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Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoons.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make it a go, make it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't find.

Two silver spoons together.

We're going to find our way.

Together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

He loves stuff.

Let me hold you, my dear Margaret.

I feel so secure in your arms.

Someday, this horrible war will be over, and decent people will again live deep

lives.

Why do they always mess up a good romantic movie with this awful war

are rooted from your...

that much excitement.

Oh, is it time to go to sleep?

Freddie, when you're sleeping over at Buddy's house, the last thing you do is

actually sleep.

Am I your buddy, Rick?

Yeah, Freddie, you're my buddy. Gee, thanks.

But come here.

Let's keep that our little secret, okay?

Okay, buddy.

Hey, Rick, look what's coming on Chalice Spring Cable right about now.

Look at this.

Naked nurses from outer space?

couple of Venusian nurses visit Earth to show off their out -of -this -world

bodies.

Look at this. It's our candy apple, cinnamon toast, and June moon.

It's like June's busting out all over.

Oh.

Edward, I feel kind of sad.

How come?

Well, you're going to be taking the boys to the circus tomorrow, and I won't see

you for 18 whole hours.

Well, Kate,

circus is done.

Rick, we just gotta see naked nurses from outer space.

We can't, J .T. Why not?

Well, my dad ordered the cable service.

He had them put in a parental key lock device.

A parental what?

This thing.

Keeps kids like us from watching the adults -only type stuff.

Boy, what a champ!

Yeah, personally, I'm opposed to censorship.

especially when it comes to the work of important actresses like Candy Apple and

Cinnamon Toast.

Hey, look, it's not lucky.

No, Jeannie, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's get the

here.

I'm watching me some naked nurses.

Well, there is another TV downstairs.

Hold it, guys.

Hey, T, this isn't going to work.

He shouldn't have taken my dad's keys.

How am I going to get him back to him without his finding out?

I'll think of something.

Well, you see, Nurse Thomas is going to get a checkup from the doc. That's...

Okay. Try and find it.

I'll give you a ride home, Freddie.

Why don't you run upstairs and get some stuff?

Ricky.

Ricky.

When your father finds out about this, he's going to be very disappointed in

you.

You're right, Kate.

You're absolutely right.

So we're going to have to spare him this disappointment.

You're going to tell him.

I am?

Yes.

Well, because once you tell him, well, it'll all be out in the open and the

whole thing will be over and done with.

Okay, Kate, I'll tell my dad.

Well, good.

Because it's the right thing to do.

And it's on it.

Maybe.

But aside from that, it's a pretty flimsy idea.

I want you to know, if you get a whooping for this, it was worth it to

Hey!

Hey!

Uh, Edward, I'm driving J .T. and Freddie home.

Ricky will explain everything.

Won't you, Ricky?

Good night, Edward.

Good night, Kate.

What do you think would happen?

This is hilarious.

It is?

We pulled the fast one on you, Dad.

You did?

We sure did.

Yeah? Remember when you said goodnight to us guys? You probably thought we went

right to sleep, huh?

But you didn't, right? No.

J .T., Freddy, and I slugged into the library.

I went to bed, I locked both televisions. So if you watched that

have taken my keys.

Oh, that's why you boys pulled that little arm wrestling stunt.

There's a connection.

Dad, I realized what I did was wrong.

So you're probably going to ground me, huh?

We're going to go to the circus tomorrow as planned. I want to talk to JT and

Freddy about tonight.

But as soon as we get home and from that moment on, you are grounded for two

weeks. And there will be no television for one month.

A month?

That's fair.

That's it. Hit the sack.

Yes, sir.

Rick?

Yeah?

Come here, son. I think we should talk.

Son, I want you to understand how I feel about children.

But you, in particular, watching movies about, uh... Well, about, uh... Sex.

Right.

All right.

Here are my feelings on that subject.

It's hard to talk to you about this.

Dad, can I ask you a question? Please.

I really wanted to see that movie tonight.

Does that make me a... Um, you know, a bad person?

No, son, it doesn't. It makes you a curious person.

And that's perfectly normal.

After all, it was only a few months ago I told you about the birds and the bees.

It's perfectly normal that you might actually want to see a...

a Venusian nurse.

And a doctor.

Except I don't think he was a real doctor.

Oh? He had a battleship tattooed on his chest.

Son,

while you were watching this movie, how did you feel about what you were seeing?

Well, me and the guys were joking around about it.

Deep inside, I was saying, this is kind of gross.

Watching something gross is pretty, you know, yucky.

Yeah, I do know.

And that's what's the matter with movies like that.

See, son, lovemaking should be a beautiful,

emotional, private moment between two people who really care

about each other.

I don't think there's doctor and nurse who really love.

I mean, during the whole thing, she never stopped reading the Wall Street

Journal.

I think you may have the idea.

See, son, movies like that reduce lovemaking to purely physical,

acts.

And in my opinion, they put down women, treat them like mindless sex objects.

Why do we get these movies on our TV?

Well, it comes with the cable service.

I ordered the cable service because I want to see recent movies without

commercials.

And to my surprise, they... They also

broadcast these skin flicks.

See, I have no choice.

If I want to watch a decent movie, then I just have to order these sleazy movies

at the same time.

Are you buying this?

You're a grown -up.

I guess you can watch it if you want.

Yes, I can, son. But I don't choose to watch movies like this.

And until you're old enough to make your own decisions, I won't allow you to

watch them either.

Is that understood?

It's understood.

Thanks for talking to me about this. Thanks for listening.

Thanks for being so open.

Thanks for coming to me and telling me about it. Thanks for not grounding me.

Nice try, Rick.

Thanks.

Now, son, you forgot to give me back my key.

Would you believe I...

Another nice try.

Thanks.