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So, a man goes into one Animal shop and wants to buy fish.

The seller shows him His big aquarium and says:

But the octopus back there In the corner, it is even on offer.

Hey, great, says the man, I buy it.

What do you call a sad coffee?

I don't know.

Depresso.

(Laughter) OK.

The seller packs it in a bag with water,

But when he went out he stumbles. The bag falls on the floor and bursts.

Sits a crab on a rock In the sea and cries bitterly.

Come over a shark and say Why do you cry, little crab?

My parents left.

Yes, but they come Certainly again, says the shark.

No, they don't come anymore.

Yes, but where did you go?

On a cocktail party.

(Laughter)

The man, very panicked, runs into the store and screams:

Help me, help me, the octopus who dies, dies.

Meet two friends.

I'm really feeling shitty, says one.

Then go to the petting zoo. That always calms me down.

Oh, very easy, says the seller.

You will definitely know the spoon trick.

The next day both meet again.

One still sees a lot, a lot worse than the day before.

How do you look? Are you still not doing well?

No, everything is much worse.

What happened?

Yes, it was all day I in the petting zoo yesterday.

But nobody caressed me.

(Loud laughter)

The man runs panicked Get out to the octopus

and he tries, the suction cups Get off the ground.

It doesn't work.

What is on the tombstone a chimney sweep?

Er kehrt nie wieder. (Laughter)

He runs back in panic and says

"Help me, help You after all, he dies. "

I don't get it.

- Not funny? - no, not funny.

OK. (Laughter)

The man takes that Spoon, runs out to the octopus,

If he has a strong pat on him the head

and the octopus, that makes you

"Au!"

(Loud, constant laughter)

(Clapping and laughter)

Hey, well?

My little darling.

What do you want to eat evening?

- an apple. - an apple?

Please.

Or do you like a biscuit?

Books are good too, isn't it? Look here.

And another for mom.

Delicious, delicious.

Say, I have somehow always the feeling

they don't give you Enough food in the daycare center.

Could it be?

Yes, or do not pay attention Enough on what you like to eat.

I don't find it so much either.

(Claps)

So where was I?

- N/a? - Well you?

- Hello. - Hi.

(Child calls)

- It's so nice to see you. - Yes.

Look at.

We were just shopping, that's right, Pino?

Yes?

Yes, there is a party today.

I make a real festival.

Are you doing well, little man?

Do you play beautiful

(Child talks)

Oh, beautiful.

N/a?

How did you come here?

- By bus. - yes?

I would have told me can be picked up.

I was already in the daycare center.

Oh no, real?

Sorry, I have him on that Simply collected

And then I totally have Forget to write to you.

It's all ok.

How long are you staying?

What do you think?

Well, when did we have to go back?

Not at all.

They released me.

- Oh real? - Yes.

Why is that?

What do you mean?

Well, I only ask why Have you fired you?

Did you discuss that?

They just fired me.

We discussed that.

And I told you that I am really well.

And that I am also totally grateful to them

that they totally helped me.

But that I stop can get alone now.

- Do you like an apple? - No, thank you.

Do you know.

Understand.

Say,

What did you eat When I was gone?

There was nothing to eat in this house here.

We mostly ordered.

Aha. (Doorbell ringing)

It's all ok.

(Door opens)

- Hi Alice. Come in. - Hey.

I called Conny 20 minutes ago. She would have to come right away.

Perfect. Thanks.

I take Pino up to me.

- That would be great. - Yes, of course.

- Hey Sonya. - you beauty.

- Everything fine? - Yes, everything is fine with me, and with you?

Full, yes.

Do you eat with us?

- I do not think so. - No?

Are you sure? We really have enough.

I bought so much.

I've already eaten. Thank you very much.

Well.

What about you? Really?

Relax!

Listen, Sonya. Can we talk?

Look, I said it.

I clarified everything. Everything is fine.

Watch out.

We have quite a lot now talked about it.

And I think that's Now really super important

that you will pull that through.

I have that.

Nah that you go through the two months.

Yes but...

When I realize that I am fine

And my belly also tells me that I should be here

So that it stays that way, I listen to it.

I can totally understand.

But you know we're with your stomach So far not driven so well.

So if so I am Not so well driven with it.

Yes no, we. Because Pino and I, We also do something, do you know?

Listen.

Don't let us get in there now, okay?

I cook us something nice.

We make one right nice evening.

You are very welcome to stay.

We set off a wine. Fuck! I forgot the wine.

- Not so bad. - Oh, shit.

Yes, that's bad.

I wanted to toast with you.

Do you still have a bottle above?

Where is this shitty wine

That's impossible!

Sonja, stop now!

(Doorbell ringing)

- I'm going. - Thanks.

Sonja, you have to go back to the clinic. And you know that too.

Yes. Hello.

I'll open you.

It's so embarrassing.

Hi, Conny.

- What you are pulling off here, what is that supposed to do? - Sonya ...

No.

- Hello my sweet. - Hello mum.

- How do you feel? - Good.

- yes? - Yes.

Hello, Conny.

Thank you for coming.

Hello, grandma!

Tell me, what's going on here?

Have you now everyone conspired against me.

Nonsense.

We just want you to be fine.

Actually started quite well.

What do you think?

I have the feeling that the first few weeks in the clinic

what did.

What do you think?

I just think that I feel better here.

Naturally. Here is your home too.

Yes, but the other day it was here also difficult, do you still know?

Don't talk to me that way.

Of course I still know that. I'm not stupid.

Nobody says that either.

But if you stay want to cancel in the clinic,

Then you have to do that with the doctors discuss.

You can't just start.

Yes, exactly.

I said from the beginning that this is an attempt.

And that I also break off If that doesn't work for me.

Yes, but it worked at first.

And the doctor also has said that there will be such a kink

And that that's normal and that you are there just have to powers!

Pop through?

- I'm going. - Thanks.

- Are you serious? - Think of Pino.

I always think of Pino.

The little man also wants it ...

Stop it, mom!

Pino stays here.

- Sonya, stop now! - Are you crazy?

Let me go now!

You scare him.

I'm not scared him. I am his damn mother.

You are so embarrassed Your shitty intervention

Or whatever this should be.

You look so ridiculous.

You don't know at all how ridiculous you look.

- please, dear. - Shut up!

Don't touch me.

Okay, good.

If you want to get rid of me so much then...

(Rustle)

Where do you want to go?

To the clinic. I am not welcome here.

This is nonsense, you know.

We just want ...

I don't want to hear it. I understood you.

You have clear yourself and clearly expressed.

- Should I come with you? - Absolutely no way!

Let me!

I'm no longer a baby.

- Listen, Sonya ... - No.

(The door goes up and closed)

Well.

Come over here.

(Cry)

It's good, Conny.

It's good.

Come here. So, stand there.

Do you also have a bag with you?

Very good. Here is her bag.

We put them here.

Yes.

A DVD?

What would you like for? Let's look.

We have a few things here.

How about

for example

With this film? Look there.

This is a film for the whole family.

"The wizard of OZ". Do you know that?

Have a look, it's about a little one Girl.

This works with her little dog Toto ...

This is the little dog.

... go on a trip And they are looking for the wizard of OZ.

Do you want to buy it?

Yes?

Should I in your bag ...?

Maybe the one.

Do you want that? Show You, what is that?

"Carrie."

Of Satan's youngest daughter.

Yes, you could.

How old are you if I may ask?

- Perhaps... - Are you how old?

- that there. - that too?

Das da ist auch ein schöner Film.

From Rohmer. "Comedies and proverbs".

A little intellectual, But that doesn't hurt.

You can start early.

I would also pack it with you. Are you already over 18?

Not yet.

- So. a double for you. - Thank you.

Well, did you pay attention?

Did he.

Place!

Place!

Do you make space?

Very good.

Nice that it finally works.

Yes, I'm totally happy. Thanks for your time.

I found your film

Really great.

Thanks.

- touched me very much. - yes? Super.

And how the two ladies play there, that is so fantastic.

You are really great.

I haven't had Alexandra König for a long time so well seen.

Well, and this Sophie is a real discovery.

Madness, right?

Say,

it is true that the king left her husband?

And that the two now one Are couple? Since your film?

Yes. Yes, that's right.

Craziness.

Yes, but nice for you.

And you're on your next one now?

Yes, exactly.

Can you already know what it will be this time?

Will be a comedy.

Oh yes?

- Nice. I like comedies. - Yes, me too.

- if you are good. - Yes, of course.

What kind of direction?

Direction in the sense of which?

In the sense of which style? Which humor?

Black. Absurd. Tragicomic.

I think I think at the point where I Now I'm not so careful.

OK.

So let's say:

I get out of a rather naturalistic direction.

So, and I find it totally exciting, sometimes So to go in something absurd.

Slapstick?

Yes, maybe that too.

Exciting.

- not easy to do. - Sure.

But I think the ambition is good.

You have to work very finely So that this does not make a film.

Can't just play out like that.

- no, that has to ... - But it's good, such a challenge.

Yes, I agree. Feels good!

When can you read what?

I plan to next 4 to 5 weeks

to get a readable version ready.

Super.

I'm very excited.

Yes, it would be nice. I'm pleased.

N/a...

Time for a snack.

Come over here.

(Pustet)

He has something on the teeth.

Ah, understand.

Do you have animals?

No. I have a child.

Oh, beautiful.

With a partner.

No, with my best friend.

- Ah, that's great. - Yes.

- no partner. - Understand.

- can be great too. - Absolutely.

Yes, you like that, hm?

You like that!

(Street noise)

(Clack the coins)

(Automat whirrt)

(Encounter music begins to play)

Au!

Excuse me.

Excuse me please. Could you help me briefly here?

Clear.

I think I got myself Clamped your finger here.

And now it doesn't go out.

No, I get that somehow no longer

- The flap hangs. - Let me try.

Caution. Thanks.

(Metal nuclear)

Excuse me.

It's all ok.

What do we do now?

Do you have money with you?

How come?

So for the machine. Then maybe ...

Yes, of course.

Makes totally sense.

What do I take?

Doesn't actually play such a role. The main thing is that money goes in.

Would make sense if I Take what I like.

Otherwise it is a waste of money.

I will be happy to pay you back. No problem.

Nonsense, is only a change.

Could you just get started? It really hurts.

Then I take the 22nd. This is a bifi, That always works.

(Music continues)

That's impossible.

It has now eaten my money.

(Hit the machine)

Excuse me.

OK. What do we do now?

Maybe you could just Call an ambulance?

I think that does that The most sense now.

But...

Maybe it would make more sense When I call the fire brigade?

No idea.

The hand has to be out of the machine.

The fire brigade then simply.

Just like the fire brigade.

My battery is all.

I have my cell phone in my pocket.

Just get it out of your pocket.

- front or back? - Rear.

- I'll pull it out. - just pull out, yes.

Just pull out.

(Automat nuclear)

The man has caught something.

Can you just pull out?

What is the code?

1984.

You look a little younger.

Thanks, that's nice.

Hello, Cosima Karciewsky here.

I call for a man who his Hand in a machine.

(Device beep)

No, treasure. But that's so annoying.

I took myself free tomorrow. This shit cow,

It is just sick again And there is no substitute.

As if the sick, age. The simulated As always and shit on the team.

So I actually think that's one should not blaspheme about colleagues.

But honestly, She has one on the clap.

I'll do it I really finish them.

I never swear again with the.

Doesn't work at all. Such a colleague, age!

Yes.

You disgusted, honestly ...

Honestly, you, I have to go on.

I will get back to you later, The hut burns here.

Ciao, treasure.

- Everything OK? - Yes. Excuse me. Only very briefly.

Sorry, but I'm already waiting Really pretty long.

When am I doing it, do you mean?

No idea. It really degrees So much going on and alarm level red.

Sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

I don't really know yet

What is done in detail at all.

And I just notice I'm a bit nervous.

So you could May explain to me ...

Unfortunately, I can't tell you that. Ms. Doctor will speak to them.

OK.

So then we continue.

- I have to go straight to the 3. - Yes.

So.

We arrived there.

Come to you first If something is, just let me know.

- You too. - Thanks.

Hello.

I broke my arms.

Cool.

I fell off the tree.

Real? Shit.

I wanted to pick Quoten.

Karma.

How come?

These were not my quince trees.

Then that's theft, essentially.

Well, probably.

I love quinces.

I make jam out of it.

Cool, yes.

I then sell them at the weekly market on the channel.

Do you know?

The channel? I know that, yes.

A little extra coal does nothing.

Yes.

Sometimes I do it too ...

Jelly.

(Laughs loudly)

(Cries exaggerated)

- Everything okay? - Yes, sorry.

Do you like jelly?

Yes, I think quite good.

What do you prefer? Jam or jelly?

I actually think both are equally good.

Wait a minute...

Honest?

Maybe I can ...

I can't do it.

Can you help me

The head back here ...

There is such a lever.

Ah, there.

Be careful, you fall there ..

Hello? Can someone ...

Wait, wait, wait. I do that.

Do you know yourself?

Yes, I've been here for a while.

Great because, that's everything here low...

- It's all ok. - somehow it has to be a little more ...

- Is that possible? - Yes, I can only do one hand.

This is more pleasant when I think that is higher.

- Yes. - By the way, I'm the Steffi.

Hello Steffi, I'm Joseph.

Hello Joseph.

Do you lie down again?

The lady wants to put on. I just wanted to help.

- We already help the lady. - Thank you very much.

Sie würde sich gerne senkrecht aufsetzen.

No, the lady is straight Freshly operated.

It will be determined Do not put on vertically.

- But! - I didn't know that.

So. then ...

Do you know Steffi from Monaco?

- Who? - Do you know Steffi from Monaco?

Yes, of couse.

I am named after that.

Ah yes. OK.

We'll do that straighten broken bones

And fix with wires. (Sings)

And then they stay 4 to 5 weeks inside.

- As long as? - Yes.

We have to go back to the torn tendon sew. This is a bit more complicated.

But we can do that.

Do you have anymore questions?

Yes. I am a bit uncomfortable.

I am incredibly excited.

Yes, that's normal at such an intervention.

Well, but I have right Really scared. Really panicked.

You don't notice anything.

I'm really just afraid that I no longer wake up.

But now is ... you will be back awake. We are already taking care of that.

- I just want this higher ... - No, we're going back now.

They have just been operated on.

I have to throw up.

That is quite normal.

But don't worry, they are sober.

Yes. Unfortunately.

Well, we'll see you then. OK? You will then be picked up right away.

Could you give me something? That I calm down a little?

Yes, that's already in there.

But I think that Just don't work for me.

Of course that works.

Because I have insanely racing.

- that has to be higher. - But now it's over.

So you lie down now ... Julia!

My god, lie down!

Otherwise I'll give you right away What to calm down.

Can you then also just something ...

What's going on today? Are everyone snapped?

(Rattling)

That's nice, Conny. Thanks.

- Enjoy your meal. - Thank you very much.

Also for careful. That was really great.

Clear. I like to do that.

Do you don't want anything?

I already have with Pino.

Tastes very good.

And do you still have anything going on today?

- I still have a date. - real?

With that of the other day?

No. That was nothing.

Why not?

He couldn't kiss at all.

That doesn't help.

Correct.

Today?

That seems very nice. We haven't met yet.

But he writes very, very cute.

So not smooched yet?

No.

Only virtual.

OK.

It remains exciting.

- Yes, I will report. - Yes, I hope that.

Something else?

A little maybe. Tastes totally good.

(Rattling)

Thank you.

And with you?

Is there someone?

With me?

None who is like that a little interested?

Nope.

Since when have you been apart, Mark and you?

Almost three years now, I think.

- three years? - Yes.

- How the time flies. - Yes.

Yes, it sometimes takes time.

Yes.

(Piano music)

That is nice.

I like what you do with made the lines ...

And the shadows that come in.

- Thanks. - Good.

Very pretty.

Very good.

Very good.

How is it going?

Good, but ...

I can't get the thighs.

Yes, I know what you mean.

The proportions are not quite right.

The left side works well.

But if you are here Instead of connecting there ...

Then it gets easier.

- OK. - yes? Do that.

- Good. You are talented. - Thanks.

Excuse me.

That is...

interesting.

I try to keep it abstractly.

I see that.

- It looks like fun. - Yes.

That's good. Fun is good.

Fun is good, yes.

Ok, dear ones, I think it's ...

Oh, sorry.

It is time that we come to an end.

Applause for the model of the week Dominik.

(Clap)

Like a tip for him in the tip cup.

OK? Good, thanks.

Was that from you? Thanks.

That was good.

- Is that okay if ...? - Sure.

Thanks.

I'm in the way.

(Steps)

- Bye. - Thank you. Until next week.

- Excuse me? - yes?

- Can I ask you something? - Naturally.

How did you like your first time?

I liked it. Nice atmosphere.

I would like to Project speak to you.

Yes, of course.

- How about a coffee below? - Gladly.

Bye, Elin.

Bye, Dominik.

Until next week?

In two weeks. Angela is next week.

Yes, that's right. So until then.

And thanks for the great poses.

Thank you. It's fun.

- You can see that. - great. I am a pleasure.

- Ciao. - Ciao.

Jag Gillar.

- not bad. - Thanks.

- Do you know what it means? - Yes, of course.

I like pork noses.

Exactly.

- And is that so? - What?

Do you like pork noses?

I don't like it.

So what is your film about?

It's about a man who is afraid Has in front of great statues.

Ah yes... I read about it.

About this condition.

It means something with car ...

Automatonophobia.

Exactly, yes.

That is interesting.

So you need a statue for the film?

Yes and no. Just a head.

- a head? - Yes.

The main character in the film is A night watchman in a museum.

Every night he makes his rounds And checks whether everything is okay.

The huge head is in one room One statue only the head.

And he develops a fear of this head that infiltrates his life ...

and changed his behavior And then everything starts.

- This is a good story. - Yes.

I am still working on it If I had a big head ...

Would help me with the approach. - Secure.

Is that something you could make?

- a big head? - Yes.

Basically already.

I would have to speak to the design and give an order.

But I don't know why that should not go.

That would be fantastic.

Do you have something specific?

Regarding a head?

Regarding which head, yes.

Yes, I thought ...

mean.

- yours? - Yes.

Understand. That should be feasible.

We should take your dimensions And make a plaster print.

And then let's start.

- an impression? - great.

- Is that ok for you? - Yes, I think so.

I've never done that before.

How big do you want your head?

Probably somehow ...

so. At least.

- This is a big head. - Yes.

(Flowing water)

Voilà.

Can you cut for me?

- Is that possible? - Yes, dad.

(Pan sizzles)

A little water.

I'm done.

You do it very well, great.

Slow. Caution.

Look when it does ...

Easier around.

- Is it possible? - Yes.

And...

So, great.

Look, you're doing great.

Shit.

(Rumble)

(Knock)

(Loud knocking)

(Knock)

Hello?

Hey.

It's me.

(Door opens)

Hi.

(Door closes)

- What did you do? - Finger broken.

- Oh no! Does that hurt? - Not anymore.

How did you come here? No bus drives at all.

I took a taxi.

The...

That is still below.

I didn't have enough money.

- I'm going. - Thanks.

(Door opens)

(Light switch)

(Water runs)

(Breathe deeply)

(Stair noises)

How are you doing?

It's going ok.

Hey.

Come over here.

I can't do that.

Of course you can do it.

- Sure. - No.

I'm afraid that it will not get better.

I know, but it will be better.

You will see. That was better.

Yes, but then it came back.

But that means that it can go again.

Yes, but what if there is no reason?

What do you think?

Well, what if

It comes and goes, but

for no reason?

If I can't check that?

Look, you are for that But now in the clinic,

So that you learn to control that.

But I don't want to join Stuffing medication.

These are people who run like so

Like zombies around the area.

Yes, but have a look there We're not at all.

It works now Actually first about

that you learn to recognize the signals

And to react to it.

- Yes. - Yes.

And the doctor said we Work on us on needs medication

And then you can control that at some point.

They have such a ...

They did such an exercise with us.

What does exercise mean?

So we should think of something nice.

Something good.

The most beautiful thing that has ever happened to us.

And then you should somehow travel back to it

And then write it down.

Like such a ...

Dream trip.

Where did you travel?

Do you want to read it?

Yes.

(Paper crackles)

Do you read.

(Folds)

It started shortly before 00:00.

I had a few days Any before ...

Feeling that it is now could soon be so far.

I then tried to adjust it

To prepare myself as best I could.

But then it caught me cold.

This pain.

That was violent.

Quite different from what I thought.

Most of my friends always say

You can get to the pain no longer really remember.

That the body forgets.

But my body didn't forget that.

He knows all of this.

Still exactly.

Our neighbor Alice

then went to the clinic And waited with me until Joseph was there.

He was on the set.

But then they interrupted

And a driver brought him.

Alice had written him that he should bring something to eat,

Because I was suddenly so hungry.

But everything was closed.

So he has at the gas station ...

Bread roll...

Camembert

and meat salad worried.

Then I have that between eaten the contractions.

But everything came out immediately.

And half an hour later he was there.

Josef always says his construction worker meal Give me a real drive again.

(Laughs loudly)

I didn't get any further.

Can I keep that?

If you like.

You pack it.

OK.

OK.

Can you call me a taxi?

Should I?

Yes.

Can you then do me too borrow some money?

Yes.

Everything empty.

As always.

Thanks.

(Small music plays)

Why did you leave Sweden?

Because of love.

- But it didn't keep it. - I'm sorry for that.

No no.

It was better.

Do you sometimes think to go back?

Always.

Then why don't you do it?

For fear of my old habits.

I think.

I used to be very good at it, the wrong ones To make decisions.

But since I've been here I stopped with it.

- That's good. - Yes.

What about you?

- Are you with someone? - No.

And that's a good thing?

- Yes. - is that?

Yes, because the last one Was that difficult ...

I prefer to leave it that way.

The relationship was difficult?

I guess it was bad timing.

He was younger than me.

- too young? - Yes, perhaps.

Or I was too old. I don't know it.

Understand.

Then I became a father and it has Made sense to be alone.

Are you a single father?

No, with my best friend.

How nice.

It's strange.

I've been afraid lately.

Before that what Pino could happen. This is my son.

Or Sonya.

Or me.

Maybe that's something good.

Maybe you are aware of What luck you are.

That's why you get scared.

(Child talks)

Good, Conny. We're going to jet now.

I promised Pino to go to the museum.

Watch animals, exactly.

The premiere is tomorrow afternoon.

I'll bring you over beforehand And pack everything you need.

Nope ... I already put it that way In the new thing ...

I'm glad the film now comes out so that I can go on.

- Should I help you, Pino? - I can do that alone.

(Water noise)

Hey.

It's me.

I...

I know you will hear it first When you come home.

I know you will have waited for me.

Probably become you have become mad.

Because I wasn't there today.

I've been looking for days According to the right words.

But they don't want to think of me.

Forgive me.

That's all. Forgive me.

Forgive me. Forgive me.

I understood it too late.

How loud is all for this for you must have been.

How much you love the silence.

How much you need it.

Now I got it.

The houses are quiet

The sea calm.

I will. From now on.

I'll try it.

I promise.

This sex scene was like that Intensive and so porous.

Craziness.

And then this scene on Airport. This farewell,

Without you know that it is a farewell.

- works, right? - It took me that way.

I had years ago ...

So maybe it's a bit private, but we are also among ourselves.

I once had a long -distance relationship And it wasn't that easy

Because this balancing of closeness and distance,

That's what it's about.

And that's how this film got me through my own story torn in.

Yes, I wanted to say again What I liked so much

On your film, is, that he is so universal.

Yes, that's right, it's true.

So I'm not a lesbian woman now.

- Yes, I'm not either. - not yet.

But that really got me very moved. Thank you.

Total.

That was ... yes

universal.

Really. You have to say that.

Where do you have them Turned scene at the end?

Everything okay? (Talk on)

Clear. How come?

- You are so quiet. - Everything fine.

Of course that's a lot more touching if you really know

As then from fiction and has become a reality.

Yes, the film may be like that What was like a door

through which I had to go through.

How exciting.

And it has to be very unusual too have been to experience that, right?

Something is.

Now just let it be, please.

You were so great. I was so touched.

- quite, really great. - Thank you very much.

That wouldn't be that way now Right the good moment.

Just as always.

More on average, I think.

Then of course it was clear. And then I already had the feeling ...

Is that really a good idea now?

Do you tell me.

- Why are so aggressive? - I'm not aggressive.

Yes, you are passive-aggressive.

I'm just tiring.

It was interesting to see him again.

Can I introduce you to Sebastian Schipper?

Congratulations.

- Fantastic film. - Really? It's so nice.

I am such a fan of your work So that really means a lot.

I don't have a long time Such a good thing.

Excuse me? Can I quickly take a photo?

We want to take a photo. Let's put together.

Come.

- blew me away. - Really?

That is very nice.

(Camera clicks)

Can you get a little bit together?

A little bit together.

Thanks.

- Thank you very much. - let's leave you alone.

We'll see you next week.

Nice that you were there.

Bye.

But that was quick now, right? Are you still coming to the Paris Bar afterwards?

- Let's see. - Let's see, yes.

- Are you still coming to the Paris Bar? - Perhaps.

We still have something to talk to each other.

I call you.

What exactly was Or is so tiring?

(Talk)

That you don't our agreement.

Yes, yes, I hold me to our agreement.

If you think.

We said we do not focus on

But if someone appeals to us, We don't deny it either.

- We said explicitly. - Yes, exactly.

But that was not the case. You are at jumped in the first opportunity.

- When? - at the Qanda.

- that's nonsense. - No nonsense!

You made a head jump In the middle of our story.

It just makes me Happy to talk about us.

It makes you happy about you speak. I don't feel there at all.

Yes, you appear.

No, I am interchangeable When you talk about it.

No, you are not interchangeable.

You talk about your Freedom, your courage

that you finally dare to say that you are with a woman.

Entschuldige, aber in meiner Career is a courage.

Yes, I know that is exactly that too,

What you do with every podium in The whole world trumpets.

And why too Not, Lord again?

You have to go, yes.

So, I think that yes totally admirable,

how open you over Your sexuality talks.

Can I briefly disturb?

- Wonderful film. - Thanks.

Fantastic game. My compliment.

Are you Italians?

Yes, from Turin.

Turin? I love Turin!

Do you know the city?

Yes, I shot there in the 90s.

The film didn't care but the city was a dream.

A fascinating city, yes.

Do you also work on the film?

No, with an insurance company.

But I have a passion For the cinema and beautiful women.

What you don't say.

They remind me of Sophia Loren.

Sophia Loren? Nonsense.

Yes, really.

The eyes and the smile.

Stop.

You're right. Just like the Loren.

You also speak Italian?

Of course I speak Italian.

What a nice family we are.

You can say that.

Did you learn that at school?

No, an Italian Ex did it to me.

I didn't even know that you speak Italian.

Well.

- You didn't tell me that at all. - You didn't ask me either.

You never know exactly Who you share your bed.

No worries. I am sleeping Today in another bed.

Now pull yourself together, yes.

I pull myself together When you get together.

It's ridiculous.

Exactly.

Good night, good night and ciao.

She likes to drink a cup of tea in the morning.

Without sugar. Not too strong, not too easy.

Good night.

(Damped music plays)

La Dolce Vita.

Cheers then!

Hello. Massimo.

Diane. I'm pleased. Nice that you are there.

Craziness.

(Piano music plays)

Almost finished.

(Piano music continues)

Are you ok

Sorry.

It's all ok? Is a bit ...

- Hello again. - Hi.

- How was it? - It was nice.

A little difficult through the Breathe nose but it was good.

That turned out well.

- May I see it? - Naturally.

This is cool.

And what's next?

Now I take the exact dimensions.

And then I count them on them desired size.

The computer, I mean. Not me.

Nice, thanks.

You can face your face Wash if you like.

(Water flows)

It will take some time until the 3D model is ready.

As soon as it can be there we start with the plaster.

Super.

Big enough?

Wow, that's nice.

It could be a little bigger.

- yes? - Yes. A little bit.

- Is that OK? - Yes, of course.

- but it looks great. - That's correct.

You can see in pictures ...

more serious.

Do I do that?

Yes, probably.

Sure that we don't Should add smile?

No, it has to be completely neutral.

OK.

This is for you.

For me? What is that?

By Dominik.

Who is Dominik?

The nude model.

Thank you, I guess.

At any time.

(Rattling)

Okay, how about that?

Show.

Hey Dominik, here is Joseph.

She gave me your number And said I should report.

I do that now. So. Hey how are you?

- No? - No.

Write right away: Sincerely, Joseph.

I just don't know. I'm so out.

What do you write?

No idea. Do it Stop a little

Crunchier.

- yes, but how? - sexier.

I can't do that. I Don't know what he wants from me.

It is nude model. Three times Can you advise what he wants from you.

Maybe he works on the film. Maybe he just wants to network.

Certainly.

Okay, so what am I writing now?

No idea, something loose.

You are the screenwriter.

Simple, but sweet. Just like you.

Thanks.

Okay, watch out,

I'm just writing now ...

Here.

Dominik, thanks for your number. Perhaps Do you want to go drink?

Yes? No? Perhaps?

It's cute.

Are you serious? Yes? No? Perhaps?

Cross!

Okay, watch out, we'll leave it now.

I think that just doesn't make sense. It's also a bit embarrassing.

We leave that now. I don't go on a date.

Joseph, there are three years

And it is time again. And I'm doing it for you now.

- Let. - But.

I'll write you something.

But don't do anything embarrassing, please.

Sit down on mine Face and Sing La Bamba.

Your Joseph.

Thank you, Alice. That's exactly what I'm sending now.

- You're welcome. - Fuck.

- What? - Shit.

You have now sent it ...

Oh my god, I raced out!

I accidentally sent.

Shit.

This is so embarrassing ...

Sit down on mine Face and Sing La Bamba.

Au. I have to be careful.

- Sorry. - no, no.

I'm so sharp on you.

Thanks.

Me too on you.

I can't get that.

(Breathe and moan)

- This is a bit unfair. - What?

Well, you have already seen me naked.

True.

Maybe you can change.

I am sure that there is a Beautiful cock to light ...

(Child cries)

So what is that?

This is a baby monitor.

Yes, I see that. But Who does the baby belong to?

To me? Hopefully.

- you have a baby? - Yes.

So, a toddler. Baby is no longer.

I would look briefly.

I'll come back right away.

(Door opens)

Hey, little man.

Did you woke up?

Then fall asleep again, It's already so late.

Come on, smaller.

Should I cuddle you a little?

Yes.

(Quiet crying)

It's all ok.

It's all ok.

Sleep beautiful.

(Door closes)

Sleeps again.

- Sorry. - No thing.

Yes, of couse.

A little

Surprisingly.

- that I have a child? - Yes.

So you could have said yes.

Just didn't arise.

So not that you that now gets wrong.

I have with my best friend A child and we do that together

Live together and share that.

- yes nice. - Yes, it's nice.

So I don't meet men secretly while my wife is on a business trip.

- would also be okay. - Yes, of course.

So, I mean, I'm gay.

I see that, have one and added one together.

Where were we standing?

I believe

here.

I think you wanted to show me something.

Real?

I can't even imagine. What?

The.

I do not think so. I'm far too shy for that.

Don't be so shy.

(Child cries again)

I rope.

Mommy!

(Door opens)

Man, you little biscuit, What's going on today?

- Can't you sleep at all? - No.

What do we do there?

- Should I get your rabbits to you? - Yes.

OK. Wait a minute.

So, look.

Now you have the rabbit and the elephants.

Now you are no longer alone and You don't have to cry anymore either.

Papa has to work a bit now.

So, see.

Good night, Pino Panino. Now we really sleep.

(Steps)

Sorry.

But now.

Wait a minute.

We don't have to force that now.

I don't want to force anything.

I just feel like you.

Yes, I also feel like you.

But maybe just fits Another time better.

I don't check that now.

You, all well.

Just let's meet us next week What to eat together and ...

No, no, no. Let's not eat anything. Let go now.

What are you for now A machine at once?

I'm just horny.

I'm also horny, but I like it Not if it turns out to be so stress.

What kind of stress?

You, take care of ...

We leave that now.

We'll meet next week.

We eat something together. You Tell me about your son ...

But I don't feel like you to tell about my son.

OK.

And why?

Because that doesn't matter to you at all.

Tell me, do you notice anything else?

First you send me an SMS ...

Sit on my face And Sing La Bamba ...

And now you can't even meet a date?

No.

I think it's better When I go now.

Now? You can stay here too.

Do you hear yourself talking

Sorry.

This is full of uncool what you pull off here.

Hey, I'm sorry. That's correct.

Sorry.

Yes.

Occurs.

I'm just ...

I'm just tired, ok?

I also have the impression.

I'm really sorry. It's all ...

I'm just incredibly tired.

Good.

Good. So, I read your book.

- okay, great. - Yes.

To be honest, I don't understand Really what that should be.

- Oh, okay. - I thought it would be a comedy.

- Absolutely. - I didn't find it funny at all.

- No? - no, really not at all.

I found it incredibly sad.

- Sad? - Total, yes.

For example the figure From this stepfather.

That's terribly tragic,

Because he none from the beginning There is a chance in this family.

They are all completely dysfunctional.

I think that has a lot too to do with a staging ...

That at some point he spends himself you can understand completely.

Yes, yes, of course. But that is deliberately everything A bit excessive, that has a ...

No, that's not excessive

The whole story, It's all black.

So no matter where you look All cloudy, everything black.

There is no way out anywhere.

Actually there is for All figures just death.

You would probably then be still argue in the hereafter.

But the way it then spends himself

that's already a whole Clear cartoon, don't you find?

From what?

Well, from

From someone who ...

He puts his head in the oven.

Yes.

And the gas then passes it out.

And then the child finds his lifeless body.

Yes.

And do you find that funny?

Well, no ...

Not just funny, But stop in the context

of the milieus and figures and this story.

My uncle committed suicide.

I'm totally sorry.

When I was twelve.

That was terrible for everyone involved.

That shaped me a lot.

I can do that well introduce. Very bad.

So if you do your book like this reads, then that's not so clear.

The e-word is clearly neglected.

The e-word ...

You know the e-word, right?

Now I know, think I don't, what the e-word ...

Empathy.

Uh.

OK.

The idea with the statues, I find it pretty.

This phobia before statues.

- What's that called? Car... - Automatonophobia.

This is original.

But is that really?

Yes, that's a condition. There is.

This can be done.

But these two timelines grip for me not at all.

Understand.

When the robbery of these figures in the antiquity a parabola on the robbery

the children of the main character should be, then you understand that.

You understood.

What?

The parabola.

Yes, I understand that.

But people out there, they will do not understand. You can assume that.

I find this supporting role exciting.

The female figure.

That is actually The most interesting character.

But she doesn't really have anything with to do the story.

I think that is what, what shows visually better than ...

But we can't go into your head Watch in, Joseph. Do you know?

You have to check that in the book

Otherwise you won't go with it.

OK.

Many do it.

Really good comedy, That is the supreme discipline.

And if it is then too should still be funny and sad,

Then bite completely, completely Many people out their teeth.

If you really want to stay tuned

Then I can do you too introduce a few authors.

Yes, that sounds ...

Sometimes something helps. To get a fresh wind in ...

Full. That sounds great.

Oh, say, you could Connecten with Alexandra?

- Yes, of course. - great.

I think it's great for a project that I have just lying here.

But her agent is so incredibly lame.

Then I would like to Push yourself.

No thing at all. I like to do it.

Is a queer role.

Would be perfect timing for you now.

Full.

(Street noise)

Joseph?

- Hey. - Hi.

This is crazy.

Are you again ...

How are you doing?

Quite good.

You?

Me too.

Everything okay.

Everything okay, not that bad.

Sorry, I didn't want to ...

No, no, it's full ... it's easy ...

Do you have, so ...

Do you have time for a coffee?

(Twittering birds)

I heard

You have become a father.

Yes.

Wow.

I'm really happy. I am really happy.

Is definitely a pretty guy.

Full.

Can I see a photo?

Yes, of course.

Here.

Oh man...

Insanely sweet.

Yes, it's cute.

What's his name?

Pino.

Pino.

- Cute. - Yes.

Thanks.

- Crazy. - What?

- Now you are a father. - Yes.

Yes.

And you?

I don't.

- Not you. - No.

But...

Is going well, right?

Yes.

So already. We have just moved.

Now hopefully comes A little calm.

What?

Nothing.

Say.

- No. - What's up?

Say.

You are so quiet.

- so quiet? - Yes.

It's all

very unusual.

We haven't seen each other forever.

That's right. Yes.

You look different from before.

How come?

Somehow shy.

- Shy? - Yes.

Well, I'm too.

You are...

Yes.

Oh well. In the past you used to have

more talked.

I talked a lot, I think.

I liked to listen to you.

Yes?

Yes.

So, of course, I wanted that you also listen to me.

I tried.

I know.

Okay, I ...

I have to ...

- I have to go slowly. - Sure.

(Zippt zip)

Marc?

Yes?

Do you sometimes think ...

Just say it.

Do you sometimes have the feeling

That it ...

Could make sense, it to try again?

No longer.

(Quiet piano music begins)

And you?

Not now soon.

I'll start.

Yes.

OK.

(Zippt zip)

May I ...?

Clear.

Take care, yes?

Greetings Sonya.

I'll do it.

And Pino.

The coffee.

Ciao.

(Piano music will be louder)

I think it's dead.

What?

The film project.

Is that so?

I think so.

How come?

I think I don't know Exactly what it should be about.

Is it important to know that?

So before?

I don't know but ...

Everyone says I should know.

That is still coming.

- Do you think? - Sure.

And until then ...

Enjoy your time.

I try it.

What kind of films have you been doing so far?

So far they have been pretty Sad, I would say.

Super.

- yes? - Sad is good.

- I agree. - Me too.

The new one would have been funny.

Sad but funny.

To what extent?

There would have been a few jokes.

They were a bit ...

- Sad. - Yes.

Sad jokes.

I think so.

When I was little...

I wanted to be an actress.

Did you want

Yes.

My parents often have me with me taken to the theater.

And I remember how I am at Johanna von Orléans thought:

It's me.

I want to be.

You wanted to be Johanna of Orléans?

The actress she played.

So I have ...

My mother asked me to buy the book.

And I have one of her last Memory learned by memo.

Then I have it ...

always my friends at school Performed again and ...

made them cry.

That was great.

Sounds great.

Can you still?

(Damped street noise)

- Should I? - Yes.

Yes...

Yes, they told me that you were fools.

And I shouldn't up hear your fine words ...

No.

And I shouldn't up hear your beautiful words ...

still trust your charity.

You promised my life.

But you lied.

You think life Be nothing more than ...

not to be mouse dead.

I'm not afraid of bread or water.

I can live on bread.

When did I ask for more?

(Choral music uses)

Water is not a punishment as long as it is clean.

Bread doesn't make me grief Water no pain.

But close me From the light of the sky ...

and the sight of the fields and flowers.

Captivate the feet so that I don't Ride with the soldiers ...

Or can climb the hills.

To let me breathe damp darkness ...

and to withhold everything ...

Which brings me back to God's love.

All of that is worse When the oven in the Bible ...

which was heated seven times.

I could move around in a skirt.

I could the flags and trumpets ...

Knight and soldiers pass me over ...

and me like the others Leave women behind.

If I only in the wind in could hear the trees ...

The larks in the sunshine ...

The young lambs that im Cry healthy frost ...

and the blessed, blessed church bells ...

The my angel voices in Wear winds to me.

But I can't live without these things.

And should you ...

Or some human Take beings ...

So I know:

Your advice is the devil.

And the mine ...

From God.

Wow.

That was amazing.

You are an actress.

I guess, yes.

Yes.

- Are you ok - Yes.

(Quiet music sets in)

Good.

Sorry. I'm a bit frightened.

That's okay.

It looks very good.

Yes, we can pull the threads.

And then you get a patch. Then they made it as good as possible.

Okay, that pulls now Maybe a little.

Not that bad. Comment at all.

So. good.

And now

you can move carefully.

The mobility will gradually come back.

I write them a couple Hour physio.

So, just like before it won't be anymore.

They can do that.

Come over here.

The arms ...

Where are the arms?

There.

And the head.

Super. Get up!

Come over here.

Should we put it in Or let it out?

What do you find better?

- let out. - let out?

Is it airier?

Complete?

Should we go?

N/a?

N/a?

Location?

Yes.

A nice ride.

I believe that.

But it's good.

What?

To be here.

Yes?

It changes.

It is difficult to describe But it will somehow become less

creepy.

It's good.

Yes.

One fear less.

Yes.

Ciao.

Ciao, looser.

And there is a canteen.

And what kind of.

- I love canteens. - I know.

Tablets.

I love tablets.

- Eating on trays. - Yes. And buffet.

- Goose flesh. - Full.

What is the new film doing?

It's going ok.

How come?

The producer does not like the script.

Real?

Why not?

He doesn't find it funny.

Well, so it's probably not either.

It's stupid for a comedy.

It's rather stupid, yes.

You have extra Collected so many jokes.

Tons.

Come on, let it hear.

What do you call a sad coffee?

No idea.

Depresso.

I think it's funny.

Me too.

That's the main thing.

I'll go out, play.

Playing the ball with mom?

Come.

Do you take the dog with you?

We take him with us. We still need a name.

Are we going out?

We have the dog ...

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