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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:08,580 Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoon. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Hoping to find, we're two of a kind. 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,100 Making it go, making it grow. Together, 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,500 we're going to find our way. 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,080 Together, 6 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:27,260 taking the time each day. 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,320 To learn all about. 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,360 Those things you just can't buy Two silver spoons 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:45,340 together You and I together We're gonna find our 10 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:52,100 way You and I together We're gonna find our 11 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:55,940 way You and I together 12 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,300 Okay, now we're all plugged into computer network. We're all set to grok. 13 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,940 Wow, this is the first time I ever groked. 14 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,780 Well, it's easy. 15 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:15,300 All groking means is talking to other computer users. 16 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,800 First, you need a handle. 17 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,620 Mine is The Ricker. 18 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Then you just type in your message. 19 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,500 Here's The Ricker's joke of the day. 20 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:26,040 What city is known as the Big Egg? 21 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,460 I guess I'll have to give the answer myself. 22 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,620 New York. 23 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,160 These people really appreciate good humor. 24 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,600 Oops. 25 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,040 Well, there's someone who understands me. 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,080 It's a girl I've been grokking with for the last few weeks. 27 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,180 The letters stand for Lady Godiva. 28 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,060 Whoa. 29 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,580 Yeah. Just the other day, she said I made her modem quiver. 30 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,780 Well, we're off to the theater. 31 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,240 What are you going to see? 32 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,220 A new Broadway musical about the life of Joseph Staline. 33 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,560 It's called That Rusky Rascal. 34 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,620 What are you guys going to be doing? Oh, we'll be messing around with the 35 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:28,480 computer. Right now we're talking to somebody named... 36 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,250 Lady Godiva. 37 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:33,890 Oh, there's a provocative pseudonym. 38 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,030 They're really great. 39 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,490 We've been having some terrific conversations the last few weeks. 40 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,350 We both have so much in common. We both love Prince. 41 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:46,370 Uncanny. 42 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:50,550 Now, you never actually met this girl. I mean, in person. No. 43 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:54,130 We get along so well over the computer. I don't want to mess with the magic. 44 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,950 Yeah, besides, she might be a... 45 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,440 is a typical male attitude. 46 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:19,460 I mean, the only thing that matters is whether or not she's pretty. 47 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:26,920 Come on, Kate. When you're a 14 -year -old kid, that's kind of the way you 48 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:27,920 about blind dates. 49 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,400 Not that that's right. That's wrong. 50 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,400 Definitely wrong. 51 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,360 There are many women who could enrich your lives who are beautiful on the 52 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,360 outside. 53 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,620 For example, I mean, what man would turn down a date with Eleanor Roosevelt? 54 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,040 Not me, boy. 55 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,060 If she calls, I'm there. 56 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,280 I poke fun. Seriously, Rick. 57 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,020 You know, if you really like this girl, there's no reason you shouldn't meet 58 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,019 her. Yeah. 59 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,000 Why shouldn't I meet somebody I've enjoyed grokking with? 60 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,240 Yeah. I'm going to ask her out. All right. 61 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,460 All right. 62 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,020 Well, we don't want to be late. 63 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,280 We don't want to miss the Ruski Rasko. Oh, yes. They say the opening number is 64 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,880 supposed to be terrific. Imagine 40 gorgeous girls in fur hats going... 65 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,820 Dosvidanya. 66 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,380 Here it goes. 67 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,680 Let's see. I'm going to make it for Friday. 68 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:26,060 No, no, no. Saturday. 69 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,860 Wait a minute. Why am I so cocky? This girl sounds terrific. 70 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,460 She might have hundreds of guys asking her out. 71 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,840 She might even say no. 72 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:36,940 Yes, you're pretty, maybe. 73 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:39,830 There it goes. 74 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:52,530 There it goes. 75 00:04:57,190 --> 00:05:00,270 Hey, look, you got mail. 76 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,430 Photographed in our bin. 77 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:05,510 He must be from Lady Godiva. We agreed to exchange pictures. 78 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,240 Her real name is Wanda O. Biddle. 79 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:17,120 I hope O doesn't stand for... Here I 80 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,420 go. 81 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,020 What is it, Rick? 82 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,140 She's not dressed like Lady Godiva, is she? 83 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,760 Oh, she's... Mom. 84 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,500 Mom. 85 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,660 Boy, did I luck out. 86 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,520 Wow. 87 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,780 I've seen her before. 88 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:55,380 Somewhere. 89 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,079 I know. 90 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,560 I saw her at the record store. 91 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,700 She must go to Jefferson High School because I saw her with their star 92 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,700 quarterback. 93 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,880 Chip Matheson? 94 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,540 Isn't he a senior? 95 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:09,840 She's fairly good looking. 96 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,940 Yeah. This is a guy with major chest hair. 97 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,940 Not to mention a cherry red Porsche. 98 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,740 Why would she be going out with you? 99 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,700 Okay, so she's a little pretty. 100 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,220 I'm no Quasimodo. 101 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:33,540 Look, I'm young. I don't have a lot of chest hair. But I have a lot of other 102 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 good qualities. 103 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:38,300 Wait a minute. I'm on your side. I've always rooted for the underdog. 104 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,480 Man, I gotta get myself a computer. 105 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,460 Soon. 106 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,660 Hi there. 107 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,780 I'm the Ricker. 108 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,080 Not for a while. 109 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,220 Here I am going to bed before you. 110 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:39,340 It's a sign you're getting older and I'm... Then I'm going to 111 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,099 ask you something. 112 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,380 And I want you to give it to me straight. 113 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:42,840 Okay? 114 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,640 What do you think of my ears? 115 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,380 The truth? 116 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:49,940 The truth. 117 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,580 Okay, you asked for it. Here goes. 118 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,320 Your ears are perfectly normal. 119 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,090 blinded by parental love. 120 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:05,230 Rick, ears are silly flaps that stick out the side of your head. 121 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,070 They're for listening. They're not for looking at. 122 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:09,330 It's not just my ears. 123 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:11,410 My nose is not properly centered. 124 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,490 My feet are way too long for my body. 125 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,369 Look at this. 126 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,430 It's like I'm standing on two levels of pumpernickel. 127 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,910 Well, son, your body's just going through changes now, that's all. 128 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:26,910 You don't look bad. It just feels that way. 129 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,440 It feels that way because it is that way. 130 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,080 Tell you what, why don't you turn in, huh? 131 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:36,900 I promise you, in the morning you may be surprised at how small your ears get. 132 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:39,660 Good night. 133 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:40,840 Good night. 134 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,700 Hi, Alfonso. 135 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,380 Hi, 136 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,500 Rick. How do I look? 137 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,120 Hey, you're down to one blemish. 138 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,760 Way to go. 139 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,240 Thanks. 140 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,700 Do you actually... I actually had the nerve to show up for this date. 141 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,440 Of course I did. 142 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,060 Well, you will, Mary. 143 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,400 Alfonso, it's not what a person looks like that counts. 144 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:45,040 I mean, take Eleanor Roosevelt, for example. 145 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,320 I hate to tell you this, Rick. 146 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,400 Eleanor Roosevelt was a lot better looking than you. 147 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,679 That's true. 148 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,800 Well, aren't you going to go talk to Lady Godiva? 149 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,300 She's here? Where? 150 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,460 Right over there. 151 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:10,480 She's even more beautiful than her picture. 152 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,320 You don't need scotch tape, do you? 153 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,020 Excuse me? 154 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,280 Never mind. 155 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,220 Wanda? 156 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,120 Yes? 157 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,820 Um, Rick. 158 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,780 It is you. 159 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,140 I thought that picture you sent me was a gag. 160 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:49,660 Not disappointed, are you? Oh, no. I guess I'm just used to older guys. 161 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,440 With normal ears. 162 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:04,470 to be with you? 163 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:09,610 Oh, I get it. 164 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,690 Mercy date, right, hon? 165 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,010 What can I get you, sweetie? 166 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,510 Oh, I'd like something that doesn't take too long. 167 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,150 Crackers will be fine. 168 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,650 To go. 169 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,210 And you, Quasimodo? 170 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,010 I'd like an order of fries. 171 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,510 You think that's wise with your complexion? 172 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:37,450 I'll just have some crackers, too. 173 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,710 To order the crackers for the princess and the frog! 174 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:48,830 Would you like that? 175 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,390 I guess it won't kill me. 176 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,390 Is that right, Dumbo? 177 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:31,790 Well, maybe you'll learn to talk when you get some chest hair. 178 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,470 I missed you so much. 179 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,130 Especially the last few minutes. 180 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:43,790 I really, really, really missed you. 181 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:46,870 Ditto, babe. 182 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,790 I got my Porsche out front. 183 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,370 Oh, kid. 184 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,730 I think I ran over your tricycle. 185 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,140 I'm sorry it didn't work out. 186 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,620 It's just that you're so ugly. 187 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,820 Rhonda, wait! 188 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,020 I told you not to go on this date. 189 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,050 seen such a great pair of ears? 190 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:34,750 Rick, you're letting your fears and your ears get the best of you. 191 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:39,390 We all have things that we're afraid of, but if we let those fears control us, 192 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,150 then we lose out on the good stuff. 193 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:44,850 Yeah, you know, if I'd let my fears stop me, I would have missed something 194 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,850 really wonderful. 195 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:47,910 I'd get married to Kate. 196 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,050 Aw, that's sweet. 197 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:57,110 Come on, Rick. Go on the date. Give it a try. 198 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,700 Who knows? You may even like it. 199 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,119 Well, okay. 200 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,760 I mean, how horrible can it be? 201 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,579 All right. 202 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,040 It's not like I'm getting married or anything. 203 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,660 Well, come on, son. 204 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,580 Oh, Dad, you don't have to drive me. 205 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,960 I can just flap my ears and fly down there. 206 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,149 He's Rick Stratton. 207 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,410 Rick Stratton. 208 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:40,790 You've got a date with the Ricker? 209 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,770 What a babe! 210 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,330 He is to die. 211 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,590 To die. 212 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,750 He's really something, huh? 213 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,770 Something. He is so popular. 214 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,430 He dresses super cool. 215 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,470 He's a letterman on the soccer team. 216 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:57,470 Talk about cute legs! 217 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:01,830 You have to promise and call me and tell me everything. 218 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,830 I promise. I want all the details, even down to the color of his socks. 219 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,580 No, thanks, Sugar Plum. 220 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:53,820 Want to dance? 221 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,280 Sorry. My dance class is filled this evening. 222 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,400 I'm here to meet a very special lady. 223 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:23,670 Plenty of fabric. 224 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:27,810 Interesting nose. 225 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,350 You really think so? 226 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,590 Yeah. 227 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,110 Kind of grows on you. 228 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,390 You have a very good sense of humor. 229 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:38,670 Yeah. 230 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:39,890 I'm here. 231 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:02,879 Wanda. Yeah. 232 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,660 I guess I should call you Rick. 233 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:14,300 So, uh... Um... Uh... You want to sit down? Yeah. 234 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:40,130 on a diet you're on a diet yeah don't you think i should be of course not 235 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:45,550 you're the kind of person that makes other people go on diets you mean it 236 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:52,110 mean looks on everything right yeah i guess i've always felt like i was 237 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:56,070 overweight i think it started when i was nine and my mom enrolled me in ballet 238 00:19:56,070 --> 00:20:01,290 school oh you don't want to hear all this sure i do i'm all ears 239 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:07,990 I'm fine. 240 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,410 I know what I wanted to ask you about. 241 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,590 Remember when we were groggy one day, you said you were building that science 242 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,930 project? My working model on Mount St. Helens. 243 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,250 Well, it worked a little too well. 244 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:23,590 I guess I misjudged the pressure, and to make a long story short, they're still 245 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,110 trying to get the red cream of wheat off the science lab ceiling. 246 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,010 That's like that always happens to me. 247 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:45,650 I'd love to. 248 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,970 I hope I'm as good a dancer as Chip Matheson is. 249 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,290 Chip Matheson? 250 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,010 Yeah. 251 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,570 Somebody said they saw you with him. 252 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,190 Oh, no. Chip dates my older sister. 253 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,350 Sometimes they let me hang out with them. 254 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:02,690 Oh. 255 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,230 Oh! 256 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:11,930 You know, this may sound silly, but... 257 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,700 Bet you weren't nervous. 17426