All language subtitles for Silver Spoons s01e08 Im Just Wild About Harry

Here we are, face to face, looking for
the silver spoon.

Open to find, we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together,
we're going to find our

way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I together.

We're gonna find our way.

You and I together.

We're gonna find our way.

You and I together.

ask you ten times before you go to
sleep.

Yeah, well, I'm really bushed.

Wiped out.

Sandman city.

Well, want me to tuck you in?

No, no.

No, I'm too old for that, Dad.

I'm into self -tucking.

That's no fair. I've only had a son for
two months and already he's a self

-tucker.

Well, sweet dreams, son.

Bye, Dad.

Good night.

Mr. Bradshaw saw him in the cemetery
last night. He told me and Dirk what he

looked like.

Rick, don't you find it a little hard to
believe that a primitive half -man,

half -beast would be hanging around our
neighborhood?

But, Dad, Mr. Bradshaw actually saw it.

He said it was 14 feet tall, covered
with hair, and had big fangs.

Uh -oh, my first blind date is back in
town.

Dad, Mr. Bradshaw saw it with his own
eyes.

Well, Rick, consider the source.

Mr. Bradshaw isn't known as Weird Willie
for nothing, you know.

Last year he dressed himself up in
colored lights and told everybody he was

Christmas tree.

Sam, Mr. Bradshaw is not the only person
who's seen him. Other people have, too.

Just wait. Someday someone is going to
get a picture of Big Toast. And then

people are going to have to believe in
him.

Well, maybe so.

But maybe it's one of those unsolvable
mysteries like the Loch Ness Monster.

or the disappearance of Amelia Earhart,
or why all waitresses call you honey.

Good night, son.

Night, Dad.

Maybe not to you, but from this side of
the headstone is hilarious.

Come on, we're here on a mission.

We're supposed to be looking for big
toes.

Hey, while we're waiting, let's switch
some of these headstones around.

That way when people come here, they'll
be mourning the wrong dead guy.

Sheriff, you're too young to be this
sick.

Look at this.

Footprints.

Wow. Gee, I never saw a footprint like
that.

Neither have I.

This will make Dr. Scholl wake up
screaming.

Derek, Big Toe made these tracks.

Big Toe's was here, and there's a good
chance he'll come back.

Get down and wait for him.

of an old movie I saw called Curse of
the Avenging Corpse.

It was about this guy who knew he was
going to die, but he swore he could not

from the grave.

And then one night, the murderer came to
the cemetery to gloat.

And while he was standing over the
grave, the ground opened up, and a

decomposed hand reached up and grabbed
him.

I'm all to you. Come on.

Wonder why he's out here in the cemetery
all by himself.

Hey, he could escape from a zoo or a
circus.

What's your name, fella?

What's your name?

Expect him to answer that? Who's the
monkey here?

All right, but then we'll pick a name.

How about Fred?

No, he doesn't like that.

Well, how about Bob?

Yeah, it is a little boring.

Bruce. I know.

Harry.

Well, then Harry it is.

Well, it sure does fit.

Harry, you want to come home with me?

Go home with you? Why should he go home
with you? We both saw him at the same

time, right?

Yeah, but Harry likes me.

Oh, yeah, but Harry likes me, too.

Don't you, Harry?

Look, Rick, it's important that I take
Harry home with me tonight.

What do you mean important?

I got this plan. I'm going to put Harry
in a nightgown and slip him into my

father's bed.

I'm curious to see if my old man notices
anything different.

Forget it, Derek.

Harry needs love, food, warmth.

Right, Harry?

Well, he really needs a good
orthodontist.

Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye.

So long, monkey.

Nice blanket.

What do you want to do now? Play a game
or something?

Do you play catch?

Do you roller skate?

What's the matter, guy?

Did you eat a bad banana?

miss your family, huh?

I know how that feels.

I never really had a family until I came
to live with my dad.

But you can be part of my family, okay?

So come on.

Let's see that famous Harry smile.

Let's play some Cowboys and Indians.

I only had a gerbil and a hamster, and
they both died.

Oh, no, don't worry.

They died of old age.

Ricky, can I come in?

Just a second, Kate.

I'm wrapping your birthday present.

You've got to hide.

Ricky, you've been in your room all
morning.

What's going on? Nothing.

You're right, Kate. I really should get
out of my room. Come on, let's go.

Who's in the bathroom?

Oh, nobody's. See, the john keeps
flushing by itself.

It's terrible, Kate. It kept me up all
night.

I read about it. It's called spontaneous
flushing.

Someone's in the bathroom. Who?

It's a surprise. I'll be right down and
tell you all about it, okay?

Oh.

Sounds mysterious.

No big deal.

Spontaneous gargling?

Keep the toothbrush.

article in my school newspaper.

It said that having a pet is very
healthy for a person. It lowers your

pressure, helps prevent threat and
loneliness.

And they also found that a lot of
psychotic killers did not have a pet

were my age.

I'm going to take a wild stab here,
Rick.

Do you want a pet?

You and Derek were in a cemetery last
night? I thought you were asleep.

But, Dad... Ricky, you know better than
that. It's dangerous to go out alone at

night.

Danger's nice.

I bet he escaped from the, uh, ZOO.

anybody else.

Well, Ricky, Harry's... Uh, would you
excuse us for a moment, Harry?

Ricky,

I only had one semester of zoology, but
I'm pretty positive that orangutans

aren't native to Long Island.

Some of them must belong to somebody.

I sure wish I could keep him.

Ricky's a wild animal. There's nothing
for an orangutan to do around this

Of course, he could adapt.

The zoo's not missing any orangutans.

Then can I keep him?

Uh, now, Ricky, maybe he belongs to
somebody who loves him just as much as

do.

We're gonna have to put some ads in the
paper and see if anybody claims it.

If nobody claims him, then can I keep
him?

Well... Wouldn't you like to live here
with us, Harry?

Well, okay, in that case, Nobody
responds.

Mr. Nice Guy.

my puppy. We do an act together.

My name is Robert Geraldo of Geraldo and
Puppy.

Okay, Puppy and Geraldo.

Mister, are you sure this is your
orangutan?

Well, of course. We do a magic act.

Observe. Hey, I will take this orange
here. I'm going to throw it up in the

and it's going to end up right here on
this monkey's face.

One, two, and up. Close enough. Now for
the magic.

Puppy was gone.

Oh, you've been worried sick.

Yeah, I couldn't sleep. See, puppy is
like my own son.

Before you leave, could I say goodbye to
puppy?

Well, of course. Puppy, go out there. Go
out there with your girlfriend. Go.

Well, I guess you got to leave now, huh?

I'm sure I'm glad you found your family.

Mr. Geraldo seems like a real nice guy.

I'm sure I'm glad to know that you're in
good hands.

Boy, we had some laughs, didn't we?

Let me just tell you, you can always
come back here.

My window is always open.

I'm going to miss you.

I love you, Harry.

Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Make it a call, make it a call together.