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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,360 Kitty-kitty, Kitty-kitty! 2 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,400 Huh? 3 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,640 Was I snoring? 4 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,360 No idea, maybe not. 5 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,040 Good. 6 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,400 I dreamt we worked in a team. 7 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,520 No way. 8 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,120 We went snake hunting, had to push them into pipes and so police can't stop us. 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,960 Matas and Jacob were there, and then you and me, 10 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,320 and for some reason, Mantas Stonkus too. 11 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,640 Stonkus is everywhere now. 12 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,600 Everyone was working, except me because my teeth were falling... 13 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,360 They say that if you dream of falling teeth, you'll die soon. 14 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,440 Oh, common, who says so? 15 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,560 Man, you smell like you're dead already! 16 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,720 It was you who fed me all that garlic yesterday! 17 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,800 You told me you were coming down with flu. 18 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,080 All men end up sick if neglected love. 19 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Simukas! 20 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,600 Towel! 21 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Thanks. 22 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,400 This hook should actually go here. 23 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,360 Do you want to fix it now? 24 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,440 When then? 25 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,040 Maybe shave first... 26 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,400 You're not my mum, don't tell me what to do! 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,040 Yeah? How many eggs are you having? 28 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,840 Today guys from sanitary epidemic are coming to work. 29 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,920 Why? 30 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,320 They said they need to check us for worms... 31 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,400 How? 32 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,360 Just like in childhood, they would make us stand against the wall 33 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,000 with pants down, and the scotch tape attached to the butt hole... 34 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,560 Today we're going to Kristina's. Remember? 35 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,400 Where? 36 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,840 Housewarming. They bought a flat. I told you on Monday. 37 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,880 Maybe you told somebody else? 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,960 No, you. 39 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Did I say I was coming? 40 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,080 Hello good morning! 41 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,640 Shhhh! Who can bear so much energy in the morning? 42 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,520 Dainius goes clubbing every Thursday, 43 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,120 pretends to be a foreigner, and brings a new chick home. 44 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,760 Yeah, you told me. 45 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,080 Are you jealous or what? 46 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 What? 47 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,400 No, not jealous. 48 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,560 You envy your boss have sex randomly 49 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,640 Yes, you do! 50 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,280 No... 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,160 There's nothing wrong with that since you're a healthy man. 52 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 What do you mean? 53 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,000 I think it's normal to want new chicks. 54 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Are you serious? 55 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,360 I am. 56 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,600 Especially after you've been living with the same one for 6 years. 57 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,800 Do you also feel like trying new men? 58 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,480 Hello? 59 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,600 Hi 60 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,160 Stop it, Irina, nobody's burgled you! 61 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,720 You've been partying yesterday, I can tell from your voice. 62 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,720 You cried? 63 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,800 Perhaps you did, if you broke your phone again. 64 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,080 Common, get dressed, and come to work! 65 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,320 OK, bye! 66 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,040 Let's talk about those trials... 67 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,279 What's there to talk about? Marriage has both pros and cons. 68 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,960 You're right. 69 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,800 Mrs Boss! 70 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Morning! 71 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,920 -Did Irina call? -Yes, she did. 72 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,280 What now? 73 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,440 Her house got burgled. 74 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,880 Wow. Something new. 75 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,320 What happened? 76 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,120 Did you get to meet Irina? 77 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,880 Is she the one talking to herself? Yeah, that one. 78 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,680 I heard her arguing with herself once. 79 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,440 Every Thursday she goes out partying, and then the next morning calls in sick. 80 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,520 Once she said there was no water, then the leg got broken, what else? 81 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,640 She buried three or four grandmas... 82 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,120 Why does she still work here? 83 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,080 When she works, she works well. 84 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,720 She's well received by the clients. 85 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,880 Perhaps men? 86 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,280 How bizarre... 87 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Speak of the devil! 88 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,880 Alright, alright, mind your own businesses! 89 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,680 Late again, huh? 90 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,800 Sorry, traffic. 91 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,280 Wake up earlier! 92 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Where did I finish? 93 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,440 You said 'on the back'! 94 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,120 Did I show you her photo? 95 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,200 Yes, you did... 96 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Look, who I brought back from 'Salento' yesterday! 97 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,080 What? Wife, sister? 98 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Giedre's workmate, she's got a boyfriend, a Bushido fighter. 99 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,920 I'm not interested! 100 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:54,640 So yeah, I take her home, put the music on, take off her tiger print thong... 101 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,360 Don't tell me more, OK? I'm meeting her tonight, 102 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,040 I won't be able to look her in the eyes. 103 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,800 Listen, I pull down the thong, and above the papaya - 104 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,400 there's a tattoo of a butterfly! 105 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,120 Done by herself? 106 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,760 Are you dumb? How would she do it by herself? Who does it by themselves? 107 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,040 Hello, guys! 108 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,640 Hey, Jacob! 109 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,960 Did you get some rest? 110 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,320 Fuck no... All day with the kids... 111 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,440 Where did you go? 112 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,520 To Trakai. 113 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,880 We took a boat, start rowing. 114 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,640 A swan comes close, kids give it kibin crumbs, it takes them. 115 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,800 Meat too? 116 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,640 Sure, a swan is like a rat, eats everything. 117 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,480 And then Noah suddenly grabs her by the neck, the stupid swan gets panicky, 118 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,240 but the boy does not let go, tries to pull it inside the boat. 119 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 Seriously? 120 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,280 The wife is shouting, the little one's crying. 121 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,240 I'm saying - son, you shouldn't do that! 122 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,640 So then I grabbed on his arm, and that stupid bird bites my hand! 123 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,520 Total chaos! 124 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,880 But you know, the small one has a damn strong grip! 125 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,160 He'll be able to strangle his wife when he's married. 126 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,720 It's time you have kids too! 127 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,720 Just not together. Don't try it. 128 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,240 First we have the mortgage to pay off. 129 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,760 If you wait until the mortgage is paid off, 130 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,400 your dick will no longer be functional! 131 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,920 Shouldn't you be working? 132 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,000 Oops, c'mon guys! 133 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,200 Are you seriously planning to get sick? 134 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,520 My nose's been itchy all day! 135 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,080 Try some nose picking! 136 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,720 Only bastards would pick their boogers in a stranger's car. 137 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,080 Last night Dainius slept with Irina. 138 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,960 What? How do you know? 139 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,840 He showed me the pictures and told everything. 140 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,320 Does she have a tattoo above her thing? 141 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,160 Yes, she does, and she's so proud of it. 142 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,320 So, there you go. 143 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,960 But today she'll be with her Ramunelis.. 144 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,000 Have you seen this Ramunelis? 145 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,880 He'll kill both of them once he finds out. 146 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,760 Then you'll get killed, and me, and everyone in the vicinity. 147 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,240 So, let's keep it quiet. Yeah sure. 148 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,480 ..and then I find out I've won a hamster. And he lived for 4 years! 149 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,600 Tomorrow we're going where I choose! 150 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,240 To the shooting range! 151 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,360 OK, I'm off to speak with the girls! 152 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,760 Wait! 153 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Hey! 154 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,200 Hi. 155 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Why are you crying? 156 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,640 I'm not crying. My nose is super itchy. 157 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,000 Look, you're married to Gintare, right? 158 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,320 To Giedre. 159 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,520 The small one? 160 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,159 Her name's Giedre. 161 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,559 Are you married to her or not, for fuck's sake? 162 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,880 Fuck, I am. 163 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,640 How did you propose? 164 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,200 I... Why do you need this? 165 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,680 Me and Irina have been going out for a year now, 166 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,680 and so it's time to either marry or split up. 167 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,440 I don't know... we dated for 4 years before we got married. 168 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,920 Are you retarded?! 169 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 Yes. 170 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,200 How should I propose to get good pics for Instagram? 171 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,960 You're a bit into art, aren't you? 172 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,000 Am I into art? 173 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,520 I'm a mechanic. 174 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,240 I think you're more into art than me. 175 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,520 What do you mean? 176 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,320 You're a Bushido fighter. 177 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,480 So...Bushido is a martial art. 178 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,760 You're a fighting artist. 179 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 What the fuck?! 180 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,080 Forget about it... 181 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,240 I want to propose, for fuck's sake! 182 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,640 I don't know, maybe take a trip somewhere together. 183 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,160 OK and what am I supposed to do? Get down on my knees, right? 184 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,800 On one knee. 185 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,360 Right, two knees in church. 186 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,280 What do you say once you're there? 187 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,000 What you feel. 188 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,960 Where should I feel it? 189 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,480 I don't know where you feel it... 190 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,320 ...in your heart perhaps... 191 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:01,120 You're damn good man, digging deep! Artist indeed! 192 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,840 Bro, where's a bathroom here? 193 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,800 Second floor. Cool. 194 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,440 Cool. 195 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,280 .. I don't know where to put it. 196 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,040 Hamsters are out of fashion. 197 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,400 Rytis, Kriste's brother. 198 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,680 Hello, Ugne. 199 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 Enjoying the party? 200 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,680 Yeah, you? 201 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,000 Super much. Super. 202 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,680 Look... Would you like to take this party somewhere else? 203 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,120 Where else? 204 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,240 My place. 205 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,080 How old are you, Rytis? 206 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,600 Twenty five. 207 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,600 And...how long is your 'friend? 208 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,360 What friend? 209 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,400 I've come here by myself. 210 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,000 Your Penislav. Who? 211 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,400 If you're inviting me for a shag, I need to know... 212 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,080 ...if it's worthwhile to leave this party or not. 213 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,280 I don't know, I've never measured it. 214 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,800 You're lying. All of you guys have measured them. 215 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,680 Let's make it clear now rather than in your place. 216 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,240 Bitch... 217 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 Wait! 218 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360 You see that girl? 219 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,880 in a salmon dress? 220 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,320 She's more or less your age, has no boyfriend, 221 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,800 and since you're so straightforward, you should just go for it! 222 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,840 OK. 223 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200 Thanks! 224 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,720 Hello! 225 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,960 I'm Ugne. 226 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,120 Kriste's neighbour. 227 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,520 Hello! 228 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,720 I'm Simas. 229 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,280 Kriste's colleague and Giedre's husband. 230 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 No, wait, 231 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,960 yes, that's right. 232 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,120 How's the party? 233 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,760 I mean, I'm married. 234 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,680 I understand. 235 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800 Hi! 236 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,280 This is Ugne, Kriste's neighbour. 237 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,280 Giedre. We work together. 238 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,240 We were talking about you. 239 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640 What exactly? 240 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,320 I told you were my wife, and that's all. 241 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,560 I said I thought you were a nice couple. 242 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,280 Thanks. 243 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,000 Are you here with someone? 244 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,760 No, surely not. I have a cat, if it counts. 245 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,320 No, it doesn't. 246 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960 So, you have a cat. 247 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,600 Grey and soft. 248 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,720 We've been actually considering getting a cat. Hard to choose one. 249 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,240 Really? Would you like to try it? Let's go to my place. 250 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520 You can pet it. 251 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,800 Are we still talking about a cat? 252 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,440 Sure. 253 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,520 Let's go? 254 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,720 You live nearby? 255 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,600 Yeah. Behind the wall. I'm the neighbour. 256 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,680 I'm not sure about this... 257 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,480 This is what lofts are built like. 258 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,280 You should take a pencil, sharpen it a bit, and blow the graphite inside. 259 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,440 Where should I blow it? 260 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,920 Inside the hole. Keyhole. 261 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,280 Ah, OK, I'll sharpen and blow it in tomorrow, but for now, would you mind..? 262 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560 Mhm.. 263 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,680 Sure it's your flat? 264 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,600 Or are we helping you to rob someone? 265 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,000 We'll split it three ways. 266 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,280 The key's too short. Have you got a longer one? 267 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,200 You guys so funny! 268 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800 After you! 269 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,760 Take a seat anywhere you like. 270 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,240 Cepi, Cepi! 271 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960 What's his name? 272 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480 Cepis. Cepelinas. 273 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,520 Why Cepelinas? 274 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,880 Because he's fat and grey. 275 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,040 He's probably sleeping upstairs. 276 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,360 What's happening? 277 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 No idea. 278 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,360 Don't wake him up if he's asleep. 279 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,720 Yeah, let him sleep. 280 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,920 He sleeps 18 hours a day. 281 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,360 Oh... 282 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,800 The cat has got his life in order. 283 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,920 -What's this? -Treat. 284 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 Thank you very much. 285 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,800 So, where do you gorgeous come from? 286 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,120 From Lazdyneliai. 287 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,600 That's a nice way of calling Lazdynai? 288 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,160 No, no, there's a separate district, behind the hospital, 289 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,240 and it's designed to contain streets with flower names. 290 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,960 Our street is called... 291 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,480 'Forget-me-not'. 292 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 'Me-not' yes. 293 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,840 How long have you been together? 294 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960 6 years. 295 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,120 2 years of marriage. 296 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200 2 years of marriage. 297 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320 Superb! 298 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,320 You two are a good match. 299 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,000 Would you like to play 'spin the bottle'? 300 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,480 Did you play it when you were young? 301 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600 When I was in grade 5... 302 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,480 All you need is to spin it. 303 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,840 Yeah, just to spin it. 304 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600 Let's play it. 305 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,680 OK. 306 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,200 You start. 307 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,720 It wasn't me you span. 308 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800 Wow! 309 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,320 How modest! 310 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,680 Composer 311 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,080 Costume designer 312 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,480 Production designer 313 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,240 Director of photography 314 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,520 Producers 315 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,840 Writer and director 316 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,000 Director's wife and best friend 317 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,800 Lithuanian Swingers 318 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,839 Do you even have a cat? 319 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Yeah. 320 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,680 He's gotta be somewhere. 321 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,319 Here's the fatty! 322 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,520 So fat and cute. 323 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,359 Castrated. 324 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,360 Ouch... No more nuts for the kitty... 325 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,200 He's less nuts though. 326 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,360 Do you see what happens when you get nuts? 327 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,440 Has he been here all this time? 328 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960 Perhaps. 329 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,960 I don't really think he realized what was happening here, anyway. 330 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,080 We didn't realize it either. 331 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920 We should get going. 332 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760 So, thank you... 333 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,280 We'll call a taxi ourselves. 334 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,440 Was this your first time? 335 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960 Yep. 336 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,160 Oh, I took your virginity! 337 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,360 Next time you're in the area, let me know! 338 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,680 OK, let's go! 339 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,560 Did you feel how soft her skin was? 340 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760 Yep. 341 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,000 Do you think she invited us to do it one more time, or what? 342 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600 I don't know. 343 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,880 What's wrong? 344 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,720 Didn't you like it? 345 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,240 What about you? 346 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,760 Well yes, I loved it, it was wonderful, I won't lie. 347 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,200 Good, at least one of us did. 348 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,920 So, was it like we raped you, or what? 349 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,000 Let's talk about it tomorrow. 350 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,680 OK, tomorrow. 351 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,920 Advice, maybe? 352 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,520 I have none. 353 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,720 I've got some. 354 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,840 Buy her flowers tomorrow morning. 355 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,000 Maybe they won't solve all the problems, 356 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,000 but surely it won't make matters worse. 357 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,600 She's not exactly into flowers. 358 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,880 The one thing I learned during the 3 marriages 359 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,120 is that every single woman is into flowers. 360 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,880 Just try it. 361 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,120 OK, thanks, good night! 362 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560 Good night. 363 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,400 They only had black and white, so I took the white one. 364 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,600 The black one is more for funerals. 365 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,400 Shall we go to the forest? 366 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,800 So... we need to talk. 367 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,320 Perhaps. 368 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 About yesterday. 369 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,680 What do you want to say? 370 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,840 Everything. I don't know. 371 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,840 It's a new thing after all. 372 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah. 373 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,040 Did you like it? 374 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,480 Not as much as you did, I guess. 375 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360 To be honest, it was fantastic. 376 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,440 -Really. -Glad to hear it. 377 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,720 Shall we do it again some time? 378 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,040 I don't think this was fair. You got to try it with two women 379 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:21,120 and maybe next time I'd like to try it with two men. 380 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,880 Are you saying... 381 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,120 me and some other guy? 382 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,240 Of course, not without you. 383 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,440 Hmmm, I don't know... It might not work... 384 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,560 No worries. 385 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,400 So, threesome with two girls only after a threesome with two guys? 386 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,640 I think it's fair this way. Don't you? 387 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,320 But, you ladies are better looking anyway... 388 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,400 even you find each other attractive. 389 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,560 I've read somewhere that there's a growing number of bisexual women. 390 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,520 And plus, there are more women out there... 391 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200 What should we do, when all of you go to Norway? 392 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,880 But you told me you once kissed a guy too? 393 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,320 When? 394 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120 When you were a teenager, with Marius. 395 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,120 No, it doesn't count. 396 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,840 That was a domestic party. 397 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,680 We only did that because two girls promised to do the same after. 398 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,280 So there. 399 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,960 No, I am super heterosexual - I only kiss a guy 400 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,920 to see two girls kissing afterwards. 401 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,120 We've sacrificed our friendship; we haven't met ever since. 402 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,200 But it was worth it. 403 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,120 Oh yeah, crazy stuff happened. 404 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,600 When you want to repeat it, you know the conditions. 405 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,400 Let's go back. 406 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,800 I can't see the car. 407 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,120 ..and after all that we lay all tired and peaceful. 408 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:08,480 That fat cat is just sitting there all fucking scared. 409 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,200 We always kick all the animals out of the room. 410 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,640 Freaky ha? You never know what the animal's thinking. 411 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,480 Do you remember when we had to climb a rope in school? 412 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,680 Yeah? 413 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,120 We then went back to repeat it during breaks. Voluntarily. 414 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 So? 415 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,800 I'm saying the times are changing - 416 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,720 before we would be satisfied by one rope, 417 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,920 and now one woman isn't enough. 418 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,880 How's it going? How was the weekend? 419 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,440 Go ahead, Simas, tell him. 420 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,600 Maybe not... 421 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,560 I came back with quite a chiquita 422 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,080 a dancer for 'Lietuvos Rytas'. 423 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,480 What does a newspaper need a dancer for? 424 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,600 A Basketball team! 425 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:52,360 So, basically I had her do a split, and a bridge, and all kinds of gymnastics! 426 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,280 Listen to this - Simas did two chicks in one night! 427 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,400 What? 428 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,080 Sorry dude, don't get pissed, he had to. 429 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280 Seriously? 430 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,040 He and his wife banged another chick! 431 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,280 -How do you call it? -Threesome - in English. 432 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,880 Here's a man who had a threesome over the weekend! 433 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,360 What do you say to that? 434 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920 Are you serious? 435 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,280 Yeah, threesome. 436 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,480 Hi! 437 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,760 Yes, bring it here. 438 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 OK, I'm coming. 439 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,760 He's like this used bandage, which floats in the pool. 440 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,600 So, what's next? 441 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Are you doing it again? 442 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,640 I'd like to, but... 443 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,960 I can have it with two chicks only when Giedre does it with two men! 444 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560 No, no no no. Forget about it! 445 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,280 Me and Matukas can do it for you, if you are uncomfortable. 446 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,160 Forget this idea. 447 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,920 You should find swingers to swap partners. 448 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Yep. 449 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520 My parents are swingers, 450 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,000 but none of them knows that. 451 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,480 What do you mean by swingers? 452 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,360 When you swap your wives for sex. 453 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,320 They get together, they swap, plow each other, and go separate ways. 454 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,560 Can you find them in Lithuania? 455 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,280 Everywhere you go. 456 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,400 After all that we look at that Cepelinas, which is staring at us. 457 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,120 Wow, do you see what kind of neighbour I have! 458 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,880 I only saw it on the computer that a dude can do it with two chicks. 459 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,160 Why are you so happy about it? 460 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520 What? 461 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,640 This is disgusting! 462 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,840 Why? 463 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,480 We're talking - a different pussy! 464 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,480 Pussy's not a wolf, it won't bite. 465 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,280 Are you a lesbian then? 466 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,840 Maybe I am a bit. 467 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,320 So appalling! 468 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200 Maybe you want to join the gay parade, or perhaps adopt a child! 469 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,400 Are you feeling alright? 470 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,680 I'm fine, but she's not. 471 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,880 You'll receive absenteeism. 472 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120 PMS? 473 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,520 The strangest thing is that during her PMS, she's the sweetest person. 474 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760 Hello. 475 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840 Hi, can you talk? 476 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,280 I was telling my guys about yesterday's adventure... 477 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600 You surely were. 478 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,360 As if you didn't tell them? 479 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,120 And? 480 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,440 And Jacob remembered a thing like swingers. 481 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920 And so? 482 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,840 What do you mean? 483 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,320 Could we swap partners? 484 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,280 Simas, what's wrong with you? Am I not enough for you? 485 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,080 I thought this could be a new adventure for us! 486 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240 Adventure? 487 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,200 Jumping from a roof on snow is also an adventure. 488 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,560 OK, I can't talk now, I've got a client. 489 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040 OK, bye! 490 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,280 She don't really like this idea of swingers... 491 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,880 If you change your mind, you've got my number. 492 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,560 Take her to the restaurant after work, feed her, 493 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,640 and then ask her again. 494 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,880 Shouldn't men be won over by food, women love with their ears, don't they? 495 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,040 While eating, just tell her she's beautiful. 496 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,040 OK, I'll try. 497 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,400 Or, you know what? Do Hubba Bubba to her at home. 498 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,800 What's that? 499 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,800 One finger goes to Hubba, two others - to Bubba. 500 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 What's wrong? 501 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,080 What's up? 502 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,600 Nothing, Mrs Virginia, nothing serious. 503 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,160 But I feel something in your hands. 504 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,320 Nonsense with Simas. 505 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,840 What happened? 506 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,440 Will you promise to not judge? 507 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,880 You know, the worst that can happen is that I wouldn't care at all. 508 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,640 Last Friday me and Simas slept with one more woman. 509 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,040 Oh, wow! Good job! 510 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,280 Really? 511 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360 Sure, 512 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:56,760 me and my Vytukas participated in such orgies, you wouldn't believe! 513 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,480 This is quite a surprise for me. 514 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,920 Why are you down now? 515 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,080 Simas goes on about swingers... 516 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,160 And you, what, are in doubt? 517 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,240 Surely... 518 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,720 Girl, do as you please, 519 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,960 just know one thing, when you're my age, 520 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,560 you'll be regretting the things you haven't done 521 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,720 rather than the ones you have! 522 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,240 But I have Simas... 523 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720 So what? 524 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,520 Don't you feel curious? 525 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,520 How many men did you have before Simas? 526 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,240 Three. Simas is number 4. 527 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,560 4 men is nothing! 528 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,360 You're young, 529 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,840 just... watch out for diseases. 530 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,560 When I lived in America... 531 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,360 Let's not go into that, Mrs Virginia... 532 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,760 So, about those swingers... 533 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,160 Perhaps we can try... 534 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920 Really? 535 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,960 Yeah, if you want it, we can try. 536 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,520 So, you don't want to? 537 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080 No, not really... 538 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,920 Maybe it would be nice to try... 539 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320 Don't pretend, OK? 540 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,760 We should turn around. 541 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,360 Where did you take us? 542 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,320 I was going to talk about these swingers... 543 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,080 ...so I was going to take you to the restaurant first. 544 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,400 But since you already agreed... 545 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,000 ...I don't need to take you anywhere. 546 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,120 I see... 547 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,720 Indeed... 548 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,680 I'll turn around, OK? 549 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040 Let me squeeze in. 550 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,960 I found a couple looking for a couple for this Friday. Dominykas and Monika. 551 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,760 So we are in such a hurry? 552 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,160 Well, soon you'll have a PMS, 553 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,240 then a period after that, so you won't be able to. 554 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,400 Wow. 555 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,720 Wasn't that right? 556 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,760 This is not the point. 557 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,320 So, I'm writing to them, right? 558 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,080 What should I say? 559 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,240 'Dear Sir..' 560 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,240 Maybe just 'Mr.', it's a bit shorter. 561 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,560 '...I'd like to bang your wife. I'll give you mine in exchange'. 562 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,760 What? 563 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,120 Nothing. I'll manage myself. 564 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,520 Can you turn it off? 565 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,280 What if they write back? 566 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,960 Simas, put down the phone, or we ain't going nowhere. 567 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,320 OK. 568 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,320 And put it on silent. 569 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,400 What if my mom calls in an emergency? 570 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,560 I'm gonna kill you, I swear. 571 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,960 Not on vibration, totally off. 572 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:56,200 MEGA GYM: Buy the membership now and get a 3% discount. 573 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,440 MOM: How are you? Both healthy? 574 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,600 TELIA: Your latest bill for mobile phone services is 12.73 euro... 575 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,360 GIEDRE: Are you OK in there? 576 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,440 Blacked out for a while. 577 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,160 -Did they write back? -No. 578 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,280 Don't worry. 579 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,240 There's always good old unfaithfulness. 580 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,560 Who do you take me for? 581 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,880 I'm just kidding. 582 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520 You know what? 583 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,880 I'll buy a wig. 584 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,760 You'll think I'm someone else from behind. 585 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,280 That might be a good idea! 586 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,320 Maybe contact lenses of a different colour. 587 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,480 Don't push it, OK? 588 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,360 Yeah, you can't see eyes from behind... 589 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,560 How are the masters doing? 590 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,920 We're out of black scotch tape - get it when you can. 591 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,840 I went out last night, and got myself such a hottie! 592 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,480 Tits like that, incredible ass! Rubbing against my leg... 593 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,720 What's that? 594 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 That's my phone. 595 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,560 Who are you texting? 596 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,920 Is it about me? 597 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,320 This is a personal matter. 598 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,680 This is company's phone. 599 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,920 He's totally out. 600 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,760 If I didn't have this mortgage, I would be sooo out of here! 601 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,560 We could open something of our own. 602 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320 OK. 603 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,200 I'll be back soon. 604 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,120 Hi! They texted back! 605 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,160 The swingers! 606 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,280 We'll have to drive outside the city for 50 kilometers. 607 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,440 50 kilometers is like going to your parents. 608 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,560 Sorry, I won't compare. 609 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,240 Let's get ready. 610 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,080 OK, bye! 611 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400 They texted back. 612 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,720 We're going to swingers. 613 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720 What are 'swingers'? 614 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,080 Oh, Irina, you'd better not know. It'll make you go nuts. 615 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,720 Yeah, you'll leave, then I'll have to assign you absenteeism. 616 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800 So, you won't tell me? 617 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,160 Nope. 618 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,800 Hey, don't you need your ferret waxed? 619 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,160 Fuck, yeah. 620 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240 Let's go! 621 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,360 Really? 622 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,720 Sure. I spend all day looking at pussies so extra one will make no difference. 623 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Hold on! 624 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,040 Why does she tell me to 'hold on'? 625 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,720 Buy yourself some coconut juice. 626 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,880 Not pineapple? 627 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960 Yeah, pineapple actually. 628 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,520 Why? 629 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,160 So when you cum, it won't smell like chlorine. 630 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,440 It'll have a pineapple smell. 631 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,200 Before you leave, jerk the gherkin! 632 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,960 I better do, right? 633 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240 Must do. 634 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,200 So that you last longer with the lady. You won't embarrass your family. 635 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,440 I'll write it down before I forget. 636 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,840 Number one - pineapple, 637 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,480 number two - jerk off... 638 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,159 Number three? 639 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,360 Shave your pubes. 640 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480 Till it shines? 641 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,760 No, trim it. 642 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320 What for? 643 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,440 When the bush is smaller, the ding-dong looks bigger. 644 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760 Put it down. 645 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960 How do you spell 'pubes'? 646 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,719 With an 's' or 'z'? 647 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 Do you know? 648 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,880 My pubes, your pubes, his her pubes... 649 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,280 With an 's' obviously. Did you not attend school?! 650 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,000 How do you usually depilate hair? 651 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,360 With a cream at home. 652 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,400 Never tried waxing before? 653 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120 Oops, that'll hurt.. I forgot to warn you, sorry. 654 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,400 You pulled my beaver off? 655 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,159 Yeah, your skin's quite sensitive... 656 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,480 The beaver will be red, 657 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,920 but no worries, it'll calm down by tomorrow. 658 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,240 We're off there tonight! 659 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,480 You should have told me! 660 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,640 What am I supposed to do?! 661 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,240 Don't know... Perhaps, stay in the dark... 662 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,320 Super... 663 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,200 Why didn't you tell me? How was I supposed to know?! 664 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,000 -Just finish it off! -Seriously? 665 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,520 Am I supposed to go half-peeled? 666 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760 OK.. 667 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,200 Number 10: 668 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760 Say nothing to Giedre. 669 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,160 No details, nothing. 670 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,800 We're friends, we share everything. 671 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I'm serious. 672 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,880 Better if you lie, for example, you came too soon, or couldn't get it up... 673 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,920 I may not get it up?? 674 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,920 Only if you think about it. 675 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,000 Fuck, I'll be thinking about it constantly now. 676 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,160 Oh fuck me... 677 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040 Sorry. 678 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,720 Hey, garage! 679 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,640 There's a car coming in one hour! 680 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,400 It's got to be finished by morning, so keep working overnight! 681 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,800 The fuck was that? 682 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,080 Playing boss, that's it. 683 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,920 What are we going to do? 684 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,400 -OK, I'll do it alone... -Will you? 685 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,560 I will, shoot off. 686 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440 Thank you so much, I owe you! 687 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,640 Just don't think about not getting it up! 688 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,360 I had already forgotten about it! 689 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,680 Sorry! I mean no harm... 690 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,080 Can you pass me my razor? 691 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,880 What for? You've got no beard... 692 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,520 I'll shave something else... 693 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,600 What then? 694 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,880 Seriously? 695 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,680 You can, and I can't? 696 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,840 I'm a woman. 697 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,920 I'm a man, 698 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,840 and I do as I please. 699 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,000 Great argument! 700 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,320 Don't block the pipes! 701 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,480 Hm... 702 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,400 You never made any effort for me. 703 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,200 Did you say anything? 704 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,200 Don't get distracted, or you'll cut it off... 705 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,320 Can you imagine? I'd get as fat as that cat! 706 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,840 We had no sex for a week, and now we're off to do it with strangers! 707 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,600 You go sit in the car, I've got to do something first... 708 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,680 What? 709 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,840 Diarrhoea due to stress? 710 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,400 Yep...Diarrhoea 711 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,440 Take some medication, or else, once you get there... 712 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,160 Great! 713 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,080 What? Can't I get my privacy in toilet! What is it? 714 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560 What? 715 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,920 Yes, I can see it. Got it, I'm coming! 716 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,520 Here's your mascara. 717 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,640 Thanks. 718 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,720 How are you? 719 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280 I'm OK. 720 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,520 The cheeks are red though. 721 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,520 Just a bit exhausted... 722 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,600 Would you rather stay at home? 723 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,400 Gosh, what a look! Let's go before you kill someone. 724 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,400 What kind of people do you think they are? 725 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,200 They live in a house, so I'm assuming they're rich. 726 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,560 You know, a hut with a stove is also a house... 727 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,280 Damn, I didn't think this through... 728 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,280 We're close, anyway. 729 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,920 When did you manage to crack your phone screen? 730 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,360 It slipped at work... 731 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,960 Are you sure, this is it? 732 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,880 According to GPS, it is. 733 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,160 What if not? 734 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,520 We'll ask where Monika and Dominykas live, they'll know since it's a village. 735 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,880 Good evening! 736 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Evening. 737 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,640 Can you tell us where Monika and Dominykas live? 738 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,200 Right here. 739 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,440 Could you call them please? 740 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760 I'm Dominykas. 741 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,160 Who did you expect? 742 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,960 I was expecting someone younger... 743 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200 We were expecting someone older. 744 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,680 How old are you - around thirty? 745 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,120 More or less. 746 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,480 Big pleasure. Come in. 747 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,080 Head up! 748 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,680 It's a beautiful... 749 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800 ...premise... 750 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,640 Your first time? 751 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,640 Yes. 752 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,760 We had a threesome a week ago. 753 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,960 What's that? 754 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,040 Threesome. 755 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,040 That's what youngsters call ménage à trois. 756 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,120 Oh... 757 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,120 Everyone more or less starts there. 758 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,800 What do you do? 759 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,960 I'm Simas - auto mechanic. 760 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,440 Giedre - I work for a dermatology clinic, 761 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,120 I'm kind of a manager, but also perform some beauty procedures. 762 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,280 I'm Dominykas, and this is Monika. 763 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,120 But these are not your real names, right? 764 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,360 I must have seen you on TV. 765 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,360 Are you a professor of some subject? 766 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,640 Philosophy. 767 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,880 Are you saying these are your real names? 768 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,240 How could I've known? 769 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,320 Don't worry, it's OK. 770 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800 So, 771 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,240 how are we going to do it? 772 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360 Very simply. 773 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,000 We split and go. 774 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,280 We don't like doing it in the same room. 775 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,680 Can you do it that way too? 776 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,880 Yes, you can. 777 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,240 You can have 12 people in one room. 778 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,120 But it's not great - too stuffy and smelly. 779 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,560 That's an orgy. 780 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,800 Haven't you seen one online? 781 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,120 I've never made it that far... 782 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,080 Can I ask a personal question? 783 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720 Sure. 784 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,480 How do you feel 785 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,680 after having slept with strangers? 786 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480 Between yourselves. 787 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,800 That's why we were surprised to see you so young. 788 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,440 Normally swingers are older. 789 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,760 When you spent a long time in marriage, quite fed up with each other. 790 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,760 We've been together for 6 years. 791 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,400 Still very short. 792 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,920 When you spend at least 15 years together... 793 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,600 ...then you realize what's really important for you... 794 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,360 ...and what keeps the two of you together. 795 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,880 And quite often it has nothing to do with sex. 796 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,760 No, that is also important. 797 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,600 We still have sex, 798 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,440 but we've built such great trust to each other over the years, 799 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,960 that no such adventure could harm us. 800 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,360 We are friends after all. 801 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,720 And friends wish only the best to each other. 802 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,800 And you two... 803 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,800 Perhaps it's a little too soon for us. 804 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,800 There you go... 805 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,000 Let's try it. If we don't like it, we won't do it again. 806 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,280 No pressure. No rush. 807 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,360 I wouldn't advice driving back just now. 808 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,640 So, the lady and I are heading towards the bedroom. 809 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,240 Why you? 810 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,440 Last time you were there. 811 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,080 Right now? 812 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,360 When then? 813 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,200 Could Simas and I have a quick word, and then we'll join you. 814 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,760 There it goes again... 815 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,000 Anyway, stay strong! 816 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,680 The bedroom's straight ahead, the study's on the left. 817 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,400 There's the toilet. 818 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,520 Don't worry, you'll get him back as good as new. 819 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 What is it? 820 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,640 He could be my father. 821 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,120 She's no longer 18 either. 822 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,520 But I feel no attraction towards him. You see? 823 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,080 Take it. 824 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,200 What is it? 825 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,040 You'll feel safer. You can use it if in need. 826 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,520 Why the hell you brought it here? 827 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,000 Why did I bought it at all? 828 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,120 I don't know, maybe to defend us against thieves, 829 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,320 not elderly swingers. 830 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,520 What if he's some mad professor? You saw how he looked at you? 831 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,800 Thanks, that helps a lot. 832 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200 Take it! 833 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,240 OK, I will, but only because I don't want you having it. 834 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,720 Shall we go? 835 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,680 Can you promise one thing? 836 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,840 I promise. 837 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,240 You promise without knowing what? 838 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,400 What's that about? 839 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,760 That nothing will change between us after this? 840 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,840 OK. 841 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,920 It's just an adventure. 842 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 An adventure it is. 843 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,240 Do you love me? 844 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320 Yeah, sure. 845 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,240 Can you say it properly? 846 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,080 I love you very much. 847 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,840 I love you too. 848 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,520 Nothing stuck between my teeth? 849 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,680 No. 850 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Please come in. 851 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,040 You prefer taking the initiative, or when the lady is in charge? 852 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,280 This is up to the lady. 853 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,600 Quite a joker, aren't you? 854 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,520 What do you hide behind your jokes? 855 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Are you a psychologist? 856 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,800 In my free time. 857 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,880 I'm not here for a therapy session. 858 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,520 Do you like dancing? 859 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,360 No. 860 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,720 What about a slow dance? 861 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,000 We danced like this at school... 862 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,640 May I talk? 863 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,080 Sure. 864 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160 In our school in Alytus 865 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,960 we had a discotheque on Fridays. 866 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,360 The last dance was always slow. 867 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,600 If by then you didn't find yourself a girl, 868 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,000 you'd go find your jacket and leave. 869 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,760 You stayed for the last dance, or usually leave? 870 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,880 Depended on the day. 871 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,760 Once a hottie agreed to take the last dance, and only later I found out why. 872 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,880 We used to accompany the girls back home, 873 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,760 and so I was walking with this girl for a long long time... 874 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,280 There was no way back. 875 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,040 A guy always hoped to suceed... 876 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,160 Definitely... 877 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,720 We reach her house and there's her boyfriend waiting. 878 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,760 They'd had an argument, and she wanted to tease him, 879 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,640 and so he chased me for at least a kilometre. 880 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Did you get away? 881 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,280 I did. 882 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,520 And then I threw up by the garages. 883 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,920 I suppose you don't smoke? 884 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,080 No. 885 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280 I shouldn't either. 886 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,960 Nobody should. 887 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240 I agree. 888 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,600 Do you have some chewing gum? 889 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,760 Wow, what's that beauty? 890 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,040 Simas made me take it, just in case. 891 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440 Just in case? 892 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,120 No, I did not want to take it. 893 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,920 May I take a look? 894 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,480 In the future, you should never give your gun to a stranger. 895 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,240 Yeah, that was silly of me. 896 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,160 Beretta Pico - that's a rare model, not easily bought here in Lithuania. 897 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,960 Simas now wants a bigger one - Glock or something. 898 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,480 Glock 19 or 17? 899 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,280 Perhaps you should stay with him instead? 900 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,840 I'll put it away, so it's safe, OK? 901 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,720 ...and besides mushrooms, 902 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,440 Alytus is extremely proud of its porn actress - Tina Kay. 903 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360 Have you heard of her? 904 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,080 Never heard of her before. 905 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,960 Google it. She does crazy stuff with unlimited number of men. 906 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,480 Fancy that! That's no some hill fort! 907 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,800 You like pornography? 908 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,480 I'm no pornography sommelier, but all men watch it. 909 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,080 You're right, that was a stupid question. 910 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,680 You know, women also watch it, they just lie about it. 911 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,920 That's right, they also pee in the shower, and watch pornography, and masturbate. 912 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,760 I live with one of them. 913 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,680 Has anyone told you have the eyes like two supernovas? 914 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,040 Is that something to do with astronomy? 915 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,920 Yes. The exploded stars. 916 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,640 Amazing sight. 917 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,240 Thank you. 918 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,320 Good evening! 919 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,720 We're looking for Monika and Dominykas. 920 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040 I'm Dominykas. 921 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,640 OK. 922 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,600 I thought you'd be a bit younger. 923 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,680 We're here for a swing party. 924 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360 Swing party? 925 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,520 Who are you exactly? 926 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,600 Edvinas and Vika. 927 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,760 We've been texting each other. 928 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,400 Damn, I forgot... 929 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,480 Yeah. 930 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,120 Come on in, please. 931 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,000 I take the responsibility. 932 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,320 Someone got invited during the week, then I forgot, and invited others. 933 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,560 I'm getting old... 934 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,440 So, who are you two? 935 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,680 I'm Edvinas, I work at the gym called 'Six Pack Gym'. 936 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,320 I've seen you before. 937 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:28,720 On facebook perhaps. 938 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,040 I make videos on sport, nutrition and healthy lifestyle. 939 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,680 Also, random pranks. 940 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,560 I have 80,000 followers. 941 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,080 I have 93,000 on insta. 942 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,400 What's that? 943 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,000 She says she's got 93,000 followers on Instagram. 944 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,680 Is this good? 945 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880 This is damn good. 946 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,360 You are those, what they're called... 947 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,200 'Influncers'. 948 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,760 I'm a model actually, but yeah, also an influencer. 949 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,360 What does that mean, exactly? 950 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,880 How old are you? 951 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200 I'm 50. 952 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,600 You won't get it anyway. 953 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,760 Try me. 954 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,000 When a person has a shitload of followers on insta and faceboo, 955 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,640 and posts stuff for dough, and makes a living out of it. 956 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,240 What would you do if one day the internet went bust? 957 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,680 Yeah, if wifi is weak, then I use mobile data. 958 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,960 I'll introduce everyone briefly 959 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,440 - I'm Dominykas, but perhaps you know me by my real name. 960 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280 Why? 961 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640 From TV. 962 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,640 We don't watch TV. 963 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,200 You don't? Even better. 964 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,120 This is Monika, my wife. 965 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,760 This is Simas and Giedre. 966 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,880 Nice to meet you. 967 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,680 How long have you two been married for? 968 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,480 We've been going out for 3 months. 969 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,720 Wow. 970 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,800 What? 971 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,200 nothing... 972 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,840 A bit strange. 973 00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,600 How are we going to swap? 974 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:00,960 Swap what? 975 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,320 Couples. 976 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,960 Can I not stay with mine? 977 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,360 Sorry, perhaps I was not clear enough what a swingers' party really is... 978 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,520 I assume that's about a swing dance. 979 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,920 This is getting interesting. 980 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,680 These swingers don't dance. 981 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,680 They, how should I put it nicely... 982 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,720 they fuck. 983 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,080 What now? 984 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,200 We exchange couples for sex. 985 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,640 Wait, just a minute. 986 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,560 I didn't tell you where are we going, as I knew you would said 'no'. 987 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,680 I do say 'no' now! 988 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,720 What do you mean by 'they exchange partners and fuck'?! 989 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,920 They swap partners, bang and go separate ways. What's not clear? 990 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,040 Is that so? 991 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,120 Exactly. 992 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,040 There you go. So, you'd do it with Simas 993 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,400 or Dominykas, 994 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,640 and I'd do it with... 995 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,720 Giedre. 996 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,960 -Giedre or... -Monika. 997 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,320 Monika, nice to meet you. 998 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,360 That's one hit deal. 999 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,400 We'll be in one room watching each other, so there's nothing to worry about. 1000 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,760 No, we won't. Each couple takes a separate room. 1001 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,400 A separate room? 1002 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,360 It's not much fun being in one room. 1003 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,280 Separate rooms then. 1004 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,440 If you don't want this, then let's just go home. 1005 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,120 I didn't say I don't want this. 1006 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,240 Now you do? 1007 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,240 Yeah, let's stay. 1008 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,560 OK. 1009 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,720 We've never had this many people before. 1010 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:33,960 We may draw lots, but since it's my fault, so hostess can choose her partner. 1011 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,880 I'm staying with this young man. 1012 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,320 OK. 1013 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,000 Then you go back to the study room, 1014 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,240 Vika and I go to the bedroom, 1015 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,240 and Giedre with Edvinas go to Titas' room. 1016 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Whose room? 1017 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,440 Our son's. 1018 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:53,040 He's out now, working in Vilnius with some crypto currencies. 1019 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,280 Can I have quick chat with Simas? We'll be with you shortly. 1020 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,040 Sure. 1021 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,160 How far you went? 1022 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,240 Not far. 1023 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,760 Mhm, you're lying. 1024 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,840 Mhm, I'm not. 1025 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,680 We were about to kiss, when these influencers knocked. 1026 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,480 You'll have your second chance. 1027 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,440 Why are you so unhappy, huh? 1028 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,640 You didn't like Dominykas, since he's so old. 1029 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,320 Now you got a nice young bodybuilder. 1030 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,680 I'd rather done it with Dominykas... 1031 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000 You wanna go home? 1032 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,080 No. 1033 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,280 Come on in! 1034 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,720 Jump in! Enough with games already. 1035 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,600 You mean - in this sofa bed? 1036 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,320 No, through the window! 1037 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,160 Glasses really suit you. 1038 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,640 Here comes the first proper compliment. 1039 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,440 You've improved. Thanks. 1040 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,680 Yo! 1041 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,080 I didn't see you coming in. 1042 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,320 I knocked. 1043 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:21,680 Wait a minute! 1044 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,760 What? 1045 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,760 This doesn't work for me like that, could we sit down first? 1046 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,480 What's up? 1047 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,680 What's up? 1048 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,440 Nothing. You? 1049 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760 Look. 1050 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,120 -Is this you? -Yeah. 1051 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,720 I had 3 kilograms extra. 1052 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,640 I got sick, so I lost them. 1053 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,360 What was wrong? Are you healthy now? 1054 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,600 Look here. 1055 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,080 What's that? 1056 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,120 Pull ups. 1057 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,840 Mmm... 1058 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,800 Which biggest animal could you win against? 1059 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360 What do you mean? 1060 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,480 If they attacked you. Could you beat a wolf? 1061 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,080 No way... Look at his teeth! 1062 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000 What about a badger? 1063 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,440 Let me see what it looks like. 1064 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,080 Tell me something. 1065 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,680 Got nothing to say. 1066 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,760 How do like it done? 1067 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,160 Do you like doggy style? 1068 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,360 Wow. 1069 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,440 No? 1070 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,960 Vika also like it more face to face. 1071 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,040 Did you find a badger? 1072 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,280 Yeah. 1073 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,480 It's tiny! 1074 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,120 I'd kick it to fuck the hell out. 1075 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,160 I understand your case. 1076 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:39,880 Do you? 1077 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,320 Always look on the bright side, they say. 1078 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,040 How do you mean? 1079 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,960 The thing is, I've run out of my compliments. 1080 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,560 Plus Viagra is about to wear off. 1081 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,680 You took Viagra? 1082 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,160 Here's the deal: 1083 00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,240 I'll give you 50 thousand euros if you sleep with me. 1084 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,120 50 thousand? 1085 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,440 OK. 1086 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,960 How about 200? 1087 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,440 200 thousand? 1088 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,560 No, 200 euros. 1089 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,200 I'm not a hooker! 1090 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,040 Don't get mad. 1091 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,680 We just negotiate, that's all. 1092 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280 I've got an idea. 1093 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,480 Come here. 1094 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,440 These are all Monica's. 1095 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,480 Worn once, maximum three times. 1096 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,320 Take a pick. 1097 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,800 Except this one, it's too damn expensive. 1098 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,760 Are they real? 1099 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520 What else? 1100 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Hallucination? 1101 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,600 Are they not fakes? 1102 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,720 What do you think? 1103 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,400 OK, this one then. 1104 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,640 Damn, this one's expensive too. 1105 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,800 I know. 1106 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,520 OK, but on condition that you'll dance striptease for me. 1107 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,440 How do you mean? 1108 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,680 Don't you know what striptease is? 1109 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,680 Sure I know what it is, but there's no pole standing here. 1110 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,320 I've got something else standing. Which is about to go down soon, so... 1111 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,520 Let's improvise. 1112 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,920 Deal? 1113 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,720 Deal. 1114 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,080 I was five when my drunk father was beating my mother, 1115 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,840 my little sister was crying under the table, and I was shouting: 1116 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,120 'If you ever beat mom again, 1117 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,600 I will put you in prison, 1118 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,120 where you won't be able to drink so much!' 1119 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,080 And so that's how he quit it. 1120 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,200 So... it worked! 1121 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Gosh... 1122 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,320 Now I understand what you hide behind these jokes of yours. 1123 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,560 All of this crap. 1124 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,360 How did you manage to stay together for so long? 1125 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,800 Didn't you go through crisis? 1126 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,240 Sure we did. 1127 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,640 To go well as couple, first you have to fix your brain. 1128 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,320 Yours first 1129 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,960 Getting rid of all shyness, childhood traumas... 1130 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,840 I think we've got our heads under control... 1131 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,040 Really? 1132 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,360 That was quite a story about your father! 1133 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,760 You talk about this with a smile, but this isn't a normal childhood! 1134 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,360 I don't think that you beat your wife, but... 1135 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,720 say, if you make a mistake, do you admit it? 1136 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,120 Do you say sorry? 1137 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,240 Perhaps I don't make that many mistakes. 1138 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,760 See? 1139 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,800 This is what I'm talking about. 1140 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,240 Let's change the subject. 1141 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,960 Let's change it then. 1142 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,560 Listen, didn't you masturbate before coming here? 1143 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Twice. 1144 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,600 I was guessing you did. 1145 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,520 But we're having a nice conversation. 1146 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,320 Indeed. 1147 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,520 ..97, 98, 99, 1148 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,480 100! 1149 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,320 Superb! 1150 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480 I said I'd do it. 1151 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,520 I never said I didn't believe you. 1152 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,680 Wait, I'm getting a blackout... 1153 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,280 What's up? 1154 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,960 I can see here you've got a bit of sagging... 1155 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,800 Come to my gym, we'll get it fixed! 1156 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,440 Thanks for the compliments! 1157 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,160 Come here, let's take a look. 1158 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,200 Aha, we'd get these love handles off, 1159 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,560 and would tone up these arms... 1160 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,760 your legs need sit-ups badly... 1161 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,600 your butt... 1162 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,240 it exists, but should be lifted up a bit. 1163 01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,760 Tighten your butt! 1164 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,280 Do it! 1165 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,840 You see, you can't do it. 1166 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,280 And the whole of your posture needs to be stretched out. 1167 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,400 Look - voilà! 1168 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,480 Chest up. 1169 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,440 Don't forget you're a princess! 1170 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,200 Head up at all times! 1171 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,000 I don't know, I think she'll be lost without Leonas.. 1172 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120 No, 1173 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,320 Leonas became famous thanks to her. 1174 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,600 Juste is a total diva. 1175 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,720 I'm not a special fan, but I do listen to her during PMS. 1176 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,360 I listen to her on youtube. 1177 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,320 What do you do? 1178 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,640 I work at the beauty salon. 1179 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,280 Do you do hair removal? 1180 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,360 Yeah. Do you need to get it done? 1181 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,440 Do you do it with laser? 1182 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,760 Mainly with laser. Where do you need it to get done? 1183 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,520 Here. 1184 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,120 Do you normally shave it? 1185 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,520 Yeah, it pisses me off... 1186 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,960 Can I ask you a personal question? 1187 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,160 Go on. 1188 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,080 Are you seriously into women? 1189 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,440 How do you mean? 1190 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,880 There's nothing wrong with that.. 1191 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,400 Are you saying I'm a faggot? 1192 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,400 Calm down, we're just talking. This is no fight ring. 1193 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,880 If you were a dude, I'd fucking punch you in the face! 1194 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,440 Don't so mad, I only asked you a simple question. You're so sensitive! 1195 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,360 Are you lesbian or what? 1196 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:12,840 Perhaps I am a bit. 1197 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,600 You're a faggot, and you pick on others! 1198 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,320 Don't get mad, alright? I'm sorry. 1199 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,640 Shit... 1200 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,480 You look damn good though. 1201 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,640 You're only saying this out of pity. 1202 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,440 No, I'm not. Just look at yourself! 1203 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,120 You think? 1204 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200 Sure. 1205 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,240 There you go... 1206 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Let's go now! 1207 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,720 Can't you see we're porking? 1208 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,160 Look. 1209 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,840 What? 1210 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,480 What should I do? Wake him up for you? 1211 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,000 He died! 1212 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,040 How do you mean? 1213 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,520 Like totally! 1214 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:08,520 He said he took Viagra. Perhaps his heart stopped, or whatever... 1215 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,520 Are you serious? 1216 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,400 Calm down! Don't leave your DNA behind! 1217 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680 Vika, 1218 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,720 we're going to jail now! 1219 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,560 What for, you idiot? 1220 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640 You couldn't get it up for him, that's what for! 1221 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,840 What? 1222 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,240 He died because you're not sexy, do you get it? 1223 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,680 Cut the bullshit! 1224 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,080 ...and you got me involved, holy fuck! 1225 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,400 Why are you naked? 1226 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,160 Have you been banging? 1227 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,320 I was dancing for him, when he croaked... 1228 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,520 Were you dancing swing for him? 1229 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,280 This is not this kinda party, you dumbass! 1230 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000 Listen, this is none of your business! 1231 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,960 You get me here and tell me to fuck strangers! 1232 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,120 -As if this was the first time... -What? 1233 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,240 Anyways, why the hell he took the fucking Viagra?! 1234 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,440 I knew you can't get men excited - here's your piece of work! 1235 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,840 Wait, 1236 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,080 but he'd taken Viagra before we got here. 1237 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,000 So that's why... 1238 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,760 Let's call the rest in here! 1239 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,040 Worst case scenario - we get 20 years of sentence divided by four! 1240 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,960 So we get only 5 years each. 1241 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,720 Where the fuck you're taking these numbers from? 1242 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,000 I'm studying law after all. 1243 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:32,680 Are you actually studying something? 1244 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,400 Law at Romeris University. 1245 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,680 Why didn't you tell me? 1246 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,560 Whatever. 1247 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,680 Let's go. 1248 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,760 Where? Home already? 1249 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,040 You'll see. 1250 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,600 Did anything happen? 1251 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:53,960 Let's go. 1252 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,240 Look, what you've done! 1253 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,720 What am I looking at? 1254 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,440 He took Viagra before we came, meaning he took it for you! 1255 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,680 This means you're responsible for his death! 1256 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000 Death? 1257 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,280 This is not how Viagra works. 1258 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,280 He's old, perhaps his heart stopped or something... 1259 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,520 Fuck! 1260 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,400 See? You're the one going to jail! 1261 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,400 Nobody's going to jail. Calm down. 1262 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,040 You'd better think what to do since you're so smart! 1263 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,400 We've got to call in Simas! 1264 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,360 Put on some clothes. Look at yourself! 1265 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,280 You know, the problem is, 1266 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,560 that every man hopes his wife will never change. 1267 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,800 And they suddenly do. 1268 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,960 Women, on the other hand, wish their men would change, which the buggers never do. 1269 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,440 I don't intend to change. 1270 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,880 You'll have to! 1271 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,360 OK OK. 1272 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,200 How am I supposed to pay you back for this wisdom? 1273 01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,440 You know well. 1274 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,480 My workmate told me if I keep thinking about the erection, I wouldn't get it up. 1275 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,280 I've been thinking about it ever since. 1276 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,440 Where you said you work? At workshop? 1277 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,279 Car repairs. 1278 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,160 Means you're good with your hands... 1279 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:29,120 Come in! 1280 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,760 I need Simas! 1281 01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,439 Are you done yet? 1282 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,640 Get dressed and come here! 1283 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,560 Do as you're told. 1284 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,240 What's up? 1285 01:08:49,319 --> 01:08:50,560 Dominykas is dead. 1286 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080 Come here! 1287 01:08:57,319 --> 01:08:59,319 We'll have to bury him in an open coffin. 1288 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:00,479 Why so? 1289 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,800 The lid won't come down. Erection remains after death. 1290 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,080 Simas! 1291 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,720 What? A little stick next to it will make it look like a cross. 1292 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,880 Are you seriously joking now? 1293 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,600 Do you realize all of us are crime suspects? 1294 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,640 Who was the last person in the room when he died? 1295 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,520 I was, but he took Viagra for her! 1296 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,279 Nonsense! My grandma had Viagra prescribed for her high blood pressure. 1297 01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:20,359 Simas! 1298 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,000 What? He's gone, so what am I supposed to do? 1299 01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:24,840 You can give him a wake-up kiss if you like! 1300 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,160 OK, but what should we do? 1301 01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:27,600 We should tell Monica about it. 1302 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,840 Are you nuts? 1303 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,640 Are you supposed to just announce - hey, your husband's dead! 1304 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,920 Maybe you're right - 'hey your husband's dead'. 1305 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,920 Come on, Edvi, let's get the hell out of here! 1306 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,960 My father will kill you for this shitty mess! 1307 01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:41,479 Fuck! 1308 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,399 Shush everyone, you're going nowhere! 1309 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,319 Police will track you down in no time! 1310 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,399 What Police? 1311 01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:49,880 Listen, we'll all keep quiet. 1312 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,080 The old dude croaked since his penis was unable to stay up. 1313 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,920 Let's get the hell out. 1314 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,200 I'm not willing to watch her discovering him like this! 1315 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,240 What shall we do? 1316 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400 No idea. 1317 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,000 We've got to tell her. 1318 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,400 Stop! We had a deal! 1319 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,240 Let go of me! 1320 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,280 What the fuck is going on in here?! 1321 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:21,560 Hi Titas, 1322 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,280 we've been considering investing in crypto currencies, 1323 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,120 so perhaps you could give us some advice? 1324 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,920 Mother! 1325 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,640 Will someone explain what's happening here? 1326 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,480 Maybe you can explain it to the kid. 1327 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,720 No. 1328 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,560 He's your kid, you explain. 1329 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,600 How should I put it nicely... 1330 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,680 Your father and I are... 1331 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,440 What? 1332 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,080 Swingers. 1333 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,880 Are you saying that you had... 1334 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,520 with all of these..? 1335 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,720 Not with all of them. 1336 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,760 They're all my age! 1337 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,720 This one here's even younger! 1338 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,520 We've been lucky today. 1339 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:30,720 I didn't mean that! 1340 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:32,760 Where's dad? 1341 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:34,640 Where's Dominykas? 1342 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,800 Who? 1343 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,160 He's asleep. 1344 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,600 Did you manage to? 1345 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:40,960 Sure we did. 1346 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,440 The old fart got lucky. 1347 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,360 Mom, yuck! 1348 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,320 What are you doing here after all - why didn't you call? 1349 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,920 Do I have no right to surprise my parents? 1350 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,040 I still have my room, just so you know. 1351 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,360 Change the sheets if you intend to stay overnight. 1352 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,720 Are you serious?! 1353 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,240 Don't raise your voice or you'll wake the father. 1354 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,600 Father!!! 1355 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,560 What are you planning on telling him? 1356 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,840 Complain? 1357 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,240 He was the one who invited all. 1358 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,520 I need his signature and a stamp. 1359 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,760 There it is... I knew there was a reason for your visit. 1360 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000 Father! 1361 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,960 I'm very sorry but I suggest you don't go up 1362 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:25,360 it's embarrassing and there's this heavy smell of sex in the air... 1363 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,080 Who the hell are you? 1364 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,360 I'm Simas, 1365 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,560 I'm an auto mechanic, I can give you a discount. 1366 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,120 What do you drive? 1367 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,840 Shit, none of this would happen had you not dragged me here! 1368 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,360 -Calm down! -Let go! 1369 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,120 Hey, your girl doesn't like it! 1370 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,680 What's your beef? 1371 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,440 Yours is a lesbian! 1372 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,160 What did you say? 1373 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:50,480 She's a lesbian. 1374 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:53,760 That's it! 1375 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,720 Everyone out!! No one's touching my kid! 1376 01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,680 Show me. Is it bleeding? 1377 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,480 No, it's not. Stay here, I'll get you some ice. 1378 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:09,000 Stay overnight, your father will sign everything tomorrow. 1379 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,920 Will you change the sheets? I don't want to touch them... 1380 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:13,200 I will, I will. 1381 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000 Fuck! 1382 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,080 What? 1383 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,440 I left my handbag there! 1384 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,000 Here, it's right there. 1385 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,200 Not this one! 1386 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,480 f I have this one, means it's another. Think a little! 1387 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:31,720 Which one then? 1388 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,040 None of your business. 1389 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,480 Turn around. 1390 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,000 We're not coming back there. 1391 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,280 OK. Will you buy me a Vuitton? 1392 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280 How much is it? 1393 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400 Over two grand. 1394 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,280 I guess not. 1395 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,560 That's it - 1396 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,360 you're turning round! 1397 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,720 Or my father finds out all about this! 1398 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,080 Simas? 1399 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:55,480 What? 1400 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,880 I left a gun there. 1401 01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:58,920 Say again? 1402 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,680 You shouldn't have given it to me. 1403 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,840 Where did you leave it? 1404 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,920 In the bedroom. 1405 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:04,360 Fuck. Why did you take it out? 1406 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,480 What's the difference now? 1407 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,120 There's a punishment for losing a gun. 1408 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,520 I told you not to give it to me! 1409 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,200 Fuck - I said I said! You're always so fucking smart!! 1410 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,920 Fuck! 1411 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,760 Shit 1412 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,240 Peekaboo! 1413 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,000 Wakey wakey! 1414 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,520 Get up, get up 1415 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,280 And? 1416 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,360 Did you manage? 1417 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,640 What? 1418 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,560 To bang the youngster? 1419 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,400 No, I didn't. 1420 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,080 I passed out. 1421 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,560 I remember her dancing striptease, I must have passed out... 1422 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:16,920 Fancy that! 1423 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,440 We're having a problem. 1424 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,840 Perhaps we should show you to Banevicius. 1425 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,720 Perhaps. 1426 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,640 What about you? 1427 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,200 Did you have some? 1428 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,800 Not at all... 1429 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,880 We spent all time talking. 1430 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,680 They're too young, 1431 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,200 still dealing with issues. 1432 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,240 Those two should be fine, 1433 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,840 I mean Giedre and Simas. 1434 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,640 The other two can go to hell. 1435 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:57,160 Since none of us got some, how about we... huh? 1436 01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,680 Really? 1437 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,680 Let's just keep it quiet, Titas is here. 1438 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,320 What the hell you doing? 1439 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,400 You didn't lock the door? 1440 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,200 I didn't manage to, they started fighting downstairs. 1441 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,440 This is entirely her idea. 1442 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:16,520 Shut up. 1443 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:17,880 What's this? 1444 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,520 What's this? 1445 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,720 He was dead. 1446 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,160 Not really. 1447 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:27,680 He has narcolepsy. Got too excited. Passed out. What do you want, anyway? 1448 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,280 A handbag. 1449 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,480 What handbag? 1450 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000 This one. 1451 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,720 This is actually mine. 1452 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,520 Let me explain. 1453 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:43,400 I promised to give it to Vika for her services, and would buy you a new one. 1454 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960 You serious? 1455 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,840 Third time already. You never noticed. 1456 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:53,560 OK, we'll discuss this tomorrow, and you put it back please. No sex, no handbag! 1457 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,520 Hey! He was dead! 1458 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,040 And for all this moral damage I should get the luxurious one! 1459 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,840 I told you couldn't have it! 1460 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,280 Vika, let's go, I'm asking you! 1461 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:06,880 Where the hell did this one come from? 1462 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,480 Baby, put the pistol down please, I'm begging you. 1463 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:11,920 Why are you here? 1464 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,000 For this one. 1465 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,240 It's currently in use. 1466 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,680 Listen, give the weapon to me before you kill someone. 1467 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,320 Tell him who my father is. 1468 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,080 Thug, her father's a thug. 1469 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,080 -Are you alive? -He had narcolepsy. 1470 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,920 -What? -Narcolepsy! 1471 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,720 Where's your hooker? 1472 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,080 Is that what you call Giedre? 1473 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,560 Did she like Edvi's salami? 1474 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,880 Nothing happened between them. 1475 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:31,760 What? 1476 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,040 I lied to you, sorry. 1477 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,200 Girl, do you understand what you're doing? 1478 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,640 You either give me the luxurious one, or I'm taking it myself. 1479 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:52,480 What's happening here? 1480 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,280 The cunt shot me! 1481 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,320 Shit!!! 1482 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:06,760 What happened? 1483 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,760 I was calling cops, when the phone got shot! 1484 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,520 What's with the hand? 1485 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:12,960 That's what!!! 1486 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,920 OK, don't scream. 1487 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,680 Shall I call the ambulance? 1488 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,760 Of course you fucking should!!! 1489 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:30,480 And then you went back to collect your abandoned gun, right? 1490 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,760 Listen, officer, I know you're doing your job, 1491 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,560 but the only victim here is my son. 1492 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:40,800 Is he planning on pressing charges? 1493 01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,920 When the finger grows back? 1494 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,800 Surely not. 1495 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,600 OK, the punishment will be lighter. 1496 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,320 Could we keep some details undisclosed? 1497 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,440 You know, I keep my gun in a safe too. 1498 01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,760 Why would we ruin this young man's life? 1499 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,800 Young or not, same law applies to all. 1500 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,400 Who did you say your father was? 1501 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,360 None of your business. 1502 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,360 Her father is Alex Volski. 1503 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,160 Idiot, are you fucking blind - the cops are here! 1504 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,720 Are you Viktorija Volskyte? 1505 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,520 Yes, I am. 1506 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:42,080 So, the son found the key, and took the gun from the safe, am I right? 1507 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,560 Exactly. 1508 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,600 OK, goodbye! 1509 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,680 You need to break up. 1510 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,520 I'm sorry I shouted at you. 1511 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,080 I'm sorry I left the gun behind. 1512 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,560 Perhaps we should quit? 1513 01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:50,560 Perhaps. 1514 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:52,680 I'm done with it. 1515 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,760 You may continue if you wish. 1516 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,480 I think I'm done too! 1517 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,240 How about we go now, huh?! 1518 01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,960 I said Americano, not Latte! 1519 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,840 Listen, Vika, 1520 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,800 I don't think this is working out... 1521 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,880 You might think before you say something like that, ok? 1522 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,240 I have thought enough. 1523 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,480 You're what - dumping me? 1524 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,040 Kinda. 1525 01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,360 Shall I call my father? 1526 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,080 Call him if you like. 1527 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:58,240 This is the car key, there's the MOT, the tank's full. 1528 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:02,320 Thank him for this present on my behalf. And say I'm sorry. 1529 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,200 See you. 1530 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,440 That fingerless running around... 1531 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,400 It took them a while to catch him and put him in the ambulance. 1532 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:25,480 The cops wondering what to do; they collected their papers and left too. 1533 01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:26,800 We're standing there... 1534 01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:28,040 It's somehow sad... 1535 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,800 So we got home and went to sleep. 1536 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:30,920 Fuck me... 1537 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,040 Hello! 1538 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,880 Everyone's here! 1539 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:39,880 I got a couple chicks on Saturday too - threesome it was! 1540 01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,720 What are you sighing about? 1541 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,760 This is something for you - 1542 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,000 from Monday you start working in Kaunas branch. 1543 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:50,920 In Kaunas? 1544 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,960 If you don't like it, sign on the other side and goodbye. 1545 01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,120 'REQUEST TO TERMINATE THE CONTRACT'. 1546 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,720 Are you kidding me? 1547 01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,960 Do I look like I am? 1548 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,760 Bring the same one to me too then. 1549 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,600 Playing heroes, yeah? 1550 01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,160 Don't be silly. 1551 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,520 Don't worry, we'll be fine, we'll open our own. 1552 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,240 Really? Over my dead body. I'll make sure you won't do it in Vilnius. 1553 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,880 Listen, how long is your shlong, huh? 1554 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,160 What? 1555 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,520 How big is your strudel, huh? 1556 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,760 Did you measure it? Take it out, show it! 1557 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,480 What's your problem? Are you a faggot? 1558 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,400 How long is your strudel - answer the question! 1559 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,760 Never measured it. 1560 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:37,360 Everyone has. Since you're not telling - yours is short, got it?! 1561 01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:41,760 Listen, get your toys together, and get the fuck out! 1562 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,440 I need you out in one hour! 1563 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,360 With pleasure. 1564 01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:57,520 He's grown his balls over the weekend! 1565 01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,720 Because he didn't get to shag anyone. 1566 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,040 Simas, be so kind, 1567 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,320 and make love at least to your own wife. 1568 01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:10,760 There it is. 1569 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,520 A couple centimeters to the side and she would shot me in the gut. 1570 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,000 If the scar remains, we can always remove it with laser. 1571 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,040 Milana, which laser do we use to remove scars? 1572 01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:20,680 Fraxel. 1573 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,400 See? She knows. 1574 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,720 I'm quitting job next week. 1575 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,280 This time for real? 1576 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,680 I don't want to work with whores. 1577 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,160 Of course you don't. 1578 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:33,720 By the way congrats on your engagement. You've got nice pics on Instagram. 1579 01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,400 Thank you. 1580 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,840 -What's this? -Flowers. 1581 01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:48,920 Real ones. 1582 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,280 Thanks, that's nice. 1583 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:52,960 -Shall we go to the forest? -Right now? 1584 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,040 Now. 1585 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,840 -OK. -Let's go home to get changed. 1586 01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,880 Are we there yet? 1587 01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,240 Not far away. 1588 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,840 When did you get time for this? 1589 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,600 I'm jobless since lunch. 1590 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:31,960 What? 1591 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:34,880 Matas and I are going to open our own garage. 1592 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:36,640 And we'll be fine. 1593 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,800 You know, what I realized this weekend? 1594 01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,400 What? 1595 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:55,200 That I'm the happiest man on earth. 1596 01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:58,200 You know why? 1597 01:26:58,720 --> 01:26:59,720 Why? 1598 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,720 Cause I've got the best wife, 1599 01:27:02,240 --> 01:27:03,240 friend and lover 1600 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,000 and a partner in crime if needed. 1601 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,120 You're my favorite person in this world. 1602 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:13,680 You're mine too. 109762