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No butt stuff is better.

Brian.

Brian, get up, honey. What, what, mom?

Get up. I need you to take me shopping.

Shopping?

Oh, my God, Ma. It's 5 a .m. I know. Don't you remember?

It's Black Friday. We gotta go. Oh, what's Dad doing?

He's sleeping.

You're the one that promised. Come on, please.

Let Jesse drive you. He's been freeloading here all week.

You said you'd do it. Oh, Ma, I know, but it's just

too early. And last year, I got trampled.

I got my shirt torn off. It was brutal.

And I'm just, I'm just too tired.

Seriously, go wake Jesse up.

Fessy. Hmm.

Oh, stop.

What time is it?

It's early, but I really need you to get up and take me shopping. It's Black

Friday.

Black what?

What's Black Friday?

Oh, God.

It's really, really important that you go with me because you've never been.

Black Friday is an experience like no other. All of the retail shops... Have

these amazing sales. And it's just one day.

It's really important. Please get up and take me. Did you just set me up to go

shopping?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Why don't you ask Brian or your husband?

Well, I asked my husband.

He's sleeping.

Well, Brian, like me, thinks that you really need to experience this. It's so

awesome. I need to? Yeah, you need to. Oh, my God. I'm going back to bed.

No. No, you can't. Come on. You've got to get up. I need somebody to go with

I promise it'll be fun.

It'll be so much fun.

I'm sure it will.

You know, I promise it'll be a good time, and I'll get you something.

Like what?

Whatever you want.

Well,

think about it when we're there. Trust me, I'm sure you'll find something. I

assume you're bribing me right now, and you're not going to get me anything.

I will. I promise.

I'm sorry.

Last night was really rough.

Really rough? Eating too much turkey and watching football?

Who cooked that turkey?

Come on, get up.

I'm sure we can work something out.

Maybe if I do something for you, you'll take me shopping?

Mm -hmm.

Doesn't it sound... You just made it interesting right now.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

What about your son's going to come out?

Shh, shh, shh.

They are sound asleep.

He's not going to get up until afternoon.

You and I both know that.

So we'll just have a little fun here.

I do for you.

You do for me.

Yeah, I think that you like that idea.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

there we go.

Holy fucking hell.

That's a good wake -up call.

I told you shopping with me could be fun.

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's deep. Yes.

Oh, my God.

No, I can't promise you that every Black Friday starts this way.

God.

Oh my God.

I don't know how long I've been wanting to talk to her.

Really?

Oh yeah.

This is going to be better than I thought. I know.

Thank you.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, God.

Oh, my tongue feels so good.

Mm -hmm

on, too.

God damn, that was fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

How did you feel that?

Your honor.

and let me do the work.

Yeah. I mean, you are taking me shopping.

your own.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Mm -hmm.

Leave me alone, babe.

Fuck me, don't eat that.

Is that what you want to do? Oh my god.

Oh my god.

This is gonna fucking come hard.

Yeah.

You can make the mess for me.

Oh,

fuck it. It's so hard.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

I can feel that cock throbbing.

Can I cut in between your tits and your face?

Yeah, a titty fucking human coming in.

It's going to come right in my mouth. I want to taste it.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm going to swallow it. It's going to come.

It's so sexy.

Feed my sweaty little mouth.

How tired you are. I know. Look at those big old teeth.

Was that enough convincing?

Yes, definitely.

I'm going to jump in the shower and I'm all yours.

Okay, but don't take too long. We've got to go.

Oh my God, that was so much fun. I got everything I wanted.

So tell me, how was your first Black Friday experience?

Okay, first of all, this was no fun.

I had to carry those all the time, and I got trampled.

I got my shirt ripped off. I'm going back to bed.

Dramatic.

Oh my God, I love Black Fridays.

Nobody does it better.