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Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons.

Open to find, we're two of a kind.

Make it a go, make it grow. Together, we're gonna find our

way.

Together,

taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things. you just can't buy

two silver spoons together

Passenger of the Month Award.

Oh, Kathy, I just love you, little choo -choo.

But how come it always runs out of gas in the same spot?

Oh, you mean the tunnel?

Oh, Kate.

Kate, I want you to meet somebody.

Debbie, this is my secretary, Kate.

a meter maid, Kate. She's pretty good, too. She can tell within a quarter of an

inch how far your car's parked from the curb.

That's remarkable.

It's a gift.

Debbie, tell Kate the story of how we first met.

Oh, I'll never forget it.

He was parked in the red zone.

so well.

It's a gift.

Debbie, before we go out to lunch, I want you to meet my son, Rick.

Oh, golly gee.

I'd love to meet your little boy, Enzy Wedzy.

But I left my cart in a no -parking zone.

You just go and move your little cart, and I'll join you in just a minute,

Isn't she something, Kate?

Yeah, she's really something.

Edward, don't you think she's a little over -carbonated?

No, Kate, she's just enthusiastic. One thing I like, it's enthusiasm.

Especially in the tunnel.

Yeah.

It shows.

Kate, I want you to send Debbie a dozen roses at the police station, okay?

Oh, I'd be thrilled to.

Golly gee, do you think she'd like red ones, huh?

That's great, Kate. You sound just like her.

It's a gift.

for just being you.

Get out the shovels. It sure is snowing in here.

Ricky, I have a little present for you. It's that issue of the Fantastic Four

where the Hulk meets the Thing.

Thanks, Kate.

This is awesome.

Look at you, Ricky. What a mess. Here, let me tuck in that shirt for you.

Oh, and straighten out that collar.

You got a little dirt on your face.

Don't you realize what's going on here? Kids got the hots for you.

Derek, I think for athletes, food is finally spread to your brain.

Come on. I mean, don't you read Cosmopolitan?

What's happening now is that older women are going for younger guys.

Derek, that article probably means that they're going for guys a couple of years

younger than them.

Not a couple of decades.

scientific explanation.

Kate's pushing 30, right?

Does that mean she's going through the change of life?

What's the change of life?

That's when women lose all their hormones.

Where do their hormones go?

They dry up.

See, a woman can feel them drying up, so they get real desperate for men.

Kate just wants to have one last fling before she has a stroke or something.

I don't want to hear any more about it.

Hi, Leonard.

Hi, Kate.

Where's Edward? I need him to sign his tax return.

He's out on a date with some airhead meter maid.

Do I detect a little jealousy?

Of course not.

Why should I be jealous?

If Edward wants to make a fool of himself by going out with some

brainless bimbo... Sorry, I guess I was way off base.

Yes, you were.

Edward's my boss.

A relationship between us couldn't possibly work.

But you really care about him, huh?

Yes, I do.

He has a special childlike quality.

Do you think he's ready for a mature relationship?

I hope so. Right now, he's just going through life enjoying himself without a

care in the world.

Why, just this morning, I had to wipe his face for him. If I hadn't, he would

have walked right out the door totally oblivious.

So why don't you tell him how you feel?

No.

It's an impossible situation.

Leonard, please, don't mention this to anybody.

Don't worry, Kate. I'll keep your secret.

Oh, thanks, Leonard.

It's good to have somebody to talk to.

I'm so confused about this whole thing.

I'm going through so many changes in my life.

Well, I have to go, Kate. Oh.

I hope you get what you want.

You deserve it.

Thanks, Leonard.

You were right, Derek.

Katie's in love with me.

You busy?

No, I just put my tax return in the totem pole.

What's up, son?

I need some advice.

I know this girl that's totally, totally in love with me.

But it could never work out.

Ah, another case of star -crossed lovers, huh?

You know, like Romeo and Juliet.

Well, how did Romeo and Juliet handle it?

Well, that's not important, son.

You know what I'd do? I'd just level with the girl and be sensitive to her

feelings. You know what that's called, son?

Dumping her?

No, that's called letting her down easy.

Well, whatever you call it, she'd be crushed.

Well, have you thought about finding another guy for her?

You mean pouring her off to someone else?

Yeah.

That's a great idea.

Got anybody in mind?

Yeah.

I just thought of the perfect guy.

Thanks, Dad.

Hi, Kate.

Hi, Ricky.

Kate, can we have a talk?

I'm going to tell you that I think you're a very pretty lady.

You're very smart, and you're a real snappy dresser.

Well, so far, I don't need these.

Kate, I overheard you talking to Leonard earlier today.

Oh, and you heard that... Yes, I heard that you're crazy in love with me. What?

But it can never work out, Kate.

Ricky, let me explain. Listen.

It's not your fault.

I heard about this fan with older women chasing younger men.

I just don't go for this new morality stuff.

What can I say?

I'm an old -fashioned guy.

Oh, cry, cry. Let all the pain out.

But please, please do not blame yourself.

I mean, it's not your fault we...

each other every day.

It's inevitable that you'd fall for the Ricker.

I understand you're drying up.

I realize how you must feel being all alone at your age.

You need somebody you can talk to.

Somebody you can trust.

Somebody your own height.

Gee,

uh... Ricky, uh, this is pretty hard news to take.

No! Okay, don't do anything foolish!

Look.

Look, I love you.

But I'm not in love with you.

Please don't hate me, Kate.

Oh, I could never hate the Ricker.

I'll, uh... I'll try to get over you somehow.

Thanks for being so gentle with me.

Sure.

And just to show that we're still friends, why don't you come over

We'll all have a special dinner.

So wear your prettiest dress, okay?

Oh.

Okay. Oh.

Ricky, do you mind explaining all this?

Kate, you look beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Incredible.

Thank you, Edward.

You look very handsome in your suit.

A napkin.

I've never seen you in a suit before.

Well, I haven't worn this since college.

The only reason I wore it then was I had a magic act.

That's pretty good, too. I can make the whole audience disappear.

Hey, why are you so incredibly here?

Well, Ricky said that... Good evening, sir.

Madam.

Ricky, what's going on?

Welcome to... Rick.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

A table just opened up.

This way, please.

My.

What a lovely restaurant.

Thank you, ma 'am. Careful.

Don't trip over the train tracks.

Listen, waiter, could you get the maitre d'? I'd like a different table.

Dad.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

Okay, waiter.

What do you recommend?

For Chateaubriand, two is.

Magnifique.

Well, I prefer seafood.

Dad.

You know, Kate, I have a sudden yen for Chateaubriand.

Me too.

Very good choice.

For you, Manzo.

I will be right back with your sallies.

handsome man in the world love kate

kate do you get the feeling that ricky's trying to get us together

Have I told you that you look incredible tonight?

Yes, you have.

Well, then I'll tell you now.

You look incredible tonight.

What's this?

There's a bird in my shorts.

But don't be alarmed.

It's only Herbie.

He's rubber.

Herbie the rubber dove.

Oh, Edward.

You're a very unusual man.

Certifiable.

Well, I was going to do my act later on for Ricky, but... Turns out that you

brought out the magic in me.

Oh.

That old black magic that you

weave so well. Do you

mind?

Kate, you know one of the things I like about you?

You see the way I live and you see the things I do.

But you never put me down for them.

Oh. Well, there are a lot of people who live strictly by the book, but you have

the courage to do things your own way.

I admire that.

Well, there's lots of things I admire about you.

You're intelligent, kind, caring, thoughtful.

Too bad there's nobody like you available.

Well, Kate, when you came to work for me, you told me how your last employer

made a pass at you, and you made it very clear that you never wanted that to

happen again.

You're right. I did say those things. Then I respect your feelings, Kate, and

agree with you. It would be unwise for us to let romance intrude on our

professional relationship.

Oh, absolutely.

It would be an unnecessary complication in our lives.

Well, then we're agreed.

We absolutely, positively cannot get involved.

Yeah.

We can't.

We won't.

It would be

unprofessional.

And untenable.

And unworkable.

And unacceptable.

And unthinkable.

Never happen again.

Never. Ever.

Again.

Isn't

this...

great. Yeah.

Boy, I'm good.