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A TSUI HARK FILM

Heaven's blessed me. The boat is still here.

Everything will be fine after I cross the harbor.

I really am playing with fire here.

Oh, God, I'm gonna be so rich!

Who...

There are so many of you.

My boss is Sam from the charcoal factory. You'd better show him some respect.

We're pirates. We don't care about matters on land.

Oh, you guys are my heroes! I can't believe I've finally met you.

From now on, I won't follow Sam. I'll join you and be a pirate too.

You can take this treasure.

I don't care for men from the mainland.

I'm not interested in this stuff. You keep it.

It's not worth bothering about.

I just want your fingers.

Don't move! I have a gun!

- A gun? - Stay back!

Give me your hand!

A gun you say? I have a gun too.

Also starring KENT CHENG JAK-SI, XIONG XIN-XIN

ROGER KWOK CHUN-ON, ZHANG TIE-LIN JEAN WANG CHING-YING

Co-starring STEPHEN TUNG WAI, LAU SHUN

PACO YICK TIN-HUNG, ELAINE LUI SIU-LING TAM BING-MAN

Planning by MARCO MAK CHI-SIN Film coordinator ANDREW KAM YEUNG-WA

Production manager CHIU KWAI-CHUNG

Screenplay by TSUI HARK, LAU TAI-MUK, JASON LAM KEE-TO

Martial arts director YUEN BUN

Art director BILL LUI CHO-HUNG

Costume designer CHIU KWOK-SHUN

Cinematography by KO CHIU-LAM, TOM LAU MOON-TONG

PETER PAU TAK-HAI, ARDY LAM KWOK-WAH DEREK WAN MAN-KIT

Edited by MARCO MAK CHI-SIN Music by TSUI HARK

SOUTH CHINA STOREHOUSE

Eat, or you won't have energy.

Mr. Chui is back.

SOUTH CHINA STOREHOUSE

How are you, madam?

Chui, you still out and about during this storm?

Stop messing about and feed the little master.

If you don't get fat, I'll let you be the coolie.

Boss.

If we can't ship this rice to Hong Kong and store it, it'll get eaten by rats.

But what can we do? The seas are full of pirates.

The foreigners employ troops to protect their goods. It's like a war.

Can't I afford to employ guards?

I'll do whatever it takes to ship this rice.

- What's in that box? - I don't know.

Little master.

What's happening?

I told you to feed the little master. How dare you let him open that box?

What's going on?

- The pirates again. - Save your breath.

Stop squabbling. Go and take the children to bed!

Get out of here!

You jinx!

"One finger for 100 catties of rice.

Send out to sea on time, or your fingers will be chopped off!

Signed, Cheung."

That pirate Cheung is an old man. He must be a hundred years old.

How can he threaten me?

It doesn't matter if he's Cheung or not. All the pirates are dangerous.

I'm going to sit right here.

If they want the rice, they can come and ask me.

- The box is filled with fingers. - So?

Somebody's here.

Don't just sit there. Take the kids upstairs!

Grab our weapons. Put the bowls down. There's going to be a fight.

Wait. Don't open the door yet. Right. Open it now.

We're armed. Who are you looking for?

I'm not looking for anybody. I was just passing by.

It's an armed troop.

Sorry, I've made a mistake.

He mumbled and had big eyes like an owl.

A guy like that must be an informer.

Follow that guy to see where his base is.

We have to infiltrate their group.

100 catties of rice for whoever gets information.

- Why are you standing there? - Let's go!

Hey, let's hide our weapons first!

They're all scoundrels. All they care about is getting my rice.

This isn't the time to break down. It doesn't work when it rains hard.

- Leung Foon, found someone to help us? - I've got more than enough helpers.

- I can't believe they're so eager to help. - 100 catties of rice!

I'm not "100 catties of rice."

They're not here to fix the carriage. I asked for help, but you brought trouble.

- You need the exercise. You missed two. - I see them!

Master! They — They've come for "100 catties of rice."

- I'll get you. - Go to hell!

18 Topple Kicks!

Too many false attacks. Not suitable for a gang fight.

I'm afraid I'll kick you.

You've made a mistake.

Nobody here is called "100 catties of rice."

100 catties of rice is just that, not somebody's name.

So many of you got hurt for 100 catties of rice.

Not enough to pay for your medicine.

14th Aunt, your shoe is wet.

But I still have to wear it. It's my only pair.

- It was all a mistake? - It's time to get out the first aid.

Ask Master to come out!

- You fight and heal well. - Calm down.

I do apologize. It's all been a misunderstanding.

- You aren't pirates after all. - You thought we were pirates?

I, Leung Foon, am smart and handsome. Do I look like a pirate?

If you thought Clubfoot was a pirate, it wouldn't be unreasonable.

I get seasick when I go sailing. How could I be a pirate?

Ever seen a pirate as handsome as me?

Sir, I'm sorry. We just wanted to find an inn.

But our carriage broke down, so...

Since they're strangers, ask them to leave at once.

Please, sir.

Clubfoot, Foon, put down the pills and medicine. Let's go to the inn.

Take these pills. This medicine is for external treatment.

Po Chi Lam ointment is very famous. Did you know that?

Po Chi Lam?

- The business of Master Wong Fei-hung? - I think so.

- Do you people know Master Wong Fei-hung? - I am Wong Fei-hung.

We fought with Wong Fei-hung just now. It's our honor.

Your fist is fast as lightning. Sorry for offending you.

I am Wong Kei-ying.

You have sparkling eyes.

Please forgive me.

Leung Foon!

The owl.

- He uses many fake stances. - I am Clubfoot.

- Your kick is really powerful! - Thank you.

How dare he dismiss my kung fu! Fake stances? Owl?

I'm 14th Aunt.

So pretty. You must be Master Wong's wife.

- Pleased to meet you. - Attention, please!

I am Leung Foon.

You clap for 14th Aunt.

So you should have clapped for me. I'm not an owl.

Sorry, I have a date with my family at the inn.

Why not eat here this evening?

See you later.

Come on. Why not? You're invited. Let me find you a seat.

The dogs are really barking. Go and take a look.

Master Wong?

I admire you so much. You're a real hero.

I want to talk to you. Don't go just yet.

Let us show you the inn.

There's no need. Do I pay you to show people around?

Pirate!

Master Wong, let us handle this.

We've caught him! A guy dressed in black trying to steal the rice!

They were afraid of pirates a moment ago.

But not now. They're brave now. Master is here.

You aren't going anywhere!

Get down! How dare you fight back! Pirate dog!

He can't breathe. He's convulsing.

- Let go of me! I'm not a pirate. I'm not — - Lend me your belt.

- You brought this on yourself. - Be careful. His ribs are broken.

He's severely injured. Carry him to the court.

- To the court? - Don't you have a court?

The court is too corrupt.

Really?

Well, we can't deal with this thief ourselves.

But we can't release him.

I'd like to check your court out for myself.

Clubfoot, stay here in case his gang strikes again.

Let's drop off our bags at the inn, then take him to the court.

Do you really mean to take him to the court?

Relax. If the court can't deal with it, we'll try something else.

Master, we've arrived at Mu Min Lane.

The place is totally deserted. What should we do?

Allied forces have occupied the capital, but the south is unaffected.

The newspaper says the south is still safe and prosperous.

Shouldn't that be "prosperous and safe"? Where did you get the paper?

It's what our food was wrapped in.

Porky Wing, I'm asking you what time it is.

- Uh, uh... - What time is it?

- Two holes. - Two holes?

Holy shit!

Why are you so uptight?

Master, we're looking for somebody.

I don't open the door at night. Come back in the morning.

What? So what do we do till then? We're not pirates. We're good people.

Well, we don't open the door at night. Come back tomorrow.

Sister May?

- Sister Yee? - Fei-hung is here.

Not two holes!

Wing, So, come and help me with the luggage.

We're looking for a fat guy and a guy with buckteeth.

- Sister. - May.

Master!

Damn!

Fei-hung!

Siu-kwan.

- You've lost your shoe. - You're all I need.

- What happened? - 13th Aunt is overwhelmed.

- She — What happened? - She's lost control.

I don't care about my shoes, so you shouldn't care about your luggage.

- My God. Father, are you okay? - It's nothing.

- Why didn't you shout out? - I didn't want to disturb you.

I dropped the luggage on the floor as soon as we arrived.

No need to explain. I did the same when I was young.

Daughter-in-law, you lost your shoe then.

You say you did something like this, Dad? Who did you hurt?

Don't ask. It's history.

Take the luggage to the room. We have to go to the court.

Foon, take the luggage up.

- 14th Aunt, let me help you. - No, thank you. I'll carry my own.

But... that's my luggage!

- Have you got the shoe? - Not yet.

- Foon, are you all right? - Don't move!

- Dad, be careful. - Okay, okay.

Foon, there's something wrong with 14th Aunt. What's going on?

I wish you hadn't asked me. Master has fallen for both of them.

- Is he that kind of a man? - He's lost control.

He's split between the two. It'll end badly.

He's out of his mind, acting out of desire.

Like an animal in heat.

What are you doing? Are you sick?

Heart beating fast, feeling thirsty.

The show's just begun, but the climax is near.

- Let's see how Master handles this case. - Let's go find something to eat.

Are you trying to shut me up? How can we handle it?

We know Master's secret. If we blackmail him, he'll listen to us.

Even a hero can't resist a pretty lady.

Mmm! Salted cake.

Let's see how you handle this!

Master, I didn't say anything.

- Leung Foon! - Oh, shit!

This is a good show, is it?

Master —

Foon? Why are you kneeling on the floor?

What's wrong with you? You look so pale.

I want to vomit.

- Porky Wing. - Yes, Master.

- Go ask 13th Aunt to join us for dinner. - Yes, Master. Right away.

So.

- Go and eat something. - Yes, Master.

Foon is not feeling well. Let him go and rest.

Sit down! He's well enough.

Fei-hung, it's proving difficult to get tickets to Hong Kong.

Nothing till the day after tomorrow. I'm afraid there might not be enough.

What's wrong?

What's bothering you all?

Things are bad, but it'll get better soon.

Sister, why don't you shift up? Sit closer to Fei-hung.

- Dangerous. - Dangerous?

I'm going to take the thief to court with Clubfoot.

- Leung Foon, Wing. - Yes!

So, I didn't call you. Sit down. Follow me.

- Yes, Master! - Why not me?

Fei-hung, wait.

People in the storehouse said the court can't be trusted. Do be careful, okay?

Master, this is the court.

- Open up! We want to see the magistrate! - Who's that?

- Don't move! - What are you doing?

I'm the officer of the court.

Sir, we caught a thief stealing from the storehouse.

So we've brought him to you.

- Good. Take him away. - Yes, sir.

Do you need us to sign anything?

We've simplified the procedures now. You may go now.

- May I see the magistrate? - He's busy in a meeting.

They're gone. They didn't even ask our names.

We didn't have a chance to get their names either.

- Let's take a closer look. - Yes.

Bring some medicine. We need to stop the bleeding. Hurry! Ken?

He's one of their men.

Ken, you'll be fine.

That's why they didn't trust the court.

What do you know? Pea brain.

- Well, they know the guy's name. - I know.

- Foon, get Wing to kick the door in. - Yes.

What?

It's just a cat.

Not a good cat impression.

A cat and a dog?

You're not in a zoo!

Kick the door in. Kick it!

- What? - Kick the door open!

Break it down? No, kick it, kick it.

Come back here!

Cross Fist!

Lightning Kick!

Foon!

- Porky Wing, catch! - Got you!

Who are you? How dare you come in here?

Who are you?

How dare you pretend to be an officer?

We didn't. We are the constables.

How come you're in league with a thief? Don't lie to us.

- What? Put him down! - Nobody move! Or I break him in two.

I'm Ken. I'm a constable too.

Please, heroes, we are not lying to you.

We deserve to be punished for stealing, but we had no other choice.

Because we haven't eaten for days. It's so hard!

You're the officer of the court. How come you don't have any food?

Since the allied forces captured the capital

and the empress dowager went into hiding... the magistrate took everything and left.

Leaving us without a penny.

And so far, nobody has replaced him.

As we have no food, many have left already.

We are all that remains.

At the same time, the pirates loot freely.

The citizens dare not leave their houses. This place is like a ghost town.

Please forgive our intrusion.

- May I ask your name? I am called Tse. - I'm Wong Fei-hung. These are my students.

Wong Fei-hung? Wong Fei-hung from Foshan?

At your service.

I am Porky Wing. Hello.

I am Clubfoot.

You have great students.

I can't believe we have so many heroes here.

- May I know your name? - I am Leung Foon.

Wow, it's Leung Foon!

Leung Foon? You're Master Wong Fei-hung's student?

We're from Meixian Province too.

You're the hero of the province. We are so happy to meet you.

You're so handsome. You have a heroic air. So impressive.

Wait until we tell the villagers we've met you. They'll be so jealous.

At last! These guys don't call me Owl.

I've never seen Foon look so touched. It makes me want to cry.

Really?

The dragon boat has arrived

Moving up to the top, the very top

Fortune comes, comes to my door

It's midday, and all the doors are closed.

Do you think this place can ever be saved?

They're scared. What a terrible way to live.

Look at the constables, like beggars.

- Eat slowly. There's still rice left. - Thank you.

- Such a long needle. - It will fight the infection.

Dad, we're leaving tomorrow. Here are the dates.

- I feel better now that we have them. - Sleep well.

More sleep? We can sleep when we get to Hong Kong.

Sis, Hong Kong means "Fragrant Harbor." Is it filled with sweet-smelling flowers?

Flowers? I don't think so.

But, being called Hong Kong, it shouldn't smell too bad.

Sister, you stayed with Fei-hung for some time in Beijing.

What do you think about him?

We seldom saw each other, and we didn't talk much.

We were both too busy for socializing.

But you came in the same carriage.

But we sat apart.

So you never got to know him?

We are different ages.

I'm his aunt, and he's my junior.

Seniors don't notice the merits of juniors.

But you think he's a good man?

I think everybody's good at heart.

It's what you think that counts.

- But I wanted your opinion. - You got it.

Oh, forget it. Just answer me this.

Go ahead. What?

Do you have feelings for Fei-hung?

What have you done? What were you thinking?

I was just thinking about your question.

You should be more careful.

I was being careful, but I couldn't avoid it!

It's okay. I understand.

This is Old Master's, and this —

Let's draw for it. That'd be fairest.

Whoever picks the blue one takes three.

Whoever picks the black one takes the rest.

Dad, do you think he wants to be alone or not? What do you think?

It's just the way he is. We'll have to escort him on board tomorrow.

Nothing for me!

I've got the red one.

I got blue. I'll carry three.

I got the black one.

Tickets to Hong Kong. There are only two left. 4,000 each.

- I want one! - 4,000? Don't you have anything cheaper?

How about an underwater seat? They're free!

Make way!

Where do we board?

These tickets are so expensive.

That tout is a real thief.

If we sold ours at that price, we'd be rich.

- And how do we get to Hong Kong? - I was joking.

- It's not a joking matter. - Make way-way!

Make way! Make way-way!

So, why aren't you carrying anything? Where's the luggage?

- Didn't you pick the black straw? - It's-It's all sorted.

You should be carrying it. Give it back to him.

Be careful! Don't push! Fei-hung is over there. Go on!

How long will we have to wait?

Just sit down. There's no rush. We've waited for days already.

Somebody will sell their tickets to us.

- So, is it heavy? - It really is.

I'm going to the toilet. Back in a minute.

OFFICIAL DOCUMENT

Going to Hong Kong?

It's only one ticket. Ask one of your family to get on board now.

They've all gotten on already. Some bearded guys gave them tickets.

They said Wong Fei-hung would give me his ticket.

- Are you Wong Fei-hung? - Yes.

- Thank you, Master Wong! - Some bearded guys?

Thank you, Master Wong!

See you, bearded guys!

Siu-kwan, 14th Aunt?

You're in disguise too?

Doesn't it itch?

Yes, it does.

There are eight gangs of pirates on the East Canton Sea.

Cheung leads the Red Flag Gang, the cruelest of them all.

Mak Yau-kam leads the Blue Flag Gang.

Ha Mo-yang leads the Black Flag Gang. Tiger leads the Green Flag Gang.

They're known as "the four kings of the sea."

Their power is growing rapidly.

In the 15th year of Ka Hing, in order to maintain peace,

the government was forced to negotiate with them.

Cheung therefore became an official officer.

Now things are unsettled, and the pirates have become active again.

In South Pun Soon, they are causing real problems.

The year Cheung became an officer, he was about 80 years old.

He can't still be alive.

According to my information, these pirates are from the eight flags.

Their leader is Cheung's son, Cheung Yuk-lun,

and his first mate, Ying.

How many followers does he have?

They move silently and leave no survivors, so I really can't come up with a figure.

Master.

We can organize a local crime-prevention unit.

Good idea.

We don't know where they are. We'd better be careful.

But we can't let them know the magistrate has gone.

- Sir. - Master Wong.

I hope you'll let us move into the courthouse.

Of course.

First of all, the court must be open as usual.

You should all put uniforms on.

Dad, please disguise yourself as the magistrate.

Disguise myself?

Sorry, we don't have enough rooms. Please, stay in the cells.

Not a problem. Thank you. Which is mine?

This one. We've given you the biggest one.

Not bad at all.

What's inside this box? It seems heavy.

I have no idea. It's been sitting here forever.

Nobody understands the English written on it.

We dare not move it. We don't know what's inside.

What's inside?

ARMAMENTS

Oh, nothing special. Just foreign stuff. We Chinese don't use these things.

Let's get rid of it. Come on, take it away.

Just a minute. Better tell Master first.

- Yes, we must inform Master first. - Isn't that right, sir?

- What have you got there? - Come here.

Wait a moment.

Fei-hung, we're always on the move. It's difficult for us to tie the knot.

I want you to do one thing for me.

- Put this ring on my finger. - You want me to put it on for you?

Come on. It's a custom.

- What kind of custom is this? - Put it on. Then I'll tell you.

- I'll put one on you next. - I have to wear one too?

Of course. The rings are a pair. They're a symbol of our marriage.

- Marriage? I must tell Dad first. - Let's tell him after the wedding.

You can't leave in the middle of the ceremony.

Confetti.

Why do you suddenly want to get married?

We'll have to wait forever otherwise. And you —

Right. Well, let's hurry it up.

- Hubby, you can lift my veil now. - Hubby?

Better just call me Fei-hung.

Fei-hung, kiss me.

Kiss you?

Do I really have to?

Hurry up. Nobody will see you. Then it's done.

Really?

Here goes.

- Master. - What's this?

Beauty's temptation.

What... They run so fast.

Wow. This ring has incredible power.

This is the magistrate.

You officers want to organize a local crime-prevention unit.

I would like to join, but I can't speak on behalf of my students.

You'd better ask them personally.

- See you. - See you.

So, are we going to fight the pirates or the foreigners?

If we let the pirates land, they'll fight the foreigners for us.

Why don't we ally with the pirates?

You're so ignorant. In fact, the senior officials have already decided.

It's all been worked out.

The pirates are just puppets.

We can't begin to understand the hidden agendas.

If we get involved, it will end badly for us.

We just do what the boss tells us. You must ask him first.

How can we judge who is good and who is evil?

- Besides, the winner is always right. - That's right.

There is an old Chinese saying — "In troubled times, heroes appear."

Let history decide who the heroes were.

We cannot change the course of history.

How can we ever mobilize them?

They lack the spirit of unity.

Okay, take a break now.

Being a magistrate seems like tiring work.

There's still no decision.

- The chain is broken. - Let me help you.

What's the matter, Dad?

This chain is the only thing that makes me look like an officer.

- Now it's broken. What am I going to do? - We can stitch it together.

- What a pain. - Some went behind the door.

The show's starting, starring Master and 14th Aunt.

- What's the title? - Maybe he's just teaching her kung fu.

One's up, one's down. What kind of kung fu is this?

Dad. There's more here.

- What is this kung fu? - Don't you know?

So, kneel down.

Let me demonstrate. Watch closely.

Wait. Get up again.

- You can do what you like. - It's so late. What are you doing here?

You scared me. Why don't you go to bed?

We're hungry. We're just grabbing something to eat.

Clubfoot, grab a watermelon. I'll make a watermelon dessert.

It's my specialty. It's not easy. What are you doing, 13th Aunt?

Tomorrow is Fei-hung's birthday. I'm making a cake.

Let me help you. It's so hot!

Check out the cake! Fantastic! Can you teach me how to make one?

- Put it here. - I've never seen a cake so big!

- It's just a cake. Sit down. - So, bring me some small candles.

Then put the cream inside a bag.

- What did she say? - We can't keep this up for much longer.

Oh, no! The cake!

- Put it back on the table. - It's a mess now.

Pick up that piece.

Re-form the shape.

Not that shape. It didn't have corners.

It should be round.

Not like that.

Put that piece here.

Dad, line it up first.

She's coming. Oh, shit.

Stop squeezing!

- It's too late. We're in for it. - Cover it with something.

- Can we do anything else for you? - We love making cakes —

A little more at the front.

13th Aunt, what's next? Use your finger?

You put it on, but you didn't mean it.

You have to put it on your finger too?

- Are they really together? - Spread it evenly.

My eyesight is failing me.

- Should we put it on all our fingers? - Just like I thought.

Put more here.

Stop asking me so many questions!

She's getting mad. Better hurry up. Put the cream on.

Save some for So.

Your fingers are so fat. You're just making a mess.

Is that all right? Is it enough?

- What are you doing? - Making a cake. What does it look like?

13th Aunt, here are the candles.

Cover it.

Put the candles on, then light them.

- Ask your master to blow them out! - Okay, Auntie.

So, my hands are all creamy.

- I can't find it. - Don't hide. Come out!

Sister?

Do you think I'm stupid? I know everything!

- What does she know? - Better go ask her.

It must be something serious, or she wouldn't be crying.

- Master. - Master.

What's going on?

13th Aunt wants you to blow out the candles.

Okay. Did she say why?

Just do it and see what happens. Go on, blow.

- What's happened to your fingers? - Following 13th Aunt's instructions.

- Nothing. - Did you see anything?

Nothing.

This is very mysterious. Go and ask her. What does all this mean?

What do you want? I'm not in a good mood. Don't make me angry.

She's a feisty one.

Lock the throat! Catch the hand! Move! Go to hell!

I told you not to bother me! Now you've asked for it!

Master! Pirates!

- Don't move! - Siu-kwan.

- Why did you chase after me? - You must tell me what's going on.

I don't want this ring anymore!

It's your wedding ring. Why are you throwing it away?

Wedding ring?

Wedding? When did that happen? Why wasn't I informed?

Why don't you explain this to your sister?

Don't just stand there. Look for the ring.

- Clubfoot, didn't you hear? - Come on, Foon, So.

Sister, you've got it all wrong.

Dad, you've misunderstood.

- Oh, we understand, all right. - That's right.

We were just helping Mr. Wong fix his chain.

Why not just say you were taking the opportunity to learn kung fu.

That's what we thought.

Not very convincing.

Dad, we didn't mean to deceive you. We didn't get the chance to tell you.

- These words lack — lack... - Lack — Lack...

Sincerity!

Sincerity!

- Go and ask Mr. Wong. - You'd better ask 13th Aunt.

Just don't ask us!

We didn't do anything.

They were just picking up beads after all.

- We're not really married. - Impossible!

Impossible.

This is Master's most embarrassing moment.

There's no escaping it.

- No way! - Still okay?

I'm still alive.

- Do you believe me? - I don't know what to believe!

- Is he dead? - Master, he's not breathing.

- Who asked him to lie there? - Another one dead!

I told you not to play games. Now look what's happened!

Dad? Dad!

Beauty's temptation. He needs professional help.

That's the best course of action for him.

Very true.

- Who will escort 14th Aunt back? - Me! I'll do it!

All right, it only takes one. The rest escort the pirates.

Right. I'll protect her. You can escort the pirates.

I don't need an escort. I'll stay here with you.

And wait for the constables to come for the pirates.

I'd like to ask one favor.

Please pretend to court me so my sister won't be angry with me.

I know it's a lot to ask... but I have to do something.

- It's no problem. - Thank you.

We're family. It's our obligation.

Make way!

Two days ago, a ship was robbed on the open sea.

They took everything and killed all on board.

These are the corpses that floated back.

Those damn pirates.

Master Wong, check to see if these weapons are of any use.

Useless foreign weapons! Watch my darts!

I missed.

Fei-hung, you're going to fight the pirates tomorrow.

We've been together a long time. I've learned to be flexible.

We can look after ourselves. Don't worry.

- Siu-kwan. - Sister, your turn.

14th Aunt.

Fei-hung, don't worry. We'll be okay.

Are you worried?

No, you're not worried.

Oh, I don't know what to say.

Don't worry. Just go!

I'm done!

You can't even do that right.

Mr. Porky Wing, Mr. Clubfoot, Mr. Wong.

- The sea is rough. Storm coming? - Maybe. Mr. Clubfoot?

Master.

- Remember, call me Mr. Wong. - Oh, yes, Master.

Uh, Mr. Wong.

Where is Mr. Foon? Go and find him.

- So, do you have any sour plum? - No.

Take this button and put it inside your mouth.

Why didn't you make sour plum for me?

Seasick? You'll be dead before we find the pirates.

He's going to puke again!

There are some odd guys on this boat.

- Be on your guard. They could be pirates. - You think?

Keep an eye on them.

- It's sand. - You're joking. Let me have a look.

They're fake. It's a trap. Let's go!

How dare you cheat us!

Looking for sand?

- That's the signal. - It won't be long now.

- Still seasick? - Not by choice.

Because I've eaten the button but not the sour plum.

Master wants us to gather on deck.

CHEUNG

Fire!

Bring her closer!

Prepare to board!

Where have they gone?

We're on the same side. We've tied them up already.

- Where are the rest of them? - Tied up in the cabin.

If it's rice you want, there's no need to tie us up.

Ask your leader to come out, get the rice, then set us free.

- Yes, get your boss out here. - Now!

- All missed! - Useless foreign weapons!

Get the fat guy!

- After him! - Catch this!

Now catch this! And this!

- So, careful not to shoot our people! - Trust me!

Perfect!

- Clubfoot, board the other ship! - Okay!

Hoist him up!

The view's better from here.

Out of bullets.

A nice, soft landing.

The meat is sweeter after a beating!

Move, and you'll taste your own cannonballs.

Get your master out of here, or I'll blow the ship to bits!

- Coming straight back! - How can a rice merchant be so skilled?

Are you the boss?

I'm the boss. Flying Monkey.

Got you! You're under arrest!

Wait! I need to puke again.

I can't take much more of this.

Damn it! Why did you die next to me?

Think you can escape?

Come back here!

Drop your weapons! I've caught your leader.

They've all been killed while I was puking.

If what Flying Monkey said is true, this is their base. Let's go!

- What's that noise? - I hear it too.

- Me too. - It's a harpsichord.

Let's disguise ourselves and sneak in.

We need to distract them.

- It's done, Master. - Okay.

Help! Help me!

Master, there are so many pirates here.

Do you think they'll recognize us?

Do you remember how many pigs you've slaughtered?

I've slaughtered so many. How could I remember?

They have so many new members. How will they tell us from them?

- Just stay calm. - Okay.

- Wing, you worry too much. - Yes, yes, yes —

No need to repeat yourself.

- Is San Francisco a beautiful city? - Not at all.

I bought a plot in New York instead.

Paris is better. You should see the girls.

I bought a château there, and I've employed many maids.

I could go anytime and live like a king.

I never thought making big money would be easy.

If I'd started earlier, I could have retired by now.

Cheers!

They all drink this. It must taste good.

- It's so frothy. How can we drink it? - Just try it.

- It's bitter, and it stinks. - He's loving it.

- He must have a different one. - Let me try yours.

Just the same.

Bravo! Sister Ying plays so well. Let's offer her a toast.

Under her great leadership, we've had so much success this year!

Those not drinking show disrespect to Sister Ying.

To Sister Ying!

- You better be careful. - This wine tastes foul.

Clubfoot, listen up.

Add some of this into the barrels.

It'll make them feel even better for a while.

So, light the gunpowder on my signal. Okay? Let's go!

What is this? It tastes like horse piss.

Master, look.

The women who were kidnapped.

We can't risk hurting the innocent, so we can't use the gunpowder.

We have to save them first.

- Ying is coming. What should we do? - Let's get up for now.

Where are you men from? Are you new here?

I've been here for ages. Just enjoying my beer.

We came from Borneo. We're under Flying Monkey.

Flying Monkey?

He's already set sail. Why are you still here?

He knows we lack experience.

He wanted us to stay until the next job. Understand?

Shit, you've got some guts.

Flying Monkey does what I say. So do you. Understand?

Nice one.

- Master is too much. - Someone is coming!

- It's me. Not fat enough to be recognized? - Fatty, you made me jump.

- Master is in Ying's bedroom. - What?

- He lost control again. - What shall we do then?

He really needs to make up his mind.

If he doesn't get on top of it, he'll blame us for not keeping up.

So hurry up and fix the medicine.

We rarely see skin as white as yours here.

Young man, you seem tense. Are you still a virgin?

- Yes. - I don't believe you.

There are no virgins anymore. I've certainly never met one!

Wong Fei-hung, I know you have it in for me.

I recognized you the moment you walked in.

You had it in for me too. You knew I was Wong Fei-hung.

But you still fell into my hands.

- So slow. - Just a little more.

- Come on, hurry up. - I don't think it matters anymore.

- Why? Is Master coming? - What? Does he not look happy?

- One. - Why are you counting?

Two. Three!

Damn you, Wong Fei-hung! Watch my gun!

Ying, you're under arrest!

So many of them. This will hold them.

No way! Watch this!

- You broke the pillar! Trying to kill me? - What were you doing up there?

Shoot and load, shoot and load... It's such a pain!

No time to reload!

- So! Catch! - Holy shit!

- I have great confidence in you! - Thank you!

Sneaking up? Take this!

18 Topple Kick!

I kick with style when Clubfoot's not around.

Watch my darts!

10,000 for a corpse. 7,000 for wounded. Right! 10,000 for you!

So, you're the best shot. Cover me.

I wa-wa-wasn't ready!

So, what are you doing?

So many guns!

Run!

Not so hard!

- I'm not a faker like you. - Didn't you see my 18 Topple Kick?

That's not a real stance.

Take this!

And some of this! And some of this!

I'd be stronger if it weren't for the seasickness. One more!

Ambush.

What a waste of energy.

If some iron fell from the sky, would you stop it with your head?

Safe for one, dangerous to the other.

- Club-Club — - Quiet!

- It's too dangerous to move. - Then why are you pushing me?

You said, "One man's danger is another man's safety."

- This is only danger. - So what?

- Stop-Stop arguing. - It's a tactical discussion, not arguing.

- Stop talking and move! - Are you going or not?

So! Clubfoot, use the box as cover!

Got it!

- Master, you can come in now! - Attack!

What's with you?

Heaven has finally rewarded us for our good deeds.

We're rich!

I'm not a greedy man. I just want a little.

- Foon. - Master, let me collect your share.

This does not belong to you. We must take all this back to the court.

What? Pretending to be Mr. Honest. Hey, Fatty, why did you take so much?

Clubfoot! Why did you take so much?

I'm just looking. I wasn't taking anything. So!

I didn't do anything.

Got it now.

Foon! Is that your necklace?

It just stuck to my hand.

Watch out for traps.

CHEUNG PO-TSAI'S TREASURE CAVE

Master, this appears to be Cheung's tablet.

Machine gun.

Cheung, you have chosen to be a pirate in death too.

Such a disgrace to set a tablet to your "glorious history."

Your descendants are ruining our peace and stability.

I must destroy your base now.

And I will break your tablet.

How dare you defile my throne!

Save Foon!

Foon, watch out!

Let him go!

My hand!

He did it on purpose. You were too greedy.

- How dare you kick me! - My foot!

You old fox!

Clubfoot, get away!

- I'll break your leg now! - Come out here then!

Clubfoot, how are you?

- Are you Cheung? - Didn't you see the tablet on my throne?

Can you really be that old?

I'm selfish and crafty.

I eat and sleep well, so I enjoy a long life.

You are too conceited.

Your life's about to change. I'm taking you to the court.

Too conceited? You made me an officer, so you can't arrest me.

My post is quite a senior one.

But I have no desire to become the magistrate.

Do you think you can be an official forever?

Once you stepped outside the law, it was over.

You've had it too easy!

Excellent. You have guts.

- Some-Someone is hiding. - What?

Hiding?

My descendants and I have no respect for officials.

All the emperors are selfish.

If you say I shouldn't wear this official hat,

then cut the ponytails off the Manchus for me.

Okay. Come here and cut it yourself!

- So, lend me your gun. - I need to use it.

Never mind. I'll use that big one there.

- This is your fault, So! Now I'm trapped! - Go-Go —

Load the gun!

- Let me help you. - Hurry up.

- Come on, hurry! - You're in the way. How can I get out?

- Sorry, I can't move. - Watch out!

Luckily, I have enough ass to spare. No problem.

Ah, my hand!

- Vases. - You can't balance on there!

- Give me your ponytail! - Come and get it!

Think you can challenge my Sea Balance Kung Fu?

Right, Cheung. Let's see who falls first!

Give me your hat!

On the floor!

You can't protect your hat. How do you expect to cut my ponytail?

I'm satisfied with the riches I have. The hat means nothing!

Come and take my head if you can!

I'm gonna chop your legs off!

Back on the floor!

You're coming too!

Watch your diamonds, if that's what you want!

Here, take it! Take it!

No! My diamonds!

You lived for riches. Now you've been killed by them.

Clean the sign!

- Move everything inside. - Coming!

Goddess, please bless and protect us.

Light the firecrackers!

Be quiet!

- What's this? - It stinks.

- Let me help you. - Never mind.

Clubfoot, hold tight. I'm going to treat your wound now.

Thank you, Master.

So, come and help. Master and Sister are here.

- Pretend to court me, okay? - 14th Aunt.

- Let me have a look. It's all right. - So! What's wrong with you?

Right, I'm fine. It's nothing.

- You want to be hurt? - 14th Aunt.

Pretend you're courting me.

14th Aunt!

Wing's in a really bad way. Just listen to his groans.

- 14th Aunt! - I'm coming.

Why is everybody suddenly calling 14th Aunt?

It's because she's so nice to them.

- Foon, pretend to be enamored of me. - I really am.

- I'm not joking. I'm being sincere. - Sincere?

- Yes. - We agreed to pretend.

You can pretend, but I'm serious.

- I'll just go on pretending. - Make it more realistic.

- I'm just pretending. - Come on. It's just acting.

I'll pretend, but don't get the wrong idea.

It's hard to pretend. There's no need for you to do this.

What do you know?

Boss.

Empty. They took everything.

TIN HAU FESTIVAL

I never thought this place would come alive again.

The people are full of hope now.

I didn't think Tin Hau Festival would happen.

Now the local militia are respected. So many people want to join.

RECRUITING STATION

Mr. Tse, what will we do with the jewelry we recovered from the pirates?

- Let's follow the governmental orders. - The government?

Roll up, roll up! Get it while you can!

The price will rise tomorrow! Only two left now!

What's the matter?

The merchants are causing a crisis. The price of rice increases each day.

What are they up to? They're going to scare the people again.

Rice is so expensive. We can't afford to buy it.

In that case, go home. Yes, what can I do for you?

Master Wong, with your help, we are making a fortune.

How can you auction rice like a treasure?

If I keep my rice in the storehouse, I'll have a terrible loss.

I have a monopoly on the rice, so I can sell to the highest bidder.

You should watch and learn about business from me.

Business? Aren't you just another pirate? You're just robbing the people.

This is legal. I'm not robbing anybody. It's up to them to buy or not.

If we don't buy rice, how can we survive?

This is too good a business opportunity to miss.

First bitter, then sweet. That's the law of prosperity.

Keep working, or I'll dock your pay!

- Find cheap labor to carry all this rice. - Yes, boss.

When rice goes up, all other prices follow.

Master Wong.

Celebrating, huh?

While they're celebrating the festival,

let's go and rob Si-kiu.

Kill everyone in one night.

A fitting revenge for my father.

- Where is Ying? - Locked up in the prison.

- Send somebody to save her. - Yes.

They're here. Let's send the signal.

There's the signal now.

You were right, Master Wong. They did exactly as you predicted.

Send the signal to inform our men.

- Ken. - Yes, sir.

The torch.

Okay, they're coming. Let's start the dragon dance.

We'll draw them right in.

Dad, this place is under your control. Take care.

Thanks. You too.

Are you all right? Answer me!

We're trapped. Go!

What's happening outside? Will they burn the house?

Shh. Be quiet.

Sister.

Sister, about Fei-hung —

Let's talk about it later.

Are you the storehouse adviser?

- That's right. - Where's your boss?

He is guarding the storehouse alone.

What about his wife and children?

They're with him.

Why did you shout so loud? You scared me half to death.

Mr. Tang! It's Master Wong's 13th Aunt.

It's not safe here. You shouldn't be hiding inside.

- You'd better come with us now. - We'd better do as Master Wong says.

He can't tell me what to do. Why have you come here?

You won't protect my rice, so I'll do it myself.

They'll have to kill me if they want it!

Mr. Tang, rice is important, but your lives are more important.

Spare a thought for your family.

Your children are still young. Can they fight against pirates?

Open the door!

Listen to Ah An. Ah An, take good care of them.

Sister, you don't need to stay. Follow them.

You're still young. You have a bright future.

- You needn't follow Master like I do. - I won't go! Let me stay with Master.

- Sister, please go now. - Don't make me go!

Mistress!

Don't leave me all alone!

My stomach hurts. I need to go to the toilet.

Hurry up.

Brother Wing, there's a signal from Gut Cheung Lane.

There are signals coming from everywhere, so why is it so quiet here?

Thank God. Just in time!

On the roof!

Drop your swords. These are guns.

Who-Who's there?

Damn! No more bullets.

Damn you!

- Cover me so I can find the boss. - Sister Ying, here's your cover!

Damn. There's somebody here.

What are you doing?

They're all running away!

Enjoy yourself!

Out of bullets!

Ying has escaped.

Boss, the dragon is controlled with ropes. It's a trap.

Good boy.

You're as faithful as a dog. Give me a bone.

You can take the bone home. Go on. There's a good boy.

Come on.

Are you coming?

Are you staring at me?

He's giving me a hard stare. He looks like an owl.

What? Do you think I'm scared?

Let's see whose eyes are bigger.

Are you one of Wong Fei-hung's students?

The day we raided your base, you must have been running for cover.

Forget it. I'll give you another chance to get to know me.

I'll get to know your insides first!

Using my bone?

Use the machine gun!

Take cover!

- It's not working! - You have to take the safety off!

Still not working!

Don't you know how to use a machine gun?

Oh, shit!

- Master! - Wong Fei-hung!

Quick! Don't let those bastards escape! Wait for me!

- I must avenge my father! - I'm waiting for you!

Go to hell!

Watch my Shadowless Kick!

You finally show up, Junior Cheung.

- I've come especially for you. - Well, here I am!

- Sister Ying, the boss is over here. - Boss, we have escaped.

Catch the rope.

- Think you can escape? - Catch the gun!

Master, here's a rope!

- Clubfoot, come here! - Yes, Master!

Wong Fei-hung, catch my fireworks!

Clubfoot.

Master!

Leave quickly. Don't worry about me.

- Ying, are you all right? - I'm fine. We seem to be in a storehouse.

I asked for your rice. You didn't oblige me.

- Come here. - Please let me go!

- Please don't take my rice away. - Still want to protect your storehouse?

Kill them!

- Boss! - My rice! My precious rice!

We have to save them all.

Say goodbye to your husband!

Take your rice to the king of hell!

Sister Ying!

- What's going on? - Junior Cheung!

Master Wong, you came?

Kill him!

What the —

- Who is it? Who's there? - Wong Fei-hung!

Damn you, Wong Fei-hung!

Wait. Catch those bitches first. Don't let them escape.

- The rest of you, surround them. - Right!

Why are you tying me up?

Go up now!

Get them!

- It's too high up! - Let me help!

Go now. I'll save your wife.

Come this way!

Hurry up! Aren't you going?

Quick, open the door! Hurry up!

Hurry, quickly!

Help! Pirates!

- Master, come down! - Come on!

Be careful!

- Master! Are you all right? - Help me! Help me!

- Where is Wong Fei-hung? - I can't see him!

Let me shoot you!

My eyes!

Don't move! Drop your weapons, or your boss dies.

SOUTH CHINA STOREHOUSE

- On fire? - Go to hell!

Ying! I will avenge you!

Think you can get away?

The storehouse is on fire.

There's nothing we can do.

Sir, the rice! It will burn to cinders!

There are many soldiers outside. Let's hide for now.

- Save the rice, sir! I beg you! - We can't let the rice burn.

- I'm going to save it. - Ken!

Thank you! Be quick!

Let's save the rice. Thank you!

- What shall we do? - Follow me!

Ken! Where are you?

There are pirates!

I'll handle this!

- Ken! - Ken!

Die, bastard!

Ken, wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Get up and save the rice!

Ken!

Save the rice.

At last, they've come.

- Be careful. He's got a gun. - Come on! Come on!

Porky Wing!

- He's Cheung Yuk-lun! - Don't move!

Gunpowder? I'll blow you all to hell!

Die, bastard!

- Damn you! - Move!

Catch this!

Take cover!

Watch out!

We'll die together!

Watch out!

- No explosion? - The gunpowder has burned out.

Gun!

I've got 'em!

Wong Fei-hung!

- Prepare to die! - Cheung Yuk-lun, watch out!

The more unstable the society, the more opportunity for profit.

All the prices go up.

And there are fortunes to be made.

Heroes appear in troubled times.

That's the time to strike it rich!

Prosperity...

has gone up in smoke — there's nothing left.

So we are finally going to make it to Hong Kong.

Yes.

- Let us help you with your luggage. - Thank you!

Are you leaving today? Somebody will come from the capital to take over today.

Excellent. Law and order will be restored.

- Yes, that's right. - Sir. They are coming.

One, two! One, two!

Attention! Left turn!

We are the troops of the New Army. Who's responsible for the handover?

I am the constable here. I sent the telegram.

Sir, another troop is coming.

Line up!

We are from Luk's camp.

- Read this official letter carefully. - Yes, of course.

Why have two troops come to take over at the same time?

They must have received the telegram simultaneously.

But these troops work for different masters.

It's like putting two tigers in the same cage.

Who is going to take control of this area?

Both are sent by Li Hongzhang.

Let's leave the decision to the chief.

Do you have an official letter to prove your authority?

Everybody has gone now.

I don't have one.

What shall we do now?

Are you all right, sir?

Master Wong, I think you should leave now.

Gunshots?

This could be a real problem. We'd better wait and see what happens.

This is what happens when the kingdom loses power.

But in times of stability, there are different problems.

- Why are there so many people leaving? - Let's get aboard.

- Don't worry. You'll get tickets soon. - Sit tight.

- Others are more in need of these tickets. - My thoughts exactly.

Give them all to me.

Here, sir. Take these tickets for your family.

- Thank you, sir! - Get on board now.

- Where is 14th Aunt? - 14th Aunt!

Sister May.

Sister May!

Sister May.

Bon voyage!

You look like an owl again.

Is he crying?

He can't be. He must be faking it.

No, it's just —

She's still got my necklace.

Necklace? What a trauma.

That's good. One is leaving. Things will be less complicated.

The ship's coming back!

- What's going on? - Sister May!

There's a big storm coming, so the ship can't sail.

Oh, no! She's coming back!