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Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make it a goal, make it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things. you just can't buy.

Do the silver spoons together.

Now, the important thing is to remain calm.

Okay, Dad.

All right. I want you to go to the phone and call the fire department.

Okay, Dad.

And, Rick, don't forget to mention that there's an airplane burning out of

control in our rose garden.

Bob, what happened?

Well, Eddie, I'd say we had a bit of a plane crash.

Smoke?

No, thanks. Those things will kill you.

Bob, was there anybody else in the plane?

No, just me.

Of course, Bob Dennis is not for any cockpit.

Rick, help me get him out of there.

Come on.

Get on your feet, Bob.

All right, all right.

Bob, are you okay?

Hey, no sweat, Scooter. It's cool.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to my plane. That little lady needs

me.

Oh, Bob, you've hurt your leg.

It's all right.

Got to back up.

Let me get you inside. I'll get you a cup of coffee or something. No, it's my

plane out there.

Nothing's going to stop me from getting to her.

I'll take that coffee now, Eddie.

Just lean on me, Bob.

Nice place.

That must be the fire department.

I hope they got him here.

It's right here on the counter, huh?

Take it easy. All right.

That's... First the plane crash, now this.

Never had one of those days.

Probably his first disaster.

Ladies, what's the matter with you?

Don't you realize what's happened here?

You have crashed an airplane.

And there are pieces of it all over my backyard.

You have caused unbelievable damage and destruction.

My goof, okay?

I would like to know why your plane fell down in my backyard. And if you say to

me, hey, man.

Sure, Scooter.

Anywho, I knew I'd be flying over your pad, so I figured I'd buzz a place.

Sort of tip my wings low, you know?

You buzzed my house? That was dangerous.

Not in the hands of a skilled pilot.

Bob, why did you buzz our house?

We hardly even know you.

We're all guys here, right?

Well, the truth is, I wanted to impress my old flame, Eddie's secretary, Kate

Summers.

doesn't live here.

Kate has her own apartment.

You mean I endangered my life and destroyed Pam Ann's one and only plane

nothing?

Boy, is my face red.

Of course, there could be another explanation.

What? He's an idiot.

That's enough.

Hey, buddy, do I detect a little jealousy here?

Bob, Kate and I happen to be in love with each other.

Maybe. But I happen to think she ended up with you on the rebound for me.

Just because a man doesn't have the shoes he wants doesn't mean he has to go

barefoot, huh?

Would you excuse us for just a minute?

Dennis Shero. I'll be able to handle Pam.

Bob, you're absolutely sure that you're going to be staying with Pam? I

guarantee it.

Great. Well, in that case, well, if you had to, you could stay with

us.

For a while.

Briefly.

Won't be necessary, but I appreciate the offer.

facial respiration.

Who's that?

That's the greatest man who ever walked the earth, my dad, Dan Danish.

What? What's he holding?

That device is what made my dad a legend in the Saginaw area.

He was acknowledged by all he met as the world's greatest traveling Brannock

salesman.

What's a Brannock? Those little metal things you use to measure your feet when

you get shoes.

always said he could have invented the Brannock.

He had the idea, but he never did anything about it. If he had, I'd be a

man today and you'd be measuring your feet with a Danish.

Was the greatest man who ever walked the earth your dad, Dan Danish, bitter?

Well, the greatest man who ever walked the earth, my dad, Dan Danish, was not

bitter.

Although when he died, he was a broken man.

Oh, so I guess it did bother him.

No, piano fell on him.

I sure miss my dad, Dan Danish.

He used to call me Scooter Scooter.

He used to call you Scooter Scooter?

No, just Scooter Scooter.

Skip it.

No, I, uh, I was the apple of my dad's eye.

He'd be pretty disappointed if he could see how down and out I am now.

Don't worry, Bob.

is the greatest thing since lava lamps.

I mean, Bob wouldn't even be here if he hadn't buzzed the house for me, so... I

think I should be the one to tell him to leave.

No, Kate, it's my house. I should tell him. No, I should do it. Okay.

What's on your mind, babe?

Bob, you can't stay here.

That's not really what you want to say, is it, Kate?

Yes, it is. That's exactly what I want to say.

Oh, come on. We both know what's happening here.

The truth is, you can't stand having me so close.

That's one way of putting it.

The truth is, you want me back.

Where does that come from?

Can't you see that I'm in love with Edward?

I'll admit that little trick worked for a while.

Made me jealous.

Until I realized they were just waiting for the Great Dane to make his move.

Okay, Kate.

You talk me into moving in with you.

What?

I don't want you to move in with me. I don't want you anywhere near me.

Sure, in Orson Welles' anorak. Brexit, right?

Try to understand this, Bob. I don't ever want to see you again. And I'm not

saying this to make you jealous. I'm saying this because I just don't like...

She does not stay where it's not wanted.

How'd it go?

She's leaving.

I really think I hurt his feelings.

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

I'll call him a cab.

Dad, I'm confused.

About what, son?

You're always telling me that it's important to be sensitive to other

feelings.

Well, yeah, that is important.

Then how come you don't care if Bob's feelings are hurt?

Ricky's right.

Okay.

I'll have a talk with Bob.

I'll try to make him feel better.

And I promise I'll be sensitive to his feelings.

Dad, if it's okay, I'd like to talk to Bob.

No, I think I should do it. No, I should. Okay.

You know, you're pretty good at that.

Yes, you are. Okay.

How you doing, Bob?

Had a rough week, Scooter.

I was dealt with a bad hand, but then it just unfolds.

I'll be just, uh... fine.

That didn't happen. Get me, Scooter?

starting to cry, weren't you?

Me?

Bob Danish?

Come on, I never cried a day in my life.

The greatest man who ever walked the earth, my dad, Dan Danish, told me real

don't cry.

My dad was never wrong.

Until he decided to stop being a salesman and get into piano moving.

Well, in my opinion, the greatest man who ever walked the earth is my dad.

Edward Stratton III.

And he says that it's okay for a man to cry.

Eddie said that?

Yeah. He says that when you hurt inside, crying helps get rid of the pain.

And once all the bad feelings are out, you don't hurt so much.

So I just want you to know that you don't have to be embarrassed if you want

cry.

You're a good kid, Scooter.

I appreciate what you're trying to do here, but, uh... There's no way that Bob

Danish is going to cry.

I will not.

Well, uh... Yeah.

Now, don't you...

There. Now, don't you feel better?