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Don't you forget about me.

I'll be alone.

Dancing, you know it, baby.

Tell me your troubles and doubts.

Giving me everything inside and out. And don't you

forget about me.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't you.

Forget about me.

charge of detention anyway vice principal dickers morning wasp bag

detention is that way in the library get

ready for the worst day of your lives

in Los Angeles.

That means in Australia, it's yesterday.

Or tomorrow.

You know, in Australia, when you flush the toilet, the water swirls backwards.

Put a sock in it, Afro!

You clowns are going to sit here all day and think about why you're in

detention.

Now,

cell phones.

Let's have them.

Why? Because in detention, there are no phone calls.

What about texting?

No. E -mail?

No! Can we play Grumpy Gerbils?

I love Grumpy Gerbils. I can't get past level 23.

Sip it, corn pie!

Can we have corn pie?

Shut up!

Now, I'm going to put your box of phones right here.

What, princess?

I was just wondering what the plan is for lunch.

Well, if you pre -turds get hungry, there's a big plate of tuna right here.

Um, technically, sir, if perishable foods aren't kept at either below 34

or above 140 degrees... Pipe down, side salad!

I could care less.

Um, I think you mean you couldn't care less.

What's that?

You said you could care less.

Which implies that you do care at least a little bit. I don't. Well, then you

should have said you couldn't care less.

But you did not.

That's it, West.

You just bought yourself another Saturday detention.

Did I get a good deal on it? You just bought yourself another one.

Okay, look, I'm sorry. I apologize.

That's three.

Three Saturdays. But she was apologizing.

Okay, Vega, now you got one.

Why? Boom, another one.

I don't want another one. That's three. You want to try for four?

I really don't. That's four. You want five?

Yeah. Okay, Vega, you just got...

I guess he's afraid to give one to Robbie.

Oh, yeah?

I got one for you, too, fudge sack!

Anybody else?

You know what I could go for right now?

Tacos? How'd you know? I thought you'd up.

Tacos do sound really good right now.

I'm down for tacos.

Yeah, I love tacos.

Look who's being real quiet.

I'm just not that hungry right now.

Yeah, why don't you tell everyone the truth?

Leave me alone.

What's going on here?

Our pristine little friend, Cat, has never had a taco.

Not that pristine.

Wait, what's pristine mean?

Are you a vegan?

Knock it off, guys.

What's a vegan?

It's the person who doesn't eat meat.

I love meat.

Don't skirt me.

Come on, Cat.

Tell us.

Have you ever had a crispy corn shell filled with meat, lettuce,

shredded cheese?

Hey!

Leave her alone.

What are you going to do if I don't?

I might just go online to the slap and unfriend you.

Oh, really?

Two clicks.

One to unfriend you, and one to confirm that I really want to unfriend you.

Hey, come on, y 'all. How are we going to get some tacos?

I could call Trina, ask her to pick some up and leave them in my locker.

Victoria.

It's so good to see you.

Tacos. The girl has tacos.

They're tacos.

Do you approve of this?

The floor is wet.

go, Tori. You just had to have your taco.

We're dead.

No.

Just me.

You guys get back to the library.

What about you?

I'm gonna get Dicker's attention.

How?

it shine.

I'm going to make it shine real good.

You're in big trouble, Vega.

time you run around these halls thinking about making things shine.

I'm sorry.

You watch that mouth.

What did I say?

You know where you're going to be five years from now?

You're going to be a big pop star.

That sounds pretty cool.

Okay, Miss Pop Star, see if you can pop this.

That arm pimple? That's right.

Well, go ahead, Popstar.

Pop it.

Pop my arm pimple.

Ew.

I dare you.

Pop it. No.

Come on. Do it. Get on it. Do it, Vagabond. I don't want to.

That's what I thought.

Sorry. She's trying to kill that fly.

you not say that again?

Kat, you're not eating your taco.

Yeah, it's because I'm like, I'm too excited to eat it, you know?

Tacos, yay!

Vegan? I am not.

Then eat your taco if you're not a vegan.

Why do you have to be so mean sometimes?

I know, right?

I'm just honest.

Unlike some people here.

What? Why aren't you eating your taco, Robbie?

You know, I'm just getting ready.

Maybe we have another vegan among us.

Okay, I'm not a vegan. I've had tacos lots of times.

Ever had a taco around here?

Oh, you shared a taco with Tori.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing, nothing.

Oh, Robbie's trying to tell me that sometimes you and he crunch the corn

together.

I didn't say that. Did you or did you not motion to Tori? Yeah, but only

I didn't want Tori to know I'm a vegan, okay?

Hey, Robbie.

I'll try one if you will.

Oh, man.

This taco has got me pumped.

I think he's going to run dead.

Give her some hot sauce.

Are we going to be just like our parents?

When you get old, your butt sags.

And you can't find your pants.

Sometimes I feel so much pressure.

You know, with my music, my cousin JJ is always telling me, you got to be the

best. You got to be number one.

And I want to tell him, hey, man, get off my chairs.

But he drives me to school, and I don't want to blow my ride.

I have a weird talent.

Who can see the door?

What's your talent?

Yeah, let's see it.

It's okay.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Sorry, did I miss something?

Go on.

Shoot another arrow.

Shut up.

Come on, show us what your daddy taught you about foot archery.

Shut up!

Yeah, we understand and we're not rectified.

Now you know.

out these black curls in your hair.

Hey, I like black curls.

So, why are you guys being so nice to me?

Because you're letting us.

See you next Saturday.

She's

A puppet.

A future pop star.

A musician.

An actor.

A nerd with temporarily straight hair.

A girl who likes scissors.

And me!

Cat that can't see you, baby.

Oh, it's Cat, bye!

Sincerely, The Breakfast Bunch.

Even though we never had breakfast as a bunch.