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Narrator: Coming up...
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The guys force q to give a
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little mouth-to-mouth.
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There was a guy in here
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before, and he had, like, herpes
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all over his thing.
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[ Laughter ]
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Narrator: Murr falls asleep
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on the job.
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And Joe gets fresh in the
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produce section.
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Do you mind when your melons
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are squeezed?
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[ Laught ]
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Narrator: Plus tonight's big
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loser goes belly-up.
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[ Laughter ]
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We're working as employees at
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Charlie's nursery and garden
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center.
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We have to do and say what
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the other guys tell us.
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And if you refuse, you lose.
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Oh, I can't wait to fertilize
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some young plants!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hi, guys. How are you?
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Good.
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What you looking for?
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We just got some incredible mums
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in in the back.
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Run as fast as you can.
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Run! Run!
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Come here. Come here.
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Follow!
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I'll show you. Come on this way.
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They're right over here.
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Just come over here.
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You've got to see it.
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Right around here.
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They're right up there.
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They're right there!
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Come here! This one!
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This is it! They're right here!
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They're right here!
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They're right here!
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Keep going! Run!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Panting ] I can't find
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them.
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They range from $8.99 to the
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largest ones can go up to
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$12.99.
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Makthem smell the mums.
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Throw them right in their face.
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Unbelievable. Smell that.
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All right. Try this one.
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Great, right?
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Try that.
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All right.
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Try that, sir.
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This one, for example.
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That one is great, right?
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[ Laughter ]
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And then... oh, this is the one
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I wanted to show you.
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Smell that.
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Isn't that unbelievable?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh.
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It's great, right?
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Isn't that unbelievable?
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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All right, q, you see this
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guy?
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Interrogate him like he's a
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terrorist.
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Can I actually just check
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this for a second?
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You went with this bag, huh?
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Why... why this bag?
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Ask him for I.D.
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You got I.D. On you?
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[ Laughing ] What?
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What, do you think you could
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just come into my yard and then
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grab my mulch?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You can't take another bag.
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Don't let him have that
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mulch!
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Go, go, go!
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Give me that mulch.
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[ Laughs ]
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Get him. Stop him.
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[ Grunts ]
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Give me this mulch.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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Sal, the next person that
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comes in, I want you to act like
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a happy, magical sprite.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Welcome to our magical garden!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Now skip away.
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Laughter ]
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So, I'm gonna take this one up
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for you and these two, okay.
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I call this flower
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"the panty dropper."
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[ Chuckles ]
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I call this flower
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"the panty dropper."
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Yeah, yeah, whenever I get it
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from someone, my panties drop.
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[ Laughter ]
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Shout, "I'm sorry, ma'am, we
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don't sell marijuana pnts!"
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm sorry, ma'am, we do not
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sell marijuana here.
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[ Laughter ]
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What?!
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Whoa!
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She has her own weed.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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So, you got two of these?
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Two hays?
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Joe, you have to carry both
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bales.
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Make it like your job depends on
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it.
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I'm trying to impress the
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boss, you know?
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No, you can't take...
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no, come on.
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Don't get me in trouble.
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Don't get me in trouble.
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Don't get me in trouble.
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Don't get me in trouble.
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Don't get me in trouble.
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You ain't gonna get...
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Can I grab one?
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Stop it!
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Don't get me in trouble.
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I got it, man.
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Slowly get weaker and weaker
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and get on your back.
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Get weaker.
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Get lower to the ground.
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Just lay on the ground. Yeah.
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Oh, god!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ "Taps" plays ]
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No, I got it! I got it!
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Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
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Don't! Don't!
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I got it. I got it.
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I got it.
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I need this job!
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[ Sighs ] I got it.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Watch, watch, watch.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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I got that for you, all right?
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Hey, man. How's it going?
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Good.
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Working up the whole garden?
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Okay.
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Joe, ask him if his wife lets
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him plant his zucchini in her
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backyard.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughing ] Oh, my god.
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Come on.
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Say it or lose, buddy.
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So, does your wife, uh...
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Maintain your garden?
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All: Aw!
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[ Buzzer ]
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You smell that?
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Oh, yeah.
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I smell it, too.
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It's the fertilizer.
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It's your horse [bleep]
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Turn that just happened.
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Narrator: Joe rakes in a
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loss.
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I was born with a green
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thumb.
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I live in an apartment building
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in the city.
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I can't have a garden proper.
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I would love to have a basil
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plant in the apartment.
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[ Laughs ]
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"I can't have a garden
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proper."
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Italian music plays ]
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Hey, uh, boyardee!
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We are at
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sergimmo's Italian deli.
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We're gonna be behind the
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counter making delicious
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sandwiches for people.
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Hang on to your meatballs,
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folks.
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Whoa.
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This is a "joker versus
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joker" challenge.
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Yeah, boy!
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What this means is there are
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meats and cheeses in this bag.
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Whoever draws the meat must
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compete.
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Whoever draws the cheese does
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not have to compete.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do it.
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Yeah.
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All: [ Groan ]
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Ready?
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Yeah!
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Aw!
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay, sal. You're up.
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Hi. How are you?
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Good, how are you?
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Sal, rub yourself.
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Salads?
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I eat salads, too.
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Tuna salad?
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Yeah.
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[ Laughter ]
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Keep doing it.
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Just keep doing it.
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It's so weird.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do you work in the
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neighborhood?
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Yeah.
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[ Laughter ]
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Coming right out.
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Buddy, the next person that
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comes in here and they place
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their order, I want you to stare
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intently at them.
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Hey. How you doing, buddy?
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Ig eyes.
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Can I get a, uh...
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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The more it's going, dude.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, here's a new girl right
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here.
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There you go.
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Just start putting meats in
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your clothing.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's going on?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ] Funny!
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Keep doing it!
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What's that?
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Take it out of your pants,
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put it on the roll.
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Who ordered the super sub
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heated up?
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, sal, take a bite
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of that.
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[ Laughter ]
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Bite it!
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Take a bite!
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Eat it!
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Oh, my god.
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Just start putting meats in
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your clothing.
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Yeah, thank you. Beautiful.
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Thanks so much.
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You got it.
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[ Laughs ]
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Take it out of your pants,
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put it on the roll.
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Who ordered the super sub
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heated up?
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, sal, take a bite
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of that.
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal, take a bite of it!
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Bite it! Take a bite!
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Eat it!
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Oh, my god, there's no way
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he's doing this.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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All right, murr, it's your
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counter, buddy.
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Number one. You got it.
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Murr, just keep filling his
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hands up with samples.
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What do you want to try?
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I'll give you a sample of
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something.
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Here, how about uh...
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Well, try that.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Hand him another huge thing.
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Another quick sample.
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Try that.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
328
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It's good, right?
329
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Ohh.
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It's good, right?
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It's delicious, right?
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Here, you can have that.
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[ Laughs ]
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Have you been helped yet,
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sir?
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Walk around.
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Come out the door.
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Close-talk him now.
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Get right up in his grill.
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That's a liguria to stay.
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Tap him with the brim of your
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hat.
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Listen, I'm gonna give you a
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free sample...
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[ Laughter ]
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of this... And this.
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Okay.
348
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Okay, and then if you
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don't... if you like them...
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Try to get your head on his
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chest.
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But I'll give you... you can
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try a piece of the prosciutto
354
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with a great special today...
355
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Get in there! Get in there!
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Of the roasted peppers.
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Which, if you like roasted
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peppers...
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That's great? Okay, great.
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More, more, more!
361
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So, you want maybe a little
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side of the roasted peppers?
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Okay, good. Okay.
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Let me go get this for you, and
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I'll bring it right out, okay?
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All right.
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[ Laughter ]
368
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He's looking at his shirt.
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Just fall asleep taking the
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order.
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[ Mumbles ]
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[ Lullaby music plays ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Was that to stay or to sleep?
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs ]
377
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Just hold it. Hold it.
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He's looking around.
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Stay asleep.
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He doesn't knowhat to do.
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[ Laughter ]
382
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Murr, murr, stay asleep.
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Stay asleep.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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Narrator: With no losses in
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the deli, Joe is in a real
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pickle.
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Why don't you pick up the
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phone when I call you?
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What are you talking about?
392
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You never pick up the phone
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when I call you.
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Because you don't usually
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have a lot to add to my life.
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[ Laughter ]
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I know when you're together
398
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because as soon as I push "no"
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on your number, his number rings
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me.
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And I'm like, "oh, I guess they
402
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had to tell me something."
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We're at the grocery store
404
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doing market research on a
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brand-new drink.
406
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We'll be giving away free
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samples and asking a couple of
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questions that we've written for
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each other.
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And the questions will be a
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complete surprise to us.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Right, and these questions
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will have little or nothing to
415
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do with the drink.
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Nothin to do with the drink.
417
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[ Laughter ]
418
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I'm ready to go. Hi.
419
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Can I give you a free sample?
420
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Would you like?
421
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Did you like the cherry flavor
422
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or do you think...
423
00:10:02,821 --> 00:10:03,621
Okay.
424
00:10:03,622 --> 00:10:05,287
And have y...
425
00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:07,287
[ laughter ]
426
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I'd love to feel your mouth with
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my mouth.
428
00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:11,320
Can we make this happen?
429
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[ Laughter ]
430
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[ Laughs ]
431
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"No."
432
00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:19,453
[ Laughter ]
433
00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:20,753
It's a natural sweetener.
434
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,953
Last question...
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[ Laughter ]
436
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[ Whistles ]
437
00:10:25,688 --> 00:10:26,521
[ Laughter ]
438
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:29,020
Last question... um...
439
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[ Sighs ]
440
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Last question...
441
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[ Chuckles ]
442
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What the [bleep] are you looking
443
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at?
444
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Huh?
445
00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:37,987
"Looking at the fruits."
446
00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:38,388
Okay.
447
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[ Laughter ]
448
00:10:40,188 --> 00:10:42,053
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
449
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Free samples, folks.
450
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Free samples.
451
00:10:45,554 --> 00:10:46,188
Try it.
452
00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,987
Quick question for you... so,
453
00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:48,788
um...
454
00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:50,253
[ Laughter ]
455
00:10:50,254 --> 00:10:52,420
Men with, uh, large penises love
456
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this drink.
457
00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:54,820
I, for one, hate it.
458
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,153
What do you think?
459
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:58,153
[ Laughter ]
460
00:10:58,154 --> 00:10:59,353
"It's good." Great.
461
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,320
[ Laughter ]
462
00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:03,187
A little thirsty? Free sample?
463
00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:04,687
It's good.
464
00:11:04,688 --> 00:11:09,687
And then the question is, um...
465
00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:10,887
[ Laughter ]
466
00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,353
Um... and the last question is,
467
00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:19,154
are you finished, uh...
468
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:24,053
A little thirsty?
469
00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:26,053
Free sample? It's good.
470
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:31,087
And then the question is, um...
471
00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:32,353
[ Laughter ]
472
00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:34,887
Um... and the last question is,
473
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:41,587
are you finished, uh...
474
00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:42,421
Um...
475
00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:44,220
Are you finished with the drink?
476
00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:44,721
[ Laughter ]
477
00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:45,421
All: Aw!
478
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,421
[ Buzzer ]
479
00:11:46,421 --> 00:11:47,254
All right, Joe.
480
00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:48,254
Let's see what you got.
481
00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:49,387
We're doing a taste test
482
00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:49,788
today.
483
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:50,987
Would you like to give a sip?
484
00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:54,153
So, let me just... we...
485
00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:55,653
[ laughter ]
486
00:11:55,654 --> 00:11:57,120
We squeeze our melons for
487
00:11:57,121 --> 00:11:57,688
flavor.
488
00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,487
Do you mind when your melons are
489
00:11:59,488 --> 00:12:00,154
squeezed?
490
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:01,820
[ Laughter ]
491
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:02,354
No?
492
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,520
And then what about with the
493
00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:06,520
drink?
494
00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:08,320
[ Laughter ]
495
00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:09,321
Oh, man.
496
00:12:09,322 --> 00:12:11,553
[ Laughter ]
497
00:12:11,554 --> 00:12:12,887
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
498
00:12:12,888 --> 00:12:14,220
You want a free sample... a
499
00:12:14,221 --> 00:12:15,453
little sports drink action?
500
00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,953
What did you think of that?
501
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,587
And, uh...
502
00:12:20,588 --> 00:12:21,421
[ Chuckles ]
503
00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,453
Did, uh... I can't tell.
504
00:12:23,454 --> 00:12:25,787
Did this drink make your nips
505
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,521
hard?
506
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:31,020
[ Laughs ]
507
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,420
You know, your nips.
508
00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:33,321
[ Laughs ]
509
00:12:33,322 --> 00:12:34,653
Okay, so, that's just 'cause
510
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,120
it's cold in here?
511
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:37,953
Okay. Thank you very much.
512
00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:38,921
[ Laughter ]
513
00:12:38,922 --> 00:12:40,587
And he's holding his... he's
514
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:42,853
holding his tits walking away!
515
00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:44,788
He's warming his nips!
516
00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:46,387
[ Ding! Ding! ]
517
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:47,887
Narrator: Murr sampled the
518
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bitter taste of failure, making
519
00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:51,087
it a two-way tie for last as
520
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,420
they head into the final
521
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:55,087
challenge.
522
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,420
Why are your nipples always
523
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:56,788
hard?
524
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:57,288
Look.
525
00:12:57,289 --> 00:12:58,587
Like, even in warm weather
526
00:12:58,588 --> 00:12:59,620
your nipples are hard?
527
00:12:59,621 --> 00:13:00,188
Always.
528
00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:01,220
Look, you can see them
529
00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:02,587
through... I have two shirts on
530
00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,154
right now.
531
00:13:03,155 --> 00:13:04,453
Why do you notice that his
532
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:05,553
nipples are always hard?
533
00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:09,187
Tell me right now.
534
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,520
Today we get to make out with
535
00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:10,888
girls.
536
00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:11,654
No we don't.
537
00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:13,488
Today we're teaching cpr.
538
00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:14,488
Yeah, and we're gonna have
539
00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:15,121
the ear piece in.
540
00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:16,121
We have to do and say what the
541
00:13:16,121 --> 00:13:16,821
other guys tell us.
542
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:17,887
This is the kind of girls Murray
543
00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:18,454
makes out with.
544
00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:18,854
It is.
545
00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:20,987
[ Lahter ]
546
00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:22,020
How you doing?
547
00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:23,087
Hi. I'm Brian.
548
00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:24,121
Ellis.
549
00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:25,320
I'm your cpr instructor.
550
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:25,921
Michael.
551
00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:27,053
I'm gonna teach you the
552
00:13:27,054 --> 00:13:28,187
a-b-c's of cpr, all right?
553
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,220
And at the end of the
554
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:29,788
session...
555
00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:30,853
And at the end of the
556
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:31,388
session...
557
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,653
if you only remember one
558
00:13:32,654 --> 00:13:33,154
thing...
559
00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:34,320
If you only remember one
560
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:34,954
thing, now...
561
00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:35,954
remember this...
562
00:13:35,955 --> 00:13:39,453
remember this...
563
00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:44,953
[ Laughter ]
564
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,287
Okay, you want to try
565
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,188
compressions?
566
00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:48,653
Go ahead. Get in there.
567
00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:49,354
See how you do.
568
00:13:49,355 --> 00:13:50,453
Right off the bat I see
569
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,787
you're not being half as sensual
570
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,321
as you need to be.
571
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,953
Right off the bat I see,
572
00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:56,720
like, you're not being half as,
573
00:13:56,721 --> 00:14:00,220
uh, sensual as you need to be.
574
00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:02,254
[ Laughter ]
575
00:14:02,288 --> 00:14:04,020
Have you guys ever taken any cpr
576
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:05,021
and stuff before?
577
00:14:05,021 --> 00:14:05,554
No.
578
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,054
No?
579
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:06,554
No.
580
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,154
Okay.
581
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:08,620
Lock your hands like this.
582
00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:09,720
Do the Macarena.
583
00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:14,853
Now go like this.
584
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,353
Hey, Macarena!
585
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:17,687
[ Laughter ]
586
00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:18,720
Q, tell them the last guy to
587
00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:19,621
toh the dummy's mouth had
588
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:19,988
herpes.
589
00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:20,954
I'm not gonna have you put
590
00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:21,987
your lips on this 'cause there
591
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:23,020
was a guy in here before and he
592
00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:24,053
had, like, herpes all over his
593
00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:24,354
thing.
594
00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:24,721
Yeah.
595
00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:25,721
Now put your lips all over
596
00:14:25,722 --> 00:14:27,387
it.
597
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,253
[ Exhaling deeply ]
598
00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:30,587
[ Laughter ]
599
00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:32,420
Just like that.
600
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,121
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
601
00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:35,687
So, first thing you want to
602
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,253
do is you want to come over and
603
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,954
ask them if they're choking.
604
00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,120
Are you choking?
605
00:14:40,121 --> 00:14:41,887
[ Laughing ] Yell in it's
606
00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:42,421
face.
607
00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:43,720
Are you choking?
608
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,387
Are you choking?!
609
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:46,553
[ Laughter ]
610
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,487
Now, before we administer cpr,
611
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,453
everyone has a moment of truth.
612
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,387
Is this person too gross to
613
00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:53,553
save?
614
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,020
Is this person too gross to
615
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:56,821
touch?
616
00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:58,020
[ Laughter ]
617
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,053
So, have you guys had any
618
00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:00,120
experience at cpr before?
619
00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:01,154
Yes.
620
00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:02,253
How so?
621
00:15:02,254 --> 00:15:03,487
[ Laughter ]
622
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,188
Oh, crap. He's a doctor.
623
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,820
Check whether it's a boy or a
624
00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:07,221
gi.
625
00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:08,753
Okay, first you want to come
626
00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:10,220
over and you want to check if
627
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,353
it's a boy or a girl.
628
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:15,987
[ Laughter ]
629
00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,220
Remember, if she has a
630
00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:18,720
brassiere on, you might want to
631
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:19,887
take off the brassiere.
632
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:20,854
[ Laughs ]
633
00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,820
Because the rule is let them
634
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,887
tittays go before you start to
635
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:25,488
blow.
636
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,487
[ Laughter ]
637
00:15:27,488 --> 00:15:29,487
Yeah, okay, so...
638
00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:30,653
[ Sighs ]
639
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:32,820
Women wear brassieres that could
640
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,953
be obstructive or constricting.
641
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:37,453
So, the rule is...
642
00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:39,053
You want to let them tittays go
643
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,387
before you start to blow.
644
00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:42,387
[ Laughter ]
645
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:46,220
Let's all say it.
646
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,153
So, let's say it together.
647
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,020
All: You want to let them
648
00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,653
tittays go before you start to
649
00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:53,388
blow.
650
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:54,754
[ Laughter ]
651
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,788
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
652
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,288
[ James. ing! Ding! ]
653
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:56,888
Michelle.
654
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,053
Michelle, so nice to meet
655
00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:58,354
you.
656
00:15:58,354 --> 00:15:59,221
Hi, James. Paula.
657
00:15:59,222 --> 00:16:00,453
Paula, so nice to meet you.
658
00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:01,653
My gym teacher gave me cpr
659
00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:02,853
for the first time when I was
660
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:03,888
15.
661
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,387
My personal background is I
662
00:16:05,388 --> 00:16:06,920
actually received cpr when I was
663
00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:07,388
a kid.
664
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:07,954
I was 15.
665
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,287
My gym teacher gave me cpr.
666
00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:10,320
[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
667
00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:10,888
Yeah.
668
00:16:10,889 --> 00:16:12,253
Now that I think of it, I
669
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,920
wasn't choking.
670
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:15,187
[ Laughs ]
671
00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:16,420
I wasn't choking, now that I
672
00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:17,088
think about it.
673
00:16:17,089 --> 00:16:18,753
[ Laughter ]
674
00:16:18,754 --> 00:16:19,987
So, first thing's first.
675
00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:20,988
Have her lean in.
676
00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:21,488
Okay.
677
00:16:21,489 --> 00:16:22,887
And you're gonna whisper to
678
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:23,987
her, "whatever you do...
679
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:24,988
Whatever you do...
680
00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:26,120
"don't confuse the
681
00:16:26,121 --> 00:16:27,153
inferior vena cava..."
682
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,553
don't confuse the inferior
683
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,221
vena cava...
684
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,387
"with the pulmonary
685
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:30,888
valves."
686
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,287
with the pulmonary valves.
687
00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:33,353
"Someone could die."
688
00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:34,354
Someone could die.
689
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:34,854
Okay.
690
00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:36,287
Now what did I just tell you?
691
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:36,988
[ Laughter ]
692
00:16:36,989 --> 00:16:38,520
So, what did I just tell you?
693
00:16:38,521 --> 00:16:39,254
That's right.
694
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:39,721
Oh.
695
00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:41,120
You never want to confuse the
696
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,153
vena caviola...
697
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:43,553
Inferior vena cavas.
698
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:44,587
[ Mumbling ]
699
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:45,454
[ Laughter ]
700
00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:46,987
You don't ever want to
701
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:49,120
confuse the inferior vena cava
702
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,187
with the pulmonary valves...
703
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:51,253
or someone could die.
704
00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:52,287
Or someone could die.
705
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,353
Now, what did I just tell
706
00:16:53,354 --> 00:16:53,654
you?
707
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:54,853
So, what did I just tell you?
708
00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:55,421
[ Laughter ]
709
00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:57,587
Vena caviola in the... i'm
710
00:16:57,588 --> 00:16:58,454
getting it confused.
711
00:16:58,455 --> 00:16:59,487
That's okay. It's okay.
712
00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:00,388
It's okay. It's okay.
713
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:01,453
This is a dummy. It's okay.
714
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,288
She's not dying.
715
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,387
I'm gonna do this one last
716
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:03,988
time, Paula...
717
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:04,754
Don't confuse...
718
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,920
the inferior vena cava...
719
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:07,087
with the pulmonary valves
720
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:07,921
or someone could die.
721
00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:09,120
So, what did I just tell you?
722
00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:10,220
[ Laughing ] What did I...
723
00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:11,088
So, what did I just...
724
00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:11,921
[ laughter ]
725
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:12,987
Michelle, come over here.
726
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:13,921
Get in the middle of us.
727
00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:14,987
Come iclose. Come in close.
728
00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:16,053
Everybody hug each other.
729
00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:17,087
Get right around that head.
730
00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:19,287
Come on, now. Okay, ready?
731
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,220
All: Don't confuse the
732
00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:23,287
inferior vena cava with the
733
00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:24,820
pulmonary valves...
734
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,820
Or someone could die.
735
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,287
What did I just tell you?
736
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,553
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
737
00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:30,754
[ Laughter ]
738
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,120
So, have you ever done the
739
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,154
heimlich?
740
00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:33,688
No.
741
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:34,887
Joe, just start making up
742
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,554
medical terms.
743
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,787
So, you want to come right
744
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,053
under into the Nissan maximas.
745
00:17:38,054 --> 00:17:38,654
[ Laughter ]
746
00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:40,987
Push right here right under the
747
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,420
Regis philbin, and you want
748
00:17:42,421 --> 00:17:44,020
to... until something pops out.
749
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,520
Some people do a problem, and
750
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,087
they'll go right up top on the
751
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:47,988
Nissan altimas.
752
00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,453
You want to get under to the
753
00:17:49,454 --> 00:17:50,820
Nissan maximas right here.
754
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,020
So, not too low to the
755
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:53,187
Nissan sentras.
756
00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:54,253
You want to get them right in
757
00:17:54,254 --> 00:17:54,888
the pathfinder.
758
00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:57,053
[ Laughter ]
759
00:17:57,054 --> 00:17:58,087
You're saving this person.
760
00:17:58,088 --> 00:17:58,988
This is an emergency.
761
00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:00,087
You come in, clear the area.
762
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:00,821
Joe, flip out.
763
00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:01,388
Go crazy.
764
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:02,487
"Are you breathing," you
765
00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:02,821
know?
766
00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:03,821
Stay away from the light!
767
00:18:03,822 --> 00:18:05,053
You got to get them up, and you
768
00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,253
got to... you've got so much to
769
00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:06,721
live for!
770
00:18:06,722 --> 00:18:07,887
Come back to me, you son of a
771
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:08,221
bih!
772
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,253
Tell robby, "you stay away
773
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:09,954
from the light!"
774
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,120
Robby, don't go to the light!
775
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,287
You stay away from the [bleep]
776
00:18:12,288 --> 00:18:13,321
Light!
777
00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:15,187
[ Laughter ]
778
00:18:15,188 --> 00:18:16,121
The way to get to the
779
00:18:16,121 --> 00:18:16,521
heart...
780
00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:17,720
The easiest way to get to the
781
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,121
heart...
782
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,453
is through my pants.
783
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:23,020
Both: That you won't say?!
784
00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:24,487
The easiest way to get to the
785
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:25,853
heart is by making me dinner.
786
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,454
[ Buzzer ]
787
00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:27,787
[ Laughter ]
788
00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:28,654
Joey lost!
789
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:29,720
Complete flatline!
790
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:31,153
[ Imitating flatline ]
791
00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,820
Stay away from the light!
792
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:33,521
Clear! Boom!
793
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:34,620
[ Continues imitating ]
794
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,820
All right, that's enough.
795
00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:36,354
All right.
796
00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:36,954
Just cut.
797
00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:37,421
Okay.
798
00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:38,254
That's really...
799
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,353
[ continues imitating ]
800
00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:40,288
Stop it, honestly.
801
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:40,654
God, stop!
802
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:41,454
I could have kept going
803
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,821
another minute.
804
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,620
Narrator: Joe choked at the
805
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:46,153
cpr class, and now he's in
806
00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:47,987
critical condition because he is
807
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:51,153
tonight's big loser.
808
00:18:51,154 --> 00:18:53,253
Joe's failure has brought him
809
00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:55,287
here to a Moroccan lounge where
810
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:57,020
there's tons of sexy belly
811
00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:57,754
dancers.
812
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,487
But tonight there's about to
813
00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:00,953
be an extra-special belly
814
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:02,553
dancer, our best friend Joe.
815
00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:03,787
Former best friend.
816
00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:05,420
Joe, you got to go upstairs
817
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:07,053
and perform a belly dance to a
818
00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,520
packed lounge in full belly
819
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,488
dancing regalia.
820
00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,620
Are they providing a belly or
821
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:11,687
I'm gonna have to use my own?
822
00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:12,688
[ Laughing ] No, no, no.
823
00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:13,521
You brought the belly.
824
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,321
So, it's b.Y.O.B.?
825
00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:16,688
[ Laughter ]
826
00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:23,787
Yeah!
827
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,620
This is ridiculous.
828
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:27,388
This is insane.
829
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,620
Joe's failure has brought him
830
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,553
here to a Moroccan lounge where
831
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,187
there's tonsf sexy belly
832
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:44,888
dancers.
833
00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:46,420
But tonight there's about to
834
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:47,687
be an extra-special belly
835
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,054
dancer, our best friend Joe.
836
00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:59,320
Yeah!
837
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:00,987
This is ridiculous.
838
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:02,588
This is insane.
839
00:20:09,354 --> 00:20:10,520
Whoo!
840
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:13,520
[ Laughter ]
841
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:15,453
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
842
00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:16,121
Whoo!
843
00:20:16,122 --> 00:20:18,620
[ Laughter ]
844
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:21,287
[ Gasps ]
845
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,453
[ Laughing ] Oh, my god.
846
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,120
[ Laughter ]
847
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,820
Take the mask off!
848
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:29,153
Show your face!
849
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:35,820
[ Laughter ]
850
00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:36,821
[ Cymbals pinging ]
851
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:41,521
[ Laughter ]
852
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:43,120
Get into it, you cheeky
853
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:43,754
monkey!
854
00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:47,587
[ Laughter ]
855
00:20:47,588 --> 00:20:48,753
Whoo!
856
00:20:48,754 --> 00:20:50,253
[ Laughter ]
857
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:52,720
That's what happens when you
858
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:55,521
lose!
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