All language subtitles for Snobs s01e26

As the clock ticks towards the end of
the school year, let me say how much of

pleasure it's been for me to teach all
of you this year.

Now, I'm sorry that some of your final
report cards aren't as glowing as I'd

like them to have been.

But I know that all of you, well, nearly
all of you, tried your hardest.

Yes! Yes! Thank you. You're the best.

Beecher, seven E's.

Mum's going to kill me when she reads
this.

No, she won't. She will. She won't
because she won't get to read it.

Just tell her Sam and Ryan pinched it.

She's not going to believe that.

I've got seven B's.

Dad'll put my pocket money up.

They're not B's. You've got seven D's.
They'll be B's when I change them to

Why? Get lost.

Oh. It's got to stay in there.

None of your business. Don't touch it.
It's got to be Marion's report card. Get

lost. What?

Mum's got to read this. I'm telling you,
Marion, put it in the bin.

I'm warning you.

You don't stop it.

Bye.

All right, you win.

Let's see how stupid he really is. Come
on.

Hi. Remember Princess, my cousin's dog?
What about her? She had puppies.

I'm going to see her now. Do you want to
come?

Mum said I have to meet her over near
the side gate. She's got a surprise for

me. Lucky you.

See ya.

So what are you doing for the holidays?
Forgetting about school.

Mrs Church wrote really mean stuff in my
report card.

You've got to admit, you didn't work
very hard this year. Are you on her side

something? No, but you didn't. I suppose
you got seven A's.

Yes. So everyone's a genius except me.

Marion Freeman.

D, D, D.

is a bright boy, but his terrible
results reflect his complete disregard

learning. Mind your own business,
genius. I'm afraid to say that Marion is

biggest disappointment in 15 years of
teaching.

Look out. I'm afraid to say that Marion
is a total idiot.

Oi! Come here!

Just a tad counterclockwise.

Perfect. Bolted into place.

Mum?

This is the surprise. Hi, darling. I
knew you'd be thrilled. Your great

-grandfather's statue finally gets the
tender loving care he deserves.

But it was okay at the memorial park.

Yes, but the council couldn't afford to
maintain it. Not only did your great

-great -grandfather found Eden Beach,
but he also put the very first school on

this very site.

So I persuaded Mr. Alexander to let me
relocate him here.

Wow.

Abby, one day you'll realize that our
family heritage is something to be

immensely proud of.

Did you leave behind your school books
for next year's book exchange? No. Oh,

well, you should have.

I've already organised Charlie to do the
same.

All right.

Well, let's go.

Marion's a stupid boy and his bad
results are... Watch out!

Whoa! No worries, Mrs Utley. They
pinched Marion's report card.

Pups don't look anything like her, do
they?

Well, no.

I'd like to know who the father is.
Princess is a pedigree animal.

Can't have any old dog fathering her
pups. It's funny, they look really,

really like... Who?

I could be wrong, Uncle Doug.

Look, you obviously know who the father
is.

Tell me.

Statue was 80 years old. Mum, it was an
accident.

Well, that doesn't put the statue's head
back on, does it?

Mum.

Why not use your brains and make two
trips? I had the books in my billy cart,

but Marion's dog stole it. He's making
it up, Mum. He was too lazy to make two

trips. You little fibber. Why would
Stomp steal your cart?

Charlie, even I don't believe that dog
stole your cart.

Get in the car.

I hate Eden Beach.

Wish we'd never have come here. Why?
It's great. How many times have we got

and Sam?

Who cares? And I wish I'd never met
Abby.

She hasn't said anything wrong. We're
not townies, but we have to live by

rules. Who says you can't have brains
unless the teacher reckons you have?

If I could click my fingers and get us
out of this place, I would.

What's going on?

G'day, fellas.

Better get your stuff packed.

We're moving on.

We're leaving Eden Beach?

Yep.

Yes. It worked.

We can't go. We can.

We are. And about time, too.

Banjo?

But it's a cool holiday.

And I've worked out a hundred ways to
get Ryan and Sam.

Better get on with it, mate. We're going
first thing in the morning. Did you

bring home your report card?

Oh, I wish I could have. It was my best
one ever.

And then Ryan and Sam pinched it.

Tore it up and tossed it away.

You two wait here. I won't be long.

A good fibber uses their brain, stupid.
The fib has to make sense.

What would a dog want with a billy cart?
I don't know, but he stole it.

You're pathetic.

He deliberately grabbed the statue as he
went past it. I might have touched it

on my way past. Accidentally.

Yeah, it was an accident. We were
chasing Ryan and Sam. That's right.

The statue has been destroyed.

I can't begin to tell you what that
statue means to Eden Beach, not to

my family.

And I expect you people to take full
responsibility for it. Well, I can have

shot at fixing it. You are joking,
aren't you? I expect you to pay for its

replacement. Well, for starters, we
don't have that sort of money. And for

seconds, we're leaving first thing
tomorrow morning.

We're leaving?

You most certainly are not leaving first
thing in the morning.

I thought you wanted to get rid of them,
Mum.

I told you to stay in the car.

The dog did steal my billy cart. What?

Where's Snobs? He stole my cart. I told
you both to wait in the car.

How would I know where he is? Yeah, and
as if he's going to steal your stupid

car. Charlie, get back to the car.

It's not fair.

Look, I can't put it any plainer than
this. You are not leaving Eden Beach

the matter of the statue has been
resolved.

If need be, I'll have Constable Stumpson
stop you leaving.

I've just made the most terrible...
They're leaving.

What? Who?

Marion. All of them. They're leaving
tomorrow morning. The ferals are finally

leaving Eden Beach.

Fantastic!

Now listen... Marion looks like he can't
wait to go. He doesn't care. He didn't

even tell me. I told you he was never
really your friend.

He's a feral! Now listen, I've just seen
princesses pop and they look exactly

like snobs. Oh no.

What did your uncle say? He's furious.

He's going to take the pups to the
pound, and you know what will happen to

there. Of course I know. Even though
they're feral pups. They don't deserve

that. He can't do it. Maybe he'll listen
to you.

Come on.

Uncle Doug!

We were just coming to see you. You
remember Abby? Please don't take the

They've gone. Not to the pound. No,
they've disappeared.

So's Princess.

But...

walk very far feral kid with a mongrel
must have pinched them what's his name

marion but i know he couldn't have taken
them i just saw him oh well you would

say that you're a mate of his well i'm
gonna get that kid find those pups and

that dog and take them to the pound at
least we've got time to find the pups

right so you're not worried what uncle
doug might do to marion marion can't

to get away from eden beach and me why
should i worry about him absolutely

but he was at the camp He couldn't have
taken Princess and the Pops.

So who took them?

What are you doing? Nothing.

Better get packing.

I'm not going anywhere. We're all going
together. No way.

I've got unfinished business with Ryan
and Sam. Have you seen Banjo? No.

He's wandered off again.

Go and find him, please. And where's
Marion?

Looking for snobs. Well, if you see him,
tell him to look for snobs and Banjo.

Um, I think I'd better stay behind
tomorrow.

I'm feeling a bit sick.

See? Spots.

Go and wash your face. And help look for
Banjo.

Pups could be anywhere.

Someone could have stolen them.

So we'll ask people if they've seen
them.

Whoa. Don't you ever look where you're
going. Shut up.

Remember my cousin's dog, Princess?

What about her? She and her pups have
gone missing. And if her Uncle Doug

the pups, he's going to take them to the
pound. And you know what that means.

Yeah, well, come and watch.

If you see them, let us know. Okay.

Oh, and guess what?

The frail are leaving town tomorrow
morning for good.

What's your problem?

Frills are leaving.

We're glad because we hate them. Yeah,
we hate them. That's why we like to get

them. If they leave, we won't be able to
get them anymore.

I thought of a thousand ways to get them
over the holiday.

You have to get them one last time
before they leave.

Let's find those dogs.

I could be. Just like that, you've got
to be. Your name, Marion. No way.

Prove it. I can't prove that I'm not
Marion. My name's Spike.

Hang on, I can prove it. My school
report.

See, my name. It's not Marion.

Okay, you're not Marion.

But you've got seven E's.

You're an idiot.

Yeah.

Um, what's Marion done wrong? Stolen my
dog and her pups.

His life's not going to be worth living.

Why would Marion want to steal a dog and
her pups?

Banjo! Snobs!

Snobs! Right there!

Banjo!

Where are you, Banjo?

Snobs!

Mum!

Alright, Charlie, you can come.

But only if you stay in the car and
don't go on about that dog stealing your

car. Yes, ma 'am. Rachel, you know the
freemen are leaving in the morning. Oh,

well, I've got an update for you.
They're not leaving in the morning. That

boy Marion destroyed great
-grandfather's statue.

Well, I did tell you not to move it.

Anyway, I'm meeting Constable Stubbs and
taking him to the feral camp. He can

stop them leaving until the matter's
resolved.

And here you've been trying to get rid
of them for so long.

Get in the car, Charlie.

I don't need your sarcasm.

Don't go down there now. Just in case.

Just in case what?

I'm on my way there. Why?

Dropping back a wanderer.

Well, you don't need to go. I can take
him. No, Rachel.

For your own good, I suggest you don't
go.

Nobody likes a fibber. You should have
made two trips and that's all there is

it.

If we can get Snobs, there's no way the
girls will leave without him. Call him

again. He's not listening.

Snobs! Come on, Snobs. Good boy. Come
on.

What's Brooke's cousin's dog's name?

Princess. Princess!

Good girl.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Princess.

Come on, Princess.

We don't want her in our cuffs.

Well, we can't have him without her.

Come on, Princess.

Come on, Princess. Come on, Princess.

Good girl, come on. Come on, Princess.

Come on. Good girl. Come on. Hey!

Oh, what do you want? What are you doing
with Snug? And whose dog is that?

Nickoff, feral.

Come here, Snug. Snug.

Come here.

Snug.

Come here, boy. Looks like it doesn't
want to go with you.

Now nick off or we'll make you.

She'll tell Marion. Better hurry. Come
on. Come on, princess.

Come on, princess. Come on.

Snob!

Hey!

Okay. Remember, he can't wait to get
away from you. He was never a real

He's just not like us.

Hi. I can't find snobs anywhere. Have
you seen him? No, but did you need to

me you're leaving Eden Beach?

Maybe. Are you looking forward to going?

What do you think? I don't belong here.
I've never belonged here. You know that.

So we weren't really friends?

I don't know.

You were a town kid. I never was.

We were different.

Told you so.

Have it your way.

Oh, but congratulations.

What for?

Snobs is a father.

How do you think it happened? Snobs and
Princess obviously liked each other. We

agreed, Banjo.

Abby, what are we doing here? But it
hasn't happened. It's just different

Brooke. It won't kill you. It didn't
kill me. Shh! And I've yet again seen

almost hit by someone's car.

We'll get the operation done.

When? Where? You're leaving in the
morning. Not if your daughter has

do with it. Oh, don't worry about her.

We're going up the coast. We'll get it
done there.

The doctor said he should have the
operation soon.

We're running out of time.

Hey, I just saw Banjo, but... Hey, there
he is. How did he get out of here?

Banjo needs to be with us.

He's staying in Eden Beach with me to
have it done. Gwen, you've got no right

incite. I have every right. That's
rubbish.

I just saw Sabin Ryan. Shh.

He's my son. He's part of our family.
Why do you think you have any right?

Because I have always looked out for the
welfare of my family.

That little boy is my flesh and blood,
as much as he is yours.

Mum?

What are you talking about?

Oh, well, I did suggest you not come,
just in case.

Kizzy's my sister.

Tobar's my nephew, your cousin.

Banjo is my great -nephew.

So is Marion.

Oh, and Abby and Marion are second
cousins.

Mum, this is some sort of tasteless
joke.

Is it?

No.

You can call me Auntie.

Why do you think I let them stay?

We all camped here 50 years ago. I liked
it and stayed.

Kizzy didn't.

But I'm still older than she is.

And I'm still getting my way.

Banjo is staying with me.

Cousin, you're a feral?

Speak, sis.

Does anybody care that I saw Ryan and
Sam with snobs and another dog and some

puppies? I saw them too, but I didn't
see Ryan and Sam.

Where?

School's broken up for the year.

No one's going to look here.

Great place to hide them. Yep.

They'll look hungry. You mind them while
I get some dog food.

Hey.

I'm a genius.

Pareto.

I can't show my face in this town ever
again. Why not?

I've gallivanted happily around the
place for 50 years.

Who knew you... Why didn't you tell me
you were a freeman?

A feral.

It's just a word.

We're human beings.

Hey!

You're Ryan Granger. That's right.

You're, uh... Brooke's Uncle Doug. Seen
that feral kid Marion around?

Oh, no, sir. His dog?

Um, no, sir. Are you sure?

Promise. Are you very sure? I promise I
haven't seen snobs or princess or even

any puppies.

But there's nothing in this direction
except school.

School's over.

The perfect place to hide something,
idiot.

Where is it?

Up here. Up here?

Oh, no, that's Brooke's uncle, Doug.
He's going to get to them first. Maybe

There's nothing that way except the old
shed.

Come on, there's a shortcut.

There they are.

And look at the snobs.

Perfect dad.

I think I was blaming those ferals. Sam!

Run for it, Sam!

You won't get away with it, you ratbags.

Come on, now's our chance.

I know you can't.

I'll take off with them.

Quick, he'll come looking for them. No,
that's okay. He's chasing Ryan and Sam.

Blow you. Dogs have to be around here
somewhere.

No, he's not.

Come on, snobs.

Snobs, come on.

He won't go anywhere without the pups.

Right.

Gotcha.

Oh, of course. Weren't I surprised?

Marion didn't steal Princess and the
pups. Well, I know that now.

Ryan and Sam did. But your mongrel got
to Princess and fathered those pups. So

it and the pups are going to the pound.

And you know what'll happen to them
there.

I'll get them out of the pound. I know
the bloke who runs it. Good luck trying.

You can't do that. Just watch me.

Fine, take them to the pound. And snobs
gone.

That's what I'm doing.

You're next, you mongrel.

You won't move. You won't go anywhere
without Princess.

No problem.

Come on, Princess.

Princess, come here.

And Princess won't go anywhere without
the snobs.

You have to take her to the pound too.

Oh, I know what you could do.

Get rid of the pups right here.

Safe taking them to the pound.

Or we could do a deal.

What if I promise snobs we'll never ever
see Princess again?

If only a new snob can't see Princess
again because you're leaving in the

morning. Hmm.

So what's it feel like being a townie? I
am not.

You are.

We're cousins. We're both feral and
townie.

Just both, though. So much for us being
different.

Yeah.

I'm all packed.

Are you all packed?

I'm not going.

What? Snopes has got a new family.

So have I.

Where are you going to live?

Banjo and Mum are staying at Abby's
gran's place. There's room for me, too.

That's so unfair.

You didn't want to stay. Now you are.

And I never wanted to go, but now I am.

And I'm Mrs Church's biggest
disappointment in 15 years.

I told you teachers don't have a clue
about brains.

So, you're staying.

How are you going to keep snobs away
from Princess?

I love a challenge.

Our mum says feral's just a word.

We're human beings.

Cowards! I didn't want to go.

Well, we had a million ways to get you.
Yeah, well, I had ten million ways to

get you. Yeah, sure.

We won.

Yeah, we won. You did not!

Who won?

What? We thought you'd won.

You... Well, I couldn't leave you here
thinking you'd won.

Gee, so he just started.