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To the end of a promising career.
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A career, anyway.
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My more results are a fucking disaster.
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In my first two terms, I turned a cup
-winning first XI into a cup, league and
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inter -school losing side.
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Look at me now.
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Yeah, but who cares if the kids pass
running around?
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This is English we're talking about. Oh,
here we go.
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Oh. And how hard can it be to pass a
GCSE typing a letter and downloading
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So how did Jenny get on with her English
grades?
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75 % pass rate, right?
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You're supposed to be making me feel
better.
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Where's Susan when I need her? I want
Susan.
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She's still locked in a room with Claire
going through the averages.
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You think you've got problems? What
problems?
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He's fucked up his mocks. They're
probably going to sack him.
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Where's the problem?
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Oh, and there was me worrying.
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I'll get another round in.
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He seems a bit brighter.
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Come on!
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Go on, 7 .30.
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I'm not going in.
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Bob had a real go at me yesterday about
my mock results. Made me feel like a
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complete fucking twat.
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If he'd have been angry, I could have
handled it, but he was so disappointed.
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And don't try and talk me into going.
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It's a shithole and I hate it. Plus,
I've got a headache, alright?
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What? They're probably going to stack me
anyway.
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Well, you won't have to go on a tour,
will you?
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Ah,
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just the man I wanted to see.
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If it's about my mock results... I
wanted to let you know it's almost
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that your post is going to become
permanent from next term.
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The local authority have dredged up some
extra cash from somewhere.
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Exciting, eh?
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Oh, and...
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Could you see a way to having a shave
before the open evening?
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The whole point of the exit hide is to
make a good impression on prospective
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parents.
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Were your mock results bad?
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No.
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Good.
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Ridiculous. Organising an open day in
the middle of the big tush.
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For some of us, it's a welcome
distraction.
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I'm scared two days off is a welcome
distraction.
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Four o 'clock.
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Your office.
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I wonder if I'll get a last cigarette.
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Just a quick word about the open
evening.
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I know it's a pain, but it is vitally
important to the future of the school
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we make a good impression on prospective
pupils and parents.
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It's not just for me, it's for you as
well.
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No students, no school.
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No school, no jobs.
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No jobs, no grief.
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No woman, no cry.
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Can I have a volunteer to take the
brochures down to the printers, please?
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I've got a soccer exhibition to
organise.
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I'm expecting a delivery.
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Clogged gas tap in lab three, technician
en route.
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Simon.
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Oh, I can't do it, can I? Why not?
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I haven't got a car.
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It's all mine.
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Oh, it's too dodgy.
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What if I had a prang?
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Why don't you just say you don't want to
do it?
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I don't want to do it.
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Thanks, everyone, for all your support.
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Maybe we should go and help Susan.
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Nah, it's her own fault.
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She shouldn't have volunteered for the
job.
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Now you, you should make your bid for
freedom while you've still got the
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I know.
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You were shitting yourself about being
out of work last night. No, I was
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shitting myself about being kicked out.
It's all different.
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Do you not want the job?
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If you'd asked me that last night, I'd
have said yeah.
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This morning, no way.
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At breakfast, maybe.
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Start of school, no again.
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In class, yeah. Now.
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Fuck no.
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Peter D, Jason B, Cheryl D and Arnie EF.
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There is one good thing about these
results.
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You can only get better.
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Why were they so bad?
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We're going to analyse that and sort it.
Can you turn to the poem in front of
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you? Life doesn't frighten me at all by
Maya Angelou. If I get an F in the real
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exam, I'm fucked.
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Mox means pretend, not serious.
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We've got time to sort things out.
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Have I ever let you down before?
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I promise that by the time the biggie
comes around, we'll be ready, OK?
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Okay now read
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Finish
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what do you reckon?
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Like it, hate it. Okay.
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God, no, they'd rather be doing
something else, but here we all are in a
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classroom with a lot of work to do,
so... Well, if we don't want to learn
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you don't want to teach, what's the
point?
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Yeah, well, why did you become a
teacher?
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I don't know. I was bowling along,
having an enjoyable, carefree life. Woke
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one morning standing in front of you
idiots.
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So do you hate it?
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At this precise moment in time, very
much.
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Why don't you just pack it in, then?
Maybe I will.
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Well... Where would that leave us?
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With a free period.
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Back to the poem.
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At least we get to leave this shithole.
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If you're not careful, you'll still be
here in 30 years' time.
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Life doesn't frighten me... at all.
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Sir?
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Sir?
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You're still not explaining it properly!
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Sit up.
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Memorise as much as you can before this
evening.
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What are they?
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That's relating to the school position
in league tables. That's all to say.
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Here, we ask questions on this later.
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If I could ask about school, you'd look
all right.
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What if you didn't know what you were
talking about?
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So what's new?
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Coming for a drink before we face the
masses.
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What? A drink.
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With you?
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Me, Kurt, Brian.
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I've got to speak to that first.
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What about Susan?
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She's up to her eyes, isn't it?
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So you've asked everyone?
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I think so.
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Are you coming?
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No, I've got to see Bob.
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Well, you know where we are if you can't
see a drink after. Right, I dare.
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Good luck.
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You ready?
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I'll see you then.
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You're not going for a drink?
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No. You could give me a hand with these
then.
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No, I've got a meeting with Bob.
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Right.
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I was the last person to be asked for a
drink. Can you believe that?
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Did you know my job was being made
permanent?
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Not until today. Good news, though.
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I don't want to be stuck in this place
another ten minutes, let alone ten
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All I ever get is shit on a daily basis.
And whose fault's that? Whose?
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Mine. Well, we're considering.
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How's it mine?
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You don't put in the work.
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You're uncommitted. You cover what you
like in class in whatever way you want.
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You're unhelpful.
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Unmanageable. Anything else?
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And when there's extra work to be done,
you're nowhere to be seen.
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I do extra work.
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And it suits you.
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In the meantime, we're the same suckers.
We wait around for help and support.
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Diagnosis.
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I've had a lot on my mind.
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Simon.
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How can I stop this? How can I stop
this?
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How can I...
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Some very interesting answers, some
unusual opinions.
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For me it was always about what the poem
was communicating to each individual.
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There was a lack of technical expertise,
no understanding of structure, tone,
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rhythm. Your coverage of certain areas
of the syllabus is at best patchy and at
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worst non -existent.
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Your job is to teach... syllabus and get
them through their exams. Anything else
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is a waste of time and resources.
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That's what you're paid for.
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Take it or leave it.
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My primary concern is the pupils. We
need to sort this thing out ASAP before
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more damage is done.
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I'm going to ask another teacher to
oversee your work for the next couple of
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weeks.
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and get you back on track.
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Who? I thought Jenny.
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How would that be?
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Perfect. Just go.
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Where the best part takes you.
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Later you'll make the same.
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I'll get straight to the point, Claire.
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I want to be a better teacher.
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Very glad to hear it.
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And I don't think I'm going to become
one by just teaching PE.
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I feel like I've got more to offer.
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Good.
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So what would I have to do to get back
into a proper classroom?
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Well, you could start by making yourself
available to cover.
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Sounds good to me.
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Was there anything else?
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No, no.
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Brilliant. Thanks.
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Make sure every parent gets a copy of
the brochure and pamphlet and then
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them in here for the welcome speeches.
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Are you listening?
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They've all got pages upside down.
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What? Well, I've looked at a few and
pages two and four are upside down.
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Right,
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grab a pile and follow me.
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We're all going to play for England one
day.
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How'd it go with Claire?
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Yeah, she's behind me 100%. What do you
call that, the Lombarda?
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I mean, I don't want to still be trying
to kick a ball around when I'm 60, do I?
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I suppose so.
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Whereas if I'm doing what you're doing,
I could still have another five years
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left in the classroom.
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Why aren't you changed?
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I'm sorry, sir. It's Miss Page.
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She needs me in the O in ten minutes.
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Are you down for soccer skills?
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I'm down for reading in the hall. I need
you out here.
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Well, she'll rip into me if I'm not
there.
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Well, I'll rip into you if you're not
out here.
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Well, no offence, sir, but I'd rather
piss you off.
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Hang on.
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Oh, dear.
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Friction about to enter the house of
sweetness and love. Jenny's a reasonable
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person. She's a cow.
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Oi!
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Well, he's got a point.
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Aaron's finished. I want you to start,
Emily.
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Don't want a huge gap. Watch him sit
down and you get to your feet. So
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anticipate. Where have you been?
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I need him for soccer skills.
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He's down to read.
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He's the best player in the school.
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Where are you going?
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To read.
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I'm sure we can compromise on this.
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You need him right now?
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Just for when people come through the
gate.
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Well, I suppose I could move him to the
end if you could let him go as soon as
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everyone's in the hall.
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Certainly done.
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Good.
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Oi.
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Bit of a shock, is it?
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What? Seeing two reasonable people
reaching a compromise.
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No, I'm just disappointed.
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Well, here's something to cheer you up.
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Bob and I spent the afternoon trying to
pinpoint where your coverage of the
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syllabus has been poor.
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We need to meet up.
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Talk about teaching plans, charts and
schedules. Great. Great.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Sorted, then.
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Me and Brian have stashed a few light
refreshments away.
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Is the Pope Polish?
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Is he?
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7 .45.
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Do you memorise the G?
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What do you say to get asked an open
question?
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What I've said for the last four years.
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I'm sorry, I'm new to the school.
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Why don't you go and try him?
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Then I'll point to Stephen.
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And off they go.
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Happy to be here.
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What part religion plays in the daily
routine?
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I'm sorry, I've only been here a short
time.
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However, Mr McKenna has been here a lot
longer. I'm sure he can help.
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Mr McKenna?
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This couple are keen to grasp the
religious make -up of the school.
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Really? Yeah.
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No need to go into minute detail. I'm
sure a broad overview will suffice.
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I'll leave you in his capable hands.
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I'll find you later.
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Have you met Mr Dawking?
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Rejoining yourselves?
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Death and repair.
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Me both.
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It's a waste of time. He's coming here
whether he likes it or not.
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Did Susan burn you?
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I gave my job to Todd Chambers.
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Did you sell her?
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No. What are the chances of getting shot
if I light up in here?
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Pretty good.
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You should just sit round the back.
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You can't do that. The place is swarming
with parents wanting to send their kids
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to the school.
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Say, follow me and try to look
inconspicuous.
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Doesn't matter if you don't have a
terminal at home.
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All the work can be done here.
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I'm taking orders.
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I'm going to drink.
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Drink?
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I'm taking orders.
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Three pints of lager and a whiskey
chaser, if you're asking.
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A cup of tea and three shoes.
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You
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need
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to get into the first readings.
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So who's been handling it?
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Arnie. Well, where is he?
298
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He's supposed to be thanking everyone as
well.
299
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,080
Well, maybe Jenny could do it.
300
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Obviously not.
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Look, I need to get some more brochures.
You do it. What do I say?
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I don't know.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to
present a series of readings performed
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members of the school.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs Gately would
like to say a few words.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to
present a series of readings performed
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members of the school.
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I only started to learn about stuff
after I'd left school.
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00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:18,149
Yeah, me too.
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Didn't have a clue what I wanted to do.
Still don't.
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What about you?
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No, you take the piss.
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I bet you might not need to pass the
subject.
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00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:30,469
Yeah, well, I'll need English.
315
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,520
Oh, that's a fair way.
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00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,540
I'll need English to be an English
teacher.
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Cheers. Fucking hell.
318
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,610
Obviously.
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00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,870
Tried to beat me with the old Cruyff
shuffle. It was never going to come off.
320
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Of course.
321
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,860
At least he can still read.
322
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,020
Have you seen Ernie out there?
323
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,750
I've not.
324
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,810
Have you seen Simon?
325
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:34,799
No. I mean, what happened to enjoying
life a bit? That's what I told him. We
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00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,439
have time for settling down. It's
everyone's responsibility to pit the bar
327
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,139
put it off for as long as possible. Hang
on. Aren't you the people who are
328
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,849
supposed to be telling me to get a job?
Think about the future.
329
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,900
Bollocks to that.
330
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:07,630
It's a scary job to do, but it's just a
scary not to do.
331
00:22:07,631 --> 00:22:10,709
I mean, what other profession would have
me?
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00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:11,760
Simon?
333
00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:23,430
Better get back to the hall.
334
00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,350
I was just... I don't want to hear it.
335
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,210
Oh, enough of it, will you?
336
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,430
You're telling me to lighten up?
337
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:35,690
You take everything so fucking seriously
these days.
338
00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:40,620
Susan?
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00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,370
You really have no idea, have you?
340
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,660
Um, we've run out of pamphlets.
341
00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:58,379
There's an extra pile on the shelf under
the photocopier. And the parent has
342
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,619
turned up with an alternative list of
statistics.
343
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,060
She's challenging everyone.
344
00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:04,359
How can I deal with her? She's asking
where you are.
345
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,980
There's only 20 fucking minutes.
346
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:12,519
Just decide what you want and then make
it happen. Just decide what you want and
347
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,200
then make it happen.
348
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,120
Peter? Where is she?
349
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:19,750
No problem.
350
00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:23,099
We had an agreement that she'd leave
once things were up and running.
351
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,150
Maybe she forgot.
352
00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:27,699
She's got exactly 15 minutes to get into
this, put on her make -up and get ready
353
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:28,499
to go out.
354
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,740
She's up to her eyeballs.
355
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,800
Not for much longer, she isn't.
356
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:41,760
In this, there's nothing so becomes a
man as modest doingness and humility.
357
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:46,139
And I'm telling you that these were the
officially published stats for last
358
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,930
year. Yes, now I can carry on. Disguised
fair nature with hard -favoured rage.
359
00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:55,449
Which group had Mr and Mrs Loxton
supposed to be with? Can we just clear
360
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:57,189
problem? I can't do everything at once.
361
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,570
They're with Arnie's group.
362
00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:59,950
They're not on my list.
363
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:05,050
No? No, sorry, they're with, um... I
have a list.
364
00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:07,449
Something messed around with these
papers.
365
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,230
Can we get back to you on that?
366
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:10,820
I had a list.
367
00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:14,649
Why don't we just divvy everyone up now?
Because I had a list. Well, you don't
368
00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:15,700
seem to have one now.
369
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,460
Susan,
370
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:20,380
what are you doing?
371
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,530
What are you doing? For God's sake,
stand still.
372
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,920
What are you doing here?
373
00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:28,459
You've forgotten, haven't you?
374
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,499
Forgotten what?
375
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:34,960
It was on the board, for Christ's sake.
You know how important this is to me.
376
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,000
Sorry. You can still make it.
377
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,460
Put this on and let's get out of here.
378
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,090
I'm not coming.
379
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,830
Yes, you are.
380
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:46,980
Is there a problem?
381
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,570
Get out of those things and into this
dress.
382
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,890
I'm busy.
383
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,700
I gave my own. You need to get changed.
384
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:05,399
If you not be fellow with the best king,
thou shalt find the best king of
385
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,450
good fellows.
386
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,740
Have I had enough of this?
387
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,620
Yes, we have had enough.
388
00:25:12,621 --> 00:25:14,339
You haven't noticed, have you?
389
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,390
Noticed what?
390
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,299
Not once have you asked me how I'm
getting on with a new job, how my days
391
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,350
how the week went.
392
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,690
All I ever hear is what you want, what
you need.
393
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,810
I've been busy too.
394
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,110
Stuff your dinner, Peter. You can go to
hell.
395
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,259
Thank you.
396
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,310
You're sick of it.
397
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,650
And I'm sick of you. Most of all, you,
actually.
398
00:25:32,651 --> 00:25:36,159
You're one extra thing I could do
without. And up to this place, I've
399
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,139
I can't do it. I feel like I'm
suffocating.
400
00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:39,280
You've done a great job.
401
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,220
I've coped, but I can't cope anymore.
402
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,460
Just leave me alone, everyone.
403
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,090
Leave me alone.
404
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,590
Go to hell.
405
00:25:47,591 --> 00:25:52,069
You've become an arrogant, pompous
arsehole. And the last thing she needs
406
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,930
now is an arrogant, pompous arsehole.
407
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:58,500
You what?
408
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:02,380
The only reason people put up with you
these days is because of Susan.
409
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,700
And if she's decided to be honest with
you, why the fuck shouldn't I?
410
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,420
Susan!
411
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,540
You okay?
412
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Looks like I'm off Peter's Christmas
card list too.
413
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,959
I didn't expect much support from him or
Claire. She's on a more pressure than
414
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,760
anyone, but I expected more from you.
415
00:26:31,761 --> 00:26:36,619
It's not a bad philosophy to have. Don't
put yourself out for anyone and people
416
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:39,810
will stop expecting anything. Don't try,
for you can never fail.
417
00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,000
But I'm meant to be your best friend.
418
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:44,500
And I needed help and you weren't there.
419
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,300
I'm sorry.
420
00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:53,589
Anything that isn't about you isn't
worth bothering with, is it?
421
00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:55,130
That's not true. Isn't it?
422
00:26:55,131 --> 00:27:00,229
Did not being able to make the effort,
even for your friends, make you wonder
423
00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:02,520
whether you were really cut out for this
job?
424
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,610
Because it fucking should.
425
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,230
Poor Susan.
426
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:27,060
I've never seen her like that before.
427
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,700
Completely irrational.
428
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,990
She even had a go at me.
429
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,330
Well, did anyone go with her to make
sure she was all right?
430
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,110
She drove off before anyone had a
chance.
431
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,190
And how was Peter?
432
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,470
Who cares?
433
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,140
What's she bringing you?
434
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,370
She said that maybe I wasn't cut out for
teaching.
435
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,980
Well, at least you agree on something.
436
00:27:54,981 --> 00:27:58,979
I never said I wasn't cut out for it. I
said I don't know if it's what I want to
437
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:03,099
do for the rest of my life. Yeah, but if
you hate doing it so much... I don't. I
438
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,080
hate... being it.
439
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,370
Yesterday, one of my kids told me he
wanted to be a teacher.
440
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,360
I did my best to talk him out of it.
441
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:17,950
Why?
442
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,560
Well, he should aim higher.
443
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,600
Well, what did you want to be at school?
444
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,160
Rich. Oh, and that was it?
445
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,980
It was the 80s.
446
00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:32,219
He probably looked at you and thought,
teaching? What a fantastic dose.
447
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:33,259
That'd be a laugh.
448
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,310
Yeah.
449
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,740
That means you're a role model.
450
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,980
I want to be like you.
451
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,040
You're a terrifying fucking fool.
452
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,410
How's Susan?
453
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,070
I don't know.
454
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,560
Have you not spoken to her?
455
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:54,160
No, well, I thought I should, you know,
let her and Peter get things sorted.
456
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,970
What's that like?
457
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,650
It's a framework for responding to
poetry.
458
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,760
I find it useful for looking at tone,
attitude, pace, mood.
459
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:07,380
A framework to appreciate poetry?
460
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,110
Students like it.
461
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,970
Well, this is going to make me a better
teacher.
462
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,530
There's always hope.
463
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,280
She always struck me as so together.
464
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,310
How long does it take to get over a
breakdown?
465
00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:25,920
I had an auntie who suffered a breakdown
when she was 26.
466
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:27,830
She was a vegetable till she died at 85.
467
00:30:27,831 --> 00:30:30,049
She's reeling out the light in her room.
468
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:34,070
We've had four major crashes, three mini
-crises here in four years. Beth?
469
00:30:34,071 --> 00:30:36,409
We should put that in the new
prospectus.
470
00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:39,730
First of all, thank you very much for
your hard work yesterday.
471
00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:43,670
I think it went reasonably well,
considering.
472
00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:49,770
Susan called me at home this morning and
she's decided to take some time off.
473
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:50,980
How is she?
474
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:52,610
She says she's feeling fine.
475
00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:59,540
I got the card, if everyone could find
it.
476
00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:05,930
Looking forward to seeing you back at
work, love, Liz.
477
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:10,499
Well, that's certainly going to cheer
someone up who's just had a breakdown
478
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,539
because of work.
479
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:14,430
Obviously, with Susan away, we need to
cover her lessons.
480
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,680
Any chance of a late morning, Kurt?
481
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,800
Up to my neck in diagnostics. Simon?
482
00:31:19,801 --> 00:31:23,669
I'm afraid my teaching life's no longer
mine since your thoughtful reassigning.
483
00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:25,969
I'm entirely in the hands of Jenny.
You'll have to ask her.
484
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:28,709
I've had hope to monitor Simon's work
today, see where we need to concentrate
485
00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:29,760
our efforts.
486
00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:31,240
Sorry, Bob.
487
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,590
Brian! What?
488
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:35,840
Take a look at your schedule, see if we
can fit you in.
489
00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:37,340
Fantastic.
490
00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:42,369
Susan's duties as head of year will need
to be divided up. Can you take over the
491
00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:45,690
admin side, Jenny? And Simon, can you
take pastoral care?
492
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,590
Well, I think that about covers it.
493
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,540
Any problems, you know where I am.
494
00:31:52,931 --> 00:31:54,299
I'm
495
00:31:54,300 --> 00:32:13,739
not
496
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:18,120
sure I'm the right person to take over
pastoral care.
497
00:32:18,121 --> 00:32:22,619
Discipline would never really be my
thing, and that's for counselling. Why
498
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:25,000
you see it as a chance to learn new
skills?
499
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,710
Like Brian.
500
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,870
In fact, Susan suggested you
specifically for the job.
501
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,520
Never know, you might surprise yourself.
502
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,150
Doubt it.
503
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,980
Any further thoughts on your job?
504
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,100
Lots of thoughts, nothing concrete.
505
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,220
Don't think about it for too long.
506
00:32:40,221 --> 00:32:44,009
Susan's not at home at the moment,
she's, um...
507
00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:45,090
She's staying in a B &B.
508
00:32:45,091 --> 00:32:47,549
Be good if someone went round and
checked that she's all right.
509
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,600
Absolutely.
510
00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:51,010
I'll leave it with you, then.
511
00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:05,560
Olly?
512
00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:06,740
Olly?
513
00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:08,720
I've been, er...
514
00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:12,749
I've been thinking about what you said
yesterday about teaching, and I've
515
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:18,650
realised that may have sounded a bit...
derogatory.
516
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:23,989
Just because I think teaching is a
difficult job shouldn't mean that you
517
00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:30,929
can't... If you look at me and think,
yeah, then that's
518
00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:36,329
great, really great, actually, and me
and your dad shouldn't... Don't be put
519
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,380
off.
520
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:44,359
If it's what you want to do, then I'm
behind you 100%. I'm flattered, to be
521
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,410
honest. OK?
522
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:47,310
Whatever.
523
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,720
I thought Miss Gately got on her
trolley, sir.
524
00:33:54,721 --> 00:33:59,119
Mrs Gately's had a breakdown, that's
all, so I don't want to hear any talk
525
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,480
madness or nutcases.
526
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,730
Is that clear?
527
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:04,230
Right.
528
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,980
Now, can anyone tell me...
529
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,699
What, you've been working on with Mrs
Gately before she went... home?
530
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,880
Mrs Gately did not go mad.
531
00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:20,379
Someone's sort of being cut off in a
straitjacket. You can see in front of
532
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:24,619
on the desk are some papers, and this is
a learning aid we're going to use
533
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:25,860
today. Oh, boring.
534
00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:30,760
Number one, briefly introduce the title
of the poem and the name of the poet.
535
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,580
Challenging stuff so far.
536
00:34:33,581 --> 00:34:37,339
A teacher's allowed to carry on teaching
if they've gone mad.
537
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,919
In some schools, it's a requirement.
538
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:44,039
So, in here we put, life doesn't
frighten me at all by Maya Angelou.
539
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,360
if it happens to her again?
540
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,479
She might lose it and attack someone.
541
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,159
Put your pens down and listen to me.
542
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:57,799
Mrs Gately didn't have a breakdown. She
had a normal, healthy rant, and I'm sure
543
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,540
he's now feeling a whole lot better.
544
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,060
Has she left the school?
545
00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:02,920
No, she hasn't. She was...
546
00:35:02,921 --> 00:35:07,559
working hard, trying to keep everything
going, and a lot of people, myself
547
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,180
included, didn't realise how much she'd
taken on.
548
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,640
She's always been there to help and
support others, but when she needed
549
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,380
we... I let her down.
550
00:35:18,381 --> 00:35:23,179
She's a terrific person and has always
been a good friend for me and a lot of
551
00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:27,839
other people in school, and I'm feeling
really shit about it. So, can we change
552
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,890
the subject?
553
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,350
Good.
554
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,170
Number two, classify the poem. Is it a
sonnet, a ballad, a lyric?
555
00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,570
Can we get on with the class, please?
556
00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:47,960
What dragon calls it, sir? Well, I don't
know. You're the ones doing psychology.
557
00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:51,300
Psychology is the study of human
behaviour.
558
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:54,650
Psychiatry deals with mental disorders.
559
00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:56,430
He mentioned mental disorders.
560
00:36:01,111 --> 00:36:04,859
Jackie should be coming back to school
soon.
561
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:08,800
Look, lots of people go through this
kind of thing and come back. Like who?
562
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,170
Stan Collymore.
563
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,900
Politics. Communication.
564
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,960
What is the poet communicating to the
reader?
565
00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:21,519
That she's not scared of anything.
566
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:26,200
Except? In her dreams. And her dreams
are? Well, they're her... Jeremy?
567
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,410
Anyone?
568
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,170
I've got a magic charm that I keep up my
sleeves.
569
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,720
I can walk the ocean floor and never
have to breathe.
570
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,560
What is her magic charm?
571
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:45,679
She has nothing to be afraid of except
in her dreams. What stops her being
572
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,730
frightened?
573
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,040
Jeremy? Herself.
574
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,659
Exactly. She has nothing to be afraid of
because she's always had her belief in
575
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:56,710
herself.
576
00:36:57,220 --> 00:37:00,400
And she finishes defiantly with...
577
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:04,290
Life doesn't frighten me at all. Not at
all, not at all.
578
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:07,710
Life doesn't frighten me at all.
579
00:37:10,610 --> 00:37:12,250
Part seven, conclusions.
580
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,690
With a bit of luck, I'll see you all
next week.
581
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,110
Thinking more of the questions about
Susan.
582
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,770
Thanks.
583
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,330
Pity you can't apply that thought
process to things as they happen.
584
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,440
So, what mark do I get for the lesson?
585
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,150
B, I reckon.
586
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,090
Could do better.
587
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,020
Yeah, well, it was a really thrilling
lesson.
588
00:37:51,021 --> 00:37:55,179
If I could program a robot to the point
of the board, I could stay in bed all
589
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:56,560
day and let him get on with it.
590
00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,600
You're still covering all the work.
591
00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:02,740
How have I managed without you all these
months?
592
00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:04,240
Badly.
593
00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:10,070
Claire felt there's someone else to see
Susan.
594
00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,360
I'm sending my love.
595
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,440
And she didn't say me.
596
00:38:12,441 --> 00:38:14,749
You're her friend. You'd be the best
person to go.
597
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,610
But I'm crap in those situations.
598
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:19,250
I start grinning like an idiot. I can't
help it.
599
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:23,990
Hospital visits, remembrance services,
funerals. Nervous reactions.
600
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,240
Exactly. And I wouldn't know what to
say.
601
00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:27,989
Just say what you just said to the
students.
602
00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:29,040
What did I say?
603
00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:32,779
about how she was under pressure and
felt unsupported and how bad we were
604
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,019
feeling for not recognising she needed
help.
605
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,820
See? You're a natural.
606
00:38:36,821 --> 00:38:43,519
You're making me physically sick now,
Mum. I'm telling you, I had to meet now
607
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,570
the palm of my hand.
608
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,680
Anyone fancy a pint or two?
609
00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:52,899
I've got to go to the library and get a
couple of books out.
610
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,130
Have you been formally introduced to
Yoda?
611
00:38:55,131 --> 00:38:59,279
Don't knock a bit of commitment and
enthusiasm.
612
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,339
God knows it's a rare enough commodity
around here. Lend me your phone.
613
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,630
I'm not knocking commitment and
enthusiasm.
614
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,340
I'm just knocking them in you.
615
00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,599
Come
616
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:15,679
on,
617
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,960
come on, come on, come on.
618
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,810
Hi, mate. It's me.
619
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,760
Thanks for joining us for a drink.
620
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,630
No, I haven't been sad. Not yet.
621
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:30,430
Yeah, about ten minutes, yeah?
622
00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:31,700
See you down there.
623
00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:33,140
Bye.
624
00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:37,390
How's your daddy going?
625
00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:38,640
He's got to rush off.
626
00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:40,450
Shame. Yeah.
627
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,870
See you down there? See you down there.
628
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,340
Arnie Lawson?
629
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,770
A bit embarrassing, really.
630
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,610
He wants to be an English teacher.
631
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:52,130
Well, I must be doing something, right?
632
00:39:52,131 --> 00:39:56,899
What? Oh, mate, you think he wants to be
an English teacher because he wants to
633
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,559
be like you?
634
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,759
He just wants to pounce about reading
poetry going, oh, what is this saying to
635
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,810
you?
636
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:07,639
Mm, look at me, I've never seen you
before. Come on, come on, could you ever
637
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,000
one in a million?
638
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,900
I'm gonna step off the pace if you're
ready to face them.
639
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,470
You should have gone to see Susan
yourself.
640
00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:20,779
She doesn't need someone like me, she
needs another woman. She should have
641
00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:21,830
to see you.
642
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:24,690
Which is my point. We all need a woman
in that situation.
643
00:40:25,070 --> 00:40:29,429
If I was in need of a bit of looking
after, I wouldn't want Kurt and Brian
644
00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:30,690
turning up at my doorstep.
645
00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,390
That'd be very sympathetic.
646
00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:34,400
Exactly.
647
00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:36,340
Ah, fuck me.
648
00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:37,520
It's Socrates.
649
00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:40,560
It's the only one they had on
psychology.
650
00:40:40,561 --> 00:40:43,949
I've got to get work cut out getting
through that before tomorrow morning.
651
00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:45,000
Oh, skimming.
652
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,230
It's a fucking fascinating subject.
653
00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,820
Sadly, we could all learn a lot off
these boys.
654
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,850
A pint?
655
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,680
Better have a reading to do tonight.
656
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,050
Make it a pint.
657
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,450
It's easier to skim when you're a bit
pissed, isn't it?
658
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,380
He was nursing that book like it was a
baby.
659
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,639
Did you see when the farmer tried to
pick it up? I thought he was going to
660
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,980
it. Oh, sweet.
661
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,080
Seemed pretty determined, though.
662
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,510
Kept his consumption down to five
pounds.
663
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,060
Must be serious, eh?
664
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,400
What do you say you like to do?
665
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,920
Um... Sometimes.
666
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,370
Only sometimes?
667
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:43,139
Yeah, when I get to drive around like a
maniac, intimidating people with locking
668
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:44,460
them up and they piss me off.
669
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,390
I can see that.
670
00:41:47,690 --> 00:41:49,330
He laughed but it was a joke.
671
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:51,650
Yeah, I spotted it.
672
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:59,230
How would you feel about going out with
a proper full -time teacher?
673
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,730
I don't know, what's he look like?
674
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,480
I'm up and you are down.
675
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:13,830
Baby, that's when you got to come
around.
676
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,740
Got to eat my pain and soothe my brain.
Got to take me in, out, out this rain.
677
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,070
Stop the time.
678
00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:21,310
Don't be late.
679
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:28,160
I believe by the highest state. There is
no rhyme to express my emotions.
680
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,740
There's only rhyme to feel.
681
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,080
There is no rhyme.
682
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,040
So, are we all clear about who's
covering what?
683
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,330
Yep.
684
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,690
You've got two passable appointments
this morning.
685
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,599
One case of graffiti and a bullying
incident that Mr McKenna's brought to my
686
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,650
attention.
687
00:42:56,140 --> 00:43:01,440
Next week, I'll have worked out what
needs to be done in terms of overall
688
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,330
But in the meantime, we're just going to
have...
689
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:10,240
Susan. Before you ask, I'm feeling fine.
690
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,970
It's good to see you.
691
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:20,380
Have you got the emoticon?
692
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:21,770
Yes.
693
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:45,120
Don't sit there gawping. You're making
me feel like an exhibit.
694
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,930
What happened?
695
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,240
Why are you back so soon?
696
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,840
I need to get a few things straight.
697
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:01,019
Jenny, I'll be real help. I wasn't most
used to you when...
698
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:05,280
I'm sorry.
699
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,600
I didn't expect anything else.
700
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:09,950
No.
701
00:44:12,170 --> 00:44:13,220
It's all right.
702
00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:15,200
How's Peter?
703
00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,140
I've left him.
704
00:44:19,470 --> 00:44:20,520
You've what?
705
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,420
Left him.
706
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,230
Good? Yes, good.
707
00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:34,050
Look, if there's anything I can do...
Thanks.
708
00:44:35,790 --> 00:44:39,809
And because I'm a much better friend
than you are, I want to apologise for
709
00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:40,860
I said.
710
00:44:43,630 --> 00:44:47,230
Right. You're just a different kind of
teacher. No less valid.
711
00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:50,540
Thanks.
712
00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:55,240
You might as well have this, seeing as
you're better.
713
00:44:56,410 --> 00:44:58,270
I don't need to sound so disappointed.
714
00:44:58,870 --> 00:44:59,920
Thanks.
715
00:45:01,870 --> 00:45:03,730
I was going to come and see you tonight.
716
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:04,900
Right.
717
00:45:05,810 --> 00:45:10,930
Maggie was wondering if you fancied
coming and kipping at ours for a bit.
718
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:12,730
We've got a fold -down sofa bed.
719
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,350
Anything's better than a B &B. I'm fine,
actually.
720
00:45:16,351 --> 00:45:18,389
Jenny's offered me a room in her place.
721
00:45:18,390 --> 00:45:19,440
And she's accepted.
722
00:45:20,530 --> 00:45:21,850
I'm moving in this evening.
723
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,330
Come round if you want.
724
00:45:25,030 --> 00:45:31,510
No, I... First night and all that. I'll
let you settle in first.
725
00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:37,650
Go up to page 63, too.
726
00:45:41,230 --> 00:45:42,830
Die in a fucking tracksuit.
727
00:46:16,001 --> 00:46:18,219
You got an appointment?
728
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:19,270
I'll say one minute.
729
00:46:19,271 --> 00:46:22,599
So we're booking an appointment. If I
book an appointment, it'll leave time
730
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,959
me to change my mind. And if I change my
mind again, I won't need the
731
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,940
appointment. Thanks for understanding.
732
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,199
Just wanted to tell you I've decided I
want my job, but it's going to become
733
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,360
permanent. Good.
734
00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:38,660
I'm pleased to hear it.
735
00:46:46,091 --> 00:46:49,609
I've come to a decision about teaching.
736
00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:50,660
Me too.
737
00:46:50,690 --> 00:46:54,180
I'm really pleased for you. Yeah, I've
just found out what you lot earn.
738
00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:55,560
Bollocks to that.
739
00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,630
Life's not just about money, you know.
740
00:46:58,890 --> 00:47:01,000
The rest of the thing is job
satisfaction.
741
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:02,440
Yeah, right.
742
00:47:03,810 --> 00:47:05,370
Claire asked me to give you this.
743
00:47:05,371 --> 00:47:06,749
What's this?
744
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,330
An application form. A what?
745
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,930
An application form.
746
00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:13,049
You didn't think they were just going to
hand you the job, did you?
747
00:47:13,050 --> 00:47:14,649
This is where you write your name.
748
00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:16,940
Name. And this is where you write your
address.
749
00:47:16,941 --> 00:47:20,049
Address. And here is where it says, why
do you want the job?
750
00:47:20,050 --> 00:47:23,550
And you say, I don't know, really. I
can't think of anything else to do.
751
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,150
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