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I finally find something worth reading
in this here rag. It says the Regents
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might get their new China type of
Thanksgiving. Ain't that lovely?
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Lovely? Spending $200 ,000 on dishes
when there are hungry people in this
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country? Don't be giving me that left
-wing crap, Paul. That ain't the way to
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look at a thing like this.
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Why not?
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Oh, Mr. Van, because the China, that's
going to last a lifetime. You know,
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starving people, there's a rule, don't
you?
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I'm afraid we're right.
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Can I get you another drink, Mr. Vannar?
No, no. Thanks, Harry. I've got to be
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going. I've got to get to the bank
before it closes.
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The bank?
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Hey, that closed ten minutes ago.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Yeah? My watch stopped.
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How could you tell?
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Same way I knew my cat was dead. No
matter how much I shook it, it wouldn't
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move.
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You have another shot, you know?
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Give me change in, you know, quarters.
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Sure thing, Lloyd.
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Still trying to beat the machine, huh?
Yeah, well, you know.
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Hart, would you cash my social security
check for me? Oh, yeah, certainly, Mr.
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Van. Harry, don't close the cash drawer.
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Here we are.
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What are the numbers there?
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That's $420.
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Oh, $420, that's easy.
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Here we are.
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This is $100.
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There is $200. Why'd you do that? To
watch.
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I had that stack all ready for the bank
deposit.
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Well, get another stack ready, huh?
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Here's 400, there's 410, and 420, Mr.
Van Ark. There you go. Thanks, thanks,
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Arch. Would you do one more thing for
me?
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Would you put it in the right
compartments? The 20s go here, 10s here,
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5s here.
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Oh, look at this nifty system Mr. Van
Ark got with his money here, huh?
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Yeah, I got tired of paying $10 for a
bag of potato chips.
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Plain a barbecue.
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You know, you were dope, Barney.
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Yeah, Mr.
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Van, huh?
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We're all set.
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And don't spend it all in one place
unless it's this place.
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Thanks, Arch.
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Don't you worry.
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All I'm gonna do is, uh, pay my rent.
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And buy a new cat.
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So long. So long, everybody.
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So long.
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There's gonna be a singles dance down at
the Vetman's Hall tonight. You wanna
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go? Not a chance.
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Why not?
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It's gonna be girls.
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Girls, Barney?
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The only females I see hanging around
that joint look like old army soldiers.
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Why don't you go, Arch? Give the ladies
a thrill.
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They're too old for thrills.
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Do you know the only excitement left for
them is watching Mabe and counting
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their hot flashes?
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What about the guys that go there?
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The only action they deliver is wiggling
their ears.
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And not all of them can do that.
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Yeah, well, them poor other guys.
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Well, I gotta get down to the cleaners
and pick up my good tie.
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Oh, it's a formal dance, huh?
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A semi -formal. Does that mean the guys
gotta wear socks?
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Well, I'm going to the dance, and I'll
tell you what, Arch, you're gonna miss a
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lot of merriment.
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I hate merriment, Barney.
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Boy, what a lunch crowd.
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That Vichyssoise show went over.
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If you're talking about the soup, let me
tell you something. That stuff would
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have sold a hell of a lot more if this
one back here had heated it up.
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You don't heat Vichyssoise.
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It's called potato soup.
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Quick, somebody call the police. What?
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Take it easy, Mr. Van Eyre. Mr.
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Van Eyre was mud. Right over here. Sit
down.
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That's it.
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Are you hurt, Mr. Van Eyre?
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I'm okay.
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Except for this bump on my head.
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Harry, get some ice.
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Did they get anything, Mr. Van Orr? It
was just one guy.
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He got my wallet.
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Oh, my God, and all this money in there.
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Barney, did you see who done it? No, no,
I found him in the alley.
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Here's the ice, Mr. Van Orr. What kind
of a creep would mug a blind man in
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daylight? Smart creep.
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Somebody call the police, huh? I'm
calling the police.
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He was smart.
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He picked on a victim who could never
identify him.
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All I want to know is why the law ain't
fighting crime the way it should now.
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I mean, the police, it's been a week,
and they ain't found that muggy yet.
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I know, Arch.
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And we probably won't.
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There just aren't any leads.
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You know, I really miss Mr. Van Aert.
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He still won't leave his apartment?
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Hey, he's really scared.
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We have to send his food over.
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Ah, that's a shame.
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I wish I could tell him it was safe out
there.
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You know, even I get scared, and I'm a
guy that's fearless.
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Except when it thunders and lightnings
out. Then you come running over to my
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house bringing your pillow.
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I only did that once, and you promised
you would never tell.
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Oh, you're going away mad, Blonde? Oh,
no, no, I'm not mad. I just want to sit
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as far away as possible from Tattletail.
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Hey, thanks, Veronica.
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It was really great, but I better be
getting back to work.
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Eight o 'clock, Jimmy?
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Eight o 'clock.
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Will you look at this here?
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For years, she's in love with the mafia.
Now it's the police.
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Not the whole force.
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Just thought I'd try one.
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Well, I need more change.
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Quarters, you know? Sure thing.
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Well, can I sit down with you, Bond?
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Not until you apologize.
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I apologize?
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Sit down, Arch. Thank you, Bond.
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Billy, over there, could you bring your
uncle a nice cup of coffee?
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Sure.
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Hey, Arch.
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What? I just sat down.
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Got something to show you.
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Did your ass come back?
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Will you come here?
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Don't holler.
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God, I'm the only guy working in this
establishment.
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That never takes time out to sit down
and have a little cup of coffee with
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himself.
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What do you want to show me?
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This.
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What, is it queer?
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No.
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Look at it closely.
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Notice anything funny?
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No. Whoa, wait a minute.
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Where's George Washington's picture?
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This is a 20.
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Look in the corner.
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What do you see?
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I see a little red mark that you make
when you're counting money.
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Well, I ain't counted money since last
week.
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Oh, then ain't it a hard time you
counted it again?
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I mean, today, Mr. Vanner got mugged.
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Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. Where did
you get it?
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Don't look now.
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But Lloyd at the pinball machine just
got change for it.
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I mean, the guy... Don't look!
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Crouchy Lloyd, the pinball nut.
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Are you sure he was in that gang?
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I can't remember.
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I'll ask the kid here.
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Yes. Uh, Bobby Lee, get over here.
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Look over my shoulder.
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What do you see?
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Dandruff.
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I said, over my shoulder, not your arm.
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See this guy at the pinball machine?
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Yeah.
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You've only seen him before?
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Well, sure.
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He yelled at me once.
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When did he yell at you? Last week when
I thumped him into sheep's moth.
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He didn't like it cold either.
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Veronica. Veronica.
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Come here.
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Why are you whispering?
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Hey, okay.
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So why are we whispering?
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Remember that soup that you made there,
that cold?
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Don't you call it vicious sauce?
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Yeah.
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What day was that you saw him, Dad?
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Uh, I don't know. Let me see.
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First we had the bean and the bacon, the
vegetable, the pizza. Yeah, okay, okay.
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Um, vicious was that we could go today.
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Today, Mr. Van Ark got mugged.
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Are you saying that that guy's the one?
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What guy?
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The pinball machine just gave me this
bill, and it was one that we gave Mr.
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Haar.
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Now, where is your... Where is your
boyfriend, the cop, now that we
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need him?
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What good can Jimmy do?
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Mr. Van Haar can't identify him.
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Hey, are you guys telling secrets over
there?
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To me, when you listen, suppose Mr.
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Vianard says that he got his eyesight
back when he got hit on the head and he
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saw the guy who'd done it.
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Two to one, that creep will give himself
away.
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And another thing we have to do is get
that $20 bill back to him.
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You're right. You're right, Billy. You
take care of that. I'll see you.
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females here.
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What the hell did he want us to do?
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Frame this guy?
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Well, we gotta do something.
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That's 1 -800 -426 -1433.
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And then what happens is Lloyd gets so
rattled.
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That he tries to make a run for it. Only
it's no good. He can't because the
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police are right there to catch him.
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So, what do you think, huh?
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I think you're hitting the sauce again.
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Terrible idea.
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Jeez, you sound just like Archie.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Veronica, I can't go around playing
games.
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I'm old and I'm blind.
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But you've been old and blind for a long
time.
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were never scared before.
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So I'm old, blind, and scared.
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You can't do it.
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But you can't run scared.
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There's too many of them.
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Listen, I never should have bothered
you.
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No, no. No bother.
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I must have been crazy to come here and
ask you to do this.
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Yes.
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You're probably not the first person he
mugged.
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Probably not.
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Yeah.
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And you probably won't be the last.
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So, uh, I tell you.
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You just stay here behind your locked
doors and, uh, big bolt on it.
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And, uh, keep everybody out.
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I will.
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Of course, sir.
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It's funny.
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Instead of the mugger being sent to
jail, you're the one who ends up behind
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the locked doors.
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That's what you call, uh... What do you
call that?
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Ironic.
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Yeah.
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Okay, Veronica.
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What is it you want me to do?
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You know what Abram Benowitz would call
this whole nutsy charadey here?
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Loco.
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Well, if he was looking at you, if he
was looking at me, he'd save me sugar.
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I think it'll work. Now you get the
money back to him. Just flip it in his
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pocket. I can't plant this on him. You
do it.
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What's it going to look like if I get
caught with my hands in his pocket?
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What's it going to look like if I get
caught?
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So, what's the next move?
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I'll handle it. Okay.
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Excuse me, everybody.
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The 50 ,000th customer walked into the
bar today, and my boss says that he gets
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this $20 bill.
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Gee, who is it?
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The man at the pinball machine.
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Hey!
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Lloyd. No kidding.
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Wait a minute. We came in together.
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I'll take that.
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Barney. Barney, give that $20 to that
man.
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No. Give him another one.
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Give it to him, Barney. I'll take your
20 off your tab.
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Hey, hey.
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No, no, no. I need the cash.
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Look, do I win it or not?
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Yes, you do.
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And your meal is on the house.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Pick up, meatloaf. This 20 is mine.
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You're getting me mad, pal. You know?
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Give him the 20, Barney, or I'll add it
to your tab.
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Yes, add it to his tab.
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Oh, okay, dear.
275
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Is that true? Mr.
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Van Aar can see.
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Hey, that's great. You're kidding.
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Yes, Barty, it's a wonderful thing, Mr.
Van Aar.
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Welcome back.
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00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:01,390
Thank you, Billy. You look just as
pretty as I thought you were.
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All right, so what do I look like, Mr.
Van Aar?
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Fatter.
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00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:12,150
You know, now that I can see all this
pollution, I'm going to have to quit.
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I'm leaving. How are you, Harry? I'm
just fine, Mr. Van Aar.
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Got a little spot on that apron.
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I think I can take off these glasses.
It's not too bright in here.
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00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:29,440
No, no, no, no. You gotta keep them on
till your next examination, Doctor said.
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Oh, God.
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We all gotta help him follow Doctor's
orders.
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I don't believe this.
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Yeah, it's like a miracle.
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00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,460
Is this on the level, Mr. Vannar? How
many fingers?
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00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:48,720
Oh, Barney, what are you asking silly
questions like that for?
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For?
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You're one of a kind.
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One? What color is this?
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Will you please shut up?
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No. How did this happen?
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Mr. Van Awe got his eyesight back when
he was hit on the head. Tell us, Mr. Van
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Awe, what was the first thing you saw?
301
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,980
I saw the mugger.
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He was bleeding white, brown hair. I saw
him very clearly.
303
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,480
Hey, that sounds like you, Lloyd.
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Could have been anybody, you know.
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Does sound like you.
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With that, you know, you know.
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00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,600
You guys are crazy, you know.
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00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,020
That's him!
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00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,440
Hold it!
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00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,680
Hold it right there, miss. Grab him,
Jimmy, sweetheart. Twist his arm.
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00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,940
Yeah, and check his pockets. He's got
Mr. Van Aar's money in it. Yeah, he
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to pass it. He's got my red squiggle in
the corner.
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00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,060
Wait a minute.
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00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,760
I'm being framed here. She give me that
20.
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00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,880
Boy, am I glad I didn't keep it.
316
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,860
Yeah, look, I gotta know what's going
on.
317
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,320
These people are crazy.
318
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:58,020
They planted a 20 on me so as to make it
look like I mugged the old guy, you
319
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,020
know?
320
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,020
You got any ID? Got a driver's license?
321
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,200
I lost it. Where do you work?
322
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,240
Well, I'm laid off. I had a job. Where
do you live?
323
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,380
Well, I was in the Bronx, but then I...
You've been arrested before?
324
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940
Come on.
325
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,600
What are you talking about?
326
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:13,799
Tell you what.
327
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,700
You come along with me and I'll
introduce you to the boys down at the
328
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,439
Wait a minute.
329
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,460
I've been framed here.
330
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,320
We're just going to talk.
331
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,540
I want you to meet a computer.
332
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880
Hey,
333
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,100
hey.
334
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,120
Hey, I like that.
335
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,920
Oh, ain't it a good thing that I
recognize your red squiggle, huh?
336
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,620
Yeah, Arch.
337
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,300
We owe it all to you.
338
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,740
What do we owe?
339
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,120
We've done it.
340
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:46,980
What do we do?
341
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:55,810
I may not have my sight, but thanks to
you, I feel I have my freedom back.
342
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,330
Oh, wait a minute.
343
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,690
How did he lose his sight again?
344
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:09,190
Barney, I would like to take you over to
Nutley, New Jersey,
345
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:15,109
because there's a large, peaceful house
there with beautiful trees and a big
346
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,290
wall all around.
347
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,550
Could I bring Rusty?
348
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,599
Hiya, Jimmy, sweetheart.
349
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,960
Hi, Veronica.
350
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,420
Can I get you something to eat?
351
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,700
I, uh, got some fresh oysters.
352
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,820
Oh, uh, ask me later.
353
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:39,080
Well, well, well, well, welcome to the
law. Always nice to see New York's
354
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,120
finest. I wanted to ask you.
355
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,900
I hope youse guys put that mugger away,
but send big ones.
356
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,680
Well, that's what I came here to tell
you.
357
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,820
We had to let Lloyd Johnson go.
358
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,760
You let him go?
359
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,080
Yeah. See?
360
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:58,150
Say, say, what have I been telling you,
Z?
361
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,390
You know what I mean? That creep's back
on the streets.
362
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:02,710
He's free?
363
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,250
That's right.
364
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:05,390
Couldn't even hold him.
365
00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,110
Insufficient evidence.
366
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:10,110
That is the trouble with our legal
system.
367
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,650
It requires evidence.
368
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,330
That $20 bill was evidence.
369
00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:18,110
Well, no, it isn't. You see, you gave it
to him.
370
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:22,130
After he stole it from Mr. Van Aar. But
you can't prove that.
371
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,370
I mean, Harry marks a lot of bills.
372
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:25,549
See that?
373
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:26,710
Harry, you was wasting your time.
374
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:32,150
But Mr. Vannar identified him from his
voice. He kept saying, you know.
375
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:36,850
Well, unfortunately, a lot of people
say, you know, you know.
376
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,730
That is not identification.
377
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,490
He's on the street.
378
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,550
That's right.
379
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,750
I'm sorry, Mr. Vannar, really sorry.
380
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,510
There just wasn't any way we could hold
him. I understand.
381
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,430
Oh, well, I don't understand nothing
there.
382
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:57,140
I mean, here we all are, racking our
brains to work out some kind of scheme
383
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,900
prove that crime doesn't pay.
384
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,720
And youse guys let him off.
385
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,160
Oh, come on, Archie. It ain't Jimmy's
fault.
386
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:09,380
If he ever comes back here, I got a .45
that works without evidence.
387
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,960
All right.
388
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280
I got to go.
389
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:16,280
Wait a minute. Where are you going? It's
early. No, I've got some things to do.
390
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,660
You're not going to hide again, are you?
No, no, no.
391
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,780
He's only one person.
392
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,060
Can't run scared.
393
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,230
Just too many of them.
394
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:31,490
Something wrong, Mr. Vanner?
395
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,270
No.
396
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,170
No, I was just... Just wondering.
397
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:40,390
Anybody going in my direction?
398
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:11,160
Something's been bothering me. Yeah,
well, me too. About Mr. Bernard, huh?
399
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,660
No, about me.
400
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:22,320
What? You know, yesterday when you were
whispering, did you tell any more of my
401
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,320
secrets?
402
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,940
Just one.
403
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:32,720
I told everybody that Barney Hefner has
a Donald Duck nightlight.
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