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Thank you.
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Yes.
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on the dangers of junk food didn't quite
hit home. So I've agreed to help him
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illustrate it in a more striking manner.
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Are you sure about this?
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Oh, yes.
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It's for the good of the children.
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First is chest pain.
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I'm never eating Joppa Burger again.
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Then shortness of breath.
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Then comes the regular heartbeat.
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until ultimately your body is damaged on
the molecular level.
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You all right there?
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yeah. We're never eating tofu burger for
the rest of our life.
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Oh, I was going to say I was, like,
hungry.
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Hey, kids, guess what I got for dinner.
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Stop it. This food is bad for you.
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What did you
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think
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was a health hazard?
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Good thing I ordered extra ketchup.
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difficult to eat healthy. It's a frame
of mind. I don't know, man. Right now
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really hungry and the only thing on my
mind is a burger for some reason.
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These commercials are everywhere.
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You just have to make the right choice.
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I'm too young to eat like a washed up
actor pretending to live off a liquid
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paleo diet for their food blog.
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I thought you said you were hungry. I
am, but look at these faces.
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They look like they're eating shredded
clown to bring color back into their
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soulless, selfie -addicted lives.
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Oh, hello. Welcome to Joyful... Namaste.
Welcome to Health and Grains. What kind
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of salad would you like?
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Whatever. My standards are so low right
now, I could eat the gray goop that
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grows around the sink.
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Hmm. This place has got more California
vibes.
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I don't think they serve British food.
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Two regular chocolate cleansings.
Salads, please, Larry.
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Order up!
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Hey, Larry.
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First of all, I just want to say I stand
with essential workers. But did you
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just recycle gross burger food from next
door into salads?
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Well, there's a little more to it than
that. We also renamed it after some
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hippie poppycock.
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I can't believe I'm still trying to eat
healthy. I'm sorry.
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Eating healthy is harder than I thought.
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What am I supposed to eat?
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like the names billionaires give their
sons.
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How about low -fat stuff, though?
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Ah, they're placed with high sugar.
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Chicken? Full of preservatives.
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Instant noodles?
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Packed with sodium.
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to Elmore Shopping, that'll be $3 ,078
.99.
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Are you delirious? What kind of obscene
prices are these?
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Well, we spent our entire budget on this
single avocado.
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Here, dude, you take first bite.
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I'm sorry, guys, but my boss refuses to
let anyone salvage unwanted food. I have
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to dissolve it all.
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What's with the sports drinks?
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I feel sorry.
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It's beautiful.
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Okay, let's eat.
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Hey, guys.
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Larry, you can't do this.
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Sadly, I can.
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My boss owns the copyright for the seeds
you used.
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I'm so sorry.
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What are we supposed to eat?
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Hey, would you kids be interested in
chocolate by any chance?
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Is it organic?
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I meant underpaid labor, harvesting
cocoa beans to make chocolate.
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Dude, does every single one of your
bosses get their cakes by drinking the
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of the mankind?
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Oh, no. I've only got one boss, but,
yeah.
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Did you just say that one single guy
owns every
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restaurant, food store, animal,
vegetable, seed, and apple?
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of production in Elmore? Yeah, Mr.
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Bilderberger. Larry, I'd like a word
with your manager.
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Well, it can give you his address, but
you'll never get past the security
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unscathed.
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Larry, bring the light over, will you?
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I didn't make my billions wasting money
on an extravagant thing.
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How did you get past my security
unscathed?
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We didn't. Dude, why are you in a dress?
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Oh, he pays his female staff 30 % less.
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Oh, you're an actual burger.
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What do you want?
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We want to... Shake my fist for me.
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We want to know why you're poisoning
everyone.
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We tried everything to eat healthy, and
look at us.
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I don't have to explain myself.
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I'm rich.
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But seeing as your children and your
bone marrow might come in useful, I'll
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explain things in a way even poor,
uneducated peasants can get.
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A commercial break.
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Come on down to Joyful Burger. Our food
is full of joy.
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It's also full of monosodium
hydrogenated polyurethane glutamate oil.
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pointless to resist. Who wants to read
those old ingredients?
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Healthy food is hard.
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You want that double cheese fried
chameleon. People are dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Joyful burger, you know you want one.
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Dumb, dumb, dumb.
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High health risk for the low income.
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You're clearly rich enough.
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Can't you stop this corporate greed?
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Last year our profits tripled.
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We just want something healthy to eat.
Juicy Cram Crew Mr.
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Burger shot! And, though, because I'm
rich and completely disconnected from
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society, I will gladly burn it down in
the pursuit of money. Probably because
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I'm inherently evil.
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Or my dad was a corn dog. I don't care.
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Because people are dumb, dumb, dumb.
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All right, I'm bored now. Get out of my
office.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but this cheap, heartless burger man is
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right.
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Everyone might be clever as a person,
but we're too stratospherically stupid
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a people to ever get out of his traps.
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Well, what are we supposed to eat if the
ribs keep poisoning us?
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