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- Hey, hey, you
stoned motherfuckers.
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It's your favorite
evil bong, Ebee.
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Lemme show you what
happened last time.
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- I'm the new owner, Lucy Furr.
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All new look, all new merch.
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- Why are you way hotter
than you were before?
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- I was never not hot!
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- Whoa, dude.
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- I'm back, motherfucker!
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I was stuck in Sexy Hell,
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no thanks to that
walking boner, Rabbit.
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- I just thought I'd drop
by and see how it's going.
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Big day, first day and all.
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- I need strong
backs and weak minds
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to help me enslave the world.
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- And you can help me
sacrifice more people
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so I can open a
portal to Sexy Hell?
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I wanna see Satan!
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I'm like his number one fan.
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- It's called Sexy Hell,
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but you don't want
no part of that shit.
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- Sarah?
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- You know these people?
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- Hi ya, dicks. You're all
lookin' a little pastry.
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What, are you not
happy to see me?
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- The Ginger Little Dick Man!
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How the hell did you get here?
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- I whacked a demon in Sexy Hell
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and jumped through
a flaming pussy.
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- Did you say, "Sexy Hell"?
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- Sexy Hell, and
that's where I'm going,
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even if I have to whack
all of you to do it.
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- You're coming with me!
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- No! Hey! Huh? Oh! Ah!
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Hey! Hey! I'm not goin'
back to that shithole!
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- Who are you?
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- I am Beelzebud, High
Priest of Sexy Hell.
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- I'm your greatest disciple.
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I kneel humbly before you.
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- Ebee is a conduit
to the world above.
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She can open a permanent portal.
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- It'd be Sexy Hell on Earth!
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Let's do it!
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- The girls are gone.
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- We need to work together!
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To fight a monster,
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one must create a monster.
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- Oh!
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- Flour!
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- Brown sugar!
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- For the final ingredient!
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Ginger weed.
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- It's alive!
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- Who the fuck are you?
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- Your worst nightmare:
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I'm Gingerweed Man.
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- Luann is mine.
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- You, sir, must be weedinated.
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- Oof! Oh sweetie, What
are you doing there?
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Oh, whoa! Oh shit!
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- See what happens
with teamwork?
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- You losers will
be working for me!
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- Wait 'til I get my revenge.
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It's gonna be so bad.
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And sexy!
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- Wait, you've done
all this before?
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- Young lady, Rabbit
has done it all.
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All!
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- I'd like to propose a toast.
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- To father.
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- Aw.
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- Thanks, uh, son?
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- That's it.
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- You really
saved our hashes, Weedy.
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You are a boopified hero!
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- The fuck is that?
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- Not again!
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- Boop boop.
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- I knew that crazy bitch
wasn't finished being a bitch.
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- Now what?
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- Lucy Furr, she--she's
trying to reopen the portal
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but she isn't strong enough.
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But who knows how
long it'll take
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for her to regain her powers?
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- Hey, ain't ya gonna
do something, Weedy?
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Like save us or something?
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- I got it!
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I got it.
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- What?
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- It.
Give me a phone!
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- Here.
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- There.
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- There what?
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- There.
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- There what?
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- Ladies, your chariot awaits.
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- Boop!
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- Oi, need a ride?
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- Took you long enough.
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Everybody in!
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C'mon, inside! Inside!
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- Boop.
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Oh, Vapocup!
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- Pray tell, what easterly winds
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doth blow the
leaves on the bough?
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- Say again?
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- Where are we going?
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- Where
would you go hide
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from a over-sexed skank
and a demonic overlord?
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- Prophets foretell
of the Valley?
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- No, the other place.
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- We're
going to Branson?
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Oh my god, I've always wanted
to see dead celebrities
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propped up on the stage.
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- No, the other place.
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We're going to Vegas!
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- Vegas, motherfuckers.
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- I've
never heard of this
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ride-share service before.
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What is it?
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- Splyft.
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- Splyft? Why is it called that?
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- Show her, driver!
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- Roger Dodger.
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- Road weed!
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- Holy shit.
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- Tonight, we take the
high road.
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- Cut that shit right out.
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- Man, what them dicks
did was fucked up.
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- I know. The nerve.
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- I've been so bummed,
man, I ain't even
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felt like havin'
a orgy or nuttin'.
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Sexy Hell's, like,
not as sexy right now.
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- There has to be a way to
go back through the portal
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and get our revenge
on those fuckers.
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- I dunno man, what's the point?
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We tried.
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- The point is, I have
unfinished business
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with those losers, and
I'm going to finish it.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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There's no hell like
an evil bitch scorned.
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Except Sexy Hell, which,
if I'm bein' honest,
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kinda sucks right now.
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No, fuck this.
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You just stand
there and be whack.
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Imma go get my sexy back.
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- I'll show you whack.
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Whack right across the
back of that head of yours.
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- Hey, that sounds kind of sexy.
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After all, this is--
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- Sexy Hell. I know!
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- Fuck yeah! Ooh.
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- They haven't heard
the last of Lucy Furr.
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- Oh, hell
yeah, motherfuckers.
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Look at this shit.
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Oh yeah, I'm a queen
motherfuckin' bong.
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That's right.
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It's even on the billboard.
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Rabbit, wake the fuck up.
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- Hey everybody, wake up!
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We're here!
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Vegas, baby!
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- Whoa.
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- Light-o light!
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Oh, look.
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Oh look, Weedy?
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Look! It's that!
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- I wanna roll some dice.
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- I want to roll some joints.
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- Now we talkin'.
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- Ancient ones foretell
of great fortune
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to be divined from a steady
hand and the rolling of bones.
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- What the fuck she say?
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- We can make a shit
ton of money here.
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- Rabbit wanna grab it.
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Rabbit wanna grab it all.
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- Ain't nothin' about that
bimbo that's "all right."
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- Hey, I got an idea.
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- Aw shit, here we go.
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- What's Vegas known for?
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- Gambling.
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- Nope.
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- High-priced weed?
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- Nope.
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- Hookers?
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- What else is it known for?
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- Prostitutes?
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- No.
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- Escorts?
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- That's enough, son.
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- He's right though.
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Not that I have any experience
as a 17-year-old runaway
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who would do anything
to make a buck.
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- TMI.
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You're not so mysterious
anymore, skank.
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- I still don't
know what's a Vegas.
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- Shows!
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Let's go see a show!
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Hey driver, take us to
the best show in town.
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- Heeey!
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- Fuck you.
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- Here we go, gov.
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- Are you sure this is
the best show in town?
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- She would know.
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- It's the
only show I know of.
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- What's a "fuppet"?
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- Fucking puppets.
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- Oh.
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- They're puppets.
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- Yeah.
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- That fuck.
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- Intwesting.
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- I wouldn't mind seeing
some mad puppets fucking.
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- We'd better get inside
before the show starts.
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- Yes, my boy, ever punctual.
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- Welcome to
Versnatchy's, perverts!
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Have you been naughty?
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I hope so!
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Because I have
something very special
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for you dirty devils tonight.
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Do you want it?
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- Yes! Yeah!
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- Do you want it?
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- Yes!
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- Do you want it?
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I want it!
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Get ready for some
blue suede goo.
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All the way from
Memphis, Tennessee,
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the hunk of burnin' love
himself.
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Do you want it?
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- Yes!
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- Do you want it?
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Do you want it?
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- I want it!
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- You want it! I want it!
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Let's hear it for--throw your
panties on the stage for:
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Pelvis!
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- He's so big!
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- He's huge!
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- Fuck me!
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- That's crazy!
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- What the fuck?
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- That was something.
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- I know, right?
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- As a purveyor of fine theater,
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I found it infinitely
engrossing.
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- The emphasis on
"perv" and "gross."
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- Next time you
have a suggestion,
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make sure you shove it
up your fuckin' ass.
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- Where to next?
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- Let's
call it a night.
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Driver, take us to the
finest budget shithole.
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- Here we are.
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- It's beautiful.
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- Damn, that's some
high-end shit right there.
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- That's a honey of
a booboo.
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- There
must be some mistake.
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- Oh no, no mistake.
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- Are you sure
this place is, shall I say,
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cheap as fuck?
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- Oh yeah, it's the
cheapest in town.
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- This place is?
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I don't see how.
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- Oh, you will.
267
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:19,001
- Boop!
268
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,589
- It's haunted.
269
00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:21,487
- Yikes.
270
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,626
- How haunted?
271
00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:25,629
- Cheap-as-fuck haunted.
272
00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:27,493
- Oh.
273
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,703
Well, we're here.
274
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,258
What is this place?
275
00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:35,570
Look at this.
276
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,192
I mean, what the...
277
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,956
- Hark, weary travelers.
278
00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:47,616
The light has crept in,
and darkness is vanquished.
279
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:49,066
There's nothing to fear here.
280
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,481
- Oh, I thank boop for that.
281
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,553
Wait, what did you say?
282
00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,798
- I take that
back, We're fucked.
283
00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:59,214
- Have no fear, Rabbit is here.
284
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:01,803
And Rabbit wanna get laid.
285
00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:02,873
- Gross! Get off me.
286
00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:04,495
- It's worth a try.
287
00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:07,636
Doesn't seem to be anybody here.
288
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,365
- Found the bell,
fuckin' genius.
289
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,471
- Oh, that's worth a try.
290
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:27,794
- Boop.
291
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:37,425
- Easy with the bell-a,
fella.
292
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,290
- Yeah, man.
293
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,569
Ding don't.
294
00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,262
- It's you guys.
295
00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:48,539
- Yeah.
296
00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:53,510
Well, it's like, more
like, "It's you ghosts."
297
00:22:57,203 --> 00:23:01,725
- Yeah, man, we totally,
like, died last time.
298
00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:08,283
- We're the ghosts
with the most.
299
00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:09,905
- Most weed.
300
00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:15,704
- But what happened?
301
00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,880
You look, uh, different.
302
00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:26,819
- The big sleep will
do that to you, man.
303
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:31,893
- Yeah, so will estrogen
pills.
304
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,032
- Shut up.
305
00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,554
You, like, totally promised.
306
00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:39,038
- Check out his dude titties.
307
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,216
- What the fuck is this shit?
308
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:49,945
- Boys--girl--can't
we all get along
309
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,431
and put our differences aside?
310
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,399
- Did someone say,
"Let's get a bowl?"
311
00:23:57,056 --> 00:24:01,785
- So what are you
fellas--
you doing here?
312
00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:07,031
- Dude, we like, own the place.
313
00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,309
- Backup. You own this place?
314
00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:13,072
- We, like, own the place.
315
00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:16,558
You?
316
00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:19,216
Bitch, do you got
a hearing pro--
317
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,977
I'm so sorry.
318
00:24:21,977 --> 00:24:23,565
I don't know what came over me.
319
00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:27,638
- He's just like
hormonal and shit.
320
00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:29,709
He's not usually like--
321
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,471
- No, how could you?
322
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,751
- Anyways, as I
was, like, saying.
323
00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:44,655
Hm, what was I saying?
324
00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:47,071
- You own this beautiful place?
325
00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:49,557
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
326
00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:53,215
Our families are,
like, stupid rich.
327
00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,184
- Like really stupid.
328
00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:01,638
- They disowned us
'cause we're, like...
329
00:25:02,673 --> 00:25:06,470
- Total fuck-ups.
330
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,127
- Totally.
331
00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:09,024
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
332
00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:14,651
- Anyways, one day our
families got together
333
00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:17,930
and they tried to throw
this intervention for us.
334
00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:20,898
- And what happened?
335
00:25:20,898 --> 00:25:23,176
- I don't know, we didn't go.
336
00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:25,316
We were too high.
337
00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:28,872
But anyways.
338
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,220
- They all died and shit, man.
339
00:25:34,671 --> 00:25:36,189
- All of them?
340
00:25:36,189 --> 00:25:37,777
- At the same time?
341
00:25:41,747 --> 00:25:42,575
- Everybody but us, and so
now, we own this haunted shit.
342
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,128
- Fuck yeah.
343
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:48,443
- Yeah, like since that Lucy
chick, you know
344
00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:55,139
harshed our mellows eternally.
345
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:55,968
- We died.
346
00:25:56,831 --> 00:25:57,659
- Boop.
347
00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,075
- Well, I died.
348
00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:02,422
You went tits up.
349
00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:03,527
- Bitch.
350
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,945
- Yeah.
351
00:26:09,188 --> 00:26:12,467
- Anyways, so, like,
do you need a room
352
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:14,296
or some shit or what?
353
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:19,992
- Yes, give us your most
hidey room available.
354
00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:21,718
- Assassin?
355
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:22,684
- No.
356
00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:23,961
- Castle freak?
357
00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:24,824
- Uh uh.
358
00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:31,141
- Bogus Bitch and Devil
Douchest from Sexy Hell?
359
00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:33,661
- Bingo.
360
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:38,873
- Say no more, you bald bore.
361
00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:41,910
We will hook you up, my dude.
362
00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,188
- It's appreciated.
363
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:47,260
- Just follow this
guy--girl--
364
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:50,643
Just, he's gonna take
you to your rooms.
365
00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:55,096
- You guys have any baggage?
366
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,615
- Just Weedy here.
367
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,857
- And her.
368
00:26:57,857 --> 00:27:00,377
- Keep your bitch
hands off my ass.
369
00:27:00,377 --> 00:27:01,585
I'll find my own way.
370
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:12,838
- Yeah.
371
00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:24,643
- Come on, dude, it's down here.
372
00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:37,207
My bad, wrong room.
373
00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,701
I was just fucking with you.
374
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,808
- Laughter at others' expense
doth bring laughter in kind.
375
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:53,326
- Like, what?
376
00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:54,811
- Stop F-ing with
us. We're tired.
377
00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:58,055
- Now here we are, the most
hidey-est room available.
378
00:28:00,161 --> 00:28:00,920
- Dibs.
379
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,580
- What about our rooms?
380
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,548
- Oh, you can just choose one.
381
00:28:08,548 --> 00:28:12,173
They're, like, all empty 'cause
382
00:28:12,173 --> 00:28:14,693
this place is fuckin' haunted.
383
00:28:20,077 --> 00:28:20,906
- Boop?
384
00:28:29,569 --> 00:28:31,606
- Oh, tip?
385
00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:32,780
- My good man.
386
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,615
- Aw, fuck, man.
387
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,757
- Works on the dead every time.
388
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:58,012
- Oh, this is so
boring.
389
00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:05,744
I need to find the bar.
390
00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:17,445
- Mm-Hm, now this is what
I call class, motherfucker.
391
00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:21,276
- Holy wow, this
is something else.
392
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:25,625
- Oh Weedy, look!
393
00:29:28,076 --> 00:29:30,285
It's so romantical.
394
00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:34,393
- I'll say, my dear.
395
00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:36,291
But we'd better befoul it.
396
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,190
- Oh, you are so sweet!
397
00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:43,057
You think I look boop-iful?
398
00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:45,576
- If you say so.
399
00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:48,717
- Oh Weedy, I've
had the hots for you
400
00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,410
the first time I saw you.
401
00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:55,172
From your little nosey to
your little toesie-woesies
402
00:29:56,829 --> 00:30:00,108
to every little
403
00:30:00,108 --> 00:30:05,113
part of you and your
heart that's full of weed.
404
00:30:06,045 --> 00:30:09,117
You are quite the looker.
405
00:30:10,532 --> 00:30:11,395
- Aw, shucks.
406
00:30:12,465 --> 00:30:14,398
I was just made this way.
407
00:30:17,539 --> 00:30:22,544
Well, I have never
been with a man before.
408
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:30,829
Just say the word, and
you can be my first.
409
00:30:39,561 --> 00:30:42,495
- Oh, shut up and jump my bones!
410
00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:44,877
- Oh yeah!
411
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,742
I never thought you'd say yes.
412
00:30:47,742 --> 00:30:50,503
Woo! Oh yeah!
413
00:30:54,507 --> 00:30:58,339
I've never been in a room
with a bouncy house before.
414
00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,893
Oh yeah! This is so hot!
415
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,930
Oh, I'm toasty down here.
416
00:31:09,522 --> 00:31:11,870
- God damn, this
some crazy shit.
417
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,493
Sick motherfuckers
makin' this kinda shit.
418
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:20,637
- Oh, I've seen this one.
419
00:31:20,637 --> 00:31:22,087
It's really good.
420
00:31:22,087 --> 00:31:23,433
- As I was saying.
421
00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:24,917
- What's that?
422
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,299
- Oh, you ain't foolin'
my ass with that New Agey,
423
00:31:27,299 --> 00:31:30,060
mumbo jumbo bullshit you
be spewin' all the time.
424
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:32,304
- I'm not spewing.
425
00:31:32,304 --> 00:31:34,720
- See, even you don't
believe that shit.
426
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,721
I knew it.
427
00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:36,756
- It's a living.
428
00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,104
- Eating dong is a living, too.
429
00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:41,313
Bitch, what you hiding?
430
00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:44,040
You gots to let that hair down.
431
00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:49,977
Don't that feel better?
432
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,495
- I guess.
433
00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:53,187
- And you a pretty little
piece of chicken, too.
434
00:31:53,187 --> 00:31:57,053
Take it from Ebee, you need
to let out that inner warrior.
435
00:31:57,053 --> 00:31:59,469
Stop hiding behind
that fruity-tooty shit.
436
00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:00,746
- I'm not hiding anything.
437
00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:03,024
- Oh, I'd make you
queen of the Bong World,
438
00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:05,475
but I'm still a scary
motherfuckin' bitch,
439
00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:08,133
and I am, you better
believe your ass,
440
00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:10,238
I'm just biding my time.
441
00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:12,931
- Misty, Queen of
the Bong World.
442
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,587
- I'm scary as fuck.
443
00:32:14,587 --> 00:32:16,589
Take a hit off me
and see for yourself.
444
00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:18,453
- Oh no, I don't
do that anymore.
445
00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,041
Not since I did
three years in Chino
446
00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:22,423
for wiping out that bingo
parlor with my 10-speed.
447
00:32:22,423 --> 00:32:23,872
- You see?
448
00:32:23,872 --> 00:32:26,737
I knew there's a bad
bitch deep down in there.
449
00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,567
C'mon, just take
one little toke.
450
00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:29,809
- I really can't.
451
00:32:29,809 --> 00:32:31,708
- I'm not even at
full strength, girl.
452
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:34,918
Just a little something
to take that edge off.
453
00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:38,335
- I really could stand to
relax for a little bit.
454
00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:40,027
No. No. I can't.
455
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,270
- Smoke that motherfuckin'
weed, you pussy ass!
456
00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:44,755
- I want everyone to know:
This is peer pressure.
457
00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:48,759
- There you go.
458
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,140
Suck that nectar.
459
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,280
Release the beast inside.
460
00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:56,181
Feelin' better?
461
00:32:57,630 --> 00:32:58,631
- No, not really.
462
00:32:58,631 --> 00:32:59,736
- The fuck!?
463
00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:00,909
- High tolerance.
464
00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:04,085
- Oh damn, you really
is a bad bitch.
465
00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:06,915
- Well, maybe it is
time for a change.
466
00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:12,645
- Oh yeah!
467
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:19,307
Oh Weedy! Oh Weedy! Yes!
468
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:22,172
Give me more! Give me more!
469
00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,346
Oh yeah.
470
00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:24,692
Oh, I've never
been so hot before.
471
00:33:24,692 --> 00:33:26,763
I wanna just do you.
472
00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,627
I wanna do you.
473
00:33:28,627 --> 00:33:30,008
Yes!
474
00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:35,806
- Aah.
475
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:39,638
A little service here
for a handsome customer.
476
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,024
- What do you need, bro?
477
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,129
- I'll have another
one of those, please.
478
00:33:49,579 --> 00:33:51,305
- Can't serve you, dude.
479
00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:52,754
- I get this a lot,
but I assure you
480
00:33:52,754 --> 00:33:56,862
I am over the drinking age.
481
00:33:58,174 --> 00:34:01,867
- Sorry, young buck,
I can't serve you.
482
00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,869
- And why is that exactly?
483
00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:11,808
- Dude, I'm a ghost.
484
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,710
- You don't have to
be so blunt about it.
485
00:34:29,619 --> 00:34:32,035
You're a goodder, I tell you.
486
00:34:33,278 --> 00:34:34,555
- Oh, it's the
least I can do for you.
487
00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:36,419
- Damn
fine, I tell you!
488
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:40,561
Oh, that sardine buffet
was top notch, I tell you.
489
00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:42,735
- Oh, only the best
for you, sugar balls.
490
00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:47,119
- That is love, I tell you what!
491
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,673
- Show we saw?
492
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:50,502
I tell you.
493
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:55,748
- Pardon the intrusion,
but what show did you see?
494
00:34:55,748 --> 00:34:59,338
- The skill, the
wonder, the artistry.
495
00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:01,306
Unsurpassed, I tell you.
496
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:05,413
- So you saw one of those
weird French freak shows
497
00:35:05,413 --> 00:35:06,863
set to boy band music ?
498
00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:11,074
- Don't know what you tell, but
we saw fuckin' puppets fuck.
499
00:35:11,074 --> 00:35:11,902
- Tell.
500
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,733
- I tell you what.
- What?
501
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,700
- I dun tell.
- What?
502
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,219
- Told. Period.
503
00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:23,431
- So, what brings you to Vegas?
504
00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:26,020
- Tell you what, we needed
to blow off some steam.
505
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:29,575
My old lady says, she says,
"Joe, I tell you what."
506
00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:30,404
- Mm-Hm.
507
00:35:31,612 --> 00:35:32,440
- Uh huh.
508
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,372
- So! Here we be.
509
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:34,856
- I told ya.
- Mm-Hm.
510
00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:37,273
- As God as my witness,
I heard it told.
511
00:35:37,273 --> 00:35:42,278
- Well, you seem to be doing
pretty well for yourselves.
512
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:44,245
- Never better,
and it's all thanks
513
00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:47,317
to this fine slab of lady.
514
00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:50,665
- Well, sometimes when
life gives you shit,
515
00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:52,598
you make other shit.
516
00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:54,152
- Despite my better judgment,
517
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,740
she wanted to give Big
Sloppy a breather, you know.
518
00:35:58,294 --> 00:36:01,055
And I'm all don't tell me what.
519
00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:04,023
- I tell you, damn near fell
off and slid across the floor.
520
00:36:04,023 --> 00:36:06,371
- So, we's workin' on our tans.
521
00:36:10,306 --> 00:36:12,584
- Then, I tell ya,
she dips into the last
522
00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:15,138
of our beer money and skips out.
523
00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:18,935
Ho, I don't mind
tellin' ya I was P.O.'d.
524
00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:21,731
- Damn near told
her, what he did.
525
00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:22,939
- Yeah.
526
00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:25,321
Then, I tell you
what, she come back
527
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,737
and dumps an assload of cash on
528
00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:30,222
my pineapple-shaped
swimmin' hole floaty.
529
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,879
- I didn't have no pockets.
530
00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:34,122
- It damned near
drowned him, I tell ya!
531
00:36:34,122 --> 00:36:36,124
- I swim like a
corpse, if I'm tellin'.
532
00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:37,574
- True tell.
533
00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:40,336
- And I tell her, "You tell
me where you got this."
534
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,785
'Cause, you know,
she's supposed to be
535
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,960
givin' her meat
wagon some down time.
536
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,375
- I says!
537
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:49,931
"I got it from the one-armed
bandit in the lobby."
538
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,176
- Oh, I tell you, when I catch
that one-armed summa bitch,
539
00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:55,213
there's gonna be hell to pay!
540
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,939
After I thank him
for his donations.
541
00:36:57,939 --> 00:37:02,289
- He's always one step ahead
of us, that dude, I tell ya!
542
00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,256
- I mean, messin' with my woman?
543
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,672
She's always just slippin' out,
544
00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:09,399
comin' back with more
money--a hell of a lot more.
545
00:37:09,399 --> 00:37:13,990
That one-armed polecat sure
spends a hell of a lot of cash,
546
00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,785
and it's always in change.
547
00:37:15,785 --> 00:37:17,614
- I guess that one-armed bandit
548
00:37:17,614 --> 00:37:19,961
is better than a one-eyed one.
549
00:37:19,961 --> 00:37:21,377
- Yeah--hey, what?
550
00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:24,103
Well, I tell ya, if
he was a real man,
551
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,382
he'd look me in the
eye before laying pipe.
552
00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:28,625
- Oh I'd tell him to tell.
553
00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:31,732
- I tell ya, I'll
catch him some day.
554
00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:32,629
Ain't that right--Ah!
555
00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:34,079
She done it again
556
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,738
Let's get that chicken
hawk before he slips away.
557
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,430
- Right behind ya, I yell ya.
- Tell.
558
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,604
- Tell!
- Tell!
559
00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:44,779
- Good hunting.
560
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:52,615
- Was it as good for
you as it was for me?
561
00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,480
- Oh, my green balls have turned
562
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,895
a frightening shade of blue.
563
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:01,831
- Well, wait right there, Weedy,
564
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:06,767
'cause I got more
in store for you.
565
00:38:11,841 --> 00:38:14,084
- Oh, goody gumdrops.
566
00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:19,573
- But first, I'm gonna
put on some comfy clothes.
567
00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:24,232
- Oh! I'm gonna
get my comfies on.
568
00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:27,477
- Oh, fuck me.
569
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,502
- Do you wanna buy
a girl a drink?
570
00:38:52,502 --> 00:38:53,917
- Naturally.
571
00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:06,102
- I'm Rhonda. Rhonda VU.
572
00:39:06,102 --> 00:39:07,621
- I feel like we've met before.
573
00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,693
- I hear that all the time.
574
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,834
And you are?
575
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,007
- Rabbit.
576
00:39:15,007 --> 00:39:16,595
- Interesting.
577
00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:18,252
Now why do they call you that?
578
00:39:18,252 --> 00:39:23,084
- Well, mainly because
it's my name, and partially
579
00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:28,089
because I'm cute, fuzzy, and
like to drop around in holes.
580
00:39:33,923 --> 00:39:37,444
So, what brings
you to these parts?
581
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,549
- I work here.
582
00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,863
- Am I gonna get you
in trouble talking?
583
00:39:42,863 --> 00:39:44,002
Are you on break?
584
00:39:44,002 --> 00:39:46,487
- No, no, silly.
585
00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:51,492
I don't work here, I
come here for work.
586
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,568
- Are you like one of
those loser writers
587
00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:01,433
that hangs around coffee
shops all day long?
588
00:40:02,296 --> 00:40:03,918
- Not really.
589
00:40:03,918 --> 00:40:07,025
I actually achieve my goals
and at the end of the day
590
00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,578
have something to show for it.
591
00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:11,478
- So what is it you actually do?
592
00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:42,129
- You wanna get out of here?
593
00:40:42,129 --> 00:40:42,923
- You bet!
594
00:40:57,731 --> 00:40:58,525
Oh yes!
595
00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,597
- Oh, I'm going to dab you.
596
00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:03,150
You like that?
597
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:05,670
- Uh huh. Get me high
off that fucking dick.
598
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:07,741
Oh god! Yes!
599
00:41:09,984 --> 00:41:11,917
- You coming?
600
00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:13,954
- You know, usually I fake it.
601
00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:16,853
That time I didn't have to.
602
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,134
- Who's your pappy,
you blonde bombshell?
603
00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:23,308
- Oh, you are!
604
00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:30,626
- Ready
or not, here I come.
605
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,123
- Holy boop!
606
00:41:48,057 --> 00:41:53,027
How could you play Bounce the
House with this, this boopa.
607
00:41:54,891 --> 00:41:55,961
- I'm sorry love.
608
00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:57,584
It isn't what it looks like.
609
00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,620
- Then what is it?
610
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,208
- Room service.
611
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,659
- Oh, you two-timing,
no--get out of here
612
00:42:03,659 --> 00:42:07,283
before I pull your hair
through your boop-boop.
613
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:15,394
How could you do
this to me, Weedy?
614
00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:18,708
I thought we had
something going here.
615
00:42:19,882 --> 00:42:22,885
I mean, don't you
like my boopin' bod?
616
00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:30,064
- Oh, don't fret, my love.
617
00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:33,516
There's enough of this
primo weed to go around.
618
00:42:33,516 --> 00:42:35,345
- Oh, yeah.
619
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,209
Oh Weedy, oh yeah.
620
00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:41,248
- Oh, come and eat your Weedy.
621
00:42:41,248 --> 00:42:43,768
- Oh, you come and
eat my Wheaties.
622
00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:44,596
- Ooh!
623
00:42:47,047 --> 00:42:50,050
Oh, my man.
624
00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:51,707
- Whoa Nelly!
625
00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:05,583
- Damn, you take another shower?
626
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,102
You must got some kind
of disease or something.
627
00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:10,484
And lemme tell you, that
shit don't scrub off.
628
00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:12,935
- You were right.
629
00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:15,006
It is time for a change.
630
00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:19,182
- Ooh wee! Damn, girl.
631
00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:21,806
You are one badass bitch.
632
00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:22,807
- I know.
633
00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:24,291
Feels good.
634
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:26,949
- And I'm sure all your
personalities think so, too.
635
00:43:26,949 --> 00:43:28,675
- No more Mrs. Nice Chick.
636
00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:30,884
- Now
you're talking out of
637
00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:32,402
somethin' but your little ass.
638
00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:33,541
- Let's blow this dump.
639
00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,038
- Mm, how do you like this?
640
00:43:47,038 --> 00:43:47,832
- I likey.
641
00:43:57,255 --> 00:43:58,877
- You like that?
642
00:43:58,877 --> 00:44:00,016
- I likey lot.
643
00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:03,088
- And uh...
644
00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:07,368
How about that?
645
00:44:07,368 --> 00:44:11,200
- Rabbit wanna
grab it.
646
00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:17,240
- Well, you are the boss, and
I have a surprise for you.
647
00:44:22,142 --> 00:44:24,247
- I like surprises.
648
00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:27,665
- You are gonna love this one.
649
00:44:38,537 --> 00:44:39,538
- Ah!
650
00:44:39,538 --> 00:44:41,023
- Don't act like
you didn't know.
651
00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:42,645
- Dude.
652
00:44:42,645 --> 00:44:44,440
- What's the big deal?
653
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,268
- Dude!
654
00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:48,582
- Try it! You might like it!
655
00:44:57,591 --> 00:44:58,903
- What happened?
656
00:45:00,663 --> 00:45:03,045
- Nothing happened.
657
00:45:03,045 --> 00:45:04,840
You don't want to know.
658
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,015
And if you do want to know,
I'm not saying anything,
659
00:45:08,015 --> 00:45:11,847
because what happens in
Rabbit stays in Rabbit.
660
00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:14,504
- You were suckin'
dick, weren't you?
661
00:45:14,504 --> 00:45:16,230
- I didn't suck anything.
662
00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:18,025
- Uh huh.
663
00:45:18,025 --> 00:45:20,925
- Can you talk to your
son about what he did?
664
00:45:20,925 --> 00:45:22,305
- What did you do, son?
665
00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:24,652
- Today, I became a man.
666
00:45:24,652 --> 00:45:29,588
- So you banged a call girl
thinking it was room service.
667
00:45:29,588 --> 00:45:32,108
- And GD breedy.
668
00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:33,351
- Good talk.
669
00:45:33,351 --> 00:45:34,662
- I think we need
to get out of here.
670
00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:35,974
- I agree.
671
00:45:35,974 --> 00:45:37,458
What happened to the blonde?
672
00:45:39,564 --> 00:45:43,326
I hate to leave anybody
behind but we have to go.
673
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,155
Now.
674
00:46:01,931 --> 00:46:03,691
- The sacraments.
675
00:46:03,691 --> 00:46:04,520
Do it.
676
00:46:07,178 --> 00:46:10,457
Oh Dark Lord--and not
that useless prick
677
00:46:10,457 --> 00:46:13,840
that runs Sexy
Hell--heed my prayers!
678
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,773
Basically, hear me out here.
679
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,258
I seek revenge on
those that placed me
680
00:46:18,258 --> 00:46:20,087
in this lame-ass place.
681
00:46:20,087 --> 00:46:21,813
I know I wanted to be here,
682
00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:24,229
but it's really not what
I thought it would be.
683
00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:25,541
Who knew?
684
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,785
I offer you this sacrifice.
685
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,409
It's not much--about
four-foot not much.
686
00:46:32,306 --> 00:46:34,826
Ready? Smoke 'em girls.
687
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,144
Rise and be evilicious!
688
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,975
It's working! It's working!
689
00:46:47,425 --> 00:46:48,529
Thank you, Dark Lord.
690
00:46:48,529 --> 00:46:50,152
Thank you heaps.
691
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:57,435
Ew.
692
00:46:57,435 --> 00:46:59,540
- Hiya, sis.
- Hiya, brother.
693
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:00,610
- You look so--
- Pretty?
694
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:01,922
- Oh, snap!
695
00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:02,854
We finish
696
00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,235
- Each other's sentences.
697
00:47:04,235 --> 00:47:06,478
- Besides, because we're rolled
698
00:47:06,478 --> 00:47:07,583
- From the same dough.
699
00:47:08,722 --> 00:47:10,275
- Ahem.
700
00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:11,898
- Are you
- Our mother?
701
00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:13,623
- Oh, fuck no. You're gross.
702
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,867
Then fuck off and die.
703
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,351
- All right, fine.
704
00:47:17,351 --> 00:47:19,802
I'm your mother, and I've
got a little something
705
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,114
I want you to do for me.
706
00:47:21,114 --> 00:47:23,771
- Always killing.
- Please tell us it's killing.
707
00:47:23,771 --> 00:47:25,843
- Oh, it's killing.
708
00:47:27,085 --> 00:47:28,846
- Just tell us who; we
take care of the rest.
709
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,162
- What the fuck is
going down here?!
710
00:47:35,162 --> 00:47:37,958
And what the fuck are those?
711
00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:42,100
They're not sexy!
712
00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:45,690
- Remember what we
were talking about?
713
00:47:45,690 --> 00:47:47,278
- Heh heh. Oh, goody!
714
00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:49,383
- We're gonna lay with you.
715
00:47:50,626 --> 00:47:51,454
Eat it.
716
00:47:53,353 --> 00:47:54,354
- Fuuuuuuck!
717
00:47:57,391 --> 00:48:01,499
Not the good kind!
718
00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:14,098
- Like, checking out?
719
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:16,341
- Checking the fuck out.
720
00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:21,346
- Did you, like, make your
beds and clean the sink?
721
00:48:21,346 --> 00:48:22,520
- That's not our job.
722
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,074
- Yeah, but we can't do it.
723
00:48:25,074 --> 00:48:26,731
We're dead.
724
00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:28,146
- Take it up with management.
725
00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:37,431
- Dude, don't talk to
me right now, okay?
726
00:48:37,431 --> 00:48:38,950
- Don't talk to me.
727
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:40,365
- Like, fine.
728
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,924
- Look, Ebee's Magical
Weed Dispensary.
729
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,684
That's gotta be Phoebe's place.
730
00:48:48,684 --> 00:48:50,824
- I never met a
Phoebe in my life.
731
00:48:50,824 --> 00:48:52,515
- She's the one
you forced to run
732
00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:55,173
the dispensary in Venice Beach.
733
00:48:55,173 --> 00:48:57,037
- I have no fucking clue.
734
00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:59,419
All these bitches
look the same to me.
735
00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:02,663
And these stories are confusing
as fuck to keep straight.
736
00:49:02,663 --> 00:49:03,837
- We gotta check it out.
737
00:49:03,837 --> 00:49:05,045
- We need to hurry.
738
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:07,185
- We need to smoke
our minds right.
739
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,330
- I could really use
some excitement in my life.
740
00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:20,647
I take it back.
741
00:49:22,062 --> 00:49:23,753
- Surprised?
742
00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:25,169
- That's hardly the
word I would use.
743
00:49:25,169 --> 00:49:27,826
Can you guys not mess
up the store this time?
744
00:49:27,826 --> 00:49:30,898
It turned my last place
into a dumpster fire.
745
00:49:30,898 --> 00:49:33,246
I was kinda just hoping
to never see you again.
746
00:49:33,246 --> 00:49:35,179
- Well it's nice to
see you again, too.
747
00:49:35,179 --> 00:49:37,112
- See you're runnin'
with a new clown crew.
748
00:49:37,112 --> 00:49:39,459
Did Circus Circus get
out early today or?
749
00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,427
- I don't know the
hours of operation.
750
00:49:42,427 --> 00:49:43,601
Why?
751
00:49:43,601 --> 00:49:44,809
- It's no reason.
752
00:49:44,809 --> 00:49:46,984
- I could call and
find out if you want.
753
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,226
- No, it's not necessary.
754
00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:49,193
- We're being followed.
755
00:49:49,193 --> 00:49:50,021
- By whom?
756
00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:51,264
- Lucy.
757
00:49:51,264 --> 00:49:54,439
- Let's just say someone close.
758
00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:55,544
- Lucy Furr?
759
00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:58,616
God, what did you guys
do to piss her off?
760
00:49:58,616 --> 00:50:00,998
- We threw her in Sexy Hell
and now she wants revenge.
761
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,759
- That's so her.
She's such a bitch.
762
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:06,796
- You got anything to help us?
763
00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,281
- Funny you should ask:
I've been working on
764
00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:12,733
this magical, vaporless,
odorless, pocket-dab hit.
765
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,909
I call it Ebee's Oil.
766
00:50:15,909 --> 00:50:19,982
It's literally C02 oil
aerosolized into your lungs.
767
00:50:19,982 --> 00:50:22,536
There's no exhale,
there's no odor.
768
00:50:22,536 --> 00:50:24,538
It's the pocket dab
you can do anywhere.
769
00:50:27,196 --> 00:50:30,199
- Bitch, that's my brand.
770
00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:33,099
- I got you covered: royalties.
771
00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:34,755
I have got something big.
772
00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:39,036
I'm franchising Ebee's Magical
Weed Dispensary as we speak.
773
00:50:40,244 --> 00:50:41,900
So stoners with their
own dispensaries
774
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,938
can contact EbeeWeed.com
for more info and details.
775
00:50:51,945 --> 00:50:52,773
- Oh.
776
00:50:52,773 --> 00:50:54,327
- Oh, poor muffins!
777
00:50:56,777 --> 00:50:58,745
- I'm back, bitches.
778
00:50:58,745 --> 00:51:01,403
- How the hell did you
get out of Sexy Hell?
779
00:51:01,403 --> 00:51:04,406
- The old-fashioned way: murder.
780
00:51:04,406 --> 00:51:05,924
- Tried and true, I guess.
781
00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:14,071
- Oh, look sis:
munchies and money.
782
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,314
- Oh, hi sis.
783
00:51:16,314 --> 00:51:17,971
- Hi.
784
00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:19,317
- What've you been up to?
785
00:51:19,317 --> 00:51:21,837
- You know, just this. You?
786
00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:24,011
- You know, evil bitch stuff.
787
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,119
- I think now would be
a good time to bail.
788
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:28,982
- That's a good call.
789
00:51:28,982 --> 00:51:29,983
- Hurry up.
790
00:51:32,468 --> 00:51:34,712
- Pwomise
me, pwomise me, Weedy,
791
00:51:34,712 --> 00:51:38,164
that you will never,
ever, ever do that again.
792
00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:39,303
Do you promise?
793
00:51:39,303 --> 00:51:41,891
- If you say so, sweetie.
794
00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:43,100
- Oh, my Weedy.
795
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,379
- I hate to break-up
this touching moment,
796
00:51:46,379 --> 00:51:48,035
but we have to bail NOW!
797
00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,396
- I think we should split up.
798
00:52:03,396 --> 00:52:04,949
- That's so stupid.
799
00:52:07,814 --> 00:52:08,815
Over there!
800
00:52:11,197 --> 00:52:12,508
- Dumbass crackers.
801
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,388
- Come on.
802
00:52:41,813 --> 00:52:43,229
- In here!
803
00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:44,747
- Perfect, we can hide in here.
804
00:52:44,747 --> 00:52:47,578
- This
place looks awesome!
805
00:52:47,578 --> 00:52:50,270
- Three,
please, and we're in a hurry.
806
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,309
- Through that door.
I'll buzz you right in.
807
00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,139
- Come on.
808
00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:59,659
- Look, it's cow doing.
809
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,051
Weedy, look at that.
810
00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,989
Boop? Hello boopy?
811
00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:22,785
Boop?
812
00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:28,377
- Out of my way, idiots!
813
00:53:28,377 --> 00:53:30,931
- Hey, watch it.
- What the hell?
814
00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:42,633
- Wow.
815
00:53:47,465 --> 00:53:50,779
Oh wow, that is totally boop.
816
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:54,541
- Oh, that could never happen.
817
00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:57,337
- Oh, Weedy.
818
00:54:12,870 --> 00:54:14,596
- Shit! She's coming.
819
00:54:14,596 --> 00:54:16,494
- What do we do? What do we do?
820
00:54:17,633 --> 00:54:18,565
- I got an idea.
821
00:54:20,947 --> 00:54:23,777
And you're so ugly,
it just might work.
822
00:54:29,611 --> 00:54:32,130
- Come out, come out, where
ever the fuck you are.
823
00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:58,364
Ugh, who would pay to look
at these ugly fuckers?
824
00:54:59,813 --> 00:55:01,574
I know Rabbit's close.
825
00:55:01,574 --> 00:55:04,680
I can smell his B.O.
826
00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:09,961
Oh, you're gonna die now!
827
00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,448
No! Ooh!
828
00:55:13,448 --> 00:55:15,312
I'm gonna be back you bitches!
829
00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:21,456
- Wow, that was a big nothing.
830
00:55:21,456 --> 00:55:26,461
- It always is.
831
00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:28,635
- Oh!
832
00:55:30,844 --> 00:55:32,674
- Ooh, hey. What's up?
833
00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,437
See, it' not scawy here.
834
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,197
Wow.
835
00:55:40,785 --> 00:55:42,787
This is such a big room!
836
00:55:45,825 --> 00:55:47,482
- But we left my
friends and my father
837
00:55:47,482 --> 00:55:49,138
inside to be slaughtered!
838
00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:49,967
- Boop.
839
00:55:51,693 --> 00:55:53,695
- Never weed a man behind!
840
00:55:54,661 --> 00:55:56,663
- Oh, boopy boopy boopy!
841
00:56:15,613 --> 00:56:17,028
- Let's cut him down to size!
842
00:56:17,028 --> 00:56:18,547
- Yeah, fun size!
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