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Get out of the water!

No! Get out of the water!

So I'm dropping in on this double
overhead, right?

Crank it off the bottom. Come up to the
top. Hit it. Start going down the line.

All to my right. All to my left.

Sharks.

What do you think about that, killer?

Oh, the sharks are going to love you,
blondie. Huh?

Are you ready for this?

We're going to be shitting our shorts,
man.

That's what we do, baby.

For the rush.

Stop believing me. That's for the money.

You are so cynical.

But hey, come on. Am I going to surf and
get paid?

No. Man, this is gonna be better than...
What was the name of that shark flip?

Mmm, Jaws. Ka -ching!

There is no big mechanical fish on this
juke.

Dude, this is the real thing.

We're just the bait.

You, me, and about 30 or so lives
snapping with sharks.

Driven into a carnivorous frenzy by the
scent of your blood.

How did I ever let you talk me into this
insanity?

Like I said, the money.

If you guys do your jobs right, there'll
be plenty of it.

Bloodsurfing.

Two steps.

And, uh, you guys don't mind waiting, do
you?

No, no. Not at all. Please.

I'll make sure it doesn't spot right
back.

Oh, that ain't right. You don't mind
being second?

I'm not gonna be second. I lied.

Not a bad place to spend a couple of
days working, huh?

every second.

Wee -haw!

Yeah, well, I say it's time we learned.

Faster, faster!

Come on, we gotta go!

I'm talking fast, folks! Let's go!

Yeah, right.

I can do this.

Ah, yeah.

Ben.

Whoa, did you see that?

Yeah, he kicked our butt. I saw. No,
Shadow, there's something in the water.

What?

Nothing.

Yeah, well, I'll just deduct the 20 from
his expense allowance.

You're here.

What, did you surf in? I didn't even
notice.

You're just being nice.

We're not that fast. Yeah, we are.

We're really fast.

We define fast.

After you.

He's learning.

What?

Nothing. You know, I've been working on
my cat back, and I think I really nailed

it back there. What do you think?

Beautiful.

Stupendous. Fantastic.

handsome, charming, one hell of a great
kisser.

It's not going to happen.

It didn't happen last time. It won't
happen this time or the next if there is

one.

It's usually the ones you don't like
that you end up with.

In that case, they'll have to make it a
point to like you.

Excuse me.

How's the animal?

Um. I bet he is. For what, I might ask?
Take your pick.

Welcome, Mr. Chardy.

South Sea's Adventures.

Sonny LaFranco, my wife, Melba. Hi,

welcome to Palm Island.

Oh, please accept a small welcome gift.

Mangoes from our old orchard.

Thanks. So, Sonny, I take it we're all
set for an early morning departure?

Oh, yes, yes.

Very ready. That's right, baby. Lilo K,
you ready? You ready? You ready, Lilo K?

Because here we come!

Lilo K?

That's where we're going.

Uh, excuse me, sirs. Maybe you haven't
heard that waters around the island are

shark infestation.

That's what we're talking about!

Shark infestation!

Is there a problem?

No, it's just that, uh, trees around
there are very dangerous.

You've never been there.

Well, who has?

Captain Dirks, right?

Zack Jardine, Omega Productions.

What got you with Wonderboy besides the
job?

I like men with a sense of
responsibility.

As opposed to boys who spend their
entire lives searching for bigger and

ways.

I'm stunned, Bob. You have a deep self
-awareness I never would have imagined.

So let me get this straight.

You want me to take you to Lilo Cay.

So that pretty lady over there can take
moving pictures of those two tadpoles

surfing the shore.

And I will make it very worth your
while.

You're very generous.

I believe in rewarding people who
provide.

Special services.

Well, in this case, that would make me
an accessory to murder.

Come on, Dierks.

No one's going to hold you responsible.

Good day, Mr. Jardine.

It'd be nice to have a night out once in
a while.

Maybe have a real dinner in a restaurant
we don't have to catch, clean, and cook

it ourselves.

Sit your ass down, Artemis.

Screwed.

What? What?

What? He doesn't know how to get there
either?

Oh, he knows.

Faster just won't save.

So now what are we going to do?

Hey, think she's a local? No way, man.
See?

It's universal.

Yeah, that's great, guys. We have a
problem here.

Zach?

Zach! Bless you.

What the hell?

Oh, dude.

My set of gams, eh?

Decided to accept your offer, Mr.
Jardine.

Follow me, I'll tell you how to get
there.

Just arriving on our little island?

Uh, yeah.

Staying at the inn?

No, the boat.

Oh, really?

On the dock?

That's where I stay.

You, uh, stay there alone?

I never know.

See ya.

Dude, you have got some serious issues
with your surfboard.

Come on.

Dude.

Dude. Dude, dude, dude.

You should check it out.

Hey, what the hell?

Not very friendly, are you? Hey, you're
the one who woke me up.

I know.

Oh, you do, huh?

Well, you see, I heard that there's this
American guy named Bog who was very

handsome, and I'd like to meet him.

Great, my name's Jeremy.

Other guy's Bog.

The one who sleeps above you?

Yep, that's him.

But there must be a mistake.

I'm sure it was Bog who was handsome.

You mean you think I'm better looking?

Oh, please, don't say anything.

I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's
feelings.

At least not that it's ugly. It's just
that it's... Not a word, I promise.

Promise?

Yeah, what's your name?

Lemya.

Lemya.

I like that name.

Thank you.

Oh, you've got to check out my board.

Watch your head. It's a spider, see?

Yesterday I dropped down this amazing
crate. Mango pancakes for breakfast.

Mmm. You think it'll beat them?

I'm not pleased with our daughter at the
moment.

Bear crashing over me. And I'm like
this. And I've got to break through.

He's like a very nice old man.

He's a crazy person.

Serving a Lilo K.

Wax on the board allows your feet to
have maximum movement. The rest is up to

you and your balance.

You're very intelligent, too.

Stop it.

Hey, dog face, where you been?

What's it look like, blondie?

What's that shit?

You'll find out.

What do you say?

You know Chubb's ready to make a little
history?

Born ready.

No, no thanks.

Yes please, I'd love some.

You know Lemya, this is some of the best
French toast I've ever had.

Sylvia, these are pancakes.

Father, please guide our friends as they
embark on their path.

Protect them from the danger below and
say to it that they return safe.

They are in your hands.

Amen.

Yeah, breathtaking.

Where are the sharks?

Check out the eyes!

What?

Lunchtime! Lunch is served.

All right, boys!

Come and get it!

Lunchtime!

Oh,

poor baby.

Oh, no, no.

No, no. I'm not nervous.

I don't get nervous.

And, uh, you know, what if they don't
come?

Don't worry.

They'll come.

No, nothing can hurt you.

Quite nothing.

Showtime. There you go.

Oh, yes.

There's another one.

Yes, yes, definitely. Come here. Hey,
big one.

You know, these waves are breaking all
the way in the shore.

You could actually just sit on the beach
and shoot it with a telephoto.

Sure I could, and it'll look like shit.

Look, I'm just trying to... That's
right, tell me how to do my job.

Shouldn't you be in the water, Bob?

Okay, people, let's roll, let's go!

It's just another ride.

It's just you, your board, and that
wave. You keep your thoughts on that.

There's nothing else out there.

Are you thinking?

Let me hear you say it.

I think, man.

Come on. I fucking think big time. Damn
right you do.

Let's start, guys.

I wouldn't be doing that if I were you.

That's the idea.

No!

Come on.

Simply none.

And it's gonna be huge!

Oh, baby.

Take me in. A small dock around the
leeway. Well, let's go there.

Daddy!

Dad! Get on my board.

Come on, Dad.

You're the first person to freak out
trying to buy man -eating sharks.

This is my job, my show.

I need this documentary with you.

I don't got it.

How's the video?

It's good.

Very cool.

Sis, what was that all about?

First thing you learn as a kid, don't
eat before you go swimming.

You get cramps.

You were so good, the sharks didn't even
catch up.

Yeah, well, I had a little something
they didn't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's touching.

Very touching. All right, people.

Let's get back to work. Let's go.

Huh? What's that?

Of course.

We need more footage.

Let's go. Let's get wet.

Something's not right.

What the fuck was that? Did you ever see
anything like that?

Uh... Okay then, uh... Let's call it a
day, shall we?

What are you trying to prove?

Stupid.

Guy with a head case.

You know, for a guy you don't like very
much, you sure are very concerned,

aren't you?

No, it's just I can't believe he's back
out there after what we saw.

You must really love to surf, huh?

Yeah, sure.

You love them more than anything.

They'll be all right.

They, uh...

Your mom said something about 500 -year
-old temples.

Mm -hmm. You want to go search the
island?

Oh, my father would kill me if he knew
we'd be off alone.

So I sure do hope no one tells him.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

See you in a while, crocodile.

You know, we don't have to worry about
anyone telling on us.

This place is amazing.

You're amazing.

I gotta tell you, hon, if the footage
looks half as good as what I saw from

boat... We are in good shape.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah. Big things to come.

I can feel them. Yeah.

I

think

I'm going for a swim, Danny. It's too
hot.

Elba? Don't worry. I'll be quick.

What's wrong? Is it me?

No, no, no. It's not you. It's just
them.

Aren't we moving a little fast?

That's it?

How old are you?

I'm going to be 15 next month.

God, why?

I'm 19, Billy.

It's lovely in here, Sonny. Why don't
you come in?

At

least

I don't have to worry about getting bit.

Melba, why don't you come on in?

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.

Mel!

Melba!

Come on, Melba, come on!

If my dad knew.

If your dad knew?

How old are you?

Really?

Seventeen.

Is that legal

here?

You're a tiger.

No.

Don't play games, huh?

You wouldn't be the first.

I don't know. I found it like this.

Okay, I'm terrified.

There's a big monster lurking in the
jungle.

Lemya!

Getting all worked up over nothing.

Probably just freaked her out somehow
and she went running back to her mom and

dad.

Where the fuck did they go?

Lemya! They left without him?

No way.

Shit. Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Sonny!

Oh jeez.

I don't think Sonny can hear you,
Jeremy.

This is really, really tough.

Let's go.

I'm down with that.

Wait, wait, wait.

Where's the camera? The camera's in the
bag that's on the boat.

It's the fucking camera, for Christ's
sakes!

Can we go? It's not the camera he's
worried about. It's the tape.

Yeah, it's the tape. There's no reason
for us to go home empty -handed. Are you

guys crazy?

I hate to admit it, but he's right.
Without that tape, this whole trip was

nothing. Don't be stupid, Bob. There's
definitely something in there. It's not

mermaid.

This son You

know

this guy's okay real dedicated stupid
but dedicated

Come on, bro.

It's here he lies.

Here's your precious camera.

See? That easy.

What happened? What happened?

You do not want to know.

But have you given any thought as to
how?

Well, obviously they'll send someone for
us.

Yeah. By tomorrow afternoon, maybe
they'll start to think about it. And

we're really lucky, he'll sense when the
day after.

But we'll have to find somewhere safe
until they find us. Where?

I mean, am I the only one that notices
that thing can haul ass in the water and

on land?

If only we had a hot air balloon, we
could float away.

All right, relax, relax.

I got my breath back.

You don't think Uncle D would actually
allow himself to be in Comunicado, do

you? The phone is, once again, your
friend.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

What? No service? Out here?

Maybe those 10 billion mega -hoots just
ain't enough there, cowboy.

Hey, hey, hey, relax.

I'll get it.

Remember, we're in the southern
hemisphere. It's longer to reach the,

satellite. Yeah, something like that.

All right, all right, all right. Let's
get the hell out of here. Don't you

fucking move a inch!

This way.

All right.

Or you'll die with your next step.

We come in peace.

Excuse me, sir. Are you deaf? I said
don't fucking move!

He did say that, Zack.

Now!

Deaf friend?

Do you know how close you were to
becoming chibob?

Chibob? What the fuck's a chibob?

I'll show you.

Here.

Nice, huh?

You mean shish kebab?

Yeah.

It's better with chicken.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up.

I'll hold this.

No! Can any one of you here tell me what
the hell you're doing here on my

island?

Actually, we're trying to get off your
island.

Oh. We're running from a creature.

A creature?

Yeah. What, like Godzilla?

Like Godzilla.

Like in the movies.

Really, man, this thing ate a 42 -foot
boat.

Really? Yeah, really.

I don't see anything there.

Now what the hell do I do with you?

Huh? What if you happen to have a boat?

Or a balloon.

I happen to have a boat.

Really?

Well, that's excellent news.

Because I am willing to pay handsomely
for a ride.

Okay.

You follow me, guys?

Does this mean we're getting a ride?

Hey,

hey, hey, I'm an American.

I'm your citizen for Christ's sake.

Show me your passport for Christ's sake.
Get in.

It's reminding me of his lifelong dream,
which is to keep company with a citizen

of the United States.

Hey, no way. No.

I was talking about the female kind, of
course.

I'm not American. I'm Australian.

He says it's good enough.

Given the circumstances, I wouldn't call
it cheating.

But the Australian girls, they're a
little, you know. Yeah, yeah. Aussie

they just like to party now.

Ashley, I'm sorry.

Don't listen to me, people.

What are you saying?

If you were my brother, I'd get me a
really nice American girl. You know what

mean? Huh?

Oh, really?

Totally. Totally.

But I'm not your fucking daughter!

Enjoying your little swim?

God damn it!

That was totally out of control.

I mean, that thing had to be what?

30 feet?

At least.

I'm hungry.

Scarf down that fat dude. Had to weigh
at least 500 pounds in like two bites.

He wasn't hungry, guys.

He wanted to kill.

Well, what the hell's it doing in the
ocean anyway? Aren't they meant to hang

out in swamps or something?

It's a long ride back to the island.

I'd have to show you the accordion.

Hey, Dirk.

Was your wife?

No, actually, I wanted to thank you.

I mean, if you didn't show up when we
were back there, we would have really

in some deep shit.

She was really quite a ship in here,
though, wasn't she?

She got around.

Competition too tough?

Right.

Judging by your reaction back there, I'd
guess it had something to do with the

large saltwater crocodile.

Wrong again, right?

Right on, honey.

You wouldn't be trying to meet up with
that thing again by any chance, would

you?

Hear that salty again.

Good.

Good.

Dirt, so it might be a little big.

It's mine, so...

Probably be a little small.

What took you so long?

Oh, I was thanking our captain.

Cozy, eh?

It has potential.

This is great.

Hey, to me, this place is a palace right
now.

You know, because we're here right now
and not in the intestines of that thing

out there.

I mean, think about it, guys. We made
it.

You know, we were chased and hunted and
stared straight into the belly of the

beast.

The devil himself, if you ask me.

We survived.

No better than that.

I think a toast is in order, huh?

To us.

To Lemya.

It's Dunny.

to Melba.

I'm sure y 'all could use a little rest.

Holler if you need anything.

Yeah, uh, I'm exhausted.

That's you alright.

I fucking feel ya.

Not this time, old fella.

Not ever again.

That's a bleeder.

Might want to use something a little
more pointed.

Salties. Saltwater crocodile?

That thing out there?

And Dirk has an interest in these
things?

I knew you were the brains of this
operation.

He hunts these things?

I mean, now you're disappointing me.

Call on me slow. It happens every once
in a while. What? What's the deal?

Dirk sees you on adventure tours.

And he was the best.

And?

And his last tour didn't go so well.

How not well?

All of his passengers were attacked.

They were slaughtered right before his
eyes. He hasn't been the same since.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He
wants revenge?

Now? Today?

That's all he can think about.

Big, big, huge problem. There are
passengers on this boat who want to just

the hell out of here.

Now, I was thinking that a truly
innovative television producer would

opportunity of a lifetime.

Okay.

So now she's an expert at the inner
workings of the TV business.

Let me ask you a professional opinion.

Would documenting the capture of the
largest crocodile with cirrhosis known

man be a marketable commodity or not?

I'm talking a crocodile of unheard of
proportions.

31 feet long, over 3 ,000 pounds.

It has potential.

Ka -ching.

No way.

Who's stupid?

Me.

Oh no.

Something wrong?

What? We're still there.

No way.

Got something on your mind?

You're just like gawking at an old man's
backside.

You're a fucking liar, Dirks.

You said the last thing you wanted to
see was that crocodile again.

That's the God's honest truth.

Then why don't we haul an ass back to
Palm Island? I mean, we're like sitting

ducks here.

Salty's not gonna let us go anywhere.

What? You heard.

I don't see him.

Right.

He's out there.

Where? Everywhere.

He owns these waters.

This reef, these caves, they're his.

And anyone or anything that's at the
bottom, they're his.

Oh, God.

The drama.

I love it.

Oh. See, folks, the deal is that the
captain here...

That's a little score to settle with
that oversized frog. Seems that he

a few of his last pads from Jack. What?

Oh, yeah, she told me all about it.

And now your lovely first mate here has
inspired me to my largest project yet.

The killing of the largest living
reptile on Earth.

The Australian saltwater crocodile known
by few but soon to be many.

As Big Mick.

What do you think? Not bad, huh?

Are you totally fucking mad?

Seth, this thing is 90 years old. It's
bigger than Boston.

I mean, think about it. It's gonna make
blood -stirping look about as exciting

as lawn -balling.

We're not talking Discovery Channel
here. We're talking primetime network...

television.

You think it was just fodder for some
cheap entertainment?

Let me tell you something, boy.

I watched this crocodile eat five kids.

What about your age?

He started by dismembering each.

And it was really bloody.

And loud.

The screams.

See, they didn't die right away.

They just lay there on the rocks.

And after he tore him enough to his
like, he sucked up each part one at a

So let me give you some advice.

Lose the idea for your silly little
show.

And stay the hell out of my way.

You have absolutely no right to involve
us in this.

You don't get it, do you, sunshine?

You got yourself involved.

And I will take you back when I've done
what has to be done.

If you've got some ideas on forcing the
issue, you lay them out.

Now.

Because I've got a lot to do. And
precious little time to do it in.

Beautiful.

I wouldn't worry.

He only eats real men.

You had enough fun, you freak?

Because I sure as shit have.

Why don't you get us the hell out of
here now?

I can understand you taking a shot at me
for your friend, son. But don't push

your luck.

Now get out of here and do something
useful.

You alright?

That was really fucking stupid.

I know.

At least we're going back now.

Come on, come on, come on, hold you
bitch, come on!

of the ship.

She blew it up.

Never outrun him anyway. So what do we
do now?

We're in for the race.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not
going over that.

Are you?

No, fuck it. You ain't got much
patience.

Arnie, get your ass up here.

They're going to take these three across
to the island.

No, John.

It's all right, girl.

You and me still got some seas to sail.

By the time you get there, you don't
hear me blow that fuck of the hell.

You go north, you find some ruins, fresh
water, chock full of alkaline.

Salties hate it. It burns the shit out
of them.

You got it?

Yeah. What about you?

You don't hear that explosion?

It's very snowy.

Let's go.

Let's go. Over the reef?

Yeah.

Shit, I'm bleeding.

Oh, Jesus, it's only a scratch.

Hey, fuck you. I'm bleeding. I'm fake,
okay?

Oh, jeez. That's you, Elise.

Yeah, whatever. See you guys in
paradise.

Boring? You're still boring, all right?

That cleared up.

Yeah!

That is tough.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer
person.

Say amen.

Alright, you motherfucker.

Breakfast.

I think.

I wish I heard an explosion.

Not a good idea.

Hey, he might still be alive.

I'll go.

Don't be stupid.

Even if he isn't, we need the
explosives.

Go to the ruins. I'll meet you there.

How will you find her? Listen to the
screaming.

My seat, I've come home to Papa.

What a friend we've been.

I'm doing business with you, Billy.

Can we leave it by now? We don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? We
lost. Look, I don't know shit. Would you

just leave me alone?

I don't know what your problem is. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

I don't need anyone.

Leave them all. You leave me alone.

Look.

It's better just you and me, right,
baby?

Right. You know?

Huh?

Huh? Tell Papa how true it is to white
women like rough men.

Who told you that?

I read it.

Website.

Oh, you have a computer?

Yes.

He's a certain kind of guy, though. I
think he might be it. You better fucking

believe I'm it, baby.

Yeah? Come on, stud boy. Show me what's
on deck. Let's go.

I'm not just going to show you, baby.

I'm going to stick it up to you, huh?

Yeah? Well, shut up already and prove
it. I'm right here.

Uh -uh.

No, you come here.

No, you come here.

Fuck this.

Oh, shit.

You're kind of hit by a bad joke.

You all right?

I think so. All seems to work.

Good. Let's go.

Which way now?

I think it's...

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

You're just so together.

Oh, please.

Come on.

It's coffee break. Come on, let's go.

Looks like the damn thing was too scared
to cross the water. You'll find a way.

Hey, come on.

We made it! Wow!

If he shouldn't be here by now, he'll be
here.

What if he doesn't?

I don't even want to think about it if
he doesn't.

Sorry.

You really like him, don't you?

I can't believe John might be dead.

There's always hope.

If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.

Just as well be.

He won me, you know.

In a dark game.

First man ever treated me like I was
more than just some doll to dress up and

play with.

Happy to see me?

Hello.

So how about that kiss right about now?

John?

No. I'm sorry.

Look at that salty son of a bitch. Just
sitting there.

I wonder if he has any idea he's about
to get blown sky high.

Yeah, laugh it up now.

Remember, as soon as I'm in there,
you've got to blow it.

If he gets through, we have nowhere to
run and we're screwed.

All right? So, all you've got to do is
hit the green button.

Crocodile pancake.

Exactly.

So why don't you go do what you do best?

Witches.

Kissing dogs.

A suitcase!

Killboy boots!

You guys, nothing's working.

Do you think he's dead?

That didn't do it. Nothing will.

Let's get out of here.

Do you kiss me? You creep.

You faker.

I could just... You could just kiss me
again.

Bullshit. That was not a kiss.

All right, fine. That wasn't a kiss.
You're right. You bet I am.

This is a kiss.

Come here.

Any idea how we're going to get off this
island?

None.

Do we really care?

No.