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Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons.

Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together,

we're gonna find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

To do the spoons together.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

says that pizza makes me hyperactive.

What about guacamole made you hyperactive?

Nuh -uh. Guacamole makes me lethargic.

It's time for her to get better acquainted with the Ricker.

Come on, Fred, you can have Beth. Wait a minute, Rick.

We can't talk to them. Those girls are real trendy.

So what?

So they're wild, crazy, and exciting.

They're not like us.

Come on, Fred, just relax.

And for once, don't panic.

Okay, I'll be cool.

Yes, I have an axe, the oldest.

club, Dad. It used to be a mortuary, right?

Right.

Mind if I go there with you tonight?

Scott here.

Yeah.

Let's burn him.

Somehow, why seems inadequate here, so I'll just go with why.

I don't want these things out of my room. They're childish.

I've outgrown them.

Oh.

Well, I guess you got a point.

Even Mr. Moose?

Mr. Moose.

Oh, come on, Rick.

You wouldn't get rid of me, would you, buddy?

Cut it out! Stop it! I hate it when you do that!

Hey, okay.

Rick, what's the matter? Come on, what's really going on here?

Dad, I've done a lot of thinking, and I need to change some things about myself.

Not a lot, just a few. A hundred.

Like what?

I'm always polite to my elders, I'm always on time, and I always do my

Look.

Trying to tell me you're disgustingly together?

Exactly.

I thought we'd been kind of proud of the fact that you're one of the nicest,

most normal kids around.

Yeah, that's me, Mr. Nice and Normal.

Do you know what nice and normal adds up to?

Boring.

I don't understand.

I want to be cool.

You're cool?

Hey, buddy, you're very cool.

You're president of your class, aren't you?

That's cool.

Dad, Richard Nixon was the president of the United States.

Was he cool?

Well, I think you're pretty cool just the way you are.

But if there's some things about yourself that make you unhappy, I

should feel free to change them.

Okay, I will.

Why are you giving away Richard's toys?

He's decided it's too old for him.

It's a phase he's going through.

The I'm not happy with myself phase.

Ah, I went through that.

Everybody does. It's called growing pain.

Yeah. But my son is handling it really great.

He's so sensitive. He's really aware of himself.

Then I could feel free to make some changes.

Yes, I did.

I said that.

And sure enough, you've made some changes.

Well, let me tell you, the changes you've made are really...

Richard, you look totally bizarre.

Hey, all right. Thanks, dude.

Newsflash, Dad.

I've got a major date tonight with a five -star lady.

We are gonna party hardy.

Don't just sit there.

Why don't you run after him and do something parental?

Like what?

Well, you could sit down, have a little chat with him, then yank off those

clothes and throw them in the ocean.

That is exactly what he shouldn't do.

Well, it's obvious that Ricky really likes what he's wearing, and Edward's

being sensitive to that.

You're so right.

Lock him in his room.

Well, I admit, it makes me a little nervous to see my son looking like the

poster boy for MTV.

I'm not too thrilled to hear him say things like, hey, dude, it's a happening

thing. But I'm going to give Rick leeway here.

I'm going to trust him not to go too far.

Well, for what it's worth, I think that's absolutely right.

Hey, Kate, do you know a good place to get my ear pierced?

On a red hot babe.

Thanks.

Listen, um... Um... Yeah?

Let's go.

Out, out, out, out. How come?

How come? Look, I don't mind you kids coming in here after school, but I don't

need you here at night sitting and nursing a coke for three hours. I need

table available for customers who eat and tip.

Hey, back off, bud.

Uh, my name's Mac.

Whatever, pal.

Pal's my dog.

Fine, fine.

We want a scarf down from pizza.

Not me. My mom says that pizza makes me hyperactive.

We're not together.

We're starved. Spaghetti and meatballs all around.

Two large pizzas with the work.

And we'll start off with some antipasto.

Okay, Rick.

Hey.

Whatever your pretty little heart desires.

Anything you say.

Freddy, I'm not sure I've got enough cash.

How much money have you got?

Son, it's my disposition.

Pretty steep, huh?

Hey.

Yeah.

Got enough to cover it?

Barely.

No, no, Carol, I'm not going to let you pay for this.

None of us is going to pay for it.

What's the old dine and groove?

The dine and dash is when you order a meal and then run out without paying.

Uh, I don't think we should do that. My mom says it's bad for you to run right

after you eat.

Let's do it, Rick.

It'll be a kick.

A real goof.

I don't know about this. It's kind of risky. Uh -huh.

Look who's here. The old Rick.

He looks...

Now, wait a minute.

No, that's okay, Widow Ricky.

You just paid the check, you wrecky.

I only meant that it's kind of risky when the waiter's around.

So we'll wait for him to go in the back.

I left my glasses in there.

What?

They're in my case.

And my name and address is on it.

If they find it, it might give us away.

Don't worry. I'll just run in and get my glasses. Okay, but hurry up.

Wait, we have to go back in there. This isn't fair.

Freddie's going to take the rap for all of us.

Oh, please.

Rick, we're leaving.

Going back in there is very uncool.

I'll tell you what's uncool.

Deserting a friend.

You know, Carol, I guess we don't have a future together.

This is the second time tonight you've tried to talk me into doing something

that I know was wrong.

Well, I like doing things that make me feel good about myself.

To me, that's cool.

Later days, babe.

All right, so you're trying to run off without paying, huh?

No, I didn't know what I was...

hi dad hi son what are you looking at i dug out some old pictures of you

i can't believe how much you've changed

Here you are yesterday.

Ah, well.

No sense dwelling in the past.

How was your date?

Oh, it was okay.

Nothing special.

I'm real white, okay?

Good night.

Good night.

You know, trying to duck out without paying the bill wasn't a very bright

Freddy's mom called me.

Seems when he got home, she smelled pizza on his breath.

She started giving him the third degree.

And of course, he sang like a canary.

Well, he was exhausted. He'd never been up that late before.

You're right, Dad.

I did sneak out of the restaurant.

But I went back in and bailed Freddy out.

I know.

And I'm glad.

But you know, if Freddy hadn't forgotten his glasses, you would have gone ahead

and done a dishonest thing.

And that bothers me.

Bothers me, too.

You know, Dad, girls can make you do crazy things.

In order to impress Carol, I change the way I dress, the way I talk, my whole

personality. Just for a girl.

Does this mean you'll be matching your socks to your shirts again now?

Well, only when I'm in a matching kind of mood.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time to stay.

To learn all about the things you just can't find.