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Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together, we're going to find our

way.

Together,

taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy Two

silver spoons together You and I together

We're gonna find our way You and I together

We're gonna find our way You and I

I was here, he'd hired Indians to attack the train.

Leonard, Lou, you up for a quick game of Pac -Man?

Uh, no.

Maybe later.

Okay.

We've got something important to discuss with you. Ah.

You see, the thing is... Hold that thought, gang. I love this part.

Yeah. God, I live for that.

I'm listening.

Edward, you've been ducking our calls for weeks.

Now, you can't put this off any longer. We've got to talk to you about your

finances. Okie dokie.

You see, as your business manager, it is my responsibility to tell you that your

lawyer has something to tell you.

Thanks, Lou.

I guess the best way to do this is to come right out with it. Fine.

You're broke.

I don't understand.

You see, Edward, I've been going over your books a number of times.

And it seems there's a cash flow problem. Ah, what does that mean?

You're broke.

Leonard, don't be a pimple.

If there's a problem, you'll handle it. You always do.

I don't think there's anything anyone can do this time.

No.

Is that the spirit that won the West?

I don't think so.

You talk to him, Lou.

I'll try.

He is gone.

Gone?

Gone.

That's impossible.

I'm rich.

I was born rich. I'm going to die rich.

Well, then you should have died yesterday.

Hey, Lou, you know what they say?

Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

Frown and you get lines on your head that trap lint.

I want you to look at me.

All righty.

Let me explain the concept of no more money.

You've got to realize what this situation means to you. It means no more

races in Florida, no more weekends in Paris, and no more servants in this

Now, wait just a minute.

I draw the line at servants.

Edward's servants get paid.

They will not work for free.

Mine will.

They've been with me since I was a child. They love me. They'd never leave

You know, from now on, I'm going to have to stagger their vacation.

Look, Edward, we've been friends a long time.

I'll do whatever I can to get you out of this mess. Thanks, Lou.

Oh, Lou, now don't forget the picnic Sunday. I'm bringing the weenies.

Yeah, weenies.

See, Edward, that's your problem in a nutshell.

Life to you is I'm bringing the weenies.

You take no responsibility for your own affairs.

You just don't care.

But you do.

That's what I like about you, Leonard.

Now I realize there's a problem with my finances. Something about my cash not

flowing right.

Go fix it.

Edward, I can't. Len.

Len.

Len.

Your problem is you don't have enough faith in yourself.

Come on now, suck in that gut. Stick out the chin.

Get out there and smell a rose or two.

And bring me back my bucks.

I took a shot.

Mine's a liberal.

Who'd you want to see?

Edward Stratton III.

Ah, the man at the house?

He's over there, behind the train of the house.

Mr.

Stratton? Yeah.

Are you Edward Stratton III?

That's me.

We have a son. We weren't.

You in a service or what?

I'm in military school.

Oh.

Hey!

Have I got the game for you. It's right over there. See, now, it's called Swamp

Wars. You're a space froggy being attacked by a swarm of nuclear -powered

moonflies. You use your electronic tongue to sort of...

You know, Evelyn used to look at me just like that.

notes and I... Oh, excuse me. No, no, no. Kate, Kate.

This is my personal secretary, Kate Summers. Kate, this is my... My... Son.

His name is... Ricky.

Ricky.

I didn't know you had a son.

Join the club.

Very nice meeting you, Ricky.

My pleasure.

Say, have you had lunch?

No. I'll tell you what. I'll make you a sandwich and I'll leave it in the

kitchen, okay? All right. All right.

Where's the kitchen?

Oh.

Well, if you take the train through the next two rooms, you'll find yourself at

Ghost Town.

Bear right at the abandoned mine shaft, get off at the old mail hook, and from

there just follow the Burma Shave signs.

You're welcome. See you later.

The old mail hook?

Yeah, well, nobody really uses it anymore.

Don't you think we should talk or something?

Dad?

Good idea.

And there's nothing better than a nice chat over a rousing game of foosball.

Do you sort of work or anything?

Not so far, knock wood.

How's this one?

Score!

I had a wits every time.

How did you do that?

I cheated.

How did you get the drapes to close?

Oh, that.

See?

computerized in this house?

Computers are incredible.

See, what they do is... Well, how they work... I'm going to space and nobody

knows how they work.

I do.

You do? Listen, does your computer have random access memory or does it read

only memory?

Probably.

Hey, you really do know about this stuff, don't you? Gar!

Hey, you cheated!

Runs in the family.

Hey, Ricky, uh...

What's a kid like you doing in military school anyway?

Shouldn't you be home having fun?

Well, sending me to military school was kind of Mom's idea.

You see, she just got married again to some ski instructor, and they said they

wanted to go to Switzerland for the season.

They said I'd just be in the way.

Oh, that's low.

What kind of a parent would say a thing like that about their own kid?

So could I stay here with you?

Oh, Ricky, you're a kid.

See, this place isn't set up for kids.

I'm telling you, Cherry, we're home free.

Yeah, Stratton hasn't got a clue what's going on.

I picked him clean.

He thinks he's spent all his money on charity.

He's got no idea that charity's me.

Okay, honey, us.

I better meet you at the airport.

Yeah, we're catching a 515 flight to Paris.

No, I just want to go over the figures one last time. You know, maybe I missed

hundred.

Yeah.

Yeah. You too. Ciao.

Hi, mister.

Oh. Hey, kid.

What you doing?

Oh, just working.

Gee, what's that thing?

It's a computer.

computers? No.

Good. But it sure looks like fun.

What's your name?

Lewis Morgan. I'm Mr. Stratton's business manager.

of people that I program into it. And when I want to see that information, I

just press these buttons.

Oh, you mean like this? No, no, no, no, no.

Only Uncle Lou should touch the buttons.

But I want to see his bank account. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Okay,

like, uh, food.

Um, I know.

Show me Mr.

Stratton's bank account.

Bet you can't do that.

Uh, listen, kid, you know, I'm kind of busy. I gotta make...

Okay, there. See?

Wow. There's nothing but zeros.

Yep. That's because Uncle Lou knows what he's doing.

Okay, kid. I gotta get going. I have a very important appointment.

Uncle Lou has to meet... Aunt Sherry.

that this train would look silly in an apartment.

Hey, Dad!

I thought we settled that.

He means me.

Hi, Ricky, what you doing?

Can I show you something?

Okie dokie. What? Take a look at this.

This is your bank account.

Wow, there's nothing but zeros.

What does that mean?

You're broke.

for himself.

Lately.

Now we've seen your bank account and Lou's bank account.

What does that tell you?

Well, it's obvious.

Lou's got a lot more money than I do.

I think I'd better talk to you.

I think I'm with you, Ricky.

Edward, according to these figures, Lou's been siphoning off your money and

putting it in his account.

You know something?

Call it a hunch, but I think Lou's a crook.

I can't believe the nerve of that guy.

He came to me looking for a job because he couldn't get one on account of his

prison record.

I said, hey, how about handling my money?

He turns right around and steals from me.

I don't know. Maybe I just can't read people.

suckered me, too.

I better call the police and have Lou picked up.

And, Edward, from now on, please let me know when you hire someone with a prison

record. Okay, Leonard.

Uh, Leonard?

What?

Now that you mention it, you know the fellow that put in my burglar alarm?

I'll take care of it.

Why don't you go get that sandwich, Ricky? You sure earned it. All right.

You see?

We're going to learn a lot from each other.

Yeah. Ricky, you did real good. I'm... I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

Hi, Kate.

Hi. After you, can you show me my bedroom?

Uh, sure.

Boy, you sure made him happy.

Yeah.

I'm so happy.

Kate.

I want you to do something for me.

Yeah, what?

I want you to drive Ricky back to military school.

You mean you're going to tell that little boy that he has to go back?

No, I thought you'd do that too.

Wait a minute.

Don't you think that that is your responsibility?

Yeah. Oh, good.

I can't, Kate.

got to.

I like Ricky. I don't want to hurt him.

Then why didn't you let him stay?

Kate, what kind of an example would I be for that little boy? I was a rotten

son. I was a lousy husband. What makes you think I'll be any different as a

father?

You could try.

No.

If Ricky stays, I'm afraid it'll just end up hurting him even more.

Truth is, he's better off without me.

stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow.

Oh, come off it, creep face. You told me you were gonna go live with your

father, and you'd never have to come back here again.

Well, you're here, just like I told you.

He probably took one look at you and threw you out, just like your mother

You know, Derek, now I see why all you gerbil...

Come on, now. Swamp things have feelings, too, you know.

Can I sit down?

Go ahead.

Good.

Dad? Hmm?

What are you doing here?

Oh.

Well, after you left, I remembered there was something I forgot to say to you.

any of your games or something?

No, Ricky.

I mean it.

What changed your mind?

What?

What changed your mind?

Oh, well, you know, I was thinking.

You were right. I think we could learn a lot from each other.

A kid your age shouldn't be stuck here in military school. All they teach here

is how to be a little man.

You ought to have a chance to be a little boy.

I could help you with that.

Boy, could I help you with that.

You are good at it.

Yeah. Maybe a little too good.

See, that's why I could learn from you.

How?

Well, Ricky, you probably won't believe this, but I'm a little different from

most people.

See, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Everything was always handed to me all my life.

I guess I just never... never really grew up.

Man my age.

Old enough to be your father.

You know what I mean. Anyway, I figure maybe I could help you be more of a kid.

You could help me be a little less of one.

Are you sure you just don't want me to run your computers?

No.

I can hire somebody to do that.

I can hire somebody to do anything.

I can't hire someone to be my son.

That's your job if you want it.

You want it?

Son?

never again.