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Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door. We've been waiting
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you. We've been waiting for you.
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Where the kisses are heard and heard and
here's three company two.
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Come and dance on our floor.
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Come and dance on our floor. Take a step
that is new.
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Take a step that is new.
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We've a love of old space that needs
your face. Three company two.
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You'll see that life is a ball again
after it's gone for you.
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Down at our rendezvous. Down at our
rendezvous.
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Three company two.
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I never cooked a chicken before.
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You never cooked anything before.
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Popcorn.
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Okay. I think the stuffing's ready.
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There's the chicken. Here, you stuff it.
I'll make the salad.
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Okay.
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The other end, Janet.
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the earth i mean you're a nurse oh come
on you can do it but terry i okay
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oh wait i didn't pour oregano in gosh
how much should i use a pinch is all you
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need and a pinch is what you're gonna
get get out of here we
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promised you a home -cooked meal and we
can't be cooking it while you're
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standing here bothering it hey hey i'm
not gonna bother you not after seeing
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what you're doing to that poor chicken
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Your date with Francesca. How did it go?
Larry, I spent the whole night fighting
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off the sexiest girl in the world.
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You didn't.
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You're right. I surrendered.
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You are a very lucky man.
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Tell me, tell me. Are you going to see
her again? Well, as a matter of fact,
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did want to get together tonight.
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Yeah? But I promised to have dinner with
the girls. But you... Hold it.
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Let me get this straight.
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You had a fantastic time with Francesca.
She's begging to see you again, and
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you're having dinner with the girls?
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That's right.
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Jack, we've been friends for years. If
you want to keep a secret from me,
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okay. If you want to lie to me, that's
okay, too. But don't insult my
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intelligence.
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He expects me to believe he's having
dinner with a girl. Would you give me
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Get out of here, Larry.
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Hello?
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Oh, uh, hi, Mr. Angelino. No, no, no.
That, uh, that was crazy Larry. He likes
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to play with phones.
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He told me there's going to be a meat
cutter strike at midnight. You know what
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that means? Uh -huh. There's going to be
a lot of happy cows tonight.
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No, no, no, no.
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That means that if I don't want to run
out of meat, I've got to go down to the
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market and pick up a side of beef.
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Now? What about our dinner, Jack? No
problem. Just put it on a low flame.
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be back in an hour. Jack, wait a minute.
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What? Are you going to get all that beef
in your refrigerator?
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No. Mr. Angelino said I could hang it in
his freezer while his restaurant is
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closed for vacation.
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I've got to call a cab.
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in a cab?
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Yeah. And he makes us take the bus.
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Uh, this might sound like a silly
question, but, uh, how large is your
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No, no, no, no. I don't have any
luggage. Just a side of beef.
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That's right. And I... Hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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Oh, that's great.
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Just great.
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Hi, Jack.
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I was just calling to remember...
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No, I was going to ask you to drive
downtown to help me pick up something.
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Jack, you should know by now that you
and I do not pick up the same thing.
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Mr. Furley... Forget it, Jack.
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I'm going down to the Beagle. Good.
Maybe you'll run into that rich widow.
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Rich widow?
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Yeah, you know that cute blonde who
moved in across the street?
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I never noticed.
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Well, she sure as heck noticed you. She
keeps asking me all these questions
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about that sexy Mr.
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Furley. What kind of questions? I'll
tell you all about it on our way
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It smells like a slaughterhouse.
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Do you know the back seat of my car has
never been used before?
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I can believe that.
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Now, can you swing around so I can
unlock the freezer?
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No, Mr. Curley, the other way.
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Mr. Curley, would you go back the other
way?
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All right, stop, stop. Don't move, don't
move.
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You're just lucky I didn't get a traffic
ticket. Hey, I didn't tell you to run
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the red light.
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What else could I do with a pack of dogs
chasing us?
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Let's just get them in the freezer so we
can get out of here. Come on.
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Easy, easy.
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Okay, okay, now put your end down.
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All right, okay, here's the hook.
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On the count of three. Ready? One, two,
three.
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All right, to me, Mr. Purley.
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Come on.
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Easy, easy, easy. Wait, wait, wait. Here
we...
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This place is cold enough to hang meat.
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Okay, hand over your money.
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What? This is a hold up.
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Hold up.
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Knock it off. Give me your wallet.
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Okay, all right. Just don't get nervous,
okay?
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Now you.
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I don't have a wallet.
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I carry my money in my sock.
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Except this watch.
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Now turn around and get in there. In the
freezer? Move!
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He's leaving.
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What? Oh, boy, that's a relief.
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For a minute I thought he was going to
make us go with him.
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He locked us in. Yeah, he locked us in.
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if they were, they couldn't hear you.
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The door is made of solid steel. Sound
can't get through. What? Yeah, this
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freezer is sealed airtight.
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Oh.
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You know why?
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Because Janet and Terry know where I
went, all right? And when I don't show
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for dinner, they'll come looking for me,
okay?
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Right, right. All right, so the
important thing to do is just stay warm
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they get here, okay? Warm, warm, warm.
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Yeah, all right.
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Warm thoughts.
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Warm thoughts.
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What? It's a matter of mind over matter.
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See, I want to think real warm thoughts.
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Oh, good thinking.
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I'm sitting in the middle of Miami
Beach.
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His tongue is beating down on me. Way to
go, R .F.
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Boy, I'm starting to sweat now.
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Yeah, it's real hot there, huh?
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Yeah, it would be if it wasn't for that
damn wind blowing.
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Who's keeping him? I don't know, but I'm
worried.
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Well, would you feel any better if we
went out and looked for him? Yeah, I
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would, but I don't even know where we
should start looking.
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Well, let me see his laptop with
Angelino. Okay, let's go down there.
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what about the... Come on, we'll just go
down and check it out. Okay.
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All right.
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Come on. Keep moving, Mr. Furley.
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I'm too cold to exercise. No, come on.
That's the way to create body heat and
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stay warm.
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Look at me.
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I'm working up a sweat. I'm actually
getting hot.
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Want me to hold your jacket for you?
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Look at these, Mr. Curley. What about
them?
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You know, if we had some matches, we
could build a fire.
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Matches? I've got some matches
somewhere.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Right here.
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Great. It's part of my job.
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How do you think I'd check for gas
leaks?
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Darn, I've only got one match left.
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One is all we need. I'm going to show
you a little trick I learned in the Boy
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Scout. Now we're cooking.
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You ready for the mash?
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Not quite yet.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey, there's a light in the kitchen.
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It's Janet and Terry. We're saved.
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We're saved.
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Terry, look at this. Jack's Bistro, one
-sided beef, $468.
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This is Jack's receipt.
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Well, at least we know that he made it
here.
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We must have just missed him. Oh, he's
probably at home right now wondering
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where we are.
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Good old Janet and Terry. I told you
they'd figure out where we were. I knew
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could count on them.
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I can't believe they just left us. We
were so close to being saved.
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Come on, Jack.
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We made it this far.
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Surely we can hold out until they open
up in the morning.
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Mr. Furley, there's something I've been
meaning to tell you.
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What's that?
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This restaurant is closed for vacation.
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It's not going to be open for another
week.
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A week?
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Jack, you must be wrong. What?
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Do you know what we're going to look
like in a week?
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Jack? Jack, are you home?
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Jack?
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Jack?
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He's not here.
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Then where is he?
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Let me see. If he's not at Angelino's
and he's not here...
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Harry. I'm really kind of worried.
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Hi,
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girls. Oh, Mary, hi. Have you seen Jack?
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No, not since earlier tonight.
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Oh, that's what I was afraid of. The
last thing he told us was that he was
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downtown to pick up a side of beef.
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That's no way to talk about Jack's date.
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Larry,
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we are talking about a cow.
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It doesn't matter what she looked like.
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he couldn't stay away.
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Stay away from what?
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Francesca. Who is Francesca? A date,
Terry. What do you think?
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I never said that.
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Is that Jack?
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How could he do this to us? Look, let's
just forget about him. Let's just have
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our dinner and go to bed.
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Sounds good to me.
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Larry,
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you promised to behave. You can have
dinner with us. Yeah, if you behave.
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Hey, thanks very much. What are we
having? Roast stuffed chicken.
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Wow. That sounds great.
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You know, this is a real treat.
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A poor bachelor like me doesn't get a
home -cooked meal too often. Why don't
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get married?
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I've never been that hungry.
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I hope you like your chicken well done.
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What did you use, a flamethrower?
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I just remembered. I promised to meet a
hamburger down at the Regal Beagle.
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Well, that's all the more for us. Yeah!
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Well, Terry, why don't you dig in?
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Are you crazy?
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Well, if this isn't just great.
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Here we are sitting here starving while
Jack's out.
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Hi, Jack.
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I guess I left you there for a minute.
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Are we still alive?
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Yes. Oh, good.
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But if you go to sleep now, you'll never
wake up.
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Stay awake, Mr. Pearly. Keep alert,
okay?
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I'm alert.
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I'm alert.
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Good, good.
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Jack, what's that burning in the
fireplace?
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What?
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Right there next to the stove.
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Mr. Brown, come on. Snap out of it. Come
on.
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You're starting to hallucinate. I am?
Oh, then the end must be near.
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Don't talk like that. Somebody's bound
to come along.
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We'll be frozen solid by the time that
happens. You mustn't give up hope.
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But there's nothing we can do, Jack.
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Yes, there is.
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We can huddle together.
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together. To keep warm, it's either that
or freeze to death.
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Did Jack come home yet? No, not yet. Oh,
then we're in big trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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I just left the Beagle. I wasn't
planning on staying that late, but
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Gretchen walked in. I thought she didn't
want to see me again, but she was all
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over me. I want to tell you, that
chick... Did you get to the point? Okay,
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I saw Francesca there.
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So? So!
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She hasn't seen Jack all day.
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Oh, no!
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I knew there was something wrong, Larry.
I just knew it. Okay, okay, girls,
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let's not overreact.
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Probably fine. It's a big city. He could
be almost anyplace.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Have you checked the morgue?
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Make sure he's not there.
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Oh, let me honestly... Yes?
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I'm sorry to bother you folks this time
of night.
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What is it?
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We would like you to identify a Jack
Tripper.
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Identify?
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Jack's dead.
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Oh, my God.
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Jack's dead. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute. Who said anything
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about dead?
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Bring him in.
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Oh, he's alive!
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He's not Jack.
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Who is he?
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Well, we found him prowling around the
building, but he didn't look anything
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like his driver's license.
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That's Jack's wallet.
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All right, where'd you get it? I know my
rights. I'm not talking.
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You gotta think positive.
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You're right.
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Think positive.
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You got a pencil?
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What for?
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To make out my will.
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I'm
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leaving
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everything to you.
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Is there something wrong with that?
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No, I'm just touched.
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Well, you know, Jack, I never did tell
you this, but... Well,
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you're all right.
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Well, not all right.
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But you're all right.
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Thanks, R .F.
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Did I ever tell you I... Almost got
married once.
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Oh. Yeah, back in WWII.
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I nearly wound up with a German girl.
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Her name was Helga.
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You served overseas?
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No, I served at her father's
delicatessen in Queens.
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I was 4F.
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4FRF?
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Well,
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what happened with you and Helga?
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Oh, nothing.
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She ran off with a salami salesman.
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Maybe I should have married, though.
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Kind of sorry I never had children.
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Really? Yeah.
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You know, if I had a son, Jack, I'd want
him to turn out just like you.
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You mean that?
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Sure, why not?
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Mr. Furley.
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There's something that I should tell
you. What's that?
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You know, all these years I've always
said that I was...
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm not.
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You're not?
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You mean you like girls?
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I had to fool you. It's all right, Jack.
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It's all right.
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Are we still friends?
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Friends?
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To the end.
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You know my one big regret in life?
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What's that?
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I never got to see Alaska.
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that jack got delirious in there if i
hadn't calmed him down he would have
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cracked up completely
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oh
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it is so good to be home just point me
toward the kitchen the kitchen yeah all
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the way home i kept thinking about that
wonderful chicken you were cooking for
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dinner
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It's too late for you to eat. You
kidding me? I'm starving.
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Jack, you can't eat on an empty stomach.
Christ.
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Yeah, and, oh, Jack, we want to hear all
about Frances. Oh, yeah, tell us all
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about her.
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Well, there's nothing to tell. She's
gorgeous.
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Oh, really?
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She's gorgeous. Oh, Jack, and you gave
up seeing her to spend an evening with
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us? Why not? You two were worth it.
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Oh.
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Sure. I mean, she's so pretty, she can
get all the dates she wants, while you
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poor girls...
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You know what I mean.
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Poor girl. Yeah, you know, Terry, on
second thought, I don't think it's too
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for Jack to eat.
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Right.
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What is that?
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Eat!
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