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No butt stuff is better.
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Brian.
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Brian, get up, honey. What, what, mom?
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Get up. I need you to take me shopping.
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Shopping?
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Oh, my God, Ma. It's 5 a .m. I know.
Don't you remember?
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It's Black Friday. We gotta go. Oh,
what's Dad doing?
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He's sleeping.
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You're the one that promised. Come on,
please.
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Let Jesse drive you. He's been
freeloading here all week.
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You said you'd do it. Oh, Ma, I know,
but it's just
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too early. And last year, I got
trampled.
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I got my shirt torn off. It was brutal.
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And I'm just, I'm just too tired.
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Seriously, go wake Jesse up.
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Fessy. Hmm.
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Oh, stop.
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What time is it?
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It's early, but I really need you to get
up and take me shopping. It's Black
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Friday.
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Black what?
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What's Black Friday?
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Oh, God.
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It's really, really important that you
go with me because you've never been.
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Black Friday is an experience like no
other. All of the retail shops... Have
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these amazing sales. And it's just one
day.
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It's really important. Please get up and
take me. Did you just set me up to go
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shopping?
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Yeah. Oh, my God. Why don't you ask
Brian or your husband?
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Well, I asked my husband.
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He's sleeping.
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Well, Brian, like me, thinks that you
really need to experience this. It's so
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awesome. I need to? Yeah, you need to.
Oh, my God. I'm going back to bed.
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No. No, you can't. Come on. You've got
to get up. I need somebody to go with
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I promise it'll be fun.
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It'll be so much fun.
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I'm sure it will.
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You know, I promise it'll be a good
time, and I'll get you something.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well,
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think about it when we're there. Trust
me, I'm sure you'll find something. I
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assume you're bribing me right now, and
you're not going to get me anything.
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I will. I promise.
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I'm sorry.
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Last night was really rough.
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Really rough? Eating too much turkey and
watching football?
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Who cooked that turkey?
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Come on, get up.
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I'm sure we can work something out.
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Maybe if I do something for you, you'll
take me shopping?
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Mm -hmm.
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Doesn't it sound... You just made it
interesting right now.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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What about your son's going to come out?
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Shh, shh, shh.
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They are sound asleep.
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He's not going to get up until
afternoon.
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You and I both know that.
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So we'll just have a little fun here.
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I do for you.
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You do for me.
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Yeah, I think that you like that idea.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah,
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there we go.
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Holy fucking hell.
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That's a good wake -up call.
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I told you shopping with me could be
fun.
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Hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's deep. Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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No, I can't promise you that every Black
Friday starts this way.
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God.
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Oh my God.
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I don't know how long I've been wanting
to talk to her.
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Really?
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Oh yeah.
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This is going to be better than I
thought. I know.
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Thank you.
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You like that, don't you?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my tongue feels so good.
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Mm -hmm
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on, too.
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God damn, that was fucking good.
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Oh, yeah.
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How did you feel that?
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Your honor.
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and let me do the work.
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Yeah. I mean, you are taking me
shopping.
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your own.
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Oh, God. Oh,
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God.
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Mm -hmm.
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Leave me alone, babe.
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Fuck me, don't eat that.
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Is that what you want to do? Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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This is gonna fucking come hard.
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Yeah.
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You can make the mess for me.
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Oh,
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fuck it. It's so hard.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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I can feel that cock throbbing.
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Can I cut in between your tits and your
face?
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Yeah, a titty fucking human coming in.
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It's going to come right in my mouth. I
want to taste it.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'm going to swallow it. It's going to
come.
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It's so sexy.
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Feed my sweaty little mouth.
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How tired you are. I know. Look at those
big old teeth.
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Was that enough convincing?
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Yes, definitely.
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I'm going to jump in the shower and I'm
all yours.
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Okay, but don't take too long. We've got
to go.
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Oh my God, that was so much fun. I got
everything I wanted.
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So tell me, how was your first Black
Friday experience?
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Okay, first of all, this was no fun.
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I had to carry those all the time, and I
got trampled.
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I got my shirt ripped off. I'm going
back to bed.
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Dramatic.
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Oh my God, I love Black Fridays.
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Nobody does it better.
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