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Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door.
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We've been waiting for you.
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We've been waiting for you.
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Where the kisses are heard and heard and
kissed, please come for me too.
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Come and dance on our floor.
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Come and dance on our floor. Take a step
that is new.
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Take a step that is new.
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We've a lovable space that needs your
face. Please come for me too.
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You'll see that life is a ball of...
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You're awake.
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I don't believe this. You are actually
awake.
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Jack's reunion.
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Terry, you slept through the whole thing
last night.
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His reunion?
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That was downtown at the Blackwell
Hotel.
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Yeah, it may have started downtown at
the Blackwell Hotel, but it ended up
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here at 3 o 'clock in the morning.
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Jack brought his Navy buddies here?
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No, they brought him, or I should say
they carried him.
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Oh, well, that was nice of them. Nice?
Terry, they plopped him down right in
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middle of the floor, and then they
proceeded to have their party all over
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You? You should have seen these guys.
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and their sneezing powder and their dumb
whoopee cushions.
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Sounds like I missed a great flight.
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You missed a bunch of jerk. Oh, come on,
Janet. You have to learn to be more
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tolerant. I mean, after all, boys will
be boys. Ah!
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The jerk!
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Hey, girls, could you keep the noise
down? I'm not feeling... Oh, my God, I'm
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seeing snakes.
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here? Mm -hmm. Too bad you weren't.
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Oh, look, I don't want to talk about
this right now. I need some coffee. I'm
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sorry, but the snakes drank it all.
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Oh. Bad Jack doesn't have any coffee.
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Yeah.
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Well, milk is better for me anyway.
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Hey, Jack, tell me something.
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Were you and that bunch of jerks in the
Navy together or reform school?
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Why don't you just give them a break?
You know, they're just some guys.
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trying to let off a little steam.
They're really a wonderful bunch of...
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Not yet. He found the coffee.
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That makes me feel so much better. I can
actually go and get dressed now.
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Oh, sit down. I'll make you some coffee.
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Thank you, Terry. You really are an...
What's the matter?
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I'd like to know. That really hurts.
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Will not, are you kidding? Jack, don't
be silly. If something's wrong, I can
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help.
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Jack Tripper, I'm a nurse.
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Oh, my God.
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What is it?
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I just remembered what happened last
night.
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What? They took me to a tattoo parlor.
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Oh,
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Jack, no.
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Yes, I got tattooed.
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Are you kidding me? Jack, I told you
that I'm unnerved. I don't care what you
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are. I don't want you to see it, Terry.
It's ridiculous.
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Jack, I have seen all shapes and sizes.
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I'm talking about the tattoo.
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What's so special about it?
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I promise you won't laugh.
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Okay.
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It's a heart.
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Well, that's so bad. And in the middle
of it, it says, the love butt.
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They can do that?
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I'll call one of the doctors down at the
hospital.
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Oh, Terry, bless you, bless you.
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It's just a simple surgical procedure.
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Surgical? You mean an operation?
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What'd you expect, an eraser?
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Hello, Angie? Terry Alden. Hi.
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Listen, is Dr.
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Porter there?
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Good, I'd like to speak with him,
please. Thanks. A very good plastic
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Hurt me.
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Dr. Porter, Terry Alden.
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Listen, I have a friend who would like
to have a tattoo removed, and... Well,
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it's on... Why don't I just put him on
the phone? Hold on.
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Just a second. I've got to go to work.
I'll see you later. Terry, will you
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promise me you won't mention any of this
to Janet? Okay, but she's bound to find
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out. How?
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Janet always gets to the bottom of
things.
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Cheer up, Terry, okay?
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Oh, uh, doctor, uh, yes, uh, this is
Jack Tripper, and, um...
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I do have a problem.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, I see.
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Tell me, how large is the tattoo?
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Well, that might require a skin graft.
You'd have to stay overnight.
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Well, okay.
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How soon do you think you can do it?
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Oh, no. A month?
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Now, I'll tell you what. I've had a
cancellation. If you can get over here
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away, I could schedule you for surgery
this afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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It's open, Larry.
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Well, Doctor, I certainly don't want to
wait a whole month.
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All right, well, listen. I'll come over
to the hospital this afternoon.
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Right. Thank you, Doctor. Bye.
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What's this about a hospital?
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It's nothing serious, Larry. Just a
little minor surgery.
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Hold it, pal. There's no such thing as
minor surgery.
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Once they open you up... Larry, I'm
telling you, it's not serious, okay?
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You wouldn't kid me, would you, pal?
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Honestly, it's nothing.
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Oh.
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What are they going to do?
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I really would rather not talk about it,
do you mind?
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Oh, my God, it is serious.
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Jack.
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Well, Larry, if you must know, I got a
tattoo. Oh, my God!
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A tattoo?
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Right here.
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I was out with my Navy buddies last
night, and at the time... Yeah, I don't
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think I want to hear anymore. Thank you.
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So how are they going to take it off?
Sandpaper?
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Where are you having it done?
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Wilshire Memorial.
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Really? I just gave Charlie Belton a
lift over there.
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He's having a vasectomy. Can you believe
it?
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Well, Larry, this guy's got eight kids.
Yeah, even so, it gives me the creeps
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just thinking about that.
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Oh, come on now, Larry. A vasectomy is
not the end of the world.
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Yeah. If a guy wants to play it safe, a
vasectomy is the only way to go. You
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know what I mean? Yeah, I bet you do.
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So when are you going into the hospital?
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Well, just to get myself dressed and
throw a few things into a bag.
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Don't let them cut too deep!
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Hiya, Janet.
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How about this guy, huh?
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What's going on? No, no, no, not you
two. I don't want you to worry. It's
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little minor surgery, okay?
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Minor? Yeah, in a few days I'll be back
in circulation.
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This is nothing to joke about. I don't
think you should do it. Janet, the
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arrangements are already made. Listen, I
gotta ask you, can I borrow your little
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suitcase? The zipper on mine isn't
working.
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I don't think your hand is working.
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Janet, I don't have time for this. I've
got to get to the hospital. Are you
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going to lend me your suitcase or not?
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It's in the bottom of my closet.
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But I've got a bunch of my clothes in
it. I'll empty it.
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Oh, and Janet, could you get my shaving
stuff together for me? Jack, I don't
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think you've given this enough thought.
Janet, please.
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Okay, okay.
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Mr. Furley? Jack, what's the matter with
you? What?
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Well, Larry just told me you're going
into the hospital.
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Oh, that big mouth.
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But he didn't tell me what for. Now, to
me, that sounds very serious. No, no,
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no, Mr. Furley. It's just a little minor
surgery.
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Oh, well, that's a relief. Yeah. Excuse
me, I gotta go get dressed.
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What kind of surgery?
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Tonsils? Appendix?
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Well, it's not that big a deal.
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Having your ears pierced?
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Mr. Furley, you must know I'm just
getting rid of something that I never
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have had in the first place.
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Jack,
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please, will you?
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Where are you going?
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Jack,
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I think we should sit down and talk this
over.
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Hitting down is the last thing I want to
do.
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Jack!
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I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
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Yes? We've got to stop him. What?
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We can't let him have an operation.
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You know about that?
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Yes, you've got to talk to him. I'm
trying to talk him out of it. Well, try
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harder.
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You can do it, Janet, I know you can.
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Because once you start nagging, you just
never stop.
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to you, Jan. You could drive a guy right
up the wall.
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Mr. Hurley!
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I know, because I've given in to you
lots of times just to shut you up.
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Okay.
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You made your point.
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Good. I knew I could count on you.
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Now, go get him, because the next time I
see Jack, I want to see Jack, not
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Jacqueline.
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Mr. Hurley, what are you... Well, I'm on
my way.
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Jack. Jack, I'm in a hurry. Jack, aren't
you being awfully selfish?
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What? Well, have you thought about the
way this is going to affect other
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What other people?
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You do intend to get married someday,
don't you? Sure, of course. Well, what
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you think your wife is going to say
about this?
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Nothing.
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Nothing? Because I'm never going to tell
her.
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Why is the guy in the next room moaning?
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He just saw his bill.
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Oh, come on. You're not worried about
the operation, are you?
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Yes. Oh, believe me, it's nothing. The
doctor could do it with one arm tied
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behind his back.
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Really?
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But he won't, Willie.
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Oh.
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Hello, Dr. Porter. Hi, Terry.
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You'll be all right.
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Sir Jack, how are we doing?
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Well, I'm, uh... Uh, Doctor, who are all
these people?
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Oh, they're interns.
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They're here to observe. Now, if you'll
just roll over.
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A couple of them are women.
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Oh, Jack, there are no men or women
here, only doctors.
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Oh, well, uh, could you ask the doctors
with the dresses to please leave?
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Jack, please, come on. There's no need
to be embarrassed. This is just routine
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to us.
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Oh, my God.
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All right.
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Now, as you can see, the patient has a
heart -shaped tattoo on the lower
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maximus with an inscription.
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Yeah, the love button.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I can assure you this is nothing
to joke about. The man has a very
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serious...
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I'm
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sorry.
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I've just never seen the love butt this
far south before.
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No.
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It won't happen again, son.
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Now...
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Dr. Fairmont, how would you proceed in
this case?
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Well, I would make an incision from here
to here, then down to here, then up
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through here.
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Dr.
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Phillips, report to Oz. Excuse me,
please.
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I'm looking for Jack Tripper.
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He's in room 309, but the doctor's with
him now.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'll just wait. Thank you. Thanks.
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Oh,
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excuse me. Can I leave my baby with you
while I visit my husband?
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's against the rules.
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But they said I wasn't allowed to take
him in with me.
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I'm sorry.
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Nurse White to two women. Um, excuse me.
What?
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Which... Watch my baby for me. What?
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Please, it'll only be five minutes.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry. I really... Yes, I'd
be very happy to.
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Thank you. Sure.
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You won't have any trouble with Timmy.
He's a very good baby.
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Oh, I can see that. Thank you. Sure.
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Timmy, you may not know it, but you are
going to get through Jack's thick skull.
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I didn't even know you were engaged.
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Come on, I'm just watching him for
somebody. Oh, hi.
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Isn't he precious?
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Yeah, well, if you can't find a cabbage
patch, doll, this is a pretty good show.
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His name is Timmy. Hey, Timmy. Would you
like to hold him? No, no, no, I don't
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think so. Oh, come on, Jack, I know
you'll be great at that. Uh, well,
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There you go.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, Jack, you look so sweet.
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He's got a little button. He's pretty
cute, isn't he? I knew... you'd like
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Boogity, boogity.
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309. Thank you.
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Mr. Curley, here to see Jack?
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No, I'm here to stop his operation.
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Believe me, Terry, he wouldn't be one
bit happier as a woman.
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What are you talking about?
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Jack, you shouldn't fool around with
Mother Nature even if she did screw up
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first time.
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Mr. Curley.
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Believe me. Look, I may not be a doctor,
But I do know plumbing.
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And once you start fooling around with
those pipes... Oh, Mr.
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Foley, that's not why Jack's here.
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Is it? No!
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Then why is he here?
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Well, I can tell you, Jack doesn't want
anyone to know. But he made a mistake,
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and he's very ashamed about it, and he's
come here to have it taken care of.
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Yeah, but... I'm sorry, Mr. Foley. I
have to go back to work. I'll see you
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later.
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Why won't anybody tell me what he's here
for?
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Oh, my God!
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What's going on here?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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Will you please leave? I have to attend
to this patient.
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Mother's Day will never be the same!
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Prepare him for surgery.
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Oh, no, you don't. He's changed his
mind. Right, Jack?
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No, I haven't.
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What? Didn't little Timmy do anything to
you?
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Well, he wet on me a little bit, but
that'll do.
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Honestly, Jack, honestly.
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You're going to have to forgive Janet.
You know, hospitals make some people
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nervous.
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What is that?
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That's just a little something to help
you relax.
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Well, it isn't working.
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have a care in the world. Will it hurt?
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Oh, now, Mr. Tripper, I've been giving
these shots for over 20 years.
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And it hurts every time.
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In just a few minutes, you're going to
feel a lot
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better. Oh, sure. First you make me
think it's not going to hurt, and now
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tell me it's going to make me feel...
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Thank you. You are so beautiful.
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Why do they always have to get a shot
before they say that?
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you two little janitors. Oh, Jack, you
may think that what you're doing is the
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right thing now, but as time goes by...
You must remember this.
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A kiss is still a kiss.
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Tattoo?
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Okay.
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What?
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Jack, please.
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You are all dressed now.
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Oh, gosh.
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Okay. Where are we going?
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We are going home.
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Going home.
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Is he there yet?
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No, Jack, please.
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What are you doing?
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Terry, I'm so glad to see you. You've
got to help me get Jack out of here. But
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he's going into surgery.
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No, he isn't.
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butts in dry dock.
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Only kidding, pal.
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Sorry,
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I thought it was the other cheek.
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You're so very funny.
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What's the matter, Jack? Can't you take
a joke?
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That coffee smells good.
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Would you like a cup?
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I would love one.
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Terry, why don't you get Larry some
coffee in that special Navy mug that my
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friends left here the other night?
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Glad to, Jack.
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Great.
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Excuse me, Lauren. Thank you, Terry.
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Can't stay long, pal. I just came by to
cheer you up.
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Well, you're doing a great job so far.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
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Jack, do you remember that girl,
Charlene, that you've been wanting me to
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you up with? Yeah. Yeah.
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She's been getting very, very lonely.
She has?
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Yes, she has.
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So, I'm taking her out tonight.
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Touch me and make that sound. Would you
leave him alone, Larry? He just had an
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operation.
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What did they do, remove his sense of
humor?
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I mean, if you can't take a joke.
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