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Randy? I'm Bill. I just called up the ad.

Absolutely. Come on in. Come on in.

I bet you made it.

Yeah.

Really nice place. Come on in. My thank you.

The ad, it was very vague. I'm not really sure if I'm qualified. I hope I'm

wasting your time.

I'm sure nobody's time will be wasted.

Have a seat.

Thank you. Can I offer you a drink?

Oh, no, thank you. I'm good.

Excellent.

So let me ask you, are you as fit as you appear to be?

Well, I work out regularly, and I do lots of cardio.

So you have really good stamina, then.

Pretty good.

How long would you say an average sex session is?

Excuse me?

Well, I mean, sex is the ultimate test for stamina endurance, so how long can

you go?

Well,

I mean, I guess it depends upon who I'm with, how much I'm stimulated.

Usually like an hour, maybe an hour and a half.

I don't know.

And in that hour, hour and a half?

How many times did you say you climax?

What does this have to do with the job?

Just answer the question, Bill.

Two or three times, maybe more. I don't know. It depends.

Two or three.

That's good.

Quite good.

So, um...

Yeah, just a couple more questions for you here.

The first one, what are your measurements?

My measurements?

Your cock size. Oh, what?

What does this have to do with any kind of job? I mean, is this even a job? What

are you doing here?

Indeed, there is a job.

I run a male escort business.

Still interested?

Telling me you're looking for a gigamon?

Why, yes. Yes, I am.

And from what I've heard and can see, you'd be perfect.

You know, I don't think so.

Well, look, the pay is great.

And really, from what I can tell, I think you would do amazing.

I got an idea. How about we go ahead and finish up this interview, and then we

can talk about whether or not this is something you'd like to make a career

of.

What are you doing?

Well, I can't hire you without knowing what my clients are going to get.

I didn't say I was going to take the job.

You will.

That is a beautiful cocktail

And

it tastes

great, the ladies are gonna love you

Oomph!

That feels so good.

Is that what you're looking for?

Exactly what I'm looking for.

even better.

Yes,

I

feel so good.

Just like that.

Oh,

that skill is in high demand.

Hmm.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, I didn't know her.

I know I want it.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Oh, God.

It's perfect.

It's right there.

It's perfect.

Oh.

You want me to come all over that dick?

nice meaty pussy lips.

Ooh.

Oh.

It's not you.

Oh my god, Bill.

You do have stamina.

So what do you say, Bill?

It is every man's dream to get laid and get paid.

I'd say you got your man.

I always do.

You start Monday.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.