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Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together, we're going to find our

way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I.

Okay. Enough is enough.

For three days, I've been laying around, feeling sorry for myself, feeling

depressed, reading magazines.

True, I now have a better handle on the Central American situation.

But I can't go on like this.

I gotta face the fact. Kate is gone, and it's over.

I gotta get up, I gotta get out, and I gotta get on with my life.

That's right.

But first...

I'm gonna take a nap.

I never realized how much I could miss Kate.

Sorry, Dad, if I only kept my mouth shut.

No, son, I should have kept my mouth open.

What I mean is, I know I should have talked all this over with you before I

tried to propose to Kate.

Dad, what's done is done.

You gotta try calling her again.

It's no use.

The landlady will just tell me the same thing.

Kate's out of town with her friend Annie, and I can't tell you where.

You heel.

Wait a minute. Wait. When Kate goes out of town, she brings Fluffy to that cat

kennel. What's it called?

Uh, uh, Cat Land.

No. No, uh... I know! Kitty City!

Here it is.

Dial 555 -TUNA.

Hello? Do you have a Fluffy staying there?

You do? Great.

No, I don't want to speak with her.

Did her owner leave an emergency number?

Can I have it, please?

What's the emergency? What's the emergency?

The emergency... Hello?

This is Dr.

Hans Spitzkrieg.

I need to find that woman schnell.

Danke.

Where'd she go, Dad?

On a cruise.

I mean, on a cruise.

Leaves today at 5 o 'clock from Miami.

What are we waiting for? We gotta make a plane.

You're right, son. Let's go.

I bet you feel better already, huh?

Oh, yeah, Annie. I feel at least one ten -thousandth of one percent better.

Please. Oh, thank you.

I know you, Kate.

You're mumbling.

Pretty soon that's going to lead to contemplation, which leads to excess

dwelling, which isn't pretty.

This is the perfect environment to combat dwelling.

I've got live entertainment.

two swimming pools, a disco.

I've even got shuffleboard. Come.

Annie, I had a three -year relationship with Edward.

I mean, it can't end just like that.

Well, personally, I subscribe to the thousand -day principle.

Huh?

If a guy isn't married to you in a thousand days, forget it.

You know, you may be right.

Every time the subject of marriage would come up, he would start talking about

tobogganing. Or the weather.

Or the vanishing American eagle. Or anything.

You know, I'm surprised I never dated Edward. Sounds exactly like the kind of

man I always get.

I mean, I could see it so clearly, but I didn't want to. Oh, no. I was so

anxious for him to be the prince on the white horse that I didn't realize the

horse was heading in the wrong direction.

Good, Kate. Get it all out of your system.

Did he think that all I had to do with my life was to sit around waiting for

someone to marry me?

I mean, did I force him into it? I don't need that. I mean, who does he think he

is? Whoa!

Oh, dear.

Oh, are you all right?

Oh, I'm sorry.

You're Puck, ma 'am.

You see, I was just... I have this... It's a very long story.

Yeah, about three years.

please. All visitors must be off the ship in five minutes.

Kate! Kate!

Whoa!

Sorry, mister.

Rick? What are you doing here?

Hi, Annie.

Kate, I've been looking all over the ship for you. So has Dad, somewhere.

Listen, Kate, I'm glad I found you. You can't go on this cruise. You gotta come

back. Listen, you guys, if you need me, I'm going to go talk to the captain.

I just love a man in epilogue.

Rick, how'd you find me?

I called Kitty City.

I told them it was a medical emergency.

Medical emergency?

It's my dad's heart.

It's broken.

I see.

Kid, I want to apologize.

This whole mess, you and dad not getting married, you running away.

It's all my fault, and I'm sorry.

We want you back.

Rick, it's not as simple as that.

Kate, I was afraid things were going to change.

But you being gone, that's the worst change of all.

You should see me and my dad without you. We're pathetic.

We're moping around, soaking, pouting, discombobulated.

I tried to tell him a joke once. I said, knock, knock.

He said, nobody's home.

Kate, our once happy home has become a house of gloom and doom.

Well, I'm not exactly enjoying myself either.

Kate, I'll do anything to have you back. I'll clean up my room. I'll never leave

my hockey stick out.

I'll feed Fluffy cat treats.

Just come back.

Marry us.

Rick! Dad, down here!

Kate! Kate, stay right there!

Ma 'am, I'll give you $100 for your flowers.

Thank you very much.

Hi. Hi. I would have been here sooner, but I stopped to get you these.

Thank you.

So, how's it going?

Your attention, please.

All visitors must leave the ship immediately.

Thank you.

Well, thank you for coming to see me off.

You're not coming with us?

Look... Kate, listen to me, please.

I know I've hurt you.

And I'd give anything to not have put you through that.

I made you feel like... I wouldn't have proposed to you if you hadn't brought it

up. And maybe that's true.

But believe me, since you left, I've had plenty of time to think about what

I need for my life.

And you're everything I ever wanted.

Kate, come back with me now and marry me.

If you do, I promise you I'll spend the rest of my life making sure you never

regret it for a second.

No. No?

Oh, come on, Kate.

I worked on that speech all the way down here on the plane. You're not supposed

to say no.

What is it? What do you want?

Time. I mean, time to think things over. That's why I'm on this cruise.

Don't you... I think we'd better go, Dad. I'm not finished yet.

Wait, wait.

If you don't come with me...

We're sold out.

I'll buy the boat!

Will you write to us, Kate?

Sure, I will.

Bye.

Dick, don't wait!

Don't get on that phone, please. I need to call my office.

Well, can't you do that later? Rick! Please?

Are you by any chance expecting an important phone call?

No.

In fact, Dad, that's probably for you.

Yeah, hello.

Hi, Edward.

Kate! It's Kate.

Hi.

Are you calling from the ship?

How do I sound?

Great.

When are you coming back?

Cruz goes for another six weeks.

Six weeks?

You sound upset.

I'll bet you've got your hand on the back of your neck.

You really shouldn't tug on your ear like that.

Edward.

I've been doing an awful lot of thinking about us.

And I want to ask you just one question.

Anything. Will you marry me?

Ha!

Yes! I'll marry you!

Oh, honey!

Those are the best words I've ever heard.

Then how about a kiss?

Thanks for coming.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks for coming.

These are Kate's parents.

Oh, you had to come.

Well... No need to be nervous, that one. Well, I am.

Okay? There.

Well...

Something I'd like to say to you.

Yes?

Well, this is a very important day for me.

Because two of the people I love most in the world are getting married.

I hope the love and warmth you have for each other will help create a happy home

and a beautiful life.

I wish you joy and contentment in perpetuity.

Thank you.

That was very nice.

I didn't know you could be so sentimental.

Ah, well...

I never mentioned this to you, but when I was in business school, I worked as a

writer for Hallmark.

We've been checking out the wedding gifts, Mr. Stratton.

I don't want to say you're getting a lot of toaster ovens, but you can make

toast for 106 people at the same time.

Well, I guess it's time to give the old best man the ring, huh?

Dad. Now, Rick, it's extremely important you're very careful with this ring. And

know where it is. It all... Where is it?

I can't find it. Dad. What's happened to what?

You already gave me the ring.

I was just checking.

Oh, Katie, you look better than Liz Taylor did all eight times combined.

Oh, Annie, I am so nervous. I know.

Am I doing the right thing?

Oh, Katie, now listen to me. I'm your best friend.

Edward loves you, and you love him.

He's warm and kind and loving and sweet, and I paid a lot of money for this

dress.

Katie. Oh, my darling girl.

I've waited so long for this day. I thought it would never come.

Thanks, Mom.

I'm glad you waited for the right man, and I'm so happy. for you.

Can you believe it? She's nervous.

Catherine, my little girl.

Do you remember how nervous you were when you were seven years old and you

to sing Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer for the Christmas pageant at school?

Yeah, I tripped going up to the stage, tore my costume, forgot my words, and my

red nose fell off.

Oh, yeah.

But you lived, right?

You know she's right? I don't know.

Arthur, you made it. Great.

We thought you were in Switzerland for that world peace meeting. I was.

We had a big fight in the hotel about who should have which room, so we

adjourned.

Anyhow, I wanted to be here. I wouldn't miss this.

times does a man's son get married?

Well, in this case, twice.

Maybe he'll get it right this time.

Edward, I have a little token here for you.

Well, thank you, Father.

At least it's not in the toaster oven.

What is it?

A toaster oven company.

Thank you, Father. This is just what I needed.

Well, I didn't feel like giving you some common crystal or linen company.

This

is

great, Grandfather.

You and my dad weren't even speaking a few years ago.

Now you're giving him a company.

It isn't going broke, is it?

Sound as the donna.

Now, Edward, I want to give you a little piece of advice.

Take care of your bride.

Cherish her.

If she is as good to you as your mother Abigail was good to me.

Thank you, Father.

And one other thing.

Will you go out there and exchange vows in front of all those people?

Yes, Father.

Don't blow it.

It's time.

Well,

good luck. Thank you, Father.

Rick, did I give you the ring?

Yes, Dad, I have the ring.

Just checking.

Well, I guess this is it, huh?

Yeah, I guess it is.

Dad, when I get married, I mean, if I get married, I hope I'm lucky enough to

find someone as good as Kate.

You will be.

When you have a son of your own.

I hope you're lucky enough to have one as good as you.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God and in the

face of this company to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

Will you, Edward, take this woman whom you now hold by your right hand as your

lawful and wedded wife? Will you love, honor, cherish, keep her in health,

forsaking all others, and keep yourself to her only?

So long as you shall both live.

I will.

And will you, Kate, take this man whom you now hold by your right hand as your

lawful and wedded husband?

Will you love, honor, and keep yourself to him only so long as you shall both

live?

I will.

Place the ring on her finger.

Repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring, I thee wed.

Then do I in the presence of these witnesses and by virtue of the authority

vested in me by the laws of this state, I now pronounce you husband

and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together,

taking the time to stay.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Too soon, the schools...