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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, Sergeant. I want to bail out
one of your prisoners.
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Anyone in particular, or shall we select
one at random?
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It's a lady named Dottie Wurtz. Dottie
Wurtz.
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Let's see how this lady has offended
society.
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Oh, I see.
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Prostitution. Picked up for soliciting a
plainclothes police officer at the King
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Crown Tavern on Northern Boulevard. You
a lawyer?
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I'm a friend, homie.
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$500. Stay over there.
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He wants one of the hookers.
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The white one.
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Archie Bunker's place. We cater to
straights.
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Oh, hiya, Molly.
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I thought you was going to bring her a
cake or something, not bail her out.
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Now, listen, Archie, if we hadn't kicked
her out of our place, she wouldn't have
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been working strange saloons.
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And she wouldn't have gotten arrested.
Now, we've got to do something for her.
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Otherwise, we're going to feel guilty
for the rest of our lives.
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Maybe you feel guilty, but I'm a
Gentile. We're happy people.
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Listen, Arch, I'm not only bailing her
out, I'm going to offer her a real job
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with us. Are you nuts?
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We need another waiter, don't we?
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Listen,
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Arch, we are doing the right thing. For
God's sake, can't you give a person a
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chance?
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All right, now, Murray, hold it, will
you? Don't jump into anything. Give me a
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minute to think, will you? Here.
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Let me ask Harry.
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Ask me what?
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About the idea of nodding the hook or
waiting tables here.
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That's a terrible idea.
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Okay.
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Harry says it's a terrible idea, so,
uh...
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Let's try it.
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But, Marty, remember this.
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You tell Dotty that she serves nothing
to our customers except a lunch and
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dinner.
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No what he calls snacks between meals.
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Goodbye.
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I just want to ask you... What? What?
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Give me a chance, huh?
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You're going to spit it out, huh?
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I just want to know how you feel about
working with a hooker.
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Why? Are we diversifying our operation?
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I mean somebody to help your nephew
Freddie wait on the tables.
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A hooker moonlighting as a waitress.
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That's a switch.
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Just before you came here, one of the
girls died in there.
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What? What happened?
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They don't know. They just took her
away.
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She was sleeping, and then she opened
her eyes, and she looked right at me.
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And then she tried to say something, and
I didn't get it. And then she closed
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her eyes again, and she was gone.
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I got you in here for doing it.
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Well, starting a long time ago, I was an
artist model.
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Did you ever work anywhere with your
clothes on?
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Excuse me. I mean, do you ever work in a
restaurant?
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You mean, was I a waitress? Yeah.
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Yeah, I've done that.
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Well, that's terrific.
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Why don't you do the same thing for
Archie and me?
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Oh, Murray, you know that won't work.
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Marvin...
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You know,
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I know there are going to be problems,
but I think we can work those problems
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out on the job.
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But you have to remember that the
restaurant is the job, and there's
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else. Nothing else.
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You want to try?
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You want to go on being a hooker?
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No, no.
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Well, I mean, I'm ready. But, you know,
what about Archie?
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Don't worry about him.
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You see, I trust you.
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How can you trust a hooker?
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Archie needs help.
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But some of our customers know her.
Ain't they going to be a little shocked?
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Why should a man be shocked because the
woman he went to bed with serves him his
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lunch?
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Come on, Mr. Ben. You know what I mean.
Can't you hear the low remarks being
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passed? And you know damn well some of
these Johns are going to be dating her.
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We'll be right back to where we started
when we 86'd her. Arch, wait and see
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what happens.
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I think Dottie will be fine.
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Boy, it's cold out there. You know, you
got ice forming on your sidewalk.
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Well, I think it was Kelly or maybe it
was Sheets that wrote, if winter comes,
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then spring's got no behind.
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Yeah. Anybody want to buy a house?
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Are you selling yours?
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Yeah. The divorce came through.
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I got the notice today.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Barney. I'm not. I'm glad
it's final. Now I know where I'm going.
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Where are you going?
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Who knows?
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How's the settlement?
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Fair settlement.
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Blanche, clean me out.
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You know, she took all the cash.
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All? In one fell swoop, $212.
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Today's woman ain't got no mercy.
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Yeah. And not only that, I got a fork
over 50 % of the proceeds from the
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Don't give it to her.
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Don't sell your house, Barney. Stay in
her house.
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All along.
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Hey, Barney, now don't start crying
there because I can't take it.
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I can't help it.
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Hey, Barney, Barney, new house rule
here.
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Nobody's allowed to cry if he's running
a tab more than $25.
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How much is mine?
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$50.
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a new job.
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That's okay. Just treat it like your old
job.
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This job, she's on her feet more,
Father.
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Your order, sir?
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Oh, I can't make up my mind.
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Between what?
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Between the baked halibut and the
blueberry pie.
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They're both very good.
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Okay, bring me an order of each. And a
bottle of tomato ketchup.
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It's my first day on the job.
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Did anybody ever tell you that you're
very beautiful?
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Oh, thank you.
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Anything to drink?
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Yeah, five cups of coffee. Five?
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I want to be wide awake for our date
tonight.
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Well, excuse me. I'll fill your order.
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Yeah,
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what is he, some kind of a wise guy?
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Nah, just a sad guy.
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Why?
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He asked me for a date.
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Married? I heard his wife ran away with
someone. Oh, when?
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1976.
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77, 78, 79.
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One more, she'd make the Guinness Book
of Records.
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Missed you. Are we all set for our date
tonight?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't socialize with the customers.
That's the boss's orders.
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Oh, don't worry about Archie. What he
doesn't know won't hurt him. And he
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doesn't know anything.
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I'm sorry.
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I just better not.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're not really worried about the
bosses.
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I just don't appeal to you that much,
right?
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No, that's not it.
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So I'm not the handsomest guy in New
York. Or even Queens.
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Take a look around this joint. Now,
right here. I gotta be in the top 20,
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You like to shoot pool?
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No.
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How about bowling?
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No.
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What about pinochle? Oh, no.
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Well, what else is there?
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I don't know.
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Movies, I guess.
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Hey, I love movies.
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Well, I'm sorry, I...
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This is not a good idea. Oh, come on
now, wait a minute. This is a free
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isn't it? I mean, when you get off here,
you can go out with anybody you want.
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I did read in the paper over at the
Northern, they're showing Romeo and
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Double features put me to sleep.
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You're cute.
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I know.
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With my kind of face, you're forced to
be cute.
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You have a nice face.
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That's easy for you to say. You don't
have to...
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll pick you up right here after work.
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No, not here.
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I'll meet you in front of the theater, 9
o 'clock sharp.
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Terrific. Oh, and by the way, the name
is Bonnie Hefner. Oh, Dottie Wurtz.
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Dottie Wurtz.
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What a beautiful name.
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Excuse me, Miss Wurtz.
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Table 9.
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Oh, sure. Sorry.
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Well, Bonnie, I see that you're taking
care of him.
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You bet.
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Buy your new waitress. Hey, she's very
good. Well, I'm glad you think so.
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Hey, Murray, there's just one thing I'd
like to ask you about her.
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Yeah? What?
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Well, what's a classy gal like that
doing waiting on a table in here?
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on a field trip. The only field left in
New York was Edwards Field, and they
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tore that down.
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We're going to the Hayden Planetarium.
Oh, you're going to feed the fish, huh?
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That's nice.
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Did you tell your teacher, Mrs. Hurst,
that I said pfft to her?
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Yeah. What'd she say to that?
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To you.
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You see the class of teachers they got
nowadays?
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Hey, Archie, look at these numbers.
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You know, last night was the best night
we had since we opened. Yeah, well, it's
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only going to get better. Right, because
of Veronica's cooking, right? Shh, shh,
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shh. For God's sake, don't let her hear
you talk that way. She'll be looking for
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more money.
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Did I hear you boys mention my name? No.
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No, but yesterday a man was complaining
about the veal here.
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That was the last time I mentioned your
name.
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Your face should look as good as my
veal.
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Listen, I'm working on a menu here.
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I hope you ain't gonna save no more
halibut steak again.
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No more halibut steaks.
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Good.
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Halibut croquettes.
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I am up to my elbows in halibut.
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How come? She ordered too much.
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No, because your friend, Barney Hefner,
the halibut hound, he ain't been around
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for a while. So it's either halibut
croquettes or we cater the cat show.
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You know, she's right. I haven't seen
Barney around here one night this week.
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Maybe he's sick, huh?
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Ah, the way Barney drinks, there ain't
enjoyment of oil that can live inside of
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his body.
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I also asked Dottie if she wanted to
work the bar a night, you know, just to
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pick up a couple extra bucks. Hold it,
hold it. I'm against that. I'm against
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that. There's too many men around here
at night.
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She's against it, too.
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She told me she wants to be free nights.
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Yeah. I'll see you guys in the jiffy.
Where you going?
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I want to run this menu over to the
Francis.
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I wonder what's with Barney.
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I wonder what's with Dottie.
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What do you think?
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Can I come in?
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Not what you think, Murray.
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I think you're fired.
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Murray, I like this guy.
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Well, good.
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Must be very pleasant to turn the trick
with someone you like.
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Not a trick.
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You know, Archie was right for a change.
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I told him that you had promised to go
straight.
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He said, oh, sure, sure.
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To go straight back to hustling.
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Isn't that right?
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The only reason I'm here is because I
want to be.
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Does Bonnie know what you are?
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Who is at the door, honey?
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Hiya, Murray.
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Hi.
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To what do we owe the pleasure of your
company this early in the morning?
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Well...
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Everyone was worried about you. Huh.
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We all knew that you'd been down in the
dumps lately, and you hadn't been out at
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the bar. We thought you weren't feeling
well.
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Are you kidding?
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I never felt better in my life.
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Lighten up, pal.
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Life can be beautiful.
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Because Dottie is beautiful.
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Because you're beautiful.
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I must be, because I never felt like
this before.
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You know, even Murray could be
beautiful.
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If he just wiped that look off his
kisser like a guy that had just been
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That's it.
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Did you tell him?
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No, I haven't had a chance to tell him
anything.
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Well, I'll tell him.
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I'm going to steer your waitress, pal.
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Dottie and I are getting married.
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Hey, I think we shocked Murray.
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You know why he's shocked?
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Why?
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Because none of my so -called friends
ever figured that Barney Hefner could
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attract a really nice girl.
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A girl that would love me for myself.
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With all my faults.
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No matter what I am.
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I ain't gonna say nothing. And I don't
see why you should want to tell him
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anything anyway.
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You were supposed to be the bleeding
heart for the whole while. The guy with
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the toleration for everybody.
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Now you think that a hooker ain't good
enough for Barney.
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I didn't say that. Oh, Murray, you're
prejudiced. You're prejudiced, that's
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That's right. Let me tell you something.
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Dottie has got a heart of gold.
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Got it in there? Yeah.
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Huh? See?
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Now, if you ask me, Barney is lucky to
get it.
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Look, Lottie, you have got to tell him.
No one is closer to him than you are.
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Oh, Dottie is.
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Dottie's the one who ought to tell.
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Hey, hey, hey, keep it down.
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They're out there. Keep it down, will
you? They're out there.
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Will you shut up?
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Let Dottie tell him. She'll find some,
what do you call, female way to let him
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know. What do you tell? Like how?
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God, I don't know. Maybe she'll send
them a bill for the wedding night.
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Hey, fellas.
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Hey, go on.
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Did you hear the good news? Yeah, I
heard all about it. By my old buddy,
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congratulations. Hey, thanks.
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What's happening? No.
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But just one word to the wise, Barney.
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Grab your happiness while you can.
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But always be braced for heartbreak.
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That's swell advice, Arch. Yeah.
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Oh, by the way, we'd like to have the
wedding reception here in the restaurant
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where we met. Is that possible?
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Oh, it is.
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You got it, kid. We'll supply the finest
in wines and liquors and a beautiful
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buffet. Cash in advance.
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It's too late.
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Why is it too late?
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For one thing, he said cash in advance.
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I can't give you cash in advance.
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Well, tell him.
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Ain't you got no heart.
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Barney, uh, maybe you ought to consider
just a no -class elopement to Nutley,
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New Jersey, and pancakes and Howard
Johnson.
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That's for me. Quick, sweet, and simple
so I can get right back on the job.
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If I have a job.
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things that you don't understand.
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Certainly you got a job.
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I mean, if it's okay with Barney. Oh,
sure, it's okay with me. Listen, I'm a
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liberated fella. I don't mind if my wife
works, as long as she gets the dinner
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on the table.
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Well said, Barney, well said. Well, then
it's all right with us, right? Yeah,
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right. Yeah.
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You boys are okay.
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Ain't she sweet, huh? Calling us boys
and the two of us between us are over
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years old.
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Well, now, have you got anything further
to say? No, I've got nothing further to
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say. Because now's the time to say it or
forever have to hold your water cool.
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Peace. Yeah, whatever.
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No, I have nothing to say. Good.
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Hey, Murray, do me a favor, okay?
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Stop worrying about me, huh?
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Look it, I've been around the block a
couple of times. Yeah, but, Barney, I'm
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telling you... Hold it, hold it.
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I know all of them.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Would you... He dropped the silverware.
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You're the big liberal. Let me tell you
something.
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I gave you a lesson in liberal here
today.
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Oh, I hadn't noticed. What's the lesson?
Oh, my friend.
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A real liberal is a man who, on any
occasion, when it demands, has always
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the guts to keep his mouth shut.
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