All language subtitles for Silver Spoons s02e16 A Hunting We Will Go

Here we are, face to face, looking for
the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make
it a go, make it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time we stay.

To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I, we're gonna find our way.

AT &T, thank God.

Here, guys, I want to show you
something.

What do you think of it, Dexter?

Well, it... It... Sir?

Edward, why do you have foam rubber
trees in your living room?

Father, this is a jungle couch. It's a
work of art.

I see. Yes, the artist certainly has
created an environment here.

Utilizing contemporary materials, he has
emulated the glories of nature.

Then you like it. It sucks.

We're in the money.

We're in honey.

We've got a lot of what it takes to get
along.

Dexter, you seem to be in a perky mood.

Yes. Mr. Stratton just purchased a chain
of fast food stands known as Mel's

Mostly Meat.

Mel's is a pioneer in the burgeoning
business of pseudo -food.

Hey, I kind of like Mel's Partly
Potatoes.

And every so often I'd stop and get one
of their It Could Be Fish sandwiches.

Wait a minute. Didn't I read somewhere
where Mel's is losing an awful lot of

money?

In fact, aren't they hundreds of
thousands of dollars in debt?

Millions.

Then why did you buy it?

For the tax write -off.

I'm in the money.

I'm in the money.

We've got a lot of what it takes.

I'm sorry, sir.

Dexter, let me give you the receipt for
this acreage.

So tell me, Father, did you come by just
to tell us about this week's deal of

the century?

No, I have a surprise for Richard.

For me?

Yes. May we sit?

Oh, sure, right here, please.

What's the surprise, Grandfather?

Edward, do you have a machete?

hunting. Father, I know you're against
hunting, but this year I'd like

to ask Richard if he cares to come
along.

Me?

I'd love to go hunting.

I've wanted to go hunting ever since I
read The Last of the Mohegans.

You might even get to bag a deer.

Did you hear that, Dad?

Bag a deer.

That's hunting talk.

I know, son.

Rick, I'm not sure this is a good idea.

I'm worried about you going hunting.

I'm afraid of what the experience might
do to your emotional health.

My emotional health?

Come on, Dad.

I'm a rock.

Good boy.

Son, it's one thing to say the phrase,
bag a deer. It's another whole thing to

actually sight down a rifle and shoot
one.

You think you could do that? I know I
couldn't.

Dad, do you remember last week at
dinner?

You told me to eat my crab lasagna.

And I said, I don't like crab lasagna.

And you said, how do you know you don't
like crab lasagna?

You've never tried it.

It might be better if you wait a year or
two.

before you decide to try your hand at
hunting.

Dad!

Edward, if the boy really wants to go,
let him.

I would.

Yeah, well, he's not your son.

Well, I'm well over 80, and if he were
my son, I would deserve a standing

ovation.

Edward, will you allow Richard to go
with me?

Do you promise to listen to everything
your grandfather says and do exactly

he tells you?

I promise.

Cross my heart, hope to die. If I lie,
may I fry.

Okay, you can go. All right!

Thanks, Dad.

Richard, tomorrow we'll go to a practice
range and we'll get you a license.

So, uh...

Some years ago, I bought several
thousand acres, 150 miles from here,

Stratton.

You bought a whole mountain?

I'd always wanted one.

Stavins, let's go.

Next week, a -hunting we will go.

A -hunting we will go.

I hope I made the right decision.

I ain't right, correct.

I would be a bit surprised if a buck
came along that trail on his way to the

water.

Wait for him right here.

Your suggestion is my command.

It would be a whole lot easier if we
could just use golf cart.

Hiking is fine exercise, Richard.

You know, you're amazing.

You're in great shape.

And you're so darn old.

I took my exercise when I first came
over on the Mayflower.

You're kidding, right?

Right.

Sometimes it's hard for me to tell when
they're joking or not.

I don't joke very much. I don't do it
very well.

But I do like to tell a good joke when I
hear one.

Yeah? Have you got one?

Oh, Dexter told me one that's a knee
slapper.

Yeah, do you want to hear it?

Yeah. Okay, here goes.

And this couple comes to a
psychiatrist's office.

And the woman says, Doctor, you've got
to help us. My husband thinks he's a

And the psychiatrist says to the man,
Lie down on the couch.

And the woman says, He's not allowed on
the couch.

See that woodpecker up there?

Too much noise for a deer.

That's a man.

What booby would come trespassing on my
land?

Over

here,

Dad.

There you guys are. I've been looking
all over for you.

Sorry, the deer.

How come you're here?

He's come to spy on us.

It's just that, well, son, after you
left the house, I noticed you'd worn

brown belt. Now, I know you like your
black belt a whole lot more than you

your brown belt.

So, yeah.

I brought you your black belt.

Dad, you drove 150 miles and climbed all
over this mountain just to bring me a

belt?

Yeah. What the hay?

The other reason I came was Father, your
secretary called and your shoes are

ready.

You know, the wingtip she had resold, so
I thought I'd come out and give you the

good news.

You rode 150 miles and climbed all over
this mountain to tell me about my shoes.

Now, mainly it was a belt.

truth is it's my son's first hunting
trip and i wanted to make sure he was

there now i said it are you happy

speak than to endure your vile imitation
of Harpo Marx.

I stopped by Mel's Mostly Meats on the
way here.

I got some sandwiches and some drinks.

You want some?

What have you got?

Aha, well, let's see. I got one close to
chicken.

possibly pastrami and one peanutless
butter with just about jelly.

I'll have the possible.

That leaves me with the just about.

Okay, drinks?

This is really very nice.

I'm glad I'm here with you.

It is nice.

Yeah.

You know, Edward, there's something I've
been meaning to tell you.

Yeah?

Your son here is a very fine young man.

And you've done a decent job of raising
him.

Thank you, Father.

Coming from you, that's how I pray.

alive.

Richard, he's got to be put out of his
misery.

Son. Dad.

Did you see his eyes?

His eyes.

I never thought honey would be like
this.

I mean, I wanted to come so bad.

Sometimes, son, getting what you want
can be the worst thing that can happen.

I'm sorry I let you down, Grandfather.

Look up, Richard.

You did not let me down.

You reacted genuinely.

You showed honest emotion.

If you hadn't, you'd have let yourself
down.

All set, Father.

Son, why don't you get the soda cans and
the sandwich, and put them in my nap

sack.

We'll go home, okay?

Okay.

What do we do with the deer?

We'll take Richard up to your car, and
then you and I will come back down here.

Richard, I apologize for bringing you
down there today.

No, Father, this was my responsibility.

I shouldn't have let him come. It's my
fault.

Oh, wait a minute.

It's nobody's fault.

I wanted to try hunting, and I did.

I didn't like it.

But you know, for a while before that
deer came along, all

three of us were having a real good
time.

Happy just being together.

That's the part I want to remember.

The deer used in this episode was not
harmed in any way.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day to

learn all about those things you just
can't find.