All language subtitles for Silver Spoons s01e10 Father Nature

Here we are, face to face, looking
through the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and me.

I hate to rub it in, but I am a full
-fledged badger while you're nothing but

lowly muskrat.

Derek, you've pointed that out three
times in the last five minutes.

Oh, have I? I'm sorry.

Okay. I guess that embarrassing blank
space where your badger paws ought to be

just keeps reminding me that I'm a full
-fledged badger while you're nothing but

a lowly muskrat.

Keep it up, Derek, and there'll be an
embarrassing blank space where your

ought to be.

After next weekend, I'm going to be a
full -fledged badger, too.

Oh, sure.

You'll never get your old man to spend
24 hours camping in the woods with you.

No problem.

My dad loves to spend time with me.

Come on.

Fathers hate to waste weekends on their
kids.

I mean, the only way I got my dad to go
camping with me is to threaten to tell

Mom all about his girlfriend.

How'd you know he had a girlfriend?

I didn't. I took a stab.

help me get my badger paws.

I hope so.

I'm tired of being reminded that I'm a
full -fledged badger while you're

but a lowly muskrat.

Derek, did your parents have any kids
after they had you?

No. Think about it.

Ricky, that's an awful thing to say to
Derek. But, Daddy... It's okay, sir.

After all, I am a badger, and part of
the badger code is to be kind to the

-tempered.

That's a very nice sentiment, Derek.

Kind to the foul -tempered?

Yeah, it comes right after a badger
never pokes fun at another person's body

parts.

Who wrote this code?

Colonel W. Morton Strathmore.

Who's he?

Some old dead guy with a big nose.

Well, isn't that what you said, Richard?

Dad, I never... Well, it's always a
pleasure conversing with you, sir, but

afraid I must beg my leave.

No need to beg, Derek.

Well,

goodbye, Mr. Stratton.

Richard?

Oh, I was going to give you the badger
handshake, but I forgot. I'm a full

-fledged badger while you're nothing but
a lowly muskrat.

Well, how'd this week's meeting of the
badger patrol go, son?

Oh, Kenny, but Derek keeps on rubbing it
in that he's a full -fledged badger,

and I'm nothing but a lowly muskrat.

Well, you've only been in a badger
patrol a week. I think it's pretty good

you're already a muskrat.

Dad, as soon as you join, you
automatically become a muskrat.

I mean, it's humiliating. All the
badgers make fun of me.

They treat me like I'm slime.

Like I'm dirt.

Well, why don't you quit?

Because all my friends are in it.

This weekend's my last chance to get my
badger paws before spring.

Well, how does a muskrat get his badger
paws?

Okay, all we have to do is go camping
from Saturday morning until Sunday noon.

Well, son, I'm not sure I like the idea
of you and a bunch of kids spending a

weekend in the woods alone.

Oh, no, Dad.

It's not me and a bunch of kids.

It's me and you.

Well, son, I'm not sure I like the idea
of me and you spending a weekend in the

woods alone.

You'd have a fantastic time. Dad, I
dreamed about this all my life.

How would it be to go camping with my
father?

I keep picturing it over and over.

Well, son, you see, I... First we set up
our tent.

Then we go fishing.

Well, that's nice, Rick. We catch six
beautiful rainbow trout.

And we cook them over a crackling
campfire.

When it gets dark, we tell ghost stories
and sip hot cocoa. And then we fall

asleep under the stars.

Wait a minute.

We have a problem here.

See, I already have plans.

Oh.

Well, son, I think it would be great for
you and me to go camping sometime, but

I was really looking forward to this
weekend.

It's okay. You have a good time.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay, really.

Is it my imagination or is Ricky
depressed?

He's not depressed. He's disappointed in
me.

And I don't want to talk about it, okay?

Okay, fine.

Ricky wants me to go camping with him
this week.

He wants to earn his badger paws.

He already had plans to go skiing with
Leonard.

Oh, well, then you just can't go
camping.

Well, I could change my plans.

Great, then change your plans.

Well, Kate, it's just that... I've never
been camping before. for my whole life.

Your father never took you?

Never. Oh.

It's the one thing I'm grateful to him
for.

No, Kate, I'd do anything for Ricky.

Except go camping.

Edward, I don't understand. You love
outdoor sports.

Camping isn't a sport.

Camping is going to a place where
there's mud and bugs and snakes.

You don't have a roof over your head.
You don't have indoor plumbing. I'm

telling you, Kate, it's unnatural.

That's an interesting perspective.

Well, on the other hand, Ricky has his
big dream about how terrific it would be

if we went camping together.

I hate to disappoint him.

Yeah, well, he'll probably get over it.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I think.

Although if he didn't, that
disappointment could turn into

And that resentment might develop into a
cold, gnawing emptiness inside him.

And that would alienate him from society
and eventually drive him into a life of

crime.

So that he'll spend the remainder of his
wretched days in prison.

But you'll be able to visit him on
weekends.

That is, of course, unless you'd rather
go skiing.

Hey, Rick!

camping. All right!

Isn't this great, Dad?

Yes, it is.

Something strange about this air.

This stuff's got oxygen in it.

Tent's almost ready, Dad.

Attaboy, son.

I got the wood, you get the tent. We're
a great team.

This camping stuff's a breeze.

I didn't know that fish sleep.

Well, they must.

You know how tired you get after
swimming all day.

Yeah, but I thought I read somewhere
that fish don't have any eyelids.

How can you sleep without eyelids?

Even if you could, how do the other fish
know you're asleep?

I mean, there you are in the middle of a
dream. Some bass swims up to you and

says, Hey, hey, you asleep?

Don't be silly, Dad.

A fish would not sound that way
underwater.

He'd say,

point there. And there's one more thing
I've always wondered about fish. What's

that? How can a fish eat...

Rick.

detail like a rampaging 3 ,000 -pound
bear ruin our good time?

Right. Right.

We're going to stay right here until
Sunday noon and get you those badger

That's the spirit, Dad. You betcha.

So, since all our food is gone, that
bear won't come back.

That's right.

Okay.

Okay.

We didn't catch any fish.

And this is a very important but.

We can live off the land.

The fat of the land.

Dad, if there's so much fat on this
land, how come the bear had to eat our

Good point.

Well, we only have 16 hours left.

We can survive.

Get us a good night's sleep, okay?

Okay. Okay. You build a fire with what
you've got and not with more wood. Okay.

Ghost stories are more fun without a
fire.

Scarier.

Besides, as soon as it gets dark, we'll
have plenty of light from the stars.

It's gonna rain, Dad.

No way, no way.

After everything else that's happened to
us, it can't possibly rain on us. It's

the law of everything.

Chocolate -covered grasshoppers?

Yeah. Well, these happen to be light on
the chocolate, heavy on the grass.

who got to receive.

you can survive for weeks in the woods
without food.

As long as you got fresh water.

Goodness knows we're wearing enough
fresh water to last the rest of our

That's for sure.

What we need is something to take our
minds off our misery. Let's play a game.

What do you want to play?

I don't care.

Well, I don't care either.

Play 20 questions.

Fine. Okay.

I'm thinking of something animal.

Is it a four -legged animal?

Yeah. Do you find it on the farm?

hamburger, hot food. Ricky!

You're not playing the darn game.

I'm sick of the darn game. I want to
eat.

Well, so do I. And why is my leg itching
like this?

Fine, how do you do?

So you were getting my grasshopper?
That's right.

That was your brilliant idea.

It was not my brilliant idea.

It was his brilliant idea.

Who is this jerk?

Colonel W. Morton Strathmore, founder of
the Badgers.

Well, he does have a big...

Unfortunately, it turned out exactly the
way I'd imagined.

Ah,

son.

Everybody has perfect images of the way
they want things to be, but sometimes, a

lot of times, things just don't turn out
the way we want them to.

There's even a word to describe that.

But even if things go badly, you know,
you can almost always think back and

something positive.

Yeah.

Yeah, I bet we could hear a thing about
something positive about this trip.

I bet we could.

You first.

Well, um, we survived the bear attack,
and we lived through a terrible storm.

That's right. And we had a great
adventure.

You know what the best part is?

What?

We did it together.

Together, taking the time to stay.