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This is Sean Alff, and today I'm having sex with Lexi Luna.

I'm Sean Alff. For over four years I've worked as a production assistant on porn sets,

handing out douches and scrubbing come-off love seats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes

to performing in front of the camera as a porn star.

Hey. Hello. How's it going?

That's so creepy. Oh my god, it's so hot.

Well, what did you bring to wear? Other than slippers.

I mean, I'm wearing this.

Wait, I don't have fun with that. I'm fun with that too.

So I have this cute non-logoed crop top sweatshirt. I like that.

Big cutouts for titties.

Cute panties.

I don't know why I feel so awkward.

Would you like to grab in the back and pull something out?

Just reach in. It's like that one movie.

With the lady with the giant purse that I'm not going to mention.

Oh yes, that movie.

I'm really bad at picking out clothes.

I mean, you can wear these or these.

Please.

So is this what you have to choose from?

Oh boy.

Just this? I can't open it anymore?

Oh, it continues.

I love that it's two of the same shirt in a different color.

That's excellent. You can't wear any of this.

Is there anything?

Just pants? No, there's nothing.

I don't know.

You know who you look like?

You look like that guy that has multiple wives.

You know the one.

The guy who has multiple wives?

Oh, I've never seen the show. I don't know if that's an insult or not.

No, it's the hair. It's the hair, totally.

This is great.

I love it. You can watch me in the mirror.

I love it. It's like a perfect handful.

Let's see Jess the cardigan.

This was your idea.

So now you must make it come to reality.

I don't hate it, actually.

I surprisingly don't hate it.

So how do you think a scene is going to go?

Obviously, you know, Sean is not known for being a performer.

And it's one of his first scenes as a performer.

How do you think it's going to go?

Oh, I didn't know that.

It's going to be great.

Why don't you get warmed up there, guys?

Oh my God, I understand the plight of the guys.

Oh, it's fucking hard again.

Oh, yeah, take it off, baby.

Take off that fucking cardigan.

What a nice cock you have.

Look at it.

No, it's great.

Look at it.

It's great.

It's great.

It's great.

It's great.

It's great.

It's great.

Hey, I like it a lot.

I've never seen your penis.

This is what all the guys get.

I love how there's zero communication.

You're just doing.

You can do things to me whenever you want.

Oh, the fluffing.

Yeah, I need it.

This gives you a chance to pull it later.

Oh, yeah.

Move your arm, son.

What do you do?

Oh.

I love this.

I love it.

The realest sex.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

That feels good.

Mm.

Whoosh.

Whoosh.

Whoosh.

There's one to hold the shirt.

I'll fall down out of it.

I think you've only ever seen my boobs once, right?

In distance?

No, I'm kidding.

Oh.

Smother you with my tits.

Oh.

Tsk.

Mm.

Mm.

Whoosh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I don't hate pillows, does it bother you that I put it on the floor?

I'm just thinking about you or should I put it on the floor?

Now it's affecting my OCD.

And she like puts me out of my misery.

No, I don't care.

You're so sexy.

You can't let me get you the same way again, you know that right?

Now that we've done this, I'm gonna fuck with you.

You read poetry too?

You said you wooed me, dude.

Come here.

You can't work.

Fuck yeah.

Dude, it's a good cock.

It's not the worst cock.

It's a great cock, you should be proud of it.

It is yours.

I didn't do anything to deserve it.

It could be an awful cock.

It's not.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, you should be proud of that.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Oh fuck yeah, it's right there.

It's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

Fuck yeah.

It's okay, it's okay.

Fuck my doggy.

Fuck yeah.

Eat these pillows.

Watch your arm.

Yeah, get it in.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's right there.

Oh fuck yeah.

It's coming.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna steal another orgasm out of you.

Oh yeah, it's right there.

Right there, right there, right there, right there.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck dude.

That cardio.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's something you're really gonna like.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What the fuck?

Do that one more time.

Sorry.

It's never gonna work.

Just let the hair fall.

Do you want to give me your hair?

Just let the hair fall.

Let my hair fall.

Fuck man.

I knew that was gonna bother you.

You dirty boy.

Lower the inside shot.

I'm pretty sure one of your hairs is like in my throat, but I can't get it.

I'm sorry.

Yep.

Make a wish.

Maybe that's mine.

Back to fucking.

Let it fall.

You're so much fun.

Yeah.

I just don't know which part of your body to grab.

It's a fun playground, isn't it?

It's okay on your hips.

Is it okay on your legs?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

You're so strong.

Holy fuck.

Guys, I've seen this at a porno once.

If we're gonna do that though, you need a support.

No, no. I want her to lie back.

Get your pocket first.

Which side? This side?

Which side?

Sean's been watching Masterclass reform.

Oh my god.

You're probably watching Masterclass.

Fuck yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes. Right there.

Fuck.

Fuck, dude.

Oh my god.

Let's switch her out of that. That's really bad on her.

A weighted blanket, Lexi.

Alright, let's transition out of that one, guys.

Okay, where should we transition to?

I mean, maybe

riding will look good if

you're on the couch and her going up and down

for the boobs. That would probably be good.

And how close are you, Sean?

I mean, I can...

Let's maybe do one...

Let's just feel it out. Let's go transition to riding.

We can end in doggie so that she can

come.

Aww.

How do you come best?

That's what we really want.

I've already come a bunch of times.

We'll do doggie one more time when we're ready to pop.

And then

missionary usually works easier, but

we'll see.

I like to make out.

I like to make out.

I like to make out, too.

Okay, so we're...I'm sorry, Al.

What did she say?

This is all going to be in it, by the

way. 20 minutes left

on the card, guys.

What were we supposed to do?

She's riding and then...

Maybe you sit up, she rides you for a little bit,

and then you can go into your final position to pop.

Okay, got it.

We're going to go from here. Okay, ready?

One, two, action.

Let's see if we can do this

without separating. You stay right the fuck

there.

I don't like this. You don't like this?

No, I like this. I like to stay inside you.

Did it.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm greedy as fuck.

No, I like watching you like that.

Oh, fuck.

I need some rest.

Oh, no.

That's right.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

You're so accurate.

Accurate.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Easy dog.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Easy dog.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Come here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, it's right there, right there.

I know.

You're smiling at me.

Oh, my God.

It's the beauty of a straight clock.

It goes right in with our house.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Come here.

Yes.

Yes, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Nice pump shot.

Are you kidding?

This is super hot.

He's just teasing the belly button.

He wants to pull in there, but it's not gonna...

It's not gonna go.

It's not gonna go.

It tastes good.

Sean did so good.

He came on my tummy, which is really super sexy,

and has come, Sean, with nice,

and he was very caring, and he rubbed my clit a bunch,

and he's just a very good partner.

You're a good sex partner.

Where do I feel like a good puppy right now?

Look at this good boy.

Yes.

He did a good job.

I feel like we've earned a good Yelp review on this one.

I will. I'll review you very positively.

I feel like I am. It's fine.

I can be a puppy.

If I had a tail, it would be like

wagging like crazy right now.

What would you do with my hair though?

Because I feel like I don't know if it looks good.

This.

I don't know if I should put it in a bun.

Kind of dig the half up, half down.

So like the back is down?

Yeah, but just like a ponytail though.

But I always think of the Big Lebowski.

I don't know it.

Is it a movie?

Jeff Bridges, doesn't matter.