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Here we are, in the face of a silver spoon.

Hoping to find two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't find.

To build a school together, you have to get...

for the summer.

We're all so far to stay.

Everybody go surfing.

Surfing U .S.

Hey.

I was just pretending to be young.

I suppose it's only natural to get a little giddy when going on vacation.

Giddy? Yes.

You know the feeling you get when everything matches?

Oh, hi, Dexter.

Hi, Kate. Did you bring the Baxter proposal?

Right here.

And it appears to have been written in blood.

They'll distribute our points throughout Canada, but they insist on a 20 %

discount.

And they want us to pay for the advertising, too?

I'm surprised they didn't ask for the moon.

Check the last page.

What? Just kidding.

Oh, really, Dexter.

Edward, this proposal is a mess. I can't go all the way up to Cape Cod.

Honey, we've been all over this before. We've been putting off our summer

vacation.

All summer.

Well, I've been working on this Canadian deal a long time. And you've done a

wonderful job. And don't you think you deserve a couple of weeks off?

You've done all the hard work. Now Dexter can fuss over the small details.

Oh, goody. I love fussing.

I don't know.

It's only a phone call away. Don't worry. It's all right. Well, that's

But, however... And you don't want Ledward to be left alone with all those

bikinis.

Bikinis?

I'll go get my tennis racket.

Now you're talking.

Okay, Dex, you can help me load the car.

Say what?

I just saw Richard out front. Why don't you get him to do it? Because he's out

front saying goodbye to his girlfriend, and I wouldn't want to interrupt that.

Well, I would.

Inside, outside USA.

Inside, outside USA.

Tammy, you didn't have to get me going away prison.

Well, then give it back. No way.

Boy, would you look at that.

Isn't that great?

Terrific. Useful, too.

What is it?

It's the nose guard, silly.

That way, your nose won't get all burned and peely.

But won't I look like a real dork?

Yep. I don't want any beach bunnies liking what they see.

Tammy, I promise, I'm not even going to look at another girl.

Oh, sure.

Look, you have my word on it.

Besides, you're numero uno.

Oh, I love it when you speak Spanish.

Are you sure you can't get away for a weekend and come visit?

Oh, I wish I could.

But duty calls at the Atomic Burger.

Station wagons all packed, son.

Station wagon?

Yeah, finally.

Dad, I thought the station wagon was going into the shop for new brakes.

That's right. We'll have to switch everything over to the Jeep. Dex, Dex,

Well, it's about time.

Honey, look what you're missing.

Well, I had one little phone call to make, and that is it.

Now what? I am going to relax.

I'm not even going to think about the Baxter deal. Well, good.

What does Dexter worry about? If he has any trouble, he can always...

Hold you.

I'll just be a sec.

Nothing. There's a guy and his dog ran by here.

I don't know why they let dogs on that beach, you know.

Who was that on the phone? Oh, Dexter.

But, Edward, I promise, if the phone rings again, I am not going to go in the

house and answer it.

Well, good.

See, I brought it out here.

You're actually going to sit out here?

Oh, yes, I have the figures inside.

Well, I think we offered them a six percent, but we took a seven.

Hey, son.

That thing makes you look like a real dork.

Dad, I promised Tanny I would wear it, okay?

Hey, how about you and me spending some father -son time together? How about we

have a tanning contest?

Sorry, Dad. I promised some guys I'd go surfing with them. Then we'll go on

water skiing this afternoon.

I've never seen you so busy.

Yeah, well, keeping busy, I'll pass the time.

Two days down and 12 to go.

I'm so glad we're all enjoying our summer vacation.

Yeah, and it's just that I miss Tammy, that's all. Hon, did we depreciate our

new factory equipment over five years or seven?

Ooh, the fun never stops.

Coming, hon.

in the cabin next door. I'm Donna.

Hi.

You a surfer?

Yeah, I hit the monster foam every now and then.

I've always wanted to try, but it looks so dangerous.

Well, the bigger the risk, the bigger the fun.

Ooh.

Can you swim?

Sure. Well, then, you're halfway there. I can teach you. Really?

Oh, you're probably too busy.

Well, you know, I usually am, but not today.

Okay, let me go get a towel, and I'll tell my folks where I'll be.

Okay, I'll see you in a few minutes. It's a date. Right, a date.

No, no, no, it's not a date.

It's really more like a mutually agreeable time to meet at like a

agreeable location.

Right, a date.

Come on, Kate, I'm starving.

Be right there.

Hurry, Kate. If I could, I just threw something on.

Nice throw.

What is that?

Uh, just something I wanted to look over at dinner.

Honey, we're going to the most romantic restaurant in Cape Cod. It's going to be

too dark to even read the menu.

Well, I just wanted to look over a few figures.

Well, I'm just going to look over one.

Oh, I'll be right back.

Say, young fellow, it's after 6 p .m. Jacket and tie required on the beach.

You're out of uniform.

Hi, Dad.

How's it going?

I've got trouble, Dad.

Right here in River City?

Dad, I met this really great girl today. Her name's Donna.

We went surfing, water skiing, ate ice creams, walked on the beach, talked, had

a fabulous day.

And now she's invited me to a barbecue.

God, it never rains but it pours.

Dad, you know what I mean.

I promised Tammy I wouldn't even look at another girl.

Sorry for the delay.

Oh, no, he can't. He's been invited to a barbecue by a girlfriend.

A girlfriend, huh?

She's not a girlfriend. She's a friend who is a girl, which makes her a

girlfriend, not a girlfriend.

Right. I think.

Rick, you might feel better if you told Donna about your girlfriend.

Want to bet?

All right, Dad. All right, I'll think about it, okay?

Okay.

Night. Night.

Donna, um, Donna, there's something I want to tell you. Great, because I have

something I want to tell you.

What do you want to tell me?

You go first.

No, no, no, please, you first. Mine can wait.

Believe me.

Well, I just wanted to let you know that I've been having a pretty dull summer.

I mean, up until now, I haven't really done much of anything.

You haven't?

No, I've just been at the cabin reading books and stuff.

I was pretty bored until you came along.

Me? I had a terrific time today, thanks to you.

Now, what is it you wanted to tell me?

Um... Um, the barbecue. Yeah, the barbecue.

I go medium on the sauce. Not too heavy, not too light.

Brushed on.

Oh.

I can feel myself unwinding.

Oh, this is wonderful.

I guess I really needed to relax.

What did I tell you?

I sure enjoyed last night.

Me too.

I was talking about our dinner.

Oh. Yeah, that was nice too.

See what happens when I get you away from the phone?

Well, I've been very good today.

Yeah, except for this morning.

When we were out on that yacht?

It wasn't a yacht. It was a fishing boat.

That's what that smell was.

How would you know? You were in the cabin talking to Dexter on the ship to

for two hours.

Well, all I was doing was pinning to some teensy details.

Teensy details? Kate, you rented a Xerox machine.

It was a typewriter.

But that is all behind me.

I am totally yours.

Oh? Yeah.

Tonight we're going to have another great evening.

Another nice dinner?

Oh, that too.

I've got some nice wine chilling, and I picked up two fresh lobsters. Mm, mm,

mm. Sounds good.

I'll be right back. I want to check on that wine.

Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

Hello, it's Angelo at the pizzeria. What do you want?

No, it's an okay here. We got anchovy, pepperoni, provolone. It's already an

okay. Goodbye.

How about fresh corn on the cob for dinner tonight?

Sounds great. Yeah.

I didn't hear anything.

I didn't hear anything again.

Where's my telephone?

Your telephone?

The sound is coming from down here.

Edward, did you bury my phone?

Bury your phone?

You buried my phone!

Edward, it could be important.

Kate, look at yourself. You're down on all...

an animal.

Sound like one, too.

I got it.

No.

Kate! Oh, here it is.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, they hung up.

It's okay.

No, it's not okay.

Look at me, Edward.

I'm down on all fours like an animal.

It's all right.

need a vacation.

Well, we're in a good spot for one.

I'm sorry.

That's it.

No more fitness.

Really? Really.

No Dexter, no telephone.

Well, good.

It's just going to be you and me and Fred and Ethel.

Who?

The lobsters.

Hey, boy, it's a good fishing trip.

Dad, you guys get up way too early.

Did you have a good time with Donna last night?

Yeah.

Did you manage to tell her about your girlfriend, Tammy?

Well, yes and no.

Yes and no?

Yes, I wanted to.

No, I didn't.

Dad, we're only going to be here another week or so, right?

Right. And after that, I'm probably never going to see Don again.

Telling her about Tammy's only going to hurt her.

I don't want to do that.

How thoughtful of you.

Thanks.

Now, by seeing Donna, you won't be hurting Tammy?

Only if I were cruel enough to tell her.

You want to have a cake and eat it, too, huh?

Dad, you just don't understand anymore.

Fred went peacefully.

Ethel put up one heck of a fight.

Well, hold memorial services on my plate.

Oh, boy.

Now that I've decided to relax, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off

me. Uh -huh. You sure you don't care who that was on the phone?

No, I don't care if it was the office. I don't care if it was Dexter.

I don't even care if it was Pantone Imports.

Canton Imports?

You mean the people who are going to distribute Eddie toys all over China?

China schmina.

By the way, I got your favorite cheese.

Now, don't hold the cheese here, Kate. We're talking about one billion

customers.

I'll deal with them when we get home.

Honey, that's almost two weeks away. We could lose the account.

Quick.

Edward, what's gotten into you? We'll call them back. We'll tell them we were

a, I don't know, a conference. Quick, sound like an office.

It's all clogged up with sand.

Throw the darn thing in the ocean. I'm going to use the one in the house.

Edward, come back here and relax this instant.

Edward.

Guess who?

Oh, God.

I thought you had to work.

I got the weekend off. My brother was driving up this way.

So, here I am.

Yeah, you sure are.

We can be together all weekend.

Where can I change into my swimsuit? Um, a gas station just a mile down the

road.

Surfing, no.

No, I mean, I can't.

Why not?

My knee. My knee.

What's wrong with it? Oh, what's wrong with it, Donna? The question is what's

not wrong with it.

Tendons, ligaments, I can hardly move it.

Oh, poor baby.

Would you mind if I passed on surfing today?

Are you serious? I don't expect you to go surfing when you're in pain like

Look, I'll just rest up over the weekend like the doctor said, okay? My board's

right there. Go.

Go have a blast.

Ridiculous. I'm not leaving your side.

You have to.

What I mean is, Donna, when I'm in pain like this, I don't like girls to see me

wince.

I love men who wince.

It shows that they're human, like Phil Donahue.

All I need is the weekend and I'll be fine.

Are you sure? I'm positive. As a matter of fact, I'm going to try and get some

sleep right now, okay?

I'll be fine.

I'll look in on you tomorrow. Okay. Maybe you'd better call first.

Who's that girl?

No one, no one. She was just asking directions to the beach.

Imagine that, not knowing where the darn beach is.

What? Some girls are really dumb.

Well, come on, let's go. I'm dying to jump in. No, no, Tammy, it's much

much better over there.

But there's nobody there.

Well, that's why it's better. We can be alone.

It's all rocky and icky looking.

Come on, it's nice over here.

My knee, I twisted it.

Sit down. Oh, the pain.

Oh, okay. No hurry. Take your time.

Take your time.

I felt guilty.

Huh?

What kind of pain like this? I mean, what kind of friend am I? A great

An understanding, perfect friend.

Goodbye. Nope. I'm going to be comfy.

You are?

You like Monopoly?

Yeah. Oh, darn.

I forgot the dice.

I'll be right back.

Take your time. Take your time.

Here. Put this underneath.

Um, I thought your knee was hurt.

It was, but it's a trick knee. It's always playing these darn tricks on me.

I thought it was the other knee.

See how tricky it is?

Come on, look, I'll show you the pier. It's just a five -mile walk.

I got it. I got it.

Who's that?

Who's she?

Tammy, this is Donna. Donna, this is Tammy.

So, wouldn't even look at another girl, huh?

Tammy. Hurt your neighbor.

explanation to all this.

Hey, give me my... You?

Me? Me?

You?

Resident? That's for Rick.

Well, there they are.

Welcome back, you beach bums and bunnies.

Tell me all about your trip. Don't keep anything least of all, those bikinis.

Well, we took loads of pictures and brought back... Tons of souvenirs. Well,

great. When can I see them?

As soon as you help me unload the car.

Not again.

Why don't you get Richard to do those manual things? That's what children are

for.

He's on the phone trying to patch things up with his girlfriend.

What happened this time?

I'll tell you all about it while we unload the car.

Hi,

Kate. Hi, how's it going?

Terrific. I explained the whole thing to Tammy. I used psychology, logic, and

flattery. When that didn't work, I begged.

Never fails. Yeah, we're an item once again.

Oh, that's nice.

She's coming over right now to make it official.

Looks like she can hardly wait.

Kate, they never can.

Hi, I'm Cheryl.

We just moved in next door. I saw you drive up and I thought I'd come over and

say hi.

Oh, no, not again.

Thank you.