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Go ahead, suck it, suck it. Oh yeah, suck it, I do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Can you feel it?

Suck it. Look at her. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I like four hands roaming my street. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, make it pop, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Ring my bell. Suck it, baby. Let me see you suck it.

Suck it.

Go ahead.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, make it real hard, baby.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Think of where you'd like to put that big, hard brown dick. That's right.

Where are you going? You'd like to stick it right between your cheeks, wouldn't

you? Yeah,

right between your nuts. Yeah.

Yeah, keep talking.

Make it all wet.

Make it all wet. Yeah, call me. Yeah, call me. Do it nice and slow, baby, and

deep and slow, yeah.

Oh, yeah, it is getting... Oh, yeah.

It's all wet, baby.

Is it pussy wet? Yeah.

Is it pussy wet, baby? Yeah.

It's wet.

You're ready for me, aren't you? Mm -hmm. All right, come on, baby. You're

main cause. And I'm the dressing. Yeah, come on.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Are you ready for Mad Max, babe?

I'm Thunderdome.

Sir, this is our restaurant. We'll be making some money, you know what I'm

saying?

I don't know what to think.

Right over here.

I'm Tiffany Jones.

I talked to you on the phone, remember?

Yeah, that's right.

As I recall, I told you to stay the hell away from me.

I just figured that you were playing hard to get.

Listen, my magazine wants to write the story on Samantha Strong, and you're the

only one who really knew her.

I'm more than newer.

You were romantically involved with her, weren't you?

We fucked.

What happened to her?

She went off and joined the circus. How the hell should I know?

She's a porn star.

She's the best.

There is nothing, my sweet angel, I would like better than a birthday kiss.

Girls, would you?

You get lipstick on me?

You know what Bill likes looking at?

He likes looking at a woman, take her, and make her sit down.

No!

Shut up.

Why would she disappear?

This business could never hold somebody like that.

You know, the same quality that she had that made her sex on screen so hot

also made her dangerous.

Physically?

Emotionally.

You can't get involved with someone, especially someone like that. It's

stupid. Do you ever see a movie she did called E .T .V.?

Well, she did a scene in that movie that was so hot that the crew ran around all

day with their hands in their pockets.

Bye -bye.

You can't cage someone like that.

When's the first time you saw her?

Seems like yesterday.

A friend of mine, John T. Bone, he's a director.

Sleazy kind of guy, but a real nice guy. He made this movie called Peggy Sue Got

Laid, and he wanted me to take a look at it and tell him what I thought of it.

So I did. I gave him my opinion.

Anyway, I watched this movie.

This girl comes on the screen, this beautiful blonde goddess.

And I sat there watching that movie just in a

trance.

Very nice.

Very nice.

I think I'm starting to feel something hard between the other two.

I think you're right, Thelma.

Maybe we should mosey on over there. What about her, though?

Oh, why doesn't she just join us? She's just a slut.

You think she would?

I know she would.

Really? Yeah.

Come on, you'll love it.

Oh, she's watching us. I think she might go for it.

What do you think?

Yeah, I'd try it.

Okay, let's go see.

Hi.

Hi, Jeff.

How are you doing, Caroline?

Fine.

We're glad you're watching us. I thought maybe you might like to join us.

I'd love to.

This is our three last year at the party.

Looking like it.

We're good. Come on, sit over here and have a nap.

What am I going to do?

Kiss with both of you.

Want a cheeky kiss?

I'm like that.

I'm like that.

Be healthy.

Okay.

Real nice.

Thank you.

Very nice, Thelma.

That

is

such a weird mouth.

And what I'm going to do is let her suck on it for a while and get her a draft.

Do it nice and straight to each part of it now.

Okay, now it's her turn. You undress for me.

Get out of the bed, you clown.

Wow.

I'll tell you what, why don't you just sit right there, lay on back, and you go

right on top.

Oh, my God.

Oh shit.

Here they come.

Here they come. Here they come. Here they come.

I was in love with her.

I mean, I never met her, but I felt like I knew her all my life.

That's how most people felt about her. I guess that's why she became a big porn

star.

I'm not most people.

I pulled a few strings to get to work with her. You know, I finagled away and

fell in love.

We made love off screen before we ever did on.

And she moved in and things were going real good.

She was right on the brink of, like, you know, fame and glory.

And then she disappeared.

You know, I woke up one day and she was gone.

No note, no anything.

Nothing. No one's ever heard from her again.

There's a rumor going on that the corner on the street took something foul, like

disgusting.

Sleazy and she got all scared and didn't come back.

Yeah, I checked Ron Jeremy was in Las Vegas that week But after that I I

was through through with this business. I couldn't I Couldn't keep banging

bimbos with a broken heart What was Your favorite

show that she did Kidding the ones we did of course Other than

that, there was one I remember called Phone Sex Girls Part 2.

Why?

Oh, it showed off her comedic talents.

She was very funny.

In this one, she played an uptight businesswoman.

You know what I mean.

The only way to get her horny was to wax financial.

What they're on our team will make a fortune!

You mean our profit margin will increase greatly?

We'll maximize our returns?

Yes. Yes.

We'll be rolling in money.

Success. T -bills.

Interest. We'll franchise.

We'll put a party line in every city.

We'll be millionaires. Oh, don't stop.

Don't stop. No, no, no, no.

Billionaires.

gross annual income annuities so write about it in the Wall Street Journal our

profit margin will increase inversely proportionate to our decreasing overhead

Think of all that love customers calling in by the

hour of the day to handle all of this.

calling in the phone, ringing off the hook.

I have to hire more and more.

Mercedes. Oh, dear.

Limo.

Lunch at the 21 Club.

Oh, dear.

I can't stand it anymore. Chip, come up here.

Carry on.

Legal drug shipments.

Vacation from the Riviera.

Penthouse overlooking the Central Park.

Central Park itself.

I can feel the interest growing.

I

think

all the more pounds we're going to have to hire.

Oh.

New office furniture.

Oh, yes.

Padded office furniture. Oh, yes.

Here comes the question.

I don't think I'll ever fuck again.

Jesus, you're pathetic.

What?

I've never seen anybody so caught up in their past before.

Thickening.

I'm heartbroken.

You don't understand. I'm a very sensitive, complex, emotional man.

You're a wimp.

Some bitch dumps you.

Hey, don't talk about her like that.

She's Samantha. She was wonderful.

She dumped you.

She wounded your little ego.

And you went down.

Stopped life, stopped porno.

All because you're frightened?

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm upset.

You're scared shitless.

What if she left because of you?

What if you can't make it anymore?

You don't want to fuck anymore because you're afraid you can't do it.

Hey, cunt.

Ooh.

Getting a little rise out of you?

You know, you're something else, man. You know how many years I've been

Fuck on a dime. Come on a dime. I fuck anything that moves if I want to. You

don't understand.

I'm John Darke. Porno legend.

I'm a legend.

Don't give me that shit.

You're a little boy.

You haven't fucked for ten years.

You probably couldn't even get it up anyhow.

Come here.

I'm going to show you something.

Why?

Come here.

I like it. Oh, you like it, huh?

Why don't you suck it, then?

Go ahead.

And if it goes down, it's going to be your fault.

They're very good.

You're an asshole.

But you like it, don't you?

What do you like?

You just want to get fucked, I think. I think that's all you want.

Mm -hmm.

What?

I want to get fucked.

Just relax for a minute, all right?

You know those comments?

Let's see how good you are.

See if you're worth anything.

See if you're worth getting a hard -on for.

You know, there's either two things you've got to do in this world.

You know, sometimes either you've got to get a hard -on or you've got to take a

piss.

Now, I'm going to find out whether it's worth getting a hard -on or whether I

should have just taken a piss.

Because I think you're bullshit.

No, you didn't. You're not fucking fooling me.

Fucking cunt bullshit.

No, I don't.

That's the only thing I don't like.

See, if you didn't look so good, I wouldn't even bother with you because

cunt fucking shit turns me off.

See, your body looks good. Your face looks good.

You turn me on. So I fucking turn my ears off to your fucking cunt shit.

You can tell that stuff to your friends.

And you're a psychiatrist.

Don't tell it to me.

Don't tell it to me.

Ooh, let me see wherever it is.

Ooh. Yeah, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.

Let me see what you got underneath there.

Easy, slow.

Look at that.

You work in a Chinese restaurant or

something? Yeah.

Thought maybe you were Madame Wong.

No.

Oh.

Come here.

Can I come on your face?

Mm -mm. Oh, please let me do that. Mm -mm. Bring back the old days.

I love running in the weather like you and I worked skin so smooth.

I know.

It's real hard.

I'm a horny bitch.

Horny bitch.

I wasn't that crazy about her, you know.

I was trying for the sympathy, Will.

Yeah.

Try not to repress.

I'm looking at your ass right there. Just leave it right there.

Let's see your dimples.

Would you like to just straddle my cock right now?

Just stick my dick in there.

I'm kind of lazy in old age, but I love it.

Thank you.

Now you can build a hut. Come, you've been done.

Crack your ass in the asshole hole.

Tell me you want it.

It's worth it. It's worth everything.

Worth the trip.

What's it need?