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Hey, Arch, the cabin's ready. The car's
all packed. I can hardly wait for
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tomorrow. Yeah.
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Oh, boy, it's great to get back into the
old tackle box once more. You know, I
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ain't been fishing a lot of the wind.
Right.
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I look way far over here, huh, bud?
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A putrefied wife.
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Okay, boss, we're going.
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We got dates with two sisters.
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What do you mean? You're dating nuns?
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He means the Gonzalez sisters, and they
ain't none.
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They're floobies.
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Floobies. He means floosies.
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Very bad women.
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Get out of here. These jabonis, they're
all sex crazy.
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Well, single fellas do have fun.
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You know what my wife makes me do with
her every Friday night?
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Harry, spare us any of that.
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I'm talking about going to the
laundromat. What a bore.
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Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry.
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You silly lug.
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Don't you know that it's married people
like you and Alice that have the true
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merriment? Really? Tell me about it.
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Oh, not now.
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Tonight I got a hot date.
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I don't want to keep Josephine waiting.
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Well,
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have a good time there, Barney, but
don't forget, fishing tomorrow night,
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And I want to leave right after work.
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You bet, Arch. And I want you to have a
good time with Gerda. Oh, don't worry
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about... What?
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What? What?
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Gerda, that's Josephine's sister. She'll
be over to meet you in a couple of
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minutes. Why?
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Well, because, you see, Josephine
wouldn't go out with me unless I fixed
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with a date tonight.
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See you all.
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Don't go out that door. And there he
goes, out the door.
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Go ahead.
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What the hell is this?
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Why are you standing still for this?
I'll tell you that right now.
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Harry, you stick around and then lock
up.
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Hey, Alice is expecting me early
tonight.
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Well, get on the phone. Tell her you're
going to be late.
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Well, what am I going to tell her? Well,
can't you just make up some excuse,
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huh? Tell her of anything, and something
believable, you know?
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Tell her I died.
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Hi, Alice. I'm going to be late tonight.
I've got to close up.
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I know, dear, but can't we go to the
laundromat tomorrow night?
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The linen sale, yeah.
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Hey, honey, I gotta go now. A customer.
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Hi. Hi. I'm looking for Archie Bunker.
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Oh, you must be Gerda, huh?
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Yes.
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Well, you must be Archie.
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Absolutely not. No way.
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My name's Harry Snowden.
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How are you, Harry?
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So, where's Archie?
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Oh, Archie. I don't know. He ain't here.
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I've been stood up.
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I'm really sorry.
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Don't worry about it.
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Thanks, Harry.
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Well, I guess I better go.
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Hey, don't go.
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Stay here. Have a drink. On me. Oh, no,
no, no. I couldn't do that. On Archie,
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then.
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That I could do.
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What do you have?
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Make it a hot toddy, please.
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Hot toddy?
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Just a great thing for these cold New
York nights, huh?
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I guess I picked up the habit in
Vermont.
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I go skiing there all the time.
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Skiing? I love skiing.
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Do you ski, too?
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No. Well,
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I always wanted to, but you don't know
how scared my wife can get.
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Oh, some wives are like that.
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Too bad, huh?
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I think the only way I could get her on
a ski lift... as if there was a flea
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market at the top.
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Harry, you are funny.
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I am? Yes.
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People around here don't think so. When
I tell a joke, they throw pretzels at
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me. Better pretzels than beer bottles.
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Hey, you got a pretty good sense of
humor yourself.
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Oh, isn't I have to?
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If you met my husband, soon to be my ex,
you'd know why.
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That bad, huh? Well, in that case, after
this, you better have another drink.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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But if I'm not sober when I get on my
subway, I'm liable to end up in
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You don't have to take the subway.
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After I close up here, I'll give you a
ride home.
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That's very sweet, Harry.
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Well, it's the least I could do.
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Archie should have stuck around.
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Who's Archie?
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Caballero. Hey, you're looking good in
there, Arch.
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Buenos dias, mi amigos.
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I guess to show you all women don't have
to bring in misery.
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Take Harry there.
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His true joy is being married.
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Well, you had Blanche. You lost her.
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Why are you always bringing her up?
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Think of fish, Bart.
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Fish. Fish.
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And all the fun we're going to have up
at the lake.
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Yeah. You're right, Arch.
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Just you and me and Rusty.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Rusty ain't
going to go. But who's going to feed
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if I leave him here alone?
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Hey, Bart. Bart, I'll take care of Rusty
for you.
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Oh, will you, Harry?
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My pleasure.
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Hey, that's what I call a real lovely
gesture.
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Just give me a key.
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Oh, no. This key never leaves my person.
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However, I have a spare key secreted in
a place that no one would think of
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looking in a thousand years.
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Under the doormat.
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What do you think you're talking to a
child?
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The key is under the clock on the
mantel.
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John, time out for a drink.
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Hey, what would you like?
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Strawberry margarita? Banana daigri?
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Screwdriver? Why don't you just surprise
me, lover?
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Coming right up.
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Unbelievable. The man has no absence.
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Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
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The man starts out with a picture trip
and you don't even bring his tackle box
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with you.
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I'm sorry, Arch. I must have left it
outside the car when I was unloading
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Rusty's toys. All right, brilliance.
Open the door, huh?
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Let's get started. We should have been
on the road about an hour ago. And look
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at this.
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What are you doing?
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Feeding Rusty.
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I'll give Rusty that stuff. It makes him
sneeze.
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Hey, look, fellas, I'll talk to you
later. I swear there's nothing funny
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on.
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Ho,
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ho, ho, ho.
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Excuse me, please.
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Nothing funny going on.
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Then what, Tretel, was that thing?
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Rusty.
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Rusty. Flush in the turn.
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Come on, Harry.
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Rusty can't even lift up the seat.
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Honey, it's getting lonely up here.
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Don't come down!
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What do you mean, don't come down? I
want to come down!
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Harry?
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Okay.
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What do you think of this here guy?
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Three days this week. He's out for two
-hour lunches. He's still saying it? Oh,
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yes. Mr. Daniel, you could have knocked
me over with a feather in Barney's house
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when I seen that woman standing there.
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What'd she look like?
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How should I know she was naked?
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You shouldn't be standing here listening
to me. Move someplace else.
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There's one thing I'm glad of, you know.
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At least I give him credit for being
intelligent enough not to be damn cool
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enough to say anything to Alice.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Alice. Hi.
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Gee, Alice, you're here. Can I get you a
drink or... No, no, no, thanks.
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Listen, Archie, can I just talk to you
for a second?
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No.
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Oh, yes, yes, Alice.
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Certainly. What can I do for you?
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Well, you're...
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You know, you're Harry's friend, and you
see him every day at work.
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I was just kind of wondering if you had
any idea why he's acting so strangely.
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Oh, gee, Alice, I ain't seen anything
strange about Harry. You, Mr. Venner?
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No.
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Oh,
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come on, come on, try.
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It's just that he seems so far away, you
know, and doesn't talk to me anymore,
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and stays out late every single night.
I'm telling you, I don't know what to
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Well,
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the first thing to do, Alice, is sit
down, huh?
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You know, if I didn't know better, I'd
think he was having an affair.
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Alice.
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No woman would be interested in Harry.
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No, no, don't think that.
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Think this.
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Harry is still the same old guy.
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When you get caught between the moon
and... Harry, guess who's here? Alice.
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Hi, Alice.
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What are you doing here?
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Alice is here to see you. Right, Alice?
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Yeah, sure. I just dropped in. You see,
maybe...
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clothes. I had to buy them. Everything
else was dirty.
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Well, as long as you're all dressed up.
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Want to take me out for lunch?
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I, uh, I gotta go to Ganzoni's, pick up
some clams.
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Jose already picked up the clams.
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Okay.
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Guess you better just go.
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Wherever it is you're going.
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So long, Alice.
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Don't be such a stranger, huh?
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Yeah.
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This here is very sad.
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I want to have a word with you in New
York.
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Come on, get in there.
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Sit down over there.
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You listen to me. This here savage, he's
got to come to an end to you, Harry.
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And anyway, this ain't like you.
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Wait a minute.
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How do you know what I'm like?
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Are you kidding?
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I know you better than you know
yourself. I've known you for years,
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Snowman.
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Snowden.
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Whatever.
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I'm trying to tell you this whole thing
is wrong.
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A 58 -year -old man like you carrying
on.
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I'm 51.
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Get out of here.
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All right, I'll take you away.
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But that ain't the point.
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That's exactly the point.
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I've always seemed older than my years.
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I've had to be an adult ever since my
father died.
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Oh, God, how I remember that day.
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And a fine man he was.
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I hate to think of what he'd think if he
knew about all of this here. I remember
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well, Harry, you and me standing
together.
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Alongside of the grave.
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And then lowering the poor man into the
ground.
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Arch, he was lost at sea.
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Now, please.
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It ain't fair to Wallace.
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You're absolutely right.
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I gotta end it right now.
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Yes, yes. That's what I want you to do.
Do that.
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I'm going to tell Alice.
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Go and find Alice and tell her.
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I think we should separate.
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At least for a while.
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Hey, thanks, Arch.
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This little talk has helped me a lot.
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What the hell went wrong?
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So then I told Alice this was the best
thing for both of us.
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We were stagnating.
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It was time we went out and met new
people, experienced new things.
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That's exactly what I hollered at
Blanche as she drove off with the
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By the way, thanks again for letting me
stay here.
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Are you kidding?
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It's my pleasure.
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Two swinging bachelors on the prowl.
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You know, maybe I'll grow a beard. Oh,
yeah.
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And I might buy that underwear that Jim
Palmer wears.
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Why would you want to buy another guy's
old underwear?
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Forget it.
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I'm going to call Gerda and tell her we
are going out tonight.
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Hey, she is fantastic.
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Yeah. Does she have a sister?
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Yeah.
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Josephine. Did you go out with her?
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Almost.
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Hi, Gerda. Harry.
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Hey, we off at the night, kid?
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Huh?
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Oh, sure, sure. I understand.
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Well, Friday night, then.
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Oh, uh, what about Saturday? That's
better for me anyway.
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Oh, you're busy, huh?
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Well, uh, is it okay if I call you next
week?
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Terrific. Talk to you later.
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Boy, you really did terrific.
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I did? Sure.
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They usually hang up on me.
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Hey, Harry, how about a little Chinese
checkers, huh?
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Okay, Bond.
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Just as soon as I finish unpacking.
Great. I'll go get the board. I want to
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the greenies.
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What happened to my beer?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Vannar.
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I got a lot on my mind.
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Did I tell you Gerda left me?
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Yes, Harry, you did.
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Yeah. She went back to her husband.
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He bought her a new car.
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A diesel.
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Harry.
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May I say something?
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Oh, sure, Mr. Bernard.
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You're starting to bug me.
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I'm back there bugging poor Mr. Bernard.
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Yeah, I know.
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You know, the other day I heard this
whimpering out in the front yard.
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Rusty's dying?
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That's what it sounded like.
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But luckily it was only Harry.
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Why don't you give Alice a call? I'm
sure she'd be happy to hear from you.
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Oh, no, no.
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I couldn't do that.
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Do it!
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Alice says she'd be here any minute.
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Oh, ain't this beautiful?
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Love trials.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Harry.
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Hey, Alice, what'd you do to yourself?
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Well, I got a new hairdo.
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Harry, Alice looks better.
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Listen, could we talk now? Because I got
to get to work soon.
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Wait, you got a job? Yeah, down at
Alexander's.
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I'm in ladies' lingerie.
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Well, a very dignified line of work.
316
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Yes. Why don't we go in the storeroom?
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Sure.
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She seems to be taking it okay.
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She sounded fine. She's even got a job.
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Yeah, ain't that nice?
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You always hated women that worked.
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Not always.
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I'm flexible, you know. My mind is an
open pit on a lot of subjects.
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So, Alice, how you been?
325
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Pretty good.
326
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A lot better than I expected.
327
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,240
How you been, Harry?
328
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:27,359
Me? Oh, terrific.
329
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Skiing, jogging, really feeling good
about myself.
330
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Alice, I'm so miserable.
331
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I thought you said you felt terrific.
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Oh, I am.
333
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,650
I just mean I feel miserable about the
way I hurt you.
334
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I did a terrible thing.
335
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,310
Yeah?
336
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:54,870
But you were right.
337
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,410
I was?
338
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,070
Sure.
339
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:06,010
But we were stagnating. I was much too
dependent on you.
340
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,850
Oh, I wouldn't say that. Oh, Harry.
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00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:14,590
You were always there, you know, to take
care of me and...
342
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160
Now I'm changing.
343
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,680
I got you to thank for that.
344
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,500
Well, I swear.
345
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,440
Let's talk about getting back together
again. I'll take you to dinner tonight.
346
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:32,560
Well, tonight, um, I'm having dinner
with a friend.
347
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,420
Well, can't you break it with her?
348
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:39,900
Well, Harry, it's... It's not her.
349
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It's him.
350
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,620
Why did all this have to happen?
351
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,980
I guess we were just in right.
352
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,420
They're coming.
353
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:04,440
Oh, hey, well, well, well, Alice,
everything's settled, huh?
354
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,500
Yeah, everything's all settled.
355
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,800
Oh, ain't that nice.
356
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,780
Congratulations, Harry.
357
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,660
When do you go back to your house?
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Tomorrow, Arch.
359
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,840
Tomorrow, that's good.
360
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,380
When I go to pick up the rest of my
stuff.
361
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,640
I knew this was going to happen.
362
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:35,380
The minute I heard that that woman was
taking the job, I said to myself, this
363
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,380
is the end.
364
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,720
Listen, Harry, why don't you come over
to the house for dinner?
365
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,360
Oh, thanks, Billy.
366
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,840
Uh, Harry, uh, April would be a good
month.
367
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,820
Harry shouldn't be alone right now. He
needs his friends.
368
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,120
Let's do it tonight.
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00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,980
Well, Billy, you know, tonight, my
favorite TV show, Dialing Fabola for
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00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,660
I'll make beef stroganoff.
371
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,000
I like beef stroganoff.
372
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:04,640
But, Jesus, I don't like beef
stroganoff.
373
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,760
I like beef stroganoff.
374
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,460
So do I.
375
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:20,970
Why, whenever there's some tragedy,
there's always two losers, some other
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and me.
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