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♪♪
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YES!
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AND NOT A SCRATCH
OR A CHIP ON ANY OF THEM.
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PLEASE TELL ME THOSE
ARE NOT MY DISHES.
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UH, THAT
WOULD BE A LIE.
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WE AGREED NEVER TO USE
THE SHRINK RAY IN THE HOUSE.
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I'M BEING REALLY CAREFUL.
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YEAH, YOU'RE
ALWAYS CAREFUL,
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AND SOMEHOW THINGS
JUST SEEM TO HAPPEN.
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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I KNOW THE SHRINK RAY
INSIDE AND OUT.
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THE OAK THAT USED TO BE
IN THE FRONT YARD.
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THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED
TO ANYONE.
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IT FITS IN WITH MY PLAN
TO MAKE US RICH.
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YOUR PLAN?
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YEAH.
DIANE, LET'S FACE IT,
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I'M NOT
GETTING ANY YOUNGER,
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AND WORKING AT JENTECH
IS STARTING TO WEAR ME OUT.
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I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BLOOM
AS AN INVENTOR THERE.
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I NEED TIME,
AND I NEED FUNDS TO EXCEL.
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WHEN LEONARDO da VINCI
WAS MY AGE,
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HE WAS ALREADY DESIGNING
A FLYING MACHINE.
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AREN'T YOU DESIGNING
A FLYING MACHINE?
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YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST FOR KIDS.
JENNINGS HAS THIS CRAZY IDEA
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THAT THIS WILL BE THE LATEST
THING FOR CHRISTMAS.
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I KNOW WORKING
FOR MR. JENNINGS IS HARD.
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HE DOESN'T GET INVENTIONS.
HE NEVER DID, HE NEVER WILL,
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BUT WITH THE AID
OF MY SHRINK RAY,
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I COULD QUIT MY JOB
AND BECOME AN ENTREPRENEUR.
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DIANE, YOU REMEMBER
HOW WHEN WE MOVED,
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I SHRUNK
ALL OF OUR FURNITURE?
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ALL RIGHT, SOME OF IT
DID GET CRUSHED IN THE MOVE,
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BUT I'VE RECENTLY
RECALIBRATED THE SHRINK RAY.
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WHY, YOU MIGHT ASK?
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WHY?
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I COULD START MY OWN
MOVING COMPANY.
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I COULD MOVE THOUSANDS
OF OBJECTS AT NO COST AT ALL.
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I COULD MOVE AN ENTIRE MUSEUM
IN A SHOEBOX.
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INSTEAD OF HIRING
BIG TRUCKS
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FILLED WITH BURLY GUYS
IN WHITE SHIRTS WHO SMELL,
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PEOPLE COULD HIRE ME.
I HARDLY SMELL.
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I BET WITHIN A YEAR
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I COULD MAKE
ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE
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AND INVENT
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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WE COULD MOVE TO HAWAII.
YOU COULD QUIT YOUR JOB.
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WE COULD WEAR GRASS SKIRTS
AND TAKE HULA LESSONS.
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WE COULD EAT BIG BARBECUED PIGS
WITH APPLES IN THEIR MOUTHS.
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I COULD RESTORE
OUR DISHES TO NORMAL SIZE
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AND SHUT DOWN
THE SHRINK RAY.
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THAT'S CERTAINLY
A FALLBACK OPTION.
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OH, HONEY...
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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THANKS.
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IT WAS A DARN GOOD PLAN,
THOUGH.
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ CRASH ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO.
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IS IT FOR ME?
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IT'S THE CHIEF.
WHAT'S UP, CHIEF?
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IF A CALL
COMES IN FOR ME,
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LET THEM KNOW
I'M AT WORK.
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YEAH, I'LL BE AROUND FOR
A LITTLE LONGER, IF YOU WANT --
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CHIEF? CHIEF? HE HUNG UP.
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HEY, IT'S SATURDAY, REMEMBER?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I STILL HAVE TO FINISH
THE GORDON-HUGHES MOTION.
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TRUDY'S BRINGING OVER
THE TRANSCRIPTS.
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HEY NICK!
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HOW ABOUT HELPING YOUR OLD MAN
FINISH FIXING THE DISHES?
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CAN'T. JOEL AND MYRON
ARE COMING OVER
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TO WORK ON A CLASS REPORT ON
SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION.
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ANY CHANCE OF YOU GUYS
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TEACHING YOURSELVES
HOW TO COMBUST INSTEAD?
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HA HA.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, AMES?
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CAN'T DAD, I'M BOOKED.
I'M HELPING MOM.
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FOR A FEE.
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MOM IS GENEROUSLY TREATING
JACK AND ME TO A MOVIE,
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IF WE TAKE QUARK TO THE V-E-T
FOR HIS S-H-O-T-S.
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QUARK KNOWS
HOW TO S-P-E-L-L.
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QUARK, YOU BETTER NOT
SCREW UP OUR DATE.
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BYE.
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HEY, I'LL BE
AT THE OFFICE LATER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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HEY, GUYS,
COME ON IN.
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HEY, MRS. S.
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COME ON UPSTAIRS.
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I'VE GOT GREAT PICTURES
OF PEOPLE BLOWING UP.
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COOL. DOES IT SHOW
BURNING GUTS AND STUFF?
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NO, JUST SMOKING SHOES.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
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TO BE THE NORMAL ONE
IN THE FAMILY?
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MY DAD USED
TO SAY THAT A LOT.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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HEY, CHIEF.
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COME ON IN.
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SZALINSKI,
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. I --
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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JACK.
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MR. S., AMY HOME?
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AMY, ARE YOU
READY TO GO?
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JACK, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
HELP ME. COME ON.
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OKAY, I'M COMING.
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ALLIGATOR TO BLUEBIRD,
ALLIGATOR TO BLUEBIRD,
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THE COAST IS CLEAR,
BLUEBIRD.
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I CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
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IS THERE ANYWHERE
THAT WE COULD TALK
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THAT'S A LITTLE MORE
PRIVATE?
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MORE PRIVATE
THAN MY CLOSET?
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WELL, I'VE GOT
TO HEAD OUT TO WORK
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IN ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO.
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PERFECT! I'LL MEET
YOU THERE -- ONE HOUR.
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DON'T LET ME DOWN.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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Amy: QUARK!
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THERE'S ONE EXPLANATION
THEY CALL THE WICK THEORY.
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A FIRE SMOLDERS
UNDER AN UNCONSCIOUS VICTIM
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AND GRADUALLY HEATS UP
THE BODY FAT
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UNTIL IT SLOWLY ROASTS.
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NASTY.
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YOU MEAN LIKE
A HUMAN BARBECUE?
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IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, YES.
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PRETTY COOL, BUT NOT AS COOL
AS JUST BLOWING UP.
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JOEL, NOT EVERYTHING
HAS TO BLOW UP.
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WELL, MAYBE NOT,
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BUT THINK HOW INTERESTING
IT WOULD BE IF EVERYTHING DID.
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DON'T TOUCH
THAT SANDWICH -- KABOOM!
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OH, THE HUMANITY!
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OH, THE PEANUT BUTTER
AND THE JELLY!
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THAT WOULD SO NOT HAPPEN.
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IT'S BEEN DOCUMENTED IN TONS
OF NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES.
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IT WAS ON
"UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES,"
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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HE DOES HAVE A POINT.
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THE MOMENT OF IGNITION IN
SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION
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HAS NEVER ACTUALLY
BEEN OBSERVED.
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THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME,
RIGHT? OF COURSE.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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OH, YOUR DOG
MUST HAVE A SIXTH SENSE.
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YEAH, WHERE'S BRUCE WILLIS
WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?
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WELL, I'D SAY,
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BUT IT'D PROBABLY
RUIN THE MOVIE FOR SOMEONE.
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HA HA.
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MAN, OUR DATE
HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET,
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AND QUARK'S
ALREADY MESSED IT UP.
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WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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JACK, YOU LEAVE FOR
THE UNIVERSITY IN A MONTH,
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AND I LEAVE
NOT LONG AFTER THAT,
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AND WE HAVE
YET TO HAVE A DATE
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THAT HASN'T BEEN...
SZALINSKIED --
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EITHER A MANIACAL MANNEQUIN
HAS TAKEN OVER MY CAR
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AND TRIES TO DRIVE US
OFF A CLIFF,
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OR OUR HOUSE HAS BEEN
TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER PLANET
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AND A MONSTER
IS TRYING TO EAT US.
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OR ALIENS TRY TO MARRY YOU
AND KIDNAP YOU.
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THAT, TOO.
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JUST ONCE, I WISH
WE COULD HAVE A NORMAL DATE
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BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
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AMY, I KNOW THAT NOT ALL
OF OUR DATES HAVE BEEN --
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QUARK!
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HAVE, UH...
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I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO TRY TO DO.
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JUST THINK
OF HOW FAMOUS WE'D BE
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IF WE COULD ACTUALLY CAUSE
SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION.
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ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SET UP
THE PROPER CONDITIONS
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AND LET IT DO
ITS OWN THING.
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THINK OF THE FAME,
THE FORTUNE, THE ADULATION
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IF WE CAN ACTUALLY
CRACK THE MYSTERY.
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ALL I NEED IS AN "A"
TO CRACK MY C-PLUS AVERAGE.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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QUARK!
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[ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY
ABOUT SMACKING YOU BEFORE,
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BUT YOU WERE MISBEHAVING.
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I GOT TO GO TO WORK
FOR A WHILE.
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TRY AND STAY OUT
OF MISCHIEF,
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AND I'LL OVERHAUL
YOUR CONTROL BOX TONIGHT.
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DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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GRRR.
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IF WE ARE EVER
GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE,
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YOU HAVE GOT TO HELP ME
FIND HIM.
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BUT AMY.
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YOU CHECK DOWN HERE,
I'LL LOOK UPSTAIRS.
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HEY, DAD. QUARK!
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[ RUFF RUFF ]
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THERE YOU ARE.
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OHH!
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[ RUFF RUFF ]
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[ RUFF ]
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AAH!
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UHH.
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OH, MY GOD.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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SOME BEST FRIEND
YOU ARE.
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YOU LED ME
RIGHT INTO A TRAP.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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DAD?
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JACK?
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ANYONE?
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NICK?
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[ WRIST-COM BEEPS ]
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DAD? DAD,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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Dad? Dad?
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NEED SOME EXERCISE?
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IF IT ISN'T THE CHIEF
WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
SEÑOR MISTERIOSO?
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SZALINSKI, THERE COMES
A POINT IN TIME
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WHEN A MAN REACHES
A FORK IN THE ROAD,
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AND AT THAT
POINT IN TIME,
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A MAN HAS TO DECIDE WHICH
PATH HE'S GOING TO TAKE,
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KNOWING FULL WELL WHICHEVER
PATH HE TRAVELS DOWN
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COULD BE THE RIGHT ONE
OR COULD BE THE WRONG ONE.
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WORDS TO LIVE BY, CHIEF,
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BUT IS THERE A POINT
TO ALL THIS?
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A PRESENT?
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AW, CHIEF.
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BEAUTIFUL RING,
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BUT I'M ALREADY TAKEN.
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I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY TAKEN.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
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JAKE, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING READY TO DO
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WHAT I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
GETTING READY TO DO?
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I'VE BEEN ALL ALONE
FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS NOW.
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THE BOYS ARE ALMOST GROWN,
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AND A MANLY MAN SUCH
AS MYSELF NEEDS A COMPANION.
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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ADOPTING
A DOG OR GETTING A WIFE?
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GETTING A WIFE.
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CONGRATULATIONS! OH, THIS IS
JUST FABULOUS NEWS!
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00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,295
IT'S JUST --
IT'S FABULOUS!
234
00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:11,897
AND --
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME.
235
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,633
YEAH. WELL, WE'VE
BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER
236
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,769
FOR OVER A YEAR NOW.
237
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:20,072
THE PROBLEM IS, SZALINSKI,
I AM SCARED TO DEATH.
238
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,341
I COULD BARELY WORK
MYSELF UP TO GET THE RING,
239
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,911
LET ALONE GET UP THE NERVE
TO ASK MISS TRUDY.
240
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:27,346
WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO?
241
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,281
WHAT IF SHE HAS TO
THINK ABOUT IT?
242
00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:31,683
CHIEF, CHIEF, I'M SURE
SHE'S GOING TO SAY YES.
243
00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:34,286
HOW SURE? 60-40, 70-30.
244
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:37,189
THIS IS
DRIVING ME CRAZY.
245
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:40,159
I THINK ABOUT IT
DAY AND NIGHT, I CAN'T SLEEP.
246
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,761
I CAN BARELY CARRY ON
A CONVERSATION WITH HER.
247
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:44,196
I'VE BEEN LOSING WEIGHT.
248
00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:46,198
YOU HAVE?
249
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:49,334
IF I DON'T GET THIS THING
OVER AND DONE WITH,
250
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:52,037
LET'S JUST SAY
I'LL RETURN THE RING,
251
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:56,341
PACK MY BAGS, AND MOVE
SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY,
252
00:12:56,374 --> 00:12:58,110
MAYBE TIBET.
253
00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,512
I COULD SPEND MY EVENINGS
SITTING CROSS-LEGGED
254
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:03,048
IN FRONT
OF A BUTTER OIL FIRE,
255
00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:06,685
DREAMING OF MISS TRUDY
AND WHAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE.
256
00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:09,121
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF, HEY,
LET'S SNAP OUT OF IT HERE.
257
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:11,290
YOU'RE TALKING
CRAZY TALK NOW.
258
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,558
MY POINT IS, SZALINSKI,
259
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:15,294
THAT TONIGHT
IS THE MAKE OR BREAK.
260
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,830
IF I CAN'T FIND THE COURAGE
TO ASK HER NOW, I NEVER WILL.
261
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,831
AND IT WILL ALL BE OVER,
262
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,065
THAT'S WHY
I NEED YOUR HELP.
263
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:21,333
SURE. ANYTHING.
264
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,467
WOULD YOU
ASK HER FOR ME?
265
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,169
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
266
00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:26,538
THIS IS A VERY PERSONAL
AND PRIVATE THING.
267
00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:28,373
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO SHARE YOUR HEART.
268
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,710
SHE'S NOT GOING TO WANT
ANYONE THERE BUT YOU AND HER.
269
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:37,049
OH. WELL, THANKS ANYWAY,
SZALINSKI.
270
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:40,886
I JUST HOPE THE JEWELER
WILL REFUND THE RING IN FULL.
271
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,289
IT WAS A SPECIAL ORDER.
272
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:48,093
I WONDER WHAT OUR CHILDREN
WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE.
273
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:49,728
OKAY.
274
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,763
OKAY.
275
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,765
I WON'T PROPOSE FOR YOU,
BUT I'LL HELP YOU.
276
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,500
OH, THANK YOU.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
277
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:58,203
I UNDERSTAND WHAT
A SACRIFICE YOU'RE MAKING.
278
00:13:58,236 --> 00:14:00,005
BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT A RELIEF IT IS
279
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,774
TO PUT MY ENTIRE FUTURE
OF MARITAL BLISS
280
00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:05,077
IN YOUR SAFE HANDS.
281
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,113
ENTIRE...FUTURE?
282
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:11,516
OTHER PEOPLE GET TO LEAD
NORMAL LIVES.
283
00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:14,519
IF THEY WANT A THRILL,
THEY TURN ON THE TV,
284
00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:17,556
THEY GO TO A MOVIE,
THEY GO ON A TRIP.
285
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,191
I GET SHRUNK DOWN
286
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:22,995
TO THE TEENAGE EQUIVALENT
OF A DUST BALL.
287
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,298
OKEY-DOKE.
288
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,967
[ SIGHS ]
289
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:31,803
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
290
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,939
HELLO? IS IT JAKEY?
291
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:36,742
HANG UP.
STUPID PHONE.
292
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,211
YEAH, STUPID PHONE.
293
00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,313
WHAT'S WRONG, TRUDE?
294
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,949
WHAT? NOTHING.
I'M FINE.
295
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,051
HOW ABOUT YOU?
296
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:49,454
OH, NOTHING. FINE, TOO.
297
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:50,489
GOOD.
298
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,723
YEAH.
299
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,259
YEAH.
300
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:56,828
[ RUFF ]
301
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:59,564
DON'T YOU TRY
AND MAKE UP WITH ME NOW.
302
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:01,767
YOU'VE PROBABLY RUINED
MY LAST MOMENTS
303
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,403
OF MY LAST DAYS
WITH JACK.
304
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,071
[ WHIMPERS ]
305
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:08,807
YEAH, YOU SHOULD
FEEL BAD.
306
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,310
AMY?
307
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,244
ARE YOU UP HERE?
308
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:15,447
OH, NO! JACK,
YOU'LL GET SHRUNK.
309
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,515
[ RUFF ]
310
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:20,319
JACK, RUN AWAY!
GO AWAY! DON'T COME IN!
311
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,621
I CAN'T FIND YOUR DOG.
312
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:23,689
[ WHIMPERS ]
313
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,858
THERE YOU ARE. [ RUFF ]
314
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:30,229
COME HERE, YOU --
315
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,935
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
316
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:40,239
AMY, ARE YOU IN HERE?
317
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,744
QUIT MESSING AROUND.
318
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:49,948
JACK, RUN!
319
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:51,817
AMY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
320
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,720
I'M TRYING
TO CATCH YOUR DOG.
321
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,733
JACK?
322
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,868
[ WHIMPERS ]
323
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,571
AMY, ARE YOU UP THERE?
324
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,474
JACK?
JACK, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
325
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,376
DON'T WORRY.
326
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,744
YOU'VE BEEN SHRUNK.
327
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:22,314
THE TINGLING WILL WEAR OFF
IN A FEW MINUTES.
328
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,683
GREAT. IT'S NOT ENOUGH
THAT I'M TEENY-TINY,
329
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,685
NOW I'M GIVING
TEENY-TINY ADVICE
330
00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:28,687
TO MY TEENY-TINY BOYFRIEND.
331
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,690
WHERE ARE MY PARENTS
WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
332
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,325
OH, MOM.
333
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,093
[ WRIST-COM BEEPS ]
334
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,529
MOM? MOM, ARE YOU THERE?
335
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,398
THIS IS
A SZALINSKI EMERGENCY.
336
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,999
I need your help.
337
00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,736
Come in, Mom.
338
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,171
[ WRIST-COM BEEPS ]
339
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:48,774
MAMA BEAR HERE.
340
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:49,708
[ FEEDBACK ]
341
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,276
OW! OW!
342
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:53,879
[ GRUNTS ]
343
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,914
HELLO?
344
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,250
HMM, ODD.
345
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,685
I KNOW,
346
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,754
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
347
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:04,790
WHAT'S WRONG, TRUDY?
348
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,925
HE'S ACTING SO ODD,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
349
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,560
I THINK IT'S ME.
350
00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:09,895
YOU MEAN JAKE?
351
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,964
I THINK HE'S GOING TO
BREAK UP WITH ME.
352
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:16,101
DID HE SAY SOMETHING THAT
WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?
353
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:18,804
HE'S ACTING
STRANGE, THOUGH.
354
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,606
WELL, MAYBE IT'S
JUST SOMETHING AT WORK.
355
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:24,743
NO, IT'S ME.
IT'S GOT TO BE ME.
356
00:17:24,776 --> 00:17:26,745
HE'S ASKED ME
TO DINNER TONIGHT.
357
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:29,081
I THINK HE'S GOING
TO BREAK UP WITH ME.
358
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,715
OH, AND HE'S SO SWEET.
359
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:32,084
OH, YES, HE IS.
360
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,087
JAKE IS ONE OF
THE SWEETEST MEN I KNOW.
361
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,589
[ Sobbing ]
I'M GOING TO MISS HIM.
362
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,992
OH, WELL...
363
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,796
MY LITTLE HONEY BUNNY.
364
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:47,933
OH, TRUDY, YOU DON'T KNOW
ANY OF THIS FOR SURE.
365
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,935
I COULD TELL.
366
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,904
WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER,
HE LOOKS AT ME FUNNY.
367
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,172
FUNNY HOW?
368
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,807
WELL, KIND OF LIKE
369
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,810
HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD
WITH A BOWLING BALL,
370
00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:01,613
AND THEN -- THEN HIS EYES
GET ALL GLAZED OVER,
371
00:18:01,646 --> 00:18:05,617
AND THEN HIS TONGUE HANGS OUT
OF THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH,
372
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:08,920
YOU KNOW, KIND OF --
KIND OF -- KIND OF LIKE THAT.
373
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,423
AND THEN -- AND THEN
HIS NOSE STARTS TO TWITCH,
374
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,792
AND -- AND HIS JAW
GETS ALL TIGHT
375
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,861
AND HE -- [ Mumbling ]
376
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,028
[ SOBS ]
377
00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:20,332
DOES WAYNE EVER
LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT?
378
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,534
OH, QUITE OFTEN,
IN FACT.
379
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,971
BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT.
380
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,974
WELL, MAYBE HE'S NOT
GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
381
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,510
MAYBE HE JUST HAS
SOMETHING ON HIS MIND.
382
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,813
IF HE DOES, IT'S AWFUL,
383
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:38,283
AND THERE ARE ONLY
TWO THINGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
384
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:40,485
THAT ARE THAT AWFUL --
385
00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,487
ONE, HIS PUPPY DIED,
386
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,489
TWO, HE'S GOING
TO BREAK UP WITH ME,
387
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:47,859
AND JAKE
DOES NOT HAVE A PUPPY.
388
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,861
WELL, IT SOUNDS
PRETTY DEFINITIVE, THEN.
389
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:50,896
YEAH.
390
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,398
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S
JUST GOING TO DUMP YOU
391
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,333
LIKE THAT
OUT OF THE BLUE.
392
00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:57,903
YOU KNOW WHAT
I AM GOING TO DO?
393
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,639
I AM GOING TO
BREAK UP WITH HIM.
394
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,641
YES! I DON'T THINK
I'D HAVE THE GUTS
395
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,743
IF YOU HADN'T VOLUNTEERED
TO COME WITH ME.
396
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,578
VOLUNTEERED?
397
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,580
WITH YOU BACKING ME UP,
398
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:13,018
I WILL HAVE THE COURAGE
OF AN ELEPHANT! HA HA HA!
399
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,854
IF ELEPHANTS HAVE COURAGE.
400
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:19,991
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
401
00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:22,360
GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUST HIM, ARE YOU?
402
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,996
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I LOVE
A GOOD EXPLOSION, BUT --
403
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,998
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
404
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,901
SO WHAT DOES
THE BOOK SAY, JOEL?
405
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,903
IT SAYS THAT MOST
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
406
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:34,606
IS CAUSED BY A BUILDUP
OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.
407
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,942
GUYS, I REALLY DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
408
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,044
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
409
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:42,180
WE'RE JUST GOING TO
TEST OUT SOME THEORIES.
410
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,616
YOU'RE THE PERFECT SUBJECT.
STATIC ELECTRICITY?
411
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:46,618
WHAT COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEM
412
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:49,421
IS A NATURAL CONDUCTOR
FOR STATIC ELECTRICITY?
413
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,723
Amy: JACK, ARE YOU OKAY?
414
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:57,028
UH, WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION
OF "OKAY"?
415
00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:58,096
DON'T FALL.
416
00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:00,098
THANKS. YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT UP THERE
417
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,467
ON MY LIST
OF THINGS NOT TO DO.
418
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,475
I'VE GOT
TO DO THIS RIGHT.
419
00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,744
NOW READ BACK
WHAT WE'VE GOT SO FAR.
420
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,146
OKAY. "MISS TRUDY,
421
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,782
WE'VE BEEN STEPPING OUT
FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW -- "
422
00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:19,918
OKAY, SEE,
"STEPPING OUT" --
423
00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:22,554
I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY
THE BEST TERMINOLOGY.
424
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:24,956
IT SOUNDS SO, UH...
UNROMANTIC.
425
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:26,625
HOW WOULD YOU SAY IT?
426
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,994
WELL, LET'S SEE, YOU'VE GOT
COURTING, ESCORTING,
427
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,963
UH, ACCOMPANYING,
PITCHING WOO.
428
00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,965
HUH.
429
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:38,837
MISS TRUDY, YOU AND I
HAVE BEEN PITCHING WOO FOR --
430
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,139
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
431
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,775
IT SOUNDS PRETTY RISQUé,
DON'T YOU THINK?
432
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:47,178
COMING FROM YOU, DEFINITELY.
LET'S TRY "COURTING."
433
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:49,180
OH, FOR CORN SAKES!
IS THAT THE TIME?
434
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:53,285
I GOT TO CHECK ON THE KIDS.
DIANE LEFT ME IN CHARGE.
435
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:56,288
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE
LIKE THIS. WE'RE NOT DONE.
436
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,290
WE HAVEN'T EVEN
REHEARSED THE PART
437
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,925
WHERE THE LITTLE PUPPET
GIVES HER THE RING.
438
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,494
TRUDY LOVES
MY LITTLE PUPPET.
439
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,362
I'LL BE THERE.
I PROMISE.
440
00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:06,998
LET ME CHECK ON THE KIDS,
CHANGE MY CLOTHES,
441
00:21:07,031 --> 00:21:09,000
AND I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE RESTAURANT.
442
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,369
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
443
00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:13,371
WORK ON YOUR SCRIPT,
OR BETTER YET,
444
00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:15,006
PRACTICE A NICE
ROMANTIC SONG.
445
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,008
SHE'LL GO
ALL MUSHY FOR THAT.
446
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,376
YOU KNOW ANY SONGS?
447
00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:20,378
I ONLY KNOW ONE --
TO SING, THAT IS --
448
00:21:20,411 --> 00:21:22,013
BUT IT IS PRETTY ROMANTIC.
449
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:25,116
♪ HELLO, MY BABY,
HELLO, MY HONEY ♪
450
00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:28,019
♪ HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL ♪
451
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:31,022
♪ SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE ♪
452
00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:34,225
TRUDY, WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU
PUT YOUR THOUGHTS IN ORDER,
453
00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:37,662
I DIDN'T MEAN CHRONOLOGICALLY
FROM YOUR FIRST DATE ONWARD.
454
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:39,664
THAT REMINDS ME.
ON OUR FIRST DATE,
455
00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:43,001
HE RAN OVER MY FOOT
WITH HIS HARLEY.
456
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:46,171
WRITE IT DOWN.
WRITE IT DOWN.
457
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,206
HARLEY...
458
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:51,877
[ GRUNTS ]
459
00:21:57,682 --> 00:21:59,017
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
460
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,419
THAT'S THE LONGEST
"LITTLE FURTHER"
461
00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:04,422
I'VE EVER CLIMBED
IN MY LIFE.
462
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,825
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
463
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,027
BELIEVE IT. DON'T WORRY.
464
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:12,230
AS SOON AS DAD GETS HOME,
HE'LL FIX IT.
465
00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:14,232
ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY
TO CALL HIM?
466
00:22:14,265 --> 00:22:16,167
WHAT ABOUT NICK?
WHERE'S HE?
467
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,237
WHEREVER LITTLE NERD BOYS
FLOCK WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER.
468
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,875
I THINK I'M GETTING
AN INDIAN BURN.
469
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:26,244
AH, QUIT COMPLAINING
AND START SMOLDERING.
470
00:22:26,277 --> 00:22:27,879
[ SIGHS ]
471
00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:30,715
[ EQUIPMENT BEEPS ]
472
00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:38,089
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
473
00:22:38,122 --> 00:22:41,459
JACK, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE STEPPING.
474
00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:44,229
DO I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
475
00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,865
YOU TURNED ON
THE TIME HOPPER.
476
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,300
I SAID
DO I WANT TO KNOW?
477
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,303
[ RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF ]
478
00:22:55,306 --> 00:22:57,475
[ RUFF RUFF ]
479
00:22:57,508 --> 00:22:59,144
GRRR.
480
00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:04,916
NICK, BOYS?
481
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:06,084
[ QUARK BARKING ]
482
00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:09,087
AMY? YOU GUYS HOME YET?
483
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,124
[ QUARK BARKING ]
484
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,361
QUARKIE, EVERYTHING --
485
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,336
OH, BOY!
486
00:23:28,105 --> 00:23:29,841
DAD!
487
00:23:29,874 --> 00:23:31,943
[ BOBCAT GROWLING ]
488
00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:33,745
OH, BOY.
489
00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:36,281
[ GROWLING ]
490
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:39,784
[ GROWLING ]
491
00:23:39,817 --> 00:23:41,853
GOOD, VERY BIG,
492
00:23:41,886 --> 00:23:43,789
VERY, VERY, VERY, BIG,
BIG, LARGE KITTY.
493
00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:48,293
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU CAME FROM,
494
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:50,929
BUT YOU CERTAINLY
WEREN'T INVITED.
495
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,931
WE HAVE GOT
TO GET THAT THING
496
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:54,432
BACK ON THE TIME HOPPER
PLATFORM.
497
00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:56,034
GO GET HIS ATTENTION.
498
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,435
OKAY. ARE YOU CRAZY?
499
00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:59,070
JUST DO IT.
500
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:06,444
UH...UH, HEY!
501
00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,146
HEY, YOU --
502
00:24:08,179 --> 00:24:11,616
YOU BIG, FAT, UH...
SCAREDY-CAT.
503
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:12,984
[ GROWLING ]
504
00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:16,187
DO YOU WANT A LITTLE PIECE
OF -- OF LITTLE ME?
505
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:19,157
YEAH, COME ON OVER HERE,
BUDDY.
506
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,720
BETTER,
BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.
507
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,755
WE COULD TRY
MORE BALLOON RUBBING.
508
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:53,224
NO, PLEASE,
NO MORE BALLOONS.
509
00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:54,492
YOU KNOW WHAT, JOEL?
510
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,494
I THINK MYRON'S RIGHT.
511
00:24:56,527 --> 00:25:01,032
I THINK IT'S TIME
TO GET OUT THE BIG GUNS.
512
00:25:01,065 --> 00:25:03,067
BIG GUNS?
513
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,070
OH, YOU MEAN
MR. THINGIE.
514
00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:08,239
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.
515
00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:09,874
UH, DON'T YOU THINK
516
00:25:09,907 --> 00:25:12,043
WE'VE DONE ENOUGH
EXPERIMENTING FOR THE DAY?
517
00:25:12,076 --> 00:25:13,278
I MEAN,
518
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,780
IF I HAVEN'T SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUSTED BY NOW, I...
519
00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:20,118
SO, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD LEAVE HIM IN THERE?
520
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:23,054
LONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT
IF HE'S GOING TO BE SCIENTIST,
521
00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:24,622
HE'S GOT
TO BE MORE OPEN-MINDED.
522
00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:26,257
AND IF I JUDGE CORRECTLY,
523
00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:28,259
THAT SHOULD BE
JUST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE
524
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,261
TWO PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA
SANDWICHES.
525
00:25:30,294 --> 00:25:33,999
THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY.
526
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,571
BANANA.
527
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:46,144
Amy: COME ON, DAD.
528
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,913
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
529
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:51,282
I THOUGHT YOU TWO
WERE OUT ON A DATE.
530
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:53,117
WE WILL BE IF YOU HURRY
AND GET US BIG AGAIN.
531
00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:54,051
WE MISSED THE MOVIE,
532
00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:56,288
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
IN HALF AN HOUR.
533
00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:02,293
AMY, I'M NOT REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT THE MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
534
00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:05,830
I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS,
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT?
535
00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:07,632
WE'VE HAD A FULL DAY.
536
00:26:07,665 --> 00:26:09,267
LIKE THAT'S MY FAULT.
537
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,002
THIS IS
A STRESSFUL SITUATION.
538
00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:13,171
NOW IS NOT THE BEST TIME
TO DISCUSS THIS.
539
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:16,341
I'M NOT THE ONE WITH
THE WACKY INVENTOR FOR A DAD.
540
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:17,742
JACK, AMY, WHY DON'T
WE TAKE A DEEP BREATH?
541
00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:18,643
AND FORGET ABOUT
ALL OF THIS.
542
00:26:18,676 --> 00:26:21,346
GREAT IDEA, DAD.
I'LL FORGET ABOUT IT.
543
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:24,582
I'LL FORGET ABOUT OUR DATE,
ABOUT GOING OUT,
544
00:26:24,615 --> 00:26:27,418
AND MAYBE I'LL JUST
FORGET ABOUT YOU
545
00:26:27,451 --> 00:26:29,153
WHEN YOU
GO OFF TO COLLEGE.
546
00:26:29,186 --> 00:26:31,155
WELL, NOT IF I FORGET
ABOUT YOU FIRST.
547
00:26:31,188 --> 00:26:33,691
I'M SORRY WHAT WAS
YOUR NAME AGAIN?
548
00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:35,093
I DON'T INTRODUCE MYSELF
549
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,563
TO PEOPLE
I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE.
550
00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:42,467
OKAY, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
FORGET EACH OTHER ALL YOU WANT,
551
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,601
BUT DO IT LATER?
552
00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,103
RIGHT NOW WE'VE ALL
GOT TO WORK TOGETHER
553
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,704
TO GET OURSELVES
BACK TO NORMAL SIZE AGAIN.
554
00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:49,273
YOU DO KNOW HOW TO GET US
BACK TO NORMAL, DON'T YOU?
555
00:26:49,306 --> 00:26:51,542
WELL, OF COURSE,
TECHNICALLY, YES.
556
00:26:51,575 --> 00:26:55,346
WHAT MEANS
THIS "TECHNICALLY"?
557
00:26:55,379 --> 00:26:57,782
THE PROBLEM IS OBVIOUSLY
THE RAY'S NEW MASTER SWITCH.
558
00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:59,784
IF I CAN GET OVER
THERE AND FIX IT,
559
00:26:59,817 --> 00:27:01,519
THE RAY WILL BE BACK
TO IT'S OLD SELF,
560
00:27:01,552 --> 00:27:02,887
BUT I'D BE STUCK THERE
561
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,857
WITH NO RAY TO RESTORE US
TO NORMAL SIZE.
562
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,891
UH, I'M A LITTLE NEW
563
00:27:06,924 --> 00:27:09,060
TO THIS WHOLE
BEING SMALL THING,
564
00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:12,230
BUT WHY DON'T
WE JUST CALL A REPAIRMAN?
565
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:15,800
DADDY, COULD YOU TELL
MR. STRANGER OVER HERE
566
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:18,369
THAT SINCE THE WRIST-COM
ISN'T WORKING
567
00:27:18,402 --> 00:27:20,138
AND, HELLO,
THERE'S NO PHONE,
568
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:22,240
THAT CALLING
REALLY ISN'T AN OPTION?
569
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:25,743
ALL RIGHT. WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S NOT SUCH A DUMB IDEA.
570
00:27:25,776 --> 00:27:27,979
DAD, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON MY SIDE.
571
00:27:28,012 --> 00:27:31,349
I'M ON WHATEVER SIDE IT IS
THAT GETS US BIG AGAIN.
572
00:27:31,382 --> 00:27:33,418
WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE
OVER HERE,
573
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:34,852
BUT WE HAVE A JACK!
574
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:36,888
NO, NOT YOU, JACK,
A PHONE JACK.
575
00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:43,761
SEE, I CAN JACK
INTO THIS JACK,
576
00:27:43,794 --> 00:27:46,164
AND VOILà --
THE SZALINSKIS PHONE HOME.
577
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:48,967
BETTER YET, WE PHONE MOM.
578
00:27:50,768 --> 00:27:53,571
"IN CLOSING, I'M THE RUBBER,
YOU'RE THE GLUE."
579
00:27:53,604 --> 00:27:54,772
WHAT?
580
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:57,008
DIANE,
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
581
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,711
OH, I AM SORRY, TRUDY.
I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED.
582
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:01,879
I'M EXPECTING
A PHONE CALL.
583
00:28:01,912 --> 00:28:03,881
IT SHOULD HAVE COME
HOURS AGO.
584
00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:05,616
IS IT
SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
585
00:28:05,649 --> 00:28:07,685
MAYBE.
586
00:28:07,718 --> 00:28:09,687
REALLY?
GOOD NEWS OR BAD?
587
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,422
GOOD, I HOPE.
588
00:28:11,455 --> 00:28:12,690
OH. OKAY.
589
00:28:12,723 --> 00:28:14,692
"I'M THE RUBBER.
YOU ARE THE GLUE."
590
00:28:14,725 --> 00:28:18,629
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I'LL CALL HOME.
591
00:28:18,662 --> 00:28:20,531
THERE -- THIS SHOULD WORK.
592
00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:23,401
EITHER THAT,
OR I'LL BE BARBECUE.
593
00:28:23,434 --> 00:28:25,103
DADDY, PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
594
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,739
I WILL.
595
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,107
[ BUSY SIGNAL ]
596
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,109
IT'S BUSY.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
597
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,744
HMM, STRANGE.
598
00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:40,485
[ BUSY SIGNAL ]
599
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,087
WHO COULD
SHE BE TALKING TO?
600
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,288
[ BUSY SIGNAL ]
601
00:28:44,321 --> 00:28:46,290
BUSY? WHAT'S UP
WITH CALL WAITING?
602
00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:48,559
WAITING, WAITING --
WHAT TIME IS IT?
603
00:28:48,592 --> 00:28:51,329
JAKE'S GOING TO BE
AT THE RESTAURANT ALREADY.
604
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:52,730
WE HAVE GOT TO GO.
605
00:28:52,763 --> 00:28:55,733
COME ON. I'VE GOT TO GO
BREAK HIS LITTLE HEART.
606
00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:57,602
COME ON.
607
00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,238
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
YOU CAN CALL LATER.
608
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,240
COME ON!
609
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,675
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
610
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:10,482
MISS TRUDY, WOULD YOU DO ME
AND MR. BOBO THE HONOR OF...
611
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:16,187
MISS TRUDY, MR. BOBO HERE
HAS SOMETHING
612
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,790
HE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU.
613
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,594
MAYBE SZALINSKI WAS RIGHT.
614
00:29:23,627 --> 00:29:26,464
THE PUPPET
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
615
00:29:26,497 --> 00:29:28,900
WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY?
616
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,874
FIRST, IT'S BUSY.
NOW SHE'S NOT THERE?
617
00:29:36,907 --> 00:29:38,876
I WONDER WHERE SHE --
618
00:29:38,909 --> 00:29:40,812
[ TELEPHONE RINGS LOUDLY ]
619
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,213
[ RING ]
620
00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:44,515
DADDY, MAKE IT STOP!
621
00:29:44,548 --> 00:29:46,117
HELLO!
622
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:48,820
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
623
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:50,855
I'M GOING TO KEEP
MISS TRUDY WAITING.
624
00:29:50,888 --> 00:29:52,390
NOW, I'M NOT AN EXPERT
IN THESE THINGS,
625
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,358
BUT IN THIS SITUATION,
IT CAN'T BE GOOD.
626
00:29:54,391 --> 00:29:57,061
CHIEF, I'M SORRY.
I SAID I'D BE THERE,
627
00:29:57,094 --> 00:29:59,363
BUT A LITTLE SOMETHING
HAS COME UP.
628
00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:00,564
THAT'S THE WAY DAD.
629
00:30:00,597 --> 00:30:02,834
YOU CAN'T LET ME DOWN HERE,
SZALINSKI, I'M COUNTIN' ON YA.
630
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:06,470
CHIEF, I'LL BE THERE. IT'LL
JUST TAKE A LITTLE MORE TIME.
631
00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:07,839
OKAY.
632
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:10,141
MEET ME IN THE LOUNGE.
WE'LL GO IN TOGETHER.
633
00:30:10,174 --> 00:30:12,009
I CAN'T DO THIS
WITHOUT YOU.
634
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,612
Okay, Chief.
635
00:30:15,112 --> 00:30:17,849
OH, BOY...
636
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:20,484
DAD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
HE COULD HELP US.
637
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:23,421
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I JUST COULDN'T TELL HIM.
638
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,455
WHY?
639
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,991
BECAUSE HE HAS IMPORTANT
THINGS ON HIS MIND.
640
00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:30,027
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S
SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
641
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:33,331
TRUST ME, WHEN YOU'RE OLDER,
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
642
00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,900
THE POINT IS WE'VE GOT
TO FIND A WAY
643
00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:37,401
TO FIX THE SHRINK RAY
644
00:30:37,434 --> 00:30:39,237
AND STILL HAVE SOMEONE
WHO CAN OPERATE IT.
645
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:42,073
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
646
00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:44,575
KIDS, GIVE ME A HAND.
647
00:30:44,608 --> 00:30:46,010
YES.
648
00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:49,547
SEE, I CAN FLY THIS
OVER THE SHRINK RAY
649
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,182
AND FIX IT.
650
00:30:51,215 --> 00:30:55,253
OH, THIS IS
A HISTORIC DAY.
651
00:30:58,222 --> 00:31:00,391
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
A MR. THINGIE?
652
00:31:00,424 --> 00:31:03,261
THIS?
NO, IT'S A PLATE POLISHER.
653
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:06,097
NEVER COULD GET THE THING
TO WORK RIGHT,
654
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,566
BUT IT SURE LOOKS SCARY.
655
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:17,074
WE'VE COMBUSTED MYRON.
656
00:31:17,107 --> 00:31:19,143
SO THIS WAS HIS PLAN.
657
00:31:19,176 --> 00:31:21,145
HE CAN'T EVEN FACE ME.
658
00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:23,981
HE WAS GOING TO DUMP ME
BY DITCHING ME.
659
00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:27,118
WELL, I GUESS I WILL JUST
HAVE TO MAIL HIM
660
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,587
HIS DEAR JAKE LETTER.
661
00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:33,925
TRUDY...
662
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,461
HE'S HERE,
AND HE'S GOT FLOWERS.
663
00:31:38,829 --> 00:31:41,466
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
A BREAKUP TO ME.
664
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,837
WELL, YOU WILL LOOK
AT HIM.
665
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:49,874
HE'S HAPPY HE'S GOING
TO BE DUMPING ME.
666
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:54,512
OH, AND HE IS SO HANDSOME.
667
00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:57,648
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NEVER
GOING TO SEE HIM, THAT LOUSE.
668
00:31:57,681 --> 00:31:59,650
HEY, IS THERE
A MESSAGE FOR ME
669
00:31:59,683 --> 00:32:01,018
FROM A WAYNE SZALINSKI?
670
00:32:01,051 --> 00:32:02,620
NEVER MIND.
671
00:32:02,653 --> 00:32:05,089
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
672
00:32:05,122 --> 00:32:07,525
I CAN'T DO THIS,
I CAN'T DO THIS,
673
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,160
NOT WITHOUT HIM.
674
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,561
I NEED HIM.
675
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:13,698
He's coming.
676
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:20,238
MISS TRUDY, I-I...
677
00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:25,243
MISS TRUDY...
678
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,780
OH!
679
00:32:29,813 --> 00:32:32,516
OH, THERE MUST BE SOME SORT
OF EXPLANATION, TRUDY.
680
00:32:32,549 --> 00:32:34,719
NO, THERE'S NOT!
681
00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:36,053
[ SIGHS ]
682
00:32:36,086 --> 00:32:38,055
[ Sobbing ]
HE JUST DOESN'T LOVE ME.
683
00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:39,890
SHH, SHH.
684
00:32:39,923 --> 00:32:43,060
GIVE ME A PUSH. I'M GOING
TO NEED HELP WITH THE LIFTOFF.
685
00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:45,129
YES, SIR.
686
00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:48,966
DADDY...ONCE AGAIN,
PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
687
00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:51,269
I ALWAYS AM, AMES.
688
00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:56,607
Amy: READY?
689
00:33:01,745 --> 00:33:05,683
AAH!
690
00:33:07,184 --> 00:33:09,120
DADDY, NO!
691
00:33:11,088 --> 00:33:14,092
AAH!
692
00:33:15,192 --> 00:33:20,631
AAH!
693
00:33:22,132 --> 00:33:23,534
I GOT IT, AMES.
694
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,870
IT'S UNDER CONTROL.
695
00:33:28,472 --> 00:33:30,608
CONTACT!
696
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,546
OH, I CAN'T LOOK.
697
00:33:37,381 --> 00:33:39,584
NO WONDER da VINCI
NEVER BUILT THIS THING.
698
00:33:43,787 --> 00:33:45,323
OH!
699
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,429
OH, TRUDY,
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
700
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:54,432
I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
TO GIVE HIM HIS LETTER.
701
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,568
WHY DON'T WE GO HOME
AND GIVE HIM A CALL?
702
00:33:57,601 --> 00:33:59,570
HE'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING,
I'M SURE.
703
00:33:59,603 --> 00:34:03,074
FINE, BUT AFTER THAT I'M NEVER
SPEAKING TO HIM AGAIN.
704
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,642
OKAY.
705
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,984
HE'S GOING TO CRASH.
706
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:15,219
WATCH OUT!
707
00:34:15,252 --> 00:34:16,620
TO THE RIGHT!
708
00:34:16,653 --> 00:34:19,490
TO THE LEFT --
I MEAN THE RIGHT!
709
00:34:19,523 --> 00:34:22,627
AAH!
710
00:34:24,928 --> 00:34:27,298
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
711
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:30,668
THIS WAS JUST A JOKE,
THAT'S ALL.
712
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:33,671
I NEVER THOUGHT MYRON
WOULD ACTUALLY COMBUST.
713
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,773
YOU KNOW, I WONDER
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
714
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,775
YOU KNOW,
WAS IT LIKE KABOOM,
715
00:34:37,808 --> 00:34:40,778
OR WAS IT MORE LIKE
A SIZZLE?
716
00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:43,180
I-I WAS JUST WONDERING.
717
00:34:43,213 --> 00:34:45,016
SZALINSKI!
718
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,855
NICK, JOEL,
WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
719
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,124
I MEAN, I'M YOUR FATHER,
OF COURSE.
720
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,692
I MEAN NICK'S FATHER.
721
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:57,161
NO, NO. I DON'T MEAN
I'M NICK'S FATHER. I MEAN --
722
00:34:57,194 --> 00:34:59,463
OH, BLAST!
WHERE'S SZALINSKI?
723
00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:00,764
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
724
00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,032
WE'RE INNOCENT.
725
00:35:02,065 --> 00:35:04,836
SZALINSKI!
726
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,145
THERE IT IS! AAH!
727
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:19,650
OHH!
728
00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:22,186
[ GASPS ]
729
00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:24,388
OUCH.
730
00:35:24,421 --> 00:35:27,758
MISSION ONE ACCOMPLISHED.
731
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,533
SZALINSKI,
WHERE ARE YOU?
732
00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,801
CHIEF, NO! STAY BACK!
733
00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:39,703
SZALINSKI?
734
00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:40,704
CHIEF!
735
00:35:40,737 --> 00:35:43,107
WHAT?
736
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,076
OH, GREAT.
737
00:35:46,109 --> 00:35:48,078
WHY AREN'T YOU
AT THE RESTAURANT?
738
00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:50,014
I CAN'T ASK TRUDY
TO MARRY ME WITHOUT YOU.
739
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,882
YOU SAID YOU'D BE THERE.
740
00:35:51,915 --> 00:35:53,851
AND I WANTED TO BE,
AND I AM THERE FOR YOU.
741
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:56,887
I'M JUST HERE THERE,
INSTEAD OF THERE THERE.
742
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,756
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
743
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,324
A LITTLE WOOZY,
744
00:36:00,357 --> 00:36:02,159
GOT BUTTERFLIES
IN MY STOMACH,
745
00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,762
SAME AS I'VE HAD
FOR DAYS.
746
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,764
OH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
747
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:10,201
I LEFT MISS TRUDY SITTING
THERE AT THE RESTAURANT.
748
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,469
I FROZE.
749
00:36:12,102 --> 00:36:13,370
I WAS A CHICKEN.
750
00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:16,774
YOU'RE ALSO
3 INCHES TALL.
751
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,176
HUH? AAH!
752
00:36:19,209 --> 00:36:21,845
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
753
00:36:21,878 --> 00:36:23,080
CONGRATULATIONS, CHIEF.
754
00:36:23,113 --> 00:36:24,848
YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST
CITIZENS OF MATHESON
755
00:36:24,881 --> 00:36:25,916
TO BE INTRODUCED
756
00:36:25,949 --> 00:36:30,588
TO MY NEW TOP-SECRET,
SUPER-TOP-SECRET SHRINK RAY.
757
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,923
CHIEF,
YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?
758
00:36:32,956 --> 00:36:35,960
WHY SHOULD I BE?
759
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:38,195
WITHOUT MISS TRUDY...
760
00:36:38,228 --> 00:36:40,531
I FEEL THIS SMALL ALREADY.
761
00:36:40,564 --> 00:36:41,799
OH, CHIEF.
762
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,901
[ QUARK BARKS ]
763
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,904
QUARK, IT'S UP
TO YOU NOW, BUDDY.
764
00:36:46,937 --> 00:36:49,407
GO GET HELP.
765
00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:02,987
WE COULD ALWAYS USE
THE TIME HOPPER
766
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:04,388
AND GO BACK THE MOMENT
BEFORE IT HAPPENED
767
00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:05,923
AND ALTER HISTORY.
768
00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:07,591
THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
769
00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:09,560
MORE DANGEROUS THAN
CALLING MYRON'S MOTHER
770
00:37:09,593 --> 00:37:10,894
AND EXPLAINING
WHAT HAPPENED?
771
00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:13,464
[ GIGGLES ]
772
00:37:15,465 --> 00:37:17,801
YOU GUYS REALLY THOUGHT
I COMBUSTED?
773
00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:19,436
Together: MYRON?
774
00:37:19,469 --> 00:37:21,672
MYRON.
775
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:26,810
OH, NO, THE FLOWERS.
776
00:37:26,843 --> 00:37:29,079
DIANE, JAKE'S HERE.
I CAN'T FACE HIM.
777
00:37:29,112 --> 00:37:30,114
I'VE GOT TO GO.
778
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:31,615
YOU HAVE TO FACE HIM TRUDY
779
00:37:31,648 --> 00:37:33,350
AND GET THIS OVER WITH
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
780
00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:34,151
COME ON.
781
00:37:34,184 --> 00:37:36,453
[ BARKS ]
782
00:37:36,486 --> 00:37:37,621
WHAT'S WRONG, QUARKIE?
783
00:37:37,654 --> 00:37:40,624
[ BARKS ]
784
00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:43,160
COME ON.
785
00:37:43,193 --> 00:37:43,995
[ GROANS ]
786
00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:51,202
COME ON, SHOW ME.
GOOD. SHOW ME.
787
00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:54,438
MOM, OVER HERE!
788
00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:57,941
WAYNE? KIDS?
789
00:37:57,974 --> 00:38:00,244
DIANE, OVER HERE!
790
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,348
HONEY?
791
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,151
DOWN HERE!
792
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:11,221
AMY? JACK?
793
00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,323
[ GASPS ]
794
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,124
Amy: HI.
795
00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:17,461
HOLD ON.
796
00:38:17,494 --> 00:38:19,863
JAKE?
797
00:38:19,896 --> 00:38:21,865
Trudy: JAKEY?
798
00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:23,467
MISS TRUDY.
799
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,135
[ BOTH SIGHING ]
800
00:38:25,168 --> 00:38:27,338
ALL RIGHT, PREPARE
FOR BLAST NUMBER ONE.
801
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:30,374
ALL RIGHT.
802
00:38:47,524 --> 00:38:48,492
THANKS, MOM.
803
00:38:48,525 --> 00:38:49,760
THANKS, MRS. S.
804
00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:51,862
YOU'LL EXPLAIN ALL THIS
TO ME LATER, RIGHT?
805
00:38:51,895 --> 00:38:54,732
YEAH, AS SOON
AS THE SHOCK WEARS OFF.
806
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:56,367
Wayne: ANY TIME NOW.
807
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,035
OKAY, HONEY, LET'S GO.
808
00:39:00,437 --> 00:39:02,306
NUMBER TWO.
809
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:03,741
NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT.
810
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:06,043
JAKE, IF YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY,
811
00:39:06,076 --> 00:39:08,345
DON'T YOU THINK IT COULD
WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE, OH,
812
00:39:08,378 --> 00:39:09,580
FULL-SIZE AGAIN?
813
00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:13,250
NO, I'VE GOT TO DO THIS
WHILE I'VE GOT THE GUTS.
814
00:39:13,283 --> 00:39:16,053
I'VE BEEN A COWARD
LONG ENOUGH.
815
00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:18,889
MISS TRUDY?
816
00:39:18,922 --> 00:39:20,524
HE WANTS TO TALK.
817
00:39:20,557 --> 00:39:23,293
I DON'T WANT TO. COME ON, TRUDY.
818
00:39:23,326 --> 00:39:25,229
FINE.
819
00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:26,964
YES, CHIEF McKE--
820
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:30,601
AW, LOOK HOW CUTE
YOU ARE.
821
00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:35,472
MISS TRUDY, AS YOU KNOW,
822
00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:38,108
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN
STEPPING OUT
823
00:39:38,141 --> 00:39:40,110
FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW,
824
00:39:40,143 --> 00:39:42,246
I MEAN,
PITCHING WOO, COURTING,
825
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:45,582
WHATEVER YOU WANT
TO CALL IT.
826
00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:47,985
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, JAKEY?
827
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,220
AW, WHAT THE HECK.
828
00:39:50,253 --> 00:39:52,589
WHY MAKE THIS ANY HARDER
THAN IT ALREADY IS?
829
00:39:52,622 --> 00:39:54,425
AHEM.
830
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,760
I-I GOT A RING
AND EVERYTHING.
831
00:39:56,793 --> 00:40:00,431
OF COURSE,
IT WON'T FIT NOW, BUT...
832
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:04,502
WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO SAY IS...
833
00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:10,507
MISS TRUDY,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
834
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:13,777
YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES, YES.
835
00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:16,947
YES! HA HA HA!
836
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,949
DID THEY --
DID HE JUST SAY --
837
00:40:18,982 --> 00:40:20,584
YES, HE DID.
838
00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:21,418
WHOO-HOO!
839
00:40:21,451 --> 00:40:23,353
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
840
00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:24,121
OH, I'LL GET IT.
841
00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,456
Wayne:
WATCH THE SHOUTING.
842
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,290
AME'S?
843
00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:27,158
HANG ON DAD.
844
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:36,300
NOW YES, YES, YES, YES!
845
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,002
WHAT'S GOING ON?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
846
00:40:39,035 --> 00:40:41,171
JAKE AND TRUDY
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
847
00:40:41,204 --> 00:40:42,973
WOW!
848
00:40:43,006 --> 00:40:46,009
I HATE IT
WHEN I MISS A MEETING.
849
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:49,680
DIANE, I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THIS MESS.
850
00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:51,048
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN
TO SHRINK THE KIDS.
851
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:52,349
AND I PROMISS IT'LL
NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
852
00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:54,451
I KNOW I SAID I WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
853
00:40:54,484 --> 00:40:55,686
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
THE SHRINK RAY.
854
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,521
I'LL LOCK IT UP
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
855
00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,156
DAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
856
00:40:59,189 --> 00:41:00,123
HONEY.
857
00:41:00,156 --> 00:41:01,692
NO, NO, DON'T TRY
AND STOP ME.
858
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:04,228
WITHOUT IT, I MANAGED
TO DO IMPORTANT THINGS.
859
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,863
I HELPED JAKE AND TRUDY
GET ENGAGED.
860
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:08,298
WELL, I SORT OF --
SORT OF HELPED,
861
00:41:08,331 --> 00:41:10,300
BUT I SAVED
JACK AND AMY'S LIFE,
862
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,569
EVEN THOUGH WITHOUT ME
TAMPERING WITH THE MACHINE,
863
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:14,137
THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
IN DANGER, BUT --
864
00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,507
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
YOU'VE DONE
865
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:19,409
ONE OTHER VERY, VERY,
VERY IMPORTANT THING,
866
00:41:19,442 --> 00:41:21,211
AND I THINK I SHOULD
TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
867
00:41:21,244 --> 00:41:22,212
REALLY?
868
00:41:22,245 --> 00:41:25,015
YOU KNOW THAT PHONE CALL
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR?
869
00:41:25,048 --> 00:41:26,149
SURE.
870
00:41:26,182 --> 00:41:29,319
KIDS, HONEY...
871
00:41:29,352 --> 00:41:33,691
I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
872
00:41:35,191 --> 00:41:36,326
WELL?
873
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:39,429
WELL...
874
00:41:39,462 --> 00:41:42,332
THIS IS A BETTER DAY
FOR THE SZALINSKIS
875
00:41:42,365 --> 00:41:45,168
AND THE SOON-TO-BE
McKENNAS.
876
00:41:45,201 --> 00:41:48,205
COULD THIS DAY HAVE A HAPPIER
ENDING? I DON'T KNOW HOW.
877
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,883
HONEY, YOU BETTER DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS QUICK.
878
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:01,785
I'VE GOT
AN APPOINTMENT TOMORROW
879
00:42:01,818 --> 00:42:03,420
I REALLY CAN'T MISS.
880
00:42:03,453 --> 00:42:05,689
OKAY. UH, HEY, QUARK.
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