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Hey guys, I'm Sean Elf, and today, like every day, I'll be having sex with somebody out of my league.

I've worked as a production assistant on porn sets, handing out douches and scrubbing come-off love seats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in front of the camera as a porn star.

So, alright man, so we're ready to do this then. Alright, high five man. Yeah, there you go.

Give me a fist bump. Yeah, fist bump. There. Alright, cool. Can I get a woof? Woof! Alright.

Can I get an alright? Yeah, alright. Yeah! Yes, let's do this. Alright! Yeah, let's shoot some porno. Woo!

Are you Rachel Cavalli? I am. Are you Sean? I am.

We're going to be having sex today, so I've heard. I guess so.

That was like the smoothest pick-up line ever, Sean.

I'm kind of known for my pick-up lines. Right. And I'm like, I guess so.

I just go to guys' doors. Yeah, sure. I guess so.

It used to be important that we had to pretend like you were ordering a pizza or a plumber or something, but now it's just like...

Now we just order hot girls. Hot boys. It's like Postmates with hot girls. Yeah.

Do you guys know each other? Yeah, he's one of my step-sons.

How many step-sons do you think you have? Lots. Yeah.

So do you have any advice for having sex with Rachel?

Keep her happy, man. Just keep her happy. That's my stepmom.

My stepmom deserves happiness. Yeah, she does. In love.

Where would be like the prime place that you would wear that?

Like a club? The beach, maybe? I don't want to fix a club in that.

Is that a rhinestone bra? Yes, it is. Are you Evil Knievel?

I'm wearing that today for my shoot. Are you really? Yes.

I haven't got to wore it yet, but I'm going to wear it to the club for sure.

It looks like a Viking helmet or something. I feel like... Do I look like a wrestler?

It actually looks like a Viking. Or just... Like a battle helmet or something?

You just had some type of brain surgery and you're like bedazzled for you.

They're like, aw, poor guy. Let's bedazzle his headpiece.

Do you need to wear a bra? No, they just stay.

I like pretty much everything. What do you like?

I like this. Yeah? What do you not like?

You just don't stick in my butt. Okay.

And we're gay.

Nobody asked me what I like. I like Vershawn against some of that hair.

Nobody cares what you like, Al. I like that hair out of the fucking way.

That's what I like. So we can see what the fuck's going on.

There we go. There we go.

I love my hair, Al.

I love it.

I love my hair.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I love my hair.

I love it.

I'm gonna be there when I sit in time.

Mmm.

Do you like fingers in your pussy?

I like it all.

You like it all? Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

It's so fucking hot.

Mmm.

Do you like your pussy all the way around? Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh my god.

Oh shit.

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Oh my god, this feels so good.

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Use your nose.

Oh my God, oh my God.

I had a hiccup again.

Use, keep moving, yes, use, use, use.

Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh my gosh, oh yes.

I'm going to have to save those balls

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It's so fucking sexy

Oh my god, it feels good like that

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It's so fucking hard

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Oh fuck, that looks so fucking good

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You can lie back

But you can lie back too

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Oh fuck, I'm gonna be coming in

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Our skins

Our skins

No, no, that's too much work

That's too much work

How do you want me to fuck you?

What do you want?

Whatever you want

Whatever you want

Whatever you want

No purpose

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Yes

You

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You

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Shit

It's leaving me coming in, yeah

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Like this

You know you could have asked and I would have just handed it to you

But I want to look like the nice one now

So sweet

Making me comfortable

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I don't know

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I'm gonna just grab it and put it right back

Okay

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That was fun

That was fun

We did get sweaty

We did, but it was worth it

Holy

This came so much

I think you

I got squirt on you

Yeah, I didn't know if I was sweating or that was her squirt

So yeah

Everybody's got moisture on them

Guys, that scene looked hot

You guys did great

That was fun

Yeah

So why don't we all catch our breath, me included

And we'll come back and we'll talk about it

Alright, so we are rolling on

What are we rolling on?

I don't know

She's just constantly like

Gently touching

Yeah

And that is so fucking great

Also, we figured out we have the same old people hands

It means you have an old soul

That's what I was told by

We got old people hands

Sounds good

It was a great scene

What did you think?

Yeah, I thought it was good

What did you think?

I thought it was good

You know, what I've come to realize

Is that it has very little to do with me

And a lot to do

With who I'm working with

Or just the energy that day

By struggle it's not always

Right, I was going to say that's not necessarily fair

Because I think it is the combination of everything

Let's just say that