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Now, Mrs. Campion, in case of
emergencies.
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I call the Catskill Inn.
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Number? Area code 914 -555 -6200.
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Room? 319.
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Anybody in there?
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You're in the convention center by the
bar equipment display.
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Or? The Cheeses of the World exhibit.
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Hey, hey, bring me back some Dutch Limb
Waker.
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Not in my car.
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Can we go?
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All right, all right, come on. I'm
going, I'm going.
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God, I hate to leave home. I never enjoy
myself.
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Now, don't worry about a thing here.
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Steffi and I have a great weekend
planned.
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Tomorrow, Mrs. Cammie's taking me to the
Museum of Modern Art.
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They got any nude statues in that Museum
of Modern Art?
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Yes, but they look more like bicycles.
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God, do we go?
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Come on, we will never beat that
traffic. All right, all right. Now,
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all of you, take care of yourselves.
I'll be careful when I'm gone.
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Remember, you're living in New York.
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I'll see you in a couple of days.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, be a good girl, huh? Don't talk to
nobody on the streets.
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Why? Because nobody's any good.
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Why? Come on.
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Yes.
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Okay, son.
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Thank you.
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Here you go. What are you giving him
here?
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Buck, take it a half a buck. I'm turning
the lamp on. Here you go. Thank you.
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Well, nice room, huh?
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Well, I guess it ain't bad.
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Smells kind of funny.
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Oh, well, look, that's the air
freshener. Makes it smell like it's
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If you want to smell the outdoors, why
rent a room?
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Oh, holy cow, look at this. Oh, what's
the matter now?
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Why do they always do this in hotels?
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Stretch these things across the can.
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God, for your own protection. What the
hell do they think I'm going to do, fall
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in?
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Forget the room, buddy. We're not going
to be in it that much.
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Oh, here you go.
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Here's your identification tags.
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There's yours.
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There's mine.
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Oh, look at this.
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Look at this, will you?
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Sauna and massage and co -ed hot tubs.
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Darling. Oh, oh.
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A bunch of half -naked
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people thrashing around in one of them
tubs doing God knows what of the
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Don't be so narrow -minded.
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Let me tell you something. It's that
kind of stuff that destroyed the
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Empire.
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What are you talking about?
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Yes, yes, while all the Japs was
relaxing in them tubs there, MacArthur
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sneaking up on them.
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MacArthur, you've been out of the
mainstream for a long time. You know,
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the 80s. You're still back in the 40s.
Now, get with it, will you?
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Excuse me. I'm going to freshen up.
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Mrs. Camby is me.
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Yeah, well, yeah, we got here fine.
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No, no, no, no, I ain't worried about
nothing. I just thought that maybe I...
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Maybe I left the phone off the hook.
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It is off the hook?
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Oh, yeah, you use it, sure.
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Well, listen, while I got you on the
wire, I was noticing here that it was
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getting dark, so I figured it must be
dark there, too, you know? And where's
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kid?
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Oh, she's doing her homework. That's
nice.
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No, no, don't put her on the wire there,
see, because that might upset her. Did
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she bawl a lot after I left?
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Not now.
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Tough little nuttings.
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Well, look, I won't take up more of your
time. I can call you tomorrow.
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Yes, yes, good night. Good night.
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What are you going home for?
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Not that I forgot something.
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Like what?
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My cuticle scissors. The hell with them.
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Come on, forget about home.
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We're here to relax.
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Loosen up.
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Live a little.
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Oh, my God.
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Pretty fancy, eh?
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Where'd you find that? In the shower?
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And it's custom made.
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Why?
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Why?
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Well, because it makes me look ten years
younger.
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Makes me feel good to wear it.
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And what's wrong with that?
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Well, you look like a different guy.
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Well, that's what life is all about. You
gotta try new things. You keep
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experimenting, Arch.
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Experimenting? Who are you, Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Klein?
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All right, enough of this, huh?
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Let's go down to the bar, have a drink,
and mingle around.
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We'll go down and have a little drink.
Forget about the mingling.
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Okay.
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Let's just be on our merry way then,
huh?
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And do whatever happens.
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Happens.
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I want to see what happens to that doily
when you sneeze.
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Thank you. Hey, this is great, isn't it?
I don't like this kind of a crowd.
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Murray, everybody on the make.
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Come on, just people trying to have fun
before the moral majority takes over.
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Hi, fellas. Hi, fellas. Hi.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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I'm Betty and this is Marlene.
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Hello, Betty and Marlene. I'm Murray.
This is Archie there. We run a
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little bistro on the North Shore.
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It means we own a saloon in our story.
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We're with Bayside Distributors, and we
would love for you to join us tonight.
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We're having a party in 3811.
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A party tonight?
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Would you come? We can't make that. Oh,
come on. Food and drinks and lots of
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attractive ladies.
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Oh, attractive ladies.
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Well, I mean, don't grab me. What's the
matter? Don't you like women?
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No.
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Don't worry about it, boys.
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We respect that.
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Let's go, Betty.
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You know what they think we are. Do you
know what they are?
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That's what I wanted to find out.
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Ask me. I'll tell you.
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I'm not going to meet any women hanging
around with you. You're a drag. I came
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here to mingle. I'm going to mingle.
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Maury, we're supposed to be inspecting
bar equipment.
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Well, that's exactly what I'm going to
do.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to inspect a well -equipped
bar.
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Listen, I may want to use the room to
entertain, so if you see a don't disturb
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sign on the door, you know what that
means, huh?
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Yeah, it means you have an animal.
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You'll never guess.
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Oh, why?
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Because you don't know me.
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Uh -oh. Can I sit up? Oh, well, lady,
I'm alone. Oh, good.
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So am I.
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I'm glad it's Piper.
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Yeah, how do you do? Wait for his check,
please.
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Archie bummer.
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Wait, Chris.
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There we are.
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Come on in, Diana.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Take off your fox.
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I'll be right with you.
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Room period.
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I like a nice chilled bottle of Cordon
Rouge.
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How long will that take to get up here?
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45 minutes? Why so long?
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It's all right, honey.
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We'll still be here.
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Okay, fine.
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Thank you.
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319.
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That's right.
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Well, Diana.
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Murray.
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Tell me, how long have you been
distributing organic food?
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We didn't come up here to discuss
business now, did we? Oh, you're so
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Oh,
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you're sick of me.
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I'm sick of this.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What do you want?
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More than you planned on, tiger.
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I really figured you'd be the kind of
guy to wear a money belt.
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Look, I told you, that's all I have.
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Just take what you want.
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Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.
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Hey, what time is it?
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It's a half past... Here, just take a
leave. Back up. Yes, ma 'am. Whatever
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say. Whatever you say.
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Oh.
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What's the matter? I was hoping for a
lawn jean.
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That's a joke, Murray. Laugh.
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You know,
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you conventioneers.
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I always carry around too much cash.
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Doesn't anybody listen to Carl Malden?
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You've done this before, haven't you?
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Sorry to tell you, Murray, but you're
not my first.
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Let me ask you something.
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Why me?
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When you pay for my drink in the bar,
you flash quite a role to impress me.
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I don't want you to call the police
until after I'm long gone.
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So put your hands through here.
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Come on. Yes, ma 'am.
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And then we went into the 11th grade.
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You didn't go on to college, did you?
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We were planning to.
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The tragedy struck.
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Again?
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So low.
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I seriously considered killing myself.
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Waitress.
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He's coming over me now.
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You know what I really like best about
you?
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You're kind.
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I think you're the kindest, most
sensitive man I have met in a long time.
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But you don't talk enough about
yourself.
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I mean, like, what do you do for fun?
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You have any hobbies?
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Here, magic.
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Magic. Oh, could you do something for
me?
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Well, maybe I could.
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We'll go up into space there.
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And close your eyes.
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This is exciting.
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Now, don't open your eyes again now.
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Okay. Until after you've finished
counting up to ten.
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Go.
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This is it.
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I knew you would.
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Relax, Murray.
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You're not getting out of this.
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Who's that?
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It's Archie, my roommate.
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Oh, no.
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Listen, you play along with everything I
say.
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Pretend that you're having a good time.
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Or I'll shoot you. And then I'll shoot
him.
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Hey, Arch.
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I'm entertaining.
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Geez, why did you put that sign on a
door there?
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I forgot.
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Well, I...
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What the hell is going on here?
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You're all tied up. You look like you're
in pain.
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He begged me to do it. It's the only
thing he likes.
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Nothing else works for me, Arch.
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I feel soiled.
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What the hell are you, a kinko?
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I'm a victim of my upbringing.
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Don't bring a thing like this on your
poor mother.
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people like this before, but I've never
met one.
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You ought to be horse -whipped.
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Please, don't get him excited.
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Come on, child.
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Get up off of that bed.
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Come over here.
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Now, this ought to be a lesson to you.
Never go into a man's hotel room. Didn't
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your poor father ever tell you that?
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Just when he passed away.
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It was sad.
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You ought to be ashamed.
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Can I go home now?
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Yes, of course you can. You should go
home now. Come on. Don't look back at
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that.
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You go home and get yourself a nice cup
of cocoa and get into your bed and put
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all of this out of your mind.
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You're a very nice man. Well, thank you.
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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When I seen you put that rug on your
head, I knew you was weird.
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Call the police.
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The police? Yes.
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The police is the last people you want
at a time like this, Marie?
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Do you know what them big, innocent
upstate cops would do to a degenerate
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you? I don't care what they would do.
This was a stick -up. She had a gun.
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What a lot of malarkey. No, but check my
wallet. out of the table there. Go
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ahead, check it. Take a look. Go ahead.
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Murray, you'll be robbed.
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Will you get me out of this house?
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Yeah, all right.
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Don't worry about it. You're in no
danger now. I gotta call somebody first
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Jeez. How am I gonna explain this to all
the guys back home?
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You don't have to.
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Hello, desk.
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Listen, I want you to get me the police
here.
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This is Archie Bunker. I'm up in room
319.
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Yes, we was robbed.
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No, no, nobody is hurt.
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See, what happened is this beautiful
young blonde girl with a gun, she come
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here, see?
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And she overpowered my partner, Murray
Klein.
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Murray Klein.
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Yes, all right. He'll be right over.
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Good. Good. Soon as you can. Bye.
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Jeez.
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Is this all she done to you, Rob? No.
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She tied me up. Now, will you untie me?
She didn't let you do nothing first. Can
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you get me out of these ropes?
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
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Oh, by the way, look what I brought you.
Oh, come on.
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Take it easy. Take it easy. See?
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I tried to warn you about this, you
know.
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Stay away from women. Keep away.
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Because they're all dangerous. See?
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That's why I got married, so I could
stay the hell away from him.
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Come in.
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Excuse me.
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What do they sure get all kinds at these
conventions?
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Now, don't be a smart aleck. You don't
know what this poor man's been through
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here. Listen, what two consenting adults
do in the confines of their own room,
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it's okay with me.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I feel those stupid boys. She must
have seen me coming. She did.
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She did.
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You was hot to trot, and it was wrote
all over your face there, not to mention
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the top of your head. Oh, come on. Will
you lay off me? I almost got killed.
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You almost got killed. Why can't you
control your sexual surges there?
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Dates, girls, parties, bars. Why do you
keep doing it? Because I just happen to
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like a little fun. Is that a crime?
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It was tonight, and I hope you learned
something.
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Oh, I did. And from that girl.
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What?
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Carry traveler's checks.
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Oh, that's A.
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But then there is B.
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Come in, officer.
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And this is a thing I have known all my
life. Never pick up a woman in a bar.
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Why'd you leave me at the bar?
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Oh, my God.
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My chickens.
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You disappeared, but I found you.
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Ah, chickens.
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Murray. Oh, you ordered champagne.
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Oh, how romantic.
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I'll wait for the police downstairs. I
don't think you want them to come up
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here, do you? Ah, Murray, come on and
say what you think here.
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I see, yes.
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I'll leave the sign on the outside of
the door.
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Murray. Ah, chickens.
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Murray.
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Murray!
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Here we are.
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Yeah.
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What are we going to do now?
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Oh, jeez.
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Oh, well.
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As long as we're all alone in the room.
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Would you care to join me on the bed
here?
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No more magic?
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How the hell would I? But, Magic, the
time for that kid stuff is long past.
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Well, ain't this, uh, what do you call?
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Entree mousse?
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I guess so.
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Would you, uh, mind if I tied you
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up?
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What the hell am I laughing at? The
whole world is doing this.
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