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Wanna go soft on
the python, mate.
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Well, I wouldn't go
making too many jokes
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about snakes around here, mate.
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Tommy!
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You alright?
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What the fuck?
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Fuck. No.
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Fuck, no.
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No.
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No, no.
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No, don't.
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No, no, no!
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-Hey.
-Hey!
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Oh, you could have
made an effort, Jazz.
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Is that the only
menu they gave you?
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Sorry, we have three
more menus, please?
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So, apparently, right, they do
this kayak tour down the river,
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it's meant to be amazing.
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You get to see the real
jungle. So, I don't know.
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Maybe we can do that tomorrow
while the girls go shopping.
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Yeah, sure.
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What makes you think we'd rather
go shopping than kayaking?
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Because you insisted that
there be a walk-in wardrobe
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in every single room
in the new house,
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not just the bedrooms either,
I mean the kitchen has one.
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I'm serious.
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Are you listening to these two?
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They're saying a couple of
girls can't go on this boat trip
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with them.
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Well, I mean there's
gonna be snakes.
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Probably crocodiles
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You jump on the sofa
when you see a spider.
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Maya, are we just gonna
sit and take this?
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-I'll go.
-That's settles that then.
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That settles that then.
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Brilliant, thank you very much.
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Right, so, actually I wanted
to say a little something.
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So, there we go.
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Alright, I don't wanna
make a big thing about it.
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But um, first of all, thank
you both so much for coming.
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Um, we're both so glad
that you're here with us
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on this trip.
43
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You're our best friends
in the whole world
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and there's no one that we'd
rather spend this time with
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than you guys.
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Second thing is we're actually
having a bit of a celebration,
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because today finally...
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Finally, I've sold the company.
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-The money's in the bank.
-Oh, wow.
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No way.
51
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So, to celebrate,
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got a little bit of
a gift for you guys.
53
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This trip, everything,
we're picking up the tab.
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Okay, it's all covered.
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Wow, Ritchie.
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That's so generous of you.
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Thank you.
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Isn't it, AJ?
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AJ?
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Say, uh, a toast
then to best friends.
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-Cheers.
-Best bros.
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He's paying for our vacation.
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Does he think we
can't afford it?
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He's been your best
friend since school
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and he's just sold his
company for a lot of money.
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He just wants to
share it with you.
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Share it?
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He started that company
in our dorm room.
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Maybe he should have asked
me to be a part of it then,
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instead of keeping
it to himself.
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That way I wouldn't have to
rely on your dad for a job,
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would I?
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-Babe.
-No, come on.
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Everybody at the office
knows I got the job just
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because I married
the boss' daughter.
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I bet these walls
are paper thin.
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Should we try and
make more noise then?
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Ah, signal.
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Oh, it's work.
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Hey Felix, how you doing?
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Yeah, we're like in
the middle of nowhere.
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Say hi to daddy for me.
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Really?
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Yeah, sorry, um, yeah madness.
85
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There's just no
coverage anywhere.
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Morning, morning.
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I'm Nick.
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I'm gonna be your river
guide for this trip.
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Any of you been
on a kayak before?
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Nope.
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-No.
-No.
92
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Not a problem.
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You are all gonna
need life jackets.
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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-There we go.
-Thank you.
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That's for you, and
yeah, that's for you.
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There you go.
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-Pink?
-Yeah, it's your size.
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-I think I'll give it a miss.
-Well, no jacket, no kayak.
101
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Right, you're all
gonna need wet shoes.
102
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I should have your sizes.
103
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Don't worry, it
goes with your eyes.
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Hey, by the way, um, this
trip cost a little bit extra,
105
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but uh, got you, okay.
106
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Oh.
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Alright.
108
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Yeah, that's it.
109
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Alright, and your partner?
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Oh, right.
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Beg your pardon.
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-Thanks.
-Right, okay.
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So, you two free.
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Are there crocodiles in here?
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The idea is to
stay in the kayak.
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That wasn't really a
yes or a no, was it?
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Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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-Wooh.
-Oh.
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Oh my God.
121
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Ritchie!
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Get off, get off!
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Stop it!
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Okay, just stay nearby.
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Hey, he gets his own boat?
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It's called a "kayak".
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Nice and slowly.
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You've gotta stay in
perfect rhythm, okay?
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-Wow.
-Perfect rhythm, Okay.
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Try to make a right
angle with your elbows.
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That is roughly where
your hands should be.
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A right angle there.
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That's it.
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You're a natural,
that's fantastic.
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Quit showing off.
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Okay, good. Good, good.
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Sit down!
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That's it, you're a natural.
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Whoa.
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You gotta stay in rhythm.
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Okay.
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That's it, opposite side.
143
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Ding-a-ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding.
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Whee!
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Who's feeling adventurous?
146
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We could stay out overnight,
make this a two-day trip.
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-In the jungle?
-Yeah.
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We'd need some more equipment,
they'd need to meet us further
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downriver with the jeep, but...
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Uh, yeah, sure, Let's do it.
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At least, we know
who's in charge here.
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Yep.
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Right.
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There's a bit of white
water where we're going.
155
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It can get a bit bumpy,
so you might want to put
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your phones and
valuables in here.
157
00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,542
Yeah, sure.
158
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It's waterproof, floats if
it falls out of the kayak.
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We like to think it's part
of the experience, you know,
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letting go of technology
for a couple of days.
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I'm good.
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Come on, mate. Wall Street's
not gonna fall over just
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'cause you're off your
phone for two days.
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Who's gonna miss you?
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There's no signal where
we're going anyway.
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Okay, thanks.
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AJ, it's two days.
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Okay. Alright.
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Must be some pretty
incriminating stuff
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on that phone, mate.
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Oh, I'm excited.
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Look through there.
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Well, the legend is that
this river was created
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from the tears of
a goddess who wept
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when she saw the
unspoilt beauty.
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You're so lucky to be
out here every day.
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It's so peaceful.
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Oh, well, it's peaceful now,
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but wait till we
camp out tonight.
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Jungle's a different
place at night.
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How long have you
been out here for?
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I've been coming
here all my life.
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My dad was a tour
guide for 40 years,
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and his granddad,
my great-granddad,
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was one of the first
outsiders to come here.
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But unfortunately, he, um...
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He what?
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Well, he, um...
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He disappeared.
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-Disappeared?
-Yeah.
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He discovered a tribe out
here, and one day he just...
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He didn't come back.
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No one did.
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If he didn't come
back, how do they know
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there's a tribe out there?
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Well, eventually they found
some of his belongings,
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and they also found human feces
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with traces of human
bone inside it.
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Bullshit!
200
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No, come on, be fair.
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Human shit.
202
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:08,583
So, you're saying this
tribe are cannibals?
203
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Yeah, but it's fine we're not
going near where they live.
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Oh, what a relief.
205
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,417
Wait, you're saying
they're still here?
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Yeah, well, they
were here first.
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This is their home.
208
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:23,042
Look, left alone, they're
no danger to anyone.
209
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,708
For the past
hundred years or so,
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the outsiders have been
trying to take their land,
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steal their precious
minerals, and log their trees.
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Deforestation has pushed
them further and further
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into the jungle.
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They've got less and
less animals to feed on,
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so, yeah, you know,
they're getting desperate.
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Hungry.
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But their area is protected now.
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It's off limit.
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That's it.
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You'll be fine.
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That's it.
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Good stuff, good stuff.
223
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I really, really need to pee.
224
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Alright, okay.
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00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,333
You guys good?
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Seriously, AJ?
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00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,583
Told you to go
easy on that water.
228
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,291
Apparently, you can
be seasick on a river.
229
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You alright?
230
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You ready to go back?
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Hm.
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Woo!
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Let's do this.
234
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Yeah, baby, coming at
you live from the jungle.
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Hi, mom!
236
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,542
Hey, this is the channel
that takes you places.
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Ooh.
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Others don't dare.
239
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:50,000
You see that crap?
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Maybe they got some
protected flowers.
241
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Boo-hoo, poor little flowers.
242
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Screw that.
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We're going in.
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Stay tuned, folks.
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How many views have we got?
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Oh.
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30,000 viewers.
248
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Cool.
249
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Should we tear it up?
250
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:04,542
Yeah.
251
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You're right.
252
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,000
Danny?
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00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,083
Danny?
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00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,791
Danny, what are you doing?
255
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,250
Danny?
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Hey, Jasmine.
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I reckon after this
trip, next holiday,
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we charter a yacht,
go to the Caribbean.
259
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,750
I think it's gonna be a bit
more clear there, right?
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-Oi!
-Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
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-My bad.
-AJ, please.
262
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I know you brought
your mom with you.
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00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,292
It's just...
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a baby python couldn't
hurt you, okay?
265
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,667
Couldn't hurt you, alright.
266
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,417
Could have told us
that bit sooner.
267
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,083
You were too busy screaming
like a little girl.
268
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,917
You're an idiot!
269
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,125
Yeah, but I'm a dry idiot.
270
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,167
Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're dry.
271
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,208
But not for long.
272
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,750
No, Ritchie.
273
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,457
No, no, no, Ritchie. No, no, no!
274
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,083
-Fuck!
-Ritchie!
275
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,375
Who's dry now, huh?
276
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,458
Oh, shit, my phone.
277
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,417
-Freaking phone.
-That's it, come on, come on.
278
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,625
Come on. I got you, I got you.
279
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,833
Thank you.
280
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,500
It's over that way.
281
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,500
He dives into the water
full of God knows what
282
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,541
and you're worried
about your phone?
283
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,125
Hey!
284
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:41,583
It's waterlogged.
285
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,582
Yeah, what's on that phone, man?
286
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,790
Fuck!
287
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,749
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
288
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:53,416
If... if anybody
sees this, if...
289
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:58,125
they killed Danny.
290
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,165
I don't know who
they are, but...
291
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,582
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
292
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:43,625
-That's it, you alright?
-Think so.
293
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,083
Yeah, just hop up.
294
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,250
We're heading that way.
295
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,916
You need to put it
in a bowl of rice.
296
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,042
Oh, yeah.
297
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,750
I'll just pop to the shops
and get some, shall I?
298
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,042
How does he expect
us to do this?
299
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,375
Nobody in the
history of the world
300
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:17,583
ever showed up in the
jungle and was able to...
301
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:19,165
Did it.
302
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,750
Thank you, Nick.
303
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,625
It's good to have a man who can.
304
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,958
Thank you, Nick.
305
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,792
Maybe next you could
use your massive penis
306
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,292
to chop down a tree for firewood
307
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,083
to keep us warm at night.
308
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:53,750
What was that?
309
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,125
No idea.
310
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:58,208
-You're kidding, right?
-I've got no idea.
311
00:23:58,291 --> 00:23:59,125
I'm from Romford.
312
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:02,042
I don't know what that was.
313
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:05,042
No one knows half the
stuff that's out here.
314
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,041
That's why they call
it "the jungle".
315
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,792
Most women love that line.
316
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,125
Yeah, well, I'm not most women.
317
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,415
Are you married?
318
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,375
Who'd want to be with someone
who just keeps disappearing off
319
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,958
into the jungle?
320
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,666
Maybe someone who'd
want to go with you.
321
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:30,625
Do you ever get lonely?
322
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:36,167
So, how'd you meet,
you two? You and AJ?
323
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:40,708
Well, he needed a job
and my father was hiring.
324
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,208
And that's all
you're gonna tell me?
325
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:45,708
-Yeah.
-Okay.
326
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,417
So, Romford?
327
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,833
Mm-hmm.
328
00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:51,250
What's an Essex boy doing
all the way out here?
329
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:55,750
Told you earlier about
my great-grandfather.
330
00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,583
Well, there he is.
331
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,083
George Robinson.
332
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,083
Pretty famous back in his day.
333
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:05,500
Growing up, I was
obsessed with him.
334
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,458
I used to stare at his pictures.
335
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,583
Just wanted to be
like him, you know?
336
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,750
Then I got a bit older,
came out here a lot more,
337
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,417
and turns out he came out
here for the diamonds,
338
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,125
and sapphires,
339
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:19,875
and whatever he
could get hold of.
340
00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:23,375
So, your great-grandfather,
he went missing, right?
341
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:26,833
Do you really think they...
342
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,917
Well, something happened to him.
343
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,917
And there are other stories.
344
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,292
There's a guy who was working
for a logging company.
345
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,708
They were clearing
forests, got too near
346
00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,375
where the tribe was.
347
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,875
You seen the way spiders keep
live flies in the web sometimes?
348
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,750
The way that a cat
plays with a mouse.
349
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,167
Sometimes the killer whales,
they'll take a little nip
350
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,583
out of the sea.
351
00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:59,541
Ages before they
can slow them down.
352
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:09,792
All you have to remember
is there's no electricity
353
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,250
where the tribe is, okay?
354
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:14,042
They've got no refrigerators
to keep the meat fresh.
355
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:17,375
So they keep their prey
alive and close at hand
356
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:18,708
till they need it.
357
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:21,625
Well, why don't they
just tie them to a tree
358
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,375
or lock them in a
cage or something?
359
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,292
So, that they can
slow them down enough,
360
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,041
so that they can train
their young to...
361
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:32,833
Anyway, this logger, he finally
made it back to the river.
362
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:36,792
Help me!
363
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:38,416
Somebody, help me!
364
00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,833
His heels had been cut
all the way through,
365
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:49,083
and he was screaming about
being chased by children.
366
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,542
Flesh-eating children.
367
00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:54,333
-What's going on?
-You scared me.
368
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:59,167
Ah, telling ghost
stories again, is he?
369
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,875
All part of the
immersive experience,
370
00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:02,125
sit around the campfire
trying to scare
371
00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:03,915
the shit out of tourists?
372
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:09,292
You coming to bed?
373
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,541
Yeah.
374
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,833
Night.
375
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,500
-You alright, babe?
-AJ?
376
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:42,833
I'm fine.
377
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,708
Uh.
378
00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,291
Oh.
379
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,417
Night, babe.
380
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,833
Night, night, darling.
381
00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:56,417
Goodnight, Jazz.
382
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,625
Night, AJ.
383
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,458
-Night, Maya.
-Night, Jazz.
384
00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:03,167
Night, Ritch.
385
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,542
Night, Jim Bob.
386
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,625
Night, John Boy.
387
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,458
Night, Mary Ellen.
388
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,000
Night, cannibals.
389
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:17,165
Goodnight.
390
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,790
Give us a kiss.
391
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,041
AJ.
392
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,750
You scared me.
393
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,417
I need you.
394
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,833
Not here.
395
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,292
Why not?
396
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:17,041
Because your wife is
about 20 feet away.
397
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,958
Well, what am I
gonna do about this?
398
00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,958
I've been walking
around with it all day.
399
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,375
Nearly took somebody's eye out.
400
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,833
AJ.
401
00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:34,625
I thought the whole point of
this trip was to tell them.
402
00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,416
AJ?
403
00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:42,208
What is it?
404
00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:43,416
What's wrong?
405
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,750
Maybe we should wait
a little bit longer.
406
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:49,291
Wait?
407
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,750
I can't go on like this, AJ.
408
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,000
Meeting in hotels,
409
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,875
sneaking around thinking
Ritchie might find out.
410
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,583
Well, that's just
the thing, okay?
411
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,417
Ritchie and I, we go way back.
412
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,167
Look, I knew him long
before you even met him.
413
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:07,708
And he's still my best mate.
414
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:11,750
The best friend whose wife
you've been sleeping with.
415
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,458
Things have just got a bit out
of hand, haven't they, Jazz?
416
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:16,125
A bit out of hand?
417
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,458
Look, all I'm saying is this is
not a good time at the company
418
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:20,458
for me right now, okay?
419
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,083
Maya's dad's
planning on leaving,
420
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:28,250
which means somebody is gonna
have to step into his shoes.
421
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,125
This could be good
for both of us.
422
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,250
But you're leaving the company.
423
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,500
How can you leave her
424
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,500
and expect to stay
working for her father?
425
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,583
Oh my God.
426
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:45,333
You're not leaving her, are you?
427
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:48,875
You're never gonna leave her.
428
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:53,875
'Cause being somebody
means more to you
429
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,042
than being with me.
430
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,417
Jazz, listen to me.
431
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,625
Don't.
432
00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:01,750
What have I been doing
all this time, AJ?
433
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,000
Well, can't we just keep
things the way they are for now
434
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,958
-and then...
-The way they are?
435
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:08,625
You want me to
get back in a boat
436
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:10,666
and pretend like none
of this happened?
437
00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:14,083
Kayaks.
438
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:16,042
They're called, "kayaks".
439
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,125
AJ!
440
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:20,708
Jazz, where are you going?
441
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:21,667
We're in the middle
of the jungle.
442
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,083
You don't know what's in there.
443
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:29,124
It can't be any worse
than what's out here.
444
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,875
Oh!
445
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:24,500
Why does my back
feel like concrete?
446
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,333
Maybe it's because I slept
between two fricking trees!
447
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,458
Have you seen Ritchie?
448
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,500
What?
449
00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:37,792
He's gone.
450
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,000
What do you mean gone?
451
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,167
Gone as in not here anymore, AJ.
452
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,958
No, he's taken my kayak.
453
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:47,375
-What?
-What happened last night?
454
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,792
Something must have
happened for him
455
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:50,208
to do something so stupid.
456
00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,792
Oi, wind your neck in.
457
00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,958
That's my best mate
you're talking about.
458
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,583
Ritchie!
459
00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:57,083
You're the hired hand who's
supposed to show us the sites.
460
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,500
Fair enough, fair enough.
461
00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,167
Maybe one of you guys can
call ahead to the jeep,
462
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,750
tell 'em we're gonna be
late for the rendezvous,
463
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:03,458
so we don't get stranded
out here all night.
464
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,917
Oh no, we can't do that, can we?
465
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,958
Because your phones are
in the dry bag on my kayak
466
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:08,583
with your best mate.
467
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,375
Maybe we could use your phone.
468
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,667
Shit, no, we can't do
that either, can we?
469
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:13,000
'Cause you dropped
it in the river
470
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,292
and it's not working
anymore, is that right?
471
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,625
You left the phones
in the kayak?
472
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:16,917
I wasn't expecting
someone to take off in it.
473
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,708
Please, can we
just find Ritchie?
474
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,416
Could be hours away.
475
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:25,958
Well, there's only one river.
476
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,083
Right, let's pack up, quick.
477
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,333
How did someone like you end
up with someone like him?
478
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,083
He's just worried about Ritchie.
479
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,792
Being married isn't
always perfect, you know.
480
00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:46,167
When was the last time it was
perfect, do you remember that?
481
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,082
Come on, let's get moving.
482
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:14,958
Shit, no way.
483
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,375
We're too late.
484
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,583
What do you mean too late?
485
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:24,958
Before yesterday, he'd never
even been in the river, right?
486
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,958
He'd never even been in a kayak.
487
00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,083
Not go that way.
488
00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:31,750
So which way would you go?
489
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,583
He'll go that way.
490
00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,125
-Can't go that way.
-Why not?
491
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,292
It's ancient land.
492
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,458
-It's protected.
-Who gives a shit?
493
00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,292
We go to the jeep and tell them
he's missing, they'll have a...
494
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:42,542
To hell with the jeep.
495
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:43,792
We're not leaving
Ritchie out here.
496
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,042
No, we go the way we planned.
497
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,500
It's them, isn't it?
498
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,542
The people you
were talking about.
499
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:49,958
What people?
500
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,125
Not this crap about
a bunch of psychos
501
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,208
living in the jungle again.
502
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,750
Who are they?
503
00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:57,833
They're people you don't
want to know, okay?
504
00:34:57,916 --> 00:34:59,333
They don't believe
in good and evil.
505
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,417
To them, we're just outsiders,
and if they're in need,
506
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,833
we're just food, you understand?
507
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:04,708
Do you really want to be
the guy that left a bunch
508
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:06,333
of tourists out here?
509
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,833
We don't go in there,
they don't come out here.
510
00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:09,583
That is the way it's
always been, ever since...
511
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:12,125
Since granddaddy was slowly
roasted over the campfire.
512
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:14,458
Let me ask you something.
513
00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:16,083
Have you ever seen them?
514
00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,417
No.
515
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,042
Do you know why?
516
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,458
Because they don't exist.
517
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,292
-You do what you want to do.
-No!
518
00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:24,875
I'll smash a hole in that
thing before I let you leave us
519
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,125
out here.
520
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,042
We're going that way
to find our friend,
521
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,917
and we're taking the boats.
522
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,750
Excuse me, the kay-fucking-yaks.
523
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:35,083
So you either come with us or
you swim the rest of the way.
524
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:35,958
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
525
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:38,291
We can't leave Ritchie.
526
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,000
We find your friend,
then we get out of there?
527
00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:43,333
Yeah.
528
00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:18,625
Look!
529
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,125
Where is he?
530
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,416
Where is he?
531
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,250
Dry bag's gone.
532
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,791
The phones, they're not here.
533
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,458
Ritchie!
534
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,541
His life jacket.
535
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,875
I'll stay, alright?
536
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:53,583
We lose the kayaks, we'll
never get out of here.
537
00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:55,875
Are you scared, Rambo?
538
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,083
Yep.
539
00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,667
I'll give you an hour.
540
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,000
You can stay the
night if you want,
541
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:03,458
but if you're not back
in an hour, I'm gone.
542
00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:04,791
We'll be back.
543
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,291
Come on.
544
00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:10,000
Ritchie!
545
00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,250
Ritchie?
546
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,958
Ritchie?
547
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,875
Listen.
548
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,541
Ritchie?
549
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:22,749
That way.
550
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:22,125
Guys!
551
00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:25,958
I'm over here!
552
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,415
Hey!
553
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:02,875
So your great-grandfather
went missing, right?
554
00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:08,125
Do you really think they...
555
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,166
Ritchie?
556
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,375
Is that you?
557
00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:30,833
Ritchie?
558
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,458
What's that?
559
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:34,500
God, it's creepy in here.
560
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,375
-Oh my God!
-Oh, you bastard.
561
00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:52,000
-What are you doing?
-Your face.
562
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,583
Ooh, hello.
563
00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:56,958
Why did you leave the camp?
564
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,375
Ah, I couldn't sleep.
565
00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:00,958
My stomach was doing
somersaults all night.
566
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,750
I don't know, maybe I drank
too much of that river water
567
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,083
earlier.
568
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:06,250
Anyway, I know it was
stupid, but I was tired.
569
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,542
I got in the kayak,
thought I'd power on ahead,
570
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:11,250
I was trying to find the jeeps
to get us out of here earlier.
571
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,417
To be honest, I was so glad
572
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,500
when I saw you guys
come in this cave.
573
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:15,833
Is it just me, by the way,
574
00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:17,833
or is Action Man getting
on everyone's nerves?
575
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,333
Well, maybe you should
have listened to him.
576
00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,042
You took the wrong
river, apparently.
577
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,583
And this part of the jungle?
578
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,625
Full of zombies.
579
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:24,833
Zombies?
580
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:26,208
That's what he's
been telling you?
581
00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:27,958
What a knob.
582
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,625
He's been telling stories
long enough about this place,
583
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,500
I think he's actually
begun to believe 'em.
584
00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:33,917
Guys, we should be going.
585
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,292
We need the phones.
586
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,000
You took the wrong
turn in the river,
587
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:38,708
and we've got to call the
jeep to tell 'em where we are.
588
00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:40,417
No, no, I haven't
got the phones.
589
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:43,375
Well, they weren't there.
We thought you had them.
590
00:43:43,458 --> 00:43:44,500
No, no, I haven't seen them.
591
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,833
Maybe they're
still in the kayak.
592
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,208
I bet Rambo left them
back at the camp.
593
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,708
He's been telling the
girls all kinds of shit,
594
00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,000
trying to scare 'em.
595
00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:52,750
Oh yeah, you weren't
scared though, right?
596
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,166
With these guns?
597
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:58,333
Come on, guys, we've got to go.
598
00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:00,790
-You alright?
-Yeah.
599
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,000
The kayaks.
600
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,000
-Over here.
-Oh, forget it.
601
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,208
So we're good, yeah?
602
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,500
Yeah, we're good.
603
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,333
Then why did you
try and leave us?
604
00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:36,417
I mean, that's what you
were trying to do, right?
605
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,833
Find the jeep?
606
00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:38,917
You know, for a guy
who acts all cool,
607
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,125
you're pretty
paranoid, you know.
608
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,833
What's that supposed to mean?
609
00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:44,458
Alright, look.
610
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:47,833
I worked hard at
everything I've got.
611
00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:50,708
While you were busy
chatting up girls.
612
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,417
Yeah. AJ, the stud.
613
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,292
Meanwhile, mate, I was grafting
my nuts off building something.
614
00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:59,500
You had a good idea, it was
good timing, that's all.
615
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:01,042
Right, yeah, right
place, right time, yeah?
616
00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:03,625
Sheer dumb luck.
617
00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:06,125
Let me ask you something, man.
618
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:08,708
My success, the
business, does it...
619
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:09,875
Does it piss you off?
620
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,583
-Couldn't give a shit.
-Hmm.
621
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:13,958
Oh, I see.
622
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,208
You want me to sound
proud of you or something.
623
00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:17,083
Is that it, huh? Yeah?
624
00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,542
Just never was enough
for you, was it, Aaron?
625
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:21,167
Don't call me that.
626
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,625
Just look at her,
man. Look at Maya.
627
00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:24,250
Look how beautiful she is.
628
00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:29,542
You married into a family who
gave you a job on the board.
629
00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:31,125
No working your way up
from the mail room, no...
630
00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:33,375
no learning the ropes like
the rest of us had to do.
631
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:35,000
No.
632
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,625
But still, that, that
wasn't enough for you.
633
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,625
Even someone like her
wasn't enough for you.
634
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,667
Your phone's working.
It's dried out.
635
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,457
You should really
lock that thing.
636
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:04,375
Son of a bitch. He's gone.
637
00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:06,375
He's taken the food and water.
638
00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:07,708
Everything.
639
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,916
He didn't take everything.
640
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,790
Well, why would he leave that?
641
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,457
Alright, let's get out of here.
642
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,791
Nick's kayak.
643
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:10,125
Nick!
644
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,750
Where are you,
you macho bastard?
645
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,415
What is it?
646
00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:42,666
Let's go, let's go, let's
go. Come on, come on, go. Go!
647
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:46,250
They're eating him, aren't they?
648
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,625
If you hadn't taken his kayak,
649
00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,208
his head wouldn't have
been in a fucking pot.
650
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,875
This is on you, man.
651
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,292
You really want to talk about
who's fucking fault, this is?
652
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:55,125
-Yes! Come on, then!
-Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
653
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,458
They know we're here.
654
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,667
Get in the kayak!
655
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:58,958
-Get in!
-Really?
656
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:01,165
You're just gonna
sit in it right now?
657
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,375
-Great!
-Let's get out! ♪
658
00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,042
Let's get out!
659
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,291
Come on, we've got to get out.
660
00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:31,332
Get it out!
661
00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,457
Everybody, alright?
662
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,417
The kayaks! The kayaks are gone!
663
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,166
They're gone.
664
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,666
-Alright.
-What do we do?
665
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,208
Come on, let's go!
666
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,582
Wait.
667
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:15,999
We're loosing them.
668
00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:35,833
Follow the river!
669
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,916
This way!
670
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:01,083
Wait, wait, wait.
671
00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:02,916
Wait.
672
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,375
We can't do the river anymore.
673
00:51:08,416 --> 00:51:09,875
So, what way now?
674
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:11,375
How the fuck are we supposed
to know where we're going?
675
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:13,125
We don't even know how we
got here in the first place.
676
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:17,375
Um, we were travelling southwest
before we took the other river.
677
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:20,833
It must be this way.
678
00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:22,666
Come on.
679
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,874
Fuck.
680
00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:40,042
Jazz!
681
00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:41,125
Stop!
682
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:42,875
We've got to sort this out.
683
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,708
Not so beautiful
out here now, is it?
684
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,332
We need a bandage.
685
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:54,541
Give me the knife.
686
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,583
Okay.
687
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:06,208
Oh, fucking hell.
688
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,542
-Fuck.
-Is that alright?
689
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,542
Yeah.
690
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:09,417
That's much better, thanks.
691
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,124
Fucking hell!
692
00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:32,291
Stop, stop.
693
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:34,583
Did you hear that?
694
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,375
I can hear someone.
695
00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:55,042
Hey, I, uh, forgot to thank
you for paying for the trip.
696
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:56,292
I've loved it.
697
00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:58,083
Especially, the
part where we, uh,
698
00:52:58,166 --> 00:52:59,292
found the guy's head in the pot.
699
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,750
And uh, the part
where you pissed off
700
00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:02,208
and left us in the camp in
the middle of the night.
701
00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:03,542
Oh, yeah.
702
00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:04,917
Want to talk about why
I pissed off in the camp
703
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,625
in the middle of the night?
704
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,250
-Fuck you.
-Yeah, fuck you.
705
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:12,125
Oh, you fucking idiot!
706
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,875
-Jazz.
-You've done enough!
707
00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,000
-Hey, are you okay?
-Leave me alone!
708
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:17,000
Jazz, let me see.
709
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,332
I said, leave me alone!
710
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:49,583
AJ, the knife.
711
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,166
What are we doing?
712
00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:06,458
They're gonna kill us.
713
00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:08,458
No, they won't.
714
00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:10,083
What makes you so sure?
715
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:14,083
Nick.
716
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:15,708
Something he...
717
00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,292
Alright.
718
00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:20,583
What did action man tell
you that you're not sharing
719
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:22,291
with the rest of us?
720
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:29,791
They keep us alive
until they're hungry.
721
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:35,708
Nick said they wound their prey.
722
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:40,208
Leave them wandering
around for days.
723
00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:44,083
Even weeks.
724
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:45,750
Before...
725
00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:53,042
So, they're playing with us.
726
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,750
Keeping us alive until
they fancy a fucking snack.
727
00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:58,875
Alright. Okay, well.
728
00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:00,083
We can't keep moving
in this darkness.
729
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,167
We can't see anything.
730
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,583
So, let's rest here a few
hours until first light.
731
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,958
At least, then we'll
know which way east is.
732
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,792
Keep watch.
733
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,999
Two at a time, keep
each other awake.
734
00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:18,791
AJ, you got a better idea?
735
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:22,333
Oh, that's right.
736
00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:24,958
You're not exactly an
ideas guy, are you?
737
00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:26,665
Guess I've got first watch.
738
00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:02,249
It's me.
739
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,417
You have to eat something.
740
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,083
Thanks.
741
00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:21,750
Don't worry.
742
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:24,042
We'll get out of here.
743
00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:28,750
We just need to keep
moving, I guess.
744
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,583
I don't see how we can.
745
00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:35,041
You've seen the state
of me and Jasmine's...
746
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,083
Pregnant?
747
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:42,667
Yeah.
748
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:44,000
Finally.
749
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,500
We've been trying
for three years.
750
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:54,417
It's just a shame
I'm not the father.
751
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,333
I, um...
752
00:56:57,666 --> 00:56:59,041
I did some tests.
753
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:02,041
Jazz doesn't know.
754
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,250
Guess, some guys just
aren't meant to be dads.
755
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:10,625
I'll stand by her.
756
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:14,290
If that's what she wants.
757
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:25,332
Ritchie? Shh.
758
01:03:42,041 --> 01:03:45,458
No, sorry.
759
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:50,333
I promise you.
760
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:53,083
I promise you I will
save Jasmine and Maya.
761
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,167
I promise you.
762
01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,500
Okay.
763
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:04,499
No, no, no, no.
764
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:21,083
No, no, no, no!
765
01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:09,541
Jasmine!
766
01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:14,125
Please, you gotta help me.
767
01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:41,750
AJ! Oh my God.
768
01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:43,250
What happened?
769
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,667
Are you okay?
770
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:47,583
Oh my God, AJ, are you okay?
771
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:50,625
Where's Ritchie?
772
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,375
He's gone ahead.
773
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:55,875
He's gone to find the jeep.
774
01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,542
No, no, no, no, no, no.
775
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,041
He wouldn't do that.
776
01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:05,291
You said that we had
to stick together.
777
01:07:07,041 --> 01:07:08,208
Where is he?
778
01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:10,750
AJ, where's Richie?
779
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,208
He's gone ahead.
780
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:13,666
He's gone to find the jeep.
781
01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:22,041
He's gone to the
jeep, down the river.
782
01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:25,542
He's gone to get help.
783
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,000
Yeah.
784
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:33,583
Okay.
785
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:35,625
He would do that, wouldn't he?
786
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:41,792
If he can get help, then
we can get out of here.
787
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,916
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
788
01:07:47,916 --> 01:07:49,582
Yeah, let's go find him.
789
01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:37,042
The river.
790
01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:38,375
Come on.
791
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,083
He's there! He's there!
792
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:48,417
-Run!
-Run!
793
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,833
Come on!
794
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,250
Come on.
795
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,499
Jasmine! Jasmine!
796
01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:18,042
AJ! AJ!
797
01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:18,875
It's okay. It's okay.
798
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,250
Don't worry.
799
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:22,042
It's okay, it's
okay. Don't worry.
800
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,333
Um, lower me down.
I'm lighter than you.
801
01:09:24,416 --> 01:09:26,542
You'll be able to
pull me back up.
802
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,416
Just find something!
803
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,250
I'm gonna come down.
804
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,875
Come on, AJ, quick, quick!
805
01:09:35,958 --> 01:09:37,500
It's okay.
806
01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,667
Come on.
807
01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:42,708
Help me. Help me. Help me.
808
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,458
Quickly, quickly!
809
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:46,917
Tie the rope around me.
810
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,124
It's okay, Jasmine.
811
01:09:49,833 --> 01:09:50,917
Ready?
812
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,708
Okay, I'm coming!
813
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:57,625
Lower me down.
814
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:07,792
It's okay. I'm here.
815
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:09,208
I'm here, I'm here. I'm here.
816
01:10:09,291 --> 01:10:10,958
It's okay. It's okay.
817
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:12,833
I'm so... I'm sorry.
818
01:10:12,916 --> 01:10:14,167
We'll get you out.
819
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,583
I'm sorry.
820
01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:17,792
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
821
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:19,083
Don't worry. It's okay.
822
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:21,749
I'm... I'm so... I'm
sorry. I'm sorry.
823
01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,875
-It's okay.
-I'm sorry.
824
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:29,041
I know, I know.
825
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:37,708
AJ?
826
01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,666
AJ!
827
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:53,792
You ready?
828
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:54,875
Please.
829
01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:12,790
It's okay.
830
01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:15,833
It's okay.
831
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:30,666
Come on.
832
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:04,916
It's okay.
833
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:22,541
-I can't.
-It's okay, it's okay.
834
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:26,083
I can't.
835
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:28,917
We have to go.
836
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,749
Take her! Take her!
837
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:45,333
We have to jump.
838
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:52,791
You can do it.
839
01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:27,124
Maya!
840
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:31,124
Guys, come on.
841
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,082
Get in.
842
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,083
I don't know who's
gonna find this.
843
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,167
I'm in the jungle.
844
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,333
You know what they
tell you, man?
845
01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:50,417
Don't come here.
They're hunting us down.
846
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,708
You were my best friend.
847
01:15:51,791 --> 01:15:52,583
I don't think we're
not gonna make it out.
848
01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,415
There's too many of them.
849
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,541
You know it's true.
850
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,292
There are out here, man.
851
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:21,875
They'll hunt you down like dogs.
852
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,041
They killed my friend.
853
01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,208
There's too many of them.
854
01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:29,458
We're not gonna make it out.
855
01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,208
I don't know what
language you speak,
856
01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:36,917
but I think you'll understand.
857
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,332
Eat this, motherfucker.
858
01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,749
No, Jasmine! Jasmine!
859
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,166
AJ!
860
01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:20,292
We're both so glad that you
came with us on this trip.
861
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,625
You're our best friends
in the whole world
862
01:19:21,708 --> 01:19:23,917
and there's no one
that we'd rather spend
863
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,666
this time with than you guys.
864
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:33,500
I'm sorry.
865
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,916
Promise you, promise
you, I'll save Jasmine.
866
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,457
I promise you.
867
01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:34,417
AJ!
868
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,208
Get in the boat!
869
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,375
AJ, no!
870
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,208
AJ!
871
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,458
AJ!
872
01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:53,541
AJ!
873
01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:57,000
To best friends.
874
01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,666
Best bros.
875
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,458
AJ, please don't!
876
01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:16,000
AJ!
877
01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:20,666
AJ, stop, please!
878
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:26,083
Please stop!
879
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:33,041
AJ!
880
01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:38,749
AJ!
881
01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:25,583
I always knew I was never
good enough for you.
882
01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:30,875
I was just a... a ticket
to where you came from.
883
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:38,208
You were always
trying to be somebody.
884
01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:49,333
When all you ever
needed was right here.
885
01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:55,750
Even someone like her
wasn't enough for you.
886
01:22:55,833 --> 01:22:58,333
You once said you loved
me, because I was smart.
887
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,083
At least, let me have that.
888
01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:11,750
J... Jasmine!
889
01:23:11,833 --> 01:23:12,667
Jasmine!
890
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:14,250
Wake up!
891
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:18,041
Come on, get out!
Get out of the boat.
892
01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:26,083
Come on, come on.
Jazz. Come on, come on.
893
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:28,792
Come on, Jazz you can do it.
894
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,624
Okay.
895
01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:47,000
Come on.
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