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Hey, we got trouble.
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We've got trouble.
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What? What now?
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Archie wants to hang around tonight.
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Look, he's going to find out what we're
doing sooner or later.
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Yeah, but I'd rather him find out later
than sooner.
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Murray, take it easy. What is the last
thing he's going to want to do on his
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night off?
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Work. You're right. You're right. Okay.
Look, I'll go out and talk to him. Tell
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him he's got to work here tonight.
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Okay? You come out in a few minutes and
agree with everything I say. Okay?
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Okay. Okay.
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I'll agree. I'll agree.
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I got to talk to you. Yeah, well,
listen, I want to talk to you, too,
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of these strange items you're putting on
the menu. Look, can we go over that
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tomorrow? No, we talk about it now. What
is this shrimp Louie here? Who the hell
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is Louie? Well, I don't care.
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And what's this other thing here?
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Escargot. Yeah, that's escargot. That's
snails.
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Snails? Oh, come on, Murray. Our
customers are not going to eat no animal
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leaves trails behind.
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Marge, why don't you go to that lodge
meeting tonight?
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You know I quit the lodge over racial
strife.
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Look, you can't hang around here. We got
a lot of work to do.
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A lot of work to do?
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What kind of work?
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We've got to clean out the pantry and
take the inventory and straighten out
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books. Straighten out the books.
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And then we attack the storeroom. Attack
the storeroom.
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When you was out shopping for the
snails, did you also pick up a pirate
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giant? For the giant.
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Well, I think we ought to get started,
huh? What do you say, Veronica?
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I think we can do this in about five or
six hours. Easy.
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Hold it. Hold it. Five or six hours.
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Maury, I can't do that. Why not?
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No, I got to get home now. Listen, it
ain't like I want to leave you with a
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of work to do, but I promised Mrs. Camby
I'd do something important for her
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there. Like what?
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It was to toss a salad.
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Here's a CBS movie, Sounds to Vivic.
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The other side of the goalposts.
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A hard -rendering tale of how an athlete
with brain damage falls in love with a
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deaf schoolteacher.
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You know, there's a story that touches
all our lives.
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So why did you watch that tonight?
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Because it ain't on tonight.
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What do you say to that, kiddo? You want
to play me a couple of hands of cards?
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I'm doing my homework.
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Ah, you want my help?
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No.
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Well, then it must be something easy.
What is it?
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It's science. Newton's laws.
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Newton's laws.
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Newton, Newton, Newton, Newton.
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Oh, yeah. Wasn't he the guy that
discovered how to make a cookie out of a
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Sometimes this child gives me the
funniest looks.
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Why don't you go out and have some fun?
Go bowling.
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Oh, well, no.
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I let my bowling ball down in the bar,
you know. If I go down there to get it,
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Murray, he'll only put me to work.
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How can he put you to work on your night
off?
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Because he does what Murray tells him.
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What do you mean I do what Murray tells
me? I'm the boss.
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Then act like the boss.
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Get your ball and go bowling.
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Well, maybe I will at that.
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Hey, listen, the main reason that I
didn't want to do that was that this is
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Tuesday, you know.
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And Tuesday night is the...
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Senior Citizens League.
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Some of them old people, they rack up
more strokes than they do strikes.
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But then, God knows I'm headed for that
league myself.
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Oh, dear.
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We have this every Tuesday night.
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Okay, now, so I got him against the
rope, right? I think he went left.
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He'd fall down.
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Now, if I stayed in the ring, I could
have been a contender.
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Is that a point?
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Yeah. That was exciting, Mary.
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Was even more exciting when Marlon
Brando said it on the waterfront.
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Give me a break, will you?
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Have an hors d 'oeuvre, Mar.
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You want to come to my place and play
carnival? Ooh, what's that?
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You sit on my lap and I guess your
weight.
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Hey, buddy, you know the most thrilling
way to play carnival?
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How? You go out and find the gorilla and
kick him in the behind.
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What is this lady's night every Tuesday?
Boys, drink free!
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Hey, hey, find a room, will you?
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Sure I know you. You're B .O. Derry.
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Funny.
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Hey, I ain't seen you here tonight.
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I don't think you've seen nothing here
tonight.
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All right, so I give him another lift.
Give him a right. Another left. I step
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back. Down he goes.
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Now, if I had stayed in the ring, I
could have been a contender.
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I cry on you. attention a minute there,
contender?
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Well, Arch.
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Yeah, hi. What are you doing here?
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Never mind that. What the hell is going
on here?
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Look, don't get excited. Just trying out
a new thing. This is an evening for the
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ladies. I was going to tell you about
it. Oh, you were?
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Was you going to tell me before?
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Do you have to be here? No. Why?
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See you later.
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Was you going to tell me before or
after?
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You give away all of our priceless
liquor.
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How are you?
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What a surprise.
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Since when did we begin selling little
weenies? No, we're not selling them.
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We're giving them away. It's a nice
gesture for the customers, don't you
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got a gesture for the two of you.
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Give me that, come on. You're turning
the place into a pickup joint.
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It isn't a pickup joint.
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What do you mean? I got eyes and I know
what I'm looking at there. Look at them
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two over there, huh?
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They're running off to find a motel room
because they want to get weighed.
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Just a minute, Veronica. Will you stay
here and just watch our bar? You, big
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mouth, get inside. I'll get inside. Come
inside. I want to talk with you. I got
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some things to talk over with you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, feeling it.
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Hey, listen, Mac.
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Anytime you get them whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa feelings, the can is in here on
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left.
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Ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Where
do you come off this? Shut the door,
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you? I'll shut the door.
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Where do you come off doing a thing like
this to me without letting me know
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about it? Because every time I come up
with a new idea to improve the things in
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this joint, you hear what I'm saying?
Joint. You say no. That's all I hear
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you. No, no, no.
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Well, you know I can't stand no way.
That's what I'm talking about.
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How do you expect to make money out of a
thing like this? After you pay the
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piano player there. After you pay for
all the free booze.
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What are you talking about? That ladies'
night is going to be turning a profit
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in a couple of weeks. I don't want to
talk about that, Nevin, no more. In
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I don't want to talk about no business
at all. I don't want to talk to you.
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If that's the way you want it, that's
the way you're going to get it.
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You don't want to talk to me? I don't
want to talk to you.
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I'll do my job, you just do your job.
And if you've got anything to say to me,
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you use somebody else.
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What do you mean?
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Use Harry, Banner, Barney, or your
lawyer.
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Your lawyer.
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Take a look at today's specials. I think
you'll like them.
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Hey, Art, this is really delicious
chicken.
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Well, it ought to be. I order only the
cherished boys, you know.
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With the wings and the legs already
removed.
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I get them from the mafia.
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My partner Klein, you know, he don't
know how to order nothing.
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That place is really hopping, Murray.
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No, thanks to Bunker. You know, if he
had his way, the only customers we would
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have would be old doughboys singing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
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How long has this been going on?
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All morning.
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It's like Tendon Bar at the Battle of
Bull Run.
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Who made Bull?
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Hey, Arch.
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Yeah? Slow gin fizz for table six. Oh,
yeah, yeah.
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What are you doing with the oranges in
this?
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Murray likes a little garnish in the
drinks.
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Tell Mr.
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Klein, if he wants to serve fruits, why
don't he open up his own saloon on Fire
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Island?
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Tell Mr.
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Bunker that the customers like it that
way.
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He says... The way those two guys are
carrying on is driving me to drink.
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Watch it, Jose.
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One to a kitchen.
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I have an idea. This worked great in a
picture with Audrey Hepburn and Gregory
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Peck. Now, you tell Murray that Archie
wants to apologize.
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And I'll tell Archie that Murray wants
to apologize.
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But then you'll have to get them
together in a castle in the south of
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How about a storeroom in the north of
Queens?
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It's just as good.
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You thinking of work, Jose?
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Who knows?
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As my uncle Cortillo used to say, you
can lead a horse to water, but if he
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tequila, that's it.
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I hope this works, Barney.
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It's a natural.
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What are we doing?
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Fundamentally, we're bringing together
two people who want to stay together.
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All right, then let's just break it up.
No apology, no deal. Right, this jank
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got along pretty swell before you come.
I'm going to get along swell after you
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go. Well, let me tell you something. I'm
the only one around here who knows what
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he's doing.
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Wrong hat.
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So this is it then, huh, Murray? That's
right, Arch. This is it.
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You said you wanted to apologize to me.
You want me to apologize to him? Well, I
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ain't gonna do nothing like that.
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Look at each other, huh?
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What does this here thing could lead to
heartbreak?
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Any other ideas, Barney?
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Well, there was this other swell picture
with Gene Raymond and Vera Ruber
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Ralston.
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How you doing there, Mr. Bell?
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Oh, kind of tough working alone, Arch.
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No, no.
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What do you mean by that?
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Oh, when I heard that Murray walked out
of here a week ago, I figured this place
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would collapse.
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No, I ain't far from it. Let me tell you
something.
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This place is one that's smoother than
it ever run before. Now that I'm doing
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myself, my way.
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Uh, Harry.
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A drawer of brew for the boss here, huh?
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And another highball on the house for
Mr. Bernard.
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Arch, I'm still working on my last free
one.
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When I drink too much, my hearing gets
blurred.
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Hey, Archie, when is my meat being
delivered? I've got dinner to prepare.
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Will you keep your drawers on there,
huh?
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I know all about it. Your meat will be
delivered this afternoon, unscheduled.
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I don't forget nothing.
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They forgot his beer.
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Chuck's meat?
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Is this Chuck?
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Yeah, this is Archie Bunk of old Archie
Bunker's place.
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Hi, Chuck.
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Hey, listen, Chuck.
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Didn't I order meat yesterday afternoon?
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Oh, I didn't.
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Well, listen, you've got to send me over
some meat right away.
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What do you call emergency meat?
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Oh,
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Chuck, I don't know. Murray usually does
this, you know. Whatever he says. Hey.
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Send over some steaks, you know, and
some chops and ground soy loin there,
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roast chuck.
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Now, hold on. No, no, I don't mean a
roast chuck. See, a chuck is your name.
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If I'd have wanted a roast chuck, I'd
have said, send me over some roast chuck
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chuck.
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You got that all, huh?
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Well, send it over as soon as you can,
will you? Please.
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Yeah, thank you very much, Chuck.
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Yeah, yeah, goodbye, Chuck.
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Who's that?
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It's an old bag lady.
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Yeah, come on in, come on in.
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What a mess.
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If Mrs. Cagney saw this, she wouldn't
get dessert for a week.
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Did you bring your calculator?
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Yeah, but what's wrong with this one?
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That one there was broke.
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Who broke it?
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What is the difference who broke us,
huh?
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I know who broke us. And knowing that
don't do me no good.
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Lock the door, huh?
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How'd it get like this?
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Your Uncle Murray walking out on me
without apologizing is how it got like
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I see a calculator.
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You brought me a Mickey Mouse
calculator?
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Works for me.
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All right, all right. Here, here.
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I want you to work an easier figure,
see?
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I've been doing it in my head.
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And I'm off a little bit, you know. One
time, $7. The next time, $1 ,800 like
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that.
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So, you add up this count of figures
here with the result. Add the other
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put the result. Add the two together,
see? You put that result back in sale.
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Can you do that box over there? Uncle
Lars, I don't think I can do all this.
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But I need some help.
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I can tell you how to start.
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Tell me.
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Apologize to Murray.
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Oh, no, no. I ain't gonna apologize to
him.
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What do you mean, apologize to Murray,
huh?
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Who is it?
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Hello? Hello?
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How the hell does this thing work?
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Stop fiddling with it.
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I'll buzz the buzzer. You hear it buzz,
you push the door.
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Hello? Hello?
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Look, we've already done that, Arch.
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Look, I'm pushing the buzzer.
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Open the door. We're down the hallway.
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I'm on the ground floor, remember?
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That's apartment 1A.
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Can you hear me?
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I can hear you now.
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Thank you.
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Well, sit down. Yeah, I'll sit over
here.
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What'd you come for?
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Well, nothing.
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Did you come to apologize?
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Apologize? No, no.
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I come because I want to let you know
that, uh, everybody down at James asked
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me. Oh.
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That's nice.
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Thank you.
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Uh, I was going over the books, you
know.
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Any problem with the books?
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00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,520
Oh, no, no, no problem. Hey, you know
what I'm saying.
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Hey. Books is the easiest part of the
job.
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But it was whilst I was going over the
books that it come to me that the
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night maybe could make us some money.
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Well, I think you should go on with it.
Why not? It's your place.
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Want a drink?
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Yeah, give me something. Whatever you
have.
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A little wine?
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Man.
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Here you go.
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I don't want to go on with it alone.
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Murray, I think we ought to go on with
it together like before, equal partners.
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Come on, what do you say?
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I say no.
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Look, Arch, I just think that I ought to
sell my share of the place to somebody.
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Who? Well, anybody I want.
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Somebody you like, hopefully.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute, Murray. Listen, listen, hear me
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now.
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suppose you and I was going to be
partners, like, for the first time.
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Now, you tell me the first thing that
you would ask me. You just name it. I'll
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give it to you.
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Well, I want two things. Two things?
Yeah.
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First, I want an apology.
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Apology? No, no, hear me out.
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First, an apology.
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Second, our names on the front window.
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You mean you want me to change the name
of Archie Bunker? No, no, no, no, no,
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no. I didn't mean that. I mean, for me,
that would be bad luck. I mean, it's...
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It's always been Archie Bunker's place,
right? I think it's best to stay that
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way. Oh, much better, Mark.
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You know, what I was thinking, like my
name on the window. We could do that.
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Very artistic.
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You paint your name there in very fancy
little black letters.
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Large gold letters.
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Done on the door.
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On the window.
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Where? The lower left -hand corner.
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Looking out or looking in?
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Looking in.
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Come on, come on.
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We've got to get right back to the
place. Wait a minute.
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I've got to come in tomorrow. What's the
rush? No, no, not tomorrow. Tonight.
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We've got a lot of work to do.
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You know,
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nothing that can't wait until we get
back to the office there.
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A couple of little things, you know,
like the calculator got broke.
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00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:46,360
The main thing I want to tell you,
Murray, is here.
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I'm awful glad you're coming back.
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What happened to the calculator?
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Somebody broke it. Well, who?
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What difference does it make who?
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Well, will you give me an idea?
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All right, all right, if you must know.
I want to know what happened. The kid
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was playing with it. She broke it.
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