a pint.

It's easier to skim when you're a bit
pissed, isn't it?

He was nursing that book like it was a
baby.

Did you see when the farmer tried to
pick it up? I thought he was going to

it. Oh, sweet.

Seemed pretty determined, though.

Kept his consumption down to five
pounds.

Must be serious, eh?

What do you say you like to do?

Um... Sometimes.

Only sometimes?

Yeah, when I get to drive around like a
maniac, intimidating people with locking

them up and they piss me off.

I can see that.

He laughed but it was a joke.

Yeah, I spotted it.

How would you feel about going out with
a proper full -time teacher?

I don't know, what's he look like?

I'm up and you are down.

Baby, that's when you got to come
around.

Got to eat my pain and soothe my brain.
Got to take me in, out, out this rain.

Stop the time.

Don't be late.

I believe by the highest state. There is
no rhyme to express my emotions.

There's only rhyme to feel.

There is no rhyme.

So, are we all clear about who's
covering what?

Yep.

You've got two passable appointments
this morning.

One case of graffiti and a bullying
incident that Mr McKenna's brought to my

attention.

Next week, I'll have worked out what
needs to be done in terms of overall

But in the meantime, we're just going to
have...

Susan. Before you ask, I'm feeling fine.

It's good to see you.

Have you got the emoticon?

Yes.

Don't sit there gawping. You're making
me feel like an exhibit.

What happened?

Why are you back so soon?

I need to get a few things straight.

Jenny, I'll be real help. I wasn't most
used to you when...

I'm sorry.

I didn't expect anything else.

No.

It's all right.

How's Peter?

I've left him.

You've what?

Left him.

Good? Yes, good.

Look, if there's anything I can do...
Thanks.

And because I'm a much better friend
than you are, I want to apologise for

I said.

Right. You're just a different kind of
teacher. No less valid.

Thanks.

You might as well have this, seeing as
you're better.

I don't need to sound so disappointed.

Thanks.

I was going to come and see you tonight.

Right.

Maggie was wondering if you fancied
coming and kipping at ours for a bit.

We've got a fold -down sofa bed.

Anything's better than a B &B. I'm fine,
actually.

Jenny's offered me a room in her place.

And she's accepted.

I'm moving in this evening.

Come round if you want.

No, I... First night and all that. I'll
let you settle in first.

Go up to page 63, too.

Die in a fucking tracksuit.

You got an appointment?

I'll say one minute.

So we're booking an appointment. If I
book an appointment, it'll leave time

me to change my mind. And if I change my
mind again, I won't need the

appointment. Thanks for understanding.

Just wanted to tell you I've decided I
want my job, but it's going to become

permanent. Good.

I'm pleased to hear it.

I've come to a decision about teaching.

Me too.

I'm really pleased for you. Yeah, I've
just found out what you lot earn.

Bollocks to that.

Life's not just about money, you know.

The rest of the thing is job
satisfaction.

Yeah, right.

Claire asked me to give you this.

What's this?

An application form. A what?

An application form.

You didn't think they were just going to
hand you the job, did you?

This is where you write your name.

Name. And this is where you write your
address.

Address. And here is where it says, why
do you want the job?

And you say, I don't know, really. I
can't think of anything else to do.